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Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately?

mikesd81 asks: "Why have movies and shows been so bad lately? I find myself looking on my Video on Demand service from my cable company or flipping channels and just nothing seems to have any depth any more. But on the other hand, I happened to watch Stargate Atlantis and there was an incredible scene that just caught the emotion and emergency. So is it the directing? The writing? The acting? It seems more and more movies just aren't worth anything. Let alone paying $20 to go to a movie." Let's not forget the recent number of Hollywood remakes and the amount of "reality TV" being pumped out by the networks.

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  1. Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by Spazntwich · · Score: 5, Funny

    where I asked this exact question.

    About Slashdot stories.

    1. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Or new video games.

    2. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa! What a gigantic can of worms you just opened up! Not just film, but music too. Rap? Please? My GOD! If I wanted a potty-mouthed poorly dressed jackass spouting verbal (not even to music...actual music for Gods sake!), then I might ask my 3 year old nephew to sing or bang on a drum! At least he is cute, and his mommy dresses him well at least part of the day. But then we get onto reality TV. Another hot button over here. Lets see. No script. No plot. No story. No real paid actors. Nothing to see, nothing to watch. And so I don't. When you get something worth putting on (mindless escapism, reality with a plot and a point, some kind of frikkin' story, then come get me). But throwing nothing at me will get me selling the TV and not buying another one. For me, reality TV is the news, and its genuine reality. Artificial reality is just some TV executive getting all cheap. Oh, and I'm in the 18-45 demographic, and I'm pissed! As for film. Some is still good. The US doesn't hold a monopoly on film (thank God!), although not everything made in the US is crap, its just that for years Hollywood exploited every story ever told through human history, but provided little *new material* that was really good (I'm talking story here people). Sure really good stories are sometimes more accidental than not, but once again, throw some shit at me, and I will not give you a nickel. You want me in a theater, getting my shoes plastered in someone elses popcorn all over the floor, sharing the arm rest with Bubba who is taking up at least half of my seat too (Thanks again for the narrow seats, I understand you really like putting an extra 300 seats into what was properly designed as a 200 seat theater), and while watching me pay ungodly high amounts for the previously mentioned popcorn and pop (don't sneak any in you crimminal you), and also watching your ads, while I paid half the cost of the DVD (which is also overpriced), you want me to be quiet while the people around me have their watches, cell phones, pagers, blackberries, PDA's, and God-Knows-What else going off, only to be told that if something goes wrong, the doorman could kick me out without me getting my money back, and all so that I could watch the big screen variety of the 'reality tv' show, where the studio can toss crap at me, get paid (whether I liked it or not). I hate to rant, but give me something good, and I will go. Get the bright Idea that tossing crap at me will get me to come back? SOBER UP! I've watched *LIVE* theater over the past few years, and found the acting to be better in many cases. Nothing like an inspired, genuine performance. Wooden performances are not the sole reason either, but inserting special effects where they may not be necessary, boring plots (once again, beating on the story), way too unrealistic storylines, too much manipulation of the main story line, sacrifice of the story for SFX (again), overly simplistic plots (dammit, I paid big-people prices, I want big-people stories, I really am not 12 anymore), stories that don't engage me, and way way way too many numbered movies, where Rocky 45 is only half way through the series where the half-beat-to-death prizefighter gets to mutter 'adrienne, adrienne, soup adrienne' from his wheelchair at the retirement home, and has to punch Killer 'depends' Kowalski in the jaw (or smack him with the cane) in order to keep him from stealing the soup saltines (again). I've seen too many (title)2, (title)3 and so on. You had a good story. It made a lot of money, but usually you can tell if it's good or junk before release. If you want to continue, title each movie seperately with natural progressions between. Reviving well ridden horses usually doesn't get you as far as you would like. Reviving dead ones should be forbidden. In short, give me something worth watching and I will go. Exploit me one more time, and payback really will be a bitch!

    3. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Irony is dead.

      Alanis Morrisette killed it.

      Now, isn't that ironic?

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    4. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by Zanth_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      She didn't kill irony. Infact, she personified it by not mentioning a single ironic thing in her entire song yet entitled the song "Ironic".

      At best some lines indicated what some my call cosmic irony, yet most would claim these situations are merely unfortunate, as were the remaing situations, thus perhaps leaning towards "Unfortunate" as a prefered title.

    5. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by poolmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      OMG!!!! Don't you love how deep she is!!!!!
      She's SOOO awesome!!
      Kitties!!!

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    6. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Question: Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately?

      Answer: Because you've grown up.

      Duh!

    7. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by topgan1 · · Score: 1

      like slashdot editors, every serious movie producer plays WoW. No time for movies :)

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    8. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      Is this really true?

      Of the top 20 movies at IMDB (voted by users), 4 of them were release this decade. That's a tie with the 1970s, and more than any other decade.

      That said, the bottom 20 movies consists almost entirely of releases from this decade.

      Of course, a better way to tell would be to average ratings for all movies released in each decade, but I don't think you can get raw SQL access to IMDB (can you?).

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    9. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Top" lists are always like this since our collective memory is relatively short term. The shorter it's been since we saw a movie, the better we remember it. Also, as someone pointed out, maybe once we get older, we have a higher critical standard.

      I think these "top" lists should only give the options for movies older than say 5 (or maybe 10) years. This would let us get over the rosey glow we have of the movie and judge it for what it is. For example, (note, I haven't seen this yet but I now am looking for it) the goup The Monkees made a movie called "Head" (Jack Nicholson of all people was one of the producers). When it came out, everyone hated it. This was because the people who liked The Monkees went to see it and it wasn't at all what they expected. The band for their own reasons broke from the mold the record companies made for them and they did their own thing. Their fans, expecting the record company shaped image, didn't 'get' the movie. On the other hand, the people that might have liked it didn't go to see it because they too had the record company vision of The Monkees, and didn't think they would like it. After 10 or 20 years, apparently "Head" had a better critical acceptance since the people watching it then didn't have any (or less) precconcieved notions on the band. 'Best of' should be later. (I just read about the later critiques on "Head", so now I am interested in watching the movie! It might still suck (to me), but now it made me think... at least a little :-)

      There are many times I don't see a movie for 5 or 10 after it came out because at first glance I didn't think I would like it. Fight Club is one that comes to mind. I think it is a good movie... now that I watched it. ;-)

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    10. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movies are just as good and just as bad as they have always been. The only difference is that the people viewing them have gotten pissier, meaner and generally more hate filled and are trying to find bad where bad does not exist. I'm not saying every movie to come out has been worthy of an Oscar, but they are far from the wretched tripe that everyone insists they are. It is sad, really, to see so many people so unwilling to just enjoy things like people once did in the past. I feel great pity for those who hunt for such vileness in everything they view.

    11. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by Ponzicar · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you there. I remember at one point in my childhood, movies stopped becoming good and started becoming mediocre at best. This must have been the exact point where I was old enough to be critical instead of just passively watching.

    12. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by DreamCoder · · Score: 1

      "... it's a no-smoking sign, on your cigaratte break..."

      This isn't ironic? Could have fooled me... guess I need a new dictionary.

    13. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Question: Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately?

      Answer: Because you've grown up.

      You're a poo-poo head.
    14. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      Having seen Head, it is a very surreal and ahead of its time experience. It's not great, but it's not that bad, either. Kind of like a poor man's Tommy crossed with a poor man's Monty Python. Crossed with the Monkees TV show, which is of course also fairly funny and cartoonish.

    15. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Maybe the lyrics are all a misprint and she meant to say:

      "Isn't it ionic. Dontcha think."
      "It's like covalent bonds on your wedding day."
      "It's like orbitals that have already flashed."
      "That professors had already figured."

      No, no maybe that's not it.

    16. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by iolaus · · Score: 1

      It's like raaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day...

      if you're a sun god!

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    17. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      LOL!

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    18. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      This is exactly it. Both Hollywood and the music industry consider the threshold where everything starts to get "bad" at about 35. Most people, by this age, are no longer consuming popular culture, and are looking back instead of forward (in the sense that they think their best years are behind them). In that regard, they regard the music of their youth as great and significant - relative to what current youth are creating, etc.

      It has little to do with the movies and more to do with adults reaching an age where they have enough to recognize the repetitive patterns and cycles in film, music and fashion. Once one becomes aware of the cyclical nature of popular culture, it becomes less genuine, unlike the first time you discovered it (which makes it the first time it ever happened, as far as you know).

      THIS IS THE PRIME REASON THAT MUSIC AND FILM DO NOT TARGET MATURE AUDIENCES. Too hard to impress, too jaded, too intelligent, too discriminating. It's fool's gold.

      Wrap anything with shiny enough foil and it can be sold to youth. I work in film; this is the thought process.

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    19. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      irony 2: incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs; "the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" So, yeah, not particularly humourous examples of it, but by the (admittedly older) definition the song is pretty much spot on for most of the lines, ie "No smoking signs on you cigarette break" or "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" which, via the general overabundance of cutlerly, you'd think there'd be a knife. I'd apologize for breaking down a joke into pretty unfunny pieces, but it is rather old now.

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    20. Re:Slashdot rejected my ask slashdot submission by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      damn, sorry, i should have dug deeper into that thread before posting....

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  2. Hollywood is out of ideas by amrust · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry. Someone had to say it.

    Seriously, though. I think the constant deluge of remake-after-remake of classic TV series and older movies has killed my interest in going to the movie theater. Why go out, when I can pull 1/2 of the "new" movies off my own DVD rack, or watch the original on late-night TV.

    But I guess someone is watching these rehashes, because Hollywood keeps making them.

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    1. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by tomstdenis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The last few movies I've seen have been an excuse to get out of the house. That's about it.

      They could show a futurama marathon on the big screen and I'd still go see it. Just for the excuse to get out.

      Movies and music in general suck because like any other corrupt practice, they has been heavily marketed. I'm sorry, but at what point is Paris Hilton a properly trained singer?

      Why is collin farrel [sp?] playing american hero cops? He's FUCKING IRISH!!!!

      Tom

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    2. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, their idea that "people are teh st00p3d" is what's out.

      Movies with: actual plots, decent acting, and good taste will always be in fashion.

      actual plots means that it's OK to require the viewer to pay attention. Tired, formulaic vehicles are exactly that.

      decent acting probably means load-shedding the big names and going for some undiscovered talent.

      good taste means that, while we require a hint of the human capacity for evil to understand why the villian is the villian, we aren't really interested in wallowing in the evil. Lynch/Tarentino will always have their fan base, and I'm not advocating censorship here, just letting you know that "less is more". Expanding on that, less emphasis on potty mouth and hormones would also enhance their dramatic value. Finally, stories rooted in sexual confusion are of no interest whatsoever.

      Summarizing: movies with some didactic value, not just "chewing gum for the mind", are what is needed.

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    3. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I suppose Hollywood makes rehashes because no one in the organizations wants to stick their neck out and take a chance. So then, they figure, why not make a remake - it's better than even a proven forumula where you would have to put some thought into reinventing it.

      Looking at the latest releases of the intellectually barren void that is the entertainment industry, I'm beginning to wonder if the people making entertainment have just run out of ideas. They've been drinking their own koolaid for so long, they can't really think "different", let alone anything revolutionary.

      The 2 movies I went to this year (one was Scary Movie 4 which I expected to enjoy at least superficially, but not even that) didn't give me a good ROI. The last decent movie I was at was probably Batman last year.

      In 30-40 years, I suspect ultra sized movie theatres will be a thing of the past (note I said ultra sized). It seems the Hollywood Blockbuster is dying out slowly and this summer has been thoroughly disgraceful. I think entertainment will slowly settle more and more into happy niches more specific and targetted than they are now.

      Or the current disillusionment with movies could be that many /.er, including myself, are at an age where we have seen it all before. Perhaps it is something every generation has gone through, but it is coming at an unprecedented young age since we are such an media addicted generation, and that video games, internet has raised our expectations (and the bar) to an unprecendented amount that even though the schlock coming out was the same basic crap it always was, we are demanding more. It would make sense, as every single generation eventually talks about a downward spiral in the quality of the entertainment for the next generation. (But I'm already bitching in my 20's here, which does not bode well:/ )

    4. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, yeah, and why did the Australian Mel Gibson play an American cop all those times, too?

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    5. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Mel also played a scot ...

      He was a good actor before he lost his mind that is...

      Colin is a good movie actor as well. Harts war for instance is a nice movie. My point though is that using an Irishmen may not be the best lead for an american hero. He's just the latest "boy toy" of the MPAA studios. Of course I'm suring he's sad about being used, sad all the way to the bank that is...

      Tom

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    6. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by evdubs · · Score: 1

      In the words of Arie Gold, "Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina and she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do, they pretend." Also, I thought "Clerks 2" was incredibly good.

    7. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Yeah. We need a good "American" to play a cop, not some Australian, but someone of good red-blooded Irish or Scottish descent.

      Wait...

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    8. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gibson was born in Peekskill, New York, and moved to Australia when he was twelve.

    9. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Good work bringing up Entourage. Great show.

      Take Sex in the City, change the sex of the main characters, add lots of hot chicks, some nudity, and real humor and you get Entourage.

      Oh, and almost everything always turns out good.

    10. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I suppose Hollywood makes rehashes because no one in the organizations wants to stick their neck out and take a chance. So then, they figure, why not make a remake - it's better than even a proven forumula where you would have to put some thought into reinventing it."

      In all fairness, mass-audiences are fickle. Different can often mean easy-to-lose-lots-of-people. I imagine if you put your mind to it, you could call up a good-sized list of movies you liked that lots of people didn't. Think even harder, and you may even remember some of the reasons why. "I just didn't get the whole robots thing." Hollywood's out to make money, but the big money is in making movies that tens of millions of people want to go see. I personally don't attribute the rehashes to Hollywood stupidity, but rather to having a really tough problem.

      What's funny is while movie viewing is going down, TV viewing is going way up. Ever noticed that most popular shows in recent years are seeing lots of high-end visual effects? Thanks to the low cost of entry and DVRs, one can afford to take bigger risks on a show. Lost and BSG come to mind. I cannot imagine these shows being that successful in the 80's. Not because of the content, but because of the dependence on seeing the previous episodes to watch the current one. It's easier to stay home and catch these shows than it is to plunk down $10 a piece and catch a movie you don't know shit about. (I call it the open-your-mouth-and-close-your-eyes business model.)

      I'm not ready to predict the death of Hollywood yet, but I do think we'll see a trend of lower budget films (~10 million) in the coming years intended to reach a narrower audience. The idea here is that you go after a smaller group of people so you can make films that appeal to them. Remove the "well we gotta make sure 80 year olds as well as 10 year olds will love the movie" requirement, and you'll have the more interesting content.

      The ideas aren't gone, just too hard to adapt.

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    11. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Bonker · · Score: 1

      He was a good actor before he lost his mind that is...

      WTF happened to Mel Gibson anyway? At what point did he become looney toons? Crackers? Around the Bend? Shortbussed? Start playing 52-pickup with an UNO deck?

      Jeezus-H-Christ! Have you seen the guy? He looks like he's been hiding out with Osama and the WMDs.

      It wasn't scientology, because he seems to be pretty devoutly christian. Did he start talking to God and God started talking back or something?

      Mel, seriously, it's time to get on some anti-psychotics. They've got some good ones now that don't hardly mess with your sex-drive at all.

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    12. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by dwandy · · Score: 1
      But I guess someone is watching these rehashes, because /. keeps posting them
      But I guess someone keeps reading them.
      err ... what was my point again?
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    13. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by tfg12786 · · Score: 1

      You pretty much hit the nail on the head. The fact of the matter is that Hollywood isn't unable to adapt the ideas, they're just too lazy to take anything new and make a movie out of it. Over the past ten years or so, remakes, sequels, and adaptations have made the most money at the box office, not the original movie ideas. If anything, most movies today are following the trend of liscened adaptation with poor script writing and bad direction. Only a few exceptions break the mold, but in most cases (such as many of the comic book adaptations as well as novel adaptations, and let's not forget the Hollywood massacre of the Asian horror cinema) the original ideas of the movies are obliterated in favor of explosion-happy, CGI-based fodder in an attempt to appeal to mass audiences (X3 would be a prime example of this). I'm waiting for something relatively new and decent to come out of Hollywood again... but odds are it's not going to happen anytime soon.

    14. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by dan828 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      He's an American-- he was born in New York and moved to Austrailia when he was 12.

    15. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Hey, yeah, and why did the Australian Mel Gibson play an American cop all those times, too?

      He was born and lived in the USA until he was 12. So, as an Australian, I can cheerfully disown him, at least all the movies he made after he left Australia.

      But there have always been lots of real Australians working in Hollywood, going back to Errol Flynn. They just tnd to be good at doing accents.

    16. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by ucd_michael · · Score: 0

      I can agree with you on the movies, but music? If you mean mainstream, then don't look there often. There is, and has been, plenty of independent artists who are in many people's minds better than most pop (as in popular) artists.

    17. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Metrol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had a chat with some friends about this very subject not too horribly long ago, which I came up with a theory of my own. I don't think the problem here is that Hollywood is out of ideas. The problem may very well be too many!

      Consider how the original Star Wars got to be the highest grossing movie of it's time. It spent over a year in theaters. Heck, the ads for it weren't much more than the movie's logo and some of the music. This movie had the time to let it be judged by the movie goers, who convinced others they needed to see this thing.

      Today, there are so many new movies coming out that they're barely in the major theaters for more than a couple of weeks. Even a reasonably successful film may only see a month out there.

      This is a huge shift in how movies are marketed, which is coming back to your point about all these remakes, sequels, and TV series. Today, if a movie doesn't produce big time within a couple of weeks, the studios lose money. There's no time for word of mouth, or generating interest in a good movie. If you were a movie executive whose primary concern is making sure everyone gets paid (especially yourself) what would you do?

      Heck, we're already seeing what they'd do. Generate movies based on subjects that are already established household names which your marketing department has identified a certain demographic for. Let's toss together a "Bewitched" movie with some notable names and put it out there! Lots of folks over 30 at least saw reruns, and it should have a predictable attendance.

      Even as of a few weeks ago I was reading an article concerning a debate over how much time after a movie leaves the theater should the DVD come out. If this shortens up even further (as it likely will) you can expect the remakes and the like to get even worse. 1 year for marketing, 2 weeks in distribution, 3 weeks later the DVD. Sounds like a recipe for even worse film making.

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    18. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Neckel · · Score: 1

      Here in Luxembourg you have currently 2 choices: - Popcorn cinema, à la Superman or Pirates of the caribean dead man's chest (and yes its still a good reason to get out and have a lough with 300 people around you) - Serbo croatian/south african cinema telling somewhat always telling a terrible story w/o really telling a story. I think they aim to trigger depressions, they don't like you to feel good. Yes, you don't get a lot of good scripts. And I think it is true it has something to do with the industrialization of the movie business all over the world. A definite law is a soon as you seek to meet the taste of the masses (pre-screening etc), you end up with crap anyway. Don't expect that kind of industry to swing around and suddenly start to take risks - there's too much money in projects like that. You'd do the same if you had all your money put into it. But there is hope. My experience is that there is always a place in the world where some maniacs get the few bucks/continue their way of telling stories to do their movie and bring out a "Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels", "Amorres peros", "Reservoir dogs", "Habla con ella", "Nueves reinas" etc etc. Then there's the sundance film festival that continues to support independent film making in the US and usually a tag from that festival is usually nearly a garantee for good creative filmmaking. I think the key is as very often the public funding of filmschools and small projects. I think there are also major film companies that have their sidekick independent label. Anyway, its all about cultivating the seeds for the future, about being ready to inject money into a creative process not necessarily producing a result. Also rivalling film industries need to continue to exist. A few world spanning film production companies would be as usual bad for creativity. And finally it depends where you live, whether there is an independent cinema owner around. So if you don't stick too much to Hollywood, you can still have nice surprises. And of course if you wait for Jerry Bruckheimer to produce a film because its an interesting story ... errr ... I think its time to go to the bookshop ;-) Have a nice Sunday, neckel

    19. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by farrellj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Far too many people in the movie industry are like the music industry...they all want a #1 hit, rather than a good product/art that sells reasonably well. Both used to have a bread & butter business of "B" level releases which were rarely blockbusters, but just sold and sold and sold and sold. An artists/studios/directors catalog of releases were as important, sometimes more so, than any one mega hit.

      Since Big Media Business has a hardon for mega hits, rather than catalog, they go with things that were hits before...sometimes to the exclusion of new ideas! Look at the number of remakes in the movie business, and the number of cover tunes in music...And it's killing both businesses.

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    20. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      "stories rooted in sexual confusion are of no interest whatsoever."

      Many a good story has it's plot entirely based around sexual confusion. It just needs to be well written as the rest of the movie.

      For example why wouldn't a movie about two siblings having an incest relationship and being sexually confused about it make a good story? It could have a lot of drama, a deep plot and some characters who truely care for each other, not just quick fucks and 10 minutes on screen before they die/unless filling time.

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    21. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      good taste

      Good luck with that one. Taste is purely in the mind of the beholder. What you think is good taste is unlikely to be what any significant majority of the population thinks it is. Your implications about David Lynch and Quentin Tarantino and your outright dismissal of any stories based on sexual confusion is glaring proof of the subjectivity of taste.

      For example, while vast numbers of Americans clearly think "Passion" was in good taste, there are more than a few who saw it as exploitive, crude and excessively violent. Similarly with "The DaVinci Code" - I even got email from some people I know who thought it worthy of boycotting because its blasphemy was in such poor taste.

      I'll even go out on a limb and say that no movie can rise above the level of passable but forgettably simple entertainment unless it challenges some of the widely held perceptions of what is acceptable in society. Any movie that makes such a challenge is certain, almost by definition, to conflict with what a large number of people in that same society would consider "tasteful."

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    22. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by buswolley · · Score: 1

      There are ideas out there. But all the review and strategy boards take the minimum risk strategy choice. New ideas may make it big, but they are risky. One may lose their nifty plush executive job on a bad risk.

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    23. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Skreems · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You and the story poster just aren't watching the right movies. I live in Seattle, and just got done watching 52 films in 3 weeks at the local film festival. All but about 5 were absolutely fantastic... well worth seeing, and certainly much better than the dreck pumped out as the "must see blockbuster" of the summer.

      And hell, even in mainstream cinema there's some great stuff coming out. Look at anything directed by Chris Nolan (The Prestige is coming out shortly), and anything written by Charlie Kaufman or Aaron Sorkin. In the last couple years we've had fantastic work from Sofia Copola, Tim Burton, Martin Scorsese, Woody Allen, Quentin Tarentino, and Tommy Lee Jones (The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada was just in theaters this spring).

      Go see "A Scanner Darkly". Catch Aronofsky's "The Fountain" when it hits theaters. See Ed Norton in "The Illusionist". Keep an eye out for Lynch's "Inland Empire". There have always been crap films coming out, but if you know what to look for, there's some really exciting things coming out right now. Ignore the remakes-of-remakes, and look around a bit. You'll find plenty of new ideas out there.

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    24. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by robbiedo · · Score: 0

      That's a great idea! I'd sit in a theater for two hours watching Futurama or staring at the HypnoToad, for that matter.

    25. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      "Finally, stories rooted in sexual confusion are of no interest whatsoever."

      That's not true, some of the best animes I've seen have been filled with sexual confusion. Although admittedly, they take this to a level Hollywood would never dream of aiming for.

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    26. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by 19061969 · · Score: 1

      After all, you never find Americans playing people from other nations...

      Like Mel Gibson playing a Scot... (Braveheart)

      Or Robert Mitchum playing an Irishman... (Ryans Daughter)

      Or Tom Cruise playing an Irishman... (Far and Away)

      Or Al Pacino playing an Englishman... (Richard III)

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    27. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Neckel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Mel Gibson is Australian

    28. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I suppose you think American Indians should play all those roles? Because that's the closest you get to an 'American' if you discount people that came from other countries in the last 300 years.

      Why does it matter if he's Irish, or 1 generation from Irish, or 6?

      American is what is it is because people of its people and there's no reason its people shouldn't play in the movies about it.

      Disclaimer: I'm Irish/English/Scottish/German/Candian/American.

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    29. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Very much a personal opinion, but I don't see how my understanding of what it means to be alive would be enhanced by a movie based upon an incestuous relationship.
      My sister, who doesn't resemble me much, lived with me for a few years before we both married.
      A gabby neighbor, whom neither of us knew well, thought we were an item.
      Thus, I could foresee a comedy based upon what might have appeared an incestuous relationship, where the lesson is that you should straighten out the facts first, and gossip less. Could be a real hoot, in the right hands.
      A variation on this might be adopted siblings who fall in love, and have to jump through some hoops to work things out.
      A love story with a geneaological twist, where the lovers are cousins, and things are about to fall apart, but they are revealed to be sufficiently distant, and we have some reactionary busy-bodies as antagonists, could be OK.
      But the deep-seated taboo against inbreeding is there for a reason, I agree with it, and wouldn't sit through a flick trying to argue "it felt good, so it must have been justified".

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    30. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by frostoftheblack · · Score: 1

      Irish-Americans form a great percentage of the northeast's police force. Don't know much about him or the movie he's in, but just wanted to through that stereotype out.

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    31. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Gnostic+Ronin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't think that Hollywood is out of ideas. I think it like so many other entertainment businesses are becomming allergic to risk. Part of the reason, esp. with the so-called summer blockbuster, is that it costs TENS OF MILLIONS to make a passable movie. Just getting "name" actors is serveral million a piece. Then you have sets, props, CGI, and marketing. By the time you get through all that, you have to make about $50 million just to break even. That's a lot of friggin popcorn.

      So in essence, these companies can't take risks with their blockbuster movies. They have to get a hit, because if they don't the company's out millions of dollars, and quite frankly it would make it hard for the producers and directors responsible to get anyone else to take a risk on them. No company can afford to lose 50 million.

      So it adds up to the same old thing. The same old Superman, the same old X-men, the generic romantic comedy, the generic cop movie, the generic action film. Doing otherwise is just too risky, for the producers/directors (a flop at the BO is almost career-ending), to the movie studio (a flop can put them in the red for the rest of the year, or maybe several), etc.

    32. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'll even go out on a limb and say that no movie can rise above the level of passable but forgettably simple entertainment unless it challenges some of the widely held perceptions of what is acceptable in society. Any movie that makes such a challenge is certain, almost by definition, to conflict with what a large number of people in that same society would consider "tasteful."
      Bring on the challenges.
      Your next set of blockbuster flicks:
      • Simple farming community successfully fends off big-money developer who wants to spew McMansions.
      • Gritty military hero has opportunity to snap the pencil neck of the foppish journalist who smeared his unit based on false propaganda, shows mercy and dedication to the ideals of the Constitution.
      • Drama about marital misunderstanding nearly resulting in yet another ruinous divorce and shattered children, but the spouses forgive each other.
      The real things needing challenging are the decay elements in society.
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    33. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll play along. The animes grow increasingly fantastic. How is this sustained? Where does it go? What meaning does it hold? With what value do we walk away?
      I don't know how sexual it was, but my roommate in college was a huge MUD dude. He would log in, and the system would output the time online. At one point, it showed an entire, solid week of his life had been spent in that thing.
      Now, this is not a moral argument. I was a big Civilization junkie at the time.
      Yet the question nags, and should nag us all, about our diversions: are they buying us anything? At what point does relaxation go past the reasonable?
      Diversions and entertainments that teach something are great.

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    34. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by tacokill · · Score: 1

      Why is collin farrel [sp?] playing american hero cops? He's FUCKING IRISH!!!!

      I hear what you are saying....but you picked a bad example to pile onto.

      You do know that the Irish have a stereotype of being police, right? Especially in New York. There are tons and tons of Irish cops. Same for Boston. Same for Chicago. Hell, they even made a big deal out of it in the movie "The Untouchables"...

      So, I am down with the spirit of your post, but Colin playing cops is not a big deal.

    35. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by alienmole · · Score: 1

      "At what point does relaxation go past the reasonable?" It sounds as though you're trying to answer this question for other people. You can't do that. You can only answer it for yourself. Of course, you can occupy yourself by bemoaning the decadence of other people, and speculate that it'll all end in tears, but really, how is that any better than what they're doing?

    36. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by SamSim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ideas? No. I dare say there are literally thousands, tens of thousands of people in California, exploding with creative genius, who would love to make seriously challenging, interesting, unusual, original movies. What Hollywood lacks is guts. It is safer, financially, to put out a movie which is a lot like lots of previous movies. A movie which is based on a franchise which people are already familiar with. A movie which appeals to well-established movie-going demographics. Hollywood cares too much about money to take enough risks. So the movie corps go for safer and safer options. And we get bored.

      There's a thought experiment. You have a long, straight beach, and at each end of the beach is an ice cream van. The ice cream vans are in competition. Reasoning that beachgoers will usually choose the nearer van, the first van moves a bit down the beach, the better to gain customers from its competitor. Of course, the second van reasons the same and moves closer too. Gradually they get closer and closer until you have two vans sitting next to each other right at the middle of the beach, neither of them getting much business from the beachgoers at the ends of the beach.

      This is what's happening in the movie industry at the moment. The music industry too, in fact.

    37. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      I'm sure a lot of people who have solid incestous relationships would fine it offensive if you said "it felt good, so it must be justified", because from my exprience with reading things based on it the relationships are far deeper than that.

      Theres hundreds of ways to make the incestous relationship a side story to a great film, where as it could be a front forward and smutty as hell. The point is sexual confusion doesn't instantly make something bad.

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    38. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by ejp1082 · · Score: 1

      There's no shortage of ideas.

      What's missing is the willingness to take a chance on new ideas. Hollywood, over the course of the last 20 years or so, has become increasingly risk-averse. They want a guarenteed hit and ROI, so they increasingly fall back on their formulaic plots, sequels, remakes, established franchises, and ever-more-pervasive marketting campaigns. There's a chance that something which is new and different could turn out to be the next Star Wars franchise... but more likely than not, it'll be a flop. And when there's less money to be had (ticket sales are down by another 3-6% or so this summer), investors don't want to take the risk.

      It's not surprising given how the media landscape has been transforming, making the competition for your attention and media dollar all that more fierce. Cable TV, video games, and the internet all makes people that much less likely to go out to the movies.

      Also, to a large extent, blame the audience... they're the ones that keep justifying this behavior by coming out en masse for the crapola and letting anything with a hint of originality die a slow box office death.

    39. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by ejp1082 · · Score: 1

      On the point about DVR's... if you haven't noticed, that's been causing a lot of consternation by TV execs, and advertisers are getting increasingly antsy about people skipping commercials. It may have had some effect on the viability of long term plot arcs, but shows have done that since long before DVR's. I think what happened was more a change in thinking - a show does better when it can engage viewers and make them want to tune in week after week. And TV in general, far from going way up, has been hemoraging viewers. They just had their lowest rated week in history this last July 4th and they're in panic mode about losing their key 18-24 demographic that advertisers want to reach.

    40. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, shit man, like there are no Irish cops in America. The very idea!

      P.S. You may want to look up the definition of "acting".

    41. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why is collin farrel [sp?] playing american hero cops? He's FUCKING IRISH!!!!
      Because he's a FUCKING ACTOR!!!!! you FUCKING IDIOT!!!!
    42. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by amrust · · Score: 1

      I don't necessarily think that there are no new ideas out there. I meant, that there are by and large, mostly rehashes of old themes, compared to the relatively few number of innovative pictures these days.

      Interesting that you mentioned 3 of the films that have my interest: Scanner Darkly, Illusionist, and Inland Empire will all be a must-see, for me.

      There's new stuff out there, but in my opinion it's (sadly) few and far between.

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    43. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

      Investors/studios/et al. are very risk averse. Why take a chance when you've got a proven product, right?

      Besides... If you're 16, a remake of anything from before 1990 seems completely original.

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    44. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Very much a personal opinion, but I don't see how my understanding of what it means to be alive would be enhanced by a movie based upon an incestuous relationship.

      Not a Shakespeare fan I take it.

    45. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by DarkSarin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perhaps, then, that would explain the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and why it was so quickly forgotten and passed over? Oh wait, it wasn't, now was it. Now, tell me what perceptions of "what is acceptable in society" did this movie challenge?

      Sometime it is merely necessary to tell an interesting (possibly original) story and to tell it well. If there is a moral component to the story, or a challenge to the status quo, then fine as long as it is not overdone.

      What they teach in Literature classes is true:

      Plot, characterizations, and plain old descriptive power are what are needed to make a good story. I would argue that even movement is necessary (not action, per se, but close). If you don't have these then you don't have a story. Instead you have entertainment, action with no goal, movement without direction, and comedy without caring. This ends up feeling hollow. The depth of the plot is what gives the Lord of the Rings its strength and compelling interest, not some challenge to everything society cares about. In many ways this is what the original Star Wars movies had that the last three made did not: sure Mark Hamill wasn't the best actor, but the character was strong and the plot was good so that the movie could be great regardless of who played Luke. By contrast, the last three were so much action, mediocre plotlines, but extremely poor characterization that even great actors could have saved that movie (and I think it had some good actors who did the best they could with the directing and scripts they were given).

      In ten years I suspect that Lord of the Rings will remain known as one of the greatest sets of movies ever, while something like (dare I say it) Brokeback Mountain will be relegated to a minority and dwindling fanbase. Movies that do one step worse and sacrifice everything for the message are doomed to failure.

      I will say that a well done movie that raises important questions will benefit from it. I think that is one of the reasons that X-Men movies are so popular--they raise important questions about what moral boundaries we may encounter in the future, while leaving it to the viewer to realize that this has implications for our own times. They ask questions about society without being offensive or bashing you over the head with it. THis is important.

      [For those that think that LOtR is a moral story, I have two things to say: first, JRR hated allegory, and was a fan of just telling stories, so any 'moral' found is going to be classic heroic traits such as honor, loyalty, bravery, courage, and love; second, the movie does not, via the story, challenge widely held perceptions. Quite the opposite, it reinforces classical ideals. IF you think that JRR had any intention of being a revolutionary with the story, then you probably don't know enough about him.]

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    46. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by neuromancer2701 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I love watching BSG and Lost. I can't remember the last time I wanted to watch something every week, but on the other hand. I don't care if I miss an episode of Lost (never miss BSG) because I can download it or now that they have caught on I can watch the entire show on the web. I think the Long Tail arguement might be apropriate but with PofC making so much money this summer, I think execs are still going to try to get the homerun instead of 5 singles.

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    47. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      But I guess someone is watching these rehashes, because Hollywood keeps making them.

      It's a business. The blame lies squarely on the public who watch the movies. If people stopped paying to watch crap, they'd stop making it.

      As Jay Sherman already said years ago, "Just don't go."

    48. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      But the deep-seated taboo against inbreeding is there for a reason, I agree with it,

      What about a movie about gay incest, then?

    49. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by monteneg · · Score: 1

      Mel Gibson is an Australian, not an American, as pointed out some posts back.

    50. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      Finally, stories rooted in sexual confusion are of no interest whatsoever.
      ...which is of course why the comedies of Shakespeare, lost their audience ages ago. (I know, they're not movies, but they illustrate the point.)
    51. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you mentioned 3 of the films that have my interest: Scanner Darkly, Illusionist, and Inland Empire will all be a must-see, for me.

      Better hurry up. A Scanner Darkly is already out of the theaters here (Rochester, NY).

      I didn't watch it last week because I have a PhD qualifying exam this Friday. I was going to see it after the exam. Shit.

    52. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by MKalus · · Score: 1
      Go see "A Scanner Darkly". Catch Aronofsky's "The Fountain" when it hits theaters. See Ed Norton in "The Illusionist". Keep an eye out for Lynch's "Inland Empire". There have always been crap films coming out, but if you know what to look for, there's some really exciting things coming out right now. Ignore the remakes-of-remakes, and look around a bit. You'll find plenty of new ideas out there.


      Notice something on those movies? They mostly won't be playing in the large theaters.

      I am in Vancouver and I know of two smaller theaters that do show movies like "A Scanner Darkly", but the big ones, the ones where most people go does not carry it (but they do have 3 copies of Pirates running).

      Reality is, although those films exist, the audience that is truly interested in the "brain buster" is vastly smaller and more distributed than one might think.

      A friend moved from downtown Vancouver to the 'burbs, when I visited him he showed me a small strip mall near his place and he pointed out a three screen movie theater that closed down when the big multiplex opened around the corner. When I said it would have been the perfect place for an art house theater where some of the more unusual movies could have been played he laughed and said: "Look around you, this is Southpark, nobody would go and watch those movies."

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    53. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      good taste means that, while we require a hint of the human capacity for evil to understand why the villian is the villian, we aren't really interested in wallowing in the evil. Lynch/Tarentino will always have their fan base, and I'm not advocating censorship here, just letting you know that "less is more". Expanding on that, less emphasis on potty mouth and hormones would also enhance their dramatic value.


      You had me up until this one. IMO, you're ruling out a lot of depth by not exploring the nature of evil and sexual confusion. And whether you like it or not, certain groups in society have potty mouths and use them often. Why should a writer tone it down if doing so would be inaccurate and unbelievable?

      Finally, stories rooted in sexual confusion are of no interest whatsoever.


      I have to disagree completely here. Exploration of sexual confusion done right can make for a very deep and interesting film. Screw "good taste." Writers should not be afraid to come up with hard hitting material just because it might make people you are a little uncomfortable.

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    54. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Scooter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hehe I think Id have less of a problem believing Farrel as an American cop - after all, don't 30% of New York inhabitants think they're Irish (at least on St Paddy's day :P). I did have the misfortune to watch a real pile of old boots called "Alexander" the other night though. I thought "nothing much on, Sky Movies is showing this thing, loads of big names in it.. worth a punt". Oh dear. There's 3 hours of my life I'd rather have back. It should have been sub-titled "how the Irish took over the world". Very strange hearing ancient greeks and Macedonians saying things like "roight den, I tink we'll be off over dem ills and be invadin' the Hindu Kush - hows aboutcha?"

      Absolute train wreck of a movie that droned on in no particular direction for 3 feckin' hours. I swear, 2 or 3 times I thought it was over and went to make coffee, only to find they were invading some other place when I got back, our hero was still eyeing up his best mate (but, following the advice of his adopted father, and unlike many of his ancestors, hadn't shagged his mother).

      There's absolutely no excuse for Hollywood "running out of ideas" and making all these half-arsed re-makes: my bookshelves are crammed with excellent plots, many of which would make a hal;f decent screenplay. Let's face it, if Peter Jackson, could make a series of nicely paced action packed movies from the Lord Of The Rings, surely something could be done with say - half of the PK Dick stories still unfilmed, Magician, The Stainless Steel Rat series, Tad Williams epic, not to mention all the "classic" fantasy fare from Ursula Le Guin (I'm not counting that tripe someone knocked up a couple of years ago), Michael Moorcock (about the only thing Elric hasn't been in is a movie...), EE Smith, Asimov etc.

      Put down the red underpants and Step away from the Superman plot. FFS. And Batman - that's been done to death now surely. Makes me laugh when I see the actors in these remakes being interviewed, and explaining their character, his background and his motivation - like we didn't already know.

    55. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by hhnerkopfabbeisser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > No, their idea that "people are teh st00p3d" is what's out.

      That's pretty much it.
      A big problem of our "modern" societies is that people's attention spans get shorter and shorter. From this side of the Atlantic Ocean I would guess that this is worse in the US than in Europe, but we're on the same track as you are, you just have a head-start.
      This means that any message you want a significant number of people to actually notice has to
      - be very short
      - use very very big letters

      Style is always easier to advertise than substance.

      Sadly, even critics often don't rate good movies appropriately, maybe the movies was too complicated for them to get, or they just know their audience and adjust their own taste appropriatly.

      While many blockbusters are now increasingly devoid of substance, good movie-makers still exist and do their job, but you have to dig deeper to find them than a couple of years ago.
      Watch Butterfly Effect. Watch Stay. Watch Garden State. You may like them, or not. Interesting Movies don't aim for the smallest common denominator.
      Some of these are big movies with big stars and all, yet you might never have heard of them. Or you didn't care.

      Boycott spineless crap. Look out for substance.
      Demand, and there will be supply, but don't expect the world to tell you where to find it in big letters. That's how Joe Sixpack gets told what to watch.

    56. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      But the deep-seated taboo against inbreeding is there for a reason, I agree with it, and wouldn't sit through a flick trying to argue "it felt good, so it must have been justified".


      Oh, i get it. You are one of those people who thinks that just because someone does a movie about something, they are advocating and condoning whatever actions the characters take.

      I bet you also feel that if we dont' talk about something, it doesn't/won't happen.

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    57. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Skreems · · Score: 1

      That's kinda my point, though... the best of the best are always few and far between. Shakespeare wasn't the only playwrite working in those days. Bowie and T Rex weren't the only people writing glam rock. Entertainment media have been rehashing old themes for centuries, but there's always that 2% of the output that's actually really good.

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    58. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Most people are cultural imbeciles. You have to live somewhere with active indie theaters and film festivals to be able to catch a lot of this stuff in theaters. There are other options though... http://www.nicheflicks.com/ is like netflicks but carries exclusively titles that are usually not available in the US. Even netflix has a pretty wide selection of indie films. It's not impossible to find the good stuff... you just have to try harder. Which personally, is part of the fun.

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    59. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by masterzora · · Score: 1

      Except for the part where he's American-born.

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    60. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by masterzora · · Score: 1

      Also pointed out some posts back, he was born in New York and moved to Australia when he was 12.

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    61. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1

      Simple farming community successfully fends off big-money developer who wants to spew McMansions.

      Yeah, like we haven't heard this trite piece of crap a million times over. As if simply repeating this story over and over again will make it the norm. If you really want to affect some change in the world, you need to tackle the reality and let people know what is REALLY happening. Show them what really happens when "simple farming communities" try to fend off big-money developers.

      Gritty military hero has opportunity to snap the pencil neck of the foppish journalist who smeared his unit based on false propaganda, shows mercy and dedication to the ideals of the Constitution.

      No comment.

      Drama about marital misunderstanding nearly resulting in yet another ruinous divorce and shattered children, but the spouses forgive each other.

      Yeah, because everyone loves it when they make up in the end. As if people will stop getting divorced by seeing enough movies projecting an unrealistic ideal.

      You have a strange idea of what it means to "challenge" something. Apparently to "challenge" something means to write a story that attempts to project an ideal that is opposite of reality in hopes that the world will be changed to better reflect the ideal. When in reality, it just allows peopple like you a chance to escape reality... if only for 2 hours. See, this is EXACTLY the kind of Hollywood crap that I, personaly, would rather see less of. I don't need happy endings. I want to see films that tackle a subject honestly and realisticaly. If that means that the guy doesn't get the girl in the end, so be it. If it means the movie makes me feel a little uncomfortable (what you might call "bad taste"), so be it.

      -matthew

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    62. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Cramit · · Score: 1

      This is what I have been saying or some time now. I work at a video rental store and I can tell you that there were horrible movies made in any decade. My beliefe is not that the rate at which bad films are being made is increasing; but rather that we only remeber the good films from the past. Since we remeber the films that really touched us; and forget those that were medicore. it seems that more bad films are being made today. I bet that in ten years we will be still talking about batman but nobody will remeber cinderella story

    63. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by mo · · Score: 1

      If you're wondering about where the parent poster sees all these good movies, I'd suggest looking for a Landmark Theatres in your area. I've seen a wide swath of movies this year, and I keep noting that the ones I've caught at Landmark are the ones I've liked the most.

