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  1. Re:Marketing BS on How To Tell If It's Really Titanium · · Score: 1
    Indeed, many people have similar problems, myself included. For this reason, I don't wear any jewelry, and even my gold wedding band (not 24k) caused occasional problems. (Divorced now, so problem resolved.)

    More significantly, I do need to wear glasses, and contacts don't agree with me. As was mentioned in another comment, many people have bad reactions to even hypoallergenic frames. After going a month or two constantly coating my frames with clear nail polish to avoid the blistering rash I got everywhere metal touched, I spent the money for a titanium frame. No more problems.

    For many, it isn't a matter of "bling," as the GP mentioned.

  2. Re:Chuck Norris... on Chuck Norris Sues Publisher, Tears Don't Cure Cancer · · Score: 1

    ...generates his own gravitational field.
    Actually, don't we all?
  3. Re:Two points about the article's headline. on Exploit Found to Brick Most HP and Compaq Laptops · · Score: 1

    Of course, all of us in IT know that to many people, accuracy in statements about computers has long ago gone bye bye.
    "My {computer | hard drive | motherboard | Windows} is dead."
    "I've got {a virus | spyware}."
    All of these statements from most operators imply a 95% probability that the operator has saved his Excel file someplace and they can no longer find it, or some other such PEBKAC.

  4. Not News. on Possible Active Glacier Found On Mars · · Score: 2, Funny

    Possible Active Interplanetary Missile Complex Found On Mars


    Now that's news.

  5. Re:Note to director: no jar-jar on Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit Movie, Sequel · · Score: 1

    Yes, but he was the first to die, being crushed by a large chunk of stone.
    It was like a single voice cried out in terror, and then millions of voices cried out in glee.

  6. Re:What is IPv6 compliance? on How Feds are Dropping the Ball on IPv6 · · Score: 1
    I'd bet on NY Jets Coach Eric Mangini hiring Bill Belichick to be the videographer at his son's wedding before I'd bet on the above.

    There, I fixed that for you.
    And yes, I'm from Mass. GO PATS!

  7. Re:Megan aside, on Online Sex Offender Database Leads To Murder? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The government actually does keep a list of all citizens it considers suspect.

  8. Re:And inside.. on A Look at Microsoft's Security War Room · · Score: 1

    No, you're absolutely right about WinME - that was the double meaning I hoped to imply in the post!

  9. Re:Add it to the Christmas list on $999 For a Complete DNA Scan, Worth it? · · Score: 1
    I wonder what the implications are for the ... dating industries.

    The dating industries I'm familiar with charge a hell of a lot less than a grand per DNA sample.

  10. Re:And inside.. on A Look at Microsoft's Security War Room · · Score: 1
    If you know what you're doing, you can always win tic-tac-toe, provided you go first.

    Really? Unless you're playing the Hollywood Squares variation, where the player with the most squares marked wins in the event neither forms a string of three, I'm not sure I'd agree with this one. Maybe we should play for money - you go first, I win the bet in the event of a draw.

  11. Re:And inside.. on A Look at Microsoft's Security War Room · · Score: 1

    The only winning move is not to play.

  12. Re:Useful on Google Conducts Trial on User-Voted Search Results · · Score: 1
    Oh God good point.

    If I had a nickel for every time I clicked into experts exchange looking for the answer to some technical problem, only to curse myself for failing to look at the site I was being steered to by my Google search, I'd have, like, $2.55.

    Ok, so I wouldn't retire rich. But still, that site is damned annoying, and any search engine that gives links to ExEx pages without charging them for it has been hoodwinked into giving away free advertising.

  13. OB Reference on David X. Cohen of Futurama Talks About the Movie · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...an "epic" film involving everyone's favorite characters from the show that ran on Fox from 1999-2003.

    ...Also Zoidberg...

  14. Einstein / Schrodinger limerick on The Universe Damaged By Observation? · · Score: 1

    "God doesn't play dice with kitties,"
    said you, Einstein, so I ask thee:
    We put the cat in
    the box rife with toxin...
    Is God rolling dice, or are we?

