you are the most unfunny motherfucker on the face of the planet. I modded you down for being a drooling and syphillic donkey molester, but I decided to post and mock you instead.
I dont' expect comedy incarnate on slashdot, but jesus fucking christ: zerowing humor? Still?
I hope you get hit by a bus on your way home today.
plastickiwi wrote that. Here's a follow up of sorts. Why he went and got married to that chick is beyond me. eh.
Scene: a chalet bedroom, 3am.
Her: Do you love me? Me: Wha? Who? Whassamatta? Her: Are you asleep? Me: Have we not already established the futility of asking that question? Her: So you don't love me? Me: What? Start over. Her: I asked if you love me and you said it was a futile question. Me: No, asking "Are you asleep?" is a futile question. Her: Why? Me: Either I am, in which case I can't hear you, or I'm not, in which case you can go ahead and talk to me without asking if I am. The question itself is pointless. Her: But if you answer it, I know you're awake. Me: But you want to know if I'm awake for a reason, right? You want to ask another question, right? Her: Right. Me: So why not just ask it? If I'm awake, I'll answer. If not, I won't. Same thing, fewer questions. Her: So asking if you're awake is inefficient? Me: Exactly. Her: I wasn't aware efficiency is a concern in conversation. Me: Efficiency is always a concern. Her: So why do you leave the seat up? Me: Clarify. Her: Why do you leave the toilet seat up? I always need it down, and you need it down 50% of the time. Efficiency would require leaving it down as a matter of practice. Me: True. Her: So why doesn't efficiency govern your behavior in the bathroom? Me: I'm a hypocrite. Her: That's a defense for anything. Me: Clarify. Her: Committing to a principle means abiding by its consequences. If you adopt rules in one situation, but ignore the implications of those rules in another... Me: I'm a hypocrite. Her: Exactly. Me: But I admitted that. Her: That obviates the utility of adopting rules in the first place. If you can wiggle out of anything by acknowledging hypocrisy, I could kill you and justify it by saying, "Well, I don't believe in killing people, but I'm a murderer." Me: That's interesting. Her: That's what you say when you can't think of anything else to say. Me: What? Her: "That's interesting." Then you say "What?" when I call you on it. Me: You wanted something when this conversation started, didn't you? Her:...and then you change the subject. Me: Your critique is merely descriptive, and therefore trivial. I know what I do. Stating it as if you've caught me at something scores you no points. Her: I just wanted you to know I'm not fooled. Me: Noted. Now, was there some other question? Her: Do you love me? Me: I believe the fact we were just married should answer that question adequately. Her: Lots of married people don't love each other. Me: True. I do love you, as it happens. Her: Thank you. Me: Wanna have sex? Her: It's less fun now that it's legal. Me: Is that a "no"? Her: No.
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eat me ass lameness filter. eat it. Continue to eat it.
Is your grandma hot?
Holy shit! Somebody actually posted something actually worth modding as funny on slashdot!
call the authorities.
I really like the letter 'z'
A Fucking men.
this is slashdot. Perl is MUCH more important than some silly starving kid.
Duh.
If most of us know... why the fuck did you submit a story about it? Were you afraid the rest of us wouldn't find it on our own?
This is probably the most inane and worthless thing I've ever seen on the internet. Ever.
Note to linux people: No one gives a fuck. Not one.
Too bad it Doesn't support CSS AT ALL
LOLLLOZLZLLLLLAOAOALZLZLZLZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
(suck my lameness filter; how about a "slashdot editors are fucking retards and don't check for double posts' filter)"
CowboyNeal would sodomize all the monkeys as he was wiring the implants, of course.
holy shit; you and anyone who modded you "funny" needs a good swift kick the balls.
it's about time that old fucker kicked the bucket.
you are the most unfunny motherfucker on the face of the planet. I modded you down for being a drooling and syphillic donkey molester, but I decided to post and mock you instead.
I dont' expect comedy incarnate on slashdot, but jesus fucking christ: zerowing humor? Still?
I hope you get hit by a bus on your way home today.
Yes. We also need one for every tiny Mozilla point release. Because, you know, we all really care.
too long, didn't read it.
word the fuck out.
open the link in a new window. Lowtax doesn't like the slashdot crowd. With good reason.
User Friendly is the most unfunny comic in the history of the universe. It's even less funny than Pupkin
plastickiwi wrote that. Here's a follow up of sorts. Why he went and got married to that chick is beyond me. eh.
...and then you change the subject.
Scene: a chalet bedroom, 3am.
Her: Do you love me?
Me: Wha? Who? Whassamatta?
Her: Are you asleep?
Me: Have we not already established the futility of asking that question?
Her: So you don't love me?
Me: What? Start over.
Her: I asked if you love me and you said it was a futile question.
Me: No, asking "Are you asleep?" is a futile question.
Her: Why?
Me: Either I am, in which case I can't hear you, or I'm not, in which case you can go ahead and talk to me without asking if I am. The question itself is pointless.
Her: But if you answer it, I know you're awake.
Me: But you want to know if I'm awake for a reason, right? You want to ask another question, right?
Her: Right.
Me: So why not just ask it? If I'm awake, I'll answer. If not, I won't. Same thing, fewer questions.
Her: So asking if you're awake is inefficient?
Me: Exactly.
Her: I wasn't aware efficiency is a concern in conversation.
Me: Efficiency is always a concern.
Her: So why do you leave the seat up?
Me: Clarify.
Her: Why do you leave the toilet seat up? I always need it down, and you need it down 50% of the time. Efficiency would require leaving it down as a matter of practice.
Me: True.
Her: So why doesn't efficiency govern your behavior in the bathroom?
Me: I'm a hypocrite.
Her: That's a defense for anything.
Me: Clarify.
Her: Committing to a principle means abiding by its consequences. If you adopt rules in one situation, but ignore the implications of those rules in another...
Me: I'm a hypocrite.
Her: Exactly.
Me: But I admitted that.
Her: That obviates the utility of adopting rules in the first place. If you can wiggle out of anything by acknowledging hypocrisy, I could kill you and justify it by saying, "Well, I don't believe in killing people, but I'm a murderer."
Me: That's interesting.
Her: That's what you say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Me: What?
Her: "That's interesting." Then you say "What?" when I call you on it.
Me: You wanted something when this conversation started, didn't you?
Her:
Me: Your critique is merely descriptive, and therefore trivial. I know what I do. Stating it as if you've caught me at something scores you no points.
Her: I just wanted you to know I'm not fooled.
Me: Noted. Now, was there some other question?
Her: Do you love me?
Me: I believe the fact we were just married should answer that question adequately.
Her: Lots of married people don't love each other.
Me: True. I do love you, as it happens.
Her: Thank you.
Me: Wanna have sex?
Her: It's less fun now that it's legal.
Me: Is that a "no"?
Her: No.
haha, gamespy.
MOD PARENT UP!!
amen brother.
OMG pr0n is s0 funny! +5 INFORMATIVE!!! LOLOLOLLOLLZZZLZLOZLL!!!!!
It'll kick you in the junk (if applicable) and steal your wallet.