    64. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by GnuAge · · Score: 1

      Mel isn't looney, he's just drunk out of his gourd much of the time. When he sobers up he generally apologizes, like he did yesterday after a drunk driving arrest where he claimed "the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world" & that he owned Malibu. He even asked forgiveness for shouting at a female cop (sow?) "What do you think you are looking at sugartits?" Class act, all the way.

    65. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by djbckr · · Score: 1

      Just one comment... "Passion" was not Hollywood. Nobody in Holloywood would touch it.

    66. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Rhett Butler's "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" in Gone with the Wind raised more than a few eyebrows in its time. But then again, decades ago we, as a culture, were far more sensitive to such issues. You don't even need to go that far back: when I watch movies and TV shows that were popular when I was growing up in the Sixties, they seem, well, corny by today's standards. That's because nobody ever swears, and when characters get shot they simply clutch their chests and fall over: no blood, no bullet holes. Yet, at the time such imagery was as shocking to the audience as the producers meant it to be.

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    67. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by newt0311 · · Score: 1

      May I advise you to read the critique of judgement by Immanuel Kant. I think you will find a very detailed rebuttal of what you just said there.

    68. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy a plane ticket to Australia. It hasn't even opened here yet.

    69. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In ten years I suspect that Lord of the Rings will remain known as one of the greatest sets of movies ever, while something like (dare I say it) Brokeback Mountain will be relegated to a minority and dwindling fanbase. Movies that do one step worse and sacrifice everything for the message are doomed to failure.

      You have made the mistake of equating popularity with quality. The lord of the rings challenged no one to think. As storylines go, it's pretty much pure pablum - that you think it has "depth of plot" says more about your viewpoint than it does about the story. A story which clearly had length, but so many characters and so many events were archetypes right out of Joeseph Campbell's monomyth that it was as familiar and pedestrian as a thousand other good-battles-evil stories.

      The movies were popular because they looked pretty, had enormous advertising budgets and were faithful enough to a story that huge numbers of people enjoyed as teenagers because it was one of their first exposures to the monomyth and thus played on the human tendency to mistake novelity for sophistication.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the movies were bad. The are just simplistic and bland - requiring no thought on the part of the audience, which is good enough for most people. But certainly nothing more than "chewing gum for the mind."

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    70. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Ambidisastrous · · Score: 1

      Also: The TV world discovered within the past few years that a really good series can keep making money through DVD sales. TV episodes are no longer necessarily single-use throwaways, with the occasional summer rerunm -- a little extra effort now translates into another revenue stream even after the series is cancelled. Seems something like an HBO effect.

    71. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Amusing fact: while promoting 'Batman Begins' in the US, Christian Bale affected a neutral American accent, because he didn't want the American people to be up in arms about an American icon being played by some British guy.

      And a Welsh one at that. Outrageous.

      As for Irishmen playing American cops, I agree this is ludicrous. Much better, especially if the cop is supposed to actually be of Irish descent, to get a Scot to play the part. :-)

      "You shend one of theirsh to the morgue!"

    72. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Tim+Browse · · Score: 3, Funny

      Disclaimer: I'm Irish/English/Scottish/German/Candian/American.

      So fsck off back to where you came from!

    73. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Is it illegal to be "fucking Irish"? (I mean, if he's in Texas, and they catch him, he's in deep shit. But if they went someplace else...)

      Oh, wait, you REALLY meant, "He is a fucking Irishman". In that case, should they do remakes of Irish Spring soap and after shave commercials with him doing product placements.

      (Whistling the old Irish Spring jingle...)

      But, for a twist, they could smash together Irish Spring and Brut... with the canoe and the schooner... and make a new bad-ass deodor-shave called "Irish Brut"

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    74. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by teetam · · Score: 1

      The absolute atrocity in this category has to be Ben Kingsley, an Englishman, playing Gandhi, an Indian, in the movie Gandhi, where he leads the Indian freedom struggle and wins freedom from the Englishmen!

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    75. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by paedobear · · Score: 1

      Would it help to find out his birth name was "Krishna Bhanji"? There are a LOT of ethnic Indians in the UK - and not in the H1B sense either, fully settled-down families.

    76. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colin Farrel is playing an american cop because he is an actor you moron. What his nationality is has nothing to do with the quality of movies. Get your head out of your ass.

    77. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Today, if a movie doesn't produce big time within a couple of weeks, the studios lose money.
      Wrong. Most studio films earn the majority of their income from DVD sales, not box office. Theatrical release is a combination of loss-leader and advertising for the DVD release. Some films manage to turn a profit for the studios, but that's not the business model.
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    78. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by bobcote · · Score: 1

      To put it more simpy, the decisions on which movies get made and who will star are made by accountants studying focus groups results. Therefore any danger of creativity or orginality has been eliminated.
      The last movie I saw was "Cars". I thought it was funny and technically amazing. However the plot was from "Doc Hollywood". I did enjoy it. But I used to enjoy going to the movies almost every week. Now once every couple of months.

    79. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      Actually, all Hollywood has done is added remakes to their repertoire. They haven't shown a real slowdown in original pictures (of blockbuster or indie niche variety) since the 80s, when sequelization and remakes began emerging as a real industry standard.

      I wrote a piece about unoriginality in Hollywood for E2, it pretty much has all the numbers.

      Back in the 40s and 50s, Hollywood relied on literary adaptations. Today we rely on TV and old movies as our sources. We've just evolved with the culture, that's all. Nothing new. This is just the 21st century version of the "the book was better" argument.

    80. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Sexual Education in the US.

    81. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      For example why wouldn't a movie about two siblings having an incest relationship and being sexually confused about it make a good story? It could have a lot of drama, a deep plot and some characters who truely care for each other, not just quick fucks and 10 minutes on screen before they die/unless filling time.

      There are already some good movies on the topic.
      The Dreamers immediately comes to mind- it's an amazing film.
      The House of Yes is another pretty good one.

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    82. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Hollywood isn't out of ideas, it's afraid of new ideas. Movies are expensive, making a bad movie is really expensive. No one wants to be the scapegoat who suggested something different when a movie fails.

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    83. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      WTF happened to Mel Gibson anyway? At what point did he become looney toons?

      Mel has always been a little nuts, it just wasn't commonly known when he was new and was politely covered-up when he became really popular. More of his behavior is coming to light now, as his activities take on a more public spotlight (like all his publicity for Passion, the church he's building, the dui's, etc.)

      Personally, I began to notice his growing "eccentricity" in the 90's. Stories of his on-set "practical jokes" started becoming less-and-less funny and more flat-out disturbing. I remember Julia Robert's trying to play it off as a joke when he put a dead rat in her toliet while making Conspiracy Theory (it was no better than any of her other acting performances, even the folks at Entertainment Tonight were clearly creeped-out by that story).

      But even going back into the 70's and 80's, he was constantly getting into trouble because of his drinking and instability. The night before he auditioned for Mad Max, he got into a bar-fight that roughed his face up and bit and helped him nab the role (made him look less baby-faced). And his drinking got so bad in the late-80's that friends and co-stars began actually begging him to stop.

      In his defense, his mental problems, drinking/fighting problems seem to run in his family in particular (Daddy Gibson's even nuttier than he is) and Australia in general (Russell Crowe, anyone?). Okay, well maybe it's not fair to blame Australia, since (little known fact) Gibson is actually American, born and raised in New York.

      -Eric

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    84. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      It seems the Hollywood Blockbuster is dying out slowly and this summer has been thoroughly disgraceful.

      Pirates of the Caribbean 2 has grossed $358,372,000 just in the US so far. I woudn't nail shut the Hollywood Blockbuster coffin just yet.

    85. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by SkippityDooDah · · Score: 0

      This one's pretty easy but there are several reasons. 1. People who are gurus, some of whom haven't even written a screenplay. All the execs do the seminar so they can "talk McKee" (for example) and then think they know what goes into a great movie. Yet McKee does six hours on "Casablanca" as the example of a great movie, which has a 45-minute first act and is a script you couldn't sell today. So go figure. 2. People in Hollywood or with a "coast" mentality (LA or NY) who don't really understand what the bulk of the country likes to see. So you get self-indulgence which leads to... 3. ... people in the heartland and elsewhere just not giving a damn because they're not being served and great stories (not cookie-cutter formual stories) are not being told. That's why, when something like Blair Witch or Napoleon Dynamite comes along and is truly different, it does so well. I talk about this stuff all the time on my free Yahoo discussion group. See http://www.skippress.com/

    86. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by vox_soli · · Score: 1

      Yes, inbreeding is bad. Here's a free clue: sex doesn't necessarily imply breeding.

    87. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree less.
      I wouldn't accuse myself of being a) interested, or b) competent to judge others.
      The act of teasing others into reflection upon their actions, now, that is worth pursuing.

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    88. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      As if people will stop getting divorced by seeing enough movies projecting an unrealistic ideal.
      Unselfishness and forgiveness are unrealistic?
      The truth I see in your remark is that the emotional costs should not be trivialized; therein lies the unreality.
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    89. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      I don't need happy endings. I want to see films that tackle a subject honestly and realisticaly.
      No, we don't need chick flicks. But I contend that "honestly and realistically" != entropy, which is what I feel comes out of Hollywood.
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    90. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      To drop a specific example, if you show a heroin needle, as well you might for considerations of plot, I expect that the movie is not an advertisement, yes.
      If you're going to talk about it, by all means show the ensuing misery.
      The challenge for society is the partial messages coming out of Hollywood.

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    91. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are some for whom it's a video game. Poor breeding, indeed.

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    92. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I would support and defend the right of anyone to make such a flick, and hope that it was well labelled externally.

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    93. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      Unselfishness and forgiveness are unrealistic?


      No, the idea that people get divorced because of "misunderstanding" is unrealitic. It is unrealistic to contrive a story in hopes that it will somehow teach other people how to work out their own marital problems... which are most likely very different than those in your particular story.

      The truth I see in your remark is that the emotional costs should not be trivialized; therein lies the unreality.


      The unreality comes in when you take a given problem and force it to a particular conclusion because you think that conclusion is more appropriate for people to see. It becomes a marital training film disguised as entertainment.

      -matthew
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    94. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      No, we don't need chick flicks. But I contend that "honestly and realistically" != entropy, which is what I feel comes out of Hollywood.


      Oh come on, Hollywood is *full* of happy endings and "guy gets the girl at the end" stories. What is this "entropy" you talk about? I mean, I know what it means in physics, but I am not sure how to apply it film.

      -matthew
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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    95. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      It is unrealistic to contrive a story in hopes that it will somehow teach other people how to work out their own marital problems...
      Are you arguing against the possibility of didactic storytelling?
      The literature is literally stacked against you.
      take a given problem and force it to a particular conclusion because you think that conclusion is more appropriate for people to see.
      Driving a marriage off a cliff is also a "marital training film", of a different sort.
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    96. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      To drop a specific example, if you show a heroin needle, as well you might for considerations of plot, I expect that the movie is not an advertisement, yes.
      If you're going to talk about it, by all means show the ensuing misery.


      How about something you consider to be in "bad taste" such as sexual confusion? For example, consider a story of a gay teen growing up in a very conservative community who is forced to repress his feelings. He later gets married because that is what he is "supposed to do." But he finds that he simply cannot have a satisfying sexual relationship with his wife. So he leaves her for a man... or worse, stays married and just gets his sexual release through casual, discrete relationships with men. He is never able to come out to his wife or family and comes to resent them and feel intense confusion.

      Would that somehow advocate or encourage homosexuality? Is it off limits, in your opinion?

      The challenge for society is the partial messages coming out of Hollywood.


      You say that as if each film were some kind of moral lesson rather than just interesting and entertaining (well, sometimes) stories.

      -matthew
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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    97. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      Are you arguing against the possibility of didactic [reference.com] storytelling?
      The literature is literally stacked against you.


      I'm saying that I am not particularly interested in such story telling. It tends to be very contrived, uninteresting, and unrealistic.

      Driving a marriage off a cliff is also a "marital training film", of a different sort.


      Do you think that people simply seek to emulate everything they see on screen? Don't you think that humans are capable of seeing someon "drive a marriage off a cliff" and perhaps learn what NOT to do? Of cource, that is assuming people actually do take movies as instructive, which I don't think i snecessarily the case.

      -matthew
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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    98. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by CaptainPat · · Score: 1

      Now that's irony...

    99. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I am saying that all stories are messages, some positive, some negative.
      You seem biased against anything positive ("contrived", "uninteresting", and "unrealistic"), and to feel that negative imagery only triggers vicarious learning.
      Now, we're exchanging brief notes on /. here, so this is doubtless an unfair oversimplification.
      Do feel any of the stories correlating negative media imagery and negative behavior, particularly among children, have merit?
      Possibly I'm shifting the thread from the individual to society, and you quickly run into the Ecological Fallacy.
      And yet...personally, I have tapered off on all of the negativity. While not contrived, it is certainly repetitive. While perhaps interesting, it becomes repetitious. Negative people are concerned with maintaining their problems, as opposed to mature solutions to the problems. Unrealistic? Well, reality never escapes the subjective, and if I'm weak for eschewing a Nine Inch Nails existence, so be it.

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    100. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Arker · · Score: 1

      The books have one of the deepest 'moral' messages you'll find in any literature of any time or place. Tolkien knew how to write a good story first, and let the morality play aspect be implicit, instead of bashing the reader on the head with it repeatedly - and he most definitely didn't like to talk about it, of course he felt those that were ready to see it would see it without being told, and those that didn't would never see it no matter what he said - that doesn't mean it's not there.

      The movie wasn't, and couldn't be, as good as the book in that respect. It's a much more limited medium. But the message is still there, if you look closely, pared away to a few seconds here and there, but not done away with entirely. And for that reason it may well still be worth viewing in a decade or two. Perhaps the message will even be more obvious, in retrospect, or at least, less difficult to face.

      Quite the opposite, it reinforces classical ideals.

      Sadly, in this day and age classical ideals are revolutionary challenges to societal norms and perceptions.

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    101. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      I am saying that all stories are messages, some positive, some negative.
      You seem biased against anything positive ("contrived", "uninteresting", and "unrealistic"),and to feel that negative imagery only triggers vicarious learning. Now, we're exchanging brief notes on /. here, so this is doubtless an unfair oversimplification.


      I never once said I was against "anything positive." Not only is that unfair but it is absurd. I said I am generally against stories that are contrived to be positive in some naive attempt at social engineering. If a story is good, it is good.

      Do feel any of the stories correlating negative media imagery and negative behavior, particularly among children, have merit?


      Of course, but the kind of negative imagary that has such an effect is gratuitous, senseless, and empty.

      On the other hand, I've read studies that have shown that children exposed to the more old fashioned fairy tails, stories, and myths where people actually die, grow up to be better adjusted than children who get the more sugar coated "Disney" style stories where Snowwhite always gets her man.

      Possibly I'm shifting the thread from the individual to society, and you quickly run into the Ecological Fallacy. And yet...personally, I have tapered off on all of the negativity. While not contrived, it is certainly repetitive. While perhaps interesting, it becomes repetitious. Negative people are concerned with maintaining their problems, as opposed to mature solutions to the problems. Unrealistic? Well, reality never escapes the subjective, and if I'm weak for eschewing a Nine Inch Nails existence, so be it.


      It seems as though we are talking about two different kinds of "negativity." You're talking about senseless violence and aggression. I'm just talking about a movie having a not-so-rosey ending. Most of the time the "simple farming community" doesn't win against the "big-money developer." That much is a fact. Why should we avoid that result in fiction? What about what happens afterwards? How do people deal with it? That kind of thing can be interesting.

      Also, I think we're talking about more than just negativity here. You also seem to be against certain "taboo" subjects.

      Basically waht it comes down to is this: If you treat people like babies who can't handle negativity or taboo subjects, they will become babies who can't handle a little negativity and taboo subjects.

      -matthew
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    102. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Bishop · · Score: 1
      children exposed to the more old fashioned fairy tails, stories, and myths where people actually die, grow up to be better adjusted than children who get the more sugar coated "Disney" style stories

      A friend of mine recently started coaching baseball for 9 and 10 year olds (little league??). He said one of the most frustrating part of coaching has been that the kids can't handle failure of any kind. He has no idea how he can teach them how to handle loseing.
    103. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > good taste means that, while we require a hint of the human capacity for evil to understand why the villian
      > is the villian, we aren't really interested in wallowing in the evil. Lynch/Tarentino will always have their
      > fan base,

      And sometimes the writer shoots straight over the heads of most of the audience. Take Tarentino and Pulp Fiction. The DVD has a reprint of a review in the booklet. It was clear the reviewer was far too sophisticated to get the meaning either so don't feel bad, you have lots of company. I suspect Tarentino laughed his ass off when the reviews came in. If one takes a little time to ponder the film it really isn't too hard to figure out so I won't spoil it here, only suggest you rent it, watch it again and then ponder a few minutes. One hint: straighten out the timeline and it gets a lot easier to see. It really is a slap the forehead kind of thing.

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    104. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Consider how the original Star Wars got to be the highest grossing movie of it's time.
      > It spent over a year in theaters.

      Star Wars spent a year in theaters because it was still making theater owners MONEY. But mostly because the rules were different then, theater owners decided what they would run and how long they would run it. That is no longer true. Big movie studios get commitments months in advance from the big theater chains for x number of screens for y number of days. So even if a movie is still pulling enough coin to justify keeping it playing another couple of weeks they have already committed the screen to the next piece of crap coming down the pipeline so the movie moves on down the road to the second run theater and from there to pay per view and dvd because those contracts were also signed before the film opened, leaving no room to reap those extra profits from a hit.

      And the studios are in no mood to change things because they bullied the theaters into giving up almost all of the take for the first two weeks of release and living off the concession stand. So studios go all out to front load the bulk of the box office into those two weeks and don't really care about the rest of the run, because if it didn't do good those first two weekends they are boned. So big blockbusters with big brand name stars and a recycled but market tested story set in an established franchise with big advertising campaigns to get people to go on the opening weekend. And of course another bonus is when (not if) the movie sucks they already have most of the audience banked before the word of mouth gets out.

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    105. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Harold Hotelling's Theory of Oligopoly. It also explains why car dealerships end up all bunched together on the same road. Why in a widely-contested primary all the candidates seem to end up in the same position-the middle.

    106. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      Would that somehow advocate or encourage homosexuality? Is it off limits, in your opinion?
      At no point in this thread have I advocated any external censorship. Certainly, homosexuality exists, and it would be as honest to deny that as to deny racism, incest, drug abuse, paternal dereliction, theft, etc.
      I appreciated the fact that Brokeback Mountain (to drop an example) was well publicised as to its content. The viewer was smoothly able to choose whether that material was of any interest, and make a reasoned choice before parting with any cash.
      To drop another specific example, The Full Monty had the scene with the two fellows looking at each other significantly. While the idea itself does nothing for me whatsoever, I'd give that a thumbs up for good taste.
      Tom Hanks has got to be about the most versatile actor of all time. Philadelphia very strongly made the point that no one should be mistreated, without attemptying to justify an idea that, in my very personal opinion is about as valid as 2+2=3.
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    107. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      At what point have I been against taboo subjects?
      I submit that we may be converging on the same point from two different directions.
      I'm no fan of Disney, that happiest place on earth. Give me Warner Brothers, where there is a variety of surprisingly mature material going on, even to the point of Bugs Bunny cross-dressing.
      I know I didn't grow up in a shoebox. Mom and dad de-mystified such topics as pornography and alcohol really early.
      As an adult, these and the other common vices bore me senseless.
      Meaning, man: it's all about meaning.

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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    108. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      What I'm referring to is the overt and covert attack on traditional values. If you've read Golberg's Bias there seems to be pattern of destruction of traditional values. Goldberg is concerned with the news media, and the book is written in that awful breathless newstwit prose, but there are some points to be made.
      Mrs. Doubtfire is a funny movie. Robin Williams is a genius. Setting aside the baby and peering into the bathwater, isn't the flick a disturbing assault on fatherhood? Tactically, the movie is an enjoyable escape, but, strategically, do I want to see men desperately mis-representing themselves to gain access to their children? Are we advocating an "end justifies the means" mentality here? Has my wife overstarched my underwear again, and I need to lighten up? Certainly: if there are too many flaws in the painting, take a couple of steps back and don't lose sight of the picture.

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    109. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      A study of the life of Abraham Lincoln is helpful, on this and other levels.

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    110. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      Sadly, in this day and age classical ideals are revolutionary challenges to societal norms and perceptions.
      +1 Well Put, sir.
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    111. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I mentally recompiled the flick on the fly the first time, and enjoyed it.
      I also understood The Wall on the first viewing.
      Then again, I crochet and play highland bagpipe, so I'm no representative sample. ;)

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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    112. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      At what point have I been against taboo subjects?


      Maybe I am confusing you with someone else, but didn't you say that anything about incest is off limits? And that stories about sexual confusion were uninteresting, if not off limits as well?

      How about that story I proposed in another subthread that you didn't respond to? It was about a gay teen and sexual confusion.

      'm no fan of Disney, that happiest place on earth. Give me Warner Brothers, where there is a variety of surprisingly mature material going on, even to the point of Bugs Bunny cross-dressing.


      Oh come on. Bugs Bunny cross-dressing is hardly "mature."

      I know I didn't grow up in a shoebox. Mom and dad de-mystified such topics as pornography and alcohol really early. As an adult, these and the other common vices bore me senseless. Meaning, man: it's all about meaning.


      I don't know what you mean.

      -matthew

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    113. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      What I'm referring to is the overt and covert attack on traditional values. If you've read Golberg's Bias [amazon.com] there seems to be pattern of destruction of traditional values.


      It doesn't make any sense to blame the media. The reality is that society evolves and changes over time, media or no media. Populations shift. Priorities change. Technology makes certain cocnepts obsolete, etc, etc. There are a hundred things that you consider to be immutable traditional values which will change whether you like it or not. The quesiton you need to ask yourself is what is necessarily so good about "traditional values?" Why does "traditional" automatically make something good?

      What about "traditional values" such as slavery? Slavery goes back a long way, you know. The Old Testament even contains explicit instructions from God on how to obtain and treat slaves. Aren't you glad to see that traditional value destroyed? Racism is also a very traditional value. Aren't you glad to see that destroyed? Or the oppression of women. Aren't you glad to see that destroyed? I can go on and on. Society is not decaying. It is just changing. And in many ways, for the better. Things change. Deal with it.

      Mrs. Doubtfire is a funny movie. Robin Williams is a genius. Setting aside the baby and peering into the bathwater, isn't the flick a disturbing assault on fatherhood?


      Not that I can tell.

      Tactically, the movie is an enjoyable escape, but, strategically, do I want to see men desperately mis-representing themselves to gain access to their children? Are we advocating an "end justifies the means" mentality here? Has my wife overstarched my underwear again, and I need to lighten up?


      Well, i was going to suggest that you might have something up your butt, but I am afraid you might take that as a justification for homosexuality.

      -matthew

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    114. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      What about "traditional values" such as slavery? Slavery goes back a long way, you know.
      What makes you think it's purely historical?
      The Old Testament even contains explicit instructions from God on how to obtain and treat slaves. Aren't you glad to see that traditional value destroyed?
      They (the enslaved) were often using their flesh as collateral. Yes, there were war captives, too. This is an interesting topic, and would require a full survey of the Bible (St. Paul certainly did not denounce slavery when he told Philemon to return to his master) to explore.
      Racism is also a very traditional value. Aren't you glad to see that destroyed?
      Again, what makes you think it's purely historical? What is racism but naked Darwinism in action? I was in Albany, Australia, and I could not stifle a crawling feeling when I saw some Aborigine women. The xenophobia is buried very, very deeply, and requires something compelling to overcome.
      Or the oppression of women. Aren't you glad to see that destroyed?
      Are Muslim women willing participants, or opressed?
      I can go on and on. Society is not decaying. It is just changing. And in many ways, for the better. Things change. Deal with it.
      I'll agree with you in the strategic sense of the human spirit (the existence of which you may reject, but allow me the symbol briefly) being fairly constant.
      Societies do age, and die, though. Rome is toast. France looks wobbly. The USSR imploded. Things do change. I wouldn't necessarily agree with Bork that we're "Slouching Towards Gomorrah", but there are a number of ungood elements afoot that are more part of the problem than the solution.
      Well, i was going to suggest that you might have something up your butt, but I am afraid you might take that as a justification for homosexuality.
      I have some cousins. I don't happen to agree with all of their ideas. Some of their ideas, in fact, are completely unjustifiable to me. This does not their ideas any better or worse than some of my ideas. I'm every bit as liable to the Almighty as they are.
      Where they encounter resistance from me is when they assert that I have to accept some of their ideas as justified. I find the ideas themselves utterly false, and no one has (nor is there any requirement for them to) start with Ultimate Truth and derive some theory of human life that justifies these ideas. One should judge the tree by the fruit, and these ideas are fruitless. Sorry.
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    115. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      What about "traditional values" such as slavery? Slavery goes back a long way, you know.

      What makes you think it's purely historical?


      Regardless, "traditionally" people kept slaves. Whether or not it is totally in the past is irrelevent. Would you like to see that tradition return in our society?

      Again, what makes you think it's purely historical? What is racism but naked Darwinism in action?


      You are evading the question. Racial "pride" is a traditional value. Would you or would you not like ot see it come back full force in our society? Why or why not?

      Are Muslim women willing participants, or opressed?


      Answer the question, please. It is impolite to answer a question with a question... especially three times in a row. Would you like to see women in our society opprssed as they traditionally have been and still are in many parts of the world?

      I'll agree with you in the strategic sense of the human spirit (the existence of which you may reject, but allow me the symbol briefly) being fairly constant. Societies do age, and die, though. Rome is toast. France looks wobbly. The USSR imploded. Things do change. I wouldn't necessarily agree with Bork that we're "Slouching Towards Gomorrah", but there are a number of ungood elements afoot that are more part of the problem than the solution.


      Likewise, there are many traditional elements that are afoot which are more part of the problem than the solution. I say challenge everything and see what sticks.

      Where they encounter resistance from me is when they assert that I have to accept some of their ideas as justified. I find the ideas themselves utterly false, and no one has (nor is there any requirement for them to) start with Ultimate Truth and derive some theory of human life that justifies these ideas. One should judge the tree by the fruit, and these ideas are fruitless. Sorry.


      Since you don't say (can't say?) exactly what they are asking you to accept, I can't really comment. I can say, however, that you seem pretty uptight and close minded.

      -matthew

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    116. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      I was reacting to an apparent supposition that these problems are somehow solved in the current day.
      In fairness, I'm probably thinking more globally than within the US, where the slavery, racism, and opression of women are relatively diminished.
      Your point of obtuseness is well taken. Sorry for the poor netiquette.
      there are many traditional elements that are afoot which are more part of the problem than the solution.
      I would return that there are many traditional elements such as personal integrity, responsibility, manhood, womanhood, and the family that are foundational to stable society and which are suffering from severe erosion in the current situation.
      It seems that the New Deal, politically, and the Sexual Revolution, socially, are leading to some fundamental shifts. As you've pointed out, some of these are good, with the diminished racism and fairer treatment of women in the workplace. And perhaps some overkill is a natural side-effect.
      you seem pretty uptight and close minded.
      Well, that's a fair thing to say, given a superficial internet view. Some ideas, like shooting heroin, are outside the common sense horizon, and if my gentle refusual to treat my flesh as a dart board marks me close-minded, then so be it.
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    117. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      I would return that there are many traditional elements such as personal integrity, responsibility, manhood, womanhood, and the family that are foundational to stable society and which are suffering from severe erosion in the current situation.


      Even the largest, most solid mountain erodes. At some point you have to embrace change and ask yourself if what were once considered the pillars of a "stabe society" are still relevent. A "stable" society isn't necessarily the best society.

      Well, that's a fair thing to say, given a superficial internet view. Some ideas, like shooting heroin, are outside the common sense horizon, and if my gentle refusual to treat my flesh as a dart board marks me close-minded, then so be it.


      The thing is, nobody is asking you to shoot heroin. And very rarely is it even presented as a Good Idea(tm). What is important is that you don't completely dismiss the subject out of hand. There are real issues with drug abuse that "just say no" simply doesn't address.

      When I noted taht you seem close-minded, I was actually refering to things you seem to consider immutable traditional values. In your mind, a challenge to the traditional idea of fatherhood, for example, becomes an "attack." Being close minded is about being defensive and dogmatic about issues rather than open to honest discussion.

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    118. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      A "stable" society isn't necessarily the best society.
      I think you're playing devil's advocate here. Have you lived in any unstable ones? I've visited a few, in the Far East, and the truth is that the folks living in them are keen on "moving to a country where even the poor people are fat".
      What is important is that you don't completely dismiss the subject out of hand. There are real issues with drug abuse that "just say no" simply doesn't address.
      Certainly. My other cousins (not the homosexual ones) who have done hard time in the joint over heroin had family problems rooted in our mutual grandfather's non-command of fatherhood. My uncle, alas, never "got it", and raised some hellions to prove the point. To the extent that you can blame context for failings with a notionally free-will environment, that is. "just say no" is a necessary, but not sufficient, policy for avoidance of stupid behavior.
      In your mind, a challenge to the traditional idea of fatherhood, for example, becomes an "attack." Being close minded is about being defensive and dogmatic about issues rather than open to honest discussion.
      Pardon, sir: thought this was an open, honest discussion. ;)
      I took, and essentially failed, a Biochemistry course. One of the fascinating contradictions about life is that, when a cell divides, you really want exact replication of DNA. The overwhelming majority of mutations are fatal to the mutant. Tactically, there is no interest in change. Strategically, life has to change in its teleological pursuit of wherever it's going. Let me not beat around the bush: I don't subscribe to the idea of life as a pointless exercise in chemistry.
      When you look at US history, there have been some profound improvements. The Constitution has that total crap 3/5 compromise, and see Luther Martin's comments on why the crappiness was obvious even in 1786, or some of Jefferson's own writings on why he didn't think true parity immediately attainable. Eighty years later you have a Civil War over it, and 100 years after that a Civil Rights movement to bring us to the place we had said we were nearly 200 years previously at that point. That was an important change that took and embarrassing length of time to effect (and some would argue is still ongoing).
      The fact that US culture divested itself of some nast bathwater there does not excite me towards punting the baby, however. Slavery is an obvious falsehood. Some of the ideas circulating today, quite frankly, seem equally distant from the truth to me. The best we can do is disagree agreeably. Fatherhood is an immutable traditional value, which I'll vigorously defend. I do feel the idea is under explicit and implicit attack more or less daily. There is as much a place for the reactionary jackass as there is for the thoughtful critic kicking the tires on the idea periodically, to make sure they haven't lost pressure. It takes all kinds.
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    119. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by notaspunkymonkey · · Score: 1

      and Russel Crowe is from New Zealand... which makes your entire point about Australia a nil as neither are from Australia - well done.

    120. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by notaspunkymonkey · · Score: 1

      if you want an american to play a cop then surely you can look no further than Lou Diamond Phillips? - after all most americans are descendants from Europe anyway aren't they?

    121. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Australia, New Zealand, New York, whatever--it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap to me.

      -Eric

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    122. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by misleb · · Score: 1
      I think you're playing devil's advocate here. Have you lived in any unstable ones? I've visited a few, in the Far East, and the truth is that the folks living in them are keen on "moving to a country where even the poor people are fat".


      No, i just think we have different ideas of what is stable. A stable society more or less means that there is no significant internal violent conflict. It can be depressed and poor and still be stable. My point is that I think we can do better. While stability is a good thing, I don't think it should be a goal in and of itself.

      Pardon, sir: thought this was an open, honest discussion. ;) I took, and essentially failed, a Biochemistry course. One of the fascinating contradictions about life is that, when a cell divides, you really want exact replication of DNA. The overwhelming majority of mutations are fatal to the mutant. Tactically, there is no interest in change. Strategically, life has to change in its teleological pursuit of wherever it's going. Let me not beat around the bush: I don't subscribe to the idea of life as a pointless exercise in chemistry.


      I have no idea what this has to do with what we have been talking about. Are you comparing a change in "traditional" values to a genetic mutation? I don't buy it. First you'd have to establish that there is something special about a "traditional" value as opposed to any other value. Problem is, when you start picking and choosing your traditional values, they start to look pretty ordinary.

      The fact that US culture divested itself of some nast bathwater there does not excite me towards punting the baby, however. Slavery is an obvious falsehood.


      It wasn't an obvious falsehood back in the Old Testament. Rather, it seemed to be quite the norm. I can even find a passage from the Bible in which God gives explicit instructions on how to treat and obtain slaves. But I'm sure you are aware of that bit.

      So I am not exactly sure what criteria you use for deciding which traditional values are immutable and which are mutable.

      Some of the ideas circulating today, quite frankly, seem equally distant from the truth to me. The best we can do is disagree agreeably. Fatherhood is an immutable traditional value, which I'll vigorously defend.


      Then you must accept the label of "close-minded." The world changes. Society changes. And the precise nature of fatherhood changes with it. You are fighting in vain. The question isn't "Should the nature of fatherhood change?" The question is "How has it changed?"

      I do feel the idea is under explicit and implicit attack more or less daily. There is as much a place for the reactionary jackass as there is for the thoughtful critic kicking the tires on the idea periodically, to make sure they haven't lost pressure. It takes all kinds.


      As long as you are comfortable playing the reactionary jackass, we can agree to disagree.

      -matthew

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    123. Re:Hollywood is out of ideas by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      Only if it stars a naked and petrified Natalie Portman

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  3. You. by mnemonic_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I happened to watch Stargate Atlantis and there was an incredible scene that just caught the emotion and emergency."

    After reading that, I must seriously question your ability to judge any film or video work.

    1. Re:You. by ericdano · · Score: 1

      True about Stargate Atlantis. I think the show is OK, but has yet to find it's footing. Battlestar Galactica has had some great episodes. Edward James Olmos can really make you want to cry.

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    2. Re:You. by srmalloy · · Score: 1
      After reading that, I must seriously question your ability to judge any film or video work.

      I don't find it that hard to believe. With a couple seasons to pick episodes from, I'm sure you can find one good scene in the run... After all, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

    3. Re:You. by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but a clock that's way out of whack is always wrong.

      I can rent movies for free and I know people who work at the theatre so it's not unreasonble that I could get in there for free either. But it's not even worth my time, let alone my money were it an issue. It's summer. Summer movies suck. Of course, almost all movies recently have sucked, but it's even worse during the summer. I haven't taken home a new movie in months, let alone gone to the theatre to see one. Though in fairness, when you work at a video store it's easy to get sick of movies (true of any low-wage retail job), but I only did about $50 in business during my shift today, which barely covered me being there.

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    4. Re:You. by csplinter · · Score: 1

      Unless it's one of those fancy clocks with the date and junk.

    5. Re:You. by Moofie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Whereas, your ability to pre-judge same is unquestioned.

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    6. Re:You. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of you just answered his question - to whit, different people have different tastes.

      Yes, I just used "to whit" :)

      More seriously though, the downfall in Hollywood is that they target specifically to the American market, and only really to the perceived major market of consumers in America.

      This causes problems with people who are not American, or who share different tastes, backgrounds or cultures. However, as other countries develop their own film industries, we should expect to see more films appealing to a wider set of tastes that are available without having to hunt them down. (There's plenty of media available for anybody's tastes, but finding it can be difficult).

    7. Re:You. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seconded.

    8. Re:You. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      Edward James Olmos can really make you want to cry.


      Yup, everytime I've seen the new Battlestar Galactica I wanted to cry!
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    9. Re:You. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More of a Sliders fan, Mr. Cromag?

  4. art has been replaced by... by middlemen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It is simple, the art and passion which existed in making movies and entertaining people has been replaced by hunger for making money by thrusting whatever junk they create, called "art and entertainment", into people's throats. That is why some independent movies do well, not all but some, because only some people decide to make a movie because either they want to entertain people or just tell a story for the sake of telling a story and not "selling" a story. That is why sequels suck and will always suck.

    1. Re:art has been replaced by... by FreeMath · · Score: 1

      That is why sequels suck and will always suck.
      Except for "Clerks II".

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    2. Re:art has been replaced by... by bcat24 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Sequels suck and will always suck.
      Umm, what about Back to the Future?
    3. Re:art has been replaced by... by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is why sequels suck and will always suck.

      For me it doesn't matter if a sequel - or a remake, or a filmatization of a tv-series - sucks or not. A sequel can be fully as good as the original and I'll still not go see it anymore.

      My problem is, sequels are dedicated to give me "more of the same" - which I don't want anymore. I saw the original already, I liked it - but why would I want to spend my limited time and money seeing the same stuff again? It's like going to a restaurant and always ordering the same thing. Some people like that. I prefer getting something different.

      Frankly, I'm tired of the form that is a feature movie. Maybe it's me getting old or whatever, but I'm unable to build any enthusiasm even for movies I should really like. I think it started with Lord of The Rings, actually, which I saw and enjoyed - they're everything a movie should be for me - but to my own surprise I never felt I actually cared about it. I saw the first two, then really just forgot about seeing the third. I finally did see it on DVD, but out of a sense of duty, of finishing off something I started, more than anything else. It was great, it was absorbing, it was magnificient - and I would not have missed it at all had I simply skipped the whole thing.

      We've had the 2-hour feature for a century or so; perhaps it's time for the form to reinvent itself?

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    4. Re:art has been replaced by... by Dadoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the art and passion which existed in making movies and entertaining people has been replaced by hunger for making money

      I totally agree with you.

      I also find it interesting you say this, especially since, when the studios are talking about piracy, they always insist that, if we don't pay for their material, quality will suffer. I'm not trying to condone piracy, or anything, but I think we all know that's a bunch of BS.

      Every so often, you hear about some actor who made a big deal (walked off a set, etc.) about the "art" of making a movie or television show, or didn't want to sell out. I always used to think they were just being childish, but I'm beginning to see their point of view.

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    5. Re:art has been replaced by... by Hangin10 · · Score: 1

      One could take out all scenes that don't involve Jay dancing to Goodbye Horses, and it would still be one of my favorites. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' aboot! (yes, aboot, I'm not Canadien, but it's cool)

    6. Re:art has been replaced by... by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sequels suck and will always suck.

      Umm, what about Back to the Future?


      It proves the point.

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    7. Re:art has been replaced by... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      It is simple, the art and passion which existed in making movies and entertaining people has been replaced by hunger for making money by thrusting whatever junk they create, called "art and entertainment", into people's throats.

      Frankly, you live in a dream world - one where that art and passion existed in the first place. Contrary to what most people seem to believe - Hollywood is, and always has been, about making money.
    8. Re:art has been replaced by... by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      or Empire Strikes Back.

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    9. Re:art has been replaced by... by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      Frankly, you live in a dream world - one where that art and passion existed in the first place. Contrary to what most people seem to believe - Hollywood is, and always has been, about making money.
      I don't think this is a fair characterization of what has happened to the movie industry.

      I would say the same thing has happened to the video game industry: stagnation due to remakes of the same themes, because nobody wants to do anything really original, for fear it won't be profitable. That is a slow and often unnoticeable process, a process which REQUIRES there actually being original thought at the beginning.

      I don't think the decline has been as recent as the past 4-5 years; it's probably been happening for much longer. It just seems like we don't really NOTICE these declines until they get really, really bad... which I think is where we're at now.

      I've seen some really moving, really original movies lately though... online. Not a one at the theater. Funny how people who have no budget, but alot of heart, can make a better movie than people with a $300 million budget.
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    10. Re:art has been replaced by... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That wasn't a sequel, it was a trilogy. The difference between the two is that a trilogy is conceived as such.

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    11. Re:art has been replaced by... by cowbutt · · Score: 1

      I'd also venture 'Terminator 2' and 'Aliens', which drew upon details set up in the original, but were largely their own movies, and actually advanced the characters and story.

    12. Re:art has been replaced by... by def · · Score: 1

      BTTF wasn't conceived as a trilogy, it was supposed to be standalone (according to the commentaries on the DVDs). However, BTTF 2 and 3 were written/shot/edited as a single package.

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    13. Re:art has been replaced by... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Sequels suck and will always suck.

      Umm, what about Back to the Future?

      You're right... Sometimes the original films are are just as bad...
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    14. Re:art has been replaced by... by xdotx · · Score: 1

      Oh, right when I wanted to chime in with that you take it!
      But agreed! And Clerks II alone puts cracks in this whole all-the-recent/summer-movies-are-terrible idea.

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    15. Re:art has been replaced by... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      That is why sequels suck and will always suck.

      Well I have four main objections to that point:
      1. The
      2. Empire
      3. Strikes
      4. Back

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    16. Re:art has been replaced by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or The Godfather 2?

    17. Re:art has been replaced by... by kyouteki · · Score: 1
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    18. Re:art has been replaced by... by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Except for "Clerks II"


      Bah. Clerks II wasn't a sequel so much as a remake. Same themes, same gags, same actors. The only significant difference is that this version was filmed in color.

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    19. Re:art has been replaced by... by wfberg · · Score: 1

      Sequels suck and will always suck.

      Umm, what about Back to the Future?


      Don't you get it? It's easier to get the studios to pay for a sequal, so they shot BTTF2 first, but then had to go back in time to make the original, so BTTF was shot AFTER BTTF2.

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    20. Re:art has been replaced by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second BttF movie bit the big one.

    21. Re:art has been replaced by... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I expected to get half way down the page and find at least one person disagreeing with the premise but, nah. Of course, it's all a matter of taste, but then if you're avoiding pop-culture, you're asking the wrong questions and blaming the wrong people. Notably, most people are talking about Hollywood's output, and it's simply nonsense to argue that Hollywood's output is worse now than ever before.

      1. Hollywood always sucks. Every few years, there's a few movies that are genuinely good, and a small number that are good, not original or brilliant or anything like that, but good. And then there's most of their output which is always vacuous. Quite why you all are singling out this year or "recently" or anything like that is beyond me. Name three films last year that were "any good". Go on. You can't? Then you're being bloody minded. I'm not asking for masterpieces, but last year saw, just off the top of my head, "Madagascar", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "Narnia", "The Brother's Grimm", "Mr and Mrs Smith", and "Wedding Crashers". You must have enjoyed at least one of those films, right? They certainly weren't "bad" right? Now tell me: what films in 1995 and 1985 would you have compiled in a similar list? You can't remember? Well, I bet you'd have come up with a little list about the same length as your own personal list for 2005 for each of those.

      I can certainly think of films I really liked in 2004 and 2003 too. Monster was very good in 2004. As was Collateral. 2003... well, I believe Secretary came out that year. I can't be bothered to get the full list of "films I liked in 2004", and I didn't make one for 2003.

      2. As far as sequels go, you're wrong. Sequels often suck, but often don't. It depends on who's making them. Ocean's 12 is awful compared to Ocean's 11. But The Bourne Supremecy was a much more enjoyable, rounded, slick film than its predecessor. Shrek 2 beats Shrek likewise. Then there's the most famous example, where The Empire Strikes Back - while poorly received at the time - is today generally considered a better film than "A New Hope".

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    22. Re:art has been replaced by... by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

      Perfect example: two crappy sequals.

    23. Re:art has been replaced by... by Chriscypher · · Score: 1
      Sequels suck and will always suck.


      Only exceptions in all of movie history IMHO:
      Aliens, the sequel to Alien
      and
      Terminator 2

      instead of some stupid rehash of the original (ie Return of the Jedi), they take the story in new and interesting directions.

