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How Long is Too Long to Update?

StWaldo asks: "I'm sure everyone knows the story about the life expectancy of an fresh, un-updated PC, once it's connected to the internet. What about a PC which just hasn't been updated in a while? I've been deployed in Iraq for the last 9 months, and haven't been able to hook up my laptop to the internet to get updates (I do HAVE access, just can't hook up a personal laptop, gov't only). Before I deployed, I would update my software (system, anti-virus, firewall, anti-spyware, etc) regularly, but as I get closer to coming back to the States and my broadband connection, I'm beginning to wonder what the life expectancy of my PC will be. What's the lifecycle of a security exploit, hack, virus, etc - between discovery/release, propagation, and extinction (or a state approaching extinction)?"

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  1. How long could it survive... by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...with an unprotected connection? Who cares?

    1. Put your computer behind literally any personal firewall/router (Linksys, DLink, etc.) that can be had - wireless and wired or both - for under $50.

    2. If you have Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2), just make sure the firewall for your network connection is still enabled; it is by default on SP2, and Security Center will warn you if it isn't. Unless you explicitly disabled it, it will still be enabled.

    If you don't yet have Service Pack 2, simply enable the Windows firewall (Internet Connection Firewall) for any network interface(s) you have. This can be done on the Advanced tab of each connection's Properties.

    3. There is no step 3.

    There's nothing you have to do other than ensure you have a software firewall enabled, and optionally have your machine behind a nice little personal firewall/router. Then it doesn't matter how long it's been or what exploits are out there[1].

    That's it. Even the built-in Windows software firewall on a machine with no patches or service packs installed will protect a Windows XP system. Seem simple? It is. One wonders why it took Microsoft *so long* to make it the default.

    [1] Sure, there may be exploits that affect browsers or other aspects of the system that could be exploited by *visiting malicious sites*, but the machine, just sitting there, won't be vulnerable. If all you're going to do is immediately update everything anyway, you have nothing to worry about.

    1. Re:How long could it survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What daveschroeder said above.

    2. Re:How long could it survive... by bad+jerkface · · Score: 0

      3. There is no step 3.

      But phase 3 is still profit, right?

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    3. Re:How long could it survive... by mikecito · · Score: 5, Funny

      While there may not be any virus or exploit that can get to you with this method, your laptop may still have contracted some nasty bacteria while abroad. I recommend boiling it for at least 1 hour before using it.

    4. Re:How long could it survive... by k12linux · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you don't have an hour try 15 minutes in a microwave.

    5. Re:How long could it survive... by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Quite possibly the most sensible advise ever on /.

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    6. Re:How long could it survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't have SP2, go to the M$ Website and order it on CD. It's good to have if you ever need to re-install.

    7. Re:How long could it survive... by 511pf · · Score: 1, Informative

      I disagree. Simply using a NAT router DOES NOT protect your machine from e-mail worms (like Sober, for example). It also doesn't protect your machine from any other wom-infected machine behind the router. NAT routers are an absolute requirement as step one. Step two is to immediately update your system.

    8. Re:How long could it survive... by mikecito · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just make sure you take any cd you might have in the cd-rom drive out first. We've all seen what happens to cds in a microwave. Pretty nasty stuff.

    9. Re:How long could it survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My NetSurfing computer is connected by a 56K modem. It's an old machine, 233Mhz, Win95 + all patches, InternetExplorer WAS NEVER INSTALLED
      (so I never needed to deal with the integration of all those security holes into Win98 :).
      It has the latest Mozilla suite and no ActiveX, of course. I tend to restrict my browsing to sites I trust.
      Whenever I stray and a popup wants to install something I always Cancel it. I seldom even accept plug-in requests.
      I don't have or even want a credit card, and I don't do online banking, so all phishing attempts fail.
      Naturally I delete lots of unopened emails that have attachments.
      If a virus has ever tried to install itself, I've not seen any indications it succeeded.

      The above machine I consider to be a gateway sort of thing. I have a few other computers hooked in a simple Ethernetwork.
      More powerful than 233Mhz they are. Those machines are always OFF when I'm surfing.
      And my modem is always disconnected when I'm using my network. That way I can download patches for, say, Win2K, and not worry about viruses when they get copied to that machine.

    10. Re:How long could it survive... by k12linux · · Score: 3, Funny

      Good catch! You wouldn't want to ruin an important CD!

    11. Re:How long could it survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent post said "just sitting there." That means doing nothing, including not reading email. Your second point, I hope, was already obvious.

    12. Re:How long could it survive... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      And whatever you do, do not put a Sony/BMG title Silver Disk With DRM'ed Music Tracks On It* into your CD player.

      * I refuse to call it a CD.

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    13. Re:How long could it survive... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You mean Evil rootkit installing, spying, granny using bittorrent to download non copyrighted information sueing through their damn puppets in the MPAA and the Republican Party ....
      snip 5 minute rant

      ....and where do you think the NAZIS bought their WALKMEN? Bastards! title Silver Disk With DRM'ed Music Tracks On It into your CD player


      I refuse to say their name. Problem is, no one has the slightest idea what I'm talking about.

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    14. Re:How long could it survive... by fredbox · · Score: 0

      Yes! It is important to insert a Village People, Yanni, or Microsoft CD into the drive as a placeholder so the air trapped in the CD tray doesn't get radioactive in the microwave.

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    15. Re:How long could it survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will actually notice that DRMed CDs don't have the "Compact Disc" logo on them anymore, since they have been deemed by the CD Consortium (led by Philips) to not actually be CDs.

    16. Re:How long could it survive... by klubar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, you've left one important require. If you disconnect the power cord (from both the computer and the electrical outlet) you can be more confident that your machine will be safe.

      Just in case, you might also remove the hard drive and the CPU as stray electrical currents might cause these components to receive signals from "them".

    17. Re:How long could it survive... by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Good catch! You wouldn't want to ruin an important CD!

      Course not. How else would Sony infect my machine????????

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    18. Re:How long could it survive... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Simply using a NAT router DOES NOT protect your machine from e-mail worms

      Don't run any mail clients until you've finished patching.

      It also doesn't protect your machine from any other wom-infected machine behind the router

      Unplug any computer running MS-Windows from the router until you've finished patching.

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    19. Re:How long could it survive... by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      I thought 3 was ??? 4 was profit.

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    20. Re:How long could it survive... by alfrin · · Score: 1

      Unless it is, of course, the Windows XP installation disc

    21. Re:How long could it survive... by Premo_Maggot · · Score: 1

      Eh...looks like people ran out of mod points...

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    22. Re:How long could it survive... by griffjon · · Score: 1

      And for cryin' out loud, do this in a well lit room. Else, the grues might eat you.

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    23. Re:How long could it survive... by kcbrown · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Simply using a NAT router DOES NOT protect your machine from e-mail worms (like Sober, for example).

      Right. But running a properly-engineered browser (like Firefox) and a properly-engineered email client (like Thunderbird) and not being a complete moron who opens up executable attachments that haven't been virus scanned yet will accomplish that far more effectively than merely updating your system, since the latter is only temporary (until the next exploit is inevitably found).

      Step two is to immediately update your system.

      No, step two is to enable the firewall on the OS.

      Step three is to run as a restricted user and to never run with administrative privileges except to install software. Being forced to explicitly log in as administrator forces you to think about what you're doing. That alone is worth the price of admission.

      Virus scanning everything you download from the internet prior to executing it, combined with running a firewall both on the machine and right in front of the internet connection, will eliminate most of the risk. Running as a restricted user on top of that will eliminate almost all of it.

      Remember: the reason all of this is an issue to begin with is that Microsoft is a piece of shit software company that doesn't give a flying fuck about real security, and only cares in passing about even the appearance of security. The threat level would be order of magnitude less if it weren't for their idiocy. They are, after all, the morons who decided that users should get administrative privileges by default, and that ACLs are for "professionals", not home users.

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    24. Re:How long could it survive... by rf0 · · Score: 1

      or buy a new compauter patch the hell out of it copy over your data and spend lots of money. Of course that is a stupid suggetsion but it would work

    25. Re:How long could it survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 Grab any insurance can be had.
      2 Accident destroys computer.
      3 New computer safer online.

    26. Re:How long could it survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I was trying to indicate was that a modem connection MIGHT be a little more secure than a broadband connection.
      That is, protocols must be followed for communication over a modem, which are different and more restrictive than the
      protocols followed for broadband communication.
      The fellow who wants to update his software without getting infected in the process MIGHT simply try to use an ordinary telephone modem connection.
      Yes, it will take longer to do the downloads. But if viruses don't have a chance of infecting during a download (the COMPUTER
      might be able to multitask, but a POTS MODEM cannot), then getting updated safely is just a matter of being patient.

    27. Re:How long could it survive... by k12linux · · Score: 1

      Like I said you wouldn't want to ruin a "good" CD. That automatically excludes all Windows-{whatever} install CDs.

    28. Re:How long could it survive... by kminchau · · Score: 1

      Unless of course it's a Sony CD....
      ... but you won't be able to see it anyways...

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    29. Re:How long could it survive... by StormUP · · Score: 1

      "But running a properly-engineered browser (like Firefox)"

      You mean like Firefox 1.5 with its unpatched vulnerability? Hopefully its patched within the week, but running Firefox, Opera, et al is no guarantee that there are not vulnerabilities in the software.

  2. No Need to Update by bleaknik · · Score: 1, Troll

    Buy a Mac. :p

    (while, yes, I appreciate Macintosh computers, it is true that security issues are of great concern for everyone. It is still important for Mac users to stay updated, just as it is important for everyone else.)

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    1. Re:No Need to Update by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....It is still important for Mac users to stay updated, just as it is important for everyone else.....

      If there are Mac viruses in the WILD, where can one find out about them? I know there are some theoretical exploits and even a rootkit or two, all of which require some user action and/or password. AFAIK, there still is not even ONE real honest to goodness virus in the wild places of the Internet.

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    2. Re:No Need to Update by connorbd · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested to see if there were any still in the wild too. Virtually every major virus threat on the Mac died with System 7.5 or earlier, and apart from MSOffice macro viruses I don't think anyone's tried to do anything nasty to Macs since.

    3. Re:No Need to Update by bleaknik · · Score: 1

      Theoretically, a OS X is susceptable to a good chunk of the exploits of the Darwin Core, which includes potential Unixish virii.

      In my experience with a Mac, I've never seen a virus, and I'm probably pretty stupid for not having an antivirus suite. However... It goes back to the user base.

      Most people who use / promote Linux either work on it, or know a great enough deal about it that they would rather patch the security breaches they discover (or make aware those who can fix it).

      Most people who use / promote OS X use it for multimedia production (which generally means they have specialized computing knowledge), every day use (which means Joe User can barely check his email), or enjoy the experience as a power user (which means they usually won't care to write malware).

      Windows on the other hand, is the default OS of thousands of people of all levels. Some use it like the users listed above, and some have a great deal of technical knowledge and free time.

      Hypothetical situation here... but if Apple won the Personal Computer marketshare of the mid-to-late 90s, it's very likely that there would be as many viruses for OS X as there are for Windows. The same would apply to Linux or any other operating system.

      There's just one thing I have left to question... Is there anyone out there who actually took my post as a light hearted joke? Troll... Flamebait... Insightful... Come on, it was clever and well timed!

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    4. Re:No Need to Update by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....but if Apple won the Personal Computer marketshare of the mid-to-late 90s, it's very likely that there would be as many viruses for OS X as there are for Windows....

      Such sentiments are like a broken record, endlessly repeated. Computer and/or automobile safety and marketshare have little or nothing to do with popularity. Honda makes one of the most numerous, yet also one of the safest and reliable cars on the road. It seems that there ought to be at least a few viruses and such in the wild places of the net' for the Mac, if nothing else than to prove to the often smug macheads that their system is not so secure after all. ....(However... It goes back to the user base.)....

      Are you implying that Mac users are less willing to put up with the crap that Windows users think is "normal" for computer behavior? That may be a more credible, though still unproven assertion than the constantly repeated marketshare mantra.

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    5. Re:No Need to Update by bleaknik · · Score: 1

      Ok. Let me rephrase that.

      Let's make imaginary statistics here to prove my point. Let's say 1 in 20 computer users is capable of writing software. Let's say 1 in 20 computer programmers finds some value in writing computer viruses. Let's say 1 in 20 computer users use a mac.

      Statistically speaking... 1 in 20 * 20 * 20 or 1 in 8000 users would be capable of writing a virus for a mac and have the motive to do so.

      Statistically, it's more likely that a virus will be written for a PC than a mac, right?

      That's not to say one person isn't capable of writing mac viruses. hehe.

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    6. Re:No Need to Update by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....1 in 8000 users would be capable of writing a virus for a mac and have the motive to do so.....

      OK, so if there are just for argument 8 million Mac users (I am sure there are more, but this makes the math easy) then there ought to be at least 1000 Mac viruses out there in cyberspace. The fact is that there are zero, none, zilch! So even by your statistical gymnastics you are off by a a factor of infinity.

      I don't understand why it is so hard to grasp that popularity and security are independent variables. Macs ARE more secure by DESIGN, and any security person will admit that. In the end, it doesn't matter WHY people have are not into breaking into my house. Maybe it is because they think I have nothing worthwhile to steal, have good locks, a mean dog, own a Smith&Wesson, live in a low crime neighborhood, or who knows what. The bottom line is that owning a Mac is the best protection right now against all that malware circulating on the internet.

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    7. Re:No Need to Update by bleaknik · · Score: 1

      Sir, as I formulate my reply I sit here typing at my iMac. You are right. Using this operating system has been one of the most secure experiences I have ever been privileged with. I am more satisfied with my Apple experiences than I have ever been with a Microsoft experience. I will not lie to you on that.

      However, as an I.T. professional, I cannot overlook the security flaws that are out there. Think they don't exist? Look around, you'll find them.

      You're right. Owning a Mac is probably the safest thing you can do as a computer user worried about their system's security. But it's not because a Mac is more secure by design. You and I have both read articles about Microsoft bashing Linux's security, and the Linux Community striking back. Let me tell you something; OS X is of close kin to any given Linux Distro. In fact, it shares a lot of similarities with Free BSD, and I assure you the Darwin Kernel is not flawless.

      The reality is... Your Mac is more secure because you have a kindred community of macintosh users who would rather use their computers for computing. I suspect that the average Mac Programmer capable of writing a virus just doesn't care to. Which is why no one does. /shrug. What do I know, though?

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    8. Re:No Need to Update by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....I cannot overlook the security flaws that are out there....

      Most of these "flaws" affect users who use their Macs in some kind of server function, such as Apache, FTP or other remote login and control for example. To use a Mac in this way, a number of services have to be turned on which are off by default for the vast majority of Mac users. Also, a theoretical exploit or flaw is still a long way from a fast spreading malware, running like a raging fire from mac to mac over the Internet.

      (Your Mac is more secure because you have a kindred community of macintosh users who would rather use their computers for computing. I suspect that the average Mac Programmer capable of writing a virus just doesn't care to.

      Are you really suggesting that mac programmers are more virtuous and saintly than those nasty Windows guys? That seems hard to believe, knowing that they are also only human and subject to the same temptations to wrong. The first person to write a virus that infects thousand or even millions of "supposedly secure" Macs certainly would have their ego massively stroked and because of such bragging, hopefully caught and properly dealt with by the law. There is no reason to believe that Mac programmers egos are any less vulnerable to such a temptation.

      If all Windows users, or most of them did not have to run what is essentially root permissions, because so many programs fail to work correctly otherwise, Windows would be measureably more secure right away. Doing away with or at least denying write access to the registry for all programs would do a lot more for improving Windows resistance to malware. However, this would break a lot of existing software and it remains to be seen whether MS will finally choose security over compatibility and convenience in their upcoming OS next year.

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  3. make sure your firewall is running by e_AltF4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    don't start any applications
    make sure your firewall is running
    do your updates

    bingo

    1. Re:make sure your firewall is running by budgenator · · Score: 1

      don't start any applications
      yeah right, it takes my wife's WinXP longer to go from log-in screen to usable desktop than it takes to go from boot to login because of all the crap that gets installed into auto-start; cable-modem goes crazy!

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  4. Short answer... by DaHat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Make sure you are behind a nat router or decent firewall and do not have any redirected ports (or DMZ) to the private ip address you machine should be using... and you will be pretty safe... not entirely, but your chances of getting infected are relatively low provided you do not stray too far from the path while updating.

    1. Re:Short answer... by manno · · Score: 1

      I second this, as long as you're careful about the programs you running ie: you know they don't contain trojans a plane jane NAT router is a great firewall. If the computer is being used for noncommercial purposes, I'd also recommend using AVG Antivirus Free edition. It's totally free for NONCOMMERCIAL use, and has served me well over the years. You can get it here

      http://free.grisoft.com/doc/2/lng/us/tpl/v5

      -manno

  5. FIREWALL by fanfriggintastic · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Use a hardware firewall when reconnecting, if at all possible - like the ones in most routers.

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  6. Firewall by WTBF · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you have a decent firewall (even the built in windows one could be considered OK) then I do not think you will have a problem with any problems, as the firewall should stop the worms infecting through any exploits and as you are posting to slashdot I assume you will not be opening any suspious attachements.

  7. Use a cable/DSL Router by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you have one, put your laptop behind some kind of NAT. This will at least let you fetch your updates without having to expose yourself to the wild.

  8. Turn on your firewall! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Informative

    Turn on your windows firewall. Then start windows *BEFORE* connecting to the internet. Once you're finished starting windows, connect and download your patches, etc.

    Repeat as necessary.

    P.S. don't forget to download Firefox for a safer browsing ;-)

    1. Re:Turn on your firewall! by dadragon · · Score: 0

      P.S. don't forget to download Firefox for a safer browsing ;-)

      I think you mean "safer" browsing. Firefox has its exploits, too, you know.

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    2. Re:Turn on your firewall! by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      What exactly is the difference between the original and your correction?

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    3. Re:Turn on your firewall! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      The only thing I can imagine is that he meant "call it safer, but it isn't really", however that's false according to all independent info I've seen about open exploits and their seriousness.

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    4. Re:Turn on your firewall! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose you wear a condom when having sex, too. Oh wait, where am I again?

    5. Re:Turn on your firewall! by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. I read it about six times, and each time I saw "safe", not "safer", so I guess you could call it a brain fart.

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    6. Re:Turn on your firewall! by ezratrumpet · · Score: 1

      When I was a humble network admin at a middle school, one of my lovable children discovered a foreign game site that did quite a number....on a Win98 machine using IE. After scrubbing the machine with industrial strength spamcleaner, I put firefox on it, locked it down, and went back out to that same website. It couldn't even make a dent on the machine - not a single bit of spyware got through. It was enough to convert me to FF for life.

    7. Re:Turn on your firewall! by dgkulzer · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with this. About 6 months ago I was reinstalling Windows XP (pre SP1) and I forgot to disconnect my cable connection while doing so. While I was installing software I noticed my computer was sluggish. I happened to look over and saw the light blinking on my modem and realized what had happened. I hadn't even opened up a browser or anything and I was already hammered. Total time was about 15 minutes. I ended up just shutting my computer off, unplugging my modem and reinstalling windows. After installing SP1, SP2, firewall and virus programs I reconnected my internet connection.

  9. Just run behind a router! by aetherspoon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Seriously, it isn't that hard. A software firewall installed on the PC would do in a pinch, I guess, but I typically don't like running a machine without something protecting it ANYWAY. Heck, since it is a laptop, when you get back, just ask a friend if you can plug it in his/her router and update from there, if you don't have one yourself.

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  10. Well... by matr0x_x · · Score: 1

    we need a guineau pig to find out for us... oh wait, er... tell us when YOU find out :P

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    1. Re:Well... by PurPaBOO · · Score: 1

      i second that motion.

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  11. Just use NAT by wolrahnaes · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hook it up behind a NAT box and you'll be safe as long as it's not in the DMZ.

    This is the approach I use when installing off my original release 2K3 server discs, since apparently the internal firewall is not enabled by default so it gets nuked before it's even done installing if it's unprotected.

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    1. Re:Just use NAT by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Hook it up behind a NAT box and you'll be safe as long as it's not in the DMZ.

      RTFA. He's in Iraq, not Vietnam.

    2. Re:Just use NAT by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Most of the worms and exploits that take down a fresh installed windows box in less then 10 minutes can be blocked by a firewall/router. This is sound advice.

      I wouldn't trust it as my only protection, but to get updates and fixes, it would be one of the better aproaches. For my linux boxes, I usualy mirror the updates localy and then do the updates from inside a closed network before i expose them to the rest of the world. I know there isn't too many automated exploits but i get to have copies of updates this way that last longer then the production value of the distro. I'm not sure how you could do this on windows without running that update thing on a 2003 AD domain. Most users cannot get this function.

    3. Re:Just use NAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was Korea.

  12. Unprotected by sphealey · · Score: 1

    The key word there would seem to be "unprotected". A $49 firewall set to block all incoming traffic (which you can configure off-line) followed by direct surfing to appropriate update links before doing anything else (and installation of Firefox for most browsing if you don't already have it) should do the trick.

    sPh

    1. Re:Unprotected by bbbaldie · · Score: 1

      Good advice all, but go to WindizUpdate with your Firefox browser (http://windowsupdate.62nds.com/) and update Windows there.

  13. Don't do it by yamla · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't do it. For the love of bob, don't do it. Make sure your computer is behind a firewall and only then should you connect. The first thing you should do is get all the latest security updates for Windows. NOTHING ELSE. NO WEB BROWSING at this point.

    Once that install/reboot cycle is complete, grab the latest updates for your antivirus and antispyware system. For extra security, make sure you perform a complete scan for viruses and spyware after all the updates are complete.

    Once that install/reboot cycle is complete, update the rest of your applications.

    Under no circumstances should you attempt this without being behind a secure firewall. Even if you are, you still have to be very very careful (hence, no web browsing until your computer is up to date on Windows and antivirus updates).

