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More Massive Layoffs at AOL

dawnzer writes "It looks like AOL read the comments from Slashdotters saying that 950 employees do not constitute a 'massive' layoff. Several news sites are reporting that AOL is getting ready to cut 5,000 jobs, or roughly 26 percent of their global workforce. Now that's more like it."

220 comments

  1. Sweet by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean that AOL is going away, because I'm getting excited just thinking about it.

    1. Re:Sweet by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. This is just the HR side to AOL's decision to only charge for ISP connections... much fewer paying customers, much fewer people needed to handle the support, sales, and retention operations. AOL figures they'll get more cash from ads being shown to many more eyeballs than they're currently getting for subscription revenues.

    2. Re:Sweet by Da_Weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      nah just the 5,000 customer service reps that refuse to allow you to cancel your service...

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    3. Re:Sweet by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does this mean that AOL is going away, because I'm getting excited just thinking about it.

      ME TOO!!!!

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    4. Re:Sweet by johansalk · · Score: 1

      Even if it doesn, that September won't end now :-/

    5. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Coaster Association of America embraces this development whole-heartedly and expects growth rates of up to 10,000%.

    6. Re:Sweet by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think we reached terminal September when that knight guy, Tim Burners, invented the graphical usenet at CERN.

      Oh, and, ME TOO!!!!

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    7. Re:Sweet by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      Non-ISP customers are not the ones that need support. The ISP customers, which are still the backbone of AOL's existance as a viable business despite doublespeak from Time Warner and AOL execs, are going to take the major hit. AOL is has a fever, and theres just not enough cowbell to cure it.

      And more importantly, now all the noob AOL ISP ass clowns are going to be taking MY high speed cable bandwidth as they finally give up on quality support!

      Cheers.

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    8. Re:Sweet by AndrewNeo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's why I like my DSL. I don't miss cable one bit.

    9. Re:Sweet by Ninwa · · Score: 1

      Someone want to let me in on the joke? :)

    10. Re:Sweet by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah the reply is acting like an AOLuser by adding a comment "ME TOO!!!". AOLusers are known for using excessive capitalisation and punctuation, as well as stupid replies like "Me too".

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    11. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME TOO TOO!!!!

    12. Re:Sweet by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      Its all about the pentiums.
      "your always posting ME TOO!, like some brain dead aol'er, I should do the world a favor and cap you like ol'yeller."-Weird Al

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    13. Re:Sweet by pedalman · · Score: 1
      much fewer paying customers, much fewer people needed to handle the support, sales, and retention operations...
      Fewer TPS reports to process.
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    14. Re:Sweet by andrewman327 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "[...]fewer people needed to handle the support, sales, and retention operations"


      Uh, support? LostCluster, I think you need to remember that we're talking about AOL here.

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    15. Re:Sweet by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Actually, being a bit more specific.... around 1995ish, AOL opened their portal into Usenet. While they didn't promote Usenet to their members (they preferred that AOL users stay inside the AOL castle where it generated hourly connect charges and ad revenue), a small percentage of AOL users did wander out into the Dangerous World Outside AOL of Usenet. However, a small percentage of a large number is still a lot of people.

      The legend of "Me too" is based on a thread in a porn group in usenet, where someone posted a message something like "If you would like to receive free porn in your mailbox, send me your email address"... which was followed by someone posting to the newsgroup with a message of "Send me the free porn!" followed by a large number of (mostly) AOL users saying "Me too!" asking for the free pr0n.

      Or so the legend goes... Probably if one wanted to spend the time, you could find it in the Google Groups archive. Beyond a certain point, it just became non-AOL users mocking the people who used AOL as being not intelligent or computer-saavy to be allowed to express their opinions on Usenet. Shortly after that, news.new-users.questions was made a moderated newsgroup because of too much "noise"... (not really from AOL - more that the Internet started to become availabe globally and millions of people were logging on without conforming to the required rules of netiquette).

      Just curious - if any slashdotters still read Usenet - since AOL pulled the plug on their Usenet service a year or so ago, has anyone noticed any changes in Usenet activity?

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  2. It was predictable by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 5, Insightful

    AOL is a dinossaur now. Their market doesn't exist anymore and they stuck upon their past until it was too late.

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    1. Re:It was predictable by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      Some people argue that AOL means Time Warner. Time Warmer staff has to eat snakes on a plane and fried worms. Those who think it was funny may stay. Lord of the Rings was a recent Time Warner success. So our Lords of the ringtones think it makes sense to provide AOL's special features for FREEEEEEE. It will end up like this. Citizens will get paid by AOL for testing spyware, watching advertisement and the resurrection of Harry Potter.

    2. Re:It was predictable by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      >AOL is a dinossaur now. Their market doesn't exist anymore and they stuck upon their past until it was too late. Or to paraphrase from the press release... "Well, we made truckloads of money with our access unit before, now we're only making buttloads. Our market is going away, so we need to get another one. Hey, wait, we've got a pretty large market already... lets focus on that." Contrary to what we'd want to believe... AOL wasn't first to dialup access, nor was it "the Internet" first... their history shows they've got a good chance at making some money for a bit longer.

    3. Re:It was predictable by daBass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      AOL is doing just fine here in the UK and that is because here - and elsewhere in Europe - telcos have been forced to let other ISPs on their ADSL lines.

      So while they are cutting in the US, they may well keep growing in Europe. So rather than thinking of AOL as being EOL, maybe they should just change their name to that and get on with it.

    4. Re:It was predictable by instantkamera · · Score: 1

      Europe On-Line?

      or

      End of Life?

    5. Re:It was predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need a few employees to stay and turn off the lights.

      Even though it is AOL I still feel sorry for the folks losing their jobs. I guarantee they aren't the decision makers, they cling on to the end or until their golden parachute arrives.

    6. Re:It was predictable by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      AOL is doing just fine here in the UK
      So (a) why are the owners trying to sell it and (b) why can't they get the price they want for it?
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    7. Re:It was predictable by daBass · · Score: 1

      Ha! The wonders of business... Profitable businesses get sold of by corporations all the time, for a host of reasons. Them daring to ask a billion probably means it is in profit. (though not so much so that people think it is worth that much or have faith in the business model. A billion is an aweful lot to gamble with)

  3. Their helping us... by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

    Maybe some other notorious monsters of the net will help us get rid of them as well. Too bad about the people losing their jobs, though, don't get me wrong.

