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  1. Well, I think on Attempting To Reframe "KDE Vs. GNOME" · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Ripping the bandage off of the scab" is a pretty accurate description of KDE 4.

  2. Re:Hear that 'whirring' sound? on If We Have Free Will, Then So Do Electrons · · Score: 2, Funny

    But not the elect electrons.

  3. Hear that 'whirring' sound? on If We Have Free Will, Then So Do Electrons · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's John Calvin.

  4. What I normally do is on What To Do With Old USB Keys, Low-Capacity Hard Drives? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Take them to a recycling center, so they can be loaded onto container ships and sent to China so they can have their precious metals reclaimed over a charcoal fire.

  5. Re:Yes they are... on Do Video Games Cost Too Much? · · Score: 1

    I think the real equation is ticket cost (times number of tickets sold) vs production cost. A similar economy (modulo liability insurance costs) can be applied to the pharmaceutical companies.

  6. Re:Use CPAN? You deserve to lose on Apple's Mac OS X Update Breaks Perl · · Score: 1

    Perl as modern VHLL

    Let me think about tha

    HEAD ASPLODES

  7. Re:are you crazy? on Jet Pack Runs For Hours On Water · · Score: 5, Funny

    It reminds me of the electric car I invented - the one with the really really long extension cord.

  8. Re:More Digg... on Spiraling Skyscraper Farms For a Future Manhattan · · Score: 1

    At least Digg's front page loads without TWO "unresponsive script" dialogs.

  9. Re:Euphemism? on Nuclear Subs 'Collide In Ocean' · · Score: 5, Funny

    To differentiate it from nuclear subs that 'collide in mid-air'.

  10. That's too bad on Automation May Make Toll Roads More Common · · Score: 1

    the company that runs E-470 plans to close all human-staffed toll booths by mid-summer

    Toll-booth operators taste just like veal.

  11. Re:use a gun on How To Encourage Workers To Suggest Innovation? · · Score: 1

    Indeed. The rack or the stocks are also useful.

    < Jack Bauer voice > Come on!! We need your ideas! We're running out of time here!!! You know what I'm capable of! < /Jack Bauer voice >

  12. Re:Easy. on A Quantitative Study of How Memes Spread · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In Soviet Russia, memes spread you!

  13. Re:If you have a choice... on Beginning Portable Shell Scripting · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shell scripts have horrible error handling, and quickly become a maintenance nightmare. These days, e.g. Python is installed everywhere you need to go.

    That's exactly what the Perl people said years ago, and we all know how well that worked out (for low maintenance sysadmin-type tasks). I know the sinking feeling I get every time I find a crontab entry pointing to a Perl script.

  14. Re:Richard Dawkins on I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2 · · Score: 1

    Something about how this particular specimen is highly unlikely to survive long enough to get its genes into the next generation.

  15. Re:Bill tightens his fist! on I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I'm a Linux and I'm depressed.

  16. Re:Every night on Hadron Collider Relaunch Delayed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With an attitude like that, we'd still be using coal to heat our homes. Seriously, the money's already been spent, the staff is already on the payroll. The annual operating costs are a fraction of the construction costs. This being Slashdot, let's use a car analogy - you just bought a brand new Lexus for some serious, serious coin, but on the way home, you got a flat tire. Are you really not going to fix it in the interest of "saving money"?

  17. Re:What kind of stupid time is that? on February 13th, UNIX Time Will Reach 1234567890 · · Score: 1

    Hey! That's my root password!

  18. Re:Actually, the date... on February 13th, UNIX Time Will Reach 1234567890 · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmmm Jenny.

  19. Re:How's this a flash mob? on Flash Mob Steals $9 Million From ATMs · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were all in the same place at the same time - cyberspace, Nov 8, 05:00 UTC.

  20. Re:Ob on Utah Mulls a Database of Bar Customers · · Score: 1, Funny

    I always wondered who slipped that second "m" in "moron".

  21. /oblig "fixed that for you" on UK Can't Read Its Own ID Cards · · Score: 4, Funny

    What you want is "Yes, Minister". Down the corridor, third on the left.

    I'm sorry, this is abuse. You want "Yes, Minister". Down the corridor, third on the left.

    Stupid git.

  22. Re:Ha hahaaa ha haha. on Why Windows Must (and Will) Go Open Source · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Windows will go open source over Gates and Ballmer's bloated, stinking maggot-riddled corpses.

  23. Re:Windows only on Amazon Enters Gaming Market · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good point, since so many other games run on Linux, BSD and Mac.

  24. Re:Thanks comcast on Comcast Apologizes For Super Bowl Porn Glitch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even more amusing is that somebody registered ComcastSuperBowlPorn.com just to display it.

  25. Oh no!! on Torvalds Rejects One-Size-Fits-All Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yet another distro. Anybody have a link where we can download this One-Size-Fits-All Linux?