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  1. Re:Misleading on Google PC to Hit Walmart? · · Score: 0

    It's not a tumor!

  2. Re:Personality, not brains on Einstein Has Left the Building · · Score: -1

    How exactly is this unfortunate? If a corporation gave me calculus or relativity, I would still welcome it with open arms.

  3. Hover Cars on Panasonic R&D 'House of the Future' To Open · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is all fine and good, but don't you think we should have hover cars by now? I want my hover car!

  4. Re:Leap Ahead? on Intel's New Slogan Clarified · · Score: 0

    Intel--It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!

  5. Re:The summary neglects to mention the fact on Japanese Chip Makers to Unite · · Score: 0, Funny

    I for one welcome our new metallic overlords.

  6. Re:Don't forget... on Does Faster Broadband Matter? · · Score: 0

    Don't forget... Porn.

    Even so.

  7. Re:-5, Redundant on 2005 Foot In Mouth Awards · · Score: 0

    The most insightful comment I've seen on digg: "I'D HIT IT!"

  8. Ur-A-Nus on New Uranus Moons and Rings Discovered · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?

  9. Re:Big Mouth Billy Bass in Pain on Hacking Santa · · Score: 0

    Owoooooooh! Wolfman Jack say someone's at the door baby!

  10. Re:Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is sooo last week... on Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Unrelated to Typing? · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Or you could just actually get up every once in a while and not sit there like a complete log day in and day out."

    I just said the same thing to this guy my roommates are letting sleep on the couch. Should I hope he gets nintendonitis, or should I hope he gets a fscking job?

  11. Re:oh yay on D&D Online Stress Beta Begins · · Score: 0

    At least I'm not the only sucker that paid for MxO! But it sure did feel great when I cancelled my subscription and removed Windows from my machine entirely.

  12. Say what? on NASA Probes Shuttle Oxygen Leak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    TFA: "A high concentrations of the gas in the [rear compartment]"

    I think something smells fishy.

  13. Re:Rich? on Google Users more Wealthy, Net Savvy · · Score: 0

    I'm glad you weren't hurt in the plane crash!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051210/ap_on_re_af/ni geria_plane_crash

  14. Re:Google was good, going down? on Google Users more Wealthy, Net Savvy · · Score: 0
    Would you mind linking to an example?

    Most slashdotters can't be bothered with googling. It looks like some of them don't even know the url!

    http://www.google.com/
  15. Re:How long could it survive... on How Long is Too Long to Update? · · Score: 0

    3. There is no step 3.

    But phase 3 is still profit, right?

  16. Re:Cleanroom? on Hard Drive Window · · Score: 0

    Toilet paper fuzz, towel lint, bellybutton lint, hair, bah.

    You forgot about all the microscopic poo particles floating around.

  17. Re:The Island on Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper · · Score: 0

    What did you guys just say? I was busy splashdotting my toilet...

  18. Re:Enough power on Antispyware Shootout · · Score: 0

    I tried using Linux, but I could'nt find any spyware.

    $ emerge -s spyware
    Searching...
    [ Results for search key : spyware ]
    [ Applications found : 0 ]

  19. Re:I'm not too worried... on France Hostile To Open Source Software? · · Score: 0

    What a day! I never thought I would hear "France" and "hostile" together in the same sentence, and now I'm hearing that along with "French" and "domination!"

  20. Re:Good thing, or bad sign? on Sun Opens Up Enterprise Software · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'd be panicking if I had just signed a big deal with google.

  21. Re:I'll yell you who... on RIAA vs Linux and DVDs · · Score: 0

    I will not rest until the parent is modded +5 informative! Oh wait, I'm kinda tired.

  22. Re:Blackberries? on Slashback: BlackBerry, Cloning, Smart Hotels · · Score: 0

    I got kicked in the blackberries one time. That's what happened to Paris Hilton, right?

  23. Don't be jealous on What Makes a Good IM Client? · · Score: 0

    Napoleon, don't be jeolous that I've been chatting online with anonymous cowards all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

  24. What about... on What Makes a Good IM Client? · · Score: 0

    What about IRC? Don't geeks use IRC anymore? Besides, X-chat will probably have video and voice before any decent AIM or Windows Messenger clients for linux do.

  25. Go Profitmon! on Profitmon Catches The Dollars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Profitmon, I choose you!