    1. Re:Their helping us... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Now they can get new jobs that offer the chance of a greater benefit to society and a higher moral ground.

      Like clubbing baby seals, or drowning puppies or something...

      Keeping jobs is never a good reason to keep anything going.
      In a great many ways, meaningless labor is worse than doing nothing.

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    2. Re:Their helping us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad about the people losing their jobs, though, don't get me wrong.
      I had the pleasure of dealing with their "customer service." I don't mind seeing those jack-ass customer service personel losing their jobs at all.

    3. Re:Their helping us... by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if people were immoral enough to work for AOL in the first place then they deserve a chance to be thrust out into the real world to get a real job. Now if we could just lay off all those people harvesting tobacco plants and we would be good to go.

  4. Conspiracy! by Linkiroth · · Score: 5, Funny

    26%!!?? AOL is cutting their employees by AMD's marketshare. Intel's in bed with AOL! It makes perfect sense!

    1. Re:Conspiracy! by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      But if Intel and AOL.... God, those would be some hideous mutant children (particullarly the ones that more closely resemble AOL).

    2. Re:Conspiracy! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Relax. They'll probably be so retarded, they'll suffocate in their multicolored bunny suits.

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  5. Now that's more like it?? by Fazlazen · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You're talking about displacing 5,000 other people from their job, their primary source of income (most likely), and you think that it warrants a "now that's more like it"?

    I'll bet you'd be a lot less glib about it (and way more pissed off) if it was your job on the line. Especially if you saw people making comments like that!

    1. Re:Now that's more like it?? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a breed of people with no empathy. They think its funny when bad things happen to other people. Anyway, all companies seem to be doing lately is going bankrupt, doing massive layoffs, or shipping jobs overseas. Finding a job that pays more than minimum wage in all this turmoil is very difficult and you should be thankful you got one.

    2. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ME TOO!!!!!!

      > You're talking about displacing 5,000 other people from their job, their
      > primary source of income (most likely), and you think that it warrants a "now
      > that's more like it"?
      >
      > I'll bet you'd be a lot less glib about it (and way more pissed off) if it was
      > your job on the line. Especially if you saw people making comments like that!

    3. Re:Now that's more like it?? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      I take it you're not a TWX shareholder...

    4. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Anyone who took at job at AOL within the last 12-15 years knows how hated the company is. They know how there are legions of people hoping and praying that their employer goes belly up. Since these people shouldn't be surprised to know that the sentiment is out there, I doubt that many of them will frequent Slashdot and those who do should have come to expect it by now.

      LK

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    5. Re:Now that's more like it?? by GnuPooh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, this falls under feeling bad for the contractors that worked on the second Death Star in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Anyone one working at AOL should have seen this coming years ago and if they had any clue and any talent they moved on to somewhere with a future. It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming, years and years ago.

    6. Re:Now that's more like it?? by supremebob · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but it's kind of hard to feel pity for folks who chose to work for a company with customer service and marketing tactics as horrible as AOL's.

    7. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      If you don't want people to be happy when you lose your job don't work for a company that everyone hates. Consider this an opportunity to do just that.

      I'll bet you'd be a lot less glib about it (and way more pissed off) if it was your job on the line. Especially if you saw people making comments like that!

      You're talking about AOL, I'd be annoyed but at least from now on I wouldn't need to hide what company I work for when people asked.

      Honestly if you can't handle losing your job you will not do well in the current world. Flexibility is a necessity, if I got fired I'd simply go and find something else (and live of off my saving, you do know what that is right?).

    8. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      Jobs at AOL? CD-packagers?

      Wait, I guess AOL does it because intellectual property protection is too weak in the US. Another DMCA++ is needed. Net neutrality is to be blamed for the lay-offs. Legislators have to combat net neutrality to secure jobs...

      They will have to move jobs abroad. AOL CD will get distributed to new emerging markets such as Iraq or the Democratic Republic of Congo. New markets such as home decorating...

    9. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If all the nuclear weapons plants around the globe shut down, you are the kind of retarded cunt who'd bemoan the loss of jobs.

    10. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! This is the US! Everyone who isn't megawealthy deserves to either live in squalor or die on the streets! Didn't you get the memo?

    11. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because it isn't news when companies higher. Look at Boeing. If you just looked at all the layoffs they have had over the years, you would think nobody worked for the company any more.

    12. Re:Now that's more like it?? by tshak · · Score: 1

      Finding a job that pays more than minimum wage in all this turmoil is very difficult and you should be thankful you got one.

      That's exactly what corporate stakeholders want you to think. It keeps your compensation package low and retention high because you're content with simply having a job in the first place.

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    13. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      Maybe your comments are an indication of a shining future...

    14. Re:Now that's more like it?? by chromozone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I had AOL dial-up for one year. I had AOL for Broadband for 2 years. I finally got tired of FORCED updates I didn't want and endless ghetto content. When I called to end all my services from AOL I was raked over coals. I was interrogated (and I mean interrogated) about my reasons for wanting to end service. I said I just wanted to end my service. The interrogation contiuned and I got pressed for my adware/spyware software usage. I was now fighting with the AOL rep to get my service ended. Despite my very obvious desire to end my service my rep proceeded to give instructions for downloading some browser.

      At that point I reminded my rep that the Attorney General in my state (NY) had already filed a case against AOL for doing exactly what she was doing then (strong arming people and not allowing them to cancel their services when asked). I told her I would call the AG with a compliant and use her name. At that point she finally cancelled my services.

      AOL has a well established record of legal violations and disgraceful business tactics (not to mention dumb ones). The people who willfully and knowingly performed these things are sleaze bags (and it seems AOL had LOTS of them). I find a lot of things deserve compassion in the world but f00kin AOL and its army of creep employees aint one of them.

    15. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Not just 5,000 people. 5,000 people that work for AOL. Anyone with half a brain should have seen the writing on the wall years ago when they came up with that half-assed "AOL for Broadband" joke.

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    16. Re:Now that's more like it?? by michaelnz · · Score: 1

      You've misinterpreted the headline. I realize that humour that needs to be explained isn't really funny anymore but I'll go ahead and take the lead on this episode of Clown Autopsy.

      AOL was saying that 950 layoffs weren't enough to be deemed "massive" which boggles the mind when you think of nearly a thousand individuals being out of work, seems massive to me.

