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  1. Re:Was it taken out of context? on Gartner Analyst Retracts "Windows 8 Is Bad" Claim · · Score: 1

    Gartner, my child, is the apotheosis of Wrong.

    Did something happen to John Dvorak?

  2. The Old Way Is Best on Calorie Burning Coke Coming Soon · · Score: 1
    With all the caffeine (And cola nut extract!), the original formula would probably help you lose weight faster.

    And hair. And teeth. And skin tone. And vitals, if you kept at it long enough..

  3. The world trembles! on New Mouse: Mus cypriacus · · Score: 1
    You know, between the mice with giant human brains, the hyper-muscular mice (Good news! The mutation's also appeared in humans!), the mice who can regrow limbs, and the wild carnivorous mice who howl at the moon, I'm really starting to worry.

    And when we see fearless regenerative howling hyper-muscular mice with giant human brains, then we know our world is lost.

    Also, I wonder what Fatmouse thinks of all this? Some mice get all the good mutations...

  4. "Cult favorite"? on Doctor Who Makes Guinness Book of World Records · · Score: 1
    BBC's award-winning flagship show? The highest-budgeted scifi series the Beeb has ever produced?

    Not that that's saying too much, mind. And not that these are positive things - the relaunch has ruined a rich legacy by slathering on a pile of dumbed-down chav crap - but at this point, who in Britain isn't in the 'cult'?

  5. Re:Sturgeon's Law on Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately? · · Score: 1

    Except crap. 100% of crap is crap.

  6. By 'rush'... on 3D Realms Won't Rush Duke Nukem Forever · · Score: 1

    ... I think they mean 'release'. Like, ever. In this universe.

  7. Lost In Translation on More Details on The Warcraft Movie · · Score: 5, Funny
    "We're not trying to take what we've done and...try to make a literal translation to the big screen.

    Good thing, too. Otherwise you'd stand in line outside the theatre for 2 hours - only to be randomly sent back outside to stand in line some more once you were seated.

    ... and the movie wouldn't start unless there were 40 people in the seats..

  8. The Change I Was Looking For on Burning Crusade Impressions Roundup · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    New idea-free zone, level 70 uber-epic mounts, still more interminable high-end raid dungeons, and a new race that looks like they smooshed the trolls and night elves together. Meh. When they do something about the gold farmers I'll consider playing again.

    Oh, and the return of PvP to Southshore! Joy!

  9. Initial thoughts. on Burning Crusade Impressions Roundup · · Score: 2, Funny

    The new race will also possess new innate abilities, including a heal-over-time skill called Blessing of the Naaru, though it won't be overwhelmingly powerful ("it's on par with a renew or regrowth [spell]," explained the producer) but will scale up with your Draenei character's level and be useful enough for reducing downtime (the time required to sit and recover from wounds after battle). 1. There's downtime in World of Warcraft? Since when? 2. What person who'd give a tinker's damn for an upcoming MMO expansion - that will be out a year from now, at that - would need this term defined for them? Who's this article written for, exactly?

  10. Linux in the gym? on Nine Things You Should Know About Nautilus · · Score: 1
    When I saw the headline, I at first thought Slashdot's readership had taken up exercise.

    Which is rather odd, come to think of it - it's not a subject I've seen brought up much here. In a community this large and diverse you'd expect almost anything to be a topic of discussion at least once. Can it really be true that noone here has any sort of athletic hobbies?

  11. Re:It seems on Star Wars and Raph Leave SOE? · · Score: 1
    Well, yes, and we don't even have to leave the Star Wars franchise to find them - Knights of the Old Republic 2 was the best RPG ever released for the PC, if it wasn't Neverwinter Nights.

    I know, some people are going to mention Torment here - we'll just disagree on that point, shall we?

  12. An almost playable Final Fantasy game on In Defense of FFXII · · Score: 1
    I tried out the FFXII playable demo - oh, ages ago, now; it was on the bonus disk that came with some other game I've since forgotten completely about. I was genuinely impressed! It was the first Final Fantasy game that didn't make me want to throw a shoe through the TV tube.

