See, if you combine 16 of them, you'll probably just lose your computer, and be otherwise ok. However at 256, the room your computer is in will probably be a lost cause. At 128? Good by city.
What's the point in blowing up just a room, when I could blow up entire city with half the number of chips.:-P
I know some doctors, who feel that wires (to power/recharge their equipments) is a big distraction when they want to focus on examination. This could be a good news for them.
The truly rich build skyscrapers that revolve around the earth, so they're constantly in sunlight.
I have skyscrapper, that stays on north pole or south pole, depending upon where sunlight is. For that you do not need skyscrappers that revolve around the earth.
The shuttle computers were never envisioned to fly through a year-end changeover
Sorry to sonud so skeptical....but am I the only one who is worried about capability of missiles (and other defence systems) to handle war through a year-end changeover?
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR. Making the mistake soooo many geeks make out of curiosity, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!! So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably. "aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!" So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. "Man, this is great," he thought as he reach out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way, your penis is under your pillow."
[rant]I mean, call me crazy, but do cops have nothing else to do on this earth, except arresting innocent kids?? WTF they think they were doing?? Somebody needs to sit down and explain them how to perform their duties without creating too much nuisance with all the powers showered on them.
Sorry to rant, but I feel disgusted with law enforcement agencies lately.
Why the parents have to be under constant pressure, whether their kids will be in trouble for doing something innocent over the web, that might qualify as hacking, the websites they visit, the files they download, the files they share and so on.[/rant]
Are we losing humanity in cops?? Makes me sick of them. Sorry...
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"
In another classroom, professor asked his best student. "If you have to predict impact of technology on society, how would you go?"
He said "There will be more features in mobile"
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a Howard Rheingold!"
The student then replied,"Okay. The power of the technologies packed into mobile devices continues to multiply, the diffusion of devices to all parts of the world and socioeconomic strata broadens, the spread of knowledge about how to use technologies to organize political, economic, social, cultural collective action quickens. It is in the convergence of the technical, cognitive, and social forces generates that the real power of smart mobs -- for both constructive and destructive"
Does somebody else find it funny, how the web sites have become verbs. Look at the button 'Google Slashdot'. Imagine 'Slashdot Google' or 'Slashdot University of California' buttons to kill the web sites.
The article gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling for Microsoft. They really are nice people after all. They are even going through a twelve step program to make themselves better.
Slashdot Mirror
you forgot to add "including this one"
What's the point in blowing up just a room, when I could blow up entire city with half the number of chips.:-P
Can anybody please tell me which project this image is associated with?
I know some doctors, who feel that wires (to power/recharge their equipments) is a big distraction when they want to focus on examination. This could be a good news for them.
Oh, I thought you wrote 'what an appointment' first, and later decided to add 'dis':P
Absolutely. Iran and Iraq were in war for 27 fscking years. But US operations of 1 month in 1991 got more attention/exposure.
I have skyscrapper, that stays on north pole or south pole, depending upon where sunlight is. For that you do not need skyscrappers that revolve around the earth.
They need to check my SIG once...
Means.. use iron to cut iron.
Sorry to sonud so skeptical....but am I the only one who is worried about capability of missiles (and other defence systems) to handle war through a year-end changeover?
I am also confused....So I used to see everything as cake in the pipe....or vice versa.
Now the pictures in my brain are totally shuffled.
No wonder french president Jacques Chirac has plans for a European search engine called "Quaero".
I thought your post was going to go something like this:
Window's an old friend of mine, so let me be the first to congratulate her.
Sincerely,
Gates
reminds me of a joke....
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR. Making the mistake soooo many geeks make out of curiosity, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!! So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably. "aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!" So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. "Man, this is great," he thought as he reach out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way, your penis is under your pillow."
A diesel engine roaring during war might not be a good idea!!
Sorry to rant, but I feel disgusted with law enforcement agencies lately.
Why the parents have to be under constant pressure, whether their kids will be in trouble for doing something innocent over the web, that might qualify as hacking, the websites they visit, the files they download, the files they share and so on.[/rant]
Are we losing humanity in cops?? Makes me sick of them. Sorry...
Programming is race between Programmers, to produce idiot proof apps, and God, to create better idiots.
So far God is winning.
Good, I stayed away from the contest. Otherwise, he would have easily guessed, that I like Canadian women.
Also, you might not lose quality of Video/Audio chat if you are doing something else on net as well.
Yes. They are called psychic.
Yeah.. And by the time Vista will be released, we will have 100 GB DVDs to accomodate it.
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"
In another classroom, professor asked his best student. "If you have to predict impact of technology on society, how would you go?"
He said "There will be more features in mobile"
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a Howard Rheingold!"
The student then replied,"Okay. The power of the technologies packed into mobile devices continues to multiply, the diffusion of devices to all parts of the world and socioeconomic strata broadens, the spread of knowledge about how to use technologies to organize political, economic, social, cultural collective action quickens. It is in the convergence of the technical, cognitive, and social forces generates that the real power of smart mobs -- for both constructive and destructive"
Does somebody else find it funny, how the web sites have become verbs. Look at the button 'Google Slashdot'. Imagine 'Slashdot Google' or 'Slashdot University of California' buttons to kill the web sites.
The article gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling for Microsoft. They really are nice people after all. They are even going through a twelve step program to make themselves better.
Yeah... reminds me of that famous quote...
How to make 5 pounds of fat look better?
Just put nipple on it;)