      Now there are rumors are that there's nearly 5,000 layoffs in the works. So in the mind of the summary writer it seemed like AOL might be saying "950 layoffs isn't massive! We'll show you massive." And the summary writer responded, sarcastically, "Now that's more like it."

      Ah, sweet sweet reading comprehension.

    17. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Verity_Crux · · Score: 1

      Let's review their marketing plans and see if you can see why they, with many of their peers, are going down. 1. Make coasters at a cost of $0.25/each 2. Mail them to everybody on the planet at a cost of $0.5/each 3. Profit or 1. Provide slow internet connections for clueless people 2. Tell them they can do no better and flood their home page with cheap political comentary and pop-up adds 3. Profit Eh, I could go on from there but not without a redneck joke. Seriously, are they an ISP? And if so, why not work the niche; dig down and compete with local ISP companies. Move into places without ISPs, etc. So many companies fail to work their niche. It goes back to my days at MyComputer.com. This was their thinking: we have great server statistics software. That means we can make mediocre other producs only quasi-related to our niche and people will buy it. Yeah. Uhuh. So what happened? Up and one day MyComputer.com layed off 80% of its workforce and went back to making server statistics software. AOL needs to work their niche or get out altogether.

    18. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Danga · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Finding a job that pays more than minimum wage in all this turmoil is very difficult and you should be thankful you got one.

      This is simply not true unless you have no skills and nothing to offer. I got bored and posted my resume to monster.com and the response I got was overwelming, I eventually took it off of there because I was getting so many calls/emails. It was also not all headhunters, only about 25% (if that) were not people who actually worked for the companies that the jobs were at. I don't think I have anything exceptional to offer other than a pretty good understanding of c/c++ and the STL and I also can learn new concepts quickly. Sure, some of the companies offered shit salaries but there were quite a few that were between $75k-125k+, all for around 4 years of experience (and I have 2 but they still were interested) which seems damn good to me.

      Two years ago the job market was tough, it took me six months to find the job I am at now and it was very frustrating. The job market nowadays however is worlds better if you at least have something to offer.

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    19. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That's how I took it. Sarcasm. It's gallows humor and it's funny.

      And we can at least be sympathetic to the poor SOBs that are getting ticketed. It's pretty amazing the attitudes of people here, that didn't seem to get the sarcasm, but have no sympathy for the workers. Comparing them to Death Star contractors or saying that "they should have seen the writing on the wall at AOL a long time ago."

        The flip side of this attitude is that when jobs get outsourced off shore, they whine and complain, despite the fact that "they should have seen the writing on the wall".

      And how short term the memory around here is! Three to five years ago, we were having so many posters here telling sad stories about how tought the labor market was, of huge cuts in pay to do shittier work if they were one of the luckier ones, being unemployed for long lengths of time. Losing homes, being forced to move back in with parents, etc. There are people here that would have happily taken employment at AOL, because that would mean a paycheck and a paycheck means being able to feed your family. I wonder if any of those people are the ones now, in all seriousness, saying "good, they deserve to be fired". Could slashdotters be that forgetful and could slashdotters be that unaware of the thin margin between them and disaster? Say it ain't so! We're the best of the best here! We're blessed with brains and with high standards/costs of living! We vote! (Well, we could if we wanted.) We're pudgy and pasty white, except when we're skinny and brown. No matter, Our haircuts are still retarded looking. But we're blessed, and we always will be blessed and no misfortune will ever befall us because we are too smart. So saith Ohreally.

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    20. Re:Now that's more like it?? by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >The job market nowadays however is worlds better if you at least have something to offer.

      Bull
      I know several people who are very smart, can jump into just about anything, and beat the pants off anyone... with years of experience to show for it.
      But, because they were managers, and don't have 10 years of experience with version a.b.c of a specific financials package, the hiring company doesn't want to waste their time.
      Or they make the interview and get rejected because of a bankruptcy 6 years ago that was the fault of an ex-wife.
      Or since their last job paid them 40% more than the going rates, there's no way they'd be happy at this job.
      Or, you're "grossly" over qualified and we can't expect that you'd want to stay here long enough to be worthwhile.
      etc...

    21. Re:Now that's more like it?? by freemywrld · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Back when the lay-offs first started following the AOL-TW merger, many of us knew what it spelled. A looooooong slow death of the behemouth. Some people stayed on as long as they could, some people waited knowing at that at least they might get decent severence, some people are still clinging to their positions and justifying their existance. And some, like myself, got out while the getting was good.
      To all those who are still there, save yourself. To all my fellow refugees, I hope you are enjoying sleeping better at night. I know I sure am.

    22. Re:Now that's more like it?? by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      You know, there is this thing called sarcasm. Take it or leave it, but it may be less "joke" and more "veiled social criticism" so to speak...

    23. Re:Now that's more like it?? by iwsnet · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the employees there knew this was coming. They have been losing a massive amount of subscribers and switching to a free service only means there will be fewer jobs in sales, marketing and support.

    24. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those us who work for AOL and read slashdot are sadly used to the vitriol. Thanks for speaking out against it.

    25. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a slew of other reasons that are ultimately that persons responsibility. The reality is that an *effectively* intelligent person can get a great job in the USA. Don't tell me that someone is effectively intelligent if they can't do it for the reasons you sited above.

    26. Re:Now that's more like it?? by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      >he reality is that an *effectively* intelligent person can get a great job in the USA.

      So, now we've gone from intelligent to "effectively intelligent". Looks like the reasoning is starting to take on a circular shape...

      Hey, some people just get screwed by circumstances... not nearly as many as say they do... but it happens.

      >Don't tell me that someone is effectively intelligent if they can't do it for the reasons you sited above.

      I don't get it. "Intelligent person" who gets screwed by ex-wife is screwed out of a job because company policy says "bankruptcy = no hire" is not *effectively* intelligent because he can't get the company to change its policy?

    27. Re:Now that's more like it?? by polansky · · Score: 1

      And you're gonna go in tomorrow and they're gonna throw you out into the street. You know why? So Bill Lumbergh's stock will go up a quarter of a point. Michael, let's make that stock go down.

    28. Re:Now that's more like it?? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, because he didn't have the sense to file letters with the credit reporting agencies explaining the bankrupcy...trust me, dispute letters DO work.

