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  1. Re:IDEs too? Oh yes, and what about OO Design? on UK Moves to Outlaw 'Hacker Tools' · · Score: 1

    Will it actually come down to arresting me for code pieces like a TCP/IP transport routine that I contributed to an open source application - that somehow has been tied to whatever crime committed because they copied my source?

    When did my peers and people of my parent's age become such softcore fascists?

  2. Re:Get real... on PlayStation 2 Game ICO Violates the GPL · · Score: 1

    You don't need a real issue to have a good witchburning. That's the great thing about it. All you need is a wild allegation and pack of frothing fanboys with pitchforks and you're good to go.

    And don't forget, she turned me into a newt.

    ok, well...I got better.

  3. Highschool coders...the musical on Google Summer of Code Extends to Highschoolers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Students choose from a list of several hundred predetermined tasks that improve the open source project.

    Thank god. If they had their own projects to work on, I don't know if I could handle any more "technology advancements" to MySpace.

    Not that I ever lurk there, you know...

  4. It's a big risk, but... on Microsoft Plans Data Center in Siberia · · Score: 3, Funny

    From Irkutsk you can strike Mongolia, Kamchatka, Siberia, or Yakutsk.

    Personally, I found holding all of Australia was the key to taking Asia.

  5. Jeebus! on The Happiest Days of Our Lives · · Score: 1

    Yes, Floyd came to mind as well. But if I hear one more story of how he slipped Ashley Judd the tongue...
    there will be some thrashings from me, too.

  6. Glub, glub on Open Source, Genetically Engineered Machines From a Kit? · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...

    I was thinking CH3CH2OH

  7. I saved! on Saving Power in your Home Office · · Score: 4, Funny

    I unplugged that appliance that measured my electric usage. However, the power company didn't see the benefit the way I did.

  8. Yes! on 'Gamercize' Cardio at Our Desk · · Score: 1

    I have not done anything remotely related to execise after I crushed my stress-reliever ball last year.

    Damn, and I liked that ball too. It laste me a whole month.

  9. Re:OMG! on Star Trek XI Plot Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    Actually, I apologize. I didn't read the article. I just thought what could be the most lame excuse for a plot device, one that has already been played [to death], and really just silly.

    Ooops.

    PS - crap. Does this mean I have to cross the picket line and finish the story?

  10. OMG! on Star Trek XI Plot Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    Spock dies?

  11. You know what they say... on Multitouch Without Touch Using Wiimote · · Score: 3, Funny

    No glove...no love.

  12. As long as there are anonymous cowards... on New York's Slap to the Facebook · · Score: 1

    there will always be the spectre of the lurking pedophile? Is this what they are trying to get at?

  13. And when I say this, I mean it affectionately... on Even the Masseuse is a Multimillionaire at Google · · Score: 1

    BASTARDS!

  14. Yes...but... on The Dumber Android Is, the Better, Say Experts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dumb terminals can never defeat idiots. That's why nothing is idiot proof.

  15. Re:google time on Microsoft CIO Stuart Scott Gets Axed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How does a CIO get fired "after an investigation for violation of company policies"?

    1. Misrepresented himself. Is his resume completely honest? Some have been canned for claiming work that they didn't do or graduated from schools when they didn't,
    2. Tried to his station/authority to manipulate or obfuscate reporting numbers for a false picture of the company's standing or fiscal health. Did he misreport the Vista numbers, inflating them artifically (or report lower)? Any monkeying with reports to make himself look better or others look worse can get you fired in a Sarbanes-Oxley world.
    3. Personal conduct. From HP spying on fellow board members and employees to outright unfavorable corporate behavior (e.g. being sleazy to the point of lawsuits) is yet another way of getting fired.

    He came to Microsoft in 2005 so he's not a long timer in the company. If Microsoft is trying to push him out, then we'll see if he responds with a lawsuit.

  16. Re:Hi! on Bot-avatar Pesters Second Life Users (For Science!) · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...I think I need help here (with the programming), but actually couldn't we use an algorithm to detect spamatars(c)?

    if..=|physical_manifestation=="ron jeremy"|
    ..then =mode, run!

  17. Re:What social networks are really about... on Redmond's Heavy Guns Go After OpenSocial · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, I don't care that you don't care. In addition, the Facebook crowd does not care either. But I do, because less developer competition is a bonus for me.

    However, the Facebook crowd will care when they see a nifty new plug-in or tool that allows them to have a social calendar robot(tm) or ad hoc open forum(tm) or anything else that will make their Facebook experience more pleasant, more useful, or just plain old stupid but with really interesting eye candy.

    And by then, you'll care because you don't want to be left out of the "cool crowd."

  18. Lame excuse for a "trojan" on Fake Codec is Mac OS X Trojan · · Score: 5, Funny

    the Mac machine's browser is set to to open 'Safe' files after downloading, the .dmg gets mounted and the Installer is launched. The target must click through a series of screens to become infected

    That's like saying that Troy had to put their enemies in the horse, then drag it up to the gate, drag it through and then offer a soft cushy landing spot for warriors coming out of the horse.

  19. Re:What's so special about that press card? on Blogger Wins 1.5 Year Legal Battle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.
    - Hunter S. Thompson

  20. Social API, pthtptpptpththt! on Google's Plans for a Social API · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I told a charming, beautiful young woman she could plug into my public API, I got slapped!

    Gee, thanks for nothing, social networking...

  21. Re:Opposite of electrons... on NC State Creates Most Powerful Positron Beam Ever · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, it blocks out all positive thinking. Sheesh! Some scientist you are...

  22. Yes, but will it run Linux? on AMD Ships First DTX Form Factor Prototypes · · Score: 1

    Not bloody likely until they get either RadeonHD or ATI fglrx to support whay they already have in the market.
    Hint, hint: The 690G on-board HTPC chipset with HDMI, component-out...

  23. Re:This is HIGHLY illegal in the US on eBay The Vote · · Score: 1

    The OP has never voted before or been to a polling place all day?

    Or even seen the electoral process in Chicago or any place in West Virginia?

    Where is the moderation tag, "Naive"?

  24. Re:Oblig. web design site. on First Ever Web Design Survey Results · · Score: 1

    Holy crap.

    It's the mother that spawned MySpace!

  25. US vs China Censorship on How to Dodge the Chinese Internet Censor · · Score: 0, Troll

    It is amazing that they are spending that much money and people power, along with the cultural bonus of self censoring, when here in America, all that equates to studio execs demanding, and releasing, yet another lowest common denominator film, and another press release of Britney/Paris attention whores.

    Yes, we take our freedoms for granted and now I see many are willingly giving up those rights all in the name of stability and mediocrity. Maybe China needs to take a lesson from us, true censorship is the kind that calls itself "must see TV."