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    1. Re:Don't do it by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
      Under no circumstances should you attempt this without being behind a secure firewall.

      Exactly! Not sure how much you missed while you were away, so just get safe behind the firewall, pop in that Sony CD, and relax.

    2. Re:Don't do it by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      I'm not behind a firewall and I used to have SP1 installed but after having to reinstall (and no it wasn't an infection) I went ahead and put SP2 on but I'm still not behind a firewall and I also don't run anti-virus and I'm perfectly fine. I also don't use outlook express and run stuff that I get as attachments from people I don't know. I'm also on broadband cable. Don't act like getting online is similar to stepping into a quarantined house w/o a breathing mask on because it isn't.

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    3. Re:Don't do it by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Well you aren't being trolled, at least by my definition of it. The only thing I do that I forgot to mention was that I do run AdAware once in a while. As far as knowing whether or not I'm infected, I know you wouldn't agree with this method and I'm not saying I do it on purpose as a test, but as of right now I would consider myself not infected because no one has said anything about the files I trade with them. Now that isn't a guarantee but that is one metric to go by.

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  14. Hardware firewall by Kaa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spend $50 to buy a hardware firewall and the life expectancy of your laptop will skyrocket :-)

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    1. Re:Hardware firewall by amightywind · · Score: 1

      Spend $50 to buy a hardware firewall and the life expectancy of your laptop will skyrocket

      Spend $0, install a GNU/Linux or xBSD distribution, your laptop will be immortal, and you will never have to devote another brain cell to this silly discussion. You'll be promoting the freedom of ideas as well.

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    2. Re:Hardware firewall by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Because a vanilla installation of anything-besides-gentoo has *so* many fewer ports open than a vanilla installation of Windows...

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    3. Re:Hardware firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in 10-15 years, he'll have a consistent, usable system again.

  15. Maybe overstating things by tkrotchko · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think the doom and gloom may be overstating the dangers here.

    My wife hadn't touched her laptop computer in 6 months. She fired it up, it was updated in 5 minutes and she was fine.

    Two things helped:

    a hardware firewall
    It already had XP SP2

    If that's your situation, just fire it up and go.

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    1. Re:Maybe overstating things by tduff · · Score: 1

      On the flip side, the other day I was installing XP SP1 on my computer outside of a firewall and it was pwned before it finished downloading SP2.

    2. Re:Maybe overstating things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      On the flip side, the other day I was installing XP SP1 on my computer outside of a firewall and it was pwned before it finished downloading SP2.

      Should have enabled the built in firewall in all versions of XP before connecting it to the Internet. Could have saved yourself a lot of hassel.

    3. Re:Maybe overstating things by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong. . . but I don't think "all versions of XP" had a built-in firewall - I thought the original XP had it, but didn't install it by default and you had to find the installer on the CD to get it.

    4. Re:Maybe overstating things by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Actually, a hardware firewall is plenty. This computer has no service packs, whatever firewall came with original XP, and a cheap Belkin router that only forwards a couple of ports through nonstandard numbers. I haven't updated in years. Nothing's happened to it.

      The danger is in hooking up your computer directly to the Internet with neither firewall nor NAT - then worms will be able to get to your RPC ports and mess with your system, since the local subnet is part of the public Internet.

    5. Re:Maybe overstating things by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      a hardware firewall
      It already had XP SP2


      Those are necessary criteria. Actually just the first should suffice for the sole purpose of running Windows Update (no IE visits anywhere else - does it automatically check Favorites sites, I wonder...)) so you can be told there are only 2 new patches then downloading Microsoft Update and installing it (reboot,reboot,reboot) so you can get the rest of them (this happened to me on a Win2k3 machine yesterday).

      A friend, a savvy computer guy, brought his Win2K machine out of a closet where it hadn't been updated for 6 months, checked his e-mail for 5 minutes on an Airport [the aviation terminal, not Apple] wireless connection, and that was it. Owned.

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    6. Re:Maybe overstating things by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I'm certain you've certainly never had to install it from the CD, it was always there.

      Yes, but it wasn't 'there' during a reboot until around the time Explorer started until SP2. So even if you have it on on an XPSP1 machine while you're updating and they make you reboot,reboot,reboot you've got windows of vulnerabilty, even with the firewall on.

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    7. Re:Maybe overstating things by cosam · · Score: 0
      ...the other day I was installing XP SP1 on my computer outside of a firewall and it was pwned before it finished downloading SP2.


      Which is exactly why you should harden your installation as much as possible before connecting it to any network whatsoever, let alone the Internet at large. Install from CD, if that doesn't include SP2, put that on a CD too and install it from that. By the time you may actually need a network connection (e.g. to download updates you can't get otherwise) you're already half way to a "secure" machine. Same goes for any machine you're planning to connect to the Internet at some later stage, regardless of which OS you're installing.

    8. Re:Maybe overstating things by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      It just never occured to you that the richest software company on Earth could make such an agregious error in security software. :)

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  16. You'll be in good standing... by OctoberSky · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...if your update comes out before the next version of the Slashcode.

  17. you sound like a candidate for web-only services! by passingNotes.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    seriously, instead of fretting over updates and upgrades, why not consider just a world of web only services for everything from email to word processing, excel-like spreadsheets, calendaring, media management and so on? there's a gigantic write up on a breed of ajax related tools (all free excluding one) broken into two parts at these two links: part 1 is http://digbig.com/4fptq and part 2 is http://digbig.com/4fptr NOTE: these should all be easily accessible, though i'm not sure of where you're at physically when looking for access and so you may experience restrictions (specific to a few middle eastern countries, just got pinged by a chum in UAE who can't get to tons of sites right now)

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  18. Survival Time History by slb · · Score: 3, Informative

    Obligatory reference to Average PC survival time

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    1. Re:Survival Time History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. They use a log scale to compare windows to unix systems.

  19. Nothing is forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > I'm beginning to wonder what the life expectancy of my PC will be.

    Around 5 years, but hard drive will probably fail sooner.

    1. Re:Nothing is forever by baadger · · Score: 1

      Modern drives seem to have a crapper life expectancy. I had a 4 GB'er working for 8 years, on nearly every day.

    2. Re:Nothing is forever by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Some drive makers changed thier warented times form 3 years to only one year. Some have or are changing back. I think it reflects both a reduced reliability in the drives or componants of the drive and the way software access them more now.

      In older times, programs were smaller and lighter. They loaded the majority of them into memory and ran from there. Now they are biger and windows swaps them to the drive more as well as mp3s being played straight form the drive. I do think the drives are actualy being used more and differently now. But, i do think they stated using some cheaper less reliable parts untill a couple drive makers were sued (IBM Hitachi)

  20. Firewall is the answer. by harrkev · · Score: 1

    As long as you have a decent firewall on your PC, you can update at your leisure. If your firewall is working, then the bad guys are kept out. Of course, you can always get past the firewall by opening up an OUTBOUND connection (web brwoser, e-mail, etc.). In that case, worry.

    For the paranoid running XP, here is what I would do;

    1) Connect to the internet through a cheap and properly configured NAT box (if possible)
    2) Update firewall
    3) Update windows
    3) Download any update for other programs that you use (Firefox, Thundebird, etc.)

    BTW: I hope that you are not using Outlook and IE.

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  21. OS? by xbmodder · · Score: 0, Troll

    What OS do you have? Linux - 19.85141124 weeks (stop all extraneous services) Windows - Your screwed Mac OS X - I'd say 19.85141124/2

  22. Just use a firewall. by bgalehouse · · Score: 1

    You've plenty of time, if you are behind a firewall, or even a basic home NATing router. If you don't have one, I'd consider getting one, or visiting a friend who has one to get patches.

  23. Options by phalanx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1) Get all the updates from a friend and burn them to a CD. Install updates before connecting to the internet.
    2) Connect to the internet behind a hardware firewall/NAT device. Then update everything.
    I would recommend doing both.

    1. Re:Options by waferhead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or contact your local Geeks/LUG and borrow a Knoppix CD to DL updates with.

      A firewall (or at least a router) is a good thing tho, and recommended.

    2. Re:Options by MooUK · · Score: 1

      I recommend doing step 1 with Autopatcher, rather than downloading everything manually from M$.

  24. Don't worry 'bout it by 3CRanch · · Score: 1

    Don't worry 'bout it...I'm already in your box...

    Seriously though, one thing you didn't mention is what OS you are running. I'm going to assume it's Windows and as such what you might try, if you are indeed worried about plugging up, is to download XPSP2 and whatever other patches you can find from a known good machine and apply it to your machine while the box is offline. Or, if you can't d/l it, visit your base's IT shop and ask them for a copy.

  25. Lifetimes... by rewt66 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Not updated in nine months? That's the same as never updated. You have to treat it as if the machine has never been online before.

    The machine will have a lot shorter lifetime than an American soldier in Iraq...

    We look forward to having you back, by the way! While there are those here on /. who opposed the war, politically, I think we all wished you (and all the other soldiers there) nothing but the best. Our thanks for a difficult job.

    1. Re: Lifetimes... by Omniscient+Ferret · · Score: 1

      Not updated in nine months? That's the same as never updated.

      Windows XP SP2 came out in August 2004, IIRC. Not to say that that's perfect - but it does fix some problems, right?

      For updates since then, you might check the Microsoft Security Bulletin Search; I got that from a smithii page on slipstreaming, which also includes a file to download those files, up through November, anyway. That requires Cygwin, although you could just pull the URLs out of that & fetch them all. Either way, you could download them to another computer, then burn them to a CD, then run them on your laptop before you reconnect to the net.

    2. Re:Lifetimes... by sidmystic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Be a man and sign in -- put a name with your cowardly words.

    3. Re:Lifetimes... by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We look forward to having you back, by the way!

      I fully agree. We look forward to having you all back.

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    4. Re:Lifetimes... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      We look forward to having you back, by the way! While there are those here on /. who opposed the war, politically, I think we all wished you (and all the other soldiers there) nothing but the best. Our thanks for a difficult job.

      One can oppose the war without opposing the individuals fighting in it. The soldiers are in Iraq because they were ordered to be. They are given orders, and do their best to carry them out. They should not be disrespected for that, indeed, they should be commended.

      However, if the leaders have issued bad orders, then the soldiers and the army suffers. One can oppose the decisions of these leaders and the result, yet still want the troops to return home unharmed.

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    5. Re:Lifetimes... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We look forward to having you back, by the way! While there are those here on /. who opposed the war, politically, I think we all wished you (and all the other soldiers there) nothing but the best.

      Those two things are not mutually exclusive; I oppose the war(s), and I wish all the American troops nothing but the best. Honestly.

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    6. Re:Lifetimes... by the+arbiter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm about as left-wing, liberal and Democrat as it is possible to be. Read my posting history, it shows.

      I just have to say this: You're a dick. Straight up. You think this soldier ordered the war? You think he made the policy decisions that led to Iraq's destruction? No. He's just some guy making about $10 an hour, trying not to get killed, all for the dubious reward of trying to save ungrateful shitheads like yourself. So go fuck yourself with the largest pointy object that you can find.

      Bash Bush and the decision makers all you like...I'll be right in there with you. Bash a soldier and I'll tell you what a worthless piece of crap you are. Bash one in range of my hearing and you won't do it again.

      You'll notice I sign my name. "Anonymous Coward" fits you like a glove.

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    7. Re:Lifetimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      For fuck's sake. What a dumbass you are, all of you numb-nuts who've responded to this guy in this way.

      For those of you who haven't been brought around by that verbal assault, here comes enlightenment: you are swearing at him and insulting him for a viewpoint which he opposes in common with you, and you are just too desperate to grind the axe of "oppose the war but support the troops" to even fucking notice.

      In fact, I've just realised I think you're all just trolling to annoy people like me, but I've put a lot of swearing into this post and it's not going to waste. SUBMIT.

    8. Re:Lifetimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks? The guy is a murderer. He volunteered to go and shoot people who never did the US any wrong. Fuck him I say.

    9. Re:Lifetimes... by capicu · · Score: 0

      hahahahaha etc. :) 2 people both completely and utterly 0wnifi3d by slashdots shitty i-bend-the-threads-out-of-shape-based-on-rating-an d-threshold shitness! for our viewers at home: this is why people usually quote part of their parent post in italics!

    10. Re:Lifetimes... by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

      Wrong-o, chimp. I feel bad for the troops because they're a bunch of minimum-wage earners who don't give the orders, didn't come up with the insane "plan" to invade Iraq, and don't particularly want to be there.

      In short, they're regular guys with a shitty job that they're not allowed to quit.

      Now, Chimpy McFlightsuit and the rest of his cabal of criminals ought be hauled out and shot. But this guy isn't one of them.

      To set you straight, the only axe I'm grinding is that of "get those poor fuckers out of that hellhole formerly known as Iraq right fucking now". No other.

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    11. Re:Lifetimes... by rolfwind · · Score: 1
      I agree our troops should be praised for serving their country, and that those leading it are responsible for most of the fuck-ups.

      But this strikes me everytime I read it. You say:
      I'm about as left-wing, liberal and Democrat as it is possible to be. Read my posting history, it shows.


      As if that is some vindication, or that being a leftwing democrat is automatically means you are correct where the rightwingers are wrong.

      The biggest problem with this country are political parties, specifically the big two, promoting the idea that there are only "two sides" to a debate to choose from - theirs.

      George Washington opposed political parties, saying that people should run on the platform of their convictions. Now I see his wisdom.

      Both parties supported the Iraq War in the beginning. Some democrats still support it (Lieberman, IIRC).

      It was the herd mentality that political parties promote that lead us to our situation today.

      I blame both and will now only look toward no-party, 3rd party candidates.

      Saying you are democrat and so implying that makes you 'right' now is as weak an excuse as Bush had for beginning the war.
    12. Re:Lifetimes... by mnmn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I on the other hand have trouble wishing that soldier the 'best'. I DO hope he gets back to his family in one piece though.

      See, I'm not American, so theres none of the 'my country right or wrong' thing. Its more like 'right, not wrong' for me.

      I admire the courage of the American soldiers going into a difficult place and for the job they do. I also happen to admire the courage of the Iraqi soldiers (the ones under Saddam) going to war against a far stronger enemy in the same thinking of 'my country right or wrong'. Now I cannot wish both of them the best, since wishing one the best is like wishing the other the worst.

      I'm not Middle Eastern either BTW, not that it should matter.

      So I dont wish you the best, and I dont support the war at all. Even more, I think your leadership is morally in a worse position than the Saddam leadership was during their last years.

      However, I know youre there for 'good', have good intentions, and will not profit anywhere near from all this as others will. Youre there offering your life for 'freedom'. I'm not. For that alone you have my respect. And for being a human alone, you have my wish that you'll get home safe and alive.

      There have been wars in history where I've wished one side the absolute best, and have demonized the other side so much I didnt care if they lost a generation of men. Perhaps the world is becoming a better place since noone can support one side in a war so absolutely to reduce the other side to cannon fodder.

      I wish you good health and spirit, wish your family happiness, and wisdom in your voting.

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    13. Re:Lifetimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. And I am sure that sidmystic (598569) is your birth name, correct? You are just a anonymous as the AC so STFU!

    14. Re:Lifetimes... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Wow, great post. I just used my last mod point but you would definitely have been modded up if I had any left.

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    15. Re:Lifetimes... by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

      How is what you said any different from the original comment?

    16. Re:Lifetimes... by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

      I think that's what he was saying.

    17. Re:Lifetimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He's just some guy...trying to save ungrateful shitheads like yourself.

      Save us from what? Is the point of your post that he's so collossally stupid that he thinks he saving posters on slashdot from something or are you also so stupid that you think he's saving slashdot posters from something.

      Bash one in range of my hearing and you won't do it again.

      Yeah. I suppose that once you're in jail for assault and your chances of holding a decent job are destroyed because of your criminal record then it will be hard to get within hearing distance of you.

      You'll notice I sign my name. "Anonymous Coward" fits you like a glove.

      Let me know when signing your name on slashdot gets you laid or wins you the lottery. Until then I'll leave the chest thumping and poo flinging to people like you.

    18. Re:Lifetimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I admire the courage of the American soldiers going into a difficult place and for the job they do. I also happen to admire the courage of the Iraqi soldiers (the ones under Saddam) going to war against a far stronger enemy in the same thinking of 'my country right or wrong'. Now I cannot wish both of them the best, since wishing one the best is like wishing the other the worst.

      Furthermore, if there are only two sides, then to be grammatically correct you would have to wish one "the better" and the other "the worse."

    19. Re:Lifetimes... by anon37 · · Score: 1

      The Baath party is a Nazi-Stalinist fusion party. So, on one side, there are Iraqis and coalition soldiers fighting for democracy in Iraq. On the other side, there are fascists. As is common in the slashdot crowd, you say you find the fascists "morally" superior. This is not a good sign for the future of humanity.

    20. Re:Lifetimes... by voxel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My brother was a marine, he disagreed with the war, so what did he do? He left.

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    21. Re:Lifetimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post made me smile!
      Perhaps there is some hope for humanity afterall.

    22. Re:Lifetimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seconded!! thanks for serving our country.

      I'm one of the many people who think the war was and is a terrible idea, but that isn't your fault. There can be no greater love than to accept the possibility of dying for something. Congratulations on not dying, and thanks for serving.

      Welcome home!

    23. Re:Lifetimes... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Not updated in nine months? That's the same as never updated. You have to treat it as if the machine has never been online before.

      All this is FUD -- I have two Windows XP laptops. Neither has ever been updated except to fix software bugs, and one has not been updated in over two years. It also runs 24/7 on a cable connection. It's been clean since the day I bought it.

    24. Re:Lifetimes... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Err, one laptop and one desktop. The desktop is the one that is on 24/7.

    25. Re:Lifetimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wrote that comment, and i have no problems with making it public. but seeing as i'd never posted a comment to slashdot before, i was a bit unsavvy how to post correctly. and had trouble creating an account. and forgot to sign my name. there it is, at the bottom. you want my address too so you can come to my house and beat me? pretty sad.
      but all that is beside the point.
      call it flamebait if you want, but it doesn't make what i said any less true.
      i too am a working class person trying to survive, and no i don't think he makes policy. but he, like me or you or anyone else, has a choice. it's not a conscript army. and i certainly don't feel a whole lot of sympathy for anyone who chooses to join an organization whose purpose is to enforce U.S. hegemony around the world by killing people. he's not 'saving' me, or you. he's participating in fighting a war of agresssion against people that have never posed any threat to the U.S. whatsoever. unless, of course, you count the economic threat from the nationalization of oil production in iraq by the baathist party and saddam, which is what U.S. interest in the region and it's involvement in conflict there is all about.
      but i'm no better. i participate in oppression in different ways, by living in a society which builds it's priviledge on the backs of the rest of the world.
      so no thanks to me either.
      i stand by my comments.

      tristan shaw
      toronto, ontario, kanaduh

  26. Hmmmm... depends.. been 4 years for me by Sleepy · · Score: 2, Funny

    What kernel version are you running? Even on an old OS, if you do not expose any unnecessary functions to the Internet (such as BIND DNS), you should be relatively safe.

    I have an old Redhat 8 system running on a AMD K63-500. It hasn't been rebooted in 4 years (yes, the kernel is horribly out of date... but there are few outside services, and no untrusted users). I'm afraid to upgrade such an old beast... I can't imagine Fedora Redhat and the QA folks spending much time on these ancient chipsets.

    You aren't running Windows, are you?

    1. Re:Hmmmm... depends.. been 4 years for me by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      But seriously, if you were running windows 98 now, viruses (viri?) won't even be able to run on it, I would guess you're pretty save. I wonder if something like that also won't happen to SP2, any new virus will be made to crack the latest hole in SP2, but what if you don't have SP2 in the first place?

      Viruses are a matter of statistics, they will most likely be aimed at the most abundant holes. I really wonder if the old viruses that were aimed at pre-SP2 windows xp are still around, this part of the question of the main poster was not really answered here...

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    2. Re:Hmmmm... depends.. been 4 years for me by spudgun · · Score: 1

      But if you are running 98 on a new PC with a new intel chipset and SATA drive , don't try to actually use any builtin devices , sound, sata drives ,dvd .... major problems....

      blast it , hardware drives are forcing upgrades to XP :-(

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    3. Re:Hmmmm... depends.. been 4 years for me by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

      At first I thought you were implying that you were deployed for four years without any updates.

      Now I just think that you should change your Depends more often.

    4. Re:Hmmmm... depends.. been 4 years for me by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      i'm pretty damn sure there are plenty of viruses that afffect 9x still kicking arround on the net. There certainly were the last time i stupidly connected a win98 box to the net without firewalling a few years back and i can't see any reason for them to dissapear.

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  27. Someone answer the quest. by NotoriousGOD · · Score: 3, Informative

    Your life expectancy, depending on what sites you go to, is about 4 minutes before you have 60 pieces of spyware, which then turn into 200 in about a half-hour. At least, that's my test on my Dual Xeon, with Windows XP SP2.

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    1. Re:Someone answer the quest. by NineNine · · Score: 1

      My new Dual Xeon Server with W2K Server installed was just fine firewall-less while I was getting all of the Windows updates. I don't know what you people are doing to get all of this crap installed on your machines...

    2. Re:Someone answer the quest. by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

      Interesting... I reinstalled W2K Pro on a customer's box today and accidentally left it connected via dialup for about 15 minutes. By the time I came back to my workbench there were about 20 popups and AVG had found several viruses.

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  28. Order the update CD from MS now by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

    Order the Windows Updates on CD now, so it'll be there when you return. Run the updates before connecting to the net. Then check for even newer updates from MS. Immediately update anti-virus and anti-malware products.

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  29. Survival by Shads · · Score: 2, Informative

    Behind a firewall: Until you do something stupid.
    On the net raw running windows: 30m.
    On the net raw running linux: depends on the daemons.

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    1. Re:Survival by yamla · · Score: 2, Informative

      30m? Record shortest time to compromise for an unpatched Windows computer at the University of Alberta used to be four seconds. In 2003. Now, it is under one second.