      The US has some of the lowest unemployment in the world. In fact, economists hate it when it gets much lower than it is now because labor costs start to rise exponentially. Don't give me the 'they are all minimum wage jobs' line either. They are not. I don't know about your area, but around here (Pittsburgh) even a fast food restaraunt has to pay quite a bit more than minimum wage or they won't get anyone to work.

    29. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You're talking about displacing 5,000 other people from their job, their primary source of
      > income (most likely)

      Multiply that 5,000 by 2 or 3 because most of those laid off have dependents counting on them for food, shelter and clothing.

      Don't get me wrong, I hate AOL as much as the next guy, but the real toll of corporate mis-management is often overlooked.

      AC
      (too lazy to go find my /. password)

    30. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      Just because people loose their jobs, I'm supposed to feel sorry for them? So if it was someone's job to beat me over the head with a stick and they lost their job am I still supposed to feel sorry for them?

      I have certain ethics and those ethics prevent me from taking certain jobs. Sure, if times were really bad and I had no choice I would probably take them. However it's not as hard as you think it is to find a job right now. I just recently found a new job so I do know what I'm talking about.

      Of course if you were just a grunt who answered the phone and have no real skills other than reading a card, maybe you should learn something or pick up a trade. I know at least in my area, people are really hurting for tradesmen. (plumbers, carpenters, HVAC, etc...) Yeah, it's actual work and you don't get to sit at a desk in an air conditioned room and not let people unsubscribe from AOL, but it puts food on the table.

      So no, I wouldn't feel sorry if AOL closed up shop and all of their employees were out of business.

      If this happened to a "good company" (ie one who didn't engage in deceptive business practices) I would say it's a shame that the company is gone and all those people have to find new work. But again, finding new work isn't that hard, it just may not be what you really want to do.

    31. Re:Now that's more like it?? by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1

      You need to get to the source of the problem rather than blaming someone with "no empathy". This whole "it's really hard to get a job these days" seems to only be a problem with the US economy as far as I can see. For example, the company I'm currently contracting at has been looking for 9 permanent Java developers since March. So far they've found 1. The salary and benefits are very good too, well above average for the area. Over here in the UK there are more jobs than job-seekers and employers find it really hard to find employees. Those looking for jobs can afford to be very picky about the jobs they'll accept.

      So, shouting at the grandparent is shouting at the wrong person. You need to shout at your government who, from this distance, lookslike they're happy to waste billions of dollars in military hardware every week, but don't actually give a flying fuck about the ordinary citizens of the country.

      Bob

    32. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Hitch · · Score: 1

      AMEN BROTHER.
      assholes.

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    33. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If all the nuclear plants around the globe shut down, you are the kind of retarded cunt who'd bemoan your a/c not working and all the food in your refrigerator spoiling.

    34. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      The US has some of the lowest unemployment in the world. In fact, economists hate it when it gets much lower than it is now because labor costs start to rise exponentially. Don't give me the 'they are all minimum wage jobs' line either. They are not. I don't know about your area, but around here (Pittsburgh) even a fast food restaraunt has to pay quite a bit more than minimum wage or they won't get anyone to work.

      Where were you the last 5 years? The problem with such statements is that you likely only revolve in circles of employed folks, and don't socialize with folks who barely make enough to buy food (or can't find work at all).

      And yes, many are qualified and know their stuff as far as `jobs' are concerned.

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    35. Re:Now that's more like it?? by superwiz · · Score: 1

      I tend to stay very polite when it comes to discussions with strangers, but your argument is complete asinine.

      Working for a company that harms its customes harms, its industry and generally "doesn't get it" makes one part of an organization that harms people, harms an industry and tries to influence events it doesn't understand. If such people are stopped in their tracks when they do that that's a GOOD THING. The fact that they were making a living at it is a BAD THING.

      Working at AOL must mean suspending one's sense of decency. One should not feel sorry for the people who suffer the consequences of suspending their sense of decency. As a matter of fact one should feel joy at the suffering of people who were part of an organization causing harm of the people who did not cause them harm.

      So we, hereby, are expressing that joy. Clear enough now?
      --
      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    36. Re:Now that's more like it?? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      You have no idea who I socialize with, and you thus made a very bad assumption. Better luck next time when you go fishing ;)

    37. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... I think the person who submitted meant that 5,000=massive while 950 does not. If you click on the link to the previous slashdot article, you will see all the comments to that effect. I doubt that it was a remark that laying off 5,000 people is BETTER than 950.

    38. Re:Now that's more like it?? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      So, what, are you advocating the government instead spend money on "busy work"? Roads and bridges, right? Jobs are created by business, not by the government. All government can do is get out of the way as much as possible.


      There is plenty of work in the U.S. Maybe not quite as much as during the bubble of the late 90's, but hey, it was a bubble and that sucker popped. People got used to insane salaries and earnings and now that things are reasonable and sustainable, they cry because it doesn't match the bubble. Welcome to reality!

    39. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an AOL employee... I literally laughed out loud when I read that. ... because it was funny. try not to be such a tightass in the future.

    40. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to remember that the avg slashdotter is a programmer that works for free, and is damn proud of it. I'm sure they believe those 5000 ex-AOL employees will do just fine joining the free programmer labor force.

    41. Re:Now that's more like it?? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I'm more sympathetic than this because I was forced to take a job I didn't like (at echostar) doing tech support in order to avoid losing my house. It was 2002, and about 40% of programmers in my area had been laid off. When the ax finally fell on my job, I spent 6 months looking for a job, steadily lowering my standards, until I was left with literally no choice.

      I tried my best to be honest and polite with customers, and many of them said that if echostar had more employees like me they wouldn't hate the company so much. I felt that I made a difference, even though the company itself was fairly evil.

      I'm working in a good job now with a company I like, but I have a different perspective. It's easier to understand that not everyone is working in a job they love that they chose freely. I also tend to be nicer to tech support people, and know how the system works so my support calls go much better than they used to.

      --
      Man, you really need that seminar!
    42. Re:Now that's more like it?? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      You have no idea who I socialize with, and you thus made a very bad assumption.

      So, in other words, you're saying that you do socialize with folks who barely afford food, are qualified, and are unemployed, but yet claim that the job market is great? There's something wrong with your logic.

      Sorry about another bad assumption :-|

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    43. Re:Now that's more like it?? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Not at all. I have one friend who cannot find a job. He keeps having the most horrible luck. I never said EVERYONE could get a dream job. In his case he refuses to do anything he feels is 'beneath him'.

