Yeah, Burnout Revenge is gonna rule big time man. Especially when you fling pedestrian cars at the other racers.
Wait, this isn't Burnout 4? Well.. er.. You can still ram your nitrous injected car into a busy intersection and control the wreckage in bullet-time right?
Have you seen the clips? I don't know about you, but if the first Colossus if any indication of what the game is going to be like, I'd gladly play through 80 colossi. This is going to be one hell of a game. Apparently the one in the video clips is the first Colossus AND the smallest. I can only imagine what the last one will look like. *i scaling up an Everest-sized Colossus and seeing the curviture of the earth at the top as it moves along* Awesome.
And I don't mean with people grouped together with big signs. I do seem to remember that it's our duty as Americans to overthrow tyrants when they attempted to grab hold of our most sacred of sacred birth right - freedom.
If this isn't the biggest motherfuckin' hand attempting to swipe our cookies from the jar that I've ever seen, my name is Genghis Kahn. And it isn't.
Anyway, it would appear that we have no less than 2 or maybe even 3 inspirational loser coach adopts loser team and they all magically become winner stories coming up.
Yeah. On the "third" one my dad said to me, "Can you start to see a pattern?"
Suddenly the coach is murdered and we find out it's the trailer to Pink Panther. Apparently they knew exactly what the trailer lineup was. Then of course, there was the cheap trailer for chicken little. I mean, that's a kid's movie. The only people who are probably gonna goto that movie are guys who goto Hitchhiker's Guide, yet also have kid(s) that wanna see Chicken Little.
And that is why I wish to piss in the Cheerios of whoever made the choice to smear that shit on the movie. That's all.
That would be Douglas Adams. Just pray he has some old, rotten bowl of Cheerios in his grave so that you won't have to piss on his corpse if there aren't any.
Just in case, Greely said, the committee recommended closely monitoring the mice's behavior and immediately killing any that display human-like behavior.
If they DO start behaving like humans and have vastly increased intellect, wouldn't this be considered murder?
Wait.. I forgot.. Mice ARE more intelligent than men. So are dolphins.
Nevermind. It would be a priviledge to the mice to be put out of their misery.
All jokes aside, seriously, if they are "human" in consciousness and intelligence, killing them because they're "human" would be murder. It's also rather ironic if you think about it.
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This time they aren't kidding. Just hope your brain runs Linux.
What happens when an Engineer plugs into a Nurse? Do they get this? http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/l/lordfanny.jpg
In space, no one can see your billboards.
I say force these fools to play ICO and then see what they say.
Wow. Where has your boss been living these past 28 years? Tatooine?
Yeah, Burnout Revenge is gonna rule big time man. Especially when you fling pedestrian cars at the other racers. Wait, this isn't Burnout 4? Well.. er.. You can still ram your nitrous injected car into a busy intersection and control the wreckage in bullet-time right?
For a second I thought they were making a star trek game based off that one episode...
Have you seen the clips? I don't know about you, but if the first Colossus if any indication of what the game is going to be like, I'd gladly play through 80 colossi. This is going to be one hell of a game. Apparently the one in the video clips is the first Colossus AND the smallest. I can only imagine what the last one will look like. *i scaling up an Everest-sized Colossus and seeing the curviture of the earth at the top as it moves along* Awesome.
But I've got a better one.
How about I give you the finger - *the finger* - and you give me my DVD?
"Mr. Anderson, tell me, what good is a DVD if you are unable... to watch?"
And chew bubblegum.
And I don't mean with people grouped together with big signs. I do seem to remember that it's our duty as Americans to overthrow tyrants when they attempted to grab hold of our most sacred of sacred birth right - freedom.
If this isn't the biggest motherfuckin' hand attempting to swipe our cookies from the jar that I've ever seen, my name is Genghis Kahn. And it isn't.
Well, you know what they say - Blame Lucasfilms! Blame Lucasfilms!
Anyway, it would appear that we have no less than 2 or maybe even 3 inspirational loser coach adopts loser team and they all magically become winner stories coming up.
Yeah. On the "third" one my dad said to me, "Can you start to see a pattern?"
Suddenly the coach is murdered and we find out it's the trailer to Pink Panther. Apparently they knew exactly what the trailer lineup was. Then of course, there was the cheap trailer for chicken little. I mean, that's a kid's movie. The only people who are probably gonna goto that movie are guys who goto Hitchhiker's Guide, yet also have kid(s) that wanna see Chicken Little.
Even though he wrote the script?
All the hackers will have to do is make a quantum leap into the past to stop it from ever existing. That's a no brainer.
And that is why I wish to piss in the Cheerios of whoever made the choice to smear that shit on the movie. That's all.
That would be Douglas Adams. Just pray he has some old, rotten bowl of Cheerios in his grave so that you won't have to piss on his corpse if there aren't any.
Have a nice day.
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Just a little correction, ICO is for the playstation 2, not playstation 1. Just thought I'd keep you informed ;)
I get this really odd feeling that this article should have a Humor icon instead of what it has now.
Just in case, Greely said, the committee recommended closely monitoring the mice's behavior and immediately killing any that display human-like behavior. If they DO start behaving like humans and have vastly increased intellect, wouldn't this be considered murder? Wait.. I forgot.. Mice ARE more intelligent than men. So are dolphins. Nevermind. It would be a priviledge to the mice to be put out of their misery. All jokes aside, seriously, if they are "human" in consciousness and intelligence, killing them because they're "human" would be murder. It's also rather ironic if you think about it.
Eh ehm, tell me if you've heard THIS before - "Running around a castle with some damsel in distress for 6 hours does not a good game make."
Suddenly we'll run across an enormous line of billions of ones and zeros.
as always, take this with a grain of salt . . .
*snags a grain of salt* Yoink! *looks around shadily, then sneaks off into the shadows*
Who would've ever thought she was THAT smart? Holy cow!
How ya doin? Good? Fine, fine, that's dandy.
"...kicked of..."
Well have a nice day. Be sure to drop by Mr. Duper's BBQ party later this evening!
Correction, has not won since 1986.
;)