      It's probably not reasonable to expect an unpatched Windows machine would survive more than a very few minutes.

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    2. Re:Survival by The+Hobo · · Score: 1

      I've seen a system with sp0 (nothing at all) be fine long after SP2 was out, I was really surprised
      As long as you have a firewall it's usually alright, they were behind a router

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    3. Re:Survival by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of people don't understand the implications of "unprotected, unpatched" Windows. They think that means if you buy a PC from the store and hook it up without installing patches. But often prebuilt PCs come with a lot of preinstalled patches, anti-spyware and antivirus programs, and the firewall already set up. An unprotected and unpatched Windows PC means just straight Windows from the MS install CD - no antivirus, no anti-spyware, no patches, nothing.

    4. Re:Survival by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Of course, you're completely correct. But because you have not personally patched your new system, and, with the exception of some of the big stuff (like SP2) you generally won't be getting a comprehensive list from your OEM of exactly what patches they've installed, the safe thing to do from a security perspective is to assume that none have been installed.

      It's true that there are a lot of anti-Windows folks on Slashdot that use the "exploited in under a second" statistic to make Windows look bad, ignore them. It has a much more important use: scaring the technically illiterate (and semi-literate, as it happens) into taking updates seriously.

      I personally am not a Windows fan (don't use it, actually), but what people seem to forget about around here is that even if MS released a version of Windows with OpenBSD-like security today we'd still have to deal with this virus shit for years because mom and pop don't like to update their system. You can't really blame MS for this. It's kind of like cars (oh god, not another car analogy): people who understand cars "tune them up" with relative frequency, and the other 99% take the car into the shop only when there's a weird sound or the sucker just stops working.

      The analogy even holds for people: lots of folks only go to the doctor when they're obviously sick.

      I'm tempted to say that it's human nature. Computers are scary for lots of people. Saying, "download the updates and run a virus check, an unpatched Windows machine is compromised on average less than a minute from being attached to the internet, and sometimes in under a second" puts the fear of god into people who don't understand computers well (and those of us that do, too). Think of it as "motivational persuasion."

      Ignore the slashbots dogging on Windows. We don't have the stats, but from what I understand, over 80% of Slashdot hits are from MSIE. So yeah, lots of posers around. Having a Gentoo box in your basement that you use from time to time to uhh, compile things doesn't make you a Linux user, if you do all your real work on Windows. (Oh no, I'm an elitist!)

    5. Re:Survival by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "we'd still have to deal with this virus shit for years because mom and pop don't like to update their system. You can't really blame MS for this."

      Actually, I think that MS does have something to do with it. Of course there are plenty of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" kinds of people, but there's also plenty of people like myself who do frequent updates - I've had MS updates cause problems before, and it pisses me off when a product that I paid good money for breaks with a patch while the OS I got free off the Internet keeps on ticking - even when it breaks with a patch it still works (updating some Linux stuff broke certain things once but I was still able to login, get online, and find out how to fix the problem). So I think that it's probably part human nature, and part MS' fault.

      "Ignore the slashbots dogging on Windows. We don't have the stats, but from what I understand, over 80% of Slashdot hits are from MSIE."

      Hit percentages mean nothing. Where are they connecting from - are they at home? Or are they at work, at the library, at a terminal at the airport. . .?

      In fact, how do you even know what browser they're using? Yes, most browsers send an ID to the server, but these IDs can be spoofed - and it's not that uncommon for non-MS browsers to need to do this for some websites. My bank's website checks to make sure that you're running either MSIE or Netscape/Mozilla, but I'm using Konqueror so it gives me an error page with links to places to download IE and Netscape.

      Also, how many of those hits are from people who were scouring the web for info on Linux? There was a period of time when I was still using Windows but checked the Linux sites because I wanted to switch. Slashdot seems to be mentioned/linked to quite a bit on Linux sites (as well as non-Linux tech sites).

      "So yeah, lots of posers around. Having a Gentoo box in your basement that you use from time to time to uhh, compile things doesn't make you a Linux user, if you do all your real work on Windows."

      I wouldn't be too quick to criticize. Maybe they're trying to ease themselves into using Linux without using a Live CD and without the hassle of repartitioning to dual-boot. And I know one of the big show-stoppers for myself for just switching cold-turkey was games - I was dual-booting, and for most things I just used Linux, but the lack of games kept me using Windows.

    6. Re:Survival by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Good points, all of them.

  30. Call me Paranoid... by dclydew · · Score: 1

    Well a good NAT Firewall will help, as many people have stated. However, with the level of paranoia that I'm at (and I'm a security architect for a large corp... so my paranoia is pretty high), I would load all major updates onto a thumb drive or CD or some other media and update before connecting to the web.

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  31. The Immortality of an exploit.... by chrstphrb · · Score: 0

    An vulnerability will live on forever provided it show's up when an intruder scans you system and is alerted to the weakend state of a certain program or process. I takes but a moment to consult google for the appropriate exploit and BINGO - said kiddy is in heaven.

    1. Re:The Immortality of an exploit.... by NotoriousGOD · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      When using an article to refer to a noun, you use "A" if the word starts with a consonant and "an" if a vowel. FYI.

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    2. Re:The Immortality of an exploit.... by chrstphrb · · Score: 0

      It was a typo... But thanks for the info.

  32. Wtf... by g0at · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    For chrissake, put your box behind a NAT and get your updates. Or throw it out and get a Mac. Then get on with your life.

    Jesus, I think I might submit an ask-slashdot of my own... "it's been five hours since I last went to the bathroom. I am trying to decide whether to take a piss or a shit. Could anybody post some pointers on how to weigh the pros and cons of each?"

    -b

    1. Re:Wtf... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, great advice there shithead. Got any more golden nuggets you want to share?

    2. Re:Wtf... by wampus · · Score: 1

      As an IT professional, I can only recommend sitting down to take a shit, and when the logs start flowing, the piss will come if it wants. Don't forget to spray if it is especially foul. That said, if you are pressed for time, you may just want to piss in the bushes and get back to whatever it is you were doing. Watch out for frostbite in northern latitudes. Spending a few extra minutes to shit may save your pants down the road, but this is up to you to decide, as each colon is unique.

    3. Re:Wtf... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just take a piss. Personally I find that it is much less time consuming.

    4. Re:Wtf... by J3M · · Score: 1

      Considering you just took a shit all over this thread, I'd have to recommend taking a piss.

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  33. Service Packs and Routers by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    If your computer sits behind a NAT based consumer router at home (all consumer routers are nat based) you only have to worry about getting a virus through e-mail, for the most part. You are safe enough to install windows updates right away.

    If you connect your Cable/DSL modem directly into the computer then you are at risk without a firewall and the most recent service packs. All of the big exploits occure on machines without SP1 and there are a few for machines without SP2.

    If you download Service Pack 2 standalone on a seperate machine before hooking up to your broadband. Then install that on your windows machine.

    Once that's done enable a firewall. Turning on the Windows Firewall is good enough for right now if you don't have something else.

    From this point, install the rest of the windows updates and update your antivirus definitions. You're basically safe with Service Pack2 and a firewall, but I wouldn't run a windows box without the most recent updates and AV.

  34. redundanty by John+Nowak · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I know I'm being redundant here, but stating it again for purposes of reassurance seems worthwhile. As long as you are behind a good firewall, you should be fine. My family runs two Windows PCs behind solid firewall without any virus protection software at all. They don't swap files over IM, they don't click nonsense (they've learned the hard way), they don't use gnutella, etc. For a year now they've been without a single issue or zombie infection, even with using IE instead of Firefox.

    1. Re:redundanty by krgallagher · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "My family runs two Windows PCs behind solid firewall without any virus protection software at all. They don't swap files over IM, they don't click nonsense (they've learned the hard way), they don't use gnutella, etc. For a year now they've been without a single issue or zombie infection, even with using IE instead of Firefox."

      I do not doubt you. I have only gotten a virus when I mistakenly clicked on a link sent by a co-worker. The minute I did it I realized it was a mistake, but we are all thoughtless sometime. What I want to know is this: Without a virus scanner, how do you know they are not infected?

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    2. Re:redundanty by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      Well, I personally claim to not be infected, having no scanner, by looking at my running processes list. If there's something there that I don't recognize, I find out what it is or kill it. Sure, I wouldn't know if I had a rootkit or something, but a virus scanner wouldn't either. I know there's other ways of being infected, but the consequences of that are apparently not affecting me or my network, so I am willing to hazard that I'm probably not infected at all.

    3. Re:redundanty by m50d · · Score: 1

      If it's a hardware firewall, just look at the flashy lights. They could be rooted by someone careful, sure - but there's nothing you can do to stop a sufficiently motivated and skillful attacker. If there was any run-of-the-mill virus/spyware on any of the machines I've done this with you'd notice.

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    4. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      "What I want to know is this: Without a virus scanner, how do you know they are not infected?"

      So... do you need a doctor to tell you are sick?

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      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    5. Re:redundanty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Without a virus scanner, how do you know they are not infected?

      Isn't that like asking Bush & Cheney, without intelligence (ie, in the middle of their wars against the CIA and against the State Dept), how do you know what's going on in Iraq?

    6. Re:redundanty by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      http://housecall.trendmicro.com/

      Strange thing is, I have a free virus scanner, and all the viruses it's found are email attachments in spam. Even if I didn't have one, it's pretty obvious what email attachments are unsafe, based on sender and file extension. I use Thunderbird but even Outlook Express will stop you running executable email attachments - VBS, SCR, EXE, PIF and so on.

      I reckon the whole virus threat is hype quite frankly. And you can block 100% of current Windows exploits with the built in firewall. Once again, I'm overprotected since I have a NAT router as well.

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    7. Re:redundanty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, how about not running as an administrator? you're not allowed to install shit, virus is not allowed to install itself. that's it.

    8. Re:redundanty by KanSer · · Score: 1

      If you've used your computer for a good length of time, say over a year, you should be familiar with how fast it does things and what is or isn't normal.

      Like the Parent, I ran my Win98SE machine completely unsecured by third party software and jacked straight into my cable modem. Never got pwned once. Now, maybe I can thank my ISP for that, but who knows.

      What I do know is that virus scanners are very lame, as they take resources. As a gamer this is inexcuseable. However, viruses and malware take even more resources, so you should start to notice things going slower than they should. It's only when I noticed adverse system performance that I would boot up my virus scanner or adware remover.

      This win98se install is going on 6 years old, having only suffered occasional reinstalls. (And if you install it right you can reinstall from windows/options/cabs) I've never understood the apparent myth of windows machines slowing with time, as I just found decent task manager replacesments (like Security Task Manager, a shareware of which can be found at tucows.com) and RAM decloggers(Dachsund software's Hare is my choice) were able to keep my system in the green.

      Personally, Security Task Manager has been a godsend. If the standard windows task manager could kill and quarantine processes like that no windows machine would ever be pwned.

      So, to the soldier I suggest Security Task Manager, and frankly, I don't think you need to listen to the alarmists here (All windows haters and definitely _not_ windows users) that say "OMG DONT BROWSE OR THEYLL GET J00 MAAAN" because if you boot to a trustworthy homepage (yahoo google slashdot etc...) and surf to another trustworthy page (tucows) you should be fine. Do the updates first anyways, but don't surf scared. Oh, and don't run internet explorer, cuz if you do you're already dead in the water.

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    9. Re:redundanty by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      How does he know? Because system performance would be impacted, and nobody has complained that Celine Dion's CDs, and Van Zant's "Getting it right with the man" aren't working. In fact, they're playing just fine!

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      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    10. Re:redundanty by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      I'm the same: Windows, linksys firewall, no virus protection software running, use IE but with an ad-rewriting proxy.

      No viruses in the past five years.

      How do I know? to I remotely log into my corporate network, they require eTrust antivirus to be turned on and have done a scan. So once every few months my computer gets an eTrust scan.

    11. Re:redundanty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You trust tucows? Now thats funny. I used to work 3 doors down from their office in flint, MI. Personally I never trust anything run by a guy who buys porn with guys fucking cows. At that time he had over 500 hundred porno dvds... maybe he should spend more time with his wife!

      As for your claim that everyone who fears an unsecured windows box on the net is a windows hater, I laugh at you sir. In my current job, i've seen computers freshly imaged on our network (a university) get attacked within 10 minutes. My boss won't allow us to enable the windows firewall because he is too dumb to open ports for the netware client. Running a 98 box for 6 years is just retarded. If you like OLD windows, run NT4 at least. Its stable and fast and you can even play quake 2 on it (with sp3 and an agp video card). You are part of the problem. Don't think i'm signaling you out because you use windows. I'd think you were retarded if you ran Mac OS 8.6 or Redhat 5.2 unpatched without a firewall too. There is only 1 unpatched operating system in my home (7 computers) and its a sun sparc (25mhz) with solaris 2.6 that is NOT on the network because i don't have an aui to ethernet adapter. :)

    12. Re:redundanty by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "So... do you need a doctor to tell you are sick?"

      Dr. Kevorkian never took himself to a mental hospital. Not to say that he wasn't pretty messed up, though. And I'm sure the average person doesn't know the symptoms of HIV well enough to know whether or not he/she has it.

      Just because your computer isn't slowing down or anything doesn't mean you don't have a virus. I had a computer once with a boot-sector virus, and I ran it for a year or so without knowing until one day I tried to transfer some files on a floppy disk from that PC to another, and the other PC said the floppy had the virus on it.

      Funny thing is that the infected PC had an antivirus program made by - guess who! - Microsoft, called MS Anti-Virus for Windows.

    13. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      I don't know much about Dr. Kevorkian, but from what I read here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Kevorkian (granted not the most accurate source) he seems like a perfect normal man. But of course in this country with so many loony religious people anybody that doesn't have their principles is deranged.

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      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    14. Re:redundanty by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "But of course in this country with so many loony religious people anybody that doesn't have their principles is deranged."

      Then perhaps you're not aware that one of the things a doctor has to do before he can get his license and be called a doctor is to promise that he will do whatever he can to save his patient and that he will not kill his patients.

      This isn't just an American thing. This promise has been around since the days of Aristotle.

      And would you trust a doctor to heal you who just killed nine or ten other patients - on purpose? What's to stop him from killing you and then saying that you wanted to die?

    15. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      I only hope you'll not get into condition to ask other people to help you to die.

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    16. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      You cling to a technicality "the promise to do whatever to save patient life". Human beings have the duty (or at least the right) to help each other and no technicality or vow, not matter how ancient should stop them.

      Why would I trust a doctor that doesn't want to help people in need? Why would I trust a doctor that would let other people suffer phisically or mentally without helping them when they asked him for help?

      I really don't know his story, he might have killed people that didn't want to die just to get their money, but assuming that's not the case I don't have anything to reproach to people that help other people in their wish to die. It's written even in American Constitution although people don't want or don't know to interpret it: "right to pursue happiness": people in pain have the right to pursue happiness even if that means that they want to end their phisical or mental pain by suicide.

      Again, I hope neither of us to get into this situation, but if you do you that might change your view about what you want, about doctor promises and in general about right and wrong, it's funny how people change their "principles" when THEY are the ones that need/want something.

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      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    17. Re:redundanty by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

      Helping people to die is called hospice. Assisted suicide is not helping people to die, it's killing them/letting them kill themselves. Dr. Kevorkian didn't help people to have an easier death, he killed them.

    18. Re:redundanty by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "Why would I trust a doctor that doesn't want to help people in need? Why would I trust a doctor that would let other people suffer phisically or mentally without helping them when they asked him for help?"

      You wouldn't. People with mental problems should see a psychiatrist, and people with physical problems should see a doctor. Dr. Kevorkian didn't help anyone, he just killed them. Helping to ease the pain of someone who is going to die is called hospice. What Kevorkian did is called assisted suicide.

      "It's written even in American Constitution although people don't want or don't know to interpret it: "right to pursue happiness": people in pain have the right to pursue happiness even if that means that they want to end their phisical or mental pain by suicide."

      Yes, they do. Obviously. There's no way they could enforce otherwise - what do you do to punish someone who commits suicide - they're dead already.

      Does that mean the doctor has the right to kill them? If people want to die, they should be calling an executioner, not a doctor. How will we ever know if these people actually wanted to commit suicide - or that they wouldn't have changed their minds later? They're dead, it's not like we can ask them if they wanted to die.

      If your friend wanted to die, would you hand him a 12-gauge? Would you pull the trigger for him? Or would you try to get him some help through his rough times?

    19. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      "Assisted suicide is not helping people to die

      Assisted suicide is helping people to die no matter how you turn the definition around. If you want to die and someone assist you it means that he helps you to die.

      "killing" is a loaded word -- if you say that someone killed another person you immediately think that that person didn't want to die. The one who kills is not considered automatically "killer" just because "killer" is a loaded term, for example solders are not called "killers" (only by peace activist) although they do kill, also people that execute convicted criminals are not called killers. So apparently it matter what is the cause and what is the situation in which someone "kills" or helps someone to end his life... Anyway, I would say that there is a big difference between killing and helping someone to end his life.

      I happen to believe that people should be free to pursue their happiness and be free to act, even hire help to end their life no matter what is the reason for their wish, you happen to believe that people should not be allowed freedoms and to have limited freedom when it comes to such a basic private decision: to live or die. We disagree, that's perfect -- I only wished you'd not try to impose your moral (or whatever you call it) view on other people, for example I don't think it should be your business at all if I want to die or not, nor the reason why I'd want it. You should understand that you don't have a vote in that, you don't get to decide my future. (BTW, if you were to take this kind of decision would you like me to or somebody else to have a sayin in it?) Moreover, if I wanted to die, I'd wish to be helped by someone who knows what is doing and not suffer unnecessarily -- doctors are probably the best for this purpose, but I wouldn't mind if there would be specialized people and not medics (if it's against their principle) who would do this kind of job.

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      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    20. Re:redundanty by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      ""killing" is a loaded word -- if you say that someone killed another person you immediately think that that person didn't want to die."
      ... "for example solders are not called "killers" (only by peace activist) although they do kill"

      Are you suggesting that people killed by American soldiers wanted to die?
      By the way, even though soldiers are trained on how to kill, many of them never kill anyone. They're there to fight, not necessarily to kill. The Army is one of the largest employers in the US - if every soldier killed someone (or even if most of them did) there'd be a lot more people dying in Iraq.

      "I happen to believe that people should be free to pursue their happiness and be free to act, even hire help to end their life no matter what is the reason for their wish, you happen to believe that people should not be allowed freedoms and to have limited freedom when it comes to such a basic private decision: to live or die."

      Not true. I believe that people have the right to die if they want to, but I also believe that executioners should be properly labeled. Dr. Kevorkian really wasn't a doctor at all - doctors try to heal their patients. I'd have no problem if he called himself a "suicide expert" or something - if he weren't in the news, how would I know that he kills his patients? What if I were in town and got in a bad car accident?

      Doctors make mistakes. Sometimes surgeries have gone bad, and I'm sure doctors with lots of patients have gotten things mixed up. You can sue a doctor who cuts off your leg mistaking you for the patient with the bad leg; not so when he mistakes you for the guy who was suicidal.

      I have no problem with others wishing to die. I have a problem with a doctor killing people because as far as we know, some of these people might not have wanted to die and thought they were going to see a normal doctor.

    21. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      If people want to die, they should be calling an executioner, not a doctor.
      I agree partially, if there would be executioners that would do the job profesionally and w/o inflicting pain, but since doctors know more about human body they could help better, actually it would be nice to have some good poison available at farmacies if there would be a guarantee that it wouldn't be used on other people.

      How will we ever know if these people actually wanted to commit suicide - or that they wouldn't have changed their minds later?
      It's very easy to know what people want, just ask them. Only because people have to hide it's not easy to know what they wanted. As for if they'd changed their mind afterwards, it's kind of useless to ask, they should think before they do something irreversible.

      If your friend wanted to die, would you hand him a 12-gauge? Would you pull the trigger for him?
      Wouldn't you? What kind of friend would you be if you could not help a friend in need? If he wasn't even able to pull a trigger I'd imagine that he would be in terrible shape. If he could pull the trigger I imagine that he would not ask you to do it for him.

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    22. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      "Are you suggesting that people killed by American soldiers wanted to die?
      By the way, even though soldiers are trained on how to kill, many of them never kill anyone. They're there to fight, not necessarily to kill. The Army is one of the largest employers in the US - if every soldier killed someone (or even if most of them did) there'd be a lot more people dying in Iraq."


      No, I'm not suggesting that, I'm only making a comment on the usage of the word "killer" and its loaded meaning. Executioner in this case is probably better although it doens't completly alude to the fact that the death was asked by the "executed". Probably "suicide expert" as you put it is better.

      "I also believe that executioners should be properly labeled. Dr. Kevorkian really wasn't a doctor at all - doctors try to heal their patients. I'd have no problem if he called himself a "suicide expert" or something - if he weren't in the news, how would I know that he kills his patients? What if I were in town and got in a bad car accident?"

      So, you have problems with labels... that's like saying that a "cleaning person" cannot help catch a thief because it's not specified in the title. Well, for what is worth I wouldn't mind if there would be "suicide experts" around.

      "I have a problem with a doctor killing people because as far as we know, some of these people might not have wanted to die and thought they were going to see a normal doctor."

      I agree with you, if that's true. For this discussion I started from the assumption that they did want to die, since I don't know much about the case and facts I allowed myself to use an assumption. So for me it's pretty clear if they wanted to die the guy didn't do anything wrong (in my view, not in the law's view), if they didn't than he is a criminal who deserves to be punished.

      I believe that if sucide would be permited and there would be specialized people around the sucide rate would fall down. Also, there would be a clear procedure that would show clearly what is the intent of the person without any reason of doubt.

      There are other moral considerents that people don't consider always: why would somebody who doesn't want to live continue to consume resources when there are enough people in the world who die because of hunger or lack of medicines.