      I also know people who are underemployed. In each case it's lack of motivation.

      All the Doom and Gloom stuff about the economy and job market is FUD plain and simple. You can dress it up but it's still a pig.

      Whatever though. You keep putting words into my mouth. Where did I say the job market was great? It's good, and better than anywhere else in the world, but not exactly great since wages are down slightly. All I did was react against the prevalent whining and doom and gloom babble about the economy being bad.

      I was laid off twice in the last five years and got a job within a month or two each time. I know many others who did the same. The difference between us and the people I know who DIDNT find work right away when they lost a job is 90% motivation, 10% luck.

    44. Re:Now that's more like it?? by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you can't explain away a bankruptcy like that. The credit bureau won't remove the BK from the record, they will only include your note (if they deem it)
      The company still sees the BK, and you're still off the books.

      It's just not that simple.

      Around here, fast food restaurants pay minimum wage, and they have hordes waiting to work there. (And most don't speak English natively either)

      Some of my friends have moved to try to get into different markets, while this one in particular can't because he can't afford the court costs since there's children from the extra litigious ex.

      Some people just get screwed. It happens. Have some compassion.
      Worst comes to worst, you had some compassion for someone who didn't actually deserve it... yeah, it's a tough world ;-)

  6. Wonder if this works for other things... by Shihar · · Score: 1

    It looks like AOL read the comments from Slashdotters saying that 950 employees do not constitute a 'massive' layoff. Several news sites are reporting that AOL is getting ready to cut 5,000 jobs...

    I wonder if this works for other things...

    One year delay in Vista a "small" delay? Hell, back in my day when the Duke Nukem Forever team said small delay they meant it would only be a few more decades!

    1. Re:Wonder if this works for other things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  7. Does this mean... by Yonder+Way · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...one person just sent an email to everyone at the office that says "OMG I just got my pink slip" followed by thousands of replies that say "me too"?

    1. Re:Does this mean... by Durrok · · Score: 1

      Doubt it. Usually they either call everyone at home or gather everyone into a big room then escort them out of the office with the police standing by.

      --
      I keep telling myself I'm not the desperate type.
    2. Re:Does this mean... by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the cardboard boxes. You know, the ones that UPS delivers three days prior.. followed by HR persons chasing the UPS person around parking lots shouting "They aren't supposed to see those!"

  8. Economic Perspective by XanC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those people will now be employed doing something useful, instead of perpetuating the existance of AOL. Everybody wins!

    1. Re:Economic Perspective by 70Bang · · Score: 4, Insightful


      They do serve a unique function: Spam control.

      They've been known as the 800 lb. anti-spammers for several years now. Read what you want to in the news about Microsoft's efforts, but fan away the smoke and there's nothing left but the mirror you're standing on. Microsoft has made some money, directed it to their "big three" (Huey, Dewey, and Louie - aka Marketing, PR, and Sales), and Dewey has done a good job of ensuring they make a lot of press by looking terrific. When you hear a consensus of HotMail issues and bCentral.com ratified in the anti world, then perhaps it's safe to venture back online. Microsoft's anti efforts are supposed to be a hammer, looking at 2003-U-CAN-SPAM as a blueprint. Has the volume decreased?

      Aside from AOL, how many other Fortune 500 companies are actually doing something about spam generated by their resources, either by providing online services or have zombies?

      By-and-large, AOL has had at least one person monitoring SPAM-L beyond the PORN (Post Once, Read Nothing) factor, where others such as Tropica have done. When questions have arisen, AOL has been pretty open about what they're doing and resolving issues. If they were like everyone else, they'd have left the guy who walked with their member list go. They pursued his hairy ass and taped his buns together.

      Oh, and Louie could be generating more local (U$) income if the piracy@microsoft.com address actually worked. If you send them too little info, they tell you they need everything. Send everything along with an explanation at the top, and it'll be rejected, telling you it looks too much like spam. Send them text asking which way they want it and silence. Send plaintext message + ROT13 for the headers+payload, silence. Plaintext explaining you are unable to send anything, the response is, "We're working on it." So much for being a good guy. (actually, it started as an experiment and I had to see what happened all of the way around.

    2. Re:Economic Perspective by dodobh · · Score: 1

      AOL has at least one person still on spam-l, and that happens to be the director of their postmaster group.

      --
      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
  9. Not Cool... by MrWhitefolkz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its never cool when any company does layoffs. If Microsoft did a layoff, I know people would be happy because "the tide is finally turning." That is very sad. You should never be happy when someone gets laid off... you don't know who they have to support with that income. It may be their family suffering now that someone got laid off, so be a little more of an adult and don't praise layoffs, from any company.

    1. Re:Not Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh bollocks... If it was a bulk unsolicited email (read: spam) company in Russia that was going under, I don't think you'd be complaining about anyone's lack of sympathy, now would you?

      When a company starts laying off people, it's a sign that they are having hard times. When that company happens to be a really crappy company that does things that annoy the masses, the masses have cause for celebration.

      You may not agree with the other posters that AOL is despicable enough to warrant celebration when they go down, but don't act like you're god's gift to humanity because you would never want to see anyone lose their job, no matter how unethical that job may have been.

    2. Re:Not Cool... by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

      I've been laid off before (funny that the three letter word "off" is so negatively significant in this context) from a fortune 500 company before and I would have modded your comment as "Normal" or better. :)

    3. Re:Not Cool... by kfg · · Score: 1

      You should never be happy when someone gets laid off... you don't know who they have to support with that income.

      But the protection racket is booming and the mob is taking on more enforcers. Rejoice, for the children!

      KFG

    4. Re:Not Cool... by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      It's not always true that a company has massive layoffs because they're having hard times. GM used to regularly layoff thousands of UAW workers just because they had a massive build-up and overproduced, then sent everyone home. 6 months later they're all back at work, and in the 6 month interim they got paychecks for drinking beer and watching fishing shows.

        There are a number of reasons for layoffs. One is to return a struggling company to profitability by cutting the fat. However, most of the fat is middle management. Another reason is to chop off unprofitable arms or acquisitions that are draining resources the company could redirect to generate revenue. Yet another reason for layoffs is to build investor trust (i.e. raise stock values) by creating false profitability on paper. When your company goes from 1 mil. on payroll for the quarter to .5 mil. on payroll, it *looks* like the company is doing well (the balance sheets show 11.5 mil in profit instead of 11 mil). However, most companies learned the hard way with this tactic, and it's been documented that most companies that 'swing the axe wide' never really return to profitability and their stock ends up crashing sooner or later. Shareholders usually aren't fooled for long.

