By the time I get done pumping my fetid cock in & out of your rancid, disease-infested asshole, cum and feces will be pouring out of your anus like it's a faucet. What say you?
To any representatives of any benevolent interstellar civilizations that may be monitoring this planet's communications, the Anonymous Coward quoted above is in no way representative of the Human Race in general.
I'm betting you also don't own a TV, and you're itching for some excuse to explain this fact in excruciating detail.
Well, like me, he may own a TV, but either (a) doesn't watch broadcast TV at all, or (b) timeshifts and doesn't watch the commercials, or some combination of (a) and (b).
Or possibly just for use with video game consoles, DVD/VCR machines, or to output classic arcade games via MAME from a PC onto a larger screen.
I was refuting the statement that Facebook is integrated somehow into every phone. Since there are countless phones that predate Facebook by a long long time, said statement is thus refuted.
facebook is already integrated into every phone to a certain degree
ftfy
That statement is easily proven false. Neither of my phones (my Uniden cordless and my 1980s vintage duck phone) don't have Facebook integrated into them in any way shape or form.
Just a small sampling of some of the words and phrases handed down from that Ice Age era language...
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Damn! It's fucking cold! I'm freezing my (nuts/dick/balls/ass/tits) off. When the fuck is Summer going to finally get here? When the hell will central heating systems be invented?
Don't the derps in charge of making these arrangements keep up on things. You just signed a deal with a company where just a few weeks back, gamers were practically dancing in the streets over their financial woes due to EA's douchebaggery.
Are you sure you want to go through with this foolishness?
This. I'm actually far more afraid of what the government will do in response to stuff like this than actually being a victim of something like this.
That's only because you haven't been a victim of it. I'm pretty sure if you were one of the people with their limbs blown off you'd be singing a different tune. Not that I'm disagreeing with you, just trying to keep this in perspective.
Betting pools are now open.
Which TLA in 2 months will suddenly get sweeping new powers here in the U.S. as a result of this?
DHS TSA FBI
And as a side bet, what will the decibel level be of the thunderous applause generated by the American public in response to these new far reaching powers granted for their safety and protection?
I think Wal-Mart sells all three. Haven't been inside a Wal-Mart in a while, but I will probably go ahead and shop there when I finally get around to getting myself a few boxes of Luger ammo.
Abel is never identified as having a mate before being killed by Cain. Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from, and following the chronology implied by the order of verses in Gen 4, by the time Seth is born, Cain has five generations of descendants.
The second most likely explanation is that Cain's wife was from the "Other People", the Humans "created" on the 6th day of the Genesis 1 creation myth. This would have been before Yahweh decided to try the Eden experiment and make his own line of pet Humans at the end of the second creation myth.
Of course, the first most likely explanation is that it is all USDA Grade A bullshit that never happened, and was just an attempt by primitive people to explain the world around them.
As a fan of DuckTales, Darkwing Duck, and Quack Pack, I have to say that tht was awesome. And as I just posted in the comments there, it even beats Robin Williams doing Elmer Fudd doing Bruce Springsteen.
And of course, anyone who has dined at Milliway's know that there will not be a coming of the Great White Handkerchief. Heck, even the return of the Great Prophet Zarquon almost does not happen.
New rule: If you don't know the difference between trademark and copyright, you're not allowed to send DMCA takedown notices on behalf of your company.
Everyone at GoPro who was involved in this slab of USDA Grad A Bullshit needs to have their high school diplomas revoked. And with that, then any other diplomas or degrees or certifications they have that required a high school diploma should also be rendered null and void.
This is obviously an alien vessel disguised as a comet coming to set up a forward base/research outpost on Mars in order to study us, and perhaps prep for an invasion.
Very well could be that someone has commandeered the Butt on Mercury in order to attack the fourth planet using the first planet.
'Tis a sad state of affairs that this would even be a newsworthy announcement when in the recent past, the ability to trade, buy, and play used games was the default anyway.
That said, to any publisher who has a product I might consider buying new, but who would do such an end run around First Sale and render a used game useless, I say, "Go fuck yourselves and eat a box of dicks. You lose the privilege of receiving my hard earned cash."
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By the time I get done pumping my fetid cock in & out of your rancid, disease-infested asshole, cum and feces will be pouring out of your anus like it's a faucet. What say you?
To any representatives of any benevolent interstellar civilizations that may be monitoring this planet's communications, the Anonymous Coward quoted above is in no way representative of the Human Race in general.
Maybe that's one of the reasons why it flopped?
I'm betting you also don't own a TV, and you're itching for some excuse to explain this fact in excruciating detail.
Well, like me, he may own a TV, but either (a) doesn't watch broadcast TV at all, or (b) timeshifts and doesn't watch the commercials, or some combination of (a) and (b).
Or possibly just for use with video game consoles, DVD/VCR machines, or to output classic arcade games via MAME from a PC onto a larger screen.