  15. Re:I have a horrible feeling... on A New Theory of Everything? · · Score: 1
    Ah, but as a former audio engineer, I'm looking forward to signal to noise ratios so good as to make a grown man weep.


    Besides, it's Friday now. You've got at least 6 days left.

  16. Delivery mechanism? on Femtosecond Laser Shatters Viruses · · Score: 4, Funny

    Assuming the technique also leaves shark tissue undamaged, I got the perfect delivery mechanism in mind.

  17. Re:While they're at it... on FEMA Sorry for Faking News Briefing · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're doing a Heck of a Job.

  18. Re:Obligatory karma-whoring first post on NEC SX-9 to be World's Fastest Vector Computer · · Score: 1

    Well, I for one welcome our new multi-meme-karma whores.

  19. Re:two items from video on X-Wing Rocket Launches, Disintegrates · · Score: 1
    Christ, you need to get laid. Shit.

    I think the GP already covered this...

    GP: Thus, that the stars exceed Man's grasp is a profane fact; that Man should reach them is a sacred opinion,

  20. Re:Time machines at last! - OB Hitchhikers quote on Powerful Blast Confuses Astronomers · · Score: 1
    "One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming your own father or mother that a broadminded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. ... The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations."

    Douglas Adams

  21. Re:Hmm. on Nimoy May Be the Star of the Next Trek Film? · · Score: 1
    Nimoy will come up with a bone-snapping Eyebrow Raise of Doom


    That's just abserd.

  22. Re:Much Ado About Nothing on Does Google Own Your Content? · · Score: 1
    Dead on... This is just paranoia.

    Complaining about this is like trying to stop people from talking about the words I painted on the outside of my house. I'd argue against the opposite, in fact. What right do I have to stop Google, you, the press, or anyone else from reiterating what I've already made free* to the public?
    * free as in speech

  23. Free means free of restrictions, too on A Campaign to Block Firefox Users? · · Score: 1
    Many have pointed out the financial justification and need for ads, but I agree.

    My time, my network, and my computer are not the property of the web host I visit, and I do not give a web site any rights to them by visiting their page. There are plenty of sites that require users to register, and in those cases, assuming there was some sort of terms for use, then fine - require me to at least display ads. But if your site is "free as in speech," is available on the web for all potential visitors without a disclaimer requiring the user to view the site purely as the publisher wishes, then the publisher has no right to make such requirements.

    The best analogy I can think of would be if I had a secretary going on line to look up information for me. This secretary has no authority to purchase anything on my company's dime, so whatever ads she comes across are essentially ignored. The ads are filtered out before being able to have any effect because the person viewing them would have zero chance of being influenced by them. Would she be required to pass along the ads she saw when she compiles her report for me? Or wouldn't it be stealing if she didn't, under the argument put forward by web sites who think ads must be seen and cannot legally be filtered? Surely one cannot suggest that just because you offer free information and ads, and I chose to download them both from you, that I have to give equal treatment to both.

    There is also absolutely nothing wrong with a web site doing this kind of blocking, either. I cannot tell the web host to stop sending me the ads when I request a page from them any more than they can require me to listen to both. Hosts are not required to meet my desires any more than I am to meet theirs, short of discriminating in their distribution of otherwise free services as described by law. And if I am frustrated by a site that makes my life difficult, I'm free to walk and they are powerless to require me to come back.

    However, I do object to the idea of being called a thief for choosing to set my computer - or ask my secretary, at least in my dreams - to automatically ignore parts of a free broadcast. Until I agree to an EULA stating I cannot re-work the content for my own viewing, whatever is freely offered to me is free, both in terms of cost and restrictions.

    I'm sure it won't take very long for the open source community to create plug-ins to overcome whatever hurdles they put up, assuming the sites stay in business long enough to keep the devlopement of such plug-ins necessary.

  24. Men in Black all over again on US Spy Agencies See Bloggers as Journalists · · Score: 2, Funny
    KAY: Let's check the hot sheets.

    Grabs a tabloid

    JAY: These are the hot sheets?
    KAY:Best damn investigative reporting on the planet.

  25. heh heh heh on Federal Anti-Obscenity Program Comes Up Limp · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you said "comes up limp."