    5. Re:Not Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "so be a little more of an adult and don't praise layoffs, from any company."

      How about grow a pair of balls and DO praise layoffs? I for one would literally throw a big freak'n party if I heard M$ was laying off 25% of their staff!! I mean HUGE party man! I would celebrate the loss of those jobs in style! We would laugh and drink and openly mock the M$ loosers...

      Besides, this could be the best thing that happened to any M$ employee. Perhaps they could go on to write code for a competent company and make a living doing something positive for once... instead of helping polute the IT landscape by working for M$...

  10. I can't wait til AOL is gone. by br0pbr0p · · Score: 1

    They are paying the price for offering crappy services.

    1. Re:I can't wait til AOL is gone. by Venik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If by "they" you mean the corporation and its shareholders, then I've got some bad news for you. They would not be doing this if it hurt their bottom line. Their management will be getting fat bonuses for "streamlining" the enterprise; and their shareholders won't be left holding the hat either. The price is being paid by the 5,000 folks who are getting canned. Besides, chances are that this announcement will be shortly followed by another - AOL hiring 5,000 workers in India.

  11. Slashdot's New Response by dduardo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pftt, only 5000? You can do better AOL.

  12. Too late to get in on the ground floor? by smchris · · Score: 1


    Invest now: http://www.aolmemorabilia.com/links.html

    I saw a fish wall sculpture out of disks some guy did that looked pretty good. And never again will I be able to open my door and say, "I've got mail!" as one of their packages propped up by my mailman falls before me. Actually, the wood/pressed cardboard boxes they got into made nice remailers. End of an era.

    1. Re:Too late to get in on the ground floor? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I remember seeing that sculpture of the fish mounted on a wall. To me the coolest thing was not that it was made out of AOL CDs, but that it didn't sing "Take Me to the River".

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  13. Of what quality are the jobs? by PurifyYourMind · · Score: 1

    Definitely layoffs are not fun; I was laid off from a web firm during 2001 and faced a stressful job search. However, I wonder if this news isn't necessarily as bad as it sounds. I suspect a good percentage of AOL jobs involve call centers, and I know from personal experience that these can be terrible jobs. Granted, (almost) everyone just needs a job sometimes... all I'm saying is that losing a really crappy job isn't as painful as losing a good one.

    1. Re:Of what quality are the jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where most of the support is run for AOL (Canada, the US or elsewhere) but I can tell you as someone who's worked in a call center its a popular place of employment for a great deal of university and college students. It pays a lot more than most retail work and give more flexibility for schedules. Not the best job, true. Have I liked it? Not really. But it pays the tuition!

    2. Re:Of what quality are the jobs? by eddy · · Score: 1

      Did you watch the latest episode of 30 Days? The episode is ''Outsourcing'', about a programmer who lost his job to Indian, and goes there to work and live with an Indian family for 30 days, experiencing the other side for himself. Very good episode.

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
    3. Re:Of what quality are the jobs? by DeadManCoding · · Score: 1

      I worked in an AOL call center doing tech support for almost 2 years, from 2001 to 2003. It's true, it's a call center, but that center employed close to 500 people, ranging from billing to tech support. There were quite a few people in that Arizona call center that were in the process of getting their IT career started. It's a decent starting point, and the possible loss of the center won't devastate the economy of the city, but it's still quite a few people that are going to have a rough time trying to do better.

      --
      "The only constant in the universe is change." - Unknown author
    4. Re:Of what quality are the jobs? by andy1307 · · Score: 2, Informative
      More details in the Washington Post

      At least 45 people whose jobs involved ordering and distributing AOL's free promotional CDs were told last month to take paid leave and look for new jobs, according to one executive who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to the news media.
      A larger portion of the cuts are expected to come from AOL's business in Europe, where AOL has said it is negotiating to sell its dial-up-related business to European telecommunications firms.
      Since the beginning of the year, AOL has shed 1,300 positions, mostly in its call centers in Florida and Arizona. The majority of jobs expected to be eliminated in this round are in the marketing and other divisions related to recruiting new subscribers. AOL and Time Warner executives said they found those efforts were no longer profitable and said they plan to end them.
    5. Re:Of what quality are the jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was talking to a co-worker about this earlier, and we figure that a lot of the layoffs in our area (being in the HQ area) will be contractors and retention oriented people. I just feel bad for the people in this area that get laid off. It is not cheap to live around here...

  14. I'll repeat myself... by alshithead · · Score: 1

    AOL is offering services for free that they used to charge money for. They can't afford to employ everyone they used to with that business model. If you work for AOL, I hope your resume is current. Still repeating myself...users have too many other options for ISP's to spend money on AOL without any real benefit. The non-techies don't need AOL anymore.

    --
    I reserve the right to think for myself. Others' opinions are optional. Puppy on lap = typos...not illiteracy.
  15. Nah by XanC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's just a shift to smaller companies or self-employment; we just don't hear about it. A company laying off 10,000 people is news. 1,000 different companies hiring those people the next day isn't.

  16. MISQUOTE by NoGuffCheck · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry but the article has misquoted John Miller AOL CEO. His actual statement went more like this:

    Following last nights board meeting, the AOL directors would like to confirm the rumours that we have decided to move away from our core business, the manufacture and distribution of drink coasters and frizbees. We are now seeking to restructure the relevant departments and pursue a profitable business model of providing our internet services at no cost to non subscribers. [ Long Pauses ] As a result we belive that within 6 months anyone in our employ today with half a brain will no longer be with the company....*phone rings* ahhh, hello?. yes Satan... sorry I gotta take this

    --
    serenity now!
  17. Recent mass mailing from AOL by QuantumFTL · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's AOL's most recent mailing to all of its customers:

    Dear AOL Member,

    I want to let you know about some exciting changes happening at AOL. Our service has always been an all-in-one solution for our members, consisting of:
          1. Connectivity - a way of connecting to the Internet (through a dial-up or high-speed connection), and
          2. Content and Services - bringing you useful tools and features like email, security and an entertaining online experience once you're connected.