      Alas, they did not have the talent to make Aliens 3 or T3 worthwhile.
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    24. Re:art has been replaced by... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      You don't know how lucky you were to miss The Godfather Part II, that really sucked.

      The fact that you can call a film magnificent, great and absorbing, and still say you wouldn't mind if you missed it, suggests the problem isn't with sequels, it's your own hangups.

    25. Re:art has been replaced by... by maxume · · Score: 1

      The movies didn't really offer anything more than the book, just an opportunity to *not* use your imagination. I enjoyed Peter Jackson's take on it, but mine was pretty good too.

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    26. Re:art has been replaced by... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Aliens? Star Wars: ESB? T2?

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    27. Re:art has been replaced by... by Killshot · · Score: 1

      Come on.. the only reason we watched Back to the Future 2 was because we all wanted to see Marty on the hoverboard and Doc fly the DeLorean.

      Anyways.. I think that sequels should be done in the way that Lord of the Rings was filmed and be done all at once. Then the sequel will likely have the same elements that made the first one so good. Of course, it is a bigger risk and unlikely that Hollywood would invest in many movies in such a way.

    28. Re:art has been replaced by... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I don't think this is a fair characterization of what has happened to the movie industry.
       
      I would say the same thing has happened to the video game industry: stagnation due to remakes of the same themes, because nobody wants to do anything really original, for fear it won't be profitable. That is a slow and often unnoticeable process, a process which REQUIRES there actually being original thought at the beginning.

      You can say it - but your beliefs don't match the facts. Look at the spate of cowboy movies, musicals, disaster movies, blaxploitation... Hollywood has been imitative, repititive, and unwilling (in the main) to do anything really orginal for decades. The exceptions stand out - because they are exceptions. The same thing has been true of the video game industry except in the very earliest of days - each original game spawns a slew of imitators (good and bad), derivatives, and sequels. But what sticks in your memory are the 'classics', the rarities - not the mountains of dross around them.
    29. Re:art has been replaced by... by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure we just said the same thing.

      You: Originality never existed.
      Me: It did, but hasn't for a long time, because people remake the same stuff over and over.
      You: Hollywood has been imitative, repititive[sic], and unwilling (in the main) to do anything really orginal for decades.

      Unless I'm missing something, we're on the same page.

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    30. Re:art has been replaced by... by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Videogames stagnated because Nintendo took a break during the Gamecube era. Hopefully the Wii will push gaming forward again.

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    31. Re:art has been replaced by... by toddestan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean like how The Matrix and The Pirates of the Caribbean suddenly became a part of a trilogy when the originals became hugely successful and Hollywood realized that there would be money in making a sequel, but they didn't want to call them sequels?

    32. Re:art has been replaced by... by bsims · · Score: 1
      Chriscypher

      Only exceptions in all of movie history IMHO: Aliens, the sequel to Alien
      and Terminator 2


      You forgot Evil Dead II.

      Although that was more of a remake than a sequel.
    33. Re:art has been replaced by... by Ab0rtRetryFail · · Score: 1

      Umm... Bride of Frankenstein The Empire Strikes Back Toy Story 2 Godfather Part II? Did those all suck?

    34. Re:art has been replaced by... by middlemen · · Score: 1

      you are citing very rare cases, and Godfather 2 was a part of an original book, so it is not really a sequel as opposed to being a part of a trilogy... anyway, there are always exceptions to my generalization. it is sad that you got hung up on those :)

    35. Re:art has been replaced by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those were prequels. You just watching them in wrong time order.

    36. Re:art has been replaced by... by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      I think Jay's crotch just burned all the good parts of the movie from your memory.

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    37. Re:art has been replaced by... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      That is why sequels suck and will always suck
      The Godfather 2?

      Admittedly, this is the exception that proves the rule though.

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    38. Re:art has been replaced by... by Ab0rtRetryFail · · Score: 1

      I choose to focus on the rare cases instead of getting hung up on the crappy whole. I've been entirely aware of sequelitis ever since I was first exposed to it (Beethoven's 2nd). I'm also aware that for every example of a sequel that's almost as good/as good/better than it's predecessor, there's about 5 or 6 more that are steaming piles of dung meant to cash in on a popular film. I just choose to ignore those. :)

  5. Producers and Studios by Jherico · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Producers and studios are more intereasted in making one generic sure fire hit than in investing in small interesting movies. The very beauracracy that makes these huge movies and hypes them to no end in an effort to make money ends up turning them into crap.

    Also, Bryan Singer was a total dick to leave the X-Men series to die a painful death and go direct a sub-par Superman movie. What an asshole.

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    1. Re:Producers and Studios by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

      I agree. That Superman movie lack total imagination or originality. You rehash the old series and bring yet another Lex Luthor plot. There is always Spiderman next year. The trailers show promise.

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    2. Re:Producers and Studios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that you say there should be more interesting movies and then you follow it up with a superhero discussion sort of invalidates your previous comment, and this story as well.

    3. Re:Producers and Studios by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      The very beauracracy that makes...

      Excuse me, I do not normally do this, although I often feel like doing this, but seeing so many typos in a single word makes me *have* to switch to.. Grammar Nazi mode!

      Beauracracy, where should I start, firstly, if you try saying it out loud it sounds like "bora-cracy". Bureaucracy comes from the french word bureau which means office.

      Thus, the letters "eau" put together form the closed O sound. The sound formed by the U letter in this context is specific to french, so let's not forget it when we try to pronounce it : "buro-cracy".

      This should give you a good idea on how to pronounce it, how it's formed, and therefore how not to mispell it. And yeah, sorry, it's never nice to be corrected by a Grammar Nazi, but sometimes it simply appears to be necessary.

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    4. Re:Producers and Studios by Jherico · · Score: 1
      Thus, the letters "eau" put together form the closed O sound.
      Uh, then explain 'Beauty'. Its not pronounced 'boty'.
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    5. Re:Producers and Studios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Grammar Nazi mode
      ...

      This should give you a good idea on how to pronounce it, how it's formed, and therefore how not to mispell it.


      Semantics Nazi mode...

      You're not correcting his grammar, you're correcting his syntax.
    6. Re:Producers and Studios by BlueBlade · · Score: 1

      Erm, I believe I'm stating the obvious, but the reason why the "eau" in "Beauty" doesn't sount like "O" is that it's not a french word. "Bureau" is.

      And yes, in french, "eau" always sounds like "O". In fact, eau is a common word itself, meaning water.

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    7. Re:Producers and Studios by Jherico · · Score: 1
      Erm, I believe I'm stating the obvious
      You should probably get that looked at then.
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    8. Re:Producers and Studios by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Uh, then explain 'Beauty'. Its not pronounced 'boty'.

      Except that Beauty is not a french word... Bureau is, period.

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    9. Re:Producers and Studios by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      You're not correcting his grammar, you're correcting his syntax.

      Actually syntax is the arrangement of words. But you got a point, I should call myself an Orthograph Nazi rather than a Grammer Nazi.

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  6. Simple answer by sakusha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reason why movies suck is very simple.

    In the "golden age" of movies (whenever you consider that to be) movies were made by writers, directors, and actors who considered it an art form. Today, the studios are run by people who consider it a profit-oriented business.

    Sure, the studios always wanted to make money. But technology has improved and now it is extremely expensive to produce a movie to modern technological standards, so budgets have skyrocketed. No studio will take risks when they're spending $100 million MINIMUM to make a movie. Unfortunately, art is all about taking risks.

    1. Re:Simple answer by soupforare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to be facetious but what's "modern technological standards"?
      We went decades upon decades without digital editing, let alone recording.

      $100M minimum?
      You can make a film, *film* now, for a fraction of that. You could shoot on video and make it a fraction of that fraction.

      It seems to me that the amazingly high cost of movie making comes from ridiculous CGI, over-inflated talent payrolls, and marketing blitzes that start a year before the movie's even done shooting.

      Clerks was ~$40k
      pi was ~$60k
      cube was ~$250k

      I'm not trying to pull some bullshit romanticism faggotry. I'm just saying that pandering to the masses with shineys and pretty faces that we all know and love isn't going to promote cinema as an art.

      There's nothing wrong with either but there should be room for both.

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    2. Re:Simple answer by sakusha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Movies have completely changed technologically over the past 25 years. Look at mainstream movies from the early 1970s and compare them with what they make today. I don't mean look at them on a DVD or TV, look at them in a theater. Everything has changed. Lenses and cameras are sharper, film stock is lower grain, sound production has gone from simple stereo to surround sound, even the lighting is better. Go look at a film from the 1970s, some film about filmmaking, like Truffaut's "Day for Night." Compare what they use to the kind of equipment is used on today's films. A typical modern film spends more renting ONE camera than they used to spend on their whole equipment budget.

      I watched all this stuff change when I worked in Hollywood in the 1980s. Everyone talked about how the "bean counters" were taking over Hollywood, and how expensive productions were. I think the breaking point was the big Writer's Strike in 1988, the writers saw how much money producers, directors, and actors were getting, and they wanted a piece of the pie. Of course they didn't get squat.

      Yeah, there's always the exception of some ultra-low budget movie that breaks big, but those never come from Hollywood, they're always from outsiders. The Studio system produces BIG movies because they believe that's the way to make big money. That's what pandering to the masses is all about.

    3. Re:Simple answer by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Bwahahahahahhahahhahhaha. Um no, take a film history class, ever since the 1930's or so, it has been purely a money-making business, there was some experimentation in 60's I think, but by and large it's always been about making money. The few maverick films, like Citizen Kane, were basically finagled past the film execs which didn't happen often.

    4. Re:Simple answer by sakusha · · Score: 0

      I've taken more film studies classes than I care to remember. But what do I know? I was only a script consultant in Hollywood for a mere decade, and only a few of the writers I worked with won any Oscars. So pardon my ignorance.

    5. Re:Simple answer by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 5, Funny

      That explains why movies have been so bad - the Writer's strike that started in 1988 hasn't ended yet.

    6. Re:Simple answer by ArsonSmith · · Score: 0

      Your ignorance is excused no go do something usefull.

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    7. Re:Simple answer by John+Meacham · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't forget 'Primer' http://imdb.com/title/tt0390384/ made for $7,000 and is excellent. The only movie I ever immediatly rewound and watched again. Also one of the few good time travel movies out there that doesn't gloss over the messy details of causality, but rather revels in them.

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    8. Re:Simple answer by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Clerks 2 had a $5M budget (probably due to the mooby stuff being on a set). By hollywood standards, that's damn low.

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    9. Re:Simple answer by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      One of my very favorite movies actually came out in 2003, surprisingly; but it was independently written, directed, and produced: The Big Empty.

      It actually had a couple of big name actors in it: Jon Favreau, Rachael Leigh Cook, Kelsey Grammer.

      Despite that, the total production cost of the movie was something like $100k (I forget the exact number, it's in the DVD extras). That's alot for an indie film, but not much compared to a typical Hollywood budget.

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    10. Re:Simple answer by middlemen · · Score: 1

      I saw the Big Empty, it was interesting, Darryl Hannah looked sexy but I did not understand the ending.

    11. Re:Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree, there is a simple solution if you want to see good movies, see movies from china, japan and korea.
      They have been better than Hollywood for ten years now and they have many classics from the 1960-1970 that we havent seen in the west.

    12. Re:Simple answer by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      I'd say they've always sucked.

      The "golden age" of is nothing more than a myth and a crock. When is comes to percentages, there was just as much garbage in the way of disposable movies made then, as there is today. What we see today is a small percentage of the actual movies made then. And even among the classic movies many of them actually suck, its just people have been brainwashed into believing they're good.

      And that almighty dollar had been a driving force in Hollywierd for a very long time.

      Movies about Art, Art about taking risks. Watch a few Andy Warhol flicks and then say that with a straight face.

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    13. Re:Simple answer by AlzaF · · Score: 1

      The Original Mad Max movie, made in 1979, cost about $80,000 in today money I think. It is the blueprint for modern action movies, car chases, explosions etc. Compare Mad Max to any big buget Hollywood action movie out now and it blows them away. Even for technical proficency, Mad Max is quite impressive. Just look at the films of Enzo G Castellari and Sergio Martino from the seventies and early eighites. They created action masterpieces on miniscule budgets that were exciting and had beautiful art direction. Other examples of small budgets not getting in the way of big stories is the Exterminator and the Phantasm series. BTW, it's cheaper to produce films now with digital cameras and editing. Even CGI is inexpensive, look at Star Wreck, shot by students in Finland for next to nothing. http://www.starwreck.com/gallery_screenshots.php

    14. Re:Simple answer by itsdapead · · Score: 1
      In the "golden age" of movies (whenever you consider that to be) movies were made by writers, directors, and actors who considered it an art form. Today, the studios are run by people who consider it a profit-oriented business.

      Ding! What's more we now have a short-term-ist commercial philosophy which demands instant windfall profits, and drops something like a stone if it doesn't go into profit on the opening weekend

      Sure, the studios always wanted to make money. But technology has improved and now it is extremely expensive to produce a movie to modern technological standards, so budgets have skyrocketed.
      I don't think its technology per se - that should be vastly cheaper to make "simple" films. But cinema has spent the last 30+ years in a death struggle with TV (and the "wait till it comes out on video" issue). The technical quality of TV has been improving dramatically and - thanks to the smaller screen - has been the first to benefit from the cost savings of first video then digital technology. If you ignore all the dross, the best of modern TV is excellent. That leads to the philosophy that movies have to be "too big for the small screen" - which accounts for the cycle of spending obscene amounts of money then panicking about the risk.

      One example which blew me away was - on the LOTR films - the talk about making masses of real swords, making real chain mail, planting trees and shrubs a year before filming and even blowing custom glassware for the tavern. The "golden age" solutions would have been (a) wooden swords - at least for extras - (b) grey wool (c) pot plants and (d) anything off the skip that wasn't obviously a coca-cola bottle. Would modern audiences spot this and laugh, or have filmmakers lost the art of "illusion"?

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    15. Re:Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, but I always think movies from the 70s look better than modern stuff, at least on DVD. The films had brighter, more interesting colours - probably less accurate, but nicer looking. Directors hadn't started that trend of each film having a "theme" colour and basically tinting the entire movie - e.g. The Matrix was greenish.

      The people looked more realistic - no fake boobs (urgh) or other plastic surgery, not so much makeup, and they aren't always lit to perfection.

      The effects were much better - modern CGI always looks wrong*, unless it's pure CGI like Toy Story. They haven't got the lighting right let. For instance, lightsabers don't cast a glow on the human wielders in Star Wars, but they do on Yoda. So I find that a simple dummy or something is a lot more effective than a CGI version. Plus, they overuse motion blur. I think the most important part was that they knew their limits - i.e. you don't have a close-up of the dummy. With a CGI effect you don't have that and they always push it too far.

      You might think this is a rant from an old person who wants Hollywood to get off his lawn, but I was born in 1980, so this isn't nostalgia but based on geniune comparisons.

      *not to mention that three years later it looks wrong and dated.

    16. Re:Simple answer by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Interesting a /.er noted that. This is the same place the majority decry writers as too possessive, needing to shed the copyright they have so everyone can just "use" their thoughts.

      Anyone see a connection here? If the originator of creative material does not get imbursed, then they quit and you're left with drek.

    17. Re:Simple answer by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      You are close. As in all hierarchies, Hollywood studios have been completely taken over by political weasels who know nothing except who to blow, who to suck, and who to blackmail. This is a corollary, or expansion of the Peter Principle. They have no taste, no productive skill, and probably little interest in movies as an art form. So they flounder around trying to copy whatever seems to be successful, but of course with no insight into why it was successful (which may well be because it was original/b).

      There are a few good movies, but mostly they are coming from the UK, NZ, or independent filmmakers.

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    18. Re:Simple answer by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Not all /.ers are alike; take a look at usernames of said posters before you go and group us all together. Despite accusations of groupthink, Slashdot is filled with a diverse set of people from around the world.

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    19. Re:Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume every movie needs $$$ for cg and names. Shit, a lot of good movies arent based heavily on eye candy or some fusion of actors names. Maybe someday someone will read and present a story to the world because its art and a good story. Making money should be a byproduct of hard work and artistic value.

      Movies are business now. Business is risk optimization. Blame yourself and the drones around you for overpaying on a valueless product. It seems to be lost on this industry that quality products may not be huge hits in short term, but will pay off in the end. Plus with smaller production costs, the margin would be expected to be higher.

    20. Re:Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't gay bash to make a point.

    21. Re:Simple answer by john83 · · Score: 1

      Have to agree. My favourite film this year has been Brick, which was made for half a million dollars.

      You only need tens of millions if you have (a) super-stars' salarys to pay or (b) a special effects wankfest. But then Hollyword has this delusion that you need both to sell a movie, and so no one pays much attention to the script any more.

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    22. Re:Simple answer by sakusha · · Score: 1
      Watch a few Andy Warhol flicks and then say that with a straight face.

      Challenge accepted. Ever seen "Andy Warhol's Frankenstein?" I saw the original theatrical release, in 3D. Now THAT was a film that took some risks. I took a date to the film, she never spoke to me again.
    23. Re:Simple answer by ribuck · · Score: 1
      Sadly, the "art form" of movies is dying. Today's movies need to allow for copious product placement, and need to be designed with merchandising spinoffs in mind.

      The plot and the acting are secondary.

    24. Re:Simple answer by Dagowolf · · Score: 1

      Why do movies seem so bad when compared to a TV series? Well that is a rather easy answer.

      How long does the TV series have to create the multiple plots, develop the characters, flesh out the backstory, and create a link between the viewer and the character? For an average one-hour show, 12 hours per season. Assume the show lasts 10 seasons and there you have 120 hours for the producers of the TV series to create an indepth and powerful connection with the audience.

      Now, how long does the movie producer have? Between 2 and 3 hours. Any longer and people will not go to the movie as it will take too long to sit through. It's no coincidence that the uncut Lord of the Rings series is somewhere around 10 hours per installment. Of course many people here have read the series, so there was already a connection, but think for a second about those that might not have read the series. They would have been overwhelmed by a 30 hour series, but true devotees lapped it up.

      Yes, movies have gotten worse, but that isn't necessarily all the part of the movie producers, part of it is a function of the increasing complexity of the TV series and video games we all enjoy on a daily basis.

    25. Re:Simple answer by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      No studio will take risks when they're spending $100 million MINIMUM to make a movie.

      Somehow funnily, the same point explains what's wrong with the video game industry nowadays.

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    26. Re:Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Clerks was ~$40k
      pi was ~$60k
      cube was ~$250k
      Primer, ~$7000.

      Awesome movie, go buy a copy.
    27. Re:Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, there's a quote floating around by George Lucas that goes something like this:
      "I could find ten Hollywood directors who could direct the greatest film of all time, but I can't find anyone who could write it."

    28. Re:Simple answer by Invidious · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, you've got to consider that movie and photographic equipment has become much cheaper and much better over the years. Today you can get 'prosumer' equipment for a few hundred bucks that would rival technology of a decade or so ago, and far surpass the quality of fifty years ago. Of course, our standards have risen since that time, but, at the same time, it means that it -is- possible to create movies quite a bit more cheaply than it was back then. Audio mixing and video editing can be done on a $1500 computer with some extra bits that, twenty or so years ago, would have required a hundred times more money and a panel truck's worth of equipment.

      I'm no great expert on filmmaking technology, but I assume that it has run along similar lines to photographic technology -- which I would call myself an expert on. In the early 1900s you could get a Kodak Brownie box camera for a few bucks -- today's disposeable 35mm film cameras are much cheaper (still a few bucks, but considering inflation, this is probably 90% less in 'real money' than then,) and, for a comparable price (about a hundred bucks), you can get an SLR 35mm camera -- with a kit lens with optics that photographers of the time would have killed for -- with a built-in exposure meter with various, intelligent metering modes, high-speed drives, and various other bits. The features on consumer and prosumer cameras today exceed the features on professional cameras 20 years ago -- and they do it better, in a smaller package.

      The biggest cost, AFAIK, associated with mainstream films is the overhead which has very little to do with actually creating the work. Marketing, legal stuff, hiring big-name actors, getting your film into cinemas, etc, etc, etc.

    29. Re:Simple answer by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      I might have been able to watch it in 3D in the theater.

      I've never been able to sit through more than 30 minutes of a Warhol movie. I'd rather watch Megaforce. :-P

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  7. The writing is the problem, for the most part by DavidinAla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm just getting into filmmaking right now. (I've only made one short film, which has been in 11 film festivals so far.) The problem that I see with most films (both Hollywood and indie) is the writing. In general, the technical work in movies is the best it's ever been. Acting is competent, at worst. The problems are in story construction and other aspects of writing. If you have a bad script, it doesn't matter how good your actors or photography or special effects are. Writing has been getting steadily worse for about 40 years. It has to do, IMO, with movie execs who are ignorant and illiterate. They don't know good writing -- as the great producers of the past did.

    David

    1. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by imperious_rex · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're absolutely right, but not in quite the way that you think. Remember the Hollywood writer's strike in the late 80's? If you don't, I guarantee you the studios certainly do. That strike thrust Hollywood into major turmoil, and the studios weren't going to let that happen again anytime soon. Why did the television industry latch onto "reality" shows so enthusaiastically? No real scripts and no writers required (not to mention low wage non-SAG "talent" in front of the camera). For more about the writer's strike (and a little insight into the machinery of Hollywood), check out this article.

    2. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by syberanarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The reason for this is that writers are shit on by the Hollywood system. Honestly. Alex Garland was given 1m to write the Halo script. I guarantee you that the director, stars, hell - even some producers will make more on that film than the writer. Writers in general have no real incentive to make a script good after getting "in the door," simply because they a) are paid the lowest of any creative professional in tinseltown, and b) don't see an extra dime if the film does well.


      It's bullshit, especially because good direction can never save a shitty script. Directors - especially on the indie circuit - are egocentric little sods who go on and on about "communicating" their "vision." It really is like the director thinks it is "*their* movie. Why do you think so many decent writers want to direct? Not all of them are qualified, but it's the only way to get any goddamn respect.


      I'm in the process of putting together an independent feature, and I can tell you, the director of the piece has been nothing but a liability. I keep him around because he's got some very good contacts and is an amazing bullshit artist (which will come in handy when it comes time to go to festival), but he acts as if I'm "just the writer." His attitude cost us when his little "I am worth so much" tirade turned off a wealthy relative to financing us. Now, we're running on sweat and blood. He pulled a Troy Duffy.


      Writers OUGHT to fucking strike their asses off until they are given the same respect - if not more - that is given to directors.

    3. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by fermion · · Score: 1
      First and foremost, dialog is hard to write. Second, a well put together story is hard to create, and excessive use of plot devices, which are so popular, kill the story. It is this combination, breaking of the story, writing the story,and pushing the dialog, that is the difference between a good movie and a bad one. In fact I believe that it is the later, the dialog, that leads to an over abundance of action films, in which the fx are a technical problem and not a creative one. As you mention, huge advances in technology has made the technical work the best it ever has been.

      But really, I think the biggest issue is that movies are expected to fill huge theaters in huge megaplexes. I see three or four theaters in one location showing the same movie. I see movies rated not on their technical caliber, but their first weekend ticket sales. A horrible movie is going to do well because it has the advertising budget and the power to open in enough locations to pull in the first week sales. Movies that have actually spent money on scripts, but not on publicity, are doomed to failure. And this has not really changed. Casablanca, a movie that is well written and has contributed many idioms to the english language isn't even up to the ticket sales of smokey and the bandit. What we see now is nothing new.

      Pretty much good movies are being made, and do pretty well. I see several good movies, both indie and mainstream, a year. I think one has to open to new experiences to appreciate some movies, and the irrational tie to traditional forms limits the reach of some fine movies. OTOH, most people seem to happy with nicely presented tripe, and that is ok. But I must admit that I shudder to think of what they have done to miami vice.

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    4. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They don't know good writing -- as the great producers of the past did.


      You are slightly off the mark: who knows if they know good writing. One thing these guys are experts in, and know really well, is how to maximize profits.
    5. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucker ... > S. Speilberg

    6. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by syberanarchy · · Score: 1

      It's not a Jew conspiracy thing. The disconnect is in the writer's glory being usurped by the director. I wrote an absolutely brilliant screenplay. I've written several scripts that can best be described as quick paydays, but this one is a once-in-a-lifetime fluke. And if it ever goes into production? The average shitsock who goes to the multiplex will think the director wrote it. Sickening.

      Formula has its place - sometimes, if done well, formula can make for a great hour and 45 to two hours. Mission Impossible 3 was a great recent example of that. Horror films, my guilty pleasure, are DESIGNED to be like a ritual. But there is just a lack of interest in coming up with new ideas. Maybe because the established studio guys know it'd be the same amount of money to write a generic fluff piece than to write an innovative story that knocks the socks off. There is no profit sharing program for writers. THAT is why you see such shite.

    7. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by trifish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are right, it's about the scripts. BUT, screenwriters are not the guilty ones, the producers who pick bad screenwriters are.

      Other problems of todays movies:

      1) Emphasis on money rather than artistic values (unlike in the 60s and 70s and even in 80s).

      2) Emphasis on good-looking teenage and under-25 actors (because teenagers are the majority of cinema goers). This brings in shallow themes and shallow characters (by the way, I'm 29).

      3) Emphasis on the visual FX. This again brings in shallow themes.

      4) Something like "fluidum" (sorry can't find a better term) of the 90's which also affected music. There are virtually no new original ideas. Everyone just remakes or remixes old hits. Only a few new good hits have been written in the second half of the 90s. In the 80s there was one original hit written each week. Most of todays teenagers don't even know that 60% of today songs borrow themes from the 80s.

      When I was a kid in the 80s I really enjoyed music. When 90s came I was like "what the hell is wrong with the song writers?" This happened in the movie industry too. We are just experiencing different eras with distinct characterists just like, say, there were differences between Renaissance and Baroque. Fortunately, in modern times the eras change every decade, rather than every century.

    8. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by dbIII · · Score: 1
      It has to do, IMO, with movie execs who are ignorant and illiterate.
      Cut off their drug supply and don't employee people in these roles that have no qualifications or experience other than being related to somebody already at the studio.
    9. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      You know the main problem is not the writers, there are a load of very good writers, it is more the people who chose the scripts. There used to be an excellent script for I robot, before Hollywood execs wanted to make a blockbuster out of it. I Robot ended up as utter garbage and not a single line of the original script survived. (The original script was done by a well known sci fi author/script writer, the final script was done by the drones the beancounters hired to make a blockbuster out of it) You see where the problem really is...

    10. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely agree. This is why my heart sank when I read that Disney was getting Pixar. Look at how good the stories are in Pixar films. Im 40 and I enjoy their films more than my kids. They are way better than 95% of the other movies out there. In contrast I cant think of a disney film I have liked.

      Sure the effects are great in pixar films but their stories rule.

    11. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by Willuknight · · Score: 1

      thats baulsh. What about all the thousands and awesome authors out there. Instead of licencing their book and then letting some hack of a screenwriter at it and a random director to condence it to crap, lets let the author have full control and reign over the movie.
      i bet we'd have some quality movies then...

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    12. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      So many movies nowadays like to throw in big-name actors just to get people to watch the movie. They forget that the way they became well known was because they were in a good movie - who knew of Tom Cruise before Top Gun? Now he's in a bunch of shitty movies just because people liked Top Gun and now he's famous.

      Special effects, good actors, and good photography are all important - but the storyline is what's most important. Except for action movies where ass-kicking is most important, but even then there has to be a somewhat interesting storyline and some wierd twists in the plot. I like action movies like "The Transporter" and, even though the emphasis is on the action and special effects, they do have a few things in the plot to keep you interested.

      The viewer needs to be kept interested in the movie. Not the special effects, not the actors, but the movie. "Ocean's Eleven" was a good movie and it probably would've been just as good without big-name actors.

      Not to say that they haven't written any good movies, but the last few I've seen haven't been good enough to make me want to go out to the movie theatre - needless to say, "The Village" was a little disappointing. . .

    13. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by chromozone · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of execs read a few books or take a few weekend seminars on screenwriting and they get very taken in by "formula". I remember when a weekend seminar with Robert McKee was all the rage. People learned things like "Inciting incident>progressive complications>conflict>crisis>resolution" and they thought they had the secret recipe. People even though dialogue hardly matters as long as the "structure" was there. Of course translating that formula into a visually engaging story was another matter. Heck even best selling books often bomb as films. I could write down a formula for meeting the perfect spouse but that doesn't mean I could easily translate it into a reality.

    14. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree with your more. And I know the nemesis of 'good writing' -- its a vile, insidious, evil creature called the 'focus group'.

      There's a great story by Warren Beatty about Bonnie and Clyde. The studio execs hated it. "Please give it a chance". Okay for your Warren. First weekend was a disaster. The first month was a disaster. "Keep it running, its getting good reviews!". Beatty coughed up money as incentive to keep it running in major cities. And then word of mouth started to spread... the movie was a 'hit' until about 6 months after its original release.

      Today, movies are considered a bomb after their first weekend, if they don't hit expectations.

      Focus groups give us the 'love concurs all' endings to Bladerunner and Brazil. I suspect focus groups are made up primarily of head-injury victims, people who ate lead paint as children, and people who buy extended warranties.

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    15. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by FlyGirl · · Score: 1
      It really is like the director thinks it is "*their* movie

      Well, if I recall, the "system" treats it this way. When so-and-so directs a film, don't the credits usually say "A so-and-so film"? The credits pretty much say that the director is the "creator"/"owner" of the film.

      There does appear to be little effect for the scriptwriters and/or, just as importantly, the story writers. Many of my favorite films have been adaptations of good books I liked and many of the DECENT films these days still are.

      But adaptations of books seem to be much less popular than several decades ago. I have wonder if it is that they want to put out too many films too fast and there are too few good books being written or it if it because adaptations from books require too much thought on the part of the moviemakes and the audiance (or some other factor that I have just failed to see coming).

      As others have stated, I find the independent, unique films much more interesting than the "we're spending a fortune making this film, so we need an *objective/formulatic* way to show that it's likely to succeed" garbage that they make these days.
    16. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by maxume · · Score: 1

      You really think the 80s were more original than the 90s? They probably weren't, but the 80s seemed like it because it was all new to you. Musicians in the 80s rehashed the 70s just as much as any other time period. Chord progressions haven't changed in 500 years.

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    17. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by maraist · · Score: 1

      They don't know good writing -- as the great producers of the past did.
      I disagree.. Movies parallel the music industry.. In that industry I am aware of scouts which are looking for a formula. They have investigated very deeply the trends in music that sell and don't sell - they regurgitate that formula in most any new work that gets taken on and promoted.

      It's also interesting that the formula is self-fullfilling.. Repetition of a genre produces a tolerance and then a taste for it.. Which facilitates more profit via repetition.

      I'm sure a lot of this applies to script selection... Don't make it too complicated, too deep or too emotional, because you scare off a large audience.. Which then produces an audience devoid of depth, which would not be able to accept a deep/complex movie in the future. And even screen plays that are complex can often be edited down.

      Also, as you can dramatically see in popular books that have become movies, the focus of the screen-writer can dramatically alter what the reader/watcher experiences (almost always for the worse).

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    18. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

      Hey, good on you!

      I too am at the beginning of the process of my filmmaking career too, so I know what you mean.

      My answer is to remain true to your emotions when writing a film script. Inbue it with yourself, your REAL self, and people will not fail to see it and therefore enjoy the film more, because it is GENUINE.

      If your story has no heart, then people will not respond to it. Doesn't matter what genre it is. All good stories have heart in them. They give you a glimpse into someone else's emotions and reasons for things.

      So tell your own story, direct it from the heart (and impress upon your actors that it is coming from your own emotional core), and it will invariably be successful.

      Let's make good movies!

    19. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But really, I think the biggest issue is that movies are expected to fill huge theaters in huge megaplexes.

      The average megaplex theater is smaller than older theaters.

    20. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by trifish · · Score: 1

      Yeah I really do. The songs of the 90s are obsessed with technical aspects, and melody is not important anymore. When a 90s track has a good melody, it is usually a remix of a song from the 80s, 70s or 60s. Sure, in the 80s people remixed stuff too, but that was merely peripheral. Now remixing is the mainstream thing (and has been for at least 12 years). The problem is that remixing only masks the 90s "musician's" inability to write good and original music.

    21. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by trifish · · Score: 1

      And by the way, chord progression is only a "craft" that any non-gifted amateur can learn. But to write an original melody, that's a different matter.

    22. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 2, Informative

      The writer may start off with a good script but it's soon out of their hands.

      It gets rewritten by the backers, the producers, the director, and the lead actors. All these groups will have their own writers, and will be pulling to make the version which is best for them.

    23. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just read a book about Don Simpson, producer of Top Gun. He and Bruckheimer were leafing through a glossy magazine and came across an article about jet fighter pilots. They made a movie from it.

      Now, I'm not sure how that counts as 'original writing', but the fact is that Simpson (basically the creative genius to Bruckheimer's organisational skills) made what you hold up as a good movie, from such a simple concept.

      The irony is that their blockbuster mentality was partly responsible for Hollywood's decay. But Simpson himself blames the influx of MBA's and ex-lawyers into the executive slots at the major studios, as responsible for the mess we're in now.

      So blame the pointy-heads, and respect the geniuses like Simpson who, for all their flaws, at least didn't make rehashes because of lack of ideas.

    24. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by gandy909 · · Score: 1

      Oh, pl-ease!
      "... the technical work in movies is the best it's ever been. ..." Not if you are counting that every movie since "The Matrix" HAS to have 'bullet time' and crap like that. 'Ooooo! Look, there's something shiny over here, this must me an awesome movie!' It's more like the 70's and 80's, where every 'explosion' on TV had to look like the damned 4th of July. You ever see a grenade or generic bomb explode? No such thing, but Joe Public likely believes it is that way, thanks to the losers in charge.

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    25. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

      Your response is too stupid to leave unanswered. You don't seem to understand the difference between stupid artistic decisions by a director on the one hand and bad technical work on the other. Technical work in movies IS the best its ever been. Of course, you probably don't understand that technical work means anything other than "special effects," when it really means photography, sound, editing and tons more. You're missing the whole freakin' point. Technical work can be perfect, but if artistic decisions by the director are bad, the best technical work in the world doesn't matter. The reason that movies use stupid effects such as the ones from, "The Matrix," so much have nothing to do with the people in charge of the technical end of the business. It's because directors (and sometimes producers) make stupid decisions.

      David

    26. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by jacobw · · Score: 1

      You are right, it's about the scripts. BUT, screenwriters are not the guilty ones, the producers who pick bad screenwriters are.

      I agree, but I'd expand that thought a bit. It's not just a case of picking bad screenwriters. It's a case of managing screenwriters badly. If you hire a good screenwriter, and then fire him, and then hire another good screenwriter to rewrite the first one, the result MIGHT be a good script that benefits from the strengths of both writers... but it could also be an inconsistent, contradictory mess.

      For that matter, if you have a brilliant screenwriter write a brilliant script, and then you hire a crappy director who lets the actors improvise crappy lines in place of the brilliant ones, and then edits it in a way that devoids the story of any logic, everybody who sees it is going to think, "That was a crappy script." They have no way of knowing that what was on the screen was not on the page.

      Of course, sometimes films go wrong in ways you couldn't possibly imagine. A true story, related to me by one of the screenwriters involved:

      Somebody writers a fantastic action script that attracts an A-list director and a pretty big star. It's going to be expensive to make, so several studios collaborate on the process.

      Unfortunately, during pre-production, one of the studios goes bankrupt. Only half the necessary sets have been built.

      The remaining studios have a choice. They can spend the money to build the rest of the sets--and not have anything left to make the film. Or they can shut down the production and lose all the money they've already sunk into sets, costumes, etc. OR... they can hire a writer to come up with a new script that will use the sets,costumes, etc they DO have.

      Needless to say, they choose to hire a writer to come up with a new script. This writer now has the enviable job of weaving a coherent story out of a bunch of sets and costumes, under a tight deadline. He hands in the script, the movie shoots, and... you guessed it... most of the reviews complain about the so-so script. Of course, anybody who knows about the circumstances in which the script was written knows that "so so" is a MAJOR accomplishment under the circumstances.

    27. Re:The writing is the problem, for the most part by trifish · · Score: 1

      Yes, to refine and sum it all up:

      The guilty ones are the producers, who pick (or order) bad or mediocre scripts from both good and bad writers.

  8. Sturgeon's Law by GrumpySimon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.

    I don't think movies are getting worse - they're just as crap as they always have been.

    1. Re:Sturgeon's Law by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful
      they're just as crap as they always have been.

      The older we get the more crap we have seen and the less tolerant we are of new crap. Hence the question: why is there so much crap around these days?

      Things which I thought were pretty good when I was 20 now look like crap to be 20 years later. Maybe the absolute level of crap today is the same as is was in the past.

    2. Re:Sturgeon's Law by munpfazy · · Score: 1
      Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.
            I don't think movies are getting worse - they're just as crap as they
            always have been.


      Yup. There have *always* been a lot of terrible movies out there. We just forget about them. ('cause they're forgettable.) And there are still some great movies being produced today.

      The only difference is that the rise of consolidated suburban multiplexes and the erosion of small locally owned theaters has made it rather harder to see the good ones in many places throughout the US. When every theater in town is owned by one of two huge companies and they all play the same three blockbusters on twenty screens, it's easy to imagine that those are the only films being made.
    3. Re:Sturgeon's Law by umbrellasd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The more abundant the resources, the less effective the selection process. Put another way: as the cost of production falls, volume rises, because peoples' ability to be bored remains a constant.

      Compare these extremes: Pixar Studios and youtube.com. In the former case you have a company that has staked its success on a small number of expensive to produce products and consequently the selection process is very stringent before anything reaches distribution. In the latter case, the cost of production and distribution is astonishingly low and so is volume of crap.

      Technology lowers the bar. Just like having cars leads to fatter asses on average, the diminishing cost efficiency of TV and mainstream theatre production and distribution puts the content in the middle of the quality vs. volume graph.

      So yeah, there is more crap. It's inevitable. But also, there is a higher percentage of crap because the forces that cull lower quality are also weaker.

    4. Re:Sturgeon's Law by fm6 · · Score: 1

      God, I'm so tired of "Sturgeon's Law". It's just a lame excuse for bad writing.

    5. Re:Sturgeon's Law by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      The older we get the more crap we have seen and the less tolerant we are of new crap.

      Especially since most new crap is just recycled old crap.

      It is easy to be entertained by the "new" part of "new crap" (thus the original statement that a scene of stargate was great, it was just new to him). But once it isn't new anymore, all you are left with is crap and no one wants that.

      One good source of "new" crap is foreign films. They tend to have a lot of crap in them too, but its foreign crap which is a great substitute for new crap. For example - the Ring and Ju-On movies that became hollywood remakes. The whole creepy black-haired girl genre is old old crap in Asia. But mostly unheard of in the US. So their old crap is new crap for us and can be reasonably entertaining for a while. But pretty soon it gets old over here too (see how popular the american remake of Ring 2 was - by the time there was a sequal it was already old crap which hardly anyone liked).

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    6. Re:Sturgeon's Law by jcr · · Score: 1

      It's not an excuse at all, it's an observation, and a highly accurate one at that.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:Sturgeon's Law by srmalloy · · Score: 1
      God, I'm so tired of "Sturgeon's Law". It's just a lame excuse for bad writing.

      However, it's a more succinct roll-up of the fact that if you take something that was fresh and innovative and remake it for the second, third, fourth, or fifth time, it's going to be crap unless you put a lot more work into it than was put into the original -- and slapping on a bunch of flashy special effects, which seems to be the primary characteristic of recent remakes, is not enough by itself to lift a crap remake out of being crap.

    8. Re:Sturgeon's Law by paralaxcreations · · Score: 1

      It's not a lame excuse for anything, it's an observation. 10% of what is created is better than the other 90%. You can adapt according to your threshold, for some it's 20%, for others it's 5%, but for most it's 10%. It's simply a matter of where you draw the line.

      If you don't fall into that 10% as a creator, "Well, my work just isn't good enough, I guess" isn't really a valid excuse that anyone would listen to...so yeah...I don't get where you see it as a "lame excuse"

      /tiredandgrumpy

    9. Re:Sturgeon's Law by wonkobeeblebrox · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that.

      The last movie I saw was "An Inconvienant Truth" and that was a really good movie. I'd highly recommend it to others.

      Of course, I tend to go for the factual, brainy type movies...

    10. Re:Sturgeon's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recursive Sturgeon's Law: 90% of these 'laws' (Sturgeon's, Godwin's, Moore's...) are crap.

    11. Re:Sturgeon's Law by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      In [Youtube's] case, the cost of production and distribution is astonishingly low and so is volume of crap.

      I think you meant the inverse (converse?): the cost is low thus the V.o.C. is high.

    12. Re:Sturgeon's Law by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Evilviper's Law: 90% of Sturgeon's Law citations are crap.

      If you really are stuck on Sturgeon's Law, let's just say that the top 10% used-to be far BETTER than the current top 10% (which is now 90% crap).

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    13. Re:Sturgeon's Law by CamD · · Score: 1

      I know he's a coward, but mod parent up.

    14. Re:Sturgeon's Law by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      And 90% of sturgeons are fish.

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    15. Re:Sturgeon's Law by ThePuceGuardian · · Score: 1

      Except crap. 100% of crap is crap.

    16. Re:Sturgeon's Law by massysett · · Score: 1

      The only difference is that the rise of consolidated suburban multiplexes and the erosion of small locally owned theaters has made it rather harder to see the good ones in many places throughout the US.

      Good point; good thing Netflix exists as a sort of antidote. It's easy to dig up all sorts of movies on there you could never see at the theater--even here in Washington, D.C., where there are tons of good arthouse theaters.

    17. Re:Sturgeon's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.
      Not food!
    18. Re:Sturgeon's Law by scaryjohn · · Score: 1
      So yeah, there is more crap. It's inevitable. But also, there is a higher percentage of crap because the forces that cull lower quality are also weaker.

      So now it should be, "ninety-two percent of everything is crap"

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    19. Re:Sturgeon's Law by gosand · · Score: 1
      The older we get the more crap we have seen and the less tolerant we are of new crap. Hence the question: why is there so much crap around these days?

      Things which I thought were pretty good when I was 20 now look like crap to be 20 years later. Maybe the absolute level of crap today is the same as is was in the past.


      I think this is correct. I mean, talk to some teenagers... maybe they will think Miami Vice is cool. Or American Pie 6: The Rehashening. There is nothing really new, it just seems the WAY it is redone is pretty bad. There will always be sequels and remakes, most will suck, a few will be good. I'm OK with remakes, as long as there is something genuine in them. I remember when I first heard that RESPECT, sung by Aretha Franklin, was a remake. The original has been forgotten, probably for good reason.


      I think the main culprit is in the marketing and advertising. Absolute crap is pushed as "a blockbuster hit event". There are no normal movies or TV shows anymore, EVERYTHING is a "hit" or a "television event", and is crammed down our throats before it is ever released. We are told how great it is, and we had damn well better believe it is something we can't afford to miss. It used to be, crap was crap, people kind of accepted it for what it was. Luckily, word of mouth is still pretty accurate. I rely on friends or buzz to hear about things. And even then, it doesn't always work out. But we have seen astroturfing efforts to undermine that.