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    23. Re:redundanty by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "It's very easy to know what people want, just ask them."

      But they're dead - I can't ask them.

      "Wouldn't you? What kind of friend would you be if you could not help a friend in need? If he wasn't even able to pull a trigger I'd imagine that he would be in terrible shape. If he could pull the trigger I imagine that he would not ask you to do it for him."

      Maybe you didn't read the whole thing. The whole quote was "If your friend wanted to die, would you hand him a 12-gauge? Would you pull the trigger for him? Or would you try to get him some help through his rough times?

      The last line suggests that he will get better.

    24. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      But they're dead - I can't ask them.
      People express their wishes before they die. Only if they are in a comma they cannot but even then in some cases they have a will for that kind of situation.

      Maybe you didn't read the whole thing. The whole quote was "If your friend wanted to die, would you hand him a 12-gauge? Would you pull the trigger for him? Or would you try to get him some help through his rough times?

      The last line suggests that he will get better

      So you take the liberty to torture somebody in the hope they would get better? You might be wrong too. Yes, it's sad if people are wrong in this kind of cases (btw, in case you did't know, we all die eventually) but it's THEIR responsibility it's not my, your or state's responsibility.

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    25. Re:redundanty by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "People express their wishes before they die. Only if they are in a comma they cannot but even then in some cases they have a will for that kind of situation."

      That doesn't help me any. I wasn't there for the "suicide" - I don't know if these people really wanted to die or not. And if they had no idea they were going to die (ie, if Dr. Kevorkian killed them and they thought he was going to heal them), they wouldn't have expressed their death wishes.

      "So you take the liberty to torture somebody in the hope they would get better? You might be wrong too. Yes, it's sad if people are wrong in this kind of cases (btw, in case you did't know, we all die eventually) but it's THEIR responsibility it's not my, your or state's responsibility."

      No. I don't want people to suffer in the hope that they get better, but I don't think it's right to kill people when there's a good chance that they will get better.

      If a man is severely injured in a car accident and wants to die because he is in so much pain but has a 75% chance of making a full recovery, should you kill him? I'm sure he's in an immense amount of pain and will be for a while, and it will probably take him years to recover. But if odds are that he will live, I say we shouldn't kill him.

    26. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      "I don't know if these people really wanted to die or not. "
      And yet you have a very clear idea who is guilty and who is not. I don't know either, I'm only saying if they wanted to die than he's not guilty in my eyes, if they didn't than he's guilty (not that I care too much about him, I think we discussed too much the guy).

      but I don't think it's right to kill people when there's a good chance that they will get better.
      The issue is to let people take the decision for their own life. Even if one guy is 99.99% healthy if the guy wants to die I think you have no right to oppose it, it's he's decision to make. You can tell him to think over, you can give him advice, you can tell him nice stories about God and angels and how he's going to get to Hell if he commits suicide, but you have no right to force him to live. Now, how he ends his life, with or without help, or the title of the person who helps him, is a technicality.

      The issue is clear, it's a matter of principle: I don't want the state, church or anyone else to take a decision in such a private, personal matter.

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      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    27. Re:redundanty by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "The issue is to let people take the decision for their own life. Even if one guy is 99.99% healthy if the guy wants to die I think you have no right to oppose it, it's he's decision to make. You can tell him to think over, you can give him advice, you can tell him nice stories about God and angels and how he's going to get to Hell if he commits suicide, but you have no right to force him to live. Now, how he ends his life, with or without help, or the title of the person who helps him, is a technicality."

      So you're saying if this guy were in a car accident and wanted to die you should let him, even with his high chance of recovery and even though he will probably be happy to be alive later?

      I'm not saying you should force anyone to live. I'm just saying that you shouldn't kill him if you think things will get better for him.

      I guess maybe we'll just have to agree to disagree.

    28. Re:redundanty by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      So you're saying if this guy were in a car accident and wanted to die you should let him, even with his high chance of recovery and even though he will probably be happy to be alive later?"

      It's interesting that you use this impersonal example "a guy who had accident".

      I use a clear and personal example exactly because I don't want to take decisions for somebody else life: so, if *I* had a car accident and *I* wanted to die (no matter what chances of healing I would have) or even better example if I didn't had any car accident, but I wanted to die -- I would not appreciate you or anyone else, especially the state, to intervene in my decision in any direction (or Dr. K. for that matter and here we are on the same page, so let's finish with a common point ;-)

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      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
  35. Google for AutopatcherXP by sorphin · · Score: 5, Informative

    AutopatcherXP is released pretty much monthly an is a conglomeration of all security updates, patches, etc.. any time i've had to install/reinstall XP onto someone's machine, i've grabbed the latest autopatcher and slapped it on my thumbdrive, and took it with me. requires no getting online on the new system until you're all done. safer that way, and i've had no issues doing it that way.

    1. Re:Google for AutopatcherXP by MooUK · · Score: 1

      I came across Autopatcher recently myself, and found it useful. I'd recommend it.

    2. Re:Google for AutopatcherXP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a great way to make a lot of autozombies. Kudos, whoever hacks the autopatcherxp website.

    3. Re:Google for AutopatcherXP by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Although you will also need the latest service pack (SP2) because Autopatcher won't install that for you, and it does require it.

      Also, while Autopatcher is completely excellent within its scope, it is often a few months behind the latest MS fixes.

      Recommended course of action:

      1) Deploy SP2
      2) Deploy Autopatcher XP
      3) Enable firewall
      4) Go online
      5) Visit Windows Update

      Also, having A/V software and antispyware software is a must. There are plenty of free AV and antispyware tools out there.

      If you're plugging into a corporate IT environment, chances are they're running software like RRS, WSUS or HFNetCheck. These will automatically deploy patches for you without going to the interweb to find them. Check with your local helpdesk.

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      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    4. Re:Google for AutopatcherXP by sorphin · · Score: 1

      actually, i just used it again recently (the Nov build) and i didn't need XP SP2 on the machine i was putting it on at all, it just didn't install the patches that required SP2.

    5. Re:Google for AutopatcherXP by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Of course, without SP2 and the patches that require it - is your PC really as secure as it could be? In which case was there a benefit to using Autopatcher at all?

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      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
  36. Don't worry by GmAz · · Score: 1

    Just turn on the computer, hook up the internet, update virus first. Reboot and run Windows Update. Thats it. Its not like someone is waiting for you to get home and get ya as soon as you connect. You usually have to be doing something to have issues (i.e. bittorrnet, kazaa, limewire, etc.) What do you think people do when the reformat for a fresh install. If you are uber paranoid, download the latest virus definitions from your antivirus' webpage in executable form on another computer and transfer it to your own system and run it manually.

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    1. Re:Don't worry by Cromac · · Score: 4, Informative
      Just turn on the computer, hook up the internet, update virus first. Reboot and run Windows Update.

      Very poor advice. It should be 1) disconnect from the network 2) turn on the computer 3) enable the firewall 4) hook up to the internet 5) download all updates.

      Its not like someone is waiting for you to get home and get ya as soon as you connect.

      Uh, yes they are. What do you think all those people scanning ports are doing? All the viris that spread automatically are looking for unprotected systems all the time which is exactly what this fellow would have using your directions.

    2. Re:Don't worry by GmAz · · Score: 1
      Then I have either been uber fortunate or something because in the 10years or so years I have been on the internet, I have only gotten one virus. I only run my antivirus and before the days of ghosting, I would reinstall from scratch. Sometimes leaving my antivirus off for up to a week. I do believe that the world has become paranoid through the media about viris and phishing. Yes, it does exist, but I truely don't believe it is as big as an issue that is being told. I am a Computer/Network Tech for a School District, which has about 17 school sites, 35 servers, over 6000 workstations and 25,000 users (this includes admins, teachers and students). Yes, we do get a lot of spam mail, but virus alerts for the district is very minimal. We are not bombarded with virus after virus and attacks from hackers. Its just like installing a stick of RAM into a computer. The cautious people that have static straps on, touch metal before touching the hardware and all this stuff seem to be the ones that fry computer components. I have never owned a static strap though I build custom computers out of my house. My computer case is never put together exposing my hardware, I work on the carpet; a computer no-no and I have yet to fry anything. I do keep backups of my pictures and of a few documents because of the 'what if', but I think the reason people are so paranoid is because they are afraid to lose everything. If I get a virus, I reghost my machine or reformat. If Joe Schmoe gets a virus, he freaks out because he has never backed up his quicken, his photos of his child's first three years of life are not backed up. Go buy a $60 CD Burner if you don't already have one. Burn the stuff you wanna keep and get on with life. A virus isn't gonna make your computer a giant paper weight or a boat anchor. And if you don't know how to do anything or even know what I mean by "ghost", go find a neighborhood geek and slip him $20 just for him to tell you to backup your 'must have' stuff.

      Sorry for the ranting.

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    3. Re:Don't worry by Achra · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you're so confident because you're still running Windows 95/98/ME based systems. If you want to experience first hand what all of the paranoia is all about, go ahead and install a fresh copy of Win2k on a box. (I'll wait).. Ok. Now, go ahead and plug in your raw installed machine to your DSL modem for about (mmmm.. 5 4 3 2 1) Ok. By now you should have upwards of 20+ worms. By the time you get your antivirus installed, you'll definitely be fighting an uphill battle. (No, I'm not making this up. Try it yourself. Serious).

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      Each processor would proceed sequentially as if it had been better for them not to rise against Saul.
    4. Re:Don't worry by Scootesti · · Score: 1

      Let me start by stating my (lack of) credentials. I'm not a network security PhD and don't pretend to be. I am however a general software technician. In my (limited I'm sure) experience; the vast majority of those port scanning bots tend to be scanning across lists of targeted IPs more often than
      (rnd()*253+1).(rnd()*253+1).(rnd()*253+1).(rnd() *253+1)

      So, as long as you've reset your IP, assuming your dsl/cable modem has been connected and turned on for the 9 months you've been away (you can usually do this by resetting it) you're fine. Now if you have a static IP, and have been unconcerned about throwing your money away for that long, by all means, follow the extra careful routes above.

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      "So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
    5. Re:Don't worry by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 1

      My sister in law once had a Win98 PC infected with about two dozen trojans when she called for my assistance. After about 5 hours, I finally had everything taken out, so I dialed up the good ol' net, went straight to Windows Update, and before the first file list came up, bam, re-infected. One of the many worms, whose names I've buried deep in the dark corners behind my happy place, infected the machine within 5 minutes. Maybe it remembers active hosts, maybe it's just scanning a local subnet. Regardless, it found her pretty damn quick. These trojan/virus writers now see it as a challenge to infect more efficiently, with more stealth. Back in my teen years they were just out for destruction. We started with virtual chicken pox, now we have virtual HIV. I'm not sure these guys should be so proud of that.

      I'd go the safest route possible -- you only need to get infected once to regret otherwise. At the very least, back up your system to DVD or tape if you can. If you get infected, wipe the machine from the original OS CD. Backups are a good idea anyway. And testing backups is essential.

    6. Re:Don't worry by GmAz · · Score: 1

      Auctually, my school district runs a minimum of Win2K and five sites are already at WinXP Pro. I personally run WinXP Pro on my desktop and WinXP Home on my Laptop. I just guess I am not scared to get a virus or anything because I am experienced enough in computers to take care of it quickly without losing anything. Other people either don't realize they have anything or don't know what anything means in the Process list from the Task Manager to see that something is running that shouldn't be. Anywho, its all a big hype. Run an antivirus for the big 'what if', and if you are so worried about someone trying to get to you directly then sell your computer and curl up in a ball and cry.

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    7. Re:Don't worry by Achra · · Score: 1

      Well, the workstations at your school are almost certainly behind an NAT router, if not a firewall as well. This isn't what I'm talking about. You'll notice that every last comment on this story referred to getting behind an NAT router or firewall. I'm talking about barenaked on the internet. Your XP machines probably have the software firewall turned on. There again, nearly every last comment on this story referred to being sure to turn on a software firewall if a router or hardware firewall was unavailable. I'm serious, go ahead and try my experiment. It's not hype. It's not rampant "SARS is going to get us, Oh Noes!" paranoia. Certain common sense steps have to be taken in this day and age. Many of us can reminisce on the old times, when anti-virus was silly.. When you connected to the internet via $5/month dial-up to a UNIX shell.. and even later when SLIP and PPP became popular, virus really wasn't anything to worry about until Win2k with the advent of severely malicious worms. Worms aren't propogated through running strange executables.. Worms are propogated through having open ports on your machine that the particular exploit will work on. Go ahead.. Try it. Grab Win2k, put it on a bare box, hook it directly to broadband. I dare you. Are you afraid? Want to curl up in a ball and cry? Go ahead..
      :)

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      Each processor would proceed sequentially as if it had been better for them not to rise against Saul.
    8. Re:Don't worry by GmAz · · Score: 1

      You also missed in one of my previous comments when I said that with my own machine I have run without antivirus for up to a week before I got around to it. I also have done fresh WinXP installs and have had the internet hooked up (yes, DSL) before updates or anything was done. Just because the first thing some people do when they get their computer up and running is go download some pron and get a virus doesn't mean that if you plug in you will get a virus/spyware/malware/worm/anything within minutes.

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    9. Re:Don't worry by Achra · · Score: 1

      First off, Antivirus is really the very last line of defense. The only reason it should ever need to be used is if you've already screwed up. Second, what kind of XP installs were these? With SP2 slipstreamed? SP2 turns on software firewall by default. Don't you have a copy of Win2k to experiment with? I promise, I'm not full of bullshit. It's for real. I would say that if you have plugged in a barenaked (non-slipstreamed) XP box and not gotten a worm, it is because you were either insanely lucky or (more likely) you just had no damn idea you had a box full of worms, because you were so busy insisting that you didn't need antivirus. I would say that anyone that administrates a facility of computers should wake up and smell the coffee. Anyways, I'm through trying to convince you. You think that the SANS time-to-infection numbers are completely invented and bullshit. That's fine. I'm sure you also have rampant unprotected sex. That's fine too. Goodluck.

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      Each processor would proceed sequentially as if it had been better for them not to rise against Saul.
    10. Re:Don't worry by GmAz · · Score: 1

      As my last post, I do think a lot of those numbers are bogus. Secondly, you have no idea my knowledge of computers, both hardware and software. I do have Win2K around, but no time to have to do a full format and install of it as well as putting back WinXP and all the software I have on my box. Our exchange gets over 15,000 e-mails a day of which 10,000 e-mails are spam (which get filtered). Of those, maybe 20 or so have virus' in them and get cleaned automatically. I have my Windows firewall turned off at home and have a number of ports open. I do have a router at home, but its firewall is turned off and I do have the same open ports on my computer opened on the router so they forward to my system. No, I don't have SP2 streamlined into CD because...I am not sure why, I guess I never think of it when I am installing. I run the 200+meg download from the internet I have on my external HD. So I guess all in all, I seem to have a digital guardian angel over my shoulder because I have never lost any data to a virus and have only had one or two virus' in my life.

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  37. an fresh...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, the letter F acheives vowel status, much to the dismay of Wheel Of Fortune contestants everywhere.

  38. For the love of bob by everphilski · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the love of bob

    Microsoft Bob?

    -everphilski-

    1. Re:For the love of bob by Wellspring · · Score: 1

      >> For the love of bob

      > Microsoft Bob?


      This is the holiday season, so please celebrate our religious diversity by showing respect to a devout member of the Church of the SubGenius.

      (for more info) :)

    2. Re:For the love of bob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the love of bob

      Microsoft Bob?

      Actually I'm pretty sure it's Bob Dobbs.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._%22Bob%22_Dobbs
      PSA MODE OFF

    3. Re:For the love of bob by sconeu · · Score: 1

      OK, then...

      For the love of the FSM and His Noodly Appendage!

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    4. Re:For the love of bob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOB = Blue screen on Boot, Blues Screen Out of Box

      long time acronym used in the MS world....

      Unfortunately there is no such thing as BoBing for apples!!

    5. Re:For the love of bob by kat11v · · Score: 1

      No, I think it's a reference to Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. In the very last book, "Mostly Harmless", Arthur gets stranded on a small planet where the inhabitants think that they were created by Bob. In fact, at one point in the book Arthur goes "For Bob's sake...". (Just finished reading it, in fact, which is why I remember).

    6. Re:For the love of bob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Bob?

      I don't think he's been in Iraq THAT long...

  39. Paranoid? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Call it "anxiety" or "concern". It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    1. Re:Paranoid? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.

      I object!

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    2. Re:Paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know who it was who said:

      "Paranoia doesn't mean thinking that they're all out to get you: that's just common sense.

      Paranoia is thinking that they're all in it *together*."

    3. Re:Paranoid? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't an ureasonable response to the real threat could still indicate paranoia?

      Or a belief that they are out to get YOU specifically when in a group. Like you may be on the battle field,and they certianly are out to get the people in your uniform, but that doesn'y mean they are looking for you specifically. Or the belief they are out to get you because you have been visited by aliens and have 'special powers'.

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    4. Re:Paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catch 22 :)

    5. Re:Paranoid? by dclydew · · Score: 1

      How did you know about the ALIENS?!

      *puts on the tinfoil hat and hides*

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      Get a life, not a lifestyle. - Hikem Bey
  40. You are just doing an update... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You are trying to update an existing system, not build a fresh one. Using a cheap hardware firewall (like a linksys router) will keep most evil at bay while you do the update. Better to download the big security rollups and service packs from a current machine, burn to cd or thumbdrive, and install those on your box before you connect to the net.

    Check out http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?showtopic=3188 6 for a nice pointer to all the patches you should snag. Get the major ones and you should be OK to just do an update.

  41. damn gringos... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    man... you are in Irak...just think about YOUR life expectancy

  42. Burn them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a friend to burn the important updates to CD and mail it to you. No biggie...

  43. Kinda sucks by scumdamn · · Score: 1

    You know, we're never going to again have the heady days of huge Windows viruses that propogave over the network and infect every Windows system in sight. The days of massive viruses like those are over.
    What killed them? Windows Firewall. I think MS learned their lesson on that one.

  44. Do what everyone else does. by agm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't you just do what everyone else does?

    su
    emerge sync
    emerge -pv world
    emerge world

    ??

    1. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Bob+Bobbinson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then go back to Iraq for 9 months and once you come back again it might actually have finished compiling. (Yes I'm a Gentoo user too!)

    2. Re:Do what everyone else does. by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 1

      And after 9 months away, your upgrades should be pretty much compiled by now.

    3. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You misspelled:
      su -
      cvsup -g -L 2 /root/cvsupfile
      portsdb -Uu
      date +%F > /root/updated
      portupgrade -arR
    4. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is a troll I'm responding to, but...

      Use 'emerge -av world' instead. On large updates, it saves a good chunk of time because the dependency tree is only calculate once.

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    5. Re:Do what everyone else does. by m50d · · Score: 1

      You jest, but how long is emerge system on a 486 supposed to take? I had to turn it off after a week, by which stage it was only at ncurses (3 of 59). This is with distcc which should be offloading stuff to my main (faster) box.

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    6. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Nahor · · Score: 1
      emerge -pv world
      emerge world


      You need -D if you want to actually update everything.
      And if you want to upgrade you need -u
      emerge -puDv world
      emerge -uDv world
    7. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy are you behind the times!

      emerge sync
      emerge -Duav --newuse world

    8. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, not everyone does that.

      Some do this:

      su apt-get update apt-get upgrade

      Others do this:

      su yum update

      I personally do it this way:

      sudo pacman -Syu

      You need to be well versed in other cultures!

    9. Re:Do what everyone else does. by ACDChook · · Score: 1

      You mean:

      emerge -uDNav world

    10. Re:Do what everyone else does. by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to be funny or anything.

      Wouldn't it make more sense to use -a instead of -p? It skips a line of code plus you don't have to recalculate the deps if you do want to emerge world.

    11. Re:Do what everyone else does. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1
      Didn't you notice the -p ( for pretend ) flag?

      It'll never even start compiling!!!

    12. Re:Do what everyone else does. by agm · · Score: 1

      I like to review what is being emerged just incase there is a reason I don't want to upgrade a particular package for some reason (e.g. if emerging OpenOffice I always make sure I set PORTAGE_TMPDIR to something with more than a GB of space).

      Also if emerge wants to upgrade a lot of packages then I tend to fire up my 2 dual CPU servers to aid in the compiling (using distcc). Makes a huge difference with compilation times. For small upgrades I don't bother.

    13. Re:Do what everyone else does. by cfx666 · · Score: 1
      The Grandparent said:
      su

      emerge sync

      emerge -pv world

      emerge world

      The last line does actually start compiling.

      Cfx

      PS: Sorry for beeing such a Gentoo Portage Nazi... cnr!

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    14. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only saves time if you have a slow disk, and if you want to immediately begin compiling. Personally, I use the -p flag, because I often end up changing a use flag or two, and then rechecking the list to be updated. I may end up doing that half a dozen times per emerge world.

      Plus, after I've synced, I always do a check of system and world to see what is going to be updated, which makes using -p better.

      A typical sequence for me:

      time nice emerge-delta-webrsync -k (no rsync access at work and I like knowing how long each step takes)
      time nice emerge -uDvp --newuse system
      time nice emerge -uDvp --newuse world

      Then I go grab some coffee/tea, and it's done with all 3 steps when I get back. Assuming it all looks good, I go ahead and do the emerge system, possibly doing a revdep-rebuild afterwards. Then I do the emerge world, and it's done.

    15. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Add two months each for KDE or OpenOffice.

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  45. All I can say is... by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 0

    All your laptop are belong to us!

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  46. Idea by dlhm · · Score: 0

    You have a laptop...If it has wireless just drive through any apartment complex and get a wireless connection.. it will probably be a Linksys router/firewall.. Download updates... Touchdown..

