So SQL Server has had a graphical execution plan view for ever, and it's better than this lameness. But of course its not free, and we all know that free software is better, even when it sucks. Seriously, compare this to the real tools included with a serious RDBMS, and I have to question why this was even posted. It's almost farcical.
Crystal Reports was designed and developed by some of the most sadistic and shit headed sons of bitches ever. Any developer with any experience using Crystal Reports despises it, loathes it, has fantasies of strangling the ignorant shit headded fucktards that created it. If you change the data source for a report, view, stored proc, etc., even though the added column for example is never used in the report, it will break the report because the dipshits save the definition in the report itself. Verify the database and "Fix Up The Report"? or get cryptic errors. Saves the connection information too. Can't switch between SQL Server authentication and Windows Authentication because the ignorant bastards hard code the connection information in the report at design time. FUCK Crystal Reports. I would rather hand code PostScript to output reports before I would ever use this stinking pile of bloody stool ever again.
From TFA:
"People Near Me" feature, which searches over a Wi-Fi connection for other Vista users nearby and then sets up a peer-to-peer network with them.
Yeah, that sounds pretty secure.
Same old Microsoft.
I really missed Al when he was having his surgery, I'm glad he's BACK (ha ha). I also really like the "On The Road" series on the Food Network, it amuses me a great deal.
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The author clearly has a very broad definition of cool.
Since we're talking thumbdrives, secret them somewhere about the person... I believe that the rectum is a handy choice.
So SQL Server has had a graphical execution plan view for ever, and it's better than this lameness. But of course its not free, and we all know that free software is better, even when it sucks. Seriously, compare this to the real tools included with a serious RDBMS, and I have to question why this was even posted. It's almost farcical.
I, believe, that, a, lot, of, commas, make, you, look, like, a, moron
If you even look at the config file funny it goes tits up. I can't really call that 'Just Working'.
You drive cross country wearing astroDiapers so you can do the beat down on the skanky ho doin' your man.
First of all, you start with a General Products #3 Hull...
Apparently, you've not seen very many gas station restrooms. Especially not in west bumblefuck alabama
Being a pedantic dick works a lot better when you can spell cymbal
I always remember 4*ATN(1)
Rush, YYZ That's my password
Fuck You
WTF is the deal with the thing on the shoulder?
nonsensicle, isn't that Frozen bullshit on a stick?
Less than a square inch, but it's five feet high!
That is a complete load of shit
As most slashdotters are aware, we already have the manually operated version now.
Crystal Reports was designed and developed by some of the most sadistic and shit headed sons of bitches ever. Any developer with any experience using Crystal Reports despises it, loathes it, has fantasies of strangling the ignorant shit headded fucktards that created it. If you change the data source for a report, view, stored proc, etc., even though the added column for example is never used in the report, it will break the report because the dipshits save the definition in the report itself. Verify the database and "Fix Up The Report"? or get cryptic errors. Saves the connection information too. Can't switch between SQL Server authentication and Windows Authentication because the ignorant bastards hard code the connection information in the report at design time. FUCK Crystal Reports. I would rather hand code PostScript to output reports before I would ever use this stinking pile of bloody stool ever again.
Still waiting at 39 years, 10 mos, 2 days.
From TFA: "People Near Me" feature, which searches over a Wi-Fi connection for other Vista users nearby and then sets up a peer-to-peer network with them. Yeah, that sounds pretty secure. Same old Microsoft.
I Have heard rumours that he is a pederast, and moved to Sri Lanka to avoid possible prosecution. Is that true?
I really missed Al when he was having his surgery, I'm glad he's BACK (ha ha). I also really like the "On The Road" series on the Food Network, it amuses me a great deal.