      Bottom line is, until people wise up, and stop paying to see garbage like The Dukes of Hazzard, studios have no reason to change.

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    20. Re:Sturgeon's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This so-called law is illogical because it fails to take into account the fact that, for instance, an artist like Monet was capable of painting great paintings 90% of the time and a mediocre artist, like Hitler, painted rubbish 100% of the time.

    21. Re:Sturgeon's Law by fm6 · · Score: 1

      How did you get from "90% of everything is crap" to "100% of overbudgeted unoriginal Hollywood movies are crap?"?

    22. Re:Sturgeon's Law by fm6 · · Score: 1

      If it's that accurate, then there's a 90% chance that you're an asshole.

    23. Re:Sturgeon's Law by fm6 · · Score: 1

      90% of all excuses are lame.

    24. Re:Sturgeon's Law by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
      Yes. I personally find the crap on youtube.com to be pretty hilarious, so I'm not even sure I can call it crap, but I probably wouldn't pay money to watch that stuff in a theatre: well, OK--maybe that AskANinja guy.

      Thanks for the law, Sturgeon! I look forward to killing you soon!

  9. "Lately"...? by bscott · · Score: 2, Interesting

    TV is, by and large, advertiser funded. Advertisers like to aim at youthful people who are thought to be more easily influenced by their messages. Advertisers therefore gravitate towards shows aimed for the 18-34 segment. And mmost movies are aimed at younger audiences who have the spare time and money and freedom to actually go to them.

    If you find yourself saying "Gee, TV sure is bad these days" then there's a fair chance you celebrated your 35th birthday recently... TV is the same as it's always been, you've just outgrown a lot of it.

    Also see Sturgeon's law.

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    1. Re:"Lately"...? by daeg · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that many large companies are pulling back advertising to older generations. Pepsi, for instance, realizes no matter how much promotion they do, they will not convert the older generation away from "Coke". So instead, Pepsi's newer advertisements target very young demographics when individuals can learn brand loyalty. Coke will likely face the same problem as Pepsi in about 20-25 years, at least in the US.

      And back to the topic: crap is easier and cheaper to produce. The younger generations have taught Hollywood and every other organization that quantity is greater than quality.

    2. Re:"Lately"...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      naw...its just crap. I'm smack in the middle of their target group and I think its crap. It probably just means I'm a freak.

    3. Re:"Lately"...? by jeffbax · · Score: 1

      I guess I have to disagree. TV sucks way more today than ever before IMO and I'm only 20. TV would be totally irrelevant to me if not for Colbert, Jon Stuart, Battlestar, and Stargate.

    4. Re:"Lately"...? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      If you find yourself saying "Gee, TV sure is bad these days" then there's a fair chance you celebrated your 35th birthday recently...

      Gee, TV sure is bad these days.

      Oh wait, I'm firmly entrenched in that 18-34 age group. Well, I still think TV is bad these days. In fact, I pretty much only watch reruns, in the little time I actually have available for TV watching.
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    5. Re:"Lately"...? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      Those are my regulars too!

      Let me guess, you also like Futurama and perhaps Family Guy? It's interesting how people in the same intellectual groups watch the same shows...

      I'm not sure if that says something about geeks, something about those particular shows, or only something about all the OTHER shows we don't watch...

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    6. Re:"Lately"...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV is, by and large, advertiser funded. Advertisers like to aim at youthful people who are thought to be more easily influenced by their messages. Advertisers therefore gravitate towards shows aimed for the 18-34 segment. And mmost movies are aimed at younger audiences who have the spare time and money and freedom to actually go to them.

      You're right. The older people get, the more resistant they are to false advertising and scams.

      That's why you never hear of old age pensioners paying out thousands of dollars to claim "free" prizes they won in the mail.

    7. Re:"Lately"...? by jeffbax · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I love Futurama, Family Guy, and Simpsons too. I guess great minds think alike!

    8. Re:"Lately"...? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I'm right in the middle of their target age group, and I think that TV is crap. From what I have seen, the shift is starting to happen in the other direction. Young people are turning away from the TV in droves to things like video games and the internet. The young viewers that are left are also the ones most likely to get their TV fix with a DVR or by downloading the show without ads. Hence, the advertising seems to be aimed more towards the viewers TV has left, which is older people. I should also point out that the same thing seems to be happening to FM radio, except there it is a bit more obvious.

      Of course, my experience could be affected by the fact that what little TV I watch is mostly things like the Nightly News, which seems to be entirely dominated by medicine ads.

    9. Re:"Lately"...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not sure if that says something about geeks, something about those particular shows, or only something about all the OTHER shows we don't watch...

      It says something simple about human nature. Everyone feels a need to belong, to identify with a social group and to feel in some way "superior" to another social group. The power clique amongst the geek subculture has deemed those shows to be "in". It's not that your tastes are better or more "refined" than anyone else's, you simply feel that way because it helps cement your social position.

    10. Re:"Lately"...? by bscott · · Score: 1

      > I guess I have to disagree. TV sucks way more today than ever before IMO and I'm only 20.

      May I respectfully suggest, it's just barely possible you lack a sense of historical perspective here... the only TV you see from "before your time" are the shows which were popular enough to survive into syndication in the first place. TV has always sucked just about the same, at any given point in time, because it's always been created the same sorts of people aiming at the same goals.

      And it's not all bad - there've always been gems waiting to be found if you're willing to dig deep enough. It's just that the older you get, the more time you gotta spend digging...

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  10. Some Movies aren't too bad by imemyself · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think I really agree with you about the movies. Yeah, there are a lot of movies with no depth, but there have been several in the past year or so that I've really liked. (The Inside Man, Lord of War, V is for Vendetta, Syriana, and a few others IIRC). I think it might be more of you just not liking the genre's of films that are being put out (not as many sci-fi). That doesn't mean that the quality of movies is necessarily going down.

    TV generally sucks, but I don't think that's anything new. I rarely watch TV other than the news (and I get most of that off the Internet anyway), and occasionally a sitcom or two while I'm eating dinner.

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    1. Re:Some Movies aren't too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. There have been some decent movies lately (depends on how you define "lately" perhaps?)

      I just saw Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest and it was quie good. I took the kids to see Cars at the theater, they liked it too. The last Asterix & Obelix wasn't too bad. We're going to see Garfield 2 tomorrow. And if you don't follow up too much, there have been tons of very good movies released in the last few months (Ice Age 2) or even couple of years. Just because it's not new from this month doesn't mean it's not interesting or good.

      Lately, I'm getting back into older movies and series (movies like Soylent Green, animated series from the 70's and 80's, and even some "classics" like Eddie Murphy's best).

      But yes, there are some flops too (the latest superman... that sucked badly!), and like someone said, it looks like they're running out of ideas. You can only make so many action movies with car chases and lots of guns before it gets boring... But still, every once in a while you'll find a gem, with a truly good story behind it.

      TV contents though... VERY much downhill... Reality shows and stupidities catering to the lowest common denominator for maximum audience (it's all about advertizing). And so many ads... About 1/3 of airtime is ads. So we're only watching shows off specialty channels, and that's post-recording, with the PVR (skip ads). Life's too short to sit there and watch hours of stupid ads for crap I don't want nor need.

    2. Re:Some Movies aren't too bad by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think there may be some selective memory going on here too, especially when comparing to movies of the past. I mean, Casablanca was just one of about fifty movies made by one studio that year. How many people go to the effort to watch any of those other fifty movies to see if they were any good? I'm not saying they were bad, but I personally haven't seen them. It's not a good idea to compare the best of the past against today's average.

    3. Re:Some Movies aren't too bad by mikesd81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I watched V for Vendetta and for as long as the movie was I would have thought more character depth and plot would be there.....perhaps it is due to the fact I never read the comic.

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    4. Re:Some Movies aren't too bad by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree with parent. There certainly are a number of suck movies in the theaters, but then again, there always are, and thats unavoidable because a large number of people go to the movies to not think. Bright colors, shiny special effects, and shitty plots seem to have a way of drawing crowds in.

      And of course, these same suck movies are what is going to be fed to you on your video on demand and cable channels, because people want to see them.

      However, if somehow you aren't seeing good movies at all, you aren't looking hard enough. V for Vendetta was awesome. Syriana was good. Thank You for Smoking was good. A Scanner Darkly is pretty cool. Brick was great. Brokeback Mountain. Inside Man. Serenity. Narnia. This has all been in the last year or so.

      I'll admit that compared to 2004 and the first half of 2005, things are looking a little weak, but there is no certainly no drought.

    5. Re:Some Movies aren't too bad by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Get out of american tv for a while, only galactica really is worth watching, while on the other hand lately a lot of excellent tv shows come from england. Starting with the probably best sitcom ever, Coupling (not the US garbage version but the really good english one), add to that the latest Dr. Who incarnation and its follow up series, also add to that Ultraviolet, probably one of the best Vampire series ever made.

    6. Re:Some Movies aren't too bad by Willuknight · · Score: 1

      Narnia was a major let down, typical of what i call prettied up hollywood crap. Serenity was like molten gold. It makes me cry when stuff like stargate is on its 10th season (lets face it, it used to be good, now it's just boring) where as shows like Firefly only run 15 episodes.

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    7. Re:Some Movies aren't too bad by 19061969 · · Score: 1
      England? Doctor Who was made in Wales not England! ;-)

      Sorry to be a pedant, but having loved and worked over there, I know it's important to them.

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    8. Re:Some Movies aren't too bad by BlindFate · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Theres not much good TV anymore, but pretty much everyone this year has looked like total shit, except for A Scanner Darkly and I was slightly urged to see Lake House but I didnt. Last year had a few good movies, Four Brothers, Stay, A History of Violence, and King Kong wasnt too bad. Maybe the load of crap is just larger, but proportionally there's the same amount of crap in an average of crap over a few years. The bigger issue here is that The Waynes brothers need to be shot.

  11. Because of the consumers by Eric+Starnes · · Score: 1

    "People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference."

  12. Dear Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why were things always so much better in my day?

    1. Re:Dear Slashdot by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      In your day?! You think "your day" was bad? In my day, we had to walk to the movie theaters, uphill both ways, and half the time the fake butter started a fire and the show ended early. And we liked it!

    2. Re:Dear Slashdot by kk49 · · Score: 1

      Not everything was better, walking to school was worse...

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    3. Re:Dear Slashdot by rbochan · · Score: 1

      Get off my lawn!

      violently shakes cane in the air

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  13. Why are movies so bad lately? by vandelais · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Increasing seasonality.

    Summertime 'popcorn' movies are usually the least fulfilling for intellectual people.

    The best original stories are increasingly backended towards the time of year when studios and tabloids focus on awards.
    Hollywood doesn't squeeze any new decent TV out this time of year when people are taking their kids on vacation and stuff.

    In the meantime, start with the IMDB top 250 and see what you haven't.

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    1. Re:Why are movies so bad lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >In the meantime, start with the IMDB top 250 and see what you haven't.

      This is where NetFlix is great for me. I loaded my NetFlix queue with all the movie in the IMDB 250 that I have not seen. Plus TV shows I have never seen but was told are very good ("The Prisioner"). I will still see an occasional big flick like the Pirates/Dead Man's Chest, but I think I have my movie entertainment wrapped up for a long time.

  14. It's the "hacktors" by ericdano · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's the actors. You get the same bunch of losers doing all the films. Colin Farrell, Tom Cruise, Linsey Lohan, etc. It's boring to see them do film after film, especially when they can't act (Tom did, once upon a time).

    Oh, and the films. A remake of Dukes of Hazard? Miami Vice? What is next, Married with Children? A Dallas movie? T.J. Hooker? Come on guys, there are great books out there that could be made into films. How about a version of "I, Robot" that actually follows Asimov's book? The last Superman movie. Terrible. They should have waited another year or two and did the film with the cast of Smallville. I mean, seriously, Lex from Smallville vs. the latest Superman's? No comparison.

    I can see why great actors like James Spader turn to T.V. now rather than film. Unless you land a Harry Potter film, or are a voice actor in a Pixar film, or are in a Spiderman or Pirates sequel, it probably not going to do well at all.

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    1. Re:It's the "hacktors" by dev_alac · · Score: 1

      I, Robot following Asimov's book would be really dull. But you should read the Harlan Ellison script that he put together for I, Robot. It's excellent, and much better than the CGI-fest that is the Will Smith version. (not actually as bad as I was expecting, but then again, expectations were rather low) Both realized that you had to have some sort of human-interest story as the core, rather than what was in Asimov's books. Ellison focused on Calvin and drew in some elements of the early Robot-Empire-Foundation series (but totally ignored the vast majority of it) to make a much better version. It's available in bookstores from time to time.

    2. Re:It's the "hacktors" by pregister · · Score: 1
    3. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What seems to be missing are compelling dramas with great actors. It is really something to watch movies on Turner Classic Movies cable channel, and see what could be today if only Hollywood could get it togther again.

      Just in the last year I've seen some really awesome films: On The Waterfront with Marlin Brando and Eva Marie Saint; Cool Hand Luke with Paul Newman and Strother Martin; and yesterday, Cleopatra with Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. (this is really an over the top cast of thousands "spectacle" like they don't make any more).

      If your cable system has Turner Classic Movies, keep an eye on the schedule for the many gems that surface every week.

    4. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get the same bunch of losers doing all the films. Colin Farrell, Tom Cruise, Linsey Lohan,

      You gotta admit, Lindsey Lohan has got great tits.

      The best thing about Colin Farrell is his attitude. He's a drunken Irishman having a great time who can't believe that Hollywood is paying him to do something he'd do for free.

      The last Superman movie. Terrible.

      And yet sheeple like you still go to the movies. Don't like the current crop? Don't go, and stop whining. Go see some live theater (musicals don't count) instead.

    5. Re:It's the "hacktors" by trawg · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can blame the actors or the films. I blame the people that keep going out and seeing these movies. I've seen maybe three movies I've really enjoyed in the last two years, and have made the conscious choice to just STOP GIVING THESE JERKS MY MONEY. I've switched almost entirely to TV series (mostly HBO stuff) which I'm finding I enjoy way, way more.

      I think it's simple - if people stop shelling out $15 a head to go see the latest remake of a 70s TV series, or the next cash-in sequel, studios might be a little more willing to stop handing us the same old crap.

    6. Re:It's the "hacktors" by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Harlan kicks ass.

      I really enjoyed all the Star Wars stuff he wrote.

    7. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha you said sheeple. It makes me happy when people just outright brand themselves as assholes, the way you did there. Saves so much trouble trying to be selective about who I pay attention to.

    8. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      It's the actors. You get the same bunch of losers doing all the films. Colin Farrell, Tom Cruise, Linsey Lohan, etc. It's boring to see them do film after film, especially when they can't act (Tom did, once upon a time).

      I've met sadly too many people (and most of this group seems to be women) whose main concern about whether to see a movie is "who's in it?" The idea of a movie as an artform to tell a story is utterly alien to them.

      How many times have you heard someone make fun a movie because it stars "a bunch of nobodies?" Our dippy culture is mired in celebrity worship, and it ain't gettin' any better.

    9. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You gotta admit, Lindsey Lohan has got great tits.
      That's the only reason I like her movies.

      *cough*
    10. Re:It's the "hacktors" by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I've met sadly too many people (and most of this group seems to be women) whose main concern about whether to see a movie is "who's in it?" The idea of a movie as an artform to tell a story is utterly alien to them.

      Instead of insulting them, you ever think about why they do this? Could it be, perhaps, that actors tend to take roles on similar sorts of movies? Have a look at Julia Roberts back catalogue and see if you can find any similarity between her movies. If you like one of hers, chances are you'll like the others. Ditto for people like Robin Williams (his comedies anyway), or Adam Sandler. These are actors who put a lot of themselves into their characters; if you like Adam Sandler's brand of comedy, chances are you'll like any movie he's in. If you liked Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, you'll probably like My Best Friend's Wedding. If Vin Diesel's in a movie, it's likely to be action, so if you like action movies, it's probably a good bet.

      Then too, big names attached to a movie means they think there's a chance it'll be a success. If a movie has no big names, there's always the possibility it means none of Hollywood's darlings want their names attached to a steaming pile of crap. Definately not always the case, but it is sometimes.

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    11. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      I've met sadly too many people (and most of this group seems to be women) whose main concern about whether to see a movie is "who's in it?" The idea of a movie as an artform to tell a story is utterly alien to them


      Devil's Advocate: If seeing the faces of people they like and are familiar with is what is important to them, then who are we to say they made a poor choice? Either they enjoy their movie-going experience, or they don't -- if they do, then good for them; if they don't, then they'll stop going.


      You could argue that their, erm, 'different' criteria for movie selection is bad for us because it pushes the movies we would like to see out of the theaters... but it's the 21st century, there's Internet video, Netflix, video stores.... lots of ways for you to see any movie created, and most of them cheaper than going to the theater anyway. So perhaps the culture-drones are really doing us a favor ;^)

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    12. Re:It's the "hacktors" by dbIII · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of good actors out there but the bad ones can have the right connections or limited ones can be cast in roles beyond their ability. Keanu is great in every movie where he gets to say "Whoa!" - but in "Much ado about nothing" he was shown up as being unable to do the role while surrounded by a lot of talented people that pulled off the characters perfectly. Tom Cruise was perfect as the confused doctor in "Eye Wide Shut" even if in many other films you wonder why they bothered to have him turn up on the set unless it is some weird COS connection. Since this is slashdot I'll bring up the first Trek remake series - Patrick Stewart and Colm Meaney really showed what the depth of experience could do with often poor scripts, and of course most of the rest of the cast improved over time. I suppose the big screen factor means people have been chosen by their face for most US films instead of ability - with a full screen shot of someones face on a big screen they'll pick someone pretty instead of someone that has spent ten years on the stage.

    13. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Memnos · · Score: 1

      I think Spader likes the idea of acting across the inadvertent "wiseman" (albeit with "mad cow" disease) played by Shatner. The writing is pretty good on that show to let Capt. Kirk, however unintentially, be pithy.

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    14. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Bloodwine77 · · Score: 1

      A good actor can play a wide array of roles, not just play themselves. An example of an actor who can play a wide array of movies is Kurt Russell. He's covered the spectrum from uptight serious-man to goofy-ass Captian Ron. I'm tired of the current crop of actors who just play themselves in every role. An actor is supposed to play a character, not themselves.

    15. Re:It's the "hacktors" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      There's just too little correlation between "Big Name Actor" and movie quality for it to be a valid metric.

    16. Re:It's the "hacktors" by vandelais · · Score: 1

      Women (men too) ask 'Who's in it?" for the reverse reason. They have their guard up.

      Associate/Friend?: "There's this movie trailer I saw the other day for movie "x" that really looked great."
      You: "Oh, really? Who's in it?"
      Associate/Friend?: "Adam Sandler..."
      You: "You have been demoted to Acquaintance."
      Acquaintance: "What?"

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    17. Re:It's the "hacktors" by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "Both realized that you had to have some sort of human-interest story as the core,"

      The difference between the Ellison screen play and the actual I, Robot movie is that the Ellison screen play stayed with the basic subject of the book. Yes, he added the whole idea of a journalist looking for Susan Calvin. However, that did not detract from Asimov's themes; it just tied them together. This allowed Ellison to relatively faithfully include the short stories from the book. Did he cut stuff? Sure. Did he add stuff? Sure. However, overall, the screenplay was consistent with what Asimov actually wrote.

      While as a movie, I don't think that the I, Robot movie was that bad, it was horrible in its relation to Asimov's work, much like Starship Troopers and the Earthsea mini-series. Some issues:

      1. The Will Smith character had more in common with Lije Bailey than anyone from the I, Robot stories. Why not do a Lije Bailey story instead?

      2. The revolt of the robots? Where is that in Asimov's work?

      3. A robot that successfully chose between saving two humans? In Asimov's work, the robot's "brain" would have fried. Particularly with a human ordering it to pick the other human. The depiction of a robot as a heartless calculator is the opposite of what Asimov actually wrote (although having the human character think of a robot that way is absolutely consistent).

      4. Bridget Moynahan as Susan Calvin? Gratuitous shower scene stolen from Ellison's screenplay (which had a separate character for just that purpose).

      5. The zeroeth law was moved from much later (robots had already been banned from Earth).

      6. Hate of prosthetics? Powerful idea. Unrelated though.

      Despite so many ideas in Asimov's work, the movie had to create new ideas? Why call it I, Robot? Why not call it the Laws of Robotics or simply Robot? The movie had much the same relationship to Asimov's work that Total Recall had to "We'll Remember for You Wholesale." Why not make their own title with a simple nod to the master?

      By contrast, Ellison did not add ideas. He added glue and connectors. He took a loosely related anthology and linked the pieces together. He needed romance for Hollywood, so he added characters to provide it without interfering with what he took from Asimov's work. Ellison's interpretation was a triumph of adapting from book to script.

      The actual movie simply demonstrated how Hollywood doesn't get it. It failed to capture any of the logic or emotion of Asimov's original work. It had a few incidences of almost accidental congruence (the Three Laws) but reinterpreted them in its own fashion. It's sort of like someone read the cliff notes of Asimov's body of work and then wrote a script about the ones that they found interesting, adding their own twists.

    18. Re:It's the "hacktors" by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      And again, the problem of taste.

      I loved the Superman movie, especially Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor. Too often he plays the psychotic with a heart of gold, it was fun to see him play the psychotic evil man, for once.

      Anyway, scroll up a bit and read about Sturgeon's Law. Movies are no worse than they've ever been.

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    19. Re:It's the "hacktors" by misleb · · Score: 1
      It's the actors. You get the same bunch of losers doing all the films. Colin Farrell, Tom Cruise, Linsey Lohan, etc. It's boring to see them do film after film, especially when they can't act (Tom did, once upon a time).


      If you think these people can't act, you apparently haven't seen bad acting before. Go rent any number of "B" movies. There's some really bad acting out there and it usually doesn't come from the big names (for the most part. celebs such as Paris Hilton being a notable exception). Now, I'm not going to defend the practice of reusing the same celebs over and over again, but I don't see how you can claim that they can't act. Most big names out there today have at least one good movie under their belt showcasing what they are capable with competent directing, writing, casting, etc.

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  15. Stargate: Atlantis? by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

    Trust me, after the third or fourth emotional/dramatic speech from Dr. Weir, you will be taking back those words.

    1. Re:Stargate: Atlantis? by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Yeah. She needs to be "Wraithed". The show is still finding it's footing. Maybe the third season will make things right.

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    2. Re:Stargate: Atlantis? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Really? Weir is your pet peeve? She's a bit breathy, but at least she's not quite as constantly pointlessly melodramatic as Tayla. She bothers you more than the fact that all primitive characters in the Stargate universe talk like Data, but with way less personality?

    3. Re:Stargate: Atlantis? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      but at least she's not quite as constantly pointlessly melodramatic as Tayla

      Tayla is eye candy. Wonderful, muscular, ever-so-yummy eye candy. Most straight males could give a rat's ass how well she acts so long as we get to see that fine, fine body in a variety of tight outfits. And good Christ! Is she ever so sweet to look at!

      Besides, I think she's a decent actress. She does fairly well, given the utter shit she has to vomit up on-screen. The writers have really managed to fuck up just about every line they've given her, and there isn't much any actor can do about that. The only characters they seem to get it right for more often than not are Rodney and McCain, while everyone else is left to hang in the wind with horrid dialogue.

      Max

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  16. Because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood has yet to come up with a film including hot grits + Natalie Portman.

  17. If there's one good thing to come from it... by rinkjustice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it's that there's been greater public attention to documentaries (and hopefully more docs will be funded in the future). For example, I wonder if An Inconvenient Truth would be receiving so much attention if it wasn't for such a dearth of quality Hollywood movies.

    That being said, have you been outside lately?!

    1. Re:If there's one good thing to come from it... by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      it's that there's been greater public attention to documentaries (and hopefully more docs will be funded in the future). For example, I wonder if An Inconvenient Truth would be receiving so much attention if it wasn't for such a dearth of quality Hollywood movies.

      Thankfully, An Inconvient Truth is competing with the rest of the fiction from Hollyweird and it has crappy special effects. Roger and Me was better propaganda. If AlGore wants to clean up the planet, he is welcome to start with the junk and weeds in my backyard. No NIMBY types here! :-)

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  18. Default /. solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a Mac

  19. Problem soon to be remedied... by kawika · · Score: 4, Funny

    Solution: Snakes on a Plane!

    1. Re:Problem soon to be remedied... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but some camp is good...I for one love good B-movies

    2. Re:Problem soon to be remedied... by Memnos · · Score: 1

      Followed by the revenge sequel -- A Plane on Snakes.

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    3. Re:Problem soon to be remedied... by nanoakron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now Ninjas on a Plane...that I'd see!

    4. Re:Problem soon to be remedied... by ejp1082 · · Score: 1

      You say this like you expect Snaked on a Plane to be bad. There's something to be said for a quality B-movie that doesn't try to be anything but. It's one of the very few movies I'm gonna haul myself out to the theater to see this year.

      In any case, what you say isn't exactly true. Superman *cost* $200 million to make, and who knows how much more in marketing. It went on to essentially flop. And while it probably won't lose money by the time they're done with DVD sales and all that, it's still a pretty lousy ROI on $200 million.

      Compare that to a niche movie that can be made for under a million and can gross $20 million at the box office based almost entirely on word-of-mouth marketing. Something like Snakes on a Plane or Clerks II.

      I think George Lucas was right a couple of months ago when he predicted the end of the blockbuster.

  20. 250 films to keep you satisfied by juventasone · · Score: 1

    I've felt this way a bit myself lately, so I started picking films from the IMDB's Top 250. I'm sure you've seen many of them, as had I, but no doubt there are as many, or more, that you haven't. I've yet to find one that was anything short of outstanding.

    1. Re:250 films to keep you satisfied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all subjective ... I and many others think the Godfather was a terrible movie.

  21. Try harder. by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 1

    Maybe you're just missing them?

    There's a lot of good material out there if you're willing to look for it. Since you mentioned shows, let's use TV as an example. It's easy to stumble upon shows like According to Jim, Hope and Faith, The King of Queens, or Joey (which has been cancelled, thank god) and assume that the sitcom has been left to die a slow and painful death.

    If you stop looking there, though, then you miss some of the gems that are out there. Arrested Development never seemed to get the push from Fox that other, lesser shows get even before they win the network multiple Emmys. The Office, up until Steve Carell hit it big with The 40 Year Old Virgin, was mostly ignored. Scrubs, which has been getting critical raves and the occasional award nomination for years, isn't even on the fall schedule.

    Anyway, the point I was trying to make with the genre of TV sitcom? You might not be hearing about the best material out there because it's not being pushed because of a lack of sex jokes, explosions, or star power.

    There are smart, well-written TV shows and movies out there. You're either not looking for them or looking in the wrong places.

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    1. Re:Try harder. by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      The Office was a crap version of a much better british show.

    2. Re:Try harder. by Basehart · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ.

      I watched a few episodes of the US version of The Office, and although it did indeed pale in comparison to the original version (primarily because whatshiname with the french last name wasn't in it) it was actually pretty good.

    3. Re:Try harder. by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      The (US) Office is a case in point, of one of the problems with film and TV at the moment, just look at the many posts above. Pointless remakes, there was no need to remake the office in America but they did anyway. Ricky Gervais's office had been popular in the US, so people obviously got enough of the humour. The only reason to remake it was to pander to those who just wouldn't watch a British show, no matter what. I don't know how large a demographic that consists of, but whenever you remake without a reinterpretation then you are going to get a poorer version of the original. The music industry is rife with this and it shows.
      How long before another scene-for-scene remake of Psyco?

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    4. Re:Try harder. by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      The Office relies so heavily on subtle cultural details that a US "translation" makes sense. Specifically, there are lots of things that might be considered embarrassing to a British person that are unremarkable to an American; since a great deal of the show's humor revolves around inappropriate remarks and behavior, Americans were likely not getting the full effect of the original.

      Have you actually watched the US Office, or are you having a (perfectly understandable) knee-jerk reaction to the rampant copycat epidemic in TV and film? I think it's one of the best TV shows I've ever seen. Also, Jenna Fischer.

    5. Re:Try harder. by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      I must admit I haven't seen it (I am in the UK & dont know if it has been aired here), and it may well be good. But it wasn't ever going to be better than the original. If it was well made and from what you say actually worth making, then it is the exception.
      But I am not sure that the original Office doesn't translate, our shared history of sharing programs across the Atlantic (from & to the US), makes me think that both our TV has (outside of politics) relatively the same level of decency. Monty Python showed that even something so British and 'out there' could migrate easily, if it wasn't touched.
      I understand that some references may not be understood (do Americans know who Morcambe and Wise were?) but they dont spoil the show, in the same way that the US-centric references dont spoil The Simpsons for us Brits.

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    6. Re:Try harder. by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      It's not so much specific references as the general shared cultural understanding of what is and isn't appropriate workplace behavior. Comedy that relies on specific references tends to be pretty weak, or at least ages poorly. It seems to me that the comedies that successfully cross the Atlantic untranslated are the more absurd ones -- Monty Python, Red Dwarf, HHGTTG. I don't know exactly who the bellowing beachgoer with a napkin tied square on his head is supposed to be, but I don't have to in order to find him funny. It might well be even funnier if I recognized him as "ah yes, that's the stereotypical bricklayer from Leeds on holiday" or whatever, but his behavior is ridiculous enough to be funny without knowing that.

      No one in The Office acts that bizarrely, however. The humor is based on a plausibly realistic overstepping of social norms, which differ enough between y'all and us that it changes what constitutes "plausible," "realistic," and "overstepping." I'm told you're expected to wear pants, for instance, while here Speedos or opaque briefs tend to be contractually sufficient.

  22. Shit is cheap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Usually. An obvious exception being the Matrix. But anyway much of the shit out there is dirt cheap to make, therefore highly profitable. Why spend zillions when you can spend next to nothing knowing that the same old hordes of morons will watch anyway?

  23. One cure is getting the by alfredo · · Score: 1

    Independent Film Channel (IFC) and the Sundance Channel.

    You will see movies that put the story first. The big studios are too cautious, too conservative, too often. Ever wonder what happened to Henry Rollins? He's on IFC.

    Oh yeah, greg the bunny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_the_bunny

    The sundance has some ass kicking movies too. google the sundance channel and look at the schedule.

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    1. Re:One cure is getting the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      independent movies have the same concentration/ratio of cliches and stale ideas -- just DIFFERENT cliches and stale ideas than seen in mainstream film

    2. Re:One cure is getting the by alfredo · · Score: 1

      You're jaded

      Every story is a retelling of an older story. Look at "Being There." One of my all time favorites. All it is is a remake of "Tartuffe The Imposter." Sometimes it is how you tell the story. They told it well.

      Not sure where "Porky's Revenge" came from, not sure I want to go there.

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    3. Re:One cure is getting the by alfredo · · Score: 1

      Still it isn't as mindless as the usual tripe that you see at the multiplex.

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  24. Bad? by sielwolf · · Score: 1

    Well ask a subjective question, get a subjective answer. You could say that the state of the movie is as good as its ever been and there's nothing quantitative we could say about it. I wouldn't usually consider my On Demand to be a good cross-section of movies. Most are just the biggest sellers that they can get and classics that haven't either been earmarked by networks or other cable stations (say if TNT decided to get exclusive rights to Shawshank you might not see it on your On Demand). But then it all really comes down to what you get out of movies. Pirates of the Carribean 2 was good, so was Clerks 2. There have already been some stellar movies this year (The Proposition, Wassup Rockers, A Scanner Darkly)... but then there's nothing to support that other than my own opinion. In the same way that I find Stargate Atlantis to be a second run of SG-1 which has gone on for about two or three seasons too long. But that's what floats your boat.

    If anything I'd suggest getting away from your television and out into a non-megaplex theater (or at least get Netflix). Most stuff won't make it on there anyway and you won't find anything new just leafing through the few things Sci-Fi and Comcast push to you. You sound bored with the same-ol-same-old. There's only one way to fix that and it is to get out of the rut.

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  25. The real answer is Nostalgia by MuNansen · · Score: 1

    Things were always better in the past. One things about the year that Godfather came out and suddenly all the movies that came out in '77 (or whatever year) were awesome. Plus as we improve at filmmaking, the audience's standards increase. A lot more shit used to get past in..the past...without anyone noticing.

  26. Re:Couldn't Agree More by shidarin'ou · · Score: 1

    I borrowed DVD sets for all of the SG1 seasons- it's decline in quality was a very, very smooth curve. I tried watching a bit of Stargate Atlantis but it was worse than SG1 Season 9.

  27. When were (most) movies good? by apflwr3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When do you think movies were good? The 90's? The 80's? Look at the top ten list from just about any week from any year. There'll be one classic, maybe two, and one movie that's so bad it's good, and the rest is mediocre and forgettable. Most mainstream movies have always been aimed at the lowest common demoninator and if you think movies from the past were better you're just applying selective memory. Yes, there were times (e.g. in the 70's) when the bar was raised a little higher, but even then most movies were still dreck.

    That said, there are great independant movies being made every day and even an occasional a big-budget flick that gets everything right. Some of it's foreign, some of them are documentaries, most will require a little more effort to locate (like browsing new areas of Netflix. It's not like the great movies from the past have disappeared, either-- if you can't find anything new to watch, why not try a classic you've never seen?

    By the way, there's one more factor to take into account-- maybe you're just getting old. Look at some movies you used to think were great 10 or 20 years ago (I have no idea how old you are...) and see if they're as good as you remember.

    1. Re:When were (most) movies good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, there were times (e.g. in the 70's) when the bar was raised a little higher, but even then most movies were still dreck.

      Huh. Another poster compiled a list of the Top 250 movies by decade (from the imdb). The 70's had the fewest "good" movies since the 40's. I wonder if the 70's were your own movie-going prime and you're also applying a bit of selective memory.

      1920s 5
      1930s 15
      1940s 23
      1950s 39
      1960s 31
      1970s 25
      1980s 29
      1990s 41
      2000s 41

    2. Re:When were (most) movies good? by abstrak_tokatl · · Score: 1

      "why not try a classic you've never seen?" that's what i tend to do. There are so many out there and sooo hard to find sometimes. The nearest "independant" theatre/video store for me is a good ten mile walk (i live in L.A. it's hard to find one of those near Downtown). I grew up on the "Classics" and "low budget" movies so 10 - 20 years ago i was watching hitchcock, Welles, etc. And i would say big budget movies "now a days" are just rehashes of independant films made 10 - 40 years ago. Which is why they suck so much. So i can't wait for the JMS films to come out.

    3. Re:When were (most) movies good? by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      "When do you think movies were good? The 90's? The 80's? Look at the top ten list from just about any week from any year."

      Good? Never. I know that's what the original article said but I would rather use the term "not suck". For that I would say the mid to early 90's back through the 80's (I can't speak before then as I was too young to be much of a movie go-er and now only watch the quality stuff that lasted or really campy cult movies). At least once a month there was something worth getting out to see, usually twice. I may forget it two weeks later, but I was still entertained and didn't feel ripped off. And if you liked Indie films even more often

      Now, not nearly so common. Indie films have been pretty constant - no real degredation there. But mainstream films have slid a great deal. The quality of the median is MUCH lower now (however, a good movies are still just as good and being made). That's why I think the Great Quest for Constant Profit is the root cause - Indies typically can not operate in that mode, they have to stay creative. This differs from simply wanting and trying for profits in that they try to come up with a formula for a profitable film and produce mostly that. Creative works are a gamble, they tend to really bust or really make money. Most of the currect crap is garunteed to make some return on the investment, currently studios only want this type of movie.

      Same thing in music. Video games are rapidly moving towards that too. Personally I think it will cycle around again to make decent movies again - it's like the chinese resturaunt down the street from me that cooks with high quality food until thier customer base grows large, then cheap until it drops to maximise profits (I know for a fact they do this, one of my better friends in high school is thier son). I don't think they are conciously doing this, I just think the market will push it in that direction.

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    4. Re:When were (most) movies good? by UltraAyla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wholeheartedly agree - especially with the selective memory and the age. I think much of this is the "when I was your age, things were better" syndrome. Everything starts to seem worth less in comparison to idealized memories of things you love, and when you add inflation on top of it, people who are accustomed to movies costing a dollar think that 10 is outrageous. I'm still young by most anyone's standards, and I think 10 is outrageous. But ask a 12 or 13 year old who is just starting to go see movies, and they'll just assume that's what a movie is worth, and then they'll think that 20 dollars is astronomical in another decade. Also, I think that summer isn't the best time to be analyzing movie quality. All the big budget movies come out right before the academy awards these days (sadly) and summer movies tend to be explosions strung together for an hour and a half or so in order to draw throngs of teenagers and middle aged men - which isn't to say they aren't fun, but that I'm not gonna pay 10 bucks to see it (proving my earlier point, I guess).

      maybe movies really are declining in quality, but it's so hard to tell from our biased frame of reference, that I just assume our standards are warped by the first "good" things we see.

  28. movies have always sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    there's always been shitty movies, and moviemaking has ALWAYS been an explicitly for-profit venture. hence the beginnings of hollywood, which was little more than a way to avoid licensing technology developed by Thomas Edision by virtue of being out of his reach.

    the reason older movies seem so great, and new movies seem so the suck, is because you're only remembering the Metropolises, the Battleship Potemkins, the Citizen Kanes, the 8 1/2s, the Mon Oncles, the Dr. Strangeloves, the 2001s, the Apocalypse Nows, and so on. you're talking about over a HUNDRED years of filmmaking, and gotta tell you, they certainly wasn't ALL winners. Plenty of chaff in there to pad down the wheat. And seriously, in about 20 years there will definitely be a handful of films that absolutely stand up as classics of the early 21st century.

    can't say much about stargate or whatever the fuck, cause that shit's retarded.

  29. money doesn't require it by eliot1785 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Movie productions are actually investor-led enterprises, despite the fact that they are also an art form. While there are a lot of movies whose directors and actors really care about communicating an important vision or message, there are also a lot of movies that are designed solely to appeal to as many people as possible. They fill the movie with cliches and implications designed to please as many people as possible, but in appealing to everybody enough to get them to see the movie, they appeal to very few people enough to get them to actually like it.

    Superman Returns is a case in point. Did you notice how that was simultaneously marketed to evangelicals with "Superman as Jesus figure" and gays with that article "Is Superman Gay?" and liberals with Lex Luthor's "bring it on" statement in the trailers? In reality the movie was none of these things, they just wanted to intrigue as many people as possible to bring them to the theaters.

    Bottom line: For people trying to make the "summer blockbuster," it doesn't matter if the movie is good, as long as it sells. You make more money increasing expectations than delivering on those expectations.

    This is why niche and indie movies are often better, because the primary goal of the writers, directors and actors is to present their vision. Now, I actually like a fair number of mainstream movies, but certainly not most of them.

    1. Re:money doesn't require it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While there is unquestionably investor input, it apparently stops somewhere -- the article the other day about Hollywood turning its combined wrath against CleanFlicks shows that someone with decision power would rather lose money than allow people to conveniently see movies the way they want to. If directors are so obsessed with making sure their audiences see every bit of sleaze and hear every whit of profanity, how is it that they're willing to participate in the production of really, really, really bad movies, ones that a moderately-sophisticated 14-year-old can tell are ridiculously terrible? It boggles the mind.

  30. Simple Answer... by BTWR · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Q: Why are movies so bad lately?

    A: Because it's a tired, cliched question/statement.


    This year, like every year, has had some great movies and some bad ones. In the past year, we've had Superman Returns, Pirates of the Carribean 2, United 93, Munich, Millions, Crash, Capote, Match Point, Hustle & Flow, Batman Begins, Sin City, Walk the Line, Murderball, The Constant Gardener, A History of Violence, March of the Penguins, Wallace & Grommit...

    And that's just to name a few. Is this any better than other year? No, not really. It's just that every year, there's always a lot more trashy art than good art. Any nostalgia for "back then" being better than now is just smoke and mirrors. For every Schindler's List, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Godfather Part II, you got Police Academy 6, Halloween 3, and Monster a Go-Go in those years (or shortly around it, that was just off the top of my head).

    I'm sick of all these "movies/books/music/crime rates/teenagers were all better back then" arguments. Baloney. We only remember the best, and today, when every friday we get 3 new mediocre movies and every few weeks a decent one, we forget that there were also new movies every week in the 90s and 80s, and countless 8-track trash music from the 70s, and romance novels have been around since the 40s.

    1. Re:Simple Answer... by imperious_rex · · Score: 1, Informative

      *Very* good point. About 10 years or so ago, I came across an issue of Entertainment magazine and in it they listed the top 10 movies for some week in 1972. I only recognized *one* movie title in that list. That pretty much confirms your point (and Sturgeon's Law). The vast majority of entertainment is junk and only the test of time and/or the strength of collective memory prevents an entertainment product (movie, novel, song, game, etc) from sliding into total obscurity after a few years have passed.

    2. Re:Simple Answer... by alphaseven · · Score: 1
      This year, like every year, has had some great movies and some bad ones. In the past year, we've had Superman Returns, Pirates of the Carribean 2, United 93, Munich, Millions, Crash, Capote, Match Point, Hustle & Flow, Batman Begins, Sin City, Walk the Line, Murderball, The Constant Gardener, A History of Violence, March of the Penguins, Wallace & Grommit...

      Agree with you almost %100 (I thought Superman Returns was so-so) but last year and this year there have been some other great films like Squid and the Whale, Grizzly Man, Nobody Knows, Lady Vengence, my favourite film of last year A Bittersweet Life, and some really good martial arts films in District 13 and SPL. And there are still a lot films that I haven't had time to get around to yet like Cache, V for Vendetta, Scanner Darkly... I'd say there are too many good films out there.

    3. Re:Simple Answer... by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      ... and only the test of time and/or the strength of collective memory prevents an entertainment product from sliding into total obscurity after a few years have passed.

      You forgot: endless TV rerun season. For some reason, picking the good films from the bad is an impossible task, for anyone who was ever employed by a television station.

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    4. Re:Simple Answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of those I've seen:

      Superman Returns - deriviative bilionth generation wtf?
      Pirates of the Carribean 2 - loud, aimless 1/2 movie
      Munich - literally laughed aloud at the pretentions (the visions..the visions!). time will bury this one fast
      Batman Begins - see Superman above
      Sin City - stylish, bloody circle jerk.
      A History of Violence - meh, the most unconvincing screen family since The Bundys intercut with well shot violence. bullet porn

      Reading your list I was sure they weren't meant as bad examples. The problem with the (American!) film industry is people accept that such low standards of quailty. Every movie you listed it the product of market research, test showings and committee think. All intellectually and emotionally safe as milk, not a risk in the bunch.

    5. Re:Simple Answer... by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      For some reason, picking the good films from the bad is an impossible task, for anyone who was ever employed by a television station.


      Au contraire, it's a very possible task. But they deliberately pick the bad ones, because those are a lot cheaper to license for broadcast.

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    6. Re:Simple Answer... by wfberg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Two words; "package deals".