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  47. Your firewall will suffice (if well configured) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If your PC was clean when you leaved the Net and you didn't installed any software etc. while disconnected from the Net, a firewall well configured, stopping everything except outgoing connections, will give you plenty of time to upgrade your software, without any danger. Just do the upgrades as your first move when you're back on the Net. Regards

  48. Hardcore! by istartedi · · Score: 1

    as I get closer to coming back to the States and my broadband connection, I'm beginning to wonder what the life expectancy of my PC will be

    Now that's a geek.

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  49. Asinine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    You know your attitude is one of the reasons why I left IT. That typical arrogant attitude. And you know what's funny, later on, people like you come over and ask some stupid question yourself.
    I had to borrow a tile saw a couple of weeks ago. The guy, your "blue collar" type, asked if I knew how to use one. Me, the (ex)IT guy, couldn't say "Yes". I just said I've seen them used - which is true - until he got it out of me that I didn't. He said "It's OK to say you don't know.

    Ya see, that's the thing in IT: if you admit not knowing you're called an idiot behind your back or sometimes, to your face and you begin to keep your mouth shut: to the detriment of anything and anyone you're working for.

    So, think about that you arrogant prick or cunt.

    1. Re:Asinine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mark parent as off topic. This is outrageous, make it stop.

    2. Re:Asinine by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Phew, glad you left. What that temper, you give us all a bad name.

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    3. Re:Asinine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any idea why IT professionals get so arrogant and touchy with people who are ignorant? It's because we're pissed off. On a daily basis, we have to put up with people who know fuck all, and when I say 'fuck all', I don't mean the occasional slip-up when discussing a technical term, I mean that they really should be trusted with a computer as much as a 4-year-old with a chainsaw. To top it off, the same people are usually put in positions of power in IT, and are usually given lots of money to spend on things that they do not understand.

      IT is the only industry where people who know nothing make descisions. Can you imagine if some loser in a suit told a builder or architect what materials he/she should be using? How about telling a chef which ingredients to use?

      And ultimately, these 'decision-makers' always choose whatever is least likely to get their spineless asses fired. Guess what they choose? Microsoft of course. You can always tell that an idiot is at the controls when a company is 100% MS-based (with exceptions of compatibility reasons of course).

      Not only that, but we are insulted by the same people who honestly believe that software development is an easy task, yet fail miserably to set the date on their VCR or DVD player. Just because the kid next door can 'code' in VB, development of a complex product gets sent to some 3rd world country cheap, and a horrific mess of a program returns some time later.

      Due to incompetent idiots, we all have to put up with a monoculture, crappy software, and problems like those discussed in this thread.

      So please, don't let the door hit your ass on your way out.

  50. How does this look? by atari2600 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    OS Name: Microsoft Windows XP Professional
    OS Version: 5.1.2600 Service Pack 2 Build 2600
    OS Manufacturer: Microsoft Corporation
    OS Configuration: Standalone Workstation
    OS Build Type: Multiprocessor Free
    Original Install Date: 9/27/2004, 12:49:15 PM
    System Up Time: 184 Days, 4 Hours, 3 Minutes, 16 Seconds


    The only time i had to bring it down was to replace hardware (i am behind a corporate firewall, the XP firewall is active) and i don't care about patches. No, i am not trolling - windows machines enjoy decent uptimes too. Let me know if anyone wants too look at a screenshot.

    1. Re:How does this look? by atari2600 · · Score: 1

      In fact here it is: http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2118/windowsupt ime9tu.jpg The username and organisation details have been blacked out for obvious reasons and yes i do use the system fairly well (coding, doubling up as a stress client, email, browsing and other general usage).

    2. Re:How does this look? by trollable · · Score: 1

      I guess you haven't try to create a non-admin account yet. Or try one of these games (Noddy, Teletubbies, ...). Reboot warranted. There is plenty of ways to reboot Windows, the more convenient being the Start->Stop button.

  51. How can you read Slashdot ? by ccool · · Score: 1

    And how can you post that news if you cannot connect???

  52. Steadfast against spyware by saskboy · · Score: 1

    I use a program that locks the computer's data and system in place while it's turned on, so each reboot is like a new computer. I try to patch every couple of months anyway, but behind a router if you don't have infcted machines coming in, there's little reason to patch under most cases.

    The downside to Steadfast is that you can't use Antivirus updates with it unless you figure out which files need direct access to the disk, and spyware updates are hard to apply too. These days it's more important on public machines to have spyware than antivirus protection.

    --
    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  53. Good enough, anyway by abb3w · · Score: 2, Informative

    This isn't QUITE true; there are one or two older personal NAT routers where the initial factory firmware has had exploits published (especially with certain dumb default settings), and there are a few software packages with versions that both poked holes in the XP firewall and were exploitable. As far as I know, nothing in the wild specifically targets both, so unless you have reason to be worried about highly personalized targetting of your computer, it should be just fine. (If you do have reason, buy a newer router first.)

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  54. Have patches available on CD by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have a CD handy with XP service pack 2, as well as antivirus, antispyware, firewall, FireFox, etc. That way, I can get a computer up to speed before even reconnecting it to the internet. After the basics are covered, it's much safer to connect and do the fine-tuning. The same would apply to other versions of windows.

    If you can't burn a CD from another computer, and you're pre-XP SP2, you might be better off operating behind a hardware firewall until the updates are completed.

    Also remember that if you have a minor bug before completing updates, you can usually clean the system after you're up to speed (antivirus, antispyware, etc). The main issue with the auto-infect feature of new systems is that most users won't take the time to clean the system or even investigate if it's infected.

    1. Re:Have patches available on CD by Tin+Weasil · · Score: 1

      Yup. Totally agree with this post.

      Download all available update to windows and any other security software. Install them on the laptop prior to bringing it on the network.

  55. It's all about the Service Packs. by itomato · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quick checklist:

    * Does it have SP2? - If no, get it and forget it.

    * Is there constant hard disk activity? - If yes, reinstall.

    * Do you visit online gambling/porn sites? - If yes, reinstall periodically (evidence? what evidence?)

    * Does it take longer for you to be able to do something productive with the 'Start' button than it did to boot? - If yes, reinstall.

    After reinstalling, install AVG antivirus, Google up some Windows hardening/protection techniques (msconfig, services to disable, etc) **INSTALL NO SHAREWARE OR THIRD PARTY "WINDOWS FIXING" UTILITIES**, enable Windows firewall, and set Windows Update to perform weekly updates with no intervention.

    If things get weird after that, you have nobody but yourself to blame. After having resurrected Windows installations dating back to 95/3.11, I can say that the only sure-fire fix is a fdisk/reinstall.

    It's Windows - it *will* break in an inaccesssible or unrecoverable fashion.

    Make your time, and don't get taken in by supposedly friendly utilities, banners, offers, websites, emails, etc. This advice is applicable everywhere - life included.

    1. Re:It's all about the Service Packs. by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "don't get taken in by supposedly friendly utilities, banners, offers, websites, emails, etc. This advice is applicable everywhere - life included."

      Reminds me of that skit on "Chappelle's Show" - "Spam busters, bitch!"

  56. Get real. by Stumbles · · Score: 1
    Sometimes I think people ask these type of questions just to see their name in the article headline.

    Geez. If you can't figure that out or need a slashdotter to tell you, then you don't need to be using a computer.

    --
    My karma is not a Chameleon.
  57. Thanks by ziegast · · Score: 1

    I've been deployed in Iraq for the last 9 months...

    BTW: We hope you get to look forward to something as mundane as Windows viruses real soon now. In case anyone hasn't mentioned it yet, "Thank you for the job you're doing."

    1. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, thanks a bunch for helping invade a country, killing hundreds of thousands of civilians during the process, and then becoming the world's greatest torture-mongers.

      Way to go, land of the 'free'

    2. Re:Thanks by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if you're serious or a right-wing troll trying to give left-wingers a bad name.

      On the off chance that you're serious, please kill yourself now. You're not helping.

      love, the left-wing Arbiter

      --
      Boycott everything - they're all trying to fuck you one way or another
  58. Advice by SpinJaunt · · Score: 1

    Unplug the RJ45 and alwayss wear a condom.

    --
    /. is good for you.
  59. Spam? Troll? You decide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  60. Re:you sound like a candidate for web-only service by J0nne · · Score: 1

    Yes, because web services are THE solution when you're stuck in Iraq with no internet connection...

  61. LiveCD Linux by yog · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Even better--download and burn a live CD of Knoppix or similar single disk Linux OS, boot to it, and use the hard disk for data storage only. You will never look back.

    Linux has a great firewall built in, separate accounts to keep system files safe, and tons of free software on board. In this day and age, you can boot up a modern distro and have basically everything you need--browser, word processor, spreadsheet, email client, games, music, video.

    And there are no viruses in the Linux world (that one hears about, at least).

    Dump your dangerous OS and you will never look back.

    --
    it's = "it is"; its = possessive. E.g., it's flapping its wings.
    1. Re:LiveCD Linux by DeDmeTe · · Score: 1

      Games?? Pa-Lease! Yea... tuxracer. Free-civ. I can't really think of any other worthwhile games. Nethack, sure, but c'mon. Games? Hardly. I love Linux too, but I'm also realistic. Linux is *NOT* a gaming platform, yet. I'm still waiting for that to happen. Maybe someday.

      --
      -Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat-
    2. Re:LiveCD Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dump your dangerous OS and you will never look back.
      That's not flamebait.
      Next time, contribute to the discussion by attempting to answer the question asked, not by trying to convert people. It's not for everyone, live with it.

    3. Re:LiveCD Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unreal 2005
      guild wars
      americas army
      just to name a few. You can play games in linux.

      see transgaming.org for a big list.

    4. Re:LiveCD Linux by DeDmeTe · · Score: 1

      *just to name a few* --- You named them all.

      --
      -Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat-
    5. Re:LiveCD Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill? Is that you?

    6. Re:LiveCD Linux by TerminalInsanity · · Score: 1

      I dont think you have ever actualy tried.
      I play Neverwinter Nights under linux nativly, with about 10fps more compaired to windows.
      Not to mention, Steam/Counter-Strike/TFC/DoD and all of those mods work... Baldurs Gate! Homeworld!

      C'mon, you can play a good majority of games under linux these days... Though, you will run into some that dont... FF7 =(

  62. Web 2.0 by web20 · · Score: 1

    In the current web 2.0 environment, updating is, in fact, irrelevant. We will all be tied into our apps 24/7 using AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Applications implemented using this paradigm will be updated continuously, like thin clients. Truly this is synergestic for updates.

  63. Paranoia? by itomato · · Score: 1

    How many people really think that a Windows PC, when attached to a cable/DSL internet connection, is susceptible to viruses, infiltration, malware, spyware - JUST BY BEING CONNECTED?

    How many people do you think there are out there scanning IPs looking for unprotected Windows boxes to molest? And out of those, who actually attempts to sploit the sploit? How many of *those* are successful?

    It takes clicking, installing, running. It's not like bareback fucking a hooker in Bangkok.

    Sure, you may be open to some exploits, but honestly, why the panic?

    1. Re:Paranoia? by sedman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm guessing you have not put an unpatched windows box on the net lately. Last person I talked to who got infected with an unpatched PC only did the windows update and was using a modem (not sure why he thought the download would finish this decade, but that's another issue).

    2. Re:Paranoia? by djmurdoch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My wireless router logged connection attempts at a rate of around one every 10 seconds when I was on a DSL line. I'm on cable now, and get fewer attempts - just every couple of minutes.

      Not all of those attempts are trying to break in to Windows vulnerabilities, a lot were looking for other kinds of holes, or were looking for already-infected machines. But the attempt I see logged from one minute ago was attempting to get into the Windows RPC service, which an unpatched machine might have left open.

      So I don't really think it's paranoia, and I do like being the only machine behind my router.

    3. Re:Paranoia? by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1
      How many people do you think there are out there scanning IPs looking for unprotected Windows boxes to molest? And out of those, who actually attempts to sploit the sploit? How many of *those* are successful?

      I take it you've never looked. Try looking some time, you'd be surprised. My Apache server is constantly bombarded with attempted IIS exploits, and that's only one port! Looking at the router log, I see an absurd amount of incoming probes to random ports. Even today, you'd be surprised how many Windows users are just connected directly to the Internet through always on connections. I don't even want to think about how infested they are.

    4. Re:Paranoia? by itomato · · Score: 1

      I'm a Network Admin - I've looked, logged, and prevented against.

      You're not running a Windows server, IIS scans are moot. So are they for every user with XP Home (and at least 85% of Professional users)

      Re-read my post. Being randomly scanned with an automated tool is not the same as being infected.

      Your apache box is immune to how many of those probes? 80%? More?

      It's not Windows, anyway.

  64. Thank you for your service! by I'm+just+joshin · · Score: 1

    Glad you made it home safely!

    1. Re:Thank you for your service! by toddbu · · Score: 1

      I'll pile on here and say a big "thank you" to you and the rest of the troops as well. Anyone who is willing to go get shot at so that I can sit on my ass and read Slashdot all day long is deserving of my respect.

      --
      If you don't want crime to pay, let the government run it.
    2. Re:Thank you for your service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyone who is willing to go get shot at so that I can sit on my ass and read Slashdot all day long is deserving of my respect.

      There you have it folks! Maybe you thought "Nobody on Slashdot smokes crack." - well, here's your proof that at least one person on Slashdot does smoke crack.

      He's smoking so much crack he actually believes that if the USA had not invaded Iraq he would not be able to read Slashdot! Maybe tomorrow he will believe he is Paris Hilton! Wow! Crack sure messes up a person's brain.

    3. Re:Thank you for your service! by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Whenever I read logic like that, I enjoy the game of switching sides. It makes things so clear, and with Christianity and Islam's (and the American Constitution's) rule that all men are equal; the game is more fun.

      Osama to suicide bomber: Anyone who is willing to go get shot at so that I can sit on my ass and read ..... all day long is deserving of my respect.

      Another thing I read quite often is 'our soldiers place themselves in danger for our freedom'. This can come from Al Qaeda or Bush, you couldnt tell.

      Theyre both fighting for righteousness.
      Theyre both supporting their soldiers because theyre SUPPOSED to.
      They both have the mentality of 'my country right or wrong'
      And hard to believe, but soliders on BOTH sides insist on being on the right side and fighting for freedom.

      Terrorist saying he'll give the people freedom is utter BS
      Bush saying he'll give the people freedom is utter BS
      They both use torture in the most inhuman and painful ways they can come up with.
      They both use religion.
      They both use nationalism.
      Tolerance threatens both camps.
      Both had blood of innocent civilians on their hands before the war.
      Both targetted innocent civilians during the war.
      Both used chemical weapons.
      Both used the lives of their soldiers for benefit.

      Armies on both sides are among the victims list.
      And you cant tell a suicide bomber terrorist that he's right.

      --
      "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
    4. Re:Thank you for your service! by toddbu · · Score: 1
      And hard to believe, but soliders on BOTH sides insist on being on the right side and fighting for freedom.

      It's too bad that you're not willing to give credit to those willing to put their lives on the line for freedom. You can disagree with the mission all you want, but that doesn't mean that those who execute it don't deserve our respect. This is what happened to our soldiers returning from Vietnam, and it was a complete embarassment for our country. Even the Democrats are careful to distinguish between the two. Maybe you should take a lesson from them.

      --
      If you don't want crime to pay, let the government run it.
  65. Good Luck! by irishxpride · · Score: 1
    I'm glad to hear you're in a safe enough area over there to stay concerned about your IT situation.

    Stay Safe.

    I work with an AV tech support team for an ISP, and our experience is generally that infections tend to be visible for about a month, and after that, we don't tend to see them again. That's not to say you'll be safe from them all, but I thought I'd at least swing an answer at that last question. We tend to stop getting calls about a month after the malware is first identified, so i would hazard a guess that a system unpatched for a flaw more than a month old would be reasonably safe. At least safe enough to chance updating online from behind a router, and installing firefox, opera, or another browser with fewer, or at least less severe and more speedily patched flaws. I'd assume you ought to be pretty ok. If you're particularly worried, you could use a hardware firewall, but I see no need for it. Don't look at porn with IE before you update, you'll be fine...

  66. Re:Iraq? by Javi0084 · · Score: 0

    What if he DOES want to participate?

  67. Re:Iraq? by amliebsch · · Score: 0, Troll
    Dear Sir,

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    --
    If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
  68. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  69. Re:you sound like a candidate for web-only service by xsarpedonx · · Score: 1

    ...this isn't even relevant.

  70. You can still do it. by SubZ · · Score: 1

    There is a place on the Windows Update Site where you can download the specific patches and then your could run them separately (Look for some link that they have for Admins). When entire sites or companies's computers have to be updated, they don't waste bandwidth be making every computer talk to windowsupdate.microsoft.com. They download it centrally and then install.

    You could download the patches and then copy them to your machine using a Jump Drive or some External HDD.

    Also remember to install the MS Anti Spyware Tool (http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/ software/default.mspx). Some other tools:

    Free (complementary) Anti Spyware downloads:
    http://www.download.com/Ad-Aware-SE-Personal-Editi on/3000-8022_4-10045910.html?part=dl-ad-aware&subj =dl&tag=top5
    http://www.safer-networking.org/en/mirrors/index.h tml

    Clean-up Tools:
    HijackThis
    LSPFIX

  71. eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vote for a decent president and dont go to iraq in the first place

    1. Re:eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you have to chose between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich, it doesn't really matter who you vote for. They're both bad choices. (South Park reference)

  72. What's the big deal? by easterlingman · · Score: 0

    Is this a non-issue for anyone else? I haven't updated anti-virus or spyware definitions for over a year, and I never have these problems, as long as I browse with something that isn't based on Internet Explorer.

    1. Re:What's the big deal? by sheepdog43 · · Score: 0

      You are the perfect target for virus/trojan/adware writers. You THINK you are safe so you never find what they put into your system.

      You should not be on the net without up to date protection. One week old definitions are too old these days.

      It is people like you who help these jerks spread their wares.
      Even legit sites are now spreading malicious software.

  73. Re:Iraq? by RobinH · · Score: 1

    Your statement is totally offtopic, and completely untrue. The US will seek extradition of an American serviceman that went AWOL in Canada, and the Canadian government will be willing to hear their case for asylum, but unless the person faces death on return to the US (unlikely), they will lose the case and have to go back. This is because the US runs a volunteer military, so if you're AWOL, you are not fulfilling your legally binding contractual obligation.

    On the other hand, if the US started drafting people to fight in Iraq, then since Canada has not declared war against Iraq, Canada would probably offer asylum to draft dodgers again.

    --
    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
  74. Trade? by AthenianGadfly · · Score: 1

    They don't swap files over IM, they don't click nonsense (they've learned the hard way), they don't use gnutella, etc...

    Wanna trade families? :)

  75. Re:yuo=moran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at all the redundant "use a firewall" replies. It's painfully obvious that the tard should have done a google search or thought twice before wasting everyone's time. Can you even do math?

  76. C'mon Mods..... by lotrtrotk · · Score: 1

    The parent isn't Flaimbait.... it's Funny!

    The topic is one that should be on a help forum. Not on slashdot. If anything is flaimbait, it's the topic itsself.

  77. spyware by vineet000 · · Score: 0

    I dont know how many days it will last, but I have seen a "working" albeit slow laptop with around 1500 pieces of spyware, as detected by spybot/adaware....thats some serious laptop courage.

  78. NSA reccomends you use standalone updaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of people here saying "just use a firewall". That's not good enough. A firewall only protects against direct attacks from the outside. If there are any other PC's on that network behind the firewall which have been infected (maybe via email, web or Sony) those machines may be scanning the network looking for machines to attack. Firewalls are useless against this threat and you are still at risk.

    NSA reccomends you download standalone updates on a seperate trusted machine, check the hash of what you downloaded to make sure it's the hash you expected, then burn it onto a cd. Update the computer using the CD before connecting the machine to any kind of network.

  79. One Major Detail by woolio · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the Win XP firewall by default allow several things such as UPNP, etc....

    A lot of that crap has had some major security flaws...

    Just "enabling the firewall" isn't enough... This guy needs to go and make sure nothing is let in...

  80. chump! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    He got shot at so you can sit on your ass?

    Are you buying into the whole "Protecting your Freedom TM" thing?

    If "Freedom" means "Cheap Oil", and you voluntarily buy into that arguement, you should enlist. See how hollow your praise is.

    Or maybe you'd actually *enjoy* driving around a foreign country killing its citizens? (not *insurgents*, citizens. You know, people? humans?)

    view and enjoy:
    http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/11/27.html#a607 6

  81. Dude, plug it in.... by Dominic+Burns · · Score: 1

    ...it's a Microsoft operating system. It doesn't matter.

    Oh, hang on, I'm drunk and you didn't mention Microsoft.

    In that case, plug it in, dude. It's an operating system. It doesn't matter.

    HTH

  82. Use Linux! by sega01 · · Score: 1

    windows is horribly insecure, but aslong as you have av, as and sp2 on you should be alright. my main recomendation would be to use linux, some people have unupdated, clean, and unhacked boxes that have been running for the past 5 years, its a very secure os. perhaps get firefox to replace ie aswell, 1.5 just came out and its much better than ie, quick updates and tabbed browsing; and unlike ie its not integrated directly into windows.

  83. About 16 minutes by Mordant · · Score: 3, Informative

    according to SANS.

  84. Re:FP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fail it again, Malda.

  85. it's simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since i got a hardware router some years ago, i never installed any windows updates again that i didn't really need to run a new application or hardware.
    this router was and still is all that protects me from the internet.
    risky? well my computer probably is an easy target but my network isn't. and since it's not a laptop i don't care.
    in the last five years i had no single virus/worm/whatever on my pc...

  86. Don't listen to any CDs until you update by PlanetX+00 · · Score: 1

    Do NOT play any Sony CDs until you get an update!! :-P

  87. Other destructive force by GaryOlson · · Score: 1
    Sand. Forget the software, clean out the hardware. If you have a standard laptop, disassemble the unit and blow all the sand out: fan, CPU cooler, air intake channels, keyboard, etc. Sand is one of the most physically abrasive and destructive items to get pulled thru an air cooled PC. Don't just blow air thru the laptop while fully assembled! You will have just sandblasted a random component inside the laptop.

