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  1. V chip on FDA Approves Implantable RFID for Patients · · Score: 1

    New, from the brilliant minds that brought you the patriot act, the new V chip for your brain! Now you cant think those nasty thoughts anymore. Any negative thoughts will be replaced by an image of GWB playing in a sunny field surrounded by bunnies.

  2. First on Indymedia Servers Given Back · · Score: 1, Interesting

    First thing I'd do if I was indymedia was have those drives replaced...possibly the whole box if possible. Secondly I'd switch server companies entirley to prevent any sort of "tapping" through another host (man in the middle) The patriot act, the one thing I completley disagree with President Bush on. Gotta love it.

  3. How much negative.... on Paypal Grinds To A Halt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How much negative feedback will be left on ebay due to user stupidity? The world wonders...

  4. Freedom of the Press == Owned. on UCSD Vs. Free Speech, Round 2 · · Score: 1

    Hey I got a brilliant Idea! We dont like the decisions foobar university is making, lets start a website about our views. *Lawers enter* Lawyers: now hold on little jimmy, dont go making that website just yet. You cant state your opinions and ACTUALLY tell anyone who they are about. That might be offensive. Anarchist Jim: So i cant have my downwithfoobar.com site? Lawyers: Of course not Anarchist Jim: Then how will I express my views. Lawyers: Well, your allowed to make statements, you just cant use anyones name. Yeah, This sounds plausible. Has anyone heard of the first ammendment here? it sounds like the freedom of the press is bieng trampled on. Think about it. Wouldnt the news be a bit boring if you couldnt use any names?

  5. Tech support call, enhanced with VOIP on What VoIP Is Actually Good For · · Score: 5, Funny

    Telco company: Hello, welcome to genericom, how may i assist you. Me: My pho....pho....ne.... is laa...a..aaaa....a..g.... Telco company: Whats that sir, I cant quite understand you. Me: My god....amn....phon...is....lagg... Telco Company: Sir, your going to have to speak more clearly...

  6. ilovebees.com on Satellite Loaded With AI For Self-Diagnosis · · Score: 1

    So now the mystery of ilovebees.com is solved. Nasa crashed the test probe.

  7. Rack one up for the patriot act. on Indymedia Server Raided by FBI · · Score: 1

    Patriot act : 1, Bill of Rights : 0 I love it when this sorta stuff happens. Where is the ACLU in all of this, thier property was seized without any reason given? The BS detector is reading a 9.5

  8. So much for 411. on Google Launches SMS Search Service · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Looks like 411 just got outdated. Now I can get a phone number and address for anyone via SMS. And a text message costs what? less than 5 cents? vs a 2 dollar call to information?

  9. Re:Thank's scientists! on Coffee is Addictive · · Score: 1

    You actually READ the sources?!? That is against the /. way!

  10. Wow, talk about lack of faith. on Gates on Spyware and OS Competition · · Score: 1

    "We ourselves are not going after...or the nuclear reactor control market..." Ahh, so even the great Bill Gates doesnt trust the stability/security of windows THAT much. I'd trust my slack box to run my reactor...now where are those dilithium crystals...

  11. ebayjobs on Would You Bid for a Job? · · Score: 1

    How long until we see ebayjobs.com? Hell a few years ago people would never have bought cars off the internet, let alone at auction, i ended up buying two!

  12. 10 bucks to the first company.... on Transparent Aluminum Is Here · · Score: 2, Funny

    10 bucks goes to the first company/person to make me a case out of this stuff.

  13. What could we do... on Fighting Spam with DNA Sequencing Algorithms · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd love to meet the scientist that thought this up. It probably went something like this: Boss: Well we've made promising gains in the DNA reasearch project, Now what applications could this be used for Engineer: The possibilites are litless! we could cure cancer! We could invent a super puppy that combines the abilities of a lovable puppy and tux, the friendly linux penguin! We could use it to rengenerate limbs for amputees! Marketing: Lets use it to get rid of spam emails! Boss: Great idea! Lets go with that one.

  14. Re:Creative uses? on Duke University Students Receive iPods · · Score: 1

    At least to slashdot reading muggers, who, thanks to you, have been told to look out for first year duke students!

  15. Creative uses? on Duke University Students Receive iPods · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many drunken college students will lose these things around campus?

  16. This begs the question on NASA Provides Results Of Scramjet Test · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Why do we need to go mach 15 anyway?

  17. Re:Almost Makes me want to Play CS again on A Look at the CounterStrike Source Beta · · Score: 1

    Somehow I give as much credit to valve for keeping thier word as far as subscriptions go as I give them for keeping an HL2 Release date.

  18. Almost Makes me want to Play CS again on A Look at the CounterStrike Source Beta · · Score: 1

    Almost makes me want to play CS once again, the graphics look cool, and I'm a huge fan of good physics. But I despise Steam, I refuse to support something that will eventually try to get me to pay a subscription for a game I paid for.

  19. Re:Linus on Life After Doom · · Score: 1

    So what your saying is, the framebuffer console will be replaced by Tux blasting the BSOD and billions of Error reports into oblivion?

  20. Makes You wonder on Emergency Alert System Insecure · · Score: 1

    It sorta makes you wonder what would happen in the event of another terrorist attack on america. A terrorist sets a bomb off in washington DC, and our alert system is shutdown by a simple attack on the system. There was no real reason to question the systems security. The logical response would be the system is heavily encrypted and secure. Hats off to the government. After 9/11 they couldnt figure out that a SECURE system was required? Sigh. How many people would die before they changed the system? I doubt it would cost a terrible ammount to make the system secure. Thankfully someone brought attention to it before it was exploited.

  21. Getting owned? on Microsoft Windows: A Lower Total Cost of 0wnership · · Score: 1

    Maybe what they mean is theres a lower cost to hackers of "owning" microsoft software.