      TV stations routinely get offered deals that include a few blockbuster hits, or really good movies, and 10 pieces of indefensible filler. Sometimes, the contract even spells out that the crappy movies MUST be aired. This is why TV stations will sometimes have 'specials' focussing on a particular actor (or e.g. the entire Police Academy serieS); they had to buy all his movies, just to show the good ones. This is also why you can sometimes see feature films programmed in the middle of the night. No one will watch them, but they're aired, so the requirements of the package deal are fulfilled. The TV stations get 12 movies for the price of 3, the studios get royalties on their back-catalogue (and can claim million dollar losses if you download one of those long forgotten movies), and everybody's a winner - except if you happen to be awake in the middle of the night and flipping over to a channel showing Police Academy 6..

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    7. Re:Simple Answer... by BTWR · · Score: 1
      Are you trying to be insightful here? You're saying Munich and History of Violence were the products of "market research?" Um... first off, History was basically an independent film, and isn't exactly audience-friendly (I don't think it was a flop, but I doubt anyone is retiring off those royalties). And Munich... it was designed as a money-loser from the start. Spielberg himself said on 60 minutes that "It'll maybe break even in 5 or 6 years." It was NEVER designed for "market research" purposes. Like it or don't, that's your choice, but it was NOT made to make money. It was made because Spielberg can do what he wants, he's earned that clout (deservedly, in my opinion).

      And Saying that 3 major blockbusters (Superman, Batman, and Pirates of the Carribean, each billion-dollar franchises) are somehow the product of "market research?" Um... wow. That's insightful. So, it took a poll of viewers to tell a studio that a billion dollars is still a billion dollars. That's like deciding whether or not to release Spiderman 3 solely based on test audiences. Some movies are simply guarenteed to make hundreds of millions worldwide. It's a no-brainer. Market research isn't needed.

    8. Re:Simple Answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Are you trying to be insightful here?"

      No, just honest. Calling a film by a long time Hollywood fixture like Cronenberg an indie is disengenuous at best. The worldwide take after 6 months is $60 million. It's 'audience friendly' enough. Munich sits at $130 mill. As for Spielberg, Munich was a paen to moral cowardice. 'Palestinians have human traits, even Isreal assassins get the blues' - this is great film making? The director created a more cohesive world and more firmly established character in the opening credits of 'Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift' than Spielberg accomplished by the two hour mark. Slick yes, great film making, not even close.

      "And Saying that 3 major blockbusters (Superman, Batman, and Pirates of the Carribean, each billion-dollar franchises)..."

      Now I see the source of disagreement, we're applying different metrics for good movies. impersious_rex two posts above (http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=192578&ci d=15809166) well explains the weakness of the one you're using.

  31. Old Movies != Better by chrisb33 · · Score: 1

    It's not fair to compare each movie that comes out to the "classic" movies - there are thousands of terrible old movies, they just don't get remembered. I think that there are still some excellent movies and shows being produced (United 93, 24, etc.) - these are the ones that people will remember. Good movies have always been surrounded by their era's versions of "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties."

  32. The remakes I can understand by bersl2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For as long as people have told stories, storytellers have had the tendency to put their own touch on the stories they received from those before them. I see the rash of remakes as a manifestation of this, as reinterpretations.

    Now, the suckage is a completely different matter.

  33. The Flip Side by GoddessofCaffiene · · Score: 1

    Right. Eric Starnes quoted The American President. Unless I'm wrong, which I know I'm not. Good movie. Anywho, movies in general don't suck. They're a reprieve from the demands of daily life and allow us to do something we as a society, nay, as a human race have done since the beginning of time, which is to listen to a story. I suppose it matters if the stories sucks or not, but at the same time, that's completely on the listener. If you don't like the story then leave, or tell your own if you think you can do better. Personally I love the movies, even if I'm just watching Clerks for the thousandth time, or a movie in theater with friends. As for TV, well, that's why they call it the boob tube. And hey, not to be contrite, but if you don't like movies, why not read a book?

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  34. It's a trick of perception. by NereusRen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Have you ever heard someone say the following: "Look at this really old [thing]! It's still in great condition, whereas my new [thing] broke already! They sure don't make things like they used to..."

    When you look at all the old things you have that have lasted 30 years and work great, compared to the things that break easily, you're comparing the worksmanship of the set {things that were built 30+ years ago and are still working} to {things that were built a few years ago}... of course all the older things you see around you are better-made, even if the worksmanship standards haven't actually changed over the years, because of the natural filter that they're still working, or else they wouldn't be around for you to compare.

    Similarly, the set {movies I remember from more than a few years ago} will clearly be better than {movies from this year}, simply by virtue of the fact that you remember the better ones and forget the worse. Comparing today's Hollywood crap to yesterday's cream of the crop is unintentional, but it's exactly what's going on everytime someone rehashes this "story" every few months.

    1. Re:It's a trick of perception. by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on the construction as well.

      For instance, in Russia my grandma had a really ancient iron (tool for ironing clothes I mean) that was essentially a chunk of metal that was hollow on the inside, and you were supposed to put coal in there to keep it hot. While not nearly as nice as the current stuff, I bet that thing could survive for a couple centuries without problems. Current ones are much nicer, but made with plastic and electronics that are much more likely to fail.

      Or take the IBM Model M keyboard, of which the originals from the 1980s still survive. It's got steel in it, unlike any modern keyboard, and you could easily kill somebody with it if used as a weapon. It's a pretty loud one too. But these days, try to find a keyboard like that.

      While in part I agree with that you're saying, you also have to take into account that we've moved from tools that were so simple and solid in construction that there was nothing that could break to the modern versions that are much fancier, but full of brittle plastic and components that wear out easily.

      For instance, there's no reason why a solid CD drive that would last for 20 years couldn't be made. But it's a lot easier to make it using unreliable components, so that it breaks and you need a new one. My previous CD drive failed when the piece that held the CD on the top got unglued (there's no technical reason why it had to be glued!), and the CD hit against the internals of the drive and got smashed into dust.

    2. Re:It's a trick of perception. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with your point in regards to movies it's simply not true about cretin other things, such as hand tools. Take for example the modest post holer(the thing you use to dig post holes) On the one had I have recently acquired one about a hundred years old. It works beautifully, is incredibly ergonomic, and to top it all off is easily repaired. Now take the modern post holer. They work poorly, are hell on the lower back, break every few years, and more or less can't be repaired. The only way you can get a truly great post holer these days is the same way I did, get lucky enough to find an old one at an auction or antique shop. Even if you were willing to settle for a decent post holer(rather than a great one) there is no amount of money you can pay to get one new. They simply aren't on the market.

      Of corse now we have machines to do this for us, so it's moot provided you have a few hundred to dump on renting the proper equipment and are working in an area with road access.

  35. Re:Couldn't Agree More by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    I don't know what season they're on now (24-ish?), but SG1 sucked hugely for the last couple of Richard Dean Anderson years, and they stumble every once in a while since then, but the writing quality has greatly improved lately. It's sometimes even funny again.

    Atlantis has its ups and downs. If I didn't have 23 hours of unemployment to fill every day, I probably wouldn't bother with it either.

  36. It's a killer cycle... by strredwolf · · Score: 1
    There are many reasons, some of them explained above: The writing is crap, the acting is terrible, the producers are PHB's, and the biz just wants to justify paying the technical expense of doing these movies as well as the huge salaries of the actors.

    There's also other reasons, however they lie in the major theaters that show the movies:
    • Take Spirited Away. A local theater I worked at (note former, of course) carried it. However, they handled it badly. It was shoved into a small theater, always sold out to anime fans, and ran over it's reported run time. These concerns were reported to the theater management who ignored them until the run was over. If this was an indication on the major theaters, Disney was surely scamed into thinking the movie was a flop (when of course it won an Oscar).
    • Take Cowboy Bebop: Knocking on Heaven's Door. My theater didn't carry it -- infact, I doubt it ever carried any anime that wasn't G or PG rated. I saw this in a hole-in-the-wall 3 screen theater that could of easily fit into the lobby of the 24-screen MegaTheater. The message is simple: Most theaters ether think animation has to be for kids, or not shown at all.
    • Take Roberto Benini's Pinoccio (and I know I'm screwing up the names). Please, take it and shoot it out of it's misery. He's basically made a live action version of the usually animated classic, filmed in Italian, and dubbed it in English like a cheap cheezy kung-fu flick. I'd rather watch DBZ Reruns than this movie. The local MegaTheater had it, and folks wanted their money back! The theater was constantly empty and half the time the movie wasn't shown to save electricity.


    The simple point is, not only can you trust most movies to be the worst out there, you can trust the theaters to treat the good ones so badly it's no wonder they do better on DVDs. It makes me glad half the time I save the trouble and rent it through a RedBox system at my local McDonalds.
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  37. What would happen if... by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 1

    It has occurer to me there's a problem with sequels. They are difficult to do well. For instance the Matrix was awesome but its two sequels were crap. Why? The tension was all resolved in the first film. Few loose ends were left. When the sequel came it had to invent all new tension but constrained by the bounds of the original plot. When the Wachowski finally finished raking in big bags of money form those, they produced the excellect V for Vendetta. What could they have written if they had left the Matrix alone? Something better? What if Lucas hadn't written the star wars prequels? We'd have something better. Storylines have to be written with sequels of prequels in mind.

    Please... resist the temptation to milk perfectly good existing stories to death. Write something cool.

    1. Re:What would happen if... by The_Steel_General · · Score: 1

      But Lucas DID have the storylines written with sequels and prequels in mind. The sequels went well, the prequels didn't. Other sequels have done a good job of expanding on the storylines set up, although it's a rare enough result. (Terminator 2 and Godfather 2 come to mind easily, but not much else. Maybe Before Sunset....)

      Which doesn't mean you're wrong. I think that a good movie resolves its mysteries, although it may suggest some other directions to be explored. I think it's simpler than that: It's difficult to write a good script. If you're doing a sequel, and therefore have the same (presumably) well-received characters and the same (presumably) well-defined situations, you still have to create a plot that still works with those characters and in those situations, and a good story around that plot.

      Just another thought, though: It seems that there is an idea that because, in sequels, you already have your characters and situations, you can and should jump right into the action. Pirates 2 is as good an example as any for that not being the case: within five minutes, we know the new problem that Will and Elizabeth have to overcome. While the characters may not need to get acclimated to their situation, though, the audience really does. As a result, the first 40 minutes or so zip past, and the plot only moves along because of useful speeches given by the characters who happen to know what's going on.

      The Phantom Menace is much the same: It should have spent a couple of minutes what the base trade issue is, trying to understand who the good guys and bad guys are, and getting involved in their reasons for doing what they are doing. Instead, it jumps right from Jedi Show Up to Jedi Start Fighting to J**-J** B****. In both cases, there's nothing wrong with the plot as such, but the story around that plot isn't well structured. The success of The Phantom Edit can be taken as evidence that the problems weren't difficult to fix, if desired.

      All of which together, though, appears to be pretty much what you were saying: Write something cool. Not that it's an easy thing.

      TSG

  38. Lack of Competition by intrico · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the movie theather market for major motion picture releases, there is very little competition. Here in the very large central region of california - an area encompassing a few large counties, there are dozens of movie theaters - but they are all owned by one company - Regal Cinemas (Regal bought out many chains, including United Artist and Edwards). When one chain has a monopoly over regional markets like this, they can afford to take a major hit in revenue and still remain very profitable. Also, major theater chains have exclusive deals with the major studios.

    Since there are less than ten major studios like Sony, Paramount, etc. (which is VERY FEW when you consider the overall demand for movies) with massive marketing power, there is plenty of consumer money to be divvy'd up between the studios. Indie film producers and studios have a hard time getting their films into these major chains due to the fact that the (few) major studios have good relationships with the few major chains and effectively shut them out.

    These factors along with the fact that big companies do not like to take "creative risks", leave the major studios with little incentive to change from "tried & true" formulas in film creation. This leads to less overall creativity in the long run, and although ticket numbers are down, these companies are still VERY profitable.
     
    Of course, the Internet can change this and one can argue that the Internet has in fact contributed to the growing popularity of Indie films, which can be quite a refreshing change from the formulaic, predictable Major Releases.
     
    This can also be tied to Net neutrality... one of the reasons the major Telcos oppose net neutrality is because they see the potential for lucrative relationships with the Few Big Motion Picture Distributors to deliver their movies at high speed to their customers, while the speed of other content is capped (i.e. really good, creative, cutting-edge Indie Films that have the potential to be hits and compete with the major studios, but obviously lack the $$$ to share with the Telcos).

  39. Uphill both ways by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a day in the life of an MC Escher.

    Unless its a quote I didn't reference.

    1. Re:Uphill both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  40. Re:What a coincidence by shidarin'ou · · Score: 1

    When I was unemployed recently thats when I watched all the SG1 seasons!

    Must have something to do with the "that job would rock" mentality..

  41. A little research is all you need by goodbadorugly · · Score: 2, Informative
    Im going to take a different approach and say that if you honestly think good movies arent coming out anymore, you arent looking particularly hard.

    First of all, video on demand is not the place to begin your search, oh I know its convenient, but chances are you'll only find last years crap that couldn't make back production costs. Best of luck finding something good.

    Check out some movie review sites before judging whether a movie is worth your time or not http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ has a pretty good track record with me.

    Also, you don't necessarily need to watch something thats come out in the past few years, hundreds of good films have come come out over the past 80 years. I'd be willing to bet that you could easily dig up something good with a quick google search. I personally would much rather sit down with a good film noir than the 99% crap track record hollywood has going on. Start on the IMDB 250 http://www.imdb.com/chart/top and I guarantee you'll never be short of something good to watch.

    1. Re:A little research is all you need by jaypaulw · · Score: 1

      mod up - who the hell uses video on demand to judge the output of the film world? that's like judging the music world by going to sam goody.

      Just find a few critics that you can rely on and start seeing what they recommend - and if you don't insist on going to the cinema, you certainly will be able to find those movies conviently on either netflix or amazon.

  42. One Word..... by germansausage · · Score: 1

    "Aliens"

  43. Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Because you touch yourself at night.

    1. Re: Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movies make me do it.

    2. Re: Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately? by redcarol57 · · Score: 1

      Because Hollywood has been too insulated and closed to outsiders. That being the case, there is resistance to new writers, new talents and new ideas. This can only explain why the movies are formulaic or rehashes or older movies. Seriously, did we need another "Pink Panther", "Oceans Eleven"? Someone said it's because of Bush? Actually, really hard times were a time of great creativity. Hollywood was a source of hope and inspiration to a economically and socially depressed people during hard times. This was the case during the Great Depression. Can't blame Bush for the lack of imagination somewhere else. And personally - blaming Bush shows an immense lack of creativity - unless that person was trying to be funny?

    3. Re: Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately? by washbasin2k · · Score: 1

      wow way to have a sense of humor

    4. Re: Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately? by redcarol57 · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Friends tell me that all the time!

  44. Movies are NOT getting worse by ivan1011001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off, there have ALWAYS been bad movies.

    Secondly, I ran a simple python script on the IMDB's top 250 movies database and then sorted the titles by year, and then by decade.

    below is a table showing the number of movies from a decade that made the IMDB's top 250 movies list.

    1920s 5
    1930s 15
    1940s 23
    1950s 39
    1960s 31
    1970s 25
    1980s 29
    1990s 41
    2000s 41

    As you can see, there are plenty of good movies out there. The submitter just needs to get a life.

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    1. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by EvilIdler · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Sure there are plenty of good movies, but IMDb can't tell us what to like!
      I didn't like half the top 50 movies on their list, for example.

    2. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by TimedArt · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree. With all due respect to Peter Jackson, I'm not sure all THREE Lord of the rings movies need to be in the top 20. Of course that's the difference between having voting open to everyone (including the under 18 crowd) and having it limited to professionals.

    3. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wait, you wrote a simple python script to yank the top 250 movies off of imdb, and sort them according to year and decade?

      You officially win slashdot, this site will now close.

      ...

      In all seriousness I blame advertising. Curse this society so capable of advertisement! T.V., radio, billboards, Internet, viral advertising, previews like you wouldn't believe! (That previews guy plays up *every* movie like that, eh?) I would wager that there are roughly equal numbers of "good" movies (good a relative term to the viewer of course) per year since the thirties.

      The problem is there are so many more average to bad movies being produced in recent years that it seems like movies are continually getting worse and worse. This is especially so with movies that are advertised as "the next big blockbuster", "the film of the summer/year/decade/century", etc. so we are led to believe we are going to see a good movie but really it's just average. I realized this stuff a few years ago: "Pay it forward", "The Majestic", and "Hart's War" were all advertised that way. "War of the Worlds" and "Red eye" are some recent examples I can think of. Not that they were terrible movies, but they were advertised like they were the film of the year. Since 2000, how many movies (besides LOTR) can you think of that are actually great films? I count only a few out of the top 50 off of that top 250 list at imdb, and some are foreign films I've never heard of. Then think again about how many trailers you've seen in the last few years which talk like their films are shoe-ins for Oscar glory? (And what's the deal with "Snakes on a Plane"?)

      Another contributer are sequels which are not designed to be trilogies but are obviously just money grabbers. How about the sequels to "The Matrix", or "Spiderman"? Back to the Future III anyone? Have you met the Fockers? Oceans 12? My sister hated Pirates of the Carribean 2. The sequels were decent but the originals deserved to be stand-alone films. They have watered down the masterpiece that is the original. Of course the advertisers play up the trilogy theme trying to focus our attention on how cool the sequel will be. I'd say watching the original begins with a passive attitude before but finishes with a high. The sequel feeds off of this high as you begin but usually trails off to a passive attitude in the end leaving the entire story wanting.

      Case in point: The last two Pictures of the Year were Million Dollar Baby and Crash. I had personally only first heard of these films at Oscar time.
      Case in point: I've found that M. Night Shyamalan understands this stuff well. All his films are stand-alone (Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, and now Lady in the Water which I haven't seen yet). In interviews he indicated how he didn't want any of these movies to be advertised as "From the director who brought you..." because he wants the movie to do itself justice. The trailers make the audience enter the film with a sense of mystery and leave with a sense of satisfaction. The trailers do not advertise themselves as huge blockbusters, but just as good movies. Nor do they feed off of the success of others, but simply sell themselves because they are good movies.

      My advise for finding good movies: pay only minimal attention to the advertising. If you read and hear a ton about it and the commercials seem like the movie will blow you away, it definately won't. Take in only enough information to get an idea for what the movie is about. If you like the idea, you'll like the movie. I usually wait for Oscar time to see which film I never heard of wins big. Those are the ones I like the most. I found "The Pianist", "Crash", and "Hotel Rwanda" that way - all of which were good films.

      (I should also mention that another contributer is the advancement of our household technology. People don't need to go to the theater to get a good movie experience when they can get even better at home. Not to mention the proliferation of pirated movies available for free

    4. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

      That chart doesn't show that movies have gotten better, it just shows that standards have gotten worse.

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    5. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by MemoryDragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The IMDB is not really a good reference for such statistics because most people simply do not know the early movies anymore, you will find hardly any voter, who knows the 1929 version of Nosferatu which still is one of the main references for modern vampire or generally horror movies, you also will not find many who know the 1975 Werner Herzog Remake, which qualitywise definitely belongs onto the list. While movies like Star Wars Episode 1,2,3 are arguable some of the worst movies ever made but you still can find them there. Such best of movies lists are highly dubious due to various reasons, the main one that most voters of such lists have a very limited scope of what has been done outside of there teen years/20s...

    6. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by RC_Car · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      You have to look at how long IMDB has been around, how long has it had a large user base, and look at the movies that have come out during that time.

      Obviously current movies from when IMDB has been popular--likely during the current decade--will have more movies on the 250 highest ranked list.

      I think you'll also see a comparison with the lowest 100 list that most of the movies fall during the same or last decade.

      Films that are current and new will the films most voted and reviewed on.

    7. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Case in point: I've found that M. Night Shyamalan understands this stuff well. All his films are stand-alone (Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, and now Lady in the Water which I haven't seen yet).
      I saw the Sixth Sense for the first time on DVD. I didn't know there was supposed to be a twist, and it worked on me and I thought it was a pretty good movie. Unbreakable was decent, but I was annoyed by the identical "oh shit I've been duped" mechanism at the end. I saw Signs on DVD several years after it came out. We had a good laugh at that movie because it was so bad, and it even had the SAME "oh shit I've been duped" scene. Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I really should have known better. Therefore, I decided to skip the Village and Lady in the Water in protest of M. Night's work. I won't see another one of his films until someone I trust convinces me that he's abandoned the formula of the first 3 movies.
    8. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by Throtex · · Score: 1

      M. Night Shyamalan's movies are ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT.

    9. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I have a serious bias AGAINST this survey. Why are newer films high on the list? Two reasons:

      1. When's the last time you (or Joe Sixpack) went to rent out the 1942 Academy award winning films?

      2. Fanboyism. Fanboys run off to the theater to see the new comic book film and run home and give it a "OMG!!! 10+++" rating, three days later they kind of shrug when the film is mentioned and in a week it's forgotten. While not classic fanboyism it's certainly popular. How many 20 somethings do you know whos favorite film is something they just seen last week?

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    10. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you picked a bad example. "Yankee Doodle Dandy" is on cable an average of eleventy times a week. Maybe you should have picked 1941 or 1943 instead, years totally forgotten by fans of the cinema.

      Ahem.

    11. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by juventasone · · Score: 1

      I think the bias of when a film is made is to be expected. Unlike writing or painting, the method of making a film has changed drastically. I don't think anyone wants to yank the last 50 years of technology from film-making. The audience enjoys it, and it empowers the artists.

      You'll note it says, For this top 250, only votes from regular voters are considered. They did this to remedy the "fan boy" problem, as you call it. I was personally very impressed with the amount of classic and foreign films in the list. I think it speaks well to the calibar of the regular voters on IMDB.

    12. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You write python script to support an argument about movies and then suggest somebody else to get a life? Oh the irony...

    13. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 1

      I can certainly respect that opinion. His movies aren't for everyone. I only mention him specifically because he makes a conscious effort to ensure his movies are not sold off like the film of the year and leaves no room for sequels.

    14. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how big is the _crap percentage_?

    15. Re:Movies are NOT getting worse by kchrist · · Score: 1
      I've found that M. Night Shyamalan understands this stuff well. [...] In interviews he indicated how he didn't want any of these movies to be advertised as "From the director who brought you..." because he wants the movie to do itself justice.

      Odd, when you notice that every ad you see for one of his movies has his name emblazoned in large type across the top. It may not list his previous movies, but this is the next closest thing.

      I've only seen one of his movies (Sixth Sense) but solely due to the ads for his subsequent movies I know exactly who he is and what else he does. It would be quite effective if I were into the types of movies he makes.

  45. Did you just turn 35? by ewg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did you just turn 35? It seems like movies are pitched at the demographic from teenagers to mid-thirties. By 35, you've seen every trick in the Hollywood book, so nothing seems fresh. Everything strikes you as a copy of something you've already seen.

    I submit it's not that the movies have been so bad lately, but rather that your sensibilities have changed.

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    1. Re:Did you just turn 35? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Everything strikes you as a copy of something you've already seen.


      Not everything is a copy of something I've already seen, but damned near because the great goal in Hollywood is to be the first person to be the second to do something. Being original is risky, copying what's already worked is safe. Of course, most of the time the copycat doesn't have a clue about what made the original good, so the copy's crap, but they don't care about that.

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    2. Re:Did you just turn 35? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things."
      --Douglas Adams

    3. Re:Did you just turn 35? by AlzaF · · Score: 1

      Films aimed at teens in an industry where the average age is in the fities.

    4. Re:Did you just turn 35? by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      I'm twenty, before this January I went to the cinema withouth fail every single week and by and large I loved every film I saw, yes there were some very crap films but there was always atleast one decent film a month, I stopped doing this in January after Aeon Flux. From November until January I never saw one film which could be described as 'average', 'ok' or 'decent' they sucked hugely, (admittedly I missed Serinity in the box office.) When the quality of films has gotten so bad that a person who was adddicted as me goes 'enough is enough' then I think the parents right. This month is the first month this year which has enough to tempt me back into the cinema (that and a very cute girl likes films). I left Superman wondering what the hell they think they were doing with the charracter and disapointed that the film started so promisingly and then just nose bombed, Pirates of the Carribian 2 was ok I wouldn't say it was speacial but then for £2.5 i'm not going to complain either.

      The truth is theres a lot more on TV thats more interesting and gripping than there is in the cinema this year, in previous years we have had some actually interesting things from Kill Bill, Saw, Sin City, Layer Cake, Night Watch, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Shuan of the Dead, Spiderman 2, The Matrix Reloaded (I liked it) . So far this year the best film out was Serintiy that was more than 6 months ago, nothing else has come close films like Saw 2 with the predicitable plot and extreme gore without any form of taste aren't that interesting, The Creep? The Decent? The Cave? V for Vendetta the words crap beyond belief only begin to describe.

      The only films left of interest for me are Miami Vice and Cars, Cars because pixar do reasonably enjoyable films even if your 20, and Miami Vice because it looks 100 times better than anything else

    5. Re:Did you just turn 35? by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Did you just turn 35? It seems like movies are pitched at the demographic from teenagers to mid-thirties. By 35, you've seen every trick in the Hollywood book, so nothing seems fresh. Everything strikes you as a copy of something you've already seen.

      I submit it's not that the movies have been so bad lately, but rather that your sensibilities have changed.


      I have yet to hit 20, and I think that 9.5 out of 10 movies today are so bad and so obviously ripping off older movies it's just insulting.
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    6. Re:Did you just turn 35? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      By 35, you've seen every trick in the Hollywood book

      As some actress was saying in a 1950's movie, "once you've seen one [movie], you've seen them all". As time goes through I have more and more the feeling that this statement was true.

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    7. Re:Did you just turn 35? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      It could just be that he/she's listening to too many books on tape (cd, mps). For a while I had a long commute, and would pick up the longest BOT I could find so they would last. As a result I manages to listen to 20-40 hour "performances" of those written works. They take on a space more purely entertaining (as in "less mind work") than written material, but far more deep and complex than can be offered in 120-180 minutes on the screen. I lost my taste for most movies because of BOT, and it takes a very good flick to make me feel emotionally satisfied when I leave the theater. Some films are still good, just as a chocolate truffle is good, but there's no comparison to the full steak dinner of a well performed novel reading.

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  46. You Forgot the Actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You neglected to mention the actors' salaries, which for a superstar are now over $30 million (probably much more, since I don't really keep track of these things). Part of the problem is cult-worhip that is created around some actors, as if no movie could be made without them.

    Other than that, I would like you explain how technology has made the movies much more expensive. If anything, I would imagine that it made it easier in the editing phase, but you are probably are thinking of the 3D effects. However, I would argue that in lots of movies the super-duper 3D is merely an overkill, and a way to cover up for the MIA story.

    If I remember correctly, the movie Serenity didn't have extraordinary 3D effects, but it had a very intriguing story: I couldn't figure out what was going on until the very end (for the record, I've never watched Firefly). Furthermore, even though the TV ads were relatively lame -- and that seems to be the norm as they try to cram a whole lot in 30 seconds -- after I watched the first 6 minutes of the film at their website, I was 100% determined to watch it at the theater since they succeeded in making me curious what happens next (beyond those first 6 minutes).

    1. Re:You Forgot the Actors by sakusha · · Score: 1

      You're right, I neglected the price of actors, I sort of assumed that people realized how out of hand they are. There's a big backlash about overpriced actors, I think I just read about a film with Jim Carrey getting canceled even though they'd already spent $20mil on preproduction, because the budget (mostly Carrey's salary, something like $50mil) was getting out of hand, total budget started at like $100 mil and expected to pass $200mil. There is also a backlash about directors who negotiated a cut off the top, instead of a cut of profits (and of course in Hollywood accounting rules, there are never any profits). This insistence on "brand name" actors and directors is killing the movies.

      I dealt with the tech stuff upthread. But note that the movie that really started the CG 3D ball rolling was "The Last Starfighter." The movie flopped in the theaters, and they thought they'd never make back the millions they spent on CG. But then it turned out to be a breakout hit in the new videotape rental market, and made back their money several times over. Hard to believe it, it was something like a $12mil CG budget, that was considered insanely expensive at the time, and after the initial flop, most studios canceled upcoming CG productions, they figured audiences weren't interested. But then after the surprise in the video rental market, they started them up again, and CG budgets have grown constantly ever since.

    2. Re:You Forgot the Actors by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Serenity flopped mainly because Universal didn't promote it at all. They barely even put any commercials out for the dvd's release.

    3. Re:You Forgot the Actors by fatalfury · · Score: 1

      ...and it appealed mostly to a niche market

    4. Re:You Forgot the Actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have been watching an entirely different set of television programs than I was, since I saw ads for Serenity all over the fucking place for more than six weeks before the release of the movie. I didn't watch it, by the way, because it didn't interest me.

    5. Re:You Forgot the Actors by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      I saw an article a few weeks ago about how overpriced actors aren't worth the money anymore - none of the movies Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise, oh who else, have done recently, have done very well. Oh, they've made back their money but none of them were the blockbusters they were supposed to be.

      The studios are starting to wise up to the fact that their 'old faithfuls' aren't really big money makers anymore.

      I kinda wonder what will happen to the market once they finally start getting some fresh talent.. if, of course, they ever do.

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    6. Re:You Forgot the Actors by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      It used to be that paying big bucks for the star was playing it safe because their popularity alone was enough to draw the fans, and it's just one part of the formulaic, play-it-safe mentality: Spend lots of money to license a sequel/comic book/old TV show/bestseller book. Spend lots of money on special effects and blockbuster production values. Spend lots of money to advertise the hell out of it for opening weekend. It all adds up to some pretty mediocre shit, and audiences aren't buying.

    7. Re:You Forgot the Actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with that -- although it was first to attract the SciFi people, it had a solid story (like I said in the first post).

      The problem was that people expected CG à la StarWars, along with jumping green midgets wavinglaser sticks, and let us not forget the PowerPoint style transitions from one scene to another. That's why people were leaving the theater before the movie ended, as well as because they couldn't deal with the fact that the ending wasn't a forgone conclusion (and they didn't know it).

    8. Re:You Forgot the Actors by fatalfury · · Score: 1

      This is going to turn out to be a pointless argument, so I won't respond to any other comments about this. I watched Serenity, but I didn't expect it to be Star Wars. I had seen the previews and saw the story it presented. I don't think people are quite as stupid as you suspect. No one left the theater early when I watched it, but no one clapped at the end either. It was a mildly entertaining movie for people who aren't particularly interested in the TV series.

  47. re: Some Movies aren't too bad .. to some people. by Marbleless · · Score: 1
    really liked. (The Inside Man, Lord of War, V is for Vendetta, Syriana


    I think that post highlights part of the problem.

    To me

    Inside Man - Great,
    Lord of War - Good,
    V for Vendetta - Sucked,
    Syriana - OK

    which only goes to show the subjectiveness of rating movies.
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  48. Answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    >> "Why have movies and shows been so bad lately? ... nothing seems to have any depth any more. OTOH, ... Stargate Atlantis ... incredible scene that just caught the emotion and emergency.

    The Stargate saga is very good, but it's a flower in the desert. Not only the shows are good, but one can see excellence in other aspects, like the music themes -- the best IMHO (yes, even surpassing those of Star Trek, which is not cited here for movie quality...).

    But, yes, I agree: the landscape is terrible. Most things suck. Badly. So much, I don't go for it anymore: I just turn the TV and skim through the onscreen guide. If there's something of worth in the next hours, ok, otherwise it's the internet... like now ;-P

    Long gone are the days of waiting for a show. Star Trek killed it with many reruns or cable channels did worse by doing full-day Lost marathons on my Star Trek Saturday. And don't get me started on Lost, possibly the most appropriate name for a show ever imagined. ;^)

    >> So is it the directing? The writing? The acting?

    The writing. Directors have actually improved IMHO on average, though real geniuses like Hitchcock don't come up all the time, and we have to put up with some woes (pun intended). Acting has been excellent for many years now; I won't bother everyone with examples easy to cite.

    The writing has been very poor since long. Authors:

    a) know not much, work on a hurry and lack talent;
    b) must regularly spit out sitcom scripts and that lowers standards;
    c) write scripts made to order, much like music composers, and the result has the quality of jingles;
    d) have agendas and make films less tasteful (to be euphemic) as if hoping to please a tyrant;
    e) are immersed in American culture, now in a fragile moment, not only because of war, but because true hacker/hippie spirit has been dead for years.

    >> It seems more and more movies just aren't worth anything. Let alone paying $20 to go to a movie.

    100% agreed.

    >> Let's not forget the recent number of Hollywood remakes and the amount of "reality TV" being pumped out by the networks.

    Remakes are good in that they show Hollywood recognizes the crisis... "reality TV" is surprisingly not real, but construed, faked instead. So, why bother?

    My hopes are on Bollywood, if they can market their product...

  49. Here's my take on it... by wtansill · · Score: 4, Informative

    Passion does not scale well. The greatest restaurants are all one-offs where the staff is passionate about serving good food and giving the customer a quality experience. Programs that we love to use (Linux, say) are put together by people who are passionate about what they do to the point of evangelism. Art house movies are made by people who are passionate about using cinematic techniques to tell stories that are compelling both visually and in terms of their plotlines. But passion takes time, is monetarilly intensive, and, let's face it, is a crapshoot; there are many folks who are passionate about their beer can collections or what have you (I knew a woman who was fascinated by bricks or all things), but they aren't ever going to make money from it.

    Enter the financial folks. They are absolutely necessary any time a business moves beyond being an expensive hobby, but they will strive for efficieny. Efficiency is best gained by homogenizing operations, but that also weeds out the things that tended to make the enterprise truly great in the first place. On top of that, some things (movies in this case) are enormously expensive to make (someone has to pay Industrial Light and Magic for all those special effects), and once the expense goes up, the natural tendency is to minimize risk. But again, minimizing risk keeps you from taking that fresh view and going out on a limb.

    Sometimes this isn't really all that bad. If I swing by the supermarket to pick up a gallon of milk I want commodity pricing, and the bean counters excell at building the sort of enterprise that can deliver those commodity prices. You want really good creative stuff? Stay far away from the big guys and shell out extra for the starving artists who live for this sort of thing.

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    1. Re:Here's my take on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I knew a woman who was fascinated by bricks of all things"

      You can't leave us hanging like that. More detail, please.

  50. My theory, without reading any other replies by AriaStar · · Score: 1

    Okay, Hollywood movies cost an arm and a leg to produce. So when a studio has a winner, it, and other studios, are going to try to replicate the formula that made that first one successful. They are afraid to take big risks and expand into a new genre if they are uncertain of the market. So what happens are a bunch of half-cocked ideas that just suck. Or when one film has been a hit, try turning it into a series. Sometimes this works (like Rocky, up until Rocky V anyway, which sucked so bad I prefer to forget it was ever made), and sometimes it is nothing but a waste of time (such as the Scary Movie sequels, or, worse, the sequels to Bloodsport I just found out were made). Very little is different, and it gets boring. But it seems like a safe bet to the execs. Better to make just a few million in profit that to bring in less than production costs.

    A solution to the Hollywood crap is to try indie films. With their smaller budgets and little, if anything, set aside for advertising, the makers must use more creativity, do something different, to make their films the ones that stand out, and they much be good enough to get people talking. Word-of-mouth. Yes, you're going to come by some that are so off-the-wall as to be worthy of Hollywood, but you're more likely to find true artistic gems.

  51. Wow... Stargate Atlantis? by shidoshi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was at a friend's house last night, and for whatever reason, that show seemed to be playing for hours. (I'm not sure if that's typical Sci-Fi, of if he had it on his DVR.) I'm going to be honest here... after watching what I did of it, you couldn't pay me to watch that show.

    I know it's cool and hip to bash on Hollywood movies and network TV, but there IS quite a bit of worthwhile content out there if you actually take the time to look. I think the problem is some people just expect too much from EVERYTHING, and don't know when to just relax and have fun with something.

  52. America is a cultural wasteland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans are, on average, complete fucking morons. You can remake the same movie over and over and they will go see it. As long as it has sex or violence or some trite love story or fart jokes or in some creates a spectacle they will pay $10 to sit through it. Hollywood makes shit because Americans like to consume shit.

  53. Sturgeon's Law-Gutted and skinned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap."

    So basically piratebay is hosting the 10% quality stuff. We should have just oddles of fun testing that hypothesis.

    1. Re:Sturgeon's Law-Gutted and skinned. by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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  54. Demographics and Programming by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    As a forty-ish father I loved "Around the Bend" (2004). I only saw it a few times recently because I stumbled upon it on one of the commercial-free movie channels.

    It's almost as if marketers have no clue and default to explosions and similar distractions in order to attract the *real* market: kids that are easily manipulated.

  55. It's Not TV....it's HBO... by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 1

    Actually, as someone just turned 34, I think it is a bit of both outgrowing and Film/TV getting boring.

    However, I LOVE HBO & Showtime "TV-shows." The stories may not always be what interests me, but they shows are always done in a mature and assuming the viewer has a brain!

    Normal TV assumes we are morons at best and tries to cater to the right and the left politics depending on time of day and/or show.

  56. Nothing has changed from '20s till now.... by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do you think the crap/good ratio has changed? Do you have any idea of the sheer number of bad B-type movies that were created in the previous decades that noone remembers or cares about?

    The reason that it just seems like there is a high ratio of crap is because you only remember the GREAT movies of yesteryear. You don't remember the 1000+ cowboy/indian westerns or melodramatic romances because you most likely have never heard of them. You just remember Casablanca/Citizen Kane/etc.

    1. Re:Nothing has changed from '20s till now.... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      The reason that it just seems like there is a high ratio of crap is because you only remember the GREAT movies of yesteryear.

      I understand the sentiment, but it's just not true.

      The B movies were one-off, limited release or straight-to-video affairs, instead of the current crap-line of Hollywood releasing utter crap on thousands of screens, with big-name actors, and advertised to hell and back.

      The difference was that you could walk into a movie theatre, buy a ticket for any movie you've ever even remotely heard of, and know it would be worth 2 hours of your time. Now, it's all moot. Not only is advertising independent of quality, but it's usually inversely related to it. A big advertising blits is usually a sign of a BAD movie they are desperate to get people into, while the better movies try depending more on word of mouth.

      And, while there have always been crap movies, the ratio (for major-studios, big budgets) has dramatically changed. All the studios have switched to a high-volume, low-budget, low-quality model. The box-office slump is self-fulfilling, herd mentality. They don't want to make movies that are anything but sure-thing, formulaic crap, because of the slump, while the slump exists because of the sure-thing, formulaic crap.

      Though you're correct to some extent. This kind of slump HAS happened in the past, such as in the 70s. That went on, right up to the release of Star Wars, which ushered-in our modern concept of theatres and cinema.
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    2. Re:Nothing has changed from '20s till now.... by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 1

      The B movies were one-off, limited release or straight-to-video affairs

      Straight to video? Huh? In the 40's or 50's? Video didn't come into wide acceptance until the 80s

    3. Re:Nothing has changed from '20s till now.... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Video didn't come into wide acceptance until the 80s

      A little lesson on the english language...

      "OR" means that, you have two, mutually exclusive options to chose from.

      Example: The B movies were one-off, limited release OR straight-to-video affairs

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  57. Face it by tsa · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're getting older man.

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  58. Real Junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    REALITY TV is euphemism for JUNK TV

  59. Writing by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I'm not a big fan of the Stargate franchise, but I think you've sort of answered your own question by mentioning them. You like a good story, and Stargate relies mostly on stories to hold its audience. They have to, because, by entertainment industry standards, they're a shoestring operation. Yeah, they do have some fancy special effects. But its cheap stuff. I can't be bothered to look up the figures, but I know that Stargate and Battlestar spend less for a whole season's SFX than a lot of movies (including some non-SF movies!) spend for a couple of hours.

    Movies, by contrast, have huge budgets. Even so-called Indies cost tens of millions. And the kind of movie most people go to see costs at least $100 million to make. When you're risking that much money, you don't take chances. You put those millions into name stars, fancy effects, epic scenes — things people can see. You're so busy with that stuff, and with all the politics and ego-soothing, you don't worry about coming up with a good script. And you don't need to — a script doesn't sell a movie. Except, of course, to a tiny few like you and me.

  60. Movie Festivals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently attended a few films at the Stony Brook Film Festival.
    These were:
    Mojave Phone Booth
    Coffee Date
    Mario's War
    uCarmen
    The Second Wedding Night

    They were all excellent.
    To put it simply, yes, good movies are being made, but you have to look for them.
    Film Festivals are a good bet.

    If you think that ever, every movie was good, you're an idiot, sorry.

  61. Its all about risk by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    The problem here isnt so much the lack of available scripts, no its really the studios being averse to taking risks to the point were everything they produce is now "beige". I don't blame the studios fully for this situation, its also an investor side problem too. Ive often seen financial commentary letting loose a salvo on how risky a set production is, then the studio will can the project rather than lose investor confidence. This wont be easy to fix and were not helping by sitting there complaining. Lets be honest would you put your hard earned money on a a high risk win or bust movie, no of course not, so why ask the studios to do the same.

  62. TLC as Microcosm by etherlad · · Score: 1

    I view TLC as a microcosm of the problem.

    I remember a handful of years ago when it was full of great programs like James Burke's Connections. Hell, they even had the Hyperspace documentary not all that long ago. It was truly The Learning Channel.

    But now it's just TLC. Three letters that don't mean anything. And it's full of reality shows.

    Seriously, does it even have any programs that aren't reality TV?

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  63. They aren't by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 0

    I've been watching a LOT of movies in the past year (I've been setting up a DVD player while I work out at the gym). I've been catching up on a lot of "classics", as well as more recent movies. You know what? This is heresy, but...

    Movies are WAY WAY better now than they were in the past.

    I mean everything. Writing, directing, acting -- especially acting -- is all far better. When you really start watching a lot of movies, and really comparing them, you just can't help but notice how much overacting, mooning at the camera, making speeches, all this CRAPOLA that movies stars were "expected" to do. Actors actually ACT these days -- by that, I mean they try and genuinely act like a real person in whatever the scene is.

    I think the reason we think movies are so bad is higher expectations. Today's movie that we think is crap would be HUGE in the old days.

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  64. Inside Man? Are You Joking? by Effugas · · Score: 1

    Inside Man had quite possibly the worst ending of any film I've ever seen. Denzel Washington could have suddenly found himself to be a Kryptonian, used newly discovered X-Ray Vision powers to find the bad guy, and then put on a pair of glasses and have a newly borne secret identity -- and it still would have been more plausable than the crap they threw on the ass end of this film.

    (Superman has its own awful coincidences -- but then, it's Superman, I'm not expecting even mild plausibility.)

  65. Stargate Atlantis?? uhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if that is his idea of 'riveting' entertainment, then it's no wonder this guy is jaded.

  66. Why? Let me guess... by denix0 · · Score: 1

    Let me guess... Filesharing and pirates to blaim for this too?

  67. Good Call... by callmetheraven · · Score: 0

    ... but you have to go back, what?... 20 years to find a good sequel! Coming back to the "not interested in more of the same" point made above, one reason that Aliens was so good was that it was completely different from Alien. Alien was a great suspense/horror flick, Aliens was action. If only the morons making the Matrix movies understood that.

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  68. Re: Some Movies aren't too bad .. to some people. by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

    Huh. Most people I know who saw V for Vendetta loved it, including myself. I can't wait until the DVD is released Tuesday. It's certainly one of the better movies I've seen in the past few years.