    Some laptops are easy to disassemble, some are hard. Call your laptop manufacturers tech support and ask them to walk you thru the procedure. I suggest you visit your local Fry's first and get a 7 piece set of jewelers/eyeglass/laptop repair screwdrivers with chip puller. (the chip puller is useful for removing those ingenious cable connecters which don't have pull straps -- specifically power connectors to the CPU fan.)

    --
    Every mans' island needs an ocean; choose your ocean carefully.
  88. Hey! over 62% of the USA oppose the war now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You right-wing anti-science GOP extremists are the anti-american cowards.
    Normal people all oppose Bush's war.

    1. Re:Hey! over 62% of the USA oppose the war now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I grow up I want to be a triangle

  89. Not really that bad by ssuppe · · Score: 1

    Everyone here is freaking out. Reinstall is the same as not having updated in 9 months. Everyone who said make sure you do it behind a hardware firewall ain't kidding. Other than that, no need to re-install unless you think there's something on it (which isn't likely, seeing as you haven't connected it in 9 months!)
    Steve

  90. Firewall is a must by gallwapa · · Score: 1

    Turn on your windows firewall before connecting the network cable. For pre-SP1, right click your network connection, goto properties. Click advanced, and check the box. Alternatively, with SP2, there is a WINDOWS FIREWALL in the control panel. Once patched, using Firefox (or any non-ActiveX laden browser) will alliviate most major concerns about sites being able to rape your machine(or execute arbitrary code!)

  91. Deeply Wrong by NickFortune · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What you do is:
    sudo su -
    emerge sync
    emerge -avuD world
    I thought everyone knew that ;)
    --
    Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!
    1. Re:Deeply Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You what?

      "su -" is the command to switch to root.
      sudo executes a command as another user, usually root.

      Therefore "sudo su -" is redundant. Use one or the other.

      i.e. "sudo emerge sync" etc

    2. Re:Deeply Wrong by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      It's not redundant at all. It may be a little sloppy, admittedly.

      Think about it.

      --
      Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!
    3. Re:Deeply Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Therefore "sudo su -" is redundant. Use one or the other.

      It is not redundant at all. The command "sudo su -" allows one to login as root without knowing or typing root's password.

    4. Re:Deeply Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more specifically -- It runs root *LOGIN* shell, as opposed to a plain root shell. The normal sudo -s just gives you a plain root shell.

    5. Re:Deeply Wrong by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      What you do is:

              sudo su -

      Bah! Young punks. You're all c00l and running sudo and the like. but you're still not fully qualifying the binary!!

      One of the coolest local unix hacks I've ever seen is to co-opt the integrity of which su (or sudo) you're actually running, and inject a password sniffer. [ Admittedly, usually more of a social engineering hack ]

      You would be shocked at the number (about 99% by my observations) of people who never fully specify /bin/su(do) and can get burned. (I had a co-worker who took particular pleasure in this.)

      Ever since someone handed me my password on a slip of paper I've always fully qualified the path to su(do). (Of course, this presupposes someone hasn't overwritten that, but you can only do so much.)
      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    6. Re:Deeply Wrong by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      or used ptrace to jail your shell through your login script............

      --
      note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
  92. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by kimvette · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I would like to apologise for the anonymous idiot who has no appreciation for your bravery and dedication to preserving the anonymous idiot's inalienable constitutional right to be an anonymous idiot.

    --
    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  93. Buy a Broadband router by topham · · Score: 2, Informative

    Buy a broadband router.

    Since it naturally acts as a NAT gateway it will prevent 98% of exploits that can be initiated remotely.

    hook up the computer and go through the update process for windows, and your antivirus software. (I would do windows updates first as it is entirely possible the anti-virus updates may require some of the patches too. especially if they are a few months old.)

    Then after you've installed all your updates and you can safely leave the computer up and browse the Internet head on over to Red Hat, or some other Linux.... kidding... somewhat.

    Buy a mac. Easier, and they have very nice laptops.

  94. in the same boat by internetizen · · Score: 1

    I am actually updating an old computer that hasn't been online for about 10 months when it has been in storage as we speak. It is a old PII 400 laptop running Windows 2000 SP4. (had to try 10 different passwords before I can log on..) Since this is pretty much a work computer for web and general Office stuff it has not been to any "funny" sites or anything. I am behind a Netgear router/"firewall" First thing I did was Windows UPdate. Gave me about 21 updates (about 25 mbs worth) and after reboot. I reinstalled Firefox (it was running 1.0), and I am pretty much good to go. The computer is too slow to be bothered with anti-virus programs and really, if you don't do anything stupid online. ("Lindsay Lohan nip slip CLICK HERE!!!") you are fine.

  95. Re:nothing like a left-wing zealot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    nothing like a left-wing zealot To completely avoid the point of the war.

    So what was the point of the war? To divide Iraq up into an ethnic homeland ripe for ethnic atrocities in the north, an Islamic fundamentalist theocracy with close ties to Iran in the south, and a lawless region of people who think the USA destroyed their coutry and their livelihood in the west?

    You right-wing zealots always talk like there was a point to the war but you never actually specify what the point was in precise language. You wave your hands and claim that somehow the threshold for going to war was reached but you never specify precisely what that threshold is or provide solid factual evidence that the threshold was reached.

    But hey, it's ok, we know you types are anti-American cowards, perfectly willing to sell your nation up the river for a temporary political gain.

    So provide clear factual evidence that the USA is or would be "up the river" because of what left-wing zealots want. And what political gain are left-wing zealots getting anyway? You really think that people who opposed the Iraq war support people like John Kerry?

  96. No such thing as enough time by nukeade · · Score: 1

    I built my brother a computer about a year ago and he was deployed to Iraq 4 months ago. When one of my systems died 2 nights ago, I set up his as a replacement. The first thing I did was get the Windows updates for the last 4 months (he religiously updated his system). Before the updates finished downloading, an internet worm had already infected the system. If it's a Windows computer, you might want to download the updates separately and put them on a CD.

    ~Ben

  97. Keyloggers are a big problem by LM741N · · Score: 1

    If you haven't been on the internet in a long time it is something you should be aware of. I thought I was a sophisticated XP user. I have ZoneAlarm, never click on anything in emails, and only install software from reputable companies. But I recently found a keylogger on my system. I forget what it was called, but it captures AOL logins. Fortunately, long ago I stopped using Windows for any online-banking, ecommerce, or anything else that has a password. For those I use FreeBSD with a good ipfilter ruleset.

    I

  98. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh... what the hell? Do you also assume all Germans are evil because of Hitler? Are all English and Spanish evil for slaughtering the Natives of North America? If you have a problem take it up with who the problem is with, not a normal everyday guy just doing his job.

  99. That's way too long. by rawg · · Score: 1

    Oh my gosh, you should through it away right now and go buy a Mac or Linux box. Don't even try to fix it because once you fix it, it will break in an hour.

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  100. Re:you sound like a candidate for web-only service by passingNotes.com · · Score: 1

    but he commented, "but as I get closer to coming back to the States and my broadband connection, I'm beginning to wonder what the life expectancy of my PC will be." - hence my comment. ALL of the ideas above and below are useless for somebody confined to govPC protocols and access restrictions...

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  101. What does PC mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a PC get infected? Is this PC running Micro$oft? Is this PC running OpenBSD? Is it running x86 Solaris? Is it running Linux? Is it running FreeBSD? Is it running NetBSD? Is it running BeOS? Is it running the HURD? Just what "PC" are they talking about.

  102. killer go home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have no job in Iraq. You are a fascist and we couldn't care less about your pc...

    1. Re:killer go home by Syats · · Score: 0, Troll

      It is most interesing.

      He's making a living in Iraq. That is, he's making a living out of either destruction of a country, or reconstruction of that country after it was destroyed with bombs made/used probably by his same empoloyer. And he's worrying about his computer being vulnerable? Why didn't he worried about the thousands who've been vulnerable after loosing their homes and jobs when a bomb hit them?

      And some people talk about US soldiers protecting Americans! It's allways very amusing how Americans belive the 5h17 fed to them by their goverment. Protecting Americans could be done, for example, by promt evacuation of risk areas in case of a hurracaine warning. I don't see how killing thousands, putting a country on it's knees, and then taking away all it's oil has anything to do with protecting Americans.

      Indeed, we couldn't care less about your pc. And those out there who lost their homes and families agree with me.

      Shame on you.

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  103. you should be ok with almost any period by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    the firewall shouldn't need updating unless a bug is found and even when they do they are pretty rarely exploited anyway.

    the AV is just a second line of defense if your firewall crashes or you do something stupid or you download code from dubious sources its a non-issue if you are just connecting.

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  104. What the Windows XP Firewall Blocks by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the Win XP firewall by default allow several things such as UPNP, etc....

    No. The WinXP SP1 firewall by default blocks UPNP, windows file and printer sharing, and most windows components you woulnd't want recieving connections from the internet. None of the major self-propigating exploits would have been possible if the WinXP firewall was on by default, even in SP1 form.

    The SP2 firewall block all incomming services by default, prompting the user to allow them or not. The SP2 firewall does not block outgoing connections as most standalone firewalls do, but we aren't concerned about outgoing connections. We're concerned something might connect to use to infect us, hack us, etc before we can get the windows updates.

  105. Re:EAT SHIT FUCKSTAIN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot.

  106. State Approaching Extinction by lousyd · · Score: 1
    What's the lifecycle of [...] a state approaching extinction

    Iraq should last another couple of years, I'd guess.

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  107. emerge -a by palironsat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why waste all that brainpower typing in the same command twice. Or pressing the up arrow key? emerge -uvDa world Plus it saves you all that time that it would take to recalculate dependencies!

  108. Or get it baselined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you can get your laptop baselined, then you can hook it to the nipr. . .

  109. SP2 by h4rryc4ry · · Score: 1

    You can download SP2 from Microsoft and burn it to a disc for easy install without connecting to the net. http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?Fa milyID=049c9dbe-3b8e-4f30-8245-9e368d3cdb5a&displa ylang=en/

  110. priorities by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    god bless you.
    Just get back here alive, then update.
    yes there is always some fresh Improvised Explosive Data lurking on random pages and attachments every week but as careful as you seem to be about stuff like that, you'd notice if you got infected....you DO have your firewall set to squawk if unexpected outbound traffic crops up, right?

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  111. Firewall - is the answer by amcuri · · Score: 1

    Make sure you are behind a firewall. This should be enough until you can get all the updates. BTW,acoording to a couple of network security studies, a fresh copy of windows xp without any updates will be infested with virus/malwares/etc in about 5 minutes in unprotected network.

  112. lol what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're in Iraq and you're worried about your laptop getting infected when you come back? Maybe you should worry about if you will live to be infected first. I'm sorry, but if I were in Iraq getting infected over broadband when I get home would not even be on my top 100 priority list. What the fuck, man?

  113. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ...dedication to preserving the anonymous idiot's inalienable constitutional right to be an anonymous idiot.

    I suppose you believe in unicorns too? I mean how far up your butt did you have to reach to pull out the belief that people would be unable to post anonymously on slashdot if the the USA hadn't invaded Iraq? Are you really so mind bogglingly stupid that you believe that?

    If you are that stupid. I'd like to see you string together a credible scenario based on solid observable facts in which a decision by the Bush administration to not invade Iraq would have resulted in people losing the ability to post anonymously on slashdot.

  114. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    While the GP was being a major jerk by posting that, your contention that military action in Iraq preserves the rights of Americans is higly pretentious. You don't even know if the GP was an American.

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  115. I dunno, I don't worry about it too much by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    You apparently know at least more then the average computer user, so you shouldn't worry about it. I never really worry about it. I've plugged unpatched XP boxes to the Internet and done updates and such, downloaded SP2, etc. I've never really had any trouble. That's not to say you won't get something, but all the "Windows machines hacked in 6 minutes" seems overrated to me. I just don't see it happening under normal "non-major outbreak" days.

    Obviously, I wouldn't LEAVE it unpatched and unprotected, but for just awhile so you can download updates, software, etc. Never had any trouble. I don't let the paranoia get to me.

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  116. FYI by geekoid · · Score: 1

    You can create programs that don't appear in the system list, without a root kit.

    Not that I doubt your virus free.
    I only run a virus check weekly, and I have yet to turn up anything.

    I wish I could remove this anti-virus software from my system at work, it is a huge pain in the butt. Stupid bloatware.

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  117. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of an everyday job is invading another country and then torturing and killing the inhabitants? Fucking brain dead animals might consider it a job, but to most people it's an outrage.

  118. permanent fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Format harddrive. Install Xandros.

  119. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by ZiakII · · Score: 1

    What kind of an everyday job is invading another country and then torturing and killing the inhabitants? Fucking brain dead animals might consider it a job, but to most people it's an outrage.

    Why I'm going to bother wasting my time replying to this is beyond me..... I'm in the USMC so I guess that would be my "everyday job" as you called it. However my everyday job is running a server, troubleshooting and providing network support in the USMC.... so if that's an outrage to you defiantly don't belong on Slashdot. Contary to the popular belief of some people in here, the miltary don't go around invading a country and killing random people to there need. If a Teacher hit a kid do you think all teachers go around hitting other kids? The people who think all teachers like that are

    Fucking brain dead animals

  120. Default Exploits in Box by tom6a · · Score: 1

    Matt Vea wrote an interesting article about the security vulnerabilities you have with an OS out of the box. He covers just about all the OS's out there and incrementally patches them. Although the article is over a year old I think you will be suprised with how many holes there are on a system that hasn't been patched in awhile. http://www.omninerd.com/2004/08/30/articles/11

  121. Do your security updates before you do anthing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a never "too long" of an time to update your system software.
    First of all is get an good hardware firewall and most DSL and cable routers have them built-in so prevent the junk from most of world hitting your system. First update your operating system and then your anti-virus program and definitions.

  122. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it on this topic, only the slimiest of trolls who come out of the woodwork to show how slimy they are?

  123. It is the users by revengance · · Score: 1

    You can stay online for a long time provided that you follow certain basic guidelines
    (1) Have a NAT in front of the computer. That is the most important
    (2) Do not install unknown programs. For very obvious reasons.
    (3) Do not use IE. IE was the biggest headache previously. I always get spyware whenever I run it.
    (4) Do not use Outlook. I prefer webbased email anyway since I have like only 7 computers between work and home.

    Following all these, my windows xp sp2 machine had not been patch since... sp2? Of course I upgrade my firefox version time and again, but then it not due to those supposed vulnerabilities which I rate as low importance. I even go without enable my AVG virus scanner for long period of time. I only run it once in a while to make sure that my system are indeed virus free.

  124. Download the hotfixes from another computer by syukton · · Score: 1

    Download the hotfixes from another computer and burn them to a CD or copy them to a USB drive. See this thread on the Microsoft Software Forum Network for a list of the hotfixes currently out in the wild:

    http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?showtopic=3188 6

    The page also lists the switches to specify to do a silent install, so once you've downloaded them all you can create a batch file to install them all, put the hotfixes and the batch file in a folder on a CD, insert CD, execute, get a snack, come back, your machine is now secure. huzzah!

    Tip: If you have super sed ( http://sed.sf.net/grabbag/ssed/sed-3.59.zip ) Then you can make this batch file pretty easily. All of the hotfixes released after service pack 2 support the /q /n and /z switches (except the mailicious software removal tool, which isn't really a "hotfix" per se). So put all the hotfixes in one folder, open a command prompt and then navigate to that folder and then get your i/o redirection groove on:

    dir /b *.exe | ssed -e "s,$, /q /n /z," > InstallHotfixSilent.cmd

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  125. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by daveschroeder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    While it's pointless to argue the degrees of separation between one US military action in particular, and one individual person's right to say something, you're missing the point.

    Not only that, but you're missing one huge point here: slashdot is an *American site*.

    Think slashdot would survive as-is in, say, China, or Iran, or countless other nations, including many in the mideast?

    Didn't think so.

    The point is that whether you personally agree or not with the current US administration's strategy in Iraq, the US and its might is generally aimed at preserving the rights we hold dear. And along with that is the lifestyle that contributes to the power the United States has; power which is needed to protect our national status, or interests, our allies, and economy, and, ultimately, our rights.

    This isn't to say that every action is "right" by everyone's opinion and standards, and this isn't to say that you personally have to agree with it. This also isn't to say that people acting in the name of the United States haven't done terrible things. But if you believe the United States doesn't work, *overall*, as a force for good in this world, then we see two very different pictures. And yes, I'm aware of just about every single anecdote about some US evil you could trot out here to "prove" me wrong. Trust me. But that's what's called "not seeing the forest for the trees". If you want to cherry pick things the US has done wrong and ignore any positive influence, by all means, be my guest. That, too, is your protected right.

    People can sit there and talk about how the US is going down some totalitarian path or about how Bush is the biggest danger the world has ever faced and a bunch of other Orwellian-style hyperbole, but the fact is, it's not true. And the "path" people think the US is going down isn't actually indicative of any real substantive change: it's more indicative of the fact that we have a free flow of information that can keep us awash in every single thing the US does the globe over instantly. Nothing has changed, but our access to the information.

    Of course, some people will ALWAYS be anti-US, anti-military, anti-authority, anti-police, anti-capitalism, anti-corporate, anti-Christian, and anti-everything else, and the beauty is that they can do that in the US without fear of retribution[1].

    [1] Converting to radical Islam, changing your name, traveling to Afghanistan to train alongside the Taliban and Wahabbists in terrorist training camps, maintaining direct ties with known terrorists and terror funding groups, and then planning and openly declaring intentions to detonate a radiological dirty bomb in downtown Chicago does not constitute "dissent".

  126. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With your spelling competence, I'm not surprised that the only job you could find was in the military. Get turned down by McDonald's? Join the USMC!

  127. why not upgrade? by belmolis · · Score: 1

    It sounds like this would be a good time to upgrade to Linux or FreeBSD. That will take care of your security worries. And since you're deployed for operation Iraqi Freedom, it seems especially appropriate to liberate your OS. :)

  128. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Ahh. MY favorite spelling nazi.

    I have a question for ya, It seems that everyone else in the slashdot compunity had no problem reading and comprehending his post. Why is it that a well educated grammar nazi can't. Is there some gene that makes you better then the rest? I guess not seeing how a couple spelling mistakes causes you so much pain. Is there some inherant IQ problem with the spelling nazi? I guess not seeing how everyone else could understand the post without writing some bable trying to degrade the poster.

    Ah, thats it. You dislike the poster (*for whatever reason) and didn't have the currage to actualy corect his spelling mistakes so you decided to complain about somehtign. Maybe you are the manager of MCdonalds and that why he didn't get the job? well good luck. Maybe you could post back and really tell us whats up your ass.

  129. Do what i do by westyvw · · Score: 1

    I have 3 windows machines that havnt been updated in YEARS. And they wont be. They simply dont go on the internet, that simple. Install linux as a seperate partition and use that for online surfing, problem (and future problems) solved. BTW the side effect of this is that you find yourself rarely using windows, and when you do you realize just how god awful it really is.

  130. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Were did he say anyhtign about iraq being the reason for being able to post anonymously? He didn't. Trees, meet the forest.

    What he said is that in other countries, slashdot would be able to exist as it is today. Tell me it would exist in China or even England were free speech is a gift from the law or crown. The military helps the US and others keep these freedoms.

    I remeber some international treaties a while back that would have limited free speech. It would have made stuff posted on the internet open to whatever internetional law that was availible. You could have effectivly been prosecuted in China for posting something in france from america and be held for it. We didn't sign on ot it and we were not pressured to do so like they presure third world nations to sign treaties. Why?, because of the military.

    To spell it out in regular words. The GP said we enjoy what we do because we have a military that has done the things it has done. Not that the things by the military are done just so we can enjoy what we do. Iraq doesn't have anyhtign to do with this except it is one more thing being done.

    Reasons for Iraq and it's effects are more complicated then can be discussed here. You are benifiting from them if you live in the US so we will leave it at that.

  131. not "regular guys" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > In short, they're regular guys with a shitty job that they're not allowed to quit.

    Regular guys?

    You mean the ones torturing Iraqis in Abu Grhaib?

    Or the ones torturing people in the secret prisons in Eastern Europe?

    Or the ones bombing the homes of Iraqi civilians?

    Or all the others who destroyed an *entire fucking country* that had done nothing to them? The ones who killed a hundred thousand Iraqis?

    Those "regular guys?"

    Some "regular guys". The rest of the world looks at them with absolute contempt, and we do not give a flying fuck what happens to their computers.

    You are the kind of person that defended napalming schoolchildren in Vietnam because they were just "poor fuckers doing their job".

    Bullshit. Flat out, undiluted bullshit. There are some things that cannot be justified by "it's just my job".

  132. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Rei · · Score: 0, Troll

    a force for good

    The majority of the world disagrees with you on this. Heck, the majority of the world, according to polls, would rather have *China* of all countries dominating world affairs than America - that's how sick of our international policy they are. Agree or disagree with their stance, this is what the world views. They do *not* see the US as a "positive influence" as a whole.

    any real substantive change

    Name an political issue - odds are, the US stance has changed. Bracketted taxation policy? Changed. Global warming stance? Changed. Containment vs. invasion? Partially changed (sorry people, Clinton was no angel there! Just not as wide-scale). Abortion? Changed. Gay rights? Changed. Social services? Changed. Military funding? Changed. Nuclear weapons development? Changed. Need I keep on going? American policy, domestic and foreign, has radically shifted in the past decade.

    declared intention to detonate

    You're obviously referring to Padilla, but you obviously don't know more than what you've heard the Bush administration and their echo box state (don't knee-jerk reaction that sentence - read on). Like on almost all issues, they're being incredibly deceptive - I suggest that you read the actual indictment. There's not a mention of anything about a dirty bomb or even al-Qaeda. The indictment is about him being part of a group of five men organizing volunteers to go fight overseas, of which he played only a minor part.

    Just par for the course, really.

