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  1. CSI on The CPU Redefined: AMD Torrenze and Intel CSI · · Score: 0

    Is that the infinite image enhancement chip?

  2. What I need!! on Ubuntu Feisty Fawn Drawing Near · · Score: 0

    Compositors(compiz, beryl, xcompmgr) in the repositories and emerge(for enlightenment DR17).

  3. Combine with bird flu!! on Chinese Develop Remote Controlled Pigeons · · Score: 0

    Remote Control + Pigeon with a bad cough = WMD.

  4. Here one anoying bug on IE and Firefox Share a Vulnerability · · Score: 0

    I launch firefox, and quickly try and do a search in the google search bar at the top right, then the google homepage STEALS the focus from the built-in search, and I end up with both having both halves of what i was typing. And i've also seen that if i launch the browser and try to select a page from the dropdown, that when the default homepage loads the selection list decides to dissappear, I think that's for both browsers.

  5. VMWare Here's a move on VMware-Microsoft Battle Looming · · Score: 0

    Buy Cedega!! and Write SQL Server drivers for Mono.

  6. Re:Dell's laptops cost MORE w/ no OS than w/ Windo on Pre-Installed Linux On Dells Coming · · Score: 0
    If that's the case, can dell have a crapware range with Bonzi Buddy, Gator(whatever is called nowadays), I'll every piece of toolbars galore. for £200 cheaper of course

    I'll just install Linux on that.

  7. 1 more step on Possible 25 Million Year Old Frog Found · · Score: 0
    Now I just have to recombine the missing DNA with mosquito DNA and incubate it in fresh dinosaur eggs,

    then I'll be able to recreate the mosquito's that the frog ate.

    My prehistoric mosquito park is going to be a resounding success.

  8. Tubes on Bird Flu Pandemic Could Choke the Net · · Score: 0

    Build some more tubes, what are they waiting for!!

  9. Somebody caught whiff of this on Teens Prosecuted For Racy Photos · · Score: 0
    As soon as someone in the police heard about this crime, all the cops and judges wanted to have a look at the evidence.

    It's just a matter of upholding justice for all.

  10. Format on Remote Exploit of Vista Speech Control · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Open Terminal For Matt See Yes Im sure Reice Tart!!"

  11. Don't pay taxes on Uncle Sam Spoils Dream Trip To Space · · Score: 0

    Duh, touchdown on another continent or something.

  12. Soda Analogy on Judge Rules That IBM Did Not Destroy Evidence · · Score: 0
    Coke accuses Pepsi of analysing their soda and copying it.

    So Pepsi decides noone is allowed on the premises with a Coke can.

    Then Coke accuses Pepsi of removing evidence, altho Pepsi gave Coke's lawyer all it's batch samples.

  13. The obligatory on China Tests Anti-Satellite Laser Weapon · · Score: -1, Redundant

    "Shalks wiz flikin Rasels on zem!!"

  14. Beowulf on Video Interview With Linus On Linux 2.7 · · Score: 0
    Can't they just implement some kind of automatic load balancing system from the kernel,

    and make it work really easy, so if you have 10 linux workstations for example they'll piss all over 10 boxes with Vista!!! And without configuration just have them on the same subnet and they'll do that automatically.

    Then call it kernel 2.7

  15. Itadakimasu on Father of Instant Ramen Passes Away · · Score: 0

    Naruto sure will be missing you.

  16. Dangerous and nonexistent on DNA So Dangerous It Doesn't Exist · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Just like WMDs

  17. Microformats on Social Network Fatigue Coming? · · Score: 1
    Profile information should be stored in microformat and on any site.

    http://blog.mozilla.com/faaborg/2006/12/11/micro formats-part-0-introduction

    Then its google searchable, and is universal. Then google could have a search for people.

  18. Solution on YouTube's Content Identification Failure Raises Eyebrows · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The solution would be to perform some sort of hash check against previously taken down material. So actually posting copyrighted material once and having it spotted, would stop it from recurring on the system. It just needs to still match submittions with bits cut out and varying watermarks and source qualities with some kind of identification algorythm. (similar to fingerprinting)

  19. Next Year on Wiimote Straps Result in Class Action Suit · · Score: 1

    Man sues Nintendo for ripping his arm off because the Wiimote strap wouldnt break, whilst spinning his arm at extreme velocities.

  20. Prior Art on Nintendo Sued over Wiimote Trigger · · Score: 1

    Colt? Smith & Wesson?

  21. Re:Free Hans on Hans Reiser in Court Today · · Score: 1

    Yeh but his car seat where all still in the car, and didnt have any blood stains. But maybe they did follow her boyfriend, you'll never know till someone becomes a suspect.

  22. All Because on Vista's 'Next Gen' TCP/IP Stack · · Score: 1

    So that you can't download the latest Linux iso's on bittorrent. And hopefull it could be an open standard and not another ms only product. Then the whole interweb has it and we're screwed.

  23. Calm down everyone! on Apple Console Rumour Resurfaces · · Score: 1

    It's just a rebranded Wii.

  24. Durability on Intel to Make Cheap Flash Laptop · · Score: 1

    I think the durability of storage goes, Magnetic, Solid-state, Optical.
    Most optical drives dont last longer than 2 years.

  25. Tube on Internet2 Turns 10 and Upgrades · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You need much bigger tubes to run internet2. Ask Al Gore.