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  69. Re:Couldn't Agree More by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Interesting

    SG-1 is on Season 10 right now (this weekend was the second ep of the season). I agree completely that the sunset of RDA's tenure was painful - he simply didn't take his character seriously enough most of the time, which is unfortunate because even during the start of his decline (season six), he had some stellar performances in episodes like Abyss (where he was captured by Baal) and The Changeling (although Chris Judge was really the star of that episode). RDA achieved balance during the earlier seasons, combining a great sense of humor with a knack for powerful performance, and it was a shame to see him tarnish that legacy with so many mediocre appearances just before he left.

    Michael Shanks is their anchor now, and he still has the balance between humor and drama that he honed working with RDA in the earlier seasons. Of course, now he's stuck playing that balance off of Claudia Black, who, while she can give a great performance, often doesn't get the chance because her character is two steps away from comic relief. Amanda Tapping and Chris Judge are also very talented, but for some reason they don't get nearly enough chances these days to go beyond their caricatured roles of nerdy physicist and stoic warrior.

    Atlantis, on the other hand, lacks plot direction. It amounts to "flail blindly against the ravages of the Wraith", without any sort of clue as to what the team's plan is or where they're going. I think this is partly due to the Wraith being a faceless horde of nobodies, while the enemies with real personality never seem to pose more than a transient threat. The acting is good (David Hewlett shows the most potential, in my opinion, but any growth his character shows always seems to disappear by the next episode), the directing is good, and the design and effects are top-notch. The writers just need to figure out where this boat is going and clue us in the tiniest bit.

  70. Re:Couldn't Agree More by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oops! This weekend was the third episode of the season in the US, not the second. Sorry :/

  71. The New Distribution Medium by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in last month's Wired magazine is an article about how the internet (as a distribution medium) is changing this very issue.

    Studios who produce a movie take a risk, and as someone else here pointed out that risk needs to yield a high return for the studio. Thus, the piece is generic and aimed for a wide audience. Wider audience = lower risk.

    Because of the lower cost of production and distribution associated with the internet, talented people can create movies (and music) without having to go to a studio. Independant movies like Kevin Smith's "Clerks" can be made with very low budgets (I believe Clerks cost $50,000).

    The new medium, which we're really about to see explode with new content, is going to allow future Kevin Smiths to make movies aimed at very small audiences with little risk.

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  72. It doesn't make sense by MagicAlex84 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having just watched Serenity and all the episodes of Firefly I've come to the conclusion that nobody cares about entertainment that's meaningful, because if the opposite were true then Firefly would still be on TV and nobody would give a shit about American Idol.

    1. Re:It doesn't make sense by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Serenity (haven't seen Firefly) is virtually the definition of a fluff movie.

    2. Re:It doesn't make sense by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

      You liked Serenity? It betrayed everything Firefly was about: not saving the world (or worlds), not being uber-heros.
      And it had a lot of stuff that was simply dumb! The guy with the sword being the poster-child. The characterization
      was super-thin, which is another reason a save-the-world plot shouldn't have been done: not enough time to
      do both.

      This is what I want: Scifi based on the old west as portrayed in Deadwood! Now you'd be talking!

      Maxim

    3. Re:It doesn't make sense by alienmole · · Score: 1

      I don't give a shit about American Idol, but despite liking all sorts of sci fi, fantasy, adventure, anime etc., I don't give a shit about Firefly either. My sense is that Firefly just has a very narrow demographic.

    4. Re:It doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I myself was pretty unimpressed by Serenity. It did not have any of the qualities of the show.
      But atleast Joss Whedon got to do what he wanted to do for the last four years of Buffy the Vampire Slayer - kill Xander.

    5. Re:It doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true, couldnt have put it better myself.

    6. Re:It doesn't make sense by MagicAlex84 · · Score: 1

      Guess it's all aboute taste then. I also liked the Super Mario Bros. movie.

    7. Re:It doesn't make sense by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      I must be one of the rare Slashdotters who both LOVED Firefly/Serinity (got the comic too!) AND watches American Idol. I don't see why people hate that show so much. It's way better than shows like Survivor, Trading Spouses, Bachellor or all the other reality show crap where you see people cutthroating each other and backstabbing.

      Idol is actually one of the finer reality show. You need to have talent to be in it. They have auditions, pick the best, have people vote, create a pop-star. The people who hate that show normally

      A) don't like the kind of music it promotes or
      B) are bitter because they don't have a chance to go on that show and be on TV.
      C) all of the above.

      So, maybe they're are creating instant celebrities, and it's unfair to little bands who work really hard and don't get in the business because their stuff is not commercial enough (or at all). Well boohoo. It's simple law of economics. When Black Metal becomes mainstream (like that will ever happen!), you'll have your Metal Idol. Until then, just don't tune in and stop complaining. And even if you don't like the concept of creating an instant celebrity, you have to admire the show for what it also is, which is a celebration of the greatest music from the United States in the last 50 years.

    8. Re:It doesn't make sense by MKalus · · Score: 1

      I do think the audience cares, but a good story needs time to develop and most TV Execs aren't willing to do this anymore.

      Take Firefly for example, when it first came out I shunned it because I am not a fan of Western, but that was what it was marketed as: "Western" and I said: "No thanks", it didn't help that the one or two episodes I catched didn't really catch my imagination either.

      Deadwood: Same thing for me, I dissed it because I wasn't into Western until someone "forced" me to watch an episode and I found myself intrigued.

      Reality is that most studios try to find an "angle" to hang a show on and if that is a bad one the show tanks.

      Just from last year:

      Invasion: I think it had promise, but the term "snail pace" doesn't even begin to describe it. I watched the first ten episodes and I got to the point where I just wanted to take the actors and made sure they never ever get out of the water again. It was just that bad. The sense that something was there but nothing ever happened. I guess if you had a water fetish that show would have worked for you.

      Surface: Popcorn TV, it was fun, it showed you the monster and it moved on. It was entertaining and had a lot of potential, too bad it got canned too.

      Threshold: Undecided on that one, the problem with it was that the premise was intersting, but the real threat never really was made clear (besides the smaller threat of people being killed, but that alone doesn't carry the show, now does it?).

      I am reminded of JMS's remark about the end of "Jeremiah" (IMO an underrated show as well), where he said he will never ever work with MGM again while the current management is in place, it seems they tried to tell him what to do and how to do it. If they (suits) really want good shows they should let the creator give as much freedom as possible (meaning: Give him / her a budget and then let them do as they see fit. Maybe then there will be more risky (as in ideas) movies and TV Shows instead of the cookie cutter entertainment we have today.

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    9. Re:It doesn't make sense by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Firely might have been able to build an audience if it hadn't been fucked over by Fox. You had to watch the episodes in order for the show to make sense, and Fox showed them out of order from the get-go (the pilot episode was the third one aired, IIRC).

      My theory is that Fox doesn't care about creating long running, successful shows like the Simpsons and X-Files anymore because of reality TV. My favorite example (though it doesn't involve Fox) is that Survivor pulled in the same kind of ratings as Friends, but only paid $1 million to one person at the end of the season, as opposed to $1 million dollars each for six people for every episode of the season. Which makes me wonder why they bother getting shows like Firefly and Dark Angel (which was ironically canceled to free up money for Firefly) in the first place if they aren't going to support the shows.

    10. Re:It doesn't make sense by MagicAlex84 · · Score: 1

      Good point. I suppose if I actually watched American Idol more regularly rather than a few segments while waiting for a pizza I might have a better idea of the show. To be fair, though, I was really trying to pick it out of a barrel of bad reality shows in general. It just seems unfair to me that TV (or entertainment in general) that I like gets shunted for what the broader public likes. This happens with TV, movies, and games. If it doesn't die out completely then it gets bought up and transformed into something completely different. Take TechTV for example. I think the majority of its programming appealed to a niche market, but it was just one channel out of the hundreds of others that manage to appeal to wider audiences. I don't see why Comcast had to go and merge it with G4 just to wipe it out completely (and make G4 worse than it already was). Just once I'd like to find some entertainment venue that doesn't get screwed over by "the majority".

    11. Re:It doesn't make sense by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      I totally get your point. Last time the majority didn't screw up something for me that I absolutely loved, it was the X-Files and David Duchovny screwed it up himself. And Buffy I guess. It was time for the show to end. But Angel, Firefly, Invasion, and many other shows I loved got canceled because of suits or people not tuning in.

    12. Re:It doesn't make sense by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      if the opposite were true then Firefly would still be on TV

      Frelling hallelujah (I'm also a Farscape fan). Unfortunately, I think a lot of people didn't get Firefly because FOX screwed over the series showing it out of order, and/or because it didn't fit into their expectaions of what it "should" be -- rather than excepting it for what it was. It was a superbly crafted, written, acted, photographed, and scored production. If one gets over trying to pidgeon-hole the series, and simply watched and listened, I think they would find something very enjoyable.

      I, of course, am hooked and find something new on each viewing and have found listening to the commentaries enlightening as to many details I missed. That is interesting. Let's hear something like that about your average TV show / movie.

      Anyone who doesn't believe me, I challenge you to get the DVDs (hell the entire series is only $50.00) and watch and listen. If you don't agree with me after that, well just remember that I can kill you with my brain.

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  73. X-Men & Superman by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    Heh, funny that you mention Bryan Singer ditching the X-Men series & going to direct Superman.

    Brett Ratner (the director of X3) had originally been onboard for Superman, but he jumped ship because casting the man of steel was a bitch.

    IIRC, Ratner said he is glad he bailed on Superman.

    Curiously, on IMDB, Superman Returns is rated slightly higher than X3 (7.2 vs 7.0)

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    1. Re:X-Men & Superman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Superman Returns
          imdb: 7.2
          rotten tomatoes: 76% (7.1/10), rotten tomatoes cream of the crop: 73% (6.9/10)
          ebert: down, roeper: up

      X-Men 3
          imdb: 7.0
          rotten tomatoes: 57% (5.9/10), rotten tomatoes cream of the crop: 51% (5.6/10)
          ebert: up, roeper: up

      I saw both movies at Cinerama here in Seattle, and I tend to agree with the critics that Superman Returns was a better movie than X-Men 3. However, I don't think either of them are worthy of my DVD collection. (Note: I have the original Superman, the original X-Men, and X-Men 2.) Personally I think X3's IMDB rating is artificially boosted by the fact that you get to see more of Mystique's blue boobies in this movie than in the others.

      Spoiler warning: Lame plot, craptastic acting and uninspired climax battle aside, I think X3 really sucked because they killed off all the characters anyone cared about, and they failed to resolve the issues with the minor characters. Superman also failed miserably in plot, acting, and action sequences. Like X3 it didn't adequately address its relationship sub-plots. Oh yeah, and surprise surprise: both movies managed to leave themselves open to sequels.

    2. Re:X-Men & Superman by JahToasted · · Score: 1

      Yeah it was pretty obvious Ratner didn't give a shit about the X-men. Singer, for all his faults, at least treated the characters with reverance and it showed. In the climax a lot of characters were killed of that were minor characters in the movie but major characters from the comic book. Magneto was for the most part just a one dimensional evil villain, with none of the conflict in him that you see in the comics or the previous movies.

      And the movie wasn't that long. Why wasn't their a little more character development? The pacing was pretty shitty anyway, so there's no reason they couldn't have had a more few scenes with that. But maybe I chouldn't complain, some of the character development scenes were extremely painful.

  74. You are getting old. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Old people always complain that nowadays X just isn't like it was in the olden days. To them it may very well seem true but there is a logical problem with their belief.

    If everything always gets worse then by now something must be truly goddamn awfull. Sure TV hasn't been around long enough but how about theatre? If every generation theatre, wich has been around for hundreds of years in the current form, must by now be truly nasty. /me looks at some "art" productions. Hmmm, maybe those oldies are right after all.

    When you are young anything you experience is still new and fresh and original. That funny "christmas on 42nd street" episode in your favorite sitcom is hilarious. When you get older and you see the 100th sitcom do the same old routine you are probably not nearly as amused.

    As a kid I read some of my mothers harlequin novels. Yeah yeah, I know. But were they really that bad compared to the sci-fi and fantasy trash I was reading? Sure I can also claim to have read the classics at the time but so can my mother, just that both of us topped them off with a nice layer of fluff. I just read them because I was curious and because I was bored and because, well lets be honest here, some of them were rather steamy.

    They weren't all bad but after I read my mom's favorites, the pre-selected ones, I found out that the majority of them were just bleh. The same old stuff recycled and rewarmed, names and places changed but the same old story.

    Exactly the same as all those paint by numbers sitcoms that share all the same episodes. "Christmas on 42nd street wich a lead character that they are special to the others in a heartwarming episode", "the three ghosts of christmas that get a lead character to behave better for the split second left at the end of the episode", "the estranged parent who left the lead character and now comes back and makes up", etc etc.

    The first time you see it, it is original, the 100th time it is not.

    The same is true for movies. Was the Doom movie really that bad or was it just bad to us old people because we had seen it all before. I at time felt like I was watching a remake of Southern Comfort and in general every "ten little indians" horror movie.

    I think it is one of the reasons so many geeks like anime/manga. Always on the look out for something fresh japense entertainment at least for while does offer that. Granted they got the exact same staple episodes but at least for a while it will all seem fresh and new and exciting.

    Entertainment ain't anyworse now then it has ever been. There has always been bad stuff around, just examine your own favorites of your youth, but as you get older you will notice more and more how much of entertainment is the same old crap in a new wrapper. You might then make the mistake of looking at stuff from before your time and think that things were so much better but that is just because the old stuff is still new to you. If you really went to look at all the movies from say the 1940's you would quickly notice that an awfull lot of it is just as steaming a pile of crap as the majority of today's movies.

    Movies ain't getting worse, you are getting more critical. It is just the disease of getting old, but don't worry a cure is around. It is called death. Something new and exciting to look forward to eh?

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    1. Re:You are getting old. by eskayp · · Score: 1

      "If everything always gets worse then by now something must be truly goddamn awfull. "
      You may have a point regarding entertainment, but have you checked out the Whitehouse lately?

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  75. One Word... CRITERION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.criterionco.com/ Maybe you are just in need of something more substantial now...

  76. Completely uninspiring by mcgroarty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Movies used to inspire. They were about characters who you admired or wanted to emulate, and there wasn't any ambiguity about right and wrong.

    Bring back the heroic guy - we've had enough wishy-washy characters who always have a major personal flaw. Bring back the fantastic dame who hangs off his arm -- she can be superhuman too, but that doesn't mean she has to take him down a peg at every chance. Bring back the strident and brave adventure, be it action, discovery, business, or voyage -- let the hero make the movie happen instead of being passively bounced about by heavy-handed plot devices. Bring back the unquestionably evil villain and don't fret about whether we understand his horrible childhood. Bring back the black-and-white morality - we like to see bad squashed and good heralded. If the film's going to go deep, don't go deep into the thousandth iteration of Hollywood feel-good stay-between-the-lines PC pop psych preaching... we go to the theater for a momentary escape from that. And for the love of christ, quit talking down to the audience.. It's okay to challenge the viewer once in a while.

    1. Re:Completely uninspiring by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I'm tired of unpredictable movies. I want to know from the second the preview starts that the good guy is going to win and get the girl, and the bad guy is going to be beaten, kicked in the nuts, and then fall in poo. Along the way, the good guy should tell really awful, punny jokes that the actresses will inexplicably giggle and fall in love with him for anyway.

      In fact, I don't know why we even need more than one movie. Just make one just like that, call it "The Movie," and we'll just watch it forever and ever. It'll be awesome.

    2. Re:Completely uninspiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please be satire.

    3. Re:Completely uninspiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [...list of unchallenging things...] And for the love of christ, quit talking down to the audience.. It's okay to challenge the viewer once in a while.
      I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and say you are way too subtle for slashdot.
  77. Barton Fink by Tony · · Score: 1

    Bah. Movies have always been bad, and television has always been worse.

    Back in the day, we had Jaws, around the same time as Kolchak, the Nigh Stalker. Both were good, but Kolchak was cheesy as hell. It didn't get good until they changed the name to X-Files, and then it only lasted a couple of seasons before it jumped the shark.

    Watch Barton Fink. Movies were just as terribly derivative and sucky back in whatever "Golden Age" you might wish to conjure. We still get good movies-- just check out "Good Night, And Good Luck," or "Capote," or "Syriana," or "Slither." All good movies, in their own right. (Slither reminded my very much of "Tremors.") Just because we have to balance that against any of the dreck you've seen recently shouldn't count against them.

    (For the record, I didn't like "Dead Man's Chest" the first time I watched it, but really and truly loved it the second time through. So my taste in movies is suspect.)

    Movies generally suck. Try to pick a great movie from every year since you were born. It'd be a tough assignment. Some years would have many great movies, and other years would have nothing. Nada.

    If you want to watch a great movie, go watch "Psychomania." Go on. I dare you.

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  78. hunger for making money by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Because hunger for money only came into existence in 2005 and before then everyone everyone did everything for a higher motive. Riiight.

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  79. Cultural slump by rocketman768 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with all the answers I see above is that they are all looking too narrowly at the situation. What this slashdotter has witnessed is a part of the recent death in creativity in all arts. Why do you think music sales have sucked it up in the past 8 or 10 years? It's not the mp3's, it's just that all the music is a fake imitation of real creativity. Think about it for a few minutes...what has been the last musical renaissance? Metal. When? Early 80's. It's been 20+ years when (if you do a tiny bit of research) you will find that new genres of music have been appearing every 10-20 years. Literature is the same, as is Hollywood.

    I went to see a film a year ago, and I counted 10 previews for movies that were remakes of older movies. Insane. And not only are they remakes, they are remakes who bank on special effects and the "ah" factor to carry the power of the film. This is weak. This is analogous to the Backstreet Boys in music who rely on their looks and harmony rather than the actual musical content.

    There you have it: cultural slump. Go see indie films and be a part of a movement. That is the only way to break it.

    1. Re:Cultural slump by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Metal the last musical rennasaince?

      http://www.di.fm/edmguide/

      Take his sarcastic commentary with a grain of salt, but the actual information is pretty well researched. Major innovations came well after the rise of metal, which actually started forming back in the 70s. Metal is certainly a great genre, a lot of creativity and innovation in it, but it is far from the last renassaince.

    2. Re:Cultural slump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you are stupid. the last renaissance was not metal, i mean you could say that if you want to completely ignore rap, hip-hop, twee, new wave, grunge, emo, hardcore, and a lot more! i'd say more but it is 3 in the morning and i overdosed on NyQuil today. do a little research you idiot. good movies and good music are there, just look! the reason that crap is coming out is because people keep paying to see it, if you want good movies, dont see the lame ones.

  80. Re:Couldn't Agree More by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    I certainly don't blame Anderson for the problems. The writing was just really lazy-esque for his last couple of seasons, like the writers were just going through the motions while simultaneously taking themselves more seriously than they did before they stopped caring. I'm sure neither of those was actually the case, I'm sure they tried their asses off and it just wasn't quite working, but that was the vibe they were giving off.

    Completely agree about Atlantis.

  81. so try something different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    watch anime instead :)

  82. Update some old favorites. by Chatmag · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see "Godzilla versus Myspace"; "The Day the Earth Stood Still-The Microsoft Story"; "Twenty Thousand Leagues under Paper-How Your Government Works".

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  83. Why? by Descalzo · · Score: 1

    They were always bad. Your taste has just improved.

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  84. There is the rest of the world, you know... by pcummins · · Score: 1

    Basically Hollywood is suffering from the from the need to make money on every film they produce to appease the experience that the average movie goer gets when they watch a film at the local multiplex. As a result, scripts have been watered down (so that the average person "gets it"), costs have gone up for CGI/effects/actors (so it pulls the viewers in), number of theatres and film prints (so you can't miss it). Originality and taking chances is not what making a blockbuster is about, it's about making simple scripts, amping it up with what's popular and blasting it out to the audience to make some cash and then get some major bucks on DVD rentals and cable later on. Movies aren't the only thing that's suffering - games have been flopping badly lately (again, high costs to make nice 3D effects, competition to make your FPS stand out) as well as anime (generic scripting, the usual angst ridden characters, harem style animes, or whatever... definitely a downstep from the 1990's with a few exceptions). Consider this like the evolution of a specialised virus that hits hard initially, gets popular and then becomes watered down like the common cold (the idea is to infect as much as you can in order to propagate). The more people you infect, the more cash you get, if that's the aim. If you really want to see the real deal you need to hit the indie circuit or International film festivals to see what is really out there and be willing to admit that it won't have all your average preconditioned movie mental laxatives thrown in. For example off the top of my head, Primer was quite popular at local indie films (despite having a nearly incomprehensible script). Other movies like Hard Candy (can't remember others so far) and documentaries like an Inconvenient Truth and Who Killed the Electric Car are picking up as well. (Having said that, documentaries may get big, then devolve again so you get documentaries about trivial popularist nonsense... I hope not for a while, though). On the other hand, since I got fairly bored with the stuff from USA I switched to watching foreign films, mostly Japanese, Korean and Chinese with a bit of European and others tossed in. Half the stuff USA has been recycling is from Japan (ala Ringu, Ju-On, Kairo) or Korea (Il Mare, some others I can't remember). Myself and a few of my friends now get regularly together for movie nights where English is primarily only used to order pizza or exclaim WTF!? loudly (especially if you're watching something like Zebraman, Survive Style 5+ or other wierd Japanese films, particularly by Miike. Might have to move onto Oh! My Zombie Mermaid and Nice Forest soon). If you're conditioned to whinge about how subs "are hard to read" just remember that in the world stage, English is not the primary language (it's Chinese, followed by Hindi, Spanish then English) so you really have no excuses about being self-righteous that everything has to be dubbed for your convenience. (Usually badly. You lose bucketloads of nuances in the process, and I consider it a bastardisation of a film). My advice - start hitting IMDB and good indie film sites like Twitch Film to find the real deal and get used to BitTorrent (as you won't find most of them in USA... for a long long time). Once you start, you'll find other people and web sites to keep you going.

  85. I used to wonder just this by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used to wonder just what you are asking. Then I saw MST3K. Once you realize the sheer number of abysmally bad movies from the past, you begin to understand that movies haven't gotten worse at all. If anything, they have gotten far better. Name one major movie released this year that has bad audio, bad camerawork, or incompetent editing? You can't do it. No matter how awful today's movies are, they still look and sound amazingly better than movies of the past.

    Today's movies fail in terms of writing, acting, directing, or, in some cases, all of the above. Implausible plots, paper acting, horrible cinematography - none of this is new. But we don't remember "Monster a Go Go" or "Manos: The Hands of Fate". We do remember "Back to the Future".

    That said, this year has been particularly weak. There's no Matrix, no Star Wars, no Harry Potter, and no Lord of the Rings. This year seems weak because 2001-2004 were so astoundingly strong. Whether or not you liked "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone", seeing the franchise come to the big screen was a huge deal for many, many people. The "Lord of the Rings" series was one of the most anticipated film adaptations ever. And although the "Star Wars" prequels were generally regarded as weak, the special effects were amazing.

    I can name tons of movies that I enjoyed over the past 10 years, from Pixar's films (Incredibles / Nemo / Monsters / Toy Story) to the superhero films that worked (X-Men, Spider-Man, Batman Begins) to the unique and bizzare films (GATTACA, Fight Club, Memento) to great action/suspense films (The Matrix, Collateral) and a lot more.

    1. Re:I used to wonder just this by Eric604 · · Score: 1

      Fight Club, memento and toy story are o.k, the others you name are too mushy for my taste.

      The most recent o.k movies I've seen would be 'land of the dead (2005)' and 'the island (2005)'.

      Another annoying thing is seeing the same actors over and over again. Who on earth wants to see 'the lake house' (2006) with Sandra Bullock when there is the excellent Korean version 'Siworae' (2000) ??

      Here are some movies that I found quite enjoyable:
      The thing, alien, aliens, screamers, apocalypse now, full metal jacket, videodrome, avalon, Predator (I), There's Something About Mary, The Thirteenth Floor, Where Eagles Dare, An American Werewolf in London, Angel Heart, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, eXistenZ, Near Dark, Photographing Fairies, Reindeer Games, Road Trip, Stark Raving Mad, Waterworld, Mad Max 2, Stark Raving Mad, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Bladerunner, Scanners, Split Second, Fucking Åmål, Napoleon Dynamite ;), Space Truckers ;).

      Feel free to extent this list :)

      boring movies:
      Lawnmower Man *, The Matrix *, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Hulk, ET, DeepStar Six, Spider Man, Project Viper, The Hole, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Kill Bill: Vol. 1.

  86. Why have movies been bad lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movies haven't been bad lately. With Art School Confidential, Clerks 2, The 2nd Pirates Movie, X-men 3 (which wasn't as good as it could have been, but was still enjoyable), coming out lately, it's a wonder you even ask such a stupid question. Quality of movies hasn't decreased, it's just that the amount of movies being put out has increased. They make a ton of movies every year and not all of them can be fantastic.

    In any case, they are probably putting out roughly the same amount, or possibly even more good movies every year then they have been since the begining of Hollywood.

  87. Because people watch them by raezr · · Score: 1

    Hollywood has figured out that the quality of a movie has a small effect on how well the movie sells compared to the advertising used to promote a movie. So the logical strategy, from a marketing perspective, is to reduce the quality and increase the advertising; this is exactly what Hollywood is doing. People watch bad movies just as much (if not more) as they watch good movies. In the end it pays off more to make a bad movie.

  88. decadence, decadence by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Pirates of the Caribbean II is a perfect example of what's wrong with American entertainment: It was storyboarded as a cartoon and produced as cgi jive. And only Disney could drag up the squid from 24,000 Leagues Under The Sea and (tsk ... so gratuitously) "do it right." The simple answer is, Japan has deflowered the cultural soul of America with Zelda, GITS and Miyazaki, so all those Mary Tyler Moore joke writers left over from the 20th Century have nowhere to peddle their 300-baudville.

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  89. Re:Couldn't Agree More by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    exactly .. lazy writing..

    for instance: the history on the pegasus arc of the sg1 panoply indicates atlantis was both the first and last inabited city in that galaxy, but it has no zpm factory?.. what they made them with sticks and rocks? Oo..

    other stupid tactical blunders abound starting at season 8 and moving forward from there in both series.

    Now adays it's just a showcase for some awesome special effects and mechanical designs.. but that's more than can be said about every other show save those including john stewart, carlos mancia, and colbert.

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  90. Just watch anime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Seriously. I'm not trying to be funny. I feel the same way about television and movies (have been for years, now), so I started watching more anime a couple of years ago. It seems to me that manga and anime is an 'anything goes' medium, where, for the most part, there's no telling what you'll witness next. I've seen a whole lot of very compelling stories that would satisfy anyone, no matter what their tastes are in entertainment. I try not to listen to the English dubs, though.

    When you pick up an anime DVD, you really have NO IDEA what you might be getting into. Pick up any American movie, TV show, or animation, and you practically know exactly what's going to happen in the end; you're just getting the DVD to find out how they'll get there. That gets tiresome.

    Basically, I'm saying that my expectations are a bit higher, so I no longer watch TV, except for the news. I don't listen to popular music, because it's all trash. I definitely don't go to the movies all too often, except to get out of the house with my girlfriend once in a while (she no longer enjoys movie theatres that much anymore, either). I basically just watch anime, and hum various pieces of anime theme music all day (because most of it's beautiful - you aniime-lovers know what I'm talking about).

  91. bleh by aichpvee · · Score: 1

    I don't know, movies seem to be getting a lot better lately. At least there are a handful films each year that I want to see and end up enjoying now, as opposed to a few years back when there were maybe one or two the whole year that I wound up seeing that were worth my time, not even counting the money.

    On the other hand, stargate sg-1 and atlantas are some of the weakest shows on television. All those SciFi channel original series seem like they've got a random plot generator that includes scripting and lame acting choice notes. I know that'll get me modded troll or flamebait, but stargate isn't any better than all the lame reality TV.

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  92. and then the man said to follow... by Drago+Kith+Somtaw · · Score: 1

    we went the other way, there was more money there, actually it was this little guy with a pitchfork but...nevermind
    anyway
    its not like movie's have a choice a lot of the time
    had a teacher who had a friend (etc...) who did the proofreading for scripts. heard a story where they argued to change the apple pie to some other pie just so that another writer could get credits for "writing"

    on the other hand, good old regular tv has some good stuff, sci-fi channel: sg-1, sg-atlantis, battlestar galatica... eureka and who wants to be a superhero don't look to bad either. tv shows have to be good becuase they are generally dependent on repeat performance and get more chances before they get canceled. movies are one shot, once its out the door its like waving goodbye to a blind bird.

    And:
    Batman Begins was a good movie.

  93. Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately? by washbasin2k · · Score: 1

    Bush. Depressing news around us makes for dull movies and shows.

  94. Re: Some Movies aren't too bad .. to some people. by bar-agent · · Score: 1
    Most people I know who saw V for Vendetta loved it, including myself.

    Well, yeah. I mean, the people you know are friends of yours. That, right there, establishes their level of taste and critical thinking -- low to nonexistent. No wonder they liked V for Vendetta!

    (Of course, I don't know you from Adam, nor do I know your friends, and for the record, I liked that movie. But, look, I saw the opportunity for the slam and I took it. Don't hate me for doin' what I gotta do. :) )
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  95. I'm sure... by ItMustBeEsoteric · · Score: 1

    ..that people always ask this question. History remembers good movies (and exceptionally bad movies, ala Manos: Hands of Fate), and tends to forget the mediocre ones. Looking back, things always look more appealing.

  96. Just watch anime... by dias_flac · · Score: 1

    (forgot to log in first)

    Anime...seriously. I'm not trying to be funny. I feel the same way about television and movies (have been for years, now), so I started watching more anime a couple of years ago. It seems to me that manga and anime is an 'anything goes' medium, where, for the most part, there's no telling what you'll witness next. I've seen a whole lot of very compelling stories that would satisfy anyone, no matter what their tastes are in entertainment. I try not to listen to the English dubs, though.

    When you pick up an anime DVD, you really have NO IDEA what you might be getting into. Pick up any American movie, TV show, or animation, and you practically know exactly what's going to happen in the end; you're just getting the DVD to find out how they'll get there. That gets tiresome.

    Basically, I'm saying that my expectations are a bit higher, so I no longer watch TV, except for the news. I don't listen to popular music, because it's all trash. I definitely don't go to the movies all too often, except to get out of the house with my girlfriend once in a while (she no longer enjoys movie theatres that much anymore, either). I basically just watch anime, and hum various pieces of anime theme music all day (because most of it's beautiful - you anime-lovers know what I'm talking about).

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  97. My list of reasons why I rarely go to the cinema by cowbutt · · Score: 1
    Let's see, my personal list:

    * Over-reliance on CGI and special effects

    * Cliched fight and/or chase scenes

    * Rehashed stories

    * Pointless remakes and/or revivals of retro TV series

    * "Never mind the quality, feel the quantity!" - two+ hour movies that only have 90 minutes of story. Leave me wanting more not less!

    * Poor marketing of indie flicks that may not suffer from the above faults, such that I don't hear about them until they're on DVD or on TV

  98. Lately? by ozbird · · Score: 1
    What do you mean "lately"? Movies have always been bad - with very few exceptions (e.g. the LoTR trilogy.)
    The reasons as I see them are:
    • Formulaic Hollywood tripe. If it isn't a sequel or a rip-off of another movie, it's "movie A meets movie B".
    • Movies that don't make a squillion dollars in the opening week are considered failures - probably because only reasonable movies survive beyond the first week (i.e. once the marketing hype was worn off, and word gets out from audiences unfortunate enough to see it.)
    • Hollywood executives aren't prepared to stick their necks out and try something original. See above.
    The mainstream film industry sucks for the same reason that mainstream music sucks - they've lost the plot (pun intended.)
  99. Isn't it obvious?? by dino213b · · Score: 1

    In these new cookie cutter movies, special effects are no longer special.

    In order for an effect to be special, it has to be used once in awhile. Instead, it's quite the opposite.

  100. Stories being retold? No way! by cliath · · Score: 1

    People are complaining about all of the remakes coming out as if stories haven't been retold through out mankind's existance.

    1. Re:Stories being retold? No way! by acid_andy · · Score: 0

      Yeah, might help if the retelling was actually any good! OK, in some rare cases a remake has improved upon the original, but when it's just a total shameless cash-in, riding completely on the concepts and name of the original and the new film seriously sucks then it's very, very bad. You've got to hand it to these companies though, they're sure getting good at making a quick buck as easily as possible. Remake == no risk. Maximum profit for minimum effort. Forget creativity.

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  101. Not so much bad as repetitive by Animats · · Score: 1

    Hollywood seems to be going through an idea shortage period. Too many remakes this summer. "Pirates of the Caribbean" (a sequel to a movie version of a ride at Disneyland). "Clerks II" (a sequel to a very low budget movie, now with a bigger budget.) "Superman Returns" ("Up in the sky! That guy with a cape again!") "Miami Vice" (Probably not going to bring back pastels.) "Underworld Evolution" (Kate Beckinsale does a great job making a stupid concept work.) "Tokyo Drift" (Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom ... yawn).

    This tends to happen when studios are losing money and opt for the sure thing.

    The original ideas aren't that good, either. "Nacho Libre?" "Snakes on a Plane?" "The Lake House?" Even Pixar blew it this year, with "Cars".

    There's some good stuff. "The Devil Wears Prada" is very funny.

    The average quality for this year isn't that awful. But there's no great movie this year. Nothing this year will make the top 50 movies of all time. That's what creates the feeling it's a bad movie year.

    Note that the problem is writing and story, and to a lesser extent, acting. Effects, backgrounds, locations, and action are being done perfectly. Hollywood really does have the mechanics of the business nailed. CG integration is now seamless. Practical effects are better than ever. Because of this, audiences now expect so much of that stuff that story and dialogue are overwhelmed. This makes the story look weak. And you leave the theater feeling you just watched a video game.

  102. Mod the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have mod points, how do I mod this article
    -1 Flamebait
    -1 Redundant

  103. Because the good old days weren't all that good? by Grimster · · Score: 1

    We remember the past fondly, and tend to forget the stinkers.

    Think of all the great movies from the past, now think of how many BAD movies you don't remember. You remember the good ones. You see this is only 1 year and in ANY 1 year you won't have more than maybe 1 truly good movie, but looking in the "past" there's decades of movies to draw from, decades vs 1 year, or just a few years, so it seems like movies aren't good anymore, when in reality there never were that many good movies made. If you listed all the "good" movies would you even have a movie for each year? Probably not.

    In 30 years we'll look back and wonder "why aren't movies now as good as back 90's and early 2K's?".

    Ahh the good old days.

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  104. it's because Little Man made $30M. by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    It's crap. Everyone knows it's crap. It makes $30M.

    As long as you keep watching/buying crap, they'll keep making more.

    Be more choosy in what you see and they'll be a bit more careful in what they make.

    Don't just go see a poor movie like Pirates of the Carribean 2 just because it's #1 and you can't think of anything else to see.

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  105. You're Too Old. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that's the bottom line.

  106. No more remakes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more stupid fucking remakes already!

    THAT's what makes films so much worse now than in previous decades! There were never this number of remakes churned out then - correct me if I'm wrong, someone much older please..?

    I despise remakes so much mainly because a lot of kids and teenagers seeing them will never even realise that the original (and sometimes better) film existed. Worst of all - if you refer to the film by name, how the fuck do people know you mean the original one and not the remake? I'm sorry but for a great film like The Italian Job, you just shouldn't have to say "The original Italian Job film" just to refer to it! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

  107. What bad movies? by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Bad movies?! My friend, what are you complaining about? Armed with the IMDb and a little thing called taste, I haven't seen a bad movie in ages.

    In just the last few months, I've been dazzled by cool stuff by Michael Haneke (*the* coolest end-of-the-world movie ever made, "Hour of the Wolf," the creepy "Hidden," and the revoltingly subversive "Funny Games") and Takashi Miike (the icy "Black Society" trilogy), the awesome 1976 black comedy "Network," and a pair of superb recent documentaries, "New York Doll" (70s glam rock) and "Why We Fight" (Eisenhower's warning against the military industrial complex). I can't also forget "The Servant," a sinister 60s-era British flick (made by Joseph Losey, the immensely talented film industry outcast from Wisconsin) about a manservant slowly taking over his master's life which has the additional gift of having been adapted by our recent Nobel Laureate in literature, Harold Pinter. Oh, yeah, and two really different, fantastic dramas about the boxing life: "Fat City" (1972) and "The Set-Up" (1949). Hell, I'd watch more, but the week's only so long and I have to make room for possibly the best serial drama ever made, Deadwood--a masterpiece in our time!

    See, it's too late in the day to complain about Hollywood. Disappointment and boredom will await you if you depend on the idiot factory. Happily, the rest of the planet hasn't lost its touch. The library of international film is so full of good and even astonishing work that you need a lifetime to watch it all.

    Like any subject, you won't get very far without some guidance. The little paragraph in the On Demand section? That isn't going to cut it. Get hold of a good film companion like Halliwell's, and read some of the great movie critics like Andrew Sarris or Pauline Kael. Or if you want to start this instant, then peruse the reliable Roger Ebert's short odes to great films. Start at random, you can hardly go wrong with anything here:

    http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/secti on?category=REVIEWS08

    1. Re:What bad movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent suggestions! One is mis-identified, it's "Time of the Wolf". "Hour of the Wolf" is a Bergman film.

    2. Re:What bad movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to be all pissing-contest about it, but as an avid fan of both "Deadwood" and "Battlestar Galactica," I can tell you that "Battlestar Galactica" is at least somewhat better, and occasionally a lot better.

      "Deadwood" is a good show, don't get me wrong. But if you expand beyond the core group of Swearengen, Bullock and a couple others, you find painted backdrops. Hell, even Tolliver is mostly two-dimensional, and don't even get me started on Hearst. You never get the sense that these are REALLY real people. They're characters.

      The show's been compared (flatteringly) to Shakespeare, and I think that's valid. Shakespeare told great stories. But his characters basically walked onto the stage as newborns with no back-story to speak of. (Yes, yes, there are exceptions, but I'm making a point here.) With a few exceptions, "Deadwood" is the same way. Despite the fact that a lot of these guys are based on real people (Charlie Utter is my favorite example) you never really get the feeling that they existed before shooting started. They don't feel real. They feel written.

      If you look at "Galactica," on the other hand -- I've been watching a lot of both shows on DVD during the summer lull -- you find really well-developed characters. People who are complex and (above all) flawed. Hell, Roslin, the show's real central good-guy figure, made a calculated play to use religion to sway political support (hello, W, you're looking lovely in that outfit) and then tried to rig an election! Sure, she means well, but she's seriously messed up, man.

      I dunno, I don't want to ramble. I just happen to judge TV, or any serial storytelling medium, differently from movies or novels or plays. With TV it's not sufficient to tell an interesting story. You've gotta keep me coming back week after week for years. So you've got to have surprises, changes in characters, but they've gotta be believable, not just random stuff. If you sit down and watch the very first episode of Deadwood, then the one that aired just last week, you're really seeing basically the same show, just with a few new characters here and there. But compare the first episode of "Galactica" to the last one. Hoo! Totally different setting, totally different relationships. Totally new show.

      Sorry, I know I rambled too long. It's Sunday. I'm bored.

  108. dag nabbit! by itcomesinwaves · · Score: 1

    Don't look now, but I think there might be some kids on your lawn.

  109. I totally do agree with him. by AnXa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am 19, and I have watched a lots of films in my life. Espesially with friends. And I have to say that most Hollywood films are just boring, stypid, they're not funny when they supposed to be so. And it's overall very bad. Now, when films are this bad, less and less people go to watch them. And then Hollywood can easily talk about how piracy is causing them to loss more and more money when in fact hollywood is making big mistake not trying to fix their own problems with big productions. At least some small productions with a lot of less money are occasionally making o.k films. But usually Asian productions are much better. Japanese action and horror films are great. At the moment I know only one American film director who has made some good movies lately, and he is Quentin Tarantino. Can you agree with me?

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  110. I saw a good movie recently. by eddy · · Score: 1

    Running Scared. Sure, I might have a small crush on Vera Farmiga, but it was acutually a very good movie, I thought.

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  111. try the Criterion Collection, also by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    I buy many films put out by The Criterion Collection. They aren't all great (The Rock? excuse me?) but they are influential and generally interesting. I've discovered many great movies that I never would've seen otherwise. The Passion of Joan of Arc, for example. Not everything has to be absolutely new to be fascinating and moving. Watch Fritz Lang's M, Lolita (by either Kubrick or Adrian Lyne), or Varda's Vagabond.

    You might want to watch fewer movies, and spend more time reading instead. Books take more time, but ultimately they stand up better to repeated readings than movies do to repeated viewings. I have many DVDs, but when it comes to what is near and dear to my heart, they are as straw compared to my library. I'm an introspective person, and I like Ingmar Bergman, but even his most profound movies fail to even hint at the depths of introspection of books by Dostoevsky or Proust. I know that wasn't the original question, but if you're at a loss as to what to do with your time...

  112. Because It's the State of Our Union by spack · · Score: 1

    Someone is paying for this crap (watching it) because it's still being funded and shoved in our faces all over the television sets and banner ad space on the web. Hollywood hasn't crumbled yet due to lack of patrons. I think they are pushers and the mindless public are sitcom junkies looking for an escape. Hollywood could make a feature length movie out of Friends and it would probably get rave reviews like "the funniest film of the summer," "the best comedy of the year," and (my one of my favorites) "a roller-coaster ride of laughs and guffaws that will leave you breathless and in tears." The Filthy Critic loves to quote the "quote whores" that just spout off meaningless drivel because it makes them sound like movie critics worthy of getting paid for their "professional" reviews. By the way, I didn't see anyone else paying homage to old Filthy, so make sure you check out his page. http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/ He's had a string of one finger movies lately. No surprise there. Overall, movie theatre attendance is on the decline and has been for years. I remember a few years back hearing a lengthy report on NPR talking about this. I learned a lot from the report, including things like how theatres are renting movies from distrubutors and the majority of ticket prices for the first few months go straight to distributors. This is why theatres charge so bloody much for concessions, it's the main place they make their revenue. I swear they'd sell three times as much if they'd cut the prices by two-thirds, but that would be too logical. It's no different than what Hollywood is doing with declining movies. Movie attendance is down, so they jack up prices to compensate on the revenues. Again, someone is paying, so they have incentive to keep up the status quo. (Why does the image of beating an aged and nearly dead, overburdened cart horse come to mind?)

    As someone who has worked in the fan based science-fiction convention scene now for many years, I see the written word on the decline. No, I don't think books will die, but it simply reflects out society. Most of the people I see attending reading panels (where the author reads their own works), or writing panels, or anything else to do with actual written science/fantasy fiction, are an older crowd. This simply correlates to the rest of society. We are a media oriented society now. X-boxes, mindless movies, flashy cartoons on television that move at warp speed and don't even give a chance for the audience to revel in a good laugh (think Bugs Bunny and compare to Power Puff Girls), and MTV. Oh lords of Hollywood, let us not forget MTV, which has completed it's de-evolution into the "Shiny Things Network." Hey kids, try some books. Go slow at first, your brain needs to come up to speed. On yet another side note, as my post is full of them, I love Harry Potter stories. It's gotten so many teens and young adults to actually read and not even be phased at the thought of 500 pages or more.