    Today we are announcing that AOL's software, email, and other compelling AOL features will be free to everyone who has an Internet connection -- including your Address Book, Screen Name, the Buddy List® feature and more. AOL will continue to provide a dial-up connection for you, and we will continue to offer several reliable and affordable options for getting online.

    What Does This Mean for You?

    Nothing about your service arrangement with us will change unless you want it to. Your current plan, which includes Internet connectivity, 24/7 customer support, unlimited email storage, your email addresses, and all the AOL content and services you rely on, will still be there for you.

    If you do at some point choose another provider to connect you to the Internet:
            * You can keep your AOL Screen Name and email address for as long as you want to use it, completely free;
            * You can continue to use your AOL software, and you can still get all your favorite features and content, completely free;
            * You will still get AOL's comprehensive safety and security tools, protecting you from online hackers, spammers and identity thieves, completely free.

    All of this is free, no matter who provides your Internet connection.

    Why Is AOL Doing This?

    We're simply changing with the times. There are many options for Internet access, whether it's dial-up or broadband. At the same time, a lot of online content and services are now available on the Web free of charge because they are supported by advertising. So, while your Internet connectivity needs may change over time, what you love about the Web does not. We are now able to ensure that the familiar AOL experience, your Screen Name, your Address Book, your Buddy List, your Favorite Places, and other content and features you enjoy, will always be available to you for free.

    In September, you will be hearing more about changes at AOL. Until then, you can visit AOL Keyword: New AOL for more information and to sign up for informative email alerts.

    Sincerely,

    Jon Miller
    Chairman and CEO
    AOL LLC

    1. Re:Recent mass mailing from AOL by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      I interpretted this press release as follows.

      We're giving away some of our services that you've enjoyed for years for free... to everyone who isn't currently an AOL customer! AOL customers will continue to pay $25.90/month for these features plus basic dial-up!
      --
      GLaDOS for President 2016! "Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure." -- GLaDOS, 2011
    2. Re:Recent mass mailing from AOL by VikingThunder · · Score: 1

      Fixed: "We're giving away some of our services that you've enjoyed for years for free... to everyone who isn't currently an AOL dial-up customer!"

    3. Re:Recent mass mailing from AOL by Chatmag · · Score: 1

      "There are many options for Internet access, whether it's dial-up or broadband."

      How long did it take AOL to admit that? I'll bet he's in therapy.

      --
      Pete Carr Owner Chatmag.com
  18. Obviously... by Hellasboy · · Score: 1

    Anti-AOL, I'm superior blah blah blah eliticism aside. Isn't this obvious? It doesn't make sense to keep people on staff when the companies business model has changed from retaining paid customers to offering AOL for free.

    Just off the top of my head I can see customer service and marketing employees jobs not being as needed.

    --

    "Tread softly because you tread on my dreams"
    1. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, my name is AC and I have an AOL account.

      So I called this morning to switch to the free plan.

      The rep tells me that the zero-dollar plan has no live customer support. Would I like to pay $4.95/month for a plan with customer support?

      I just couldn't help laughing. Do these people have any idea how thoroughly despised their customer "support" is? Was this their grand business plan, that old ladies would *pay* for that kind of abuse?

      And this was after the rep (who had an Indian accent) had to ask me several times to spell my screenname to him. Ok, in fairness it was probably very loud in the call center, but I was tempted to say "A-as-in Amritsar, C-as-in Calcutta..." (Yeah I know how they spell it now.)

      PS. Were any layoffs announced for the Indian call centers? Perhaps those are contracted anyway and don't count as layoffs.

  19. How Do companies make money off just ads? by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

    As commented before, how does AOL think they will make money by more eyeballs viewing ads? the same question could be asked of television ads but is OT so i wont go there. I mean say is more people do indeed view a lot of AOL ads.. if they dont purchase anything then how are they making money? i mean sure the advertisers they are teamed up with will give them money but if said companies are getting sales off ads then eventually the money has to stop. just curious as its obvious that dont plan on making any money off subscribers. Even people with 'aol for broadband' are leaving in droves.

    1. Re:How Do companies make money off just ads? by Hellasboy · · Score: 1

      The same could be said for myspace, digg, engadget, cnn, espn, etc. "AOL" is simply a piece of software (instead of web page) that gives access to different content. However, that leads to the real problem. Their software. It's not the appropriate topic to get into it but it's generally a poor piece of software. What I think they should do is create a customized version of Mozilla that integrates all their online products (messaging, chat rooms, news on netscape.com, webmail, their new 5-gig storage, etc).

      Their plan can only work if they get their act together. However, unfortunately for AOL, their history has metaphorically been where the body doesn't know what the hell any other body part is doing.

      --

      "Tread softly because you tread on my dreams"
    2. Re:How Do companies make money off just ads? by neo8750 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have to remember how large of user base AOL has. Sure its not as big as it was a couple years back but its still pretty huge. My girlfriends mom had AOL for a long time till she got broadband. However she kept AOL even when they didn't offer free (5 dollars a month). The reason for this wasn't because she loved AOL but, since she didn't want to go through and change her emails over to another provider. Now if 1/2 to 3/4 of people who have AOL keep their emails accounts that is a lot of people viewing their ads every time they check there email. I'm sure they have some deal worked out that they get a flat rate for just showing the ads to there customer base. Add that to the ammount they make when people actually buy stuff and they get a commision for it. I think that it probly be possible. Maybe not for a smaller based company but I think they can pull it off.

    3. Re:How Do companies make money off just ads? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      How do companies make money just off of ads? Have you never heard of Google?

    4. Re:How Do companies make money off just ads? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      How do billboard companies expect to make any money from ads? I mean, there isn't even any content there! It's all just an advertisement or structure propping that advertisement up. People do indeed look at billboards, but if they don't purchase anything, then how are they making money?

      AFAIK, the billboard companies gave up on the subscription model a really long time ago. =)

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    5. Re:How Do companies make money off just ads? by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

      but if only a small portion of people buy something then that cant be good right?.

      i guess the appropriate question is, is what is required for the ratio of buy:looking there is and what is considered good enough to pay someone like AOL to show.

      i never buy anything from just ads that i see. if i want to buy something ill search google for it yes but that is not an ad,..thats me searching on my own to go out and find the item that i want. everything else i want to buy i go to local retailers web site and buy it..either that or amazon.com.