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  133. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by 808140 · · Score: 1

    Dude, have you ever heard the expression, "Don't feed the trolls?" You're making yourself look like an idiot.

    YHBT, HAND.

  134. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Rei · · Score: 1

    As for me, I support at least, like, half our troops.

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  135. Use ZoneAlarm before connecting by ByteMangler_242 · · Score: 1

    1) Use a different computer
    2) go to http://www.zonelabs.com/
    3) resist the many links to ZoneAlarm Pro that you will be offered
    4) Get standard ZoneAlarm which is free
    5) Burn installer to CD or use USB stick to transfer to laptop
    6) Install on laptop
    7) Connect to web, and be paranoid about what you allow to connect, Deny most everything, but do not choose "always do this".
    8) If something vital fails to work, it needed the Internet. Since you did not check "always do this", you can do the same thing again and be asked again about connecting. Let it through this time.
    9) Download your updates with relative security.

    Works for me anyway, the one time I skipped ZoneAlarm before connecting, I got a OS dialog informing me my "registry was corrupt" and they could fix it if only I visited their site. This was XP SP1 and about 12 minutes online while I was downloading patches from M$...

    PS - Thanks for your service. You fought for me, the least I can do is help you fight spyware and other digital nastiness...

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  136. Back In The Real World by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    You bought your laptop. You updated and installed antivirus software and antivirus update immediately?

    And that was good enough?

    If immediate updating and accepting exposure simply during the duration of updating then was good enough for you, what's changed? I trust you're going to update your anti virus definitions and windows updates before doing anything else? How is this really all that different to that period?

    If anything, you've at least got anti virus software running now, albeit 9 months behind the times, that you likely didn't have when you bought the laptop.

    Yes, there's a risk. I'm not going to pretend there isn't. The point is, it's no different a risk to the one you've taken in the past.

    If you want, sure, go buy a hardware firewall (honestly, they're so cheap it's hard to justify not doing so). Install Linux instead of Windows. Make sure it's a nice secure flavor. Close off all the ports you don't specifically need. Maybe even build a first Linux box to act as a second firewall between your hardware firewall and your main Linux box. Patch daily, etc.

    Alternatively that's all a pain in the ass and simply doing an initial update puts you at no more risk than you've already accepted in the past. The $50 firewall options make sense in terms of cost vs. reward but, beyond that, the main point remains:

    An initial update is no worse than (and possibly quite a bit more secure than) the one I'm assuming you did when you first bought the laptop. If it was good enough then, what's changed?

    Of course, high IQ, obsessive compulsive, geek types who get warm fuzzy feelings about complex solutions probably won't agree as it's a far less exciting or obsessive method. But it doesn't change that it was good enough for you in the past, does it?

  137. Re: Make your time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C:\Progra~1\Narrator: In A.D. 2005, teh computar was slowening.

    Captain: What happen ?
    Mechanic: Somebody set up us the rootkit.

    Operator: We get signal.
    Captain: What !
    Operator: Blue screen turn on.
    Captain: It's you !!
    $sys$CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
    $sys$CATS: All your privacy are belong to us.
    $sys$CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
    Captain: What you say !!
    $sys$CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    $sys$CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

    Operator: Captain !!
    Captain: Take off every 'CableModem'!!
    Captain: You know what you doing.
    Captain: Move 'CableModem'.
    Captain: For great justice.

  138. Weeks... by justinchudgar · · Score: 1

    A while ago I unburied an old dual Pentium Pro monster; and, for the hell of it I tried to install Windows 2000 Server on it. Got the RAID array rebuilt, the OS installed, and the system hanging out connectected to the 'net between the external bridge and the firewall's WAN port. Done because this beast was not allowed in the house and the easiest way to get ethernet to the garage was unprotected. I proceeded to lose interest in it for a few weeks; and, though I could RDP into it from the outside at will, there was nothing unpleasant on it at all. This is with the OS only, no ISA server, no AV software, nothing but a basic Admin account password. Of course, the system was not being browsed on, used as a mail client, anything; but, I do question the premise that just an IP connection is a sure road to malware hell.

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  139. Welcome back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As has been said: use a hardware firewall a software firewall and patch your system to the latest programs/OS updates.

    Welcome back!

    And BTW to add to that, I would recommend loading linux/getting a mac/or loading FreeBSD... it makes all the problems of just going online automagically go away. ;)

  140. How long without updates by QuestorTapes · · Score: 1

    If the system has been hardened and unnecessary services and features diabled, it can go months, even years without a patch or update. If the system is configured according to "consumer defaults" a few days may be too long.

    As others have indicated, update ASAP when you return. If you need certain specific service packs or anti virus updates, you can also download them onto another machine (perhaps a friend's) which has been updated all along, and run them from CD before connecting to the net.

    A properly hardened system is immune to the vast majority of exploits; a system which hasn't been hardened isn't necessarily safe even if updated daily.

  141. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by greginnj · · Score: 1
    I'd like to see you string together a credible scenario based on solid observable facts in which a decision by the Bush administration to not invade Iraq would have resulted in people losing the ability to post anonymously on slashdot.
    Oh, hey, I like this game! I don't see where GP said anything about Iraq, but for the sake of playing 'consequences':

    1. Observable fact #1: The Bush administration is willing to accuse Iraq of a lot of crimes for which they have found no evidence, even after occupying the country for several years (nuclear arms, al Qaeda cooperation, etc.)

    2. Observable fact #2: The Bush administration is willing to turn the US into an economically segregated National Security State in order to meet its goals. (tax cuts for rich, benefits cuts for poor, patriot act, detention of American citizens without charge for years, etc).

    Now, given those two observable facts, and your hypothesis that Bush decided not to invade Iraq (good thing you didn't ask me to come up with a credible explanation for that, that would have been tough) we can conclude:

    Any event that results in harm to the US (Hurricane Katrina, Wilma, Red Sox victories, etc) could easily be blamed on Iraq, even without evidence. The search for 'fellow travelers' in the USA heats up, as the Bush administration tries desperately to locate the Secret Al-Qaeda Hurricane-causing Technology -- Before It Strikes Again! Clearly, the solution is to reduce civil liberties, So We Can Stop The Terrorists. Anonymous activity of all kinds, including posting to Slashdot, is outlawed, so people who foment discord by posting ridiculous hypotheticals can more easily be caught and convicted, and perhaps even charged and tried in court as well.
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  142. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by daveschroeder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The majority of the world disagrees with you on this. Heck, the majority of the world, according to polls, would rather have *China* of all countries dominating world affairs than America - that's how sick of our international policy they are. Agree or disagree with their stance, this is what the world views. They do *not* see the US as a "positive influence" as a whole.

    Yes. And this is reflects an "anyone but the US" mentality. Similar to the "anyone but Bush" mentality in the last US election. And wishing that *China* were in charge, as it were, of world affairs isn't reflective of anything but the wholesale ignorance of the person or entity that wishes it.

    Name an political issue - odds are, the US stance has changed. Bracketted taxation policy? Changed. Global warming stance? Changed. Containment vs. invasion? Partially changed (sorry people, Clinton was no angel there! Just not as wide-scale). Abortion? Changed. Gay rights? Changed. Social services? Changed. Military funding? Changed. Nuclear weapons development? Changed. Need I keep on going? American policy, domestic and foreign, has radically shifted in the past decade.

    Decade? Well, I don't know who would have been responsible for it then, unless you're one of those people who think the Democrats and Republicans are just as bad as each other (and that's fine if you are; just making a statement).

    And you and I have an extremely different view of what "radically shifted" means. The shifts in the last "decade", or any recent timeframe, whatever you believe them to be, are no different than any shifts that have occurred over the lifetime of the country. I realize you *think* they're far more drastic (at the hands of religious fundamentalists and conservatives, no doubt, since we've never had those in this country before!), but they're not. And any individual, specific, marked policy changes have a hell of a lot more context than you're giving them here.

    Bracketted taxation? I'm not sure exactly what you're getting at here, but this could serve as a reminder. The difference is even more dramatic today.

    Global warming? How has the global warming stance "changed"? Are we now for it? And before you say "well, they're certainly not against it", I'd remind you that smacks of the same ignorance some would paint a "you're either with us or against us" statement. The stance on global warming is simple and straightforward: we will not sacrifice beyond a certain threshold of negative economic impact as long as other nations, like the ever-popular China, are exempted from large portions of international guidelines.

    Abortion? Just because a jurist believes that abortion isn't strictly and explicitly guaranteed in the Constitution (and I personally have no earthly idea how it could be) doesn't automatically make abortion "illegal". Roe v Wade is such a charged topic, but it is Constitutionally shaky, and has been ever since it was ruled. It was a horrid bastardization of the Court's role, taking the easy way out on a question that doesn't have easy answers. While I am not anti-abortion, I don't call myself "pro-choice". Because no matter how much someone would claim it, it's not only and exclusively about the "rights" of the woman.

    Gay rights? How have they changed? Do gays have less rights because some ridiculous local and state legislatures pass resolutions defining marriage as exactly what it is, namely, the union of a man and a woman? How have any rights been rolled back? From a strictly legal perspective, gays have the same "rights" as any person: they can marry a person of the opposite sex. But the problem is that the state never should have been involved in "marriage" in the first place, between any two persons. Legal union? Yes. Civil union? Sure. Whatever they want to call it. And no, the gay marriage issue is nothing like the interracial marriage issue. Interracial marriage was a civil rights issue. Gay marriage is attempting t

  143. Iraq had plenty of firewall by Ra.Ma.Kri · · Score: 1

    All laptops that are used in Iraq don't need any protection. There will always be a wall of fire around you. That is what they called Firewall.

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  144. Still Reading? by NastyGnat · · Score: 1

    If you are, I was in much th same situation as you were. 12 months over there and getting updates was hard. If you get over there around balad AFB, PM me and I can get you some inside info on where to get updates, if the layout hasn't changed that much since April.

    With that said, like everyone else said, get behind a firewall. Let autoupdates run, update AV and spyware defs, and then just to be safe, get off the network and scan away.

    If it weren't for that genuine advantage stuff you could probably go to the corporate deployment section of windows updates and get the patches saved to a jump drive. Of course if you're hopping around those segovia sat connections your time will probably run out before you could get one update saved.

    One last option, go to the education center and hang out there alot. Eventually the teacher will give you the go-ahead to do some upadtes, if they are pretty cool. Of course if you are really near getting home, don't worry about it, stay safe, and get back over here in one piece!

    take care!

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  145. Service Pack ! Synonym for Military and dead by Ra.Ma.Kri · · Score: 1

    The guy is a soldier and he comes back from service. That is what they call the chore of working for US military. They pack them to Iraq or Iran or wherever the Defence industry tells the president to go to. Service Pack ! How many services one can get? According to the caretaker industry, you get only one. One service per person. Laptop should get a servic pack ! Cool !

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  146. I still have blaster you insensitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops, this isn't a poll

    Anyway, some field user comes in , hooks up his laptop to the LAN and *Poof* Snort find's him in about 10 seconds.

    Windows 2000 sp2 - no anti virus - guy's got blaster and then some: a wretched hive of scum and villainy his laptop was.

  147. The Answer Guy says: by TheAnswerGuy · · Score: 1

    Four weeks, three days, six hours, twenty-two minutes and fifty-four seconds.

  148. What the hell are you worried about? by elmurado · · Score: 1

    You've been in IRAQ and you're worried about a VIRUS on your box? You have balls of steel my friend...

  149. Try using a public proxy? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    1. Get behind a firewall/router

    2. Configure your IE to use a public Squid proxy to download MS updates (I have my own Squid setup at home - and also a portable vmware Squid server - which also blocks ads and other nasty content.)

    --Note: You will want to set this up in advance, since registration can take up to (4) hours; but in my case it was pretty quick.

    http://www.ircache.net/FAQ/
    ( See section 2.2, and especially 2.5 )
    http://www.ircache.net/ == Full frames version

    --You have to send them your email, then it auto-registers you; it will be necessary to enter a username and password to authenticate yourself to the cache initially before you can browse. BTW, it doesn't handle secure connections; this is mentioned in the FAQ section 3.4. But it should be a good additional buffer against outside attacks.

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  150. Re: MS-Windows 95 in the 21st Century by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1

    I have a similar setup, except that I did install all of the IE updates (but I also closed the loopholes like port 195 (or whatever it was (the DCOM external port)), etc., and I don't use IE itself to surf the web (Moz + Junkbuster)).
    Also, I have all scripting disabled, including JavaScript/ECMAScript, which appears to be responsible for 99.99999999% of Mozilla bugs.
    My machine has never been infected (well, I accidentally installed some spyware in 2001 or 2002, but I was able to remove it without any problems), and I have never had to reinstall MS-Windows 95.

    It's entirely possible for you to have an infection-free machine running 20th-century software, as long as you don't do anything stupid, and as long as you have all of the risky bits (e.g., scripting) turned off.

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  151. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Were did he say anyhtign about iraq being the reason for being able to post anonymously?

    Duh. He said that some US soldier killing people in Iraq was the reason that people can post anonymously.

    The military helps the US and others keep these freedoms.

    Here's somthing you right-wing nut jobs are too stupid to get. Having a military prevents the USA from being invaded and occupied which might protect American freedom if the occupiers set up a government that was less free.

    But, listen closely, here's the tricky bit, attacking other coutries does not protect US freedom. Not since the revolutionary war has the United States fought in a war where the freedom of Americans was actually at stake. And don't give me some BS about WWII - once Germany attacked Russia it was inevitable that they were going to be defeated - and all Japan wanted was control of the Pacific.

    And now here's the really tricky bit. The US military has as much right to protect freedom in other countries and the military in other countries has to protect the freedom of people in the USA. If it's morally OK for the USA to attack other countries to give them freedom then it is morally OK for other countries to attack the USA to give it freedom.

    You are benifiting from them if you live in the US so we will leave it at that.

    Ha Ha Ha! You really can reach far up your ass!

    So you are such an arrogant piece of shit that you think you know what everyone else in the world wants. Get this. You don't.

    You don't know what my values are and what I want so you have no fucking idea whether I benefit from Iraq. And just in case you are too dumb to get it. What is the USA is doing in Iraq is totally incompatible with my values and goals.

  152. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

    And wishing that *China* were in charge, as it were, of world affairs isn't reflective of anything but the wholesale ignorance of the person or entity that wishes it.

    There's a term used to describe people who believe "if anyone disagrees with me, even the majority of people in the world, then they're automatically wrong." It's 'hubris'. Did you even stop and consider that perhaps they might have valid views backing that up, or did you just instinctively assume "they must all be ignorant"?

    decade

    An arbitrary time point just to demonstrate the degree of change. The most extreme example's required time period depends on the specific issue - for example, top tax brackets would be compared to the period from World War II to the late 1960s, when they were almost 90% (they fell to under 30% by the end of Reagan's term, rose somewhat under clinton, then fell back down under Bush).

    no different than any shifts that have occurred

    Exactly. The US *Has* shifted radically over its history, in case you forgot. Remember slavery? Remember when our government's income was due to tarriffs and land sales? Remember when witchcraft was illegal in much of the US? Need I keep going?

    not sure what you're getting at

    Do you not know what bracketted taxation is? Then what are you doing in this debate? Lets back up to income taxes 101.

    For most of the US's history, there were no income taxes. However, a growing movement in the late 1800s as backlash against "robber barons" (the same movement that eventually led to antitrust laws), and the decrease in traditional income sources for the US government, led to the first income taxes. Income taxes initially only affected the rich; eventually more and more of the population was included, but the rich kept getting higher percentile rates.

    The purpose of income taxes, and specificially *bracketted* income taxes (where people fall into a given tax bracket based on their total income) is as an equalizer without destroying the motive to work - and by all standards, it's been an astounding success. Income taxes for the top bracket peaked during World War II, but only fell slightly after that, to just under 90%. They remained this way until the late 1960s - our nation's greatest boom time. The poor barely payed any income tax. During the 1970s, the top bracket fell, but remained above 70%. Under reagan, it plummetted to under 30%, only to raise under Clinton and fall under Bush II.

    The flatter the tax, the less of an equalizer it is. The more bracketted, the more of an equalizer it is. This is known as a "flat tax structure" and a "progressive tax structure" respectively. Bracketted taxes can be better thought of in terms of a tax on luxury. Picture the following scenario: there is no income tax. Instead, all taxes are on purchase. The highest tax rates are on items of luxury, while the lowest rates are on items of necessity. The poor, simply not being able to afford much if any luxury, end up averaging a very low tax rate. The wealthy, simply not able to spend even a sizable fraction of their money on necessity, end up paying a very high tax rate. Now picture this shifted back to the income side: you have the bracketted tax structure.

    You really ought to already know all of this if you're going to talk about economics...

    How has global warming stance changed?

    Clinton: Signed the Kyoto protocol; spoke regularly about the need to stop global warming
    Bush: Unsigned the Kyoto protocol. First denied any global warming, then admitted it but downplayed human effect on it.
    Summary: Complete Opposites.

    Just because a jurist believes...

    Hold! We're talking about the poltical stances and political momentum at the highest levels of the country. Clinton fought *for* abortion rights, and worked to stack the supreme court with pro-choice judges. Bush has fought *against* abortion rights, and worked to stack the court with pro-life judge

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  153. LIFE OF THE PC?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm beginning to wonder what the life expectancy of my PC will be. "

    WTF man? Lets say you get a bunch of viruses. So what? Reformat and start clean. Nothing can "kill" a PC.

    What a stupid question.

  154. stfu n00b by aichpvee · · Score: 1
    I'm sure everyone knows the story about the life expectancy of an fresh, un-updated PC, once it's connected to the internet.

    Pretty much forever? This idiot does realise that "PC" is a term linked to the Intel/AMD/x86/etc hardware platform and not windows, right?

    Even mac is going to be on "PC" next year. How about you start buying up some clues and whoring them away so you'll be ready?

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  155. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by macsox · · Score: 1

    one point needs to be called out. the challenge with a flat tax is that, while high income earners will pay more in actual dollars, low income earners will pay more as a percentage of their income -- as they spend a higher percentage of their income than high income earners. which is a negative impact on low income workers, and why flat taxes are generally considered to be regressive.

  156. Urm well by Ragein · · Score: 0

    My windows install has never been updated. I'm behind a hardware firewall and a software firewall (kerio it's beautifull) my antivirus is updated regularly and everynow and then i run spybot, Do i have any problems NO you don't need to update windows to be safe just use your computer sensably no shareware, no porn sites and no IE. I learnt this because i can't update from m$ (cracked doze) but now it's worked i'm not going to look back and if worse comes to worse ill just re-install. Just back your work up onto Cd, Dvd, Tape or Usb stick and work in peace.

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  157. get linux installer on CD or floppy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or perhaps knoppix on CD or DVD, and you'll have nothing to worry about.

  158. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now here's the really tricky bit. The US military has as much right to protect freedom in other countries and the military in other countries has to protect the freedom of people in the USA. If it's morally OK for the USA to attack other countries to give them freedom then it is morally OK for other countries to attack the USA to give it freedom.

    You've lost any credibility in your post with this alone, if there was any. And more slinging of this "nut-job" off-cuff remarks makes it another Pot-Kettle-Black affair.
    Happy Trolling, triple-A troller.

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  160. Survival? by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 1

    Dude, you're living in Iraq. If I were you, I'd be slightly more concerned about getting blown up or my head getting sawn off rather than my laptop getting infected with a virus.

  161. Survivability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The field of research you are talking about is called survivability or 'time to live'.

    The Internet Storm Center has a frequently updated page on it here. Currently they have survival time for an unpatched machine is at:

    Category % Adjusted Survival Time
    Windows 24.50 133 min
    Unix 1.00 3159 min
    App 4.50 720 min
    P2P 2.50 1295 min
    Backdoor 0.00 6307 min

    This varies a lot and at some points it has been as low as 15-20 minutes for an unpatched windows machine. Red Hat did a similar study and said they managed to run a lockeddown machine since 2003 without compromise, which is a little dubios. CERT has a list of papers related to survivability here.

    My personal favourite paper on the subject is published by Avantgarde security (co-authored by Kevin Mitnick) which tested six different systems:
    * Windows Small Business Server 2003
    * Windows XP Service Pack 1
    * Windows XP Service Pack 1 with ZoneAlarm
    * Windows XP Service Pack 2
    * Macintosh OS X 10.3.5
    * Linspire (Linux)

    Here is a snip on which fared poorley:
    "Results showed that all of the computers faced some
    form of Internet attack during the experiment, with a combined total of
    305,955 attacks recorded; the largest number of those attacks targeted
    the regular Windows SP1 machine. The computers were successfully
    compromised a total of ten times over the fourteen-day experiment period
    with the very first compromise occurring on the regular Windows XP SP1
    machine in less than 4 minutes immediately after placing the computer
    live on the Internet."


    Then the winnders were:
    "Four out of the six computers used in this
    experiment were not successfully compromised by an Internet attack:
    Linspire (Linux), Macintosh OS X 10.3.5, Windows XP SP1 with ZoneAlarm,
    and Windows XP SP2. The Linspire (Linux), Windows XP SP1 with ZoneAlarm
    and Windows XP SP2 systems placed first, second and third respectively,
    when measuring systems with the fewest number of Internet attacks. These
    systems provided the best protection against attempts to compromise the
    computer during the two week period with each receiving less than 0.50%
    of the total 305,955 attacks."
  162. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really thought this was all paranoia, But people are saying they are logging attempts every minute. well, my machine has not been updated in a long time, and it runs perfectly, and I have a router that is logging everything and I am not getting any attacks, at all. No i don't have any firewall at all. and I really don't like them at all, all that port blocking, such a headache sometimes. I just let all my ports open, yep every one. and for some reason my computer is running better then ever. Can anyone explain this. I must be some kind of fluc, lucky or something right??? Anyway, they way I see it there are a few preventitive things you can do and you really don't need to worry about constantly updating everything.
    I used to do a virus scan every morning. I stopped after I decided it was a waste of cycles. I have had one virus since my first computer connected to the internet with a 14.4 modem(and that was my mom's doing). Although I have cleaned a large number of virii from friends computers.
    I run spybot and ad-aware every once in a while(like once a month, if that) they usually find one or two very small problems. nothing big, my computer has never been bogged down with spyware, or malware, or anything like that.
    Also, I have had some problems with new systems going through all the updates, and then haveing to reinstall the OS because there was a problem with the rediculous amount of updates.
    The moral of the story is that updates and firewalls are more hype then substance. At least for the home user.

    ps- this does not apply to a business setting.
    pps- I know that tomorow My computer will start crashing from a dozen new virii and tons of spyware
    ppps- isn't irony great

  163. Joined the army by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er, those who abuse the soldiers for going to Iraq do know that they joined the Armed Forces and not the Invade Iraq Fun Tour?