    It's a safe bet that the majority of Slashdot readers are going to be fans of Science Fiction. I myself enjoy the Stargates on Sci-Fi channel. I watch them because there's not a lot else to watch and it's a fun, affordable, relaxing and safe way to spend a Friday evening. I also watch them because they preceed Battlestar Galactica and like any good headliner band, your are going to sit through the opening act to watch what you really came to see. (More on this in a moment.) This Atlantis scene that captured the "emotion and emergency" I just don't get. I find the Stargates to be a franchise that Sci-Fi channel is milking and the writing to be lacking. I find the characters to be exceptionally two dimensional with zero depth and development in the last many seasons. Yes, I realize that Atlantis isn't that old. I stand by my statement. I think the writers are too comfortable in their characters. Perhaps they think we wish to see David Hewitt become the most supreme smart ass of all times. I'm j

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  113. Re:Couldn't Agree More by syukton · · Score: 2, Informative

    the history on the pegasus arc of the sg1 panoply indicates atlantis was both the first and last inabited city in that galaxy, but it has no zpm factory?

    I don't call that a stupid tactical blunder, I call that a stupid viewer. I'm sorry, but a little bit needs to be left to the imagination so that you can "what if" the story a little bit, opening your mind to a new possibility. Asking for every single thing to be written out for you is the mark of complete mental laziness.

    All of the cities similar to Atlantis are actually starships--they have hyperdrives and other systems for interstellar and intergalactic travel--so maybe the "ZPM factory" left Pegasus to some other galaxy which will be brought in on another plot arc? Maybe communications were cut off between Atlantis and the factory and its departure was not recorded in the ancient database? Maybe the factory was obliterated during the many centuries of war with the Wraith, but that section of the ancient database hasn't yet been decoded? Or, maybe you'll just have to keep watching to find out, lazy viewer!

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  114. American movies by rs79 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, other countries make movies too... having just finished watching _The Longest Engagement_ I can't say I really care that hollywood makes shite these days.

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    1. Re:American movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right, only the good ones are made in America. The rest are mostly small budget crap.

  115. New TV format: 45-min. drama serial? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Frankly, I'm tired of the form that is a feature movie. Maybe it's me getting old or whatever, but I'm unable to build any enthusiasm even for movies I should really like. I think it started with Lord of The Rings, actually, which I saw and enjoyed - they're everything a movie should be for me - but to my own surprise I never felt I actually cared about it. I saw the first two, then really just forgot about seeing the third. I finally did see it on DVD, but out of a sense of duty, of finishing off something I started, more than anything else. It was great, it was absorbing, it was magnificient - and I would not have missed it at all had I simply skipped the whole thing.

    We've had the 2-hour feature for a century or so; perhaps it's time for the form to reinvent itself?
    This is one of the most interesting comments I've read in this discussion so far.

    I'd argue that the market is proving you right, as we speak. I think the new format of choice is not the two-hour movie, but the 45-minute serial. In the past few years we've seen the demise of the "story arc" sitcom (where each episode was basically self-contained and usually returned the situation to wherever it began, for the next episode), long a staple of American television, and replaced it with plot-driven series TV shows. I think the epitome of the genre is "24," just because it's really the antithesis of the sitcom format, but there are many other shows that have popped up that are basically the same thing.

    On one hand, people seem to like the shorter plotlines of series shows: you can get your 'dose' of entertainment in 45 minutes if you skip the commercials, rather than in two hours; but on the other hand the sales of DVD sets and my personal experience watching them indicates that people aren't adverse to watching two or three hours of serial episodes in a sitting.

    In some ways the whole thing reminds me of another change, which went in the opposite direction: the transition in the 19th century from serial fiction literature, to bound novels. It seems as though today we're going from movies, to series shows where each season has a basically 'cinematic' plot (pretty much any one season of most new dramas could have been a movie, although whether a good or bad one I won't say), and then where that one plot is broken into hourlong sub-plots that are delivered to the viewer in chunks.

    If I was cynical I'd say that this is further evidence of the ADD-ization of this country and of our society in general, but I won't pass judgement. I think I'll go watch another episode of Nip/Tuck, instead.
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    1. Re:New TV format: 45-min. drama serial? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Speaking of ADD ... have you ever used a stop watch during a typical US TV evening? Use one to time the amount of time that shows the actual programs and another one to time the amount of adds shown.

      I'm from a country where the tv stations aren't allowed to have commercial breaks in their programs. They can show commercials BETWEEN programs. We have a few sattelite stations that broadcast from England I think, but they usually limit their commercials to 5 mins every 30 minutes if the show is 60 minutes+, or 3 minutes ever 15 if it's less than 60 minutes (rough guesses here).

      This results in some rather interesting shows when we are shown US shows. Aparently you guys have commercial breaks every 3 to 5 minutes? INCLUDING the "stay tuned after the break where ..." and "before the break we were talking ..." parts?

      If that's true, it's no fucking wonder every kid and their dog has ADD in the US - they've never ever had to pay attention to anything for more than 200 seconds.

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    2. Re:New TV format: 45-min. drama serial? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      I'd argue that the market is proving you right, as we speak. I think the new format of choice is not the two-hour movie, but the 45-minute serial. In the past few years we've seen the demise of the "story arc" sitcom (where each episode was basically self-contained and usually returned the situation to wherever it began, for the next episode),

      Of course, the fact that Farscape was serial and not episodic was one of the reasons given for its cancellation. Fox showing Firefly out of order and irregularly helped kill the series.

      I think the problem (with TV and movies) is that the networks/studios simply want to make (lots) of money and don't really care about a quality product as far as plot, characterization, subtext, symbology, etc... You know, the things that really make something interesting to watch multiple times.

      For example, regardless of one's fondness for Firefly (I love it, BTW) and its sci-fi / western mix, the entire series (and movie Serenity) is superbly crafted, acted, photographed and scored. There are little details that make it wonderful to watch on subsequent viewings and the music gets into your soul when you realize how it's tied to the characters. (listen to the commentary tracks for details about the production details)

      Most movies and series offer nothing new after the first viewing, and I find this boring. Unfortunately, I think people are conditioned to flashy gloss with no substance and this is a shame. I think there are producers, directors and actors out there who really do want to make interesting, deep, and exciting products, even if those products don't make a ton of cash.

      Perhaps if the studios could get over having to have "blockbusters" and declaring a movie a "flop" if it fails to make a bazillion dollars over the opening weekend, we could get better products.

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  116. They are just giving the people what they want by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    If you throw crap out the door and it makes a profit why bother with trying to make a good movie.
    You do what works, and crap has been making a profit for them.

  117. The answer should be obvious by ChronosWS · · Score: 1

    Like any other product in a capitalist society, it exists because there is a market for it. If people stopped paying for bad movies, bad movies would cease to plague us.

    Unfortunately for most of us here, we are not the only people on the planet who pay for movies, and thus do not ourselves dictate what is and is not a movie worthy of viewing. Your only choice is to place your vote by supporting those films you do like, and not supporting those you do not.

    Movie makers are doing what movie makers have always done and will always do - try to find a story which they believe people want to pay money to watch. Oh, sometimes there will be people who are making a film because they feel compelled to tell the story, but someone has to pay for the film, actors, catering (even if it's just pizza,) etc. The fact that people want to pay to see Dumb and Dumber[er] does not reflect on their inability/unwillingness to provide compelling matinee material so much as on our desire to see such drivel.

  118. Stargate? by BenjyD · · Score: 0, Troll

    You're using Stargate as an example of *good* TV? That formulaic, badly acted series based on a film that was even worse? Wow, I think the problem might be your taste and not the movies.

  119. $20 for a movie? by Kayamon · · Score: 1

    What the hell planet are you living on? :-)
    The AMC on 3rd and Santa Monica charges $10. I think that's pretty standard...

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    1. Re:$20 for a movie? by Yaotzin · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. Allthough I don't live in the U.S. so I wasn't sure if it was normal or not. Here in Sweden, a movie ticket goes for about 95 SEK which is 13.1337 USD (yes, really) with the current rates.

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  120. There are excellent movies by MemoryDragon · · Score: 2, Informative

    I recently went to a film festival of young european directors, and what I saw there blew lots of professional stuff easily away. One of the movies which gave me one of the biggest impressions was Zamedi/13, one of the best movies I have seen in the recent past (partially thriller/horror themed), you really have to look outside of the box, there is lots of talent there probably never to be discovered blowing most of the plastic garbage from hollywood away easily.

  121. If you want to watch real movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... go to a theatre like this.

    http://www.ifi.ie/ . That is the Irish film centre in Dublin. One of my weekly rituals is to go and catch an alternative film there. Even the chop-socky films shown there have a credible edge to them. If you are unwilling to see another Hulk/Spiderman/Superman/13 going on 30/was_a_good_now_on_followup_part_22 , you should find and go to one of these alternative movie houses. Example of a film playing in the IFI today.

    http://www.ifi.ie/cinema/dispfilm.asp?filmID=5120


    ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
    AS HIS NEW FILM THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP AMPLY DEMONSTRATES, MUSIC VIDEO DIRECTOR MICHEL GONDRY HAS NOW FIRMLY ESTABLISHED HIMSELF AS A REAL FILM-MAKER.

    His first feature, Human Nature, was a series of beautiful illusions that never cohered, but his second, Eternal Sunshine, is a terrific achievement. Developed from a story by Gondry and artist Pierre Bismuth, it starts with the advantage of having the best script to date by Charlie Kaufman (Being John Malkovich, Adaptation.). The science fiction premise has a ring of contemporary truth: emerging from a failed romantic relationship, the hero (a subdued Jim Carrey) discovers that his ex (an aggressive Kate Winslet) has hired a company to erase all her memories of him. He enlists their services too, but technical problems send him into a kind of temporal freefall in which past and present consciousness bleed together. It's amazing how much Gondry and Kaufman can do with their premise while carrying the audience along every step of the way.
  122. Atlantis? Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Atlantis?

    You can't be serious. Just like SG-1 I think Atlantis has very mediocre acting at best.

    People question the plot direction of Atlantis now? I would hate to see how bad it is in its 10th season. I'm sure it will make it that far.

  123. Well . . . by WCD_Thor · · Score: 1

    Miami Vice was good, even though its made after the TV show, it was good.

  124. Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    BTTF was a single movie, shot and released in 1985. The flying car sequence at the end was meant as a joke. When BTTF turned out to be the biggest movie of the year, Universal commissioned two more films to make a trilogy, which were filmed back-to-back between 1989 and 1990 and released in 1990. If you look at the end of the first film and the start of the second (or look it up on IMDB) you'll see that the actor who played Jennifer changed and the flying car sequence was re-shot with the new actor for the start of BTTF 2. The original actor was unavailable during the filming of the two sequels.

    1. Re:Nope. by tholomyes · · Score: 1

      The 2nd and 3rd movies also noticeably lacked Crispin Glover, the original George McFly.

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  125. " Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately" by Thatto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's the wide-releases that have sucked, not all movies. I am lucky to live in an area that has a couple of independent movie-houses-- (you know the ones where people turn their cell-phones off, and sit through the end-credits.) In that venue, I have seen some entertaining movies -- (The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Capote, Shopgirl.)

    So why are the studios failing to produce good movies?

    1. Because the average consumer doesn't want a masterpiece. Joe Six-pack wants just enough plausibility in the story to allow him to escape his reality for a couple of hours. I think that the audience is savvy to the tricks of the movie makers. Fantastic visual effects are no longer a substitute for a good plot (War of the Worlds comes to mind. Isn't the whole movie just one long chase?). Cool wardrobe and sharp language are no substitute for good acting.

    2. Names sell tickets. Spielberg, Hanks, and Cruise all sell tickets. Some of thier work is fantastic and some of it sucks eggs. Either way, chances are that the film will make $20 million before the word gets out.

    3. Risk. The average movie costs four to six million. With that kind of money on the line the pressure is on to recoup your investment. A movie version of a semi-memorable TV show from your target audience's collective childhood will always sell. (Dukes of Hazzard, Miami Vice, Star Wars EP I, II, III)

    Television has largely ruined the audience. Eight to ten minutes of commercials for every half-hour of programming. Crawling text, channel promotions w/sound playing over the show are very distracting. I have personally forgotten what I was watching while channel surfing during commercials. My point is that there are good films available, you just have to sift though a lot of schlock to get to them.

  126. Well, because you only watch Hollywood movies. by dom1234 · · Score: 1

    Come on, enlarge your horizons : there are thousands of movies that come from elsewhere in the world that you have not seen and are far better.

    1. Re:Well, because you only watch Hollywood movies. by dom1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... I'd like to add :
      If you are the kind of man to think the Matrix is highly philosophical and is the best movie ever or so, it's not surprising at all to see you bored of movies.
      Another suggestion I have for you is to take the time to see old repertoire movies, there are plenty of jewels to discover, and cost much less than the new wiz-bang Hollywood movie playing on the wiz-bang screen in the wiz-bang theater.

  127. Movies, TV, and Music by Kamiusd · · Score: 1

    Really the problem lies with the cost of making a film. With the skyrocketing cost of just making the film studios tend not to take chances. That's most likly why we are seeing sequels and clone movies so regularly. It also accounts for the influx of licensed comic movies. From their perspective they are leveraging their investment on the previous sales of a franchise. Not to mention if they are making a movie off a licensed property there is already a fan base. Less risk more chance for reward that is how you can describe the movie industries current business model. Tv on the other hand is plugging away as it always has channel A makes a show. That show has high ratings so channel B and C figures out how to tell the same story in a different way. A classic example is sitcoms with the exception of Sienfeld and a few others they all tell the same story based off the same ideas with a very small twist. So you can see how this spiralled in to the Reality Tv explosion we see today same premise diffrent show type. Just to touch on it the music industry is stuck in the same Tv like business model. Alot of the time a hit song can spawn a huge group of cloned artist signed to a label because they sound, look or in someway resemble that hit artist. They are selling a image not the music itself. To take this full circle it all comes back to risk vs. reward all mediums of enetertainment are becoming more expensive to produce. That fact stiffles creativity and leaves us the consumer with this garbage they call enertainment. However, it's also effecting the industries profit margins. Which in turn forces us to watch or listen to more of the same old cloned unoriginal crap that is selling at that given time.

  128. Movie remakes, etc... by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

    All the movie remakes are what is getting my goat. I've seen all the original movies while growing up in the 70s, so why would I want to see the remakes at today's inflated movie prices? Of all the remade movies that have been released in the last ten or fifteen years, I can't count on but one hand the number that impressed me as being better than the original.

    Bewitched: Dumb. The Flintstones movie: Shoulda left it as a cartoon, the live-action remake sucked goat nuts. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Ain't seen it, but damn, it looks like a piece of ass and friends say it doesn't compare to the Gene Wilder classic. About the only fare I've been able to tolerate that seem like remakes are the latest creations by Stan Lee and Marvel Comics like Xmen and Spiderman. Those films rocked.

    I blame this lack of creativity as stemming from a generation of people who had all their stories created for them then spoonfed via television for the past four decades. Before then, people had to actually make up new stories to entertain themselves. Maybe we need some cataclysm that would take away television and other entertainment to get people back into the creative groove, or we need to douche Hollywood as there seems to be a bit of constipation in that festering anus of a town.

  129. YouTube Cesspool by Mandrel · · Score: 1

    YouTube has a simple form of colaborative filtering, in the form of ratings, view counts, and favourite counts. It'd be nice to see a video site that used a more sophisticated form, getting recommendations from users having a similar taste, such as the Last.fm music site.

  130. Movies have given way to a new medium by nathanh · · Score: 1

    Movies have "been so bad lately" because you've been exposed to higher quality entertainment elsewhere... in the form of the modern mini-series. The mini-series has more time and therefore has a greater opportunity for character and plot development. The result is that you've been spoilt; you'll watch a great series like Lost or Babylon 5 and suddenly a 90 minute movie seems "bad" by comparison. Movies feel rushed because they're trying to cram in too much content: the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 movie is a perfect example.

    This isn't my idea, although I do wish I'd thought of it. Clive James recently expressed the idea on National Radio. His example was Saving Private Ryan - admittedly a good movie but it pales into insignificance compared to Band of Brothers. I thought "Clive's gone crazy" but then I reflected and realised that I watch mini-series far more often than I watch movies. I enjoy them more. There is simply more content in a mini-series; a greater number of plot twists and side stories, more interaction between the characters, and each week I'm left with a cliff hanger. It's far more enjoyable than a movie.

    I don't think it's a coincidence that several famous movie directors have experimented with high-budget mini-series, and some have already made the transition from movies to television.

  131. Those that ignore history. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There was a slump in the seventies. Then some weirdy beardy released a low budget studio flick called Star Wars. There was a slump in the eighties. Then some washed out producer got behind Die Hard. There was a slump in the nineties. Then a couple of unknown directors let loose with The Matrix. There's a slump in the naughties. I'm doing my best

  132. Help avoiding bad movies by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

    In a nutshell, because people pay to see bad movies. Too many are coaxed into seeing a crummy flick by heavy advertising, and by the time word gets out that the work is bad, the producers have recouped a large amount of their costs in the first week of release. If it's a smidgeon above truly awful, they can keep it running for weeks.

    There are a few things you can do to avoid seeing bad movies:

    1. Don't rely on advertising. The most talented people working in Hollywood, it seems, are producing commercials for films. It's reached the point where it's near impossible to tell if a movie is any good (or bad) just by seeing the previews. Remember, just because you see a commercial on TV for the same movie 5 times an hour doesn't mean it's good (and usually, it's a fair indicator that it's bad)

    2. Don't watch a movie the weekend it's released. Let other poor saps spend their money and ask them.

    3. Place trust in critics, especially in advertisements. Glossing over the movie section of your local paper, you'll note that every film out has raving quotes from critics. Take note of which critics they're quoting. As a general rule, the more credible the news source the better. If the Washington Post or Rolling Stone (Travis is not always right, but he does a pretty good job) publishes a favorable review, there's a good chance it'll be quoted in the movie's advertisements, and there's a good chance the movie will be pretty good. On the other hand, if you read "Best Movie of the Year!", and under the quote you find some guy from AM 530 in Toledo, Ohio, chances are the movie sucks, because every credible critic found it unwatchable.

    But I'd have to agree with you that with few exceptions, most movies put out these days just aren't that good. There seems to be a lack of craftsmanship in filmmaking that was common three decades ago. The good news, especially if you're under 30, is that there is a wealth of fine films out there that you probably haven't seen. These films can typically be owned on DVD for less then the cost of two tickets to the multiplex.

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  133. hollywood... by Bizzeh · · Score: 1

    hollywood have a generic script for each genre, with 5 interchangable twists. whenever they want a new movie for a new genre, they randomize 3 of the twists, place them into generic scripts, randomise the names in the script... and then production begins of "Yet Another Hollywood Movie"

  134. Lot's of factors. George Lucas points out one. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    There are a lot's of factors in this.
    1) Your distorted perception. There's an increasing abundance of movies. Their percieved overall value decreases. Still there are good movies around. Appleseed and Advent Children are even an entirely new type of movie that wasn't possible before. Matrix and LoTR are once-in-a-decade opus magni and there're not to far back.
    2) George Lucas pointed out another factor that could actually be causing a decrease in quality. He say's that in 10 years from now the maximum budget for a movie will be ca. 15 million $, because everybody will be able to get the required infrastructure with free software, two household PCs and a handfull of tech from best buy. The movie industry is next in experiencing an entire change of how it works. Photografy is ditching 35mm faster than you can watch. Film is next.

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  135. Where have you been? by Stumbles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Movies have been bad longer than "lately".

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  136. Too Much Technology.... by chromozone · · Score: 1

    A lot of movies are like pinball games where a story sort of bangs around with a lot of lights and noises going off. It's all well and good to blame execs who focus on the bottom line and focus on making safe profits for their 100 million investment. I just don't think that 100 million is even needed to start with. I think Hollywood and it's audiences are way too impressed with technological wizbang. Even the amount of superfluous noise in movies is becoming a burden.

    Some people say "oh well there have always been bad movies and each year there are still the good ones and it's not accurate to focus on the failures". I can't agree if that "failure" cost 100 or 200 million. "Donnie Darko" cost around 4 million and was written and made by a kid basically. If the movie has been given the "safe" blockbuster treatment it would have been a pile of soul less noise and technological gimmicks -all very expensive - and unnecessary. Even a successful movie like "Titanic" had another 15-20 minutes of fancy crap that could have been cut to no bad effect.

    I swear the more "realistic" they try to make these movies look and sound the phonier they seem. It all more heat than light and the sound pollution in films keeps me o
    put of the theatres

  137. Re:Couldn't Agree More by plasmacutter · · Score: 1
    the history on the pegasus arc of the sg1 panoply indicates atlantis was both the first and last inabited city in that galaxy, but it has no zpm factory?


    I don't call that a stupid tactical blunder, I call that a stupid viewer. I'm sorry, but a little bit needs to be left to the imagination so that you can "what if" the story a little bit, opening your mind to a new possibility. Asking for every single thing to be written out for you is the mark of complete mental laziness.

    That's the stupidest attempt at insult i've ever seen.

    "what if?".. is that the best you can come up with.. the city was used to colonize a whole galaxy, the idea that there would not be a facility to build replacement power cells of all things is the most boneheadedly stupid examples of bad writing i've ever seen.

    I mean it's obvious from the fact that the city was abandoned that the technology would not save them even when fully functional, this is confirmed in the episode "the siege pt 3" where they estimate how many days a single one of those zpms would last them, so once again, stupid writers.
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  138. 90% rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I paid $5.75 to see A Scanner Darkly and got my money's worth out of it, and then some. But movies like that are the exception...

    Yes, 90% of movies are crap, and always have been. But the older crap doesn't pile up in the video store like the new crap - they have to stock Garfield 2 and The Dukes Of Hazzard, but they don't have to get the DVDs of Ishtar, Heaven's Gate, or (to go back further) the 1925 Wizard Of Oz. Therefore, the oldies section and the foreign section tend to have the crap pre-weeded out of them already, or at least a lesser ratio than the 90%. That doesn't mean all old movies were great - just that the bad ones don't make it into the modern video store, improving your odds.

  139. This /. article is just plain toplevel trolling by Grismar · · Score: 1

    I mean, come on. Would the author please be so kind to inform us what he thinks are good movies then? I happen to think there have been tons of good movies lately. But for me, not an awful lot of them have been coming out of Hollywood.

    To all you US-centric readers, who happen to think "the rest of the world" is a small island off the coast of Australia: a lot of more than just decent movies are actually coming out of Europe and Asia. Also, closer to home, you'll find that Canadian, South American and even independant US movie makers still know the meaning of the word 'quality', instead of confusing it with 'budget' or 'star count'.

    So, after this bout of feeding the troll, I'll just crawl back under my rock and wait for a worthwhile /. article to appear.

  140. Baby boomers control Hollywood by jonsmirl · · Score: 1

    The baby boomer generation of management controls Hollywood. They pick what gets made and who does it. This generation is more concerned about milking exisiting ideas to line their pockets for retirement than taking risks and doing something original. They've run out of new ideas and always want to play it safe. Things aren't going to get better until they are gone. When the next generation starts to get control innovation will begin anew.

  141. Re:Couldn't Agree More by syukton · · Score: 2, Informative

    It wasn't an insult, it was a commentary on your mental agility; a mere observation.

    And in The Siege (Part 3), they do say that the mostly-depleted ZPM which they received from earth would last for days, yes, but that was a depleted ZPM, not a fully charged one. Further, we don't know if ZPMs deplete linearly or not. A conventional chemical battery, for instance, will have a higher voltage when it is fresh than when it is at 10% capacity. It's possible that the first 20% of a ZPM's power would last for decades when powering the shields, and then it would deplete more rapidly over time. Sci-fi requires a little suspension of disbelief, that's what the "fi" part is all about.

    Perhaps the city was abandoned was because they were cut off from their ZPM supply lines. Also, perhaps the ZPM factory was destroyed to prevent it from falling into wraith hands. Use your imagination.

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  142. Stolen jokes are much funnier by ardin,mcallister · · Score: 0

    Now if you hadn't stole that joke from Sabrina Mathews, it would have been much funnier. You've just tried to say it in a way that makes you sound smarter than you actually are.

    "Isn't it ironic? no Alanis its unfortunate. You have listed shit for three and a half minutes, and everything you mentioned is unfortunate. Now that you have a billion dollars perhaps you'd like to buy yourself a dictionary. Because irony is not a black fly in your chardonay. Irony is a scottsman cloning a sheep. Irony is renaming the national airport after the president that fired all of the air traffic controllers."

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    1. Re:Stolen jokes are much funnier by Badfysh · · Score: 2, Funny
      I think you'll find that she stole that idea from Ed Byrne:

      "Stuck in a traffic jam when you're already late? That's not ironic, that's just unfortunate. Stuck in a traffic jam when you're already late, and you're a town planner, and you're trying to get to a meeting about how to solve the congestion problem, that's ironic."

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    2. Re:Stolen jokes are much funnier by Zanth_ · · Score: 1

      I don't even know who Sabrina Matthews is, and I was not trying to be funny, just stated the obvious. Seems anyone who has actually heard the song and taken grade 9 English should have been able to come to the same conclusion.

  143. Re:Couldn't Agree More by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the city was abandoned was because they were cut off from their ZPM supply lines. Also, perhaps the ZPM factory was destroyed to prevent it from falling into wraith hands.

    in which case they should have annihilated the database and the star drive, which is "intergalactic", something the wraith dont have either. no, a scorched earth policy does not adequately explain it.

    Don't defend these people, their writing just blows.

    Nice pretty special effects with things blowing up in space, its fun to watch because of that, but the writing is just god aweful, and they should be glad nobody is doing anything better, and by better I mean anything a 3 year old with a golf pencil and 5 minutes could come up with.

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  144. It's all about individual taste.. by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

    There's so much "crap" because they are trying to make movies for much narrower audiences.

    So what you see is one or two movies that you love, and everything else looks much worse compared to them. Compared to the past, where for the most part the movie-making landscape was fairly bland.

    I go to the theatre fairly often and see a lot of movies. The last bad movie I've seen was War of the Worlds, and even that wasn't that bad.

    In the last month I've seen Clerks II and Superman Returns. Both movies were much better than I expected.

  145. Movies I've enjoyed this past year! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Three burials of Melqiads Estrada"
    "An Unfinished Life"
    "A Love Song for Bobby Long"
    "Kingdom of Heaven"
    "The Ballad of Jack and Rose"
    "Serenity"
    and a few others, although I agree for the most part movies are trash and not worth the rental fee. As far as TV goes, I've enjoyed "Eureka" on the SCI FI channel, Deadwood and Closer. Some would argue I have wierd taste in entertainment, though. For instance, I liked the movie "Rob Roy" and can't stand "Braveheart". Both have similar themes and were produced and released at the same time. I like just about every movie Liam Neison has ever been in and think Mel Gibson is a poor actor and huge hypocrite, with no range of expression. Watching any Gibson movie is like watching Mad Max over and over and over.

  146. Stupid Executives by Badfysh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always imagine a load of stupid fat old men smoking big cigars in a studio office, reading an interesting, intelligent and thought provoking script, shaking their heads and saying "I don't get it."

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  147. Global Markets Exceed US Domestic Movie Demand by wozbk · · Score: 1

    Global markets exceed US domestic movie demand. Therefore movies have less complicated plots and dialogue so they translate across cultures better. It is a delibate move by movie execs and it has succeeded in boosting international demand for Hollywood movies and creating increased revenues.

    Money is the reason eveything goes bad - if not at first, then eventually.

    I use NetFlix to compensate for the bad state of cinema - at the very least I can better pick out the less bad movies through sheer selection.

  148. Lack of risk, too many huge film companies by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    We're heading towards a culture where films cost so much and where it is so hard to get a film into a cinema due to the large films.

    Distributers do dodgy deals, so to get the big blockbuster you have to take all their other films. It's just not an open market.

  149. They Aren't Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is different is your cinematographic sophistication. This happens to every one... as we are exposed to more and more movies, our appreciation of the quality improves, and we start to notice the lack when we see poor movies. This is a natural part of growing older. The memories you have of movies experiences in the past do not adjust for this... if you saw some of your favorite movies from the past all over again as if it was the first, you'd feel less impressed than your younger self did. This is of course most easily visible when watching childhood television favorites where the contrast between enjoyment and quality are stark, but it is true generally, if less shocking.

  150. reply by zonerr · · Score: 1

    Because the industry is trying to make blockbusters instead of good movies

  151. It's all about taste by SuperDre · · Score: 0

    What you call bad movie, doesn't mean that others also call it a bad movie..

    A lot of people think 'Saving private ryan' is a great movie, I think it's a bad movie..

    So it's just a matter of taste.. If you look at movie history you see that there have been remakes all the time.. Americans are even too lazy too see great foreign movies unless they are remade by hollywood..

  152. It's money. by hey! · · Score: 1

    Star Wars, which I happen to love (EP 4 I mean), changed movies forever.

    It was a low budget picture that made a lot of money.

    Now, one kind of logic says you can make lots of low budget pictures with driven by guys who are struggling to get their vision out there; most will be flops, quite a few will be marginally successful, and a few will be mega hits on the Star Wars level. Statistically, you spread your risk out.

    But nobody likes to be associated with lot and lots of failures, and you statistically need to endure a lot of them to make this approach work.

    So, there's another kind of logic that says, we'll take what people liked about past hit movies, then buy more of it for each picture. If people liked special effects in Star Wars, we'll invest more in special effects. If they thrilled to the epic set pieces of the "Indiana Jones" movies, we'll pour money into every bigger and more spectacular set pieces. If they loved stars like Tom Cruise in "Risky Business", we'll pay more and more money for stars with sure-fire appeal.

    As more and more money gets poured into an enterprise in order to make it a "sure thing", what is actually happening is that you're staking more and more dough on the picture. Which means you can't afford to fail.

    So you ride the creative people hard to provide you with all the elements that go into a "hit" movie. You bring more people to look over their shoulders, and soon everyone is looking over everyone's shoulders. If the screenwriters are not producing work that has metrics that are associated with success, you replace them, and replace the replacements as often as necessary. You squash all the creative talent you can into your enterprise, and the result is a mushy gray.

    You keep trying the same proven formulas, with little tweaks to raise the bar a bit, but it doesn't change the truth: you're just making the same damned picture over and over again.

    More money == more conservatism == more boredeom.

    Mr. Lucas is the perfect example of this. The more resources he had, the less he needed to improvise, and the less interesting he became. If he had been making Episodes 1-3 before Episode 4, they would have been one movie. He'd have thrown out everything that didn't work so he could make sure that what he absolutely needed could be said before the series was cancelled. Instead, he had enough money to put everything he could think of into the films, which had they each been edited down to three one reeler serial installments (like the old Flash Gordon serials) would have been great stuff.

    Artists who don't have somethign to struggle against stop being artists.

    The old studio system was able to turn film making into a repeatable process, producing modest picture after icture until they could reliably produce pretty good movies relatively cheaply, with an occasional blockbuster spectacle that might be a "Gone With the Wind" or might turn out to be a "Duel In the Sun". But movies are made diferently now, are distributed differently, and have to compete with other sources of entertainment. It may not be possible to sustain a business confidently putting out journeyman work at modest cost for modest but consistent reward.

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  153. No one plays their own ethnicity anymore by Skevin · · Score: 3, Funny

    To quote Howard Mann:
    (stolen from http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-t m-rules30jul23,1,3814092.story?coll=la-headlines-w est)

    Years ago, I had an actor friend, John, who happened to be a Native American. We were having lunch one day when he said: "Howie, things are OK with me now. But when I first came out here back in the '40s, I couldn't get a job. I went over to Republic studios. They were doing hundreds of westerns then. I figured I'm a cinch to get an Indian part.

    "Sorry," the casting director tells me. "You don't look Indian enough."

    "I don't look Indian enough? I happen to be a full-blooded Sioux!"

    "So what? You still don't look Indian enough."

    "So if I don't look Indian enough, who does?"

    "Italians."

    "What?"

    "You heard me. We only use Italians for Indian parts. They look more Indian than the Indians."

    "Well, if Italians are doing Indian parts, maybe I could play an Italian."

    "No, we use other people for the Italian parts."

    "Who?"

    "Jews. They play all Italian gangsters. Paul Muni, Edward G. Robinson, John Garfield. All Jewish."

    John told the guy he didn't understand.

    "Look," the Republic guy said, "Jews look more Italian than Italians. I was in Rome last summer. I didn't see one Italian who looked how an Italian is supposed to look. They had blond hair, fair skin, high cheekbones."

    John said, "Howie, I asked the guy, 'If Italians play Indians and Jews play Italians, then who plays Jews?' He said, 'WASPs. Who played David? Gregory Peck. Who played Charlton Heston's mother in "Ben-Hur"? Martha Scott.'"

    John pounded the guy's desk and told him: "OK, Italians play Indians, Jews play Italians, WASPs play Jews. Let me play an Oriental. After all, Indians came over from Asia."

    He said the guy apologized. "White guys play Orientals. Who played Charlie Chan? Warner Oland. Who played Mr. Moto? Peter Lorre. Who played Chinese dames for years? Myrna Loy."

    Johnny seemed exhausted. The waiter came with the check. I paid. It was the least I could do. I asked him how he managed to stay in the business.

    "I got the idea that if Italians are grabbing all the Indian parts, I would become Italian. I changed my name from John to Giovanni. I learned to think like them, dress like them, walk like them. I was ready. I went up for a part in the movie 'Little Big Man,' starring Dustin Hoffman.

    "The casting guy asked me my name. I told him I was Giovanni and could play any Indian part he had. The guy gets up from his chair. 'I'm sorry,' he says. 'Things have changed. We only use authentic Native Americans today . . . people like Iron Eyes Cody, Graham Greene, Chief Dan George. Now if you were a genuine Indian, I'd hire you on the spot.'"

    John said he couldn't take it. "I screamed at the guy, 'But I'm a full-blooded Sioux. I am an authentic Indian. I am the realest Indian you'll ever find.'"

    He said the casting guy laughed in his face. "You actors," he said. "You'll say anything to get a part."

    Solomon Chang

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  154. Re: Bad Sequels by jonathansizz · · Score: 1
    >>Sequels suck and will always suck.
    >Umm, what about Back to the Future?

    Okay; I would have used The Godfather: Part II as an example of a good sequel myself, but each to their own.

    Man, I feel old..
  155. Movies were always bad... by bayankaran · · Score: 1

    ...but it seems you started to grow up :)

    Try foriegn films, especially films from Asia - there are excellent films coming from South Korea (films of Kim Ki Duk and if you like love stories try 'My Sassy Girl'), Hong Kong (Johnny To, Wong Kar Wai), Iran (Majid Majidi), Russia (try the Nightwatch/Daywatch series), India (films of Adoor Gopalakrishnan, Vishal Bharadwaj, films like PIRAVI, COMPANY etc.), Argentina (La Cianega)

    The above are filmmakers who are actively making films. If you go back a bit, you can start with Truffaut, Bergman, Fellini and others and end up at your own countrymen like David Lynch, Robert Altman, Jim Jarmusch and others.

    Seriously, you havent seen interesting cinema...you and many others were prisoners of pop-culture.

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  156. Stargate: Atlantis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait a second... you're asking why movies are so bad, then use Stargate: Atlantis as an example of something good? I'm not disagreeing that movies have been rather bland the last few years, but Stargate: Atlantis? Let me reiterate my shock, STARGATE: ATLANTIS?!!!! Ok, I feel better now.

  157. Factories? by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, they haven't found any ancient factories at all.

    And if you go to earth, you won't find any factories for power stations. Some things are built from scratch.

    For the first colony in a galaxy, it would make sense that they brought their power supplies from where they started.

  158. Re:Couldn't Agree More by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

    Atlantis, on the other hand, lacks plot direction. It amounts to "flail blindly against the ravages of the Wraith", without any sort of clue as to what the team's plan is or where they're going. I think this is partly due to the Wraith being a faceless horde of nobodies, while the enemies with real personality never seem to pose more than a transient threat. The acting is good (David Hewlett shows the most potential, in my opinion, but any growth his character shows always seems to disappear by the next episode), the directing is good, and the design and effects are top-notch. The writers just need to figure out where this boat is going and clue us in the tiniest bit.

    I agree that they lack plot direction on Atlantis. However, I suspect it's too late for them to do anything about it. They kind of blew their wad from the start. You need to build up to it. Imagine how cool it would have been to occupy Season 1 with visiting all these new worlds, helping the local population with whatever problem of the week, and hearing tales/legends/etc about "The Sleepers" or "The Hordes" or "The Wraith" ... everyone has a different word for it, and it becomes apparent to SG:Atlantis that there really might be something behind the Atlantians fleeing their Galaxy for Earth. We make alliances with other worlds under the presumption that if there is something out there, it's better to stick together. The Genii trade ammo for technology, etc. Around mid-season break, the team makes an encounter with some Wraith, some get away, and after that there's the realization that we might have woken something up. Keep going, and by season end, the team has a major encounter in an action-filled 2-part episode, but after their victory they realize this was only a "small" group of unsuspecting Wraith. And now the Wraith know about us .. maybe they don't know about Atlantis, but they know we're somewhere, and they are coming.

    That would have been a killer season 1, and would have set up following seasons with new characters as you grow the alliances. But no, the writers didn't take us anywhere near there. Instead, we met the Wraith in episode 1, season 1. And by the end of season 1, the Wraith knew aobut Atlantis and were trying to invade.

    And hey, would it have killed them to (a) show us more of the cool Atlantis city, and (b) had something of a more believeable Gateroom .. in a time of 'war', why did the Ancients leave their Gate in the middle of their command center?

  159. Why Has Software Been So Bad Lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guarantee that people will point to all the great software out there, as any reasonable person can point to all the great films out there. Let's face it, you take your salt with your sugar in all realms of media.

  160. It's called "the pitch", see.. by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I'm over 35, so almost everything produced today looks like crap to me these days.

    The biggest reason for the decline in cinema is not just the fact that studios like to turn profits. In fact, this isn't much of a reason at all: Most studios want to have a rate of return on an entire portfolio of flicks in pursuit of an average rate of return. Some of that portfolio will be riskier than other parts, so occasionally an interesting movie manages to get made. This is very much like the way a venture capitalist will throw money at a handful of start-ups, hoping that at least one or two will succeed wildly while the rest tank.

    Unfortunately, it's almost impossible to forecast revenue, let alone income, from a movie project. (Remember the remake of "Godzilla"? It could have, would have, should have been a hit, but it was a huge disaster.) Oh sure, you can cut expenses to the bone, and try to innovate with cheaper-yet-edgier marketing, but there's no guarantee that a studio will ever get its money back. Of course, relying on tried and true tactics, including rehashed plots and reliable demographic groups (like teenagers in the summer) mitigate the risk -- but not entirely.

    And how, do you ask, are projects evaluated since there's no hope for decent financial projections? Enter "the pitch", the fifteen-second description of the movie that executive producers give to studio heads. The pitch is often the sole basis for decision-making. Sure, there may be a script ready to go, but a quick blurb describing the plot ("it's like the Princess Bride, but with a twist..") and possibly some hints about the talent involved ("we lined up The Rock for the Princess Buttercup role") will go a lot farther to bankroll the project.

    Now think about the kinds of pitches that are most successful, and you'll soon understand why sub-par films get funding while innovative ideas do not. So a director wants to be an artist, or a screenwriter wants to be the voice of his or her generation? Nobody cares: there are plenty of those cockroaches scurrying around LA looking for deals, and the fatter ones know how to play the game.

    My advice? Avoid the recent offerings of big studios, and opt for independent film (since producers are encouraged to take risks) and older classics that were truly innovative for their time. We all know how the entertainment industry resists change, but you may as well try to force change upon them, in your own little way, with your dollars.

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  161. Simple, really by MKalus · · Score: 1

    Movies have gotten really expensive, they need to make that money back, so they want to appeal to the biggest market possible, and that means to play it safe.

    Pirates of the Carribean is a pretty good example, the movie was just plain boring and bad, but still it reigns the box office because all is badness, there are enough people who find SOMETHING in it and moreso it doesn't offend anyone.

    Stargate Atlantis (or Deadwood, Rome etc.) are niche shows that have a well defined audience who the writers can aim too (that, and Stargate as well as BSG may benefit from being a Canadian production).

    In essence what it comes down to is: Good writing vs. Mass compatibility, it does not necessarily exclude each other, but a lot of times that is what happens.

    I agree, there really aren't many movies out there that I want to see, I was considering watching Clerks II, but I wonder if I really want to plop the money down for it as I somehow feel it is Kevin Smith's attempt to go back to something he knows, and I don't think he'll really progressed anywhere with it (if you've seen it, please feel free to correct me if I am wrong with my assessment).

    If Digital Distribution really takes off, things may change, because then smaller movies, that aren't that expensive and are carried by a story can be easier made available, but for the time being you have to deal with large productions that are heavily influenced by (conflicting) market research.

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  162. OK, guess I have to spell it out for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DRM. Digital Rights Management is only the beginning of the plan. The idea is to have absolute corporate control over every movie, song, image, or piece of writing...even the post I'm writing now will someday be banned by a corporate interest and you'll have to pay to read it and you'll have a chip in your head that erases the memory of it five seconds after you've read it so as not to allow you to share it with anybody else. Also, the chip implants will prevent you from having dreams when you sleep for free.

    So why bother to make *good* movies anymore? Control the present, control the past, control the future, right? Just outlaw the old version and digitally remaster it and re-release it as new! Oh, how I envy future generations, who will be discovering the great yet-to-be-made classics Citizen Kane, Sound of Music, and Wizrd of Oz. Fully rewritten and edited, of course, so they do not conflict with the "Correct Way to Think", which will be a video which will be shown in every classroom, and become the new constitution (the old constitution will also have to be destroyed because it isn't DRMable).

    Well, future readers who cracked the encryption just to read this, was I right? And would you believe, I was the only one back at this time who thought it was a bad idea?

  163. Conversely, by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    10% of everything is not crap.

    Probably 1% or so of everything is absolutely golden, pure genius. The trick is to know where to look to avoid the crap and watch the good stuff, because after all, no one wants to sit through 90 "Wild Wild West"s and an additional 9 "The Matrix: Reloaded"s to find the 1 "American Beauty".

    Of course, tastes differ. You know what I mean, even if you loved Wild Wild West and hated American Beauty.

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  164. Too many special effects, too little plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Special effects can add to a movie, but they can't carry a movie unless the characters are developed to a point where you care about them, and the plot shows a little imagination. There are too many movies where the special effects is the "star".

  165. The MPAA says that . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The MPAA says that we're making crap because of copyright issues. Um, and nepotism . . . and, oh yeah, incompetence, don't forget about the complete and absolute incompetence that is so pervasive within the industry.

    Be sure to see that fourth remake of a movie originally based on a book, that was based on folk tales from 400 years ago - coming soon to an empty theatre near YOU.

  166. Rose-colored glasses by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    Movie quality as a whole hasn't gotten better or worse. Hollywood has always had a SNR of AT LEAST 85% shit/15% worthwhile--or worse. The thing is, no one remembers the shit of yesterday--no one owns it on DVD, and the cable channels mostly show the worthwhile classic movies, so we wind up comparing today's shit to yesterday's masterpieces. But if I made a top ten list of my favorite movies of all time, I bet half of them would be movies made in the past 10 years--Fight Club, Memento, and Life is Beautiful would definitely be on that list... quite possibly The Matrix (first one only) as well. I would have to agree that I haven't seen any truly awesome movie in the past couple years, but you can't expect Hollywood to produce legendary movies every year--and there are plenty of not-quite-legendary but still very good movies I could name: Brokeback was pretty damn good, Star Wars EP:3 (crappy love sequences and the "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" notwithstanding) was on par with the original trilogy and was a rather scathing satire of our current society, Return of the King was a solid rendition of Tolkien's work, and Serenity was just as good as the series. I also think that Batman Begins beats the crap out of every other Batman movie ever made and most other superhero movies too.