I was refuting the statement that Facebook is integrated somehow into every phone. Since there are countless phones that predate Facebook by a long long time, said statement is thus refuted.
facebook is already integrated into every phone to a certain degree
ftfy
That statement is easily proven false. Neither of my phones (my Uniden cordless and my 1980s vintage duck phone) don't have Facebook integrated into them in any way shape or form.
On the plus side, you wouldn't have to worry about mad cow disease. Mad Scientist disease, maybe....
And as a plus side to that on top of it all, PMS can finally get renamed to what it should have been called in the first place.
I hope they double check their calculations or they may die quicker than they figured by slamming into Mars.
Imagine the hilarity that would ensue back on earth when the punchline is pulled and it is revealed that this is a Marching Morons scenario...
Or perhaps, "Now, where did I pack that Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator?"
Make sure you think of some good first words on mars then. Something to rival 'one small step.'
I'd keep it simple: "First!"
"Today, Mars; Tomorrow, Uranus!"
Just a small sampling of some of the words and phrases handed down from that Ice Age era language...
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Damn! It's fucking cold!
I'm freezing my (nuts/dick/balls/ass/tits) off.
When the fuck is Summer going to finally get here?
When the hell will central heating systems be invented?
Don't the derps in charge of making these arrangements keep up on things. You just signed a deal with a company where just a few weeks back, gamers were practically dancing in the streets over their financial woes due to EA's douchebaggery.
Are you sure you want to go through with this foolishness?
Upright or cannister? Kirby or Hoover? More data needed please.
This. I'm actually far more afraid of what the government will do in response to stuff like this than actually being a victim of something like this.
That's only because you haven't been a victim of it. I'm pretty sure if you were one of the people with their limbs blown off you'd be singing a different tune. Not that I'm disagreeing with you, just trying to keep this in perspective.
Betting pools are now open.
Which TLA in 2 months will suddenly get sweeping new powers here in the U.S. as a result of this?
DHS
TSA
FBI
And as a side bet, what will the decibel level be of the thunderous applause generated by the American public in response to these new far reaching powers granted for their safety and protection?
I'm hoping we can get the pythons to eat the snails.
But the Pythons are British, not French.
What's with the "f_ck" and "a_s"? If you thought the word and probably say the word, why not type the word?
Fuck and Ass. There, no one died.
Ooooohhhhhh. You said the fuck word, and the ass word as well.
Or that gal, Amber from Alaska, Ms. Mary Jane, and Wynne Chester.
I think Wal-Mart sells all three. Haven't been inside a Wal-Mart in a while, but I will probably go ahead and shop there when I finally get around to getting myself a few boxes of Luger ammo.
You sound rather sensitive for someone who doesn't mind belting out the f word in every conversation.
Are you by chance referring to the fuck word?
Abel is never identified as having a mate before being killed by Cain. Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from, and following the chronology implied by the order of verses in Gen 4, by the time Seth is born, Cain has five generations of descendants.
The second most likely explanation is that Cain's wife was from the "Other People", the Humans "created" on the 6th day of the Genesis 1 creation myth. This would have been before Yahweh decided to try the Eden experiment and make his own line of pet Humans at the end of the second creation myth.
Of course, the first most likely explanation is that it is all USDA Grade A bullshit that never happened, and was just an attempt by primitive people to explain the world around them.
Ian McKellen - Ducktales
As a fan of DuckTales, Darkwing Duck, and Quack Pack, I have to say that tht was awesome. And as I just posted in the comments there, it even beats Robin Williams doing Elmer Fudd doing Bruce Springsteen.
The Great Green Arkleseizure sneezed.
And of course, anyone who has dined at Milliway's know that there will not be a coming of the Great White Handkerchief. Heck, even the return of the Great Prophet Zarquon almost does not happen.
New rule: If you don't know the difference between trademark and copyright, you're not allowed to send DMCA takedown notices on behalf of your company.
Everyone at GoPro who was involved in this slab of USDA Grad A Bullshit needs to have their high school diplomas revoked. And with that, then any other diplomas or degrees or certifications they have that required a high school diploma should also be rendered null and void.
Looking at snakes does not cause violence. It just makes you start chanting something about badgers and mushrooms.
This is obviously an alien vessel disguised as a comet coming to set up a forward base/research outpost on Mars in order to study us, and perhaps prep for an invasion.
Very well could be that someone has commandeered the Butt on Mercury in order to attack the fourth planet using the first planet.
This sounds like a job for Marvin. Finally, a use for all those Illudium 236 Explosive Space Modulators!
'Tis a sad state of affairs that this would even be a newsworthy announcement when in the recent past, the ability to trade, buy, and play used games was the default anyway.
That said, to any publisher who has a product I might consider buying new, but who would do such an end run around First Sale and render a used game useless, I say, "Go fuck yourselves and eat a box of dicks. You lose the privilege of receiving my hard earned cash."