    And that having joined the army before such an action was undertaken their motivations for signing up could conceivably be to defend your country / freedoms etc.

    It's not up to the Armed Forces to decide when to go or when not to go, and whilst their certainly has been atrocities (there always are in war on all sides) it is highly unreasonable to tar them all with the same brush.

    At the individual level there are severe consequences should a soldier decide to disobey the orders given to him by his commanding officer...

    Don't blame the soldiers. Blame those in charge who sent him there; because by desiring the soldier to take action you are encouraging the armed forces to make decisions on policy. Try and vote a military leader out of power...

  164. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  165. Re:Iraq? by Lars83 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, man. Troll about something else.

  166. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by daveschroeder · · Score: 1
    There's a term used to describe people who believe "if anyone disagrees with me, even the majority of people in the world, then they're automatically wrong." It's 'hubris'. Did you even stop and consider that perhaps they might have valid views backing that up, or did you just instinctively assume "they must all be ignorant"?

    So let's clear this up, for the record. Do YOU think the world would be better off if the Chinese government were in charge of world affairs?

    An arbitrary time point just to demonstrate the degree of change. The most extreme example's required time period depends on the specific issue - for example, top tax brackets would be compared to the period from World War II to the late 1960s, when they were almost 90% (they fell to under 30% by the end of Reagan's term, rose somewhat under clinton, then fell back down under Bush).

    ...

    Do you not know what bracketted taxation is? Then what are you doing in this debate? Lets back up to income taxes 101.

    No, I know what tax brackets are, thanks, (though you appear to be the only person to refer to it as "bracketted taxation"). And by "I don't know what you're getting at, here," I thought I made myself clear with the link I posted, which I guess I'll have to post again. As I said, the difference is even more dramatic now. Over a full third of taxpayers in this country pay no taxes at all. The top 1% of taxpayers - and these aren't all or even mostly people who are fabulously wealthy; these include people who make just over $250,000/year in household income - as of 2004, pay over 40% of the tax. The top 5% now pay over 60% of the tax. The entire bottom 50% now pay less than 3% of the tax burden, and most of them are at the upper part of the 50%. The bottom 35% pay nothing.

    So, I ask you: how is this not fair? Or should the entire tax burden be paid by the top, say, 5%? The poor - the bottom, say, 20%, will still be poor and struggling. Since, as you say, the more fortunate have more than enough money, perhaps we could take some of theirs, and simply give it to the poor?

    If you're going to respond to this, please do so directly, as I did.

    Clinton: Signed the Kyoto protocol; spoke regularly about the need to stop global warming
    Bush: Unsigned the Kyoto protocol. First denied any global warming, then admitted it but downplayed human effect on it.
    Summary: Complete Opposites.


    "Unsigned." That's rich. Bush didn't "unsign" anything. Clinton signed the Kyoto protocol, which does nothing until it's submitted for ratification. We are still a signatory of the protocol (which means we support the basic tenets of it in principle), and it has still not been submitted for ratification. Literally no change from Clinton. Our position can be summed up as follows:

    This is a challenge that requires a 100 percent effort; ours, and the rest of the world's. The world's second-largest emitter of greenhouse gases is China. Yet, China was entirely exempted from the requirements of the Kyoto Protocol. India and Germany are among the top emitters. Yet, India was also exempt from Kyoto. . . . America's unwillingness to embrace a flawed treaty should not be read by our friends and allies as any abdication of responsibility. To the contrary, my administration is committed to a leadership role on the issue of climate change. . . . . Our approach must be consistent with the long-term goal of stabilizing greenhouse gas concentrations in the atmosphere. (Ref)

    In other words, it's unfair if other nations - like, oh, the second largest consumer of petroleum products and the second largest emitter of greenhouse gases, and the one who is angling to become the world's next superpower and will essentially be in direct comp

  167. Re: by PaulRivers · · Score: 1

    1. If you're already running WindowsXP with service pack 2, and you haven't turned off the firewall (it's on by default), then as long as the very first thing you do with your computer when you connect it to the internet is to download your windows updates, you're fine. (You can check which version of windows you have by going to the Start menu, then clicking "Run...", then typing in winver. A dialog should pop up, and the line that starts with "Version 5.1..." should say "Service Pack 2" at the end. If it doesn't, then you don't have service pack 2.) 2. If you have windows xp, but don't have service pack 2, you can download service pack 2 on another computer, burn it to a cd, copy it to your laptop and install it. Then see step #1. :-) (Since it's a pain to track down, I tracked it down - you can download the service pack 2 update as a single file here - http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?Fa milyID=049c9dbe-3b8e-4f30-8245-9e368d3cdb5a&displa ylang=en ) 3. If you have a non-XP version of windows, you should be behind some sort of firewall. If you have broadband access at home, and connect through a router, that should be fine. Otherwise, perhaps you could start your computer in "Safe mode with networking" (I believe you hit F8 while your computer is booting up, then it will prompt you to choose how you want to start your computer). This might avoid starting up most of those vulnerable services that get attached, so you might be safe. I haven't tried this though, so I have no idea if this would actually work. Good luck!

  168. Re: by PaulRivers · · Score: 1

    1. If you're already running WindowsXP with service pack 2, and you haven't turned off the firewall (it's on by default), then as long as the very first thing you do with your computer when you connect it to the internet is to download your windows updates, you're fine. (You can check which version of windows you have by going to the Start menu, then clicking "Run...", then typing in winver. A dialog should pop up, and the line that starts with "Version 5.1..." should say "Service Pack 2" at the end. If it doesn't, then you don't have service pack 2.)

    2. If you have windows xp, but don't have service pack 2, you can download service pack 2 on another computer, burn it to a cd, copy it to your laptop and install it. Then see step #1. :-) (Since it's a pain to track down, I tracked it down - you can download the service pack 2 update as a single file here - http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?Fa milyID=049c9dbe-3b8e-4f30-8245-9e368d3cdb5a&displa ylang=en )

    3. If you have a non-XP version of windows, you should be behind some sort of firewall. If you have broadband access at home, and connect through a router, that should be fine. Otherwise, perhaps you could start your computer in "Safe mode with networking" (I believe you hit F8 while your computer is booting up, then it will prompt you to choose how you want to start your computer). This might avoid starting up most of those vulnerable services that get attached, so you might be safe. I haven't tried this though, so I have no idea if this would actually work.

    Good luck!

  169. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Rei · · Score: 1

    So let's clear this up, for the record. Do YOU think the world would be better off if the Chinese government were in charge of world affairs?

    No. That doesn't change the fact that it's hubris to automatically assume that those who do are simply "ignorant".

    only person [google.com] to refer to it as "bracketted taxation"

    That's simply because the word "bracketted" isn't used very much by itself ;) On the other hand, where I mentioned what the term is generally called (progressive taxation) gets plenty of hits.

    which I guess I'll have to post again

    No, you don't; I saw it the first time, and I just explained *why* they pay a higher rate, which you seem to have ignored. It's the equivalent of charging a higher sales tax rate for luxury - they're being taxed at a higher rate because they spend more on luxury spending. And if they don't spend their money on luxury - say, they give it to charity? That's what deductions are for. What about this do you have a problem with? Do you think that luxury spending shouldn't be a higher tax-rate item than necessity spending?

    In fact, they're getting off easy. They may be one percent of the population, but they have 40% of the nation's wealth. The top 5% have 60% of the wealth. I.e., even with our progressive tax structure, they still get away with not paying more for their luxury spending; the numbers argue for *sharper* brackets.

    How is this fair?

    What are they spending on luxury? Almost nothing. About the only "luxury" the poor generally buy are vices (cigarettes, etc), which are heavily sales taxed. If you agree that necessity should have little to no tax and luxury should be highly taxed, then this is a good thing. If not, why do you believe that luxury shouldn't be taxed at a higher rate than necessity?

    "Unsigned." That's rich. Bush didn't "unsign" anything.

    It's a common term that you've apparently never heard.

    Our position can be summed up as follows

    No, *Bush's* position was as followed. That was not Clinton's position. That was an about-shift position. And I'll note here that you completely ignored the speeches and publications by the respective administrations on the subject of climate change.

    So you don't believe in a balance of philosophical views on the court?

    So you admit that the people that they're appointing are complete opposites on this issue?

    how is that a "radical shift" in the prevailing conditions in the nation?

    It is a radical shift in the *policy*. Thank god our nation takes so long to get permanent changes accomplished in, but it's not for a lack of trying.

    No, we're talking about your allegation (one might say your "personal opinion") that social programs have ostensibly suffered in the last "decade" (or, to be more accurate, we might just not mince words and say "since the day Bush entered office).

    I seriously suggest that you back up and read my original post, in which I stated that Clinton and Bush's policies on the subject were opposites.

    35% - Social security, Medicare, and other retirement

    Aha :) So, in short, when you stated that we spend "a whopping 36% on social security", you now admit that you were BSing by ignoring that the line item you're citing is actually Social Security + Medicare (the two biggest social programs, combined). Bush's plan for social security, by the way, was essentially the first step in the standard conservative plan to get rid of Social Security - first get private accounts, then divest the government of the accounts. It failed, but not fo

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  170. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    First, let me say: I love your quoting style, which allows you to ignore the things you don't want to respond to. I don't do that to you.

    No. That doesn't change the fact that it's hubris to automatically assume that those who do are simply "ignorant".

    Has it struck you that the majority of people may not be correct, whether or not they're "ignorant"? And assuming "most of the world" would prefer that China be in charge in the stead of the US, does that mean one should automatically assume "Gee, we must be doing something wrong because people wish that a brutal Communist regime were in charge of world affairs"?

    That's simply because the word "bracketted" isn't used very much by itself ;) On the other hand, where I mentioned what the term is generally called (progressive taxation) gets plenty of hits.

    Yes, fine. And we already have, and still do have, progressively increasing taxation. Whether it's not as much as you'd like, well, that's apparently the point of contention.

    No, you don't; I saw it the first time, and I just explained *why* they pay a higher rate, which you seem to have ignored. It's the equivalent of charging a higher sales tax rate for luxury - they're being taxed at a higher rate because they spend more on luxury spending. And if they don't spend their money on luxury - say, they give it to charity? That's what deductions are for. What about this do you have a problem with? Do you think that luxury spending shouldn't be a higher tax-rate item than necessity spending?

    I don't have a problem with it at all. I'm pointing out that that's *currently the way it is*. The bottom third already pay *no tax*.

    So I ask again: let's just say, for the sake of argument, that we shifted the less-than-3% of the federal tax burden that the bottom 50% of taxpayers now pay to the top 50% (interestingly, that's where it's headed anyway, as the bottom 50% has paid less of the total tax burden for the last decade).

    And, for the sake of argument, let's also say we eliminate sales tax on anything that costs below, say, $10000. Then what?

    The poor would *still* be poor. They *still* would be struggling. The bottom 1/3 *already pay no tax*. The bottom half, in total, pay *less than 3% of the tax burden*. And you're saying that the wealthy are *getting off easy*? Oh, man. I really don't know what to say.

    In fact, they're getting off easy. They may be one percent of the population, but they have 40% of the nation's wealth. The top 5% have 60% of the wealth. I.e., even with our progressive tax structure, they still get away with not paying more for their luxury spending; the numbers argue for *sharper* brackets.

    So are you arguing for increasing the overall federal tax intake as well? Because the top 50% already pay over 97% of the tax. The top 5% pay over 60%. If you're arguing that they should pay *more*, fine, but I'm just trying to understand where you're coming from. If we magically had a system where the top 5% paid 100% of the federal tax burden, would that be fair to you? What's the cutoff for when people should pay no tax, when the bottom third already pay none?

    [Re: "Unsigned"] It's a common term that you've apparently never heard [cnn.com].

    Hm. First of all, your link puts the term "unsign" in quotes, too.

    Even better is that your link proves exactly what I just said, which is that the US "unsigned" nothing: we're still a Kyoto signatory, and it's still not ratified. I.e., no change.

    No, *Bush's* position was as followed. That was not Clinton's position. That was an about-shift position. And I'll note here that you completely ignored the speeches and publications by the respective administrations on the subject of climate change.

    It's seems that you'd have the level of ignorance you accuse me of on any policy speeches, as the Bush administration isn't pro-global warming. However, they correctly believe that global warming isn't due exclusively and only t

  171. Errata by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    "7? Yes." should of course read "2? Yes."

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  173. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Rei · · Score: 1

    First, let me say: I love your quoting style, which allows you to ignore the things you don't want to respond to.

    Pardon me for not being one of those kind of jerks who feels the need to quote almost every word from the parent posts, when the post is right above them.

    I don't do that to you.

    I wish you wouldn't spam me with my own words. All I need to do is scroll up to read what I typed earlier. It's a simple kindness.

    Has it struck you that the majority of people may not be correct, whether or not they're "ignorant"?

    Has it struck you that the majority of people may not be ignorant, whether or not they're correct? That's my point, that you immediately assumed ignorance, as opposed to a disagreement over the importance of weighting various factors. Most people are well aware of both the US's history and China's. China has been (despite popular American misconceptions) a very nonmilitarized state, with little overseas military involvement, and that rings quite popular with much of the world. They equally know about Tibet, lack of domestic civil liberties, etc. They weigh this against the US's extreme overseas interventionist policies, CIA involvement in other countries' coups and elections, and the sort of treaties that the US tries to force on others with its economic and military might, and while it's close, more side with China. You and I may disagree, but simply calling them "ignorant" because they don't agree with you is pure hubris.

    And assuming "most of the world" would prefer that China be in charge in the stead of the US, does that mean one should automatically assume "Gee, we must be doing something wrong because people wish that a brutal Communist regime were in charge of world affairs"?

    It's a heck of a good clue!

    The poor would *still* be poor. They *still* would be struggling.

    Quite true. That's where social services come in; they're effectively negative taxation, but generally work better than welfare because they can only apply to necessities. Also, just to clear this up: are you trying to argue that because they're already struggling with little to no taxes, we should raise their rate? I certainly hope not.

    And you're saying that the wealthy are *getting off easy*?

    Compared to America during its largest economic boom in history, they're getting off *incredibly* easily. And I say this as the daughter of a president of Shell Oil who has benefitted from their income greatly during my life.

    So are you arguing for increasing the overall federal tax intake as well?

    Yes. Not a huge increase, but a small increase, perhaps 30% greater total receipts, coupled with a cut in defense spending and the elimination of most of our continually-renewed supplementals (like our wars), with the money used to fund things like universal healthcare, greater education and disaster preparedness funding, and greater basic scientific research.

    What's the cutoff for when people should pay no tax, when the bottom third already pay none?

    No *income* tax. Many of them pay payroll taxes, and even those that don't generally have to pay local taxes. Almost nobody gets away with no taxes (especially sales)

    Hm. First of all, your link puts the term "unsign" in quotes, too.

    I never claimed it was a technical term.

    Even better is that your link proves exactly what I just said, which is that the US "unsigned" nothing: we're still a Kyoto signatory, and it's still not ratified. I.e., no change.

    It's not submitted for ratification; that's the change. The Clinton Administration was working to get it ratified; the Bush administration used what is effectively a pocket veto on it.

    It's seems that you'd have the level of ignorance you accuse me of on any policy speeches, as the Bush administration isn't pro-global warming.

    It's "do little to nothing about it", which is the exact opposite of Clinton's policy. What,

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  174. If you don't have XPSP2 already, order the CD-ROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom had to order the CD-ROM of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 because she is on dialup. But since you apparently have some time, even if you have broadband order the CD if you don't have SP2 yet, it is quicker and easier.

  175. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your kind responses on this topic.

    I will take your statements under consideration, as I always do with differing statements.

    (And yes, it was a mistake of me to say *only* social security in my first response; as I said, I was writing quickly, and "Social Security" is the major feature of that budget category. I intended no deception. Further, I don't think that those budget groupings are pointless, considering they're the same simplified groupings that the Treasury uses under Republican and Democratic administrations alike to communicate spending.)

  176. The answer is simple... by Alien+Venom · · Score: 1

    Use a soho firewall/router and put your computer behind it.

  177. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

    Why should the governemtn provide so many social services to the poor at the expense of others? The rich have earned (by this I mean aquired legally) their money. It is theirs. I certainly think they should pay taxes towards the military and law enforcement, because it protects them. But why should they be forced to give their money to other people? It is theirs . If you work hard and get an education and good job you will be able to get by with your income. Why should you then be forced to pay for someone who made stupid decisions? I guess since you were entitled to a lot of money due to your family, you feel it is unfair for you, or any other wealthy person, to have as much money as you do. As for reducing military spending, I haven't done any real research on it, and there are probably areas we can reduce spending, the US needs a strong military. I also believe you should be able to opt out of social security. It's your money. You should be able to invest/save/waste, it as much as you want. Universal health care? Why shouldn't you be expected to pay for it yourself? Someone has to.

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  178. Don't use Internet Explorer by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

    Even after you've applied all the patchs you think you need, don't use IE for casual browsing that's the way to get full of spyware.

    Use Opera (recommended by me) or Firefox (a little slower but more popular) to do your browsing and use IE only if a bank site requires it.

    That way you'll be free of virus, troyans and that kind of stuff.

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  179. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow... you wrote all those words without even attempting to support the idea that "the Iraq war protects the freedoms of Americans." You rambled about US citizens have a lot of freedom. You asserted that military action, in general, was needed to make it this way. You used words like "overall." But the only military action anyone mentioned was the one in Iraq, about which you said absolutely nothing. Thanks for playing the internet: insert coins to continue.

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  180. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    I think i done that when i took the name sumdumass.

    Anyway, I was wondering why somone who came off as claming they were so inteligent (the troll, not you) had so many problems reading a post that he decided to make note of it while hiding. Is it a defect in his intelectual superiorism. Are grammar and spelling nazis really scared school children? Or are they just some mentaly challenged anal case?

    Maybe your rite and these questions are better not answered.

  181. Re:Who Cares About Your Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh. He said that some US soldier killing people in Iraq was the reason that people can post anonymously.

    I went back and looked. I didn't see were the claim was made. I guess i will have to take your word for it.

    Here's somthing you right-wing nut jobs are too stupid to get. Having a military prevents the USA from being invaded and occupied which might protect American freedom if the occupiers set up a government that was less free.

    And yes, I have heard the same thing from every side when the other guy is in office. When clinton was in office, I even heard that he was abducted by aliens and replaced with a verry realistic robot and the sex scandel was a coverup hide his real agenda. are we a little paranoid? Or just out there?

    But, listen closely, here's the tricky bit, attacking other coutries does not protect US freedom. Not since the revolutionary war has the United States fought in a war where the freedom of Americans was actually at stake. And don't give me some BS about WWII - once Germany attacked Russia it was inevitable that they were going to be defeated - and all Japan wanted was control of the Pacific.

    Well there was some talk about Hitler's intentions of invading the Americas but I didn't follow it too much. To think that Russia and England could have stoped germany without the help of America is kind of shallow. Germany had England Pined down and could have diverted valuable resources to the eastern front. Russia's main-stay in the beguining of the war was military supplies given to them from America and other allied forces. They did however create some very effective armor, riffles and artilary that You are probalby confusing thier might and power with. They didn't get that until after they started fighting. Germany would have stomped them before any of this could have become usefull. But i think this is another conversation.

    And now here's the really tricky bit. The US military has as much right to protect freedom in other countries and the military in other countries has to protect the freedom of people in the USA. If it's morally OK for the USA to attack other countries to give them freedom then it is morally OK for other countries to attack the USA to give it freedom.

    Well, you would be corect except that the freedom the USA enjoys is the standardly acceptable version of freedom around the world. I'm not saying that some freedoms haven't erroded or anythign. We definatly are not as free as our fathers were and the generations before them.

    Do i think we have the moral right to invade another country? to give them freedom? Depends on the reasoning. If it is in the interest of the USA or any of our allies then yes we have a moral ground to go in. Iraq, was over-due for what happened. It is my opinion that even though saddom didn't have any close ties to Al Qaeda outside offering refuge and treatment to al-Zarqawi after he was injured in battle on afghanastan, It did through thier actions with the UN inspectors and No Fly zones give the terrorist the impresion nothign would happened if something like 9/11 took place. Yea, thats right, IMHO, If iraq had been forced from the begining to abide by the cease fire agreements and UN resolutions, Al Qaeda would have never graduated from bombing military implements. Whats different now? It is still the military getting hit not the statside civilians. Looks like the war in iraq is serving a purpose after all.

    Ha Ha Ha! You really can reach far up your ass!

    So you are such an arrogant piece of shit that you think you know what everyone else in the world wants. Get this. You don't.

    You don't know what my values are and what I want so you have no fucking idea whether I benefit from Iraq. And just in case you are too dumb to get it. What is the USA is doing in Iraq is totally incompatible with my values and goals.

  182. Clarification by StWaldo · · Score: 1

    I appreciate all the advice on securing my laptop post deployment (and the wishes of wellness, also). I guess what I was really curious about though was the last bit of my post, regarding the lifecycle of some of these malignant phenomena. Is there a measurable lifespan for a virus, or browser exploit? Or do they never really go away, just lurk in the dark corners of the web like some hidden pocket of smallpox cozened away in the rainforest?

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