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  1. New tag time on China Malware War Gets Personal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've tagged this article incorrect because of the summary. So much wrong, so little right.

  2. Re:Help! on The Thalamus - The Kernel in Your Mind · · Score: 1

    The action is to drain a bottle of tequila in one go.

    Well that's the hard reset anyway, solves 90% of all problems but can leave you with bad sectors in your memory.

  3. Re:'Secure encryption technique' not available ? on Flash Drives Go To Work · · Score: 1

    Could somebody pleas visit those army barracks with a very big clue stick?

    With their track record, you wouldn't get it back

  4. Re:Reaching for his tin foil hat... on NASA Learns Anew From the Apollo Program · · Score: 1

    heh, I just had a thought.

    What if the original moon landings were faked but the secret was so well kept it never got back to the current administration? So the American government spends all this time and money, and actually makes it there.

    Just thinking about that makes me giggle for some reason.

    *disclaimer: I'm not wearing a tin foil hat, I just found this idea amusing*

  5. Re:Me vs. My Parents on Hoarders vs. Deleters- What Your Inbox Says · · Score: 1

    I'm shaking and I can't remember why!

  6. Re:Me vs. My Parents on Hoarders vs. Deleters- What Your Inbox Says · · Score: 1

    heh, your parents are onto something. I have to remember my mail count in both my email accounts as I don't read or even delete something that's not important.

    Gmail: 340 emails
    Hotmail: 1751 emails

    That's going by memory. ....

    What?

  7. Re:Slashdot Analogies on Inverting Images for Uninvited Users · · Score: 1

    So it's like being able to see Uncle Bruce raise up one leg at the dinner table and getting out of there before the coming storm?

  8. No back tracking on Lead PHP Developer Quits · · Score: 0, Troll

    That sound he hears behind him is a bridge been thoroughly burnt to a crisp.

  9. Re:the only explanation on Fewer Heat Shield Dings on Shuttle Discovery · · Score: 1

    *crtl + scroll*

    Yep, thats about right.

    Now if I could only do that in real life....

  10. Re:Your Getting A Dell on Microsoft Softens Up On Competition · · Score: 1

    Part of me wants to laugh but another part of me whimpers from the memory of clearing out my Dell Laptop when I got it.

  11. Re:Great news!! on Yahoo! Sells, Advocates DRM-Free Music · · Score: 1

    Yes, sadly they picked a vastly popular artist to test out this idea.

  12. Re:Angels! on Microsoft to Allow Competitive Search · · Score: 1

    Another Halo?

    They have already stole one from Apple.

    *rimshot*

  13. Re:Quite Simple Really on What's In Your Inbox? · · Score: 1

    You make it sound like it's a bad cycle.

  14. Awesome! on Supercomputer Models Sun's Corona Dynamics · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just hope the next advancement is getting the Earth to dodge the CME. :)

  15. Re:wait on Internet Giving Homeless a Home · · Score: 1

    In Australia at least, food is not an issue for the homeless. There are plenty of soup kitchens and roaming food vans.

  16. Re:Aaaahhh summer camp... on Summer Camps Join Fray Against MySpace · · Score: 1

    *holds gun to head*

    Give me your fucking childhood right now or I'll blow those sweet sweet memories away.

  17. Re:Next up: Labor-based GC 7 years? on Complaints Filed Over Firms Seeking H1-B Holders · · Score: 1

    The problem,in this case, is that a free market gives the most efficent outcome. A free labour market would give the most efficent levels of pay, work hours and placement. The problem with that is that efficeny != fairness. Controls are put in place so that people arn't treated like (in most aspects) resources.

    A free labour market de-humanises workers.

  18. Re:What on Windows Live Messenger with VoIP · · Score: 1

    ".....its becasue of pages like myspace etc. which have made the net usable."

    I'm sorry but I'm required to gouge your eyes out with a fork now because of that comment.

  19. Re:Electronic Paper on Nanowires Four Times Faster Than Silicon · · Score: 1

    "They could lay off 75% of their staff, and concentrate on a better product."

    Sorry, I think you mean: They could lay off 75% of their staff, and pass the savings onto the executives.

    Seriously though, the quality of newspapers would improve. Not because a newspaper could move funds to improve quality but because suddenly they would be competing with 20 other e-papers. Competition drives quality and price more then supply side factors.

  20. Re:Grr. on Jack Thompson's Violent Game Bill Signed Into Law · · Score: 1

    Watching the "Da Vinci Code" made me want to murder several well know actors, directors, script writers and one book author.

  21. Re:Of course it's sexist on GNOME Reaches Out to Women · · Score: 1

    In Australia, male teachers get preference for placements in alot of places.

  22. Re:Low-Tech on Best Server Storage Setup? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait until she goes looking for her dress shoes and finds your pr0n stash instead.

  23. Re:Colony on the moon on New Crater On Moon Caught On Video · · Score: 1

    Or we could put all lunar colonies under a good couple of metres of bedrock.

    Though, I like your shields idea better :)

  24. Re:Tomshardware is a joke on DIY 4 GHz Dual Core Gaming Rig For $720 · · Score: 1

    I can see it now:

    Tomshardware: Macguyver mods

  25. *shakes head?* on June Windows Update To Be Biggest in a Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was sitting here wondering why my laptop hadn't started to automatically update....

    Then I realised I was booted into Ubuntu.

    *slinks off into the night*