    It was FFVII that turned me completely off the 'F*cking Tedious' genre of Japanese console RPG's - in fact until that demo I'd never returned to console RPG's - but this seems like a step in the right direction.

    Now if only there were a 'jump' button.

  13. Re:That's nothing on A 1.2 Petabyte Hard Drive? · · Score: 1

    So in other words, he's as full of shit as a Thanksgiving turkey? I suspected as much..

  14. Please on Fired for Solitare At Work · · Score: 1

    She was fired for some other reason - the Solitaire thing is a transparent excuse. Apart from the shining utopias some people here like to pretend they inhabit, most workplaces are run this way: the rules allow anyone to be fireable at any time, and are selectively enforced. The constant fear of losing their jobs is what keeps peons productive.

  15. Prior Art, Anyone? on PlayStation 3 May Play Too Much · · Score: 1

    Gee, a games console that connects to the 'net and can be used as a stripped-down PC? Brilliant! It worked out so well before, after all.

  16. I thought I was working with MONO once.. on Practical Mono · · Score: 0, Redundant

    .. as it turned out, I was just really bored.

  17. Sadly true. on Science 'Not for Normal People' · · Score: 1

    Casual observation leads me to believe that this is more a 'normal' person's speed..

  18. Re:Don't suppose the No Nukes freaks will apologiz on Pluto Probe Launches · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is affirming and tolerating the protester's right to make themselves heard more troublesome than becoming cavelier about putting plutonium atop giant explosive devices? It isn't a trivial concern - a total dispersal would have instantly spread 80% the average annual radiation dosage across a 65 mile radius. And cleanup would have run $241 million to $1.3 billion per square mile - and recall what the early estimates for costs of the Iraq War were, at that. I'll be worried when people stop protesting, any time the government takes risks - even 1 in 350 risks - with its citizens's health. If it serves no other good purpose, this sort of activism reinforces the government's relationship and accountability to its citizens.

  19. Let me say it now, then.. on Virgin Galactic to Build Space Port in New Mexico · · Score: 1
    *ahem*

    Screw you guys, I'm goin' home..

    .. thank you, thank you.

  20. Acedemic Curiousity Impels Me To Ask on Miss Digital World 2005 · · Score: 1

    ... can we see the other finalists as well, please? Strictly as a matter of ... technical interest, of course.

  21. And it will be banned... on New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found · · Score: 1

    ... because of sports. Hooray.

  22. Can I test out? on RPGs In The 'Real World' · · Score: 3, Funny

    Though I am very interested in taking the intermediate course: Finding A Game Group (That Doesn't Suck). Until then, all my books will just gather dust..

  23. Actually, he's taking umbrage just because he can. on John Seigenthaler Sr. Criticises Wikipedia · · Score: 1
    Unless "John Seigenthaler Sr. was the assistant to Attorney General Robert Kennedy in the early 1960's. For a brief time, he was thought to have been directly involved in the Kennedy assassinations of both John, and his brother, Bobby. Nothing was ever proven." seems slanderous to you. Looking at that, I'd think the Wikipedia entry was written specifically to exonerate him of any rumored involvement in the assassinations. Silly me. Anyway, he whined and got the offending entry edited - but he's still got some moaning left to do. So why are we giving him a venue in which to do it?

    As an aside, though - who wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination?

  24. Further articles on Ingredients in Beer as a Cancer Treatment? · · Score: 1

    More about this angle from Japan Today, and another story suggesting beer has the same health benefits as red wine.

  25. Re:To your health! on Ingredients in Beer as a Cancer Treatment? · · Score: 1

    As an aside to my aside: the reflux still, and concommitant popularity of gin and other neutral spirits among the working classes, likely had a great deal to do with the temperance movements as well. Another example of technology shaping society - or of the aristocrat's fear of the underclass..