    So, in conclusion--if you expect Hollywood to produce awe-inspiring classics every year, you obviously haven't been paying attention. The vast majority of it is shit, most of the rest is only decent enough to see one or twice, and if we're very lucky indeed we might get a single awesome, legendary classic made per year. It's always been that way, and if you doubt this you need to go find and watch some obscure 70s movies that didn't make a bunch of money and weren't lavishly praised by critics.

  167. What's Wrong With Hollywood: Two Things by Predictor · · Score: 1

    Hollywood has two major ailments: 1. an astonishing lack of creativity and 2. worship at the alter of a shockingly small pantheon of performers. For an industry whose very existence would seemingly be based on creativity, Hollywood shows a surprising lack of imagination. I have nothing against translation of television shows to movies, or movie re-makes in principle, but the last 10 years have shown most of them to be little more than missed opportunities and betrayals of the original art. In this, the "Mission: Impossible" movies join a large number of other flawed works. The other problem is that a very, very small number of actors and actresses appears in movies with such frequency, that many of them can be identified by first-name only ("Sylvester", "Bruce", "Arnold", "Meryl")! Most people cannot remember the names of the characters, only the names of the actors, even in their favorite movies. One major symptom of this pathology can be seen in the "Mission: Impossible" movie posters: Notice the relative size and position of: 1. Tom Cruise's head, 2. Tom Cruise's name and 3. the title of the movie (which you may have forgotten already, owing to the prominence of the previous two items).

    1. Re:What's Wrong With Hollywood: Two Things by AlzaF · · Score: 1

      The second ailement you mentioned is right and wrong. There is a problem with the worship at the alter of a shockingly small pantheon of performers. Performers is exactly what they are. Hollywood has always been about the cult of the Star but unfortunately there are no Stars today, only performers. You mentioned "Sylvester", "Bruce", "Arnold", "Meryl!" but they were Stars, alright some of them couldn't act to save themselves but they had screen presence and they were were always larger than life. They were always watchable even in the stinkers. The problem is theres nobody to take over the mantle from them. Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise are dull, Colin Farrell is ok and Vin Disel has lost the plot with the parts he has chosen. They were toying with the idea of using digitial images of past stars in new films. Compared with the likes of performers today, it would be a joy to see the likes of John Wayne, Jimmy Cagney, Humphrey Bogart, Edward G Robinson, Charles Bronson again. They would certainly outact these overpaid wannabes anyday!!!

  168. Not all movies are made in Hollywood by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

    Hollywood has long since ceased to show any creativity. It's just about money; nothing else matters. Art, stories, characters? All irrelevant. So we have remakes, sequels, plot-free special effects "movies", movies based on old tv shows, and so on. I remember asking people what the various Matrix movies were actually about, and nobody seemed to have an answer. They just taked about the special effects...

    But not all movies are made in Hollywood. There are lots of good independents out there. Hollywood may view "small but interesting" movies as not commercially viable, but here in Canada that's all we can afford to make, so we go ahead and make them anyway. Some of them are self-indulgent crap, but we've made some amazingly good ones too. Some of them tell universal stories, like My American Cousin and Outrageous, while others push the boundaries, like the beautiful and bizarre (and very sad, in the end) Kissed. We also have a substantial movie industry in Quebec, who come up with stuff like Liste Noire and La Contesse de Baton Rouge.

    All quirky films, but we do quirky well...

    Other countries do their thing: they tell their stories, their way. This is not necessarily Hollywood's way, but with the garbage Hollywood churns out nowadays, who the hell cares?

    Do not get me started on reality tv. U.S. reality shows are all garbage. Reality can be done well (e.g. Girl Friday and Spy), but, like all devices, reality can get stale very quickly if it's over-used. And why are both my examples BBC productions?

    ...laura

    1. Re:Not all movies are made in Hollywood by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      The frequency of remakes would be an interesting IMDB study.
      I sort of get the feeling that they're increasingly common, as it's cheapher to recycle a proven vehicle that pay for an exhorbitant script that may suck pond water.
      Technology may save us, though, as we lower the bariers to entry for those aspiring ateurs out there.
      Concur with you on most reality shows. I did find my attention held, once, by Survivor.

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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    2. Re:Not all movies are made in Hollywood by carlos.hasan · · Score: 1

      I agree completly. As someone that loves to watch films, I'd say that US movies have been bad lately, but that doesn't mean that there are no good movies coming from other places. About Canadian films, one of the amazing ones :) that I saw recently is Les Invasions Barbares (2003).

  169. Faggotry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're going to use a term like this, make it relevant.

  170. Your analysis is missing one thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just how many *total movies* were made in each of those decades? I'm not convinced that was constant...

    Just for example, 30 of 500 movies is far more impressive than 40 of 1000 movies...

  171. Cycling by JTW · · Score: 1

    I think it has to do more with a natural effect, and people living longer, or investing more of their free time in movies.

    Used to be people had rather finite lives and joined a cycle of movies "in progress".. like taking up a magazine subscription. In the beginning its simple and story building, after a while things depend on other things and you have to have a history with a project to appreciate its depth. Stories seem and do get more complicated. But sooner or later the train has left the station and they are too complicated to grasp with a brief investment in time, no matter how "good" your friends say a show is.

    Movies are series but generally (or used to be) with better special effects, music, and more experienced actors (or used to be).

    Now the poster about it being a symptom of a profit making business with no regard for entertainment has a point. But I think malice has no place where ignorance will suffice. For want of an understanding it just makes sense to hire young fresh faces that seem to have a bit of pretend about them and a nice look.

    One of the more interesting authors (and I do mean authors) are comic book writers and people like Kevin Smith and JMS of Babylon 5, they actually do get the problem and have worked within the system as best they could to deal with it. I'm not entirely sure they are conscious of what they are doing (in my opinion) but I think Joe has the schooling to know what he's doing.

    Ron Howard may also have a clue, somewhat like Steve Speilberg did back at another entertainment crisis point in history. And Ron hired JMS recently.. which shows some elgance of understanding.

    Whether they sort it out and fix the 'problem' will be intellectual entertainment all its own.

    It looks like people are working on the problem themselves too.

    As long as I can recall people have ganged together and shared ideas and bubbles of consciousness, like a group of trekkies they see the same or similar movies and have similar likes. There are the occasional guilty pleasures and outlyers or indies.. but for the most part they stay within their comfort zone.

    And for a while people collected massive VHS and DVD collections.. for a rainy day?.. as a safety net against.. 500 channels and nothings on? or can't get out to the video store or movies because kids are too young.. ect..

    But now with Cable on the decline.. ceeding to NetFlix and download movies over the Internet on demand.. people are building whole new online bubbles of friends and family.. sharing ideas.. and the money scene is getting very complicated.

    I think movies and videos will survive as a business.. including the older ones.. but the values and costs are going to have to someday carryng the cost, of their archiving and downloading as a floor cost of access, with some nominal surcharge of simply remaining accessible.

    When you think about it the treasures of Ancient Egypt and Mummies and such also had a floor cost and were a form of entertainment.. eventually however that cost exceeded what society could afford and they disappeared into the dust. Well thats another thought train.. style.. what's in and out is more a symptom of what's in the bank than what people really want.. although calling it style is a great self deception for a while.. and soon we forget the real reasons.

    well.. those are my thoughts anyway.

  172. This entire article by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    is simply a way for elistist movie buffs to claim their superiority. There has always been bad movies, there are currently good movies. Nothing has changed.

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  173. Goodbye karma... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    LoTR sucked. Or at least, I didn't enjoy it at all. I was bored, and when I wasn't bored I was confused. No, I never read the books--well, I got halfway through the series when I was thirteen--but they sucked too. I was about to go on a long diatrabe about exactly why and how they sucked, but I'm sure it's been done a thousand times better than I could do it already, so I'm just going to express my opinion and take the -1 flamebait -1 troll -1 omgwtfhedoesntlikelotrburnhim.

    I just don't understand why so many people love this movie. Even non-geeks, and people who have even less of an idea what's going on than I do. Maybe it's the best fantasy movies out there. I'll concede that at least, but rather than spawning a bunch of good fantasy movies (Chronicles of Thomas Covenant is over-verbose and yet simple enough story-wise to compress to a trilogy movie, Discworld would be an awesome fantasy/comedy, WoT for an HBO series that runs for 3-6 years, etc.) it just seems to have fizzled out. I don't get it. If the people love a crappy fantasy movie, why wouldn't you follow that up with something good?

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    1. Re:Goodbye karma... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      I just don't understand why so many people love this movie.
      It's the original immersive fantasy. Not only has it spawned literary immitators by the shelf-ful, it's crossed over into music, if a careful listening of Led Zeppelin and others somehow escaped you.
      I agree that the Wheel of Time is not a half-bad successor, but that'll have to be pure CGI, as its size and character base would (I'm guessing) bankrupt most of Hollywood trying to cover the half of it.
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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  174. It's the internet's fault. by peteMG · · Score: 1

    .. for disguising the fact that movies aren't, on the whole, much worse than before. Two reasons:

    1. The internet is fun and engaging. There's less of a difference now between what used to be "boring, regular life" and the "fun cinema experience."
    2. The internet enables us to complain incessantly about every little thing that we didn't like about each movie. There's a lot more complaining than praise. This isn't the fault of the people or the topics (movies, in this case) -- it's just the nature of discussion boards.
  175. This is nothing new by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

    Maybe you just grew up? Hollywood has churned out tons of crap since before I was born, but I gobbled it up happily when I was a kid. Take Moonraker, for example. Most people seem to agree that it was perhaps the worst of the Bond movies, but I loved it when I saw it in the theater. I think I was about 14 then.

    There were some legitimate gems over the years, but they were in the minority. Movies from other countries expand your options, but they aren't necessarily any better or worse than Hollywoods offerings.

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    -Rich
  176. Marketing is the focus by sodell · · Score: 1

    Hollywood has become very good at marketing movies. How to get movie-goers excited about a new movie has become a science. So long as a signficant fraction of movie-goers can't see past marketing and go to see movies simply because a trailer made a movie "look really cool," the movies will aimed at them, not at those critical of their quality.

  177. Stargate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh please, I have a stack of ticket stubs here on my desk for movies I loved. What I can't find is anything to watch on tv.

    I have yet to find a current American drama that I can actually stomach the writing, acting and directing in, short of some of HBO's offerings. Compare MI5 (Spooks) to The Unit, 24 or any of the CSI's. Check the zing of the new Dr. Who against the plodding melodrama of Battlestar Galactica and the Stargates. Heck, find me a live action comedy half as watchable as Spaced -- I sure haven't. It's tv that's completely sold the farm: Too-short production schedules, has-been and never-will-be actors, 9-to-5'ing directors who know there's no way to cross into features from tv, DPs who expect studio lighting to suit every shot, and hack writers slumming a few bucks until they can get their next novel advance. Add to that a management structure even more accountant-driven and risk-averse than features, and no possibility of an indy scene...

    And actually, tv starts to sound like videogames. I guess everything that sinks converges. Meantime, BBC America: I will continue to forgive you for Footballers' Wives.

  178. Rain on your wedding day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rain on your wedding day is irony. Rain is a sign of a fertile union, and is lucky. But it sucks.

    It is the only irony in the song

    1. Re:Rain on your wedding day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up

    2. Re:Rain on your wedding day by mestar · · Score: 0


      You all should get off your high horses, and actually read the definition. From

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony

      "Irony: ...
      Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs:"
      "

      and also:

      "Incongruity: ...
      n : the quality of disagreeing; being unsuitable and inappropriate
      "

      so, "A traffic jam when you're already late",

      When one is late, and one might expect that he will drive faster. However, what actually occurs is that there is a traffic jam. Therefore, we have the quality of desagreeing with what might be expected and what actually occurs, in other words, irony.

      "It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife"

      When you need a knife, I guess a spoon would be unsuitable and inappropriate. Irony.

      "It's a free ride when you've already paid"

      When you've paid for something you expect it to be called "paid", not "free". Inconguity. You expect one, you get another. Irony.

      So, how come there is not a single inory in that song???

    3. Re:Rain on your wedding day by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps a deeper look into irony than the dictionary can provide may explain some of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

      Anyway - most of the people who believe irony is being misused lately believe that true irony has to do with incongruity and double audience. So when you need a knife when you have a lot of spoons, that's not ironic, because you don't expect for there to be knives instead of spoons. Perhaps not finding a knife in a knife shop, having told your friends you were going to the knife shop, and having them know it's gone out of business would be ironic. Alanis just lists a lot sometimes unfortunate coincidences. An unfortunate coincidence is not ironic unless one expected a different outcome and someone was in on the joke.

      But, as with all language issues, the distinction is subtle, and word meaning changes to accomodate current usage.

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    4. Re:Rain on your wedding day by mestar · · Score: 1

      You seem to have problems accepting that words can have more than one meaning.

      When you need a knife and you have a lot of spoons, I would say there is incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs. You open a drawer, you expect a spoon. Knifes are there. One thing expected, other occurs.

      This very cleanly fits into this definition of irony:

      Irony: Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.

      Don't ignore this definition of irony, and use only the one you like. They both exist. Not hard to understand.

    5. Re:Rain on your wedding day by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

      You said: You seem to have problems accepting that words can have more than one meaning.

      But in my original post I actually acknowledged exactly that: by saying But, as with all language issues, the distinction is subtle, and word meaning changes to accomodate current usage

      Language is defined by usage, not by dictionaries. However, there are points in the evolution of a language where one group of people are used to/accept a certain usage while another is using a different one. This leads to confusion. This is why there will always be threads like this one. It is a matter of active debate (and I don't state my point of view here) where the prescriptive training (basics like spelling and common idiom) should end and where language exploration should start. In any change of meaning, one runs the risk of coming across as uneducated rather than enlightened. This goes both ways. If I were trying to express myself in Ebonics, I would probably seem uneducated in the ways of the language just as much as a kid who grew up speaking it would seem uneducated to a college lit major.

      Sorry for the monologue, but I thought that I had stayed remarkably impartial in my post and you atacked me on one point where I thought I was quite well defended.

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    6. Re:Rain on your wedding day by mestar · · Score: 1

      "Language is defined by usage"

      I couldn't agree more. However, original poster claimed there was not a single irony in the song. This is simply wrong, in multiple ways.

      Even if her usage didn't fit the dictionary definition (which it does, perfectly), the song, by its popularity, would change what we consider ironic or not, or at least start the change and give it a push.

      Now, enough of me being stupid. :)

  179. ...and differentiation by apposite · · Score: 1

    I'd add to the above commentary that our expectations of movies are based not just on the history of movies we have seen but also on comparable experiences, which includes TV and DVD. In the last few decades we have shifted from a few public broadcast channels to many channels of cable television, easy access to videos and DVDs from the local store (or via Netflix et. al.) and private collections of DVDs (which can be be pretty extensive- see your local fanatic). Add to that international fan dubs (I'm thinking particularly anime) and the 2 minute phenomena that is YouTube and Google Videos and there are a lot of things that might be considered competition for your moving picture experience.

    And that isn't all- the Internet and video games should also be considered competition, although that is more competition for your time than directly comparable experiences.

    The result of this is: if you are going to pony up cash for a movie you want it to be 'worth' those extra dollars in comparison to the 'free' (or other) experiences you might get elsewhere. But TV/Cable/DVDs/Videos are often the same material (on a smaller screen- but with added convenience). And some of the alternative channels actually have 'better' material (for your personal definition of better- which could be 24 hours of Lynch, or 72 hours of Ranma Half). So it is increasingly hard for the cinema films to differentiate from all the other media which is available.

    And made for TV stuff is in absolute terms of directly comparable or better quality to older films: Babylon 5 and Battlestar Galactica 2005 have on screen effects that are much better than even huge feature films like Star Wars Ep 4. And TV series story telling has moved on too- series length plot arcs, even show length plot arcs, character development(!) and sometimes acting too!

    All of this raises the benchmark for a movie.

    On the flipside, the big budget blockbuster film budgets aren't getting any smaller, but ticket prices are (specially when you allow for inflation). Which means you have to hit a bigger audience, which means- usually- you have to water the material down. Because when you are aiming at a smallish audience it is about conveying a message to those people and you can challenge that audience. But with broad audiences it is about not offending people so where, in a small film, a scene is "challening" and "interesting" in a big film it is "morally offensive" and "unacceptable".

    And smaller films are nipping at the heels of the big budget features. The $100K movie can many if not all of the special effects of the $100M film. They can hire the cameras and everyone works for the love of the film. And most of them are crap. But every now and then they aren't and that will tend to suck attention away from the big films.

    As other posters have said, and I agree: there are actually still good films out there. There are some really good films being made. There are even some great big budget blockbuster films (the Pirates of the Carribean films would be examples for me). But most big budget films need to pay for itself and there water down their content to get the big audiences. But that lowers the differentiation from competing media...

    The answer is probably a combination of:
    * Lower distribution costs so cinemas are cheaper to run so ticket prices can go down so movies don't have to be that much better to be worth going to see
    * Movies will continue to make a larger proportion of their total earnings outside of cinemas in the so called 'after marker' (c.f. long tail)
    * Greater proportion of smaller 'niche' (but still quite large distribution) movies which leads directly to...
    * Smaller cinema complexes with fewer seats per cinema
    * Improved cinema experience: food and drink, maybe alcohol, lots of things I haven't thought off
    * And finally: cinema closures as the competition vets t

  180. it's about speculation, budget and file sharing... by vacorama · · Score: 1

    Industries that are hurting (film, music, anything else effected by file sharing), used to have a budgeted amount of money to spend on stuff that was interesting but had no really strong signs of a profitable return. Like any investment portfolio, speculation is where you make the most when something pays off, but loose until that 'win' comes along. That budget is one of the first things to go as people stop supporting the entertainment industry. Record labels, and movie companies can't afford to take a risk on anything (that falls outside an easy mainstream consumption) like that anymore, they're only option to survive is putting out another 'Scary Movie' or signing another crappy emo band with a pre-establish teenage following.

  181. No no no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Causing a traffic jam when you're already late would be ironic behaviour, as you'd expect someone who is late to attempt to try to get where they are going faster.

    Simply being in a traffic jam is just a pain in the butt.. or unfortunate.. whatever.

    Buying or otherwise intentionally acquiring ten thousand spoons when you need a knife would be ironic; merely having the spoons is not.

    Paying for a ride that was just offered to you for free would be ironic, however if the ride is paid for first and then a freebie comes along then the Universe is just playing silly buggers with you.

    In short, the only thing ironic in that song is the song itself. Through it's title it represents that it is about irony, when it is in fact not.

    And please don't hang one definiton off of another and then use the second definition to prove your point.

    1. Re:No no no. by mestar · · Score: 1

      Ok, please read the definition again.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony

      You seem to be hung up on the entry 1, but, look, there is also entry number 2, which says:

      Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).

      The number one says:

      The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
      An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

      Examples do not fit this "strong" definition of irony, but that does not make them not ironic, perhaps simply weakly ironic. However, it's still irony.

    2. Re:No no no. by dylan_- · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it's not.

      The example that Hyde noticed is ironic because we might reasonably expect Ireland to distance itself from the nation she most hated, whereas, instead, she did pretty much the opposite and emulated it.

      The example of 10,000 spoons is not ironic because there's no reason not to have the 10,000 spoons rather than a knife. Maybe she's in spoon factory! There's not enough there to make it ironic. It requires some reason for us to expect a knife rather than spoons (and possibly a reason to not expect the spoons at all). Neo, seeking a knife to cut himself loose from an agent trap and instead finding 10,000 spoons, would be irony... ;-)

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    3. Re:No no no. by mestar · · Score: 1

      " Neo, seeking a knife to cut himself loose from an agent trap and instead finding 10,000 spoons, would be irony... ;-)"

      Oh, come on. :) Now you need a reason which is implicit in the song. Making the missing reason implicit, rather than explicit does not change something from from not being ironic, to being ironic...

  182. The studios went public by n6mod · · Score: 1

    That's all there is to it. You can't actually take any risk running a public company these days, so the studio are all producing cheap, safe, formulaic remakes.
    You can easily justify something that has a 100% chance of making a 20% profit. It's much harder to justify something that has a 20% chance of making a 100% profit.

    When the studios were private (and/or Wall Street was a different place), risks were taken, and you got a mix of turkeys and gems.

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  183. Why Have Movies Been So Bad Lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why...
    To combat antipiracy. Or so they say.
    See, if hollywood reports that they had a few millions in losses compared to other years and present statistics about the increase in illegal movie downloading, they may have arguments to lobby politicians/courts into believing that internet piracy is the culprit.
    As you can see it is a scam. Trying to create the effect in the cause/effect. Albeit the real cause is crapy movies not piracy.
    It is very likely that "high street" pirates (people who actually make a profit from stealing movies), are also suffering financially as a result of hollywood's crap scam. They probably have difficulty selling crapy bootlegs of crapy movies.
    So, in the end MPAA will find easy to blame and sue innocent people who are not making a profit and let the real criminals have a breathing space because basically none is taking care of them.
    Oh, and don't forget about the slump in DVD sales.
    Perhaps hollywood forgot, just like the recording indsutry, that they are producing entertainment and not indispensable goods and services. Not everybody NEEDS to consume movies/records. If they can't sell them is their fault, nobody else.

    Here's tip for hollywood from Capitalism 101:
        If the demands is low, how about reducing the price? It has worked in the past with other industries.

  184. Critiquing Critic by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1
    "then peruse the reliable Roger Ebert's short odes to great films."

    I eternally gave up on that turd when he sent me off to see "Purple Rain" in 1984! Refer someone else.

  185. Simple answer: Money. by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    Films are no longer made to express an artists vision of a story. They are made to collect money.

    If the preview audience don't tick all the right boxes the film gets cut to ribbons and new "feel good" endings get tagged on whether this ruins the story or not. Either that or something ridiculous gets put in to make things "more exciting" e.g. killer bees in the utterly pointless remake of the Wicker Man.

    The film industries are run for money men, by money men. That's why the majority of films produced today are utter crap.

    In fact the remake of the Wicker Man sums up the modern film industry for me. Take an excellent film (which had already been butchered by having the original directors cut chopped to bits) remake it for American audiences (i.e. spell everything out in big letters and speak slowly ;), then add some useless fluff to it, and spoil the whole thing. Pathetic.

    If the film industry were interested in painting they'd "remake" Picassos "Guernica" by putting it in proper perspective. Thank %INSERT_FAVOURITE_DEITY% they aren't !

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  186. Good show regarding this very subject by jbgeek · · Score: 1
  187. Re:Couldn't Agree More by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I'm fairly new to Stargate SG1. I started watching it in 2004, I think that was Season 8. But I've seen reruns of some of the older eps, and I agree that it's gone downhill quite a bit over the years. The sad thing is, even with the drop in quality, SG1 and Atlantis are among my favorite shows. That says something about the state of TV right there!

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  188. Mod parent up by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

    If we're talking about good taste here, I can think of plenty of classics that have been labeled as being in bad taste at one point or another.

    As another poster said, taste is in the mind of the beholder. There is such a thing as a broader, societal taste. This, however, tends to change greatly both between societies and time periods. smitty one each does not want movies of "good" taste, he wants movies of "his" taste.

    Anyway, as to sex and/or gender confusion, it's a device in more of Shakespeare's plays than I wish to verify. And as for incest, hath he heard not of the good Prince Hamlet?

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    1. Re:Mod parent up by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      This, however, tends to change greatly both between societies and time periods. smitty one each does not want movies of "good" taste, he wants movies of "his" taste.
      Disagree on both counts. There are taboos that have been proscribed across the overwhelming majority of societies over time. Maybe there is some room for subjectivity, but I disagree with the idea that there is significant variance over time.
      Nor am I trotting out some closit prudishness here.
      For example, I though Pulp Fiction had an excess of potty mouth. However, the title is Pulp Fiction. Truth in labelling never had a more concise example. And the random vignette approach to the movie marks it a classic.
      Request you re-consider my original post.
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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    2. Re:Mod parent up by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      "Disagree on both counts. There are taboos that have been proscribed across the overwhelming majority of societies over time. Maybe there is some room for subjectivity, but I disagree with the idea that there is significant variance over time.
      Nor am I trotting out some closit prudishness here.
      For example, I though Pulp Fiction had an excess of potty mouth. However, the title is Pulp Fiction. Truth in labelling never had a more concise example. And the random vignette approach to the movie marks it a classic.
      Request you re-consider my original post."

      I think your use of the term "potty mouth" implies some closet prudishness. Try: cursing, swearing, or cussing.

      As to societal change: bad taste, for some parts of the American South fifty years ago, would have been showing black children and white children going to the same school. Likewise for a mixed race couple in any venue. Sixty years ago, and still in some parts of the world, it was/is bad taste to show women wearing pants.

      Or we can delve further back. In early northern Europe, wergild was a legal form of dealing with murder. Blood revenge was also legal. If you want to go biblical, there were some close cousins that got married... and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

      As for Pulp Fiction: there was no randomness involved, and they were not vignettes. There were, if I recall the number correctly, four intertwining stories, told independently, whose parts served to shade one another. ... and from your description of Pulp Fiction, I'm guessing you're not a fan of the Big Lebowski.

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    3. Re:Mod parent up by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      I think your use of the term "potty mouth" implies some closet prudishness. Try: cursing, swearing, or cussing.
      That is certainly one interpretation.
      Another might be that, in using a rather childish term, I'm seeking to defuse the power that some seem to think is acquired through the use of strong language.
      There is nothing particularly powerful about any of the words banned by the FCC.
      Furthermore, I can be just as offensive by calling somebody a priapism as a dickhead. Does using a medical term launder the offensiveness?
      Profanity, sparingly used, makes for useful punctuation.
      Haven't seen Big Lebowski, sorry.
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    4. Re:Mod parent up by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      "That is certainly one interpretation.
      Another might be that, in using a rather childish term, I'm seeking to defuse the power that some seem to think is acquired through the use of strong language."

      The problem being, that I don't see how that defuses the perceived power at all. All it succeeds in doing is making you look prudish at best, and childish at worst. The power in the words, real or imagined, is not derived from what we call them.

      You'd do far better for your cause, I think, merely in leading by example. Curse properly, or not at all. Whatever.

      "There is nothing particularly powerful about any of the words banned by the FCC."

      But why those words? The whims of the FCC seem rather an arbitrary metric for morality.

      There is, though, power in those words, when used properly. In Pulp Fiction, they have no power, because they are overused. That isn't to say that they ought not be in the movie -- their inclusion colors the characters. It is the way they talk. However, for someone who, in general, doesn't swear, their use of such words can be very impactful.

      "Furthermore, I can be just as offensive by calling somebody a priapism as a dickhead. Does using a medical term launder the offensiveness?"

      Actually... no. Most people are unaware of what a priapism is. Nor do they recognize the word "pudendum" much anymore. Dreadful lack of Latin, and all that. Besides, what is your impetus for using a medical word, if not to launder the offensiveness?

      "Profanity, sparingly used, makes for useful punctuation."

      On this point, we agree.

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  189. A proper gander by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

    "The real things needing challenging are the decay elements in society."

    You're not after good taste, you're after propaganda. A media fed force against the decline of Western Civilization as you see it.

    About this we can reach no consensus, for our worlds fly apart at different seams

    You see a world where people should stay married, and I see one where divorced fathers are naturally discriminated against in matters of child custody.

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    1. Re:A proper gander by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      You're not after good taste, you're after propaganda. A media fed force against the decline of Western Civilization as you see it.
      About this we can reach no consensus, for our worlds fly apart at different seams
      Are you implying that what comes out of Hollywood is somehow not propaganda?
      For a rebuttal, I'll let it slip that the wife and I have been watching a lot of "Rosemary and Thyme" and "The Red Green Show" on DVD lately. Now, if you want to accuse Red Green of being a duct-tape driven, media-fed "media fed force against the decline of Western Civilization", go right ahead. You might accuse it of being a moronic pile of trip, too. I consider it the most consistently funny thing I've seen in too long.
      R & T is also relaxing, and quite well acted. Yeah, there is the occasional body part. But I'd call it a reference for tastefully dealing with "the evil that men do".
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    2. Re:A proper gander by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      "Are you implying that what comes out of Hollywood is somehow not propaganda?"

      To answer a question with a question:

      Do you want to replace the propaganda you see with more, albeit different, propaganda?

      I'm unfamiliar with the shows you mentioned, so I can't respond to them directly. However, I will say that it seems your problem isn't so much with movies, as with movies, television, and the entertainment media in general. (this may just be answering my own misinterpretation of your original post)

      (And to be fair, I suppose I ought to answer your question as well. Some of what comes out of Hollywood is propaganda -- works whose raisons d'être are not the telling of stories and the illustrations of characters, but the selling of ideas. Most of what comes out of Hollywood, though, is not propaganda)

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    3. Re:A proper gander by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I'll let it slip that the wife and I have been watching a lot of "Rosemary and Thyme"
      You're a braver man than I to admit something like that in public.
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    4. Re:A proper gander by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      Do you want to replace the propaganda you see with more, albeit different, propaganda?
      Well, the /. article is about Hollywood being out of ideas, so, yes, I'd like to see the bias of the propaganda return to the vaguely positive from its current, arguably negative, state.
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    5. Re:A proper gander by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      "Well, the /. article is about Hollywood being out of ideas, so, yes, I'd like to see the bias of the propaganda return to the vaguely positive from its current, arguably negative, state."

      Your complaint isn't, then, the same as the article's. Your problem with Hollywood is not a lack of variety or original ideas, but the variety and ideas that they are producing.

      It would be nice to have some specific offenders, though... for argument's sake at least.

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  190. Hollywood contracts by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1
    Another reason the writing is so bad in movies today is the reluctance of authors/writers to negotiate with the studios. The contracts that studios insist on are so one-sided that they take all control from the author and return little profit. Studios have a take-it-or-leave-it attitude with the contracts and they can afford to shop around for another starving author willing to sign any contract. The same arrogance has been happening in the music industry the last twenty years.

    As time went on, more authors/publishers have wised up to Hollywood's tactics and have refused to relinquish the rights to their works. They can afford to dismiss Hollywood because they have found other ways to earn money from their works. Hollywood is finding fewer cooperative parties to extort source material (some even plagiarize them), thus there is little originality in movies today and they are resorting to material they already own or seeking out works whose copyrights have expired and are in the public domain (but have been picked dry). That is why Hollywood is releasing so many sequels, remakes, and big screen versions of TV shows and why there is so little originality in movies today.

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  191. That is his artistic name. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You know, in order to avoid stereotyping of exactly the same type you are suggesting.

    He is of Indian descent actually.

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  192. It's the budget by cgreuter · · Score: 1

    I know nothing about the film industry, but hey, this is Slashdot. When has that ever stopped anyone?

    My theory is that it's the cost. Movie studios make a small number of very expensive movies each year, so their survival depends on those movies being hits. Since more money spent on the movie increases its chances of doing well (at least, that's the theory), studios aren't too worried about spending even more on an already expensive movie to improve the odds, leading to even higher production costs.

    This whole eggs-in-one-basket approach makes studio types very, very, very cautious about what they're going to do. So, they try to be safe. They use big name stars (because those worked before), they use big name directors (ditto), they make sequels to movies that worked or they adapt TV shows or (occasionally) books that sold really well because all of those are known quantities. They already have an existing audience.

    Then, there's the whole blame-deflecting game. If a big movie flops, the people who made it get their careers damaged. After all, they've cost their studio hundreds of millions of dollars. So, producers bring in lots of people on the theory that if it fails, they can blame the underlings. And they use focus groups to further spread the blame, because if the focus groups okayed it, they were justified in making those changes, right?

    The result is mediocre. It's what you get when you have too many cooks and you try very hard not to offend anyone.

    That's why the movies that are good were either 1) made by a director whose name is so big that he can tell the studio to leave him alone and they will or 2) has such a low budget that they don't really care if it flops.

  193. Sequels, Sequels, and more Sequels! by ipour · · Score: 1

    Clearly, the lack of original movies is at the heart of the problem. I looked at a newspaper this past spring, and of the twenty or so movies in the big theaters, only about three or four were original screenplays, or adaptations that were not from movies.

    Once upon a time, sequels were ASSUMED to be bad - so few had been successful. But ever since Star Wars, and the advent of brand merchandising (think of the those stuffed Wookies and Luke Skywalker action figures), sequels and remakes started getting a second look.

    The latest trend now is to make three movies in one shoot (LOTR and Pirates of the Caribbean). So don't look for any relief soon - if Hollywood can make money off bad movies (and there are a LOT of bad movies) they will keep making them.

  194. movies by psibrman · · Score: 1

    I copy the slash/dot news article on the movies. I have 180 channels and seems it's all crap or umpteenth repeat of crap. The only thing that I can think of is that the creative people don't feel so creative at the moment because of what's happening on the socio-politico level. When there's war going on (the war president and if it's war why are we treating people as illegal combatants rather than prisoners of war) people don't feel so creative. There's a lot more to this this simple statement.

  195. The primary reasons by teflaime · · Score: 1
    1) Movie studios (all around the world, not just in Hollywood) are VERY risk averse. They take very few chances anymore.

    2) The writer's strike in the mid-70s caused a shift in the way movies are written:
    Prior to the writer's strike, writers were brought up in the last remnants of the studio system, basically going through a movie writing apprenticeship. Thus, the writer had time to learn to write a good script. They had mentors helping them, and they didn't start out writing scripts, but rather worked on refining scripts under the watchful eye of the head screenwriter.
    Following the writer's strike, the shift was made to a "spec" script market, where writers write what they write and the studios buy from that pool. So, while there is a really tiny writing department in some studios, the vast majority of screenplays are written by people who may not get paid anything. That means that a lot of screen writers aren't getting good feedback and aren't learning what makes a good script. Which means that a lot of the scripts being bought right now are being written by a group of previously successful writers who may or may not be able to do something different: Elliot and Russo, for (a good) example, or M. Night Shaymalan (a poor example). In any event, the studios are going with writers who have had hits in the past, but fewer new writers that have fresh ideas are being produced.

    3) There are two types of development execs, and neither is exactly known for picking good movies:
    The first is the 18-35 year old male - They don't, in general, like much that doesn't have explosions or sex in it, and they aren't really interested in stories. They generally have their positions because their father or uncle or neighbor is a producer with a lot of clout and wants them to have a job. A lot of them aren't even really interested in making movies, they just want to get laid and being a development exec helps with that. They don't pick good movies because:
    • They think every movie should star either Adam Sandler, Tom Cruise, or Pamela Anderson
    • Stories get in the way of explosions and sex, so they eliminate them
    • Acting gets in the way of explosions and sex, so they eliminate it
    • When they get chewed out for making too crappy comedies or action pictures, they try to make big serious pictures that invariably suck because they've bever suffered a hardship in their life, so they just pick what makes their latest girlfriend cry
    • It is widely reported that over 50% of this type of exec can't read

    The other major type of development exec is the high powered, ultra-sensitive female exec. They don't, in general, like movies with explosions or sex, and want to make lots of touchy feely chick flick films that girls drag their boyfriends to on dates. They have had lots of life experience, but it hasn't helped them pick good movies, it just made them cry a lot in therapy. They want to change Hollywood, leading it to make more female centered films that have sensitive takes on important female life issues and are very serious. They don't pick good movies because:
    • People only want to see 1 (one) important, depressing, socially meaningful film a year and usually these execs didn't pick that one.
    • They think every movie should star Kevin Costner, Julia Roberts, or Tom Cruise
    • They listen to Oprah and respect her ridiculous opinions on what makes a good movie
    • They love story, but always cut the interesting parts out of any story in search of deeper meaning
    • They love acting so much that they encourage directors to find actors who overact more than Cordelia Chase in stagecraft class
    • When they get chewed out for making too many crappy romantic comedies or big budget romantic epics, they pick what ever make their 6-year-old brother laugh for their next project
  196. Sounds like an IP problem by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    For the money spent on renting gear, you should be able to buy the gear outright. Having built low-volume scientific equipment that is far more precise for dollars that would probably fit in a 100M film budget, it could be done. But, of course, I suspect that much of the stuff is locked up in IP rights and you can't buy the stuff for a reasonable fee. Which is one reason why film will die at the hands of digital production. Sure, there will still be IP and rentals, but that sort of thing is far more commoditizeable (is that even a word?).

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  197. Re:Couldn't Agree More by kehren77 · · Score: 1

    Or maybe one of the following:

    1. The ZPM factory is on Earth and hasn't been discovered yet. The outpost in Antarctica was only recently discovered. Perhaps the factory is somewhere else on the planet.

    2. The ZPM factory isn't on Earth and hasn't been discovered yet. The stargates contain naquadah so it stands to reason that a ZPM would as well or perhaps naquadria. In either case, neither substance is native to Earth and therefore making the ZPM factory on Earth would be illogical.

    3. There isn't a factory. If there are only a handful of outposts in the Milky Way and Pegasus and considering how long the ZPMs hold a charge, it's possible that there where only a few dozen created in a lab environment. Given that many of of the systems of Atlantis can be powered by a handful of naquadah generators, it's possible they didn't foresee needing more than a small number. Why use the nuclear reactor if you can get by on some AA batteries.

    4. The ZPM factory is infact on Atlantis. They've only explored 50% of the city. While they have schematics that say what things are, it may not say ZPM lab. Additionally, since they'd only decoded a fraction of the ancient database, perhaps the instructions for building a ZPM are in the database.

    It's not lazy writing, it's a careful balance of leaving enough plots holes to keep your future story options open without creating so many holes the story falls apart. If they'd found a room in Atlantis stocked full of charges ZPMs there really wouldn't be anywhere for the Atlantis storyline to go.

  198. Why would they make good movies? by paulevans · · Score: 1

    I do a lot of films here in Austin, TX. Why would they want to make inovative movies? Why would they want to take a chance? They are only interested in making money, your entertainment is at the bottom of their to-do list.

    Why are there so many reality TV shows (In fact an entire cable channel now devoted to this ever increasing menence)? Because it's cheap, and guarantees a profit. However, good TV is taking a change, a chance they are not willing to take.

    Why are there SO MANY horror films the past 2 years? They guarantee a profit, not because people like them, because they don't cost all that much and people love seeing them.

    There was a film done down here 2 years ago about a man that ended up 2,000 years in the future. When he got out of the building to witness the future world, he saw a movie theatre showing a film called "Butts". It consisted of b-roll shots of peoples butts . . . that's it.

    It's sad, but I think if someone did that they would be rich here. What I would like to see happen is realease old, GOOD films today. This would be benifical on two grounds: A:> We would have something of value to watch. and B:> Current films would be in competition with all films ever created, not just current ones. Can you imagine going to see the original Omen, Butch Cassidy, Clockwork Orange, or even Midnight Cowboy. If I had my choice I probably wouldn't watch anything after 1995.

    And I'll tell you something else, I bet movie studios would pay a lot more attention to it's customers once complete competition came into play.

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  199. How did Brokeback really make you think? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Brokeback was a one message movies. Even cowboys could be gay? Obvious I say. Obvious to the people who liked it, and even those that did not. It was a movie just meant to stir things up to create a name for itself - like all other "message" movies it will vanish into history, just as the other poster said. There just was not enough special about it as a movie beyond the message it was trying to send, not even with the tragedy of love denied laid on top of the message.

    Brokeback was a movie for people who liked to think they saw a movie that made them think, because the subject was taboo enough to feel deep even if it was not.

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    1. Re:How did Brokeback really make you think? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Great, but Brokeback is a strawman. The only people talking about it are the ones who, like yourself, think it proves that a, "story based on sexual confusion is of no interest at all." I have yet to see anyone in this debate claim anything else about Brokeback. I certainly made no comment because I haven't seen the movie, although an ex recently told me that she didn't like it because there wasn't enough nudity.

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    2. Re:How did Brokeback really make you think? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Philadelphia

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  200. Why Have Movies been so Bad Lately by rrcn · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking about that, and I have decided that reality is more screwed up today that the most creative minds in fiction. At the risk of offending many I will say that this is a fulfillment of Bible prophecy, and things will continue to degenerate.

  201. Not what I said by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    A story based on sexual confusion can be very interesting indeed. Brokeback is not it.

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  202. Re:Couldn't Agree More by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

    Personally, I just watched about 6 episodes in a row of this show. I hadn't seen it before, I like it. Your comment is nitpicking the absurd. Let us suppose a disaster destroyed our civilization as it stands today, and there was just pieces left, and you came along 10,000 years later. Let's suppose you find our ICBMs very handy (never mind that an ICBM wouldn't work in 10k years). Would your complaint be realistic to find that the equipment to build new ones wasn't just around? That the books detailing exactly how to make the warheads, guidance systems, and missile schemtics are not in the public library, even the university one? (and they are not. Yes, you can find books giving enough of the theory that if you were part of a whole team of scientists and engineers, you could build your own weapons with less resources than it took the first time) The ZPM, supposedly containing a whole bubble universe that we are using as a sort of unlimited heat sink, could be the ancients equivalent of a nuke. Knowledge on how to make one would be carefully controlled.

  203. Story? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Although cryptic, I am assuming you meant "Philidelphia Story" was a good movie with lasting impact. I agree.

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  204. Poseidon Adventure ..Characters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We watched the new "Poseidon Adventure" remake a few weeks ago. I absolutely hated it. The ocean didn't look real, the ship didn't look real, but worst of all, I couldn't empathize with any of the characters.

    Watched the original Poseidon Adventure just a couple nites ago and really liked it. I thought the scenes of the sea were better, but most of all, they took the time to develop the characters a before they had the big disaster.

    I think hollywood would rather hire famous stars they think people worship than take the time and effort to intelligently develop characters.

    Use IMDB and rent foreign flicks... good luck!

  205. Entertainment Glut by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

    I think that we are simply in an entertainment glut, where our number of media technologies has outpaced the amount of good and original creativity. There's this demand among "civilized" populations for wall-to-wall entertainment that is much more of a security blanket for existence than it is something we watch to be "entertained." I think it's much more accurate to say that our (as in society's) definition of entertainment has devolved to "stuff that fills our eyes and ears."

    If you want to find quality entertainment, it takes work. You need the right social circle, the right instincts for where to go to find out about quality stuff, and/or the patience to dig deeply into something you like to find its lineage of inspiration. However, it is important to remember that "independent" will never be equivolent to "better."

    Anyway, most people are too lazy for that. So the choice is to sit back and let your ears and eyes get filled with money-driven crap, or to say "to hell with it" and actively participate in life itself--read, be creative, write. Meanwhile, the big entertainment companies will be:

    1. doing marketing research
    2. writing or rewriting crap for the widest mass appeal
    3. marketing the shit out of the resulting crap
    4. profiting

  206. You go, boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I blame the people that keep going out and seeing these movies. I've seen maybe three movies I've really enjoyed in the last two years, and have made the conscious choice to just STOP GIVING THESE JERKS MY MONEY. I've switched almost entirely to TV series (mostly HBO stuff)

    That'll teach Time Warner!