    6. Re:How Do companies make money off just ads? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If your question is serious, you need to educate yourself. Might as well start at Wikipedia's article on advertising for a brief overview of unknown accuracy. There's a good quote in it, though, that relates to your inquiry:

      "Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half." - John Wanamaker, father of modern advertising.

      Anyway, the best part of the wiki article is actually the external links at the bottom. Also, see the article on Branding. Good luck and HTH.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  20. Lots more coming. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    It seems like lots of companies are planning small to medium size layoffs. AOL is just one of many here in the states.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  21. I work for AOL by quokkapox · · Score: 4, Funny

    I manage a team of Retention Specialists in Reston (posting AC for obvious reasons). I'm not so sure about all this talk of layoffs. They need us more than they realize, and they would surely be willing to keep us around a little while longer for a slightly lower salary. I mean, if they really decide we aren't needed anymore, they can always reconsider and cancel our employment next month. I'm sure they'll find they really really really miss us after we're gone.

    --
    it's a blue bright blue Saturday hey hey
    1. Re:I work for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I manage a team of Retention Specialists in Reston (posting AC for obvious reasons)"

      Yeah, OK...except you didn't post as AC, Mr. "Quokkapox"...
      - Your Boss

      P.S. Please see HR in the morning.

    2. Re:I work for AOL by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      I mean, if they really decide we aren't needed anymore, they can always reconsider and cancel our employment next month. I'm sure they'll find they really really really miss us after we're gone.

      Geez, you really ARE an AOL Retention Specialist; replace "employment" with "account", and this is the same line they spewed at me a half a dozen times before finally letting me cancel...

    3. Re:I work for AOL by somethinghollow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Man... I was about to say they were probably firing 5000 of their asshole customer retention specialists. I guess I shouldn't make fun of customer retention to their face. :/

    4. Re:I work for AOL by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      As they are retention specialists, wont they just
      use their magic powers to retain their jobs?

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      emt 377 emt 4
    5. Re:I work for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOSH!

    6. Re:I work for AOL by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shitfire! Any retention specialist worth his salt should be able to keep his job, no problem. It's just a matter of offering your boss the right incentives and the right vague threats at the exit interview.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    7. Re:I work for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd, being as there is no retention call center in Reston.

      And oh, since you are a retention specialist, you should be aware that your dept is no longer called retention.

      ahem.

    8. Re:I work for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This smells like a troll to me.

      As far as I know there were never retention people in Reston. They were in Vienna back in the beginning of time. After that they were in the call centers (Tucson, JAX, etc). Today they are probably in Bangalore.

  22. Most of the layoffs are in marketing by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Of the 5,000 layoffs, 4,999 are the people who send you AOL frisbees. The other is some guy who ticked off the boss.

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  23. I agree by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    AOL could recover, but it is very doubtful that they will. To do that, it will require them to quit trying to compete head on against MS in MS's backyard.

    They could roll a linux distro and even offer it on their own system. In fact, they could create the system and target the newbies or those with old windows systems. This would allow them to quit trying to compete with MSN under MS's rules. But I have always given them little chance of doing it.

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  24. AOL + Massive Layoffs .... by hydraulos · · Score: 1

    halo, p0rn, heck anything my day just got brighter

  25. GoodBye by Cr0t · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... and slowly started the mouse cursor to move over the X. This my kids, will be the last time you will hear 'Goodbye'

  26. Re:Not so bad, either.. by symbolic · · Score: 4, Insightful


    It's one of the risks inherent in participating in a capitalist economy. The potential exists to do very well, but there is also the potential that things might slip in the opposite direction. Is it cool? Not really, because it does tend to disrupt peoples' lives. Do I feel sad for them? Not really, because it's all part of the game called "US of A". And let's not forget that there are other parts of the world where just getting a single meal is the biggest worry.

  27. Work Free For 45 Days! by poormanjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    If after 45 days you are not completly satisfied with your Employment Service Provider, cancel at no charge!**
     
    **You must call to cancel your employment status or will continued to be employed at the standard rate.

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  28. This doesn't mean anything.... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    .... As you're still going to get their CDs in the mail.

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  29. more money in the economy? by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If AOL has, what?, around 20 million subscribers, and each was paying on average $20/month, isn't that $400 million dollars a month that will be pumped back in to other areas of the economy? Given that 'only' 5000 are being laid off right now, I suspect that the increase in other spending on 'net related (or entertainment, or whatever) will, on the whole, be able to create jobs for those 5000 somewhere... I realize I'm talking somewhat in the abstract, but *damn*, that's a lot of hard cash that will be freed up on the consumer side.

    1. Re:more money in the economy? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      *damn*, that's a lot of hard cash that will be freed up on the consumer side.
      It's already spent, on gasoline. Basically we're funding our opposition in the global war on terror.
    2. Re:more money in the economy? by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      Actually from the consecutive ridiculous quarterly profits of Exxon ($10 BILLION in profit for 1 quarter? I know they are big but that is kinda nuts) and the others, I would say we are mostly funding them.

    3. Re:more money in the economy? by 4of12 · · Score: 1
      that's a lot of hard cash that will be freed up on the consumer side.

      It's already been spent to fill up the tank. Enterprising laid-off AOL employees have already converted themselves into barrels of oil^W^W^Wprivate security contractors in Iraq to take advantage of this economic opportunity.

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    4. Re:more money in the economy? by rkd2110 · · Score: 1

      What kind of backward logic is that? Since when does the net revenue of AOL is being pumped back into the economy (I know how wide scope economy works, but you have balancing factors here that completely negate this proposition)? Furthermore, did you forget that those 5000 employees whose salaries have been 'freed' are also consumers? If they don't have any income they won't be able to spend money, hence pump money into the general economy. And this will definitely happen before the money saved on their employment will have any positive global effect. Geez.

  30. Re:AOL + Massive Layoffs .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if a few other things were to happen, like AOL laying off the rest of their workfarce, and have Micro$hit, $ony-Bony, Adobe, Pretendo, etc. Were to follow suit by laying off their enitre workfarce as well, then my day would be even brighter.

  31. where are these 5000 by crashelite · · Score: 0

    humm i wonder if these 5000 are from the support line... can i cancle my membership.... please.... come on i asked nice... oh ur still trying to help me?

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  32. Layoffs Are Common by SHOCKWIRE+Sports · · Score: 1

    This happens in every industry, for pretty much every company at some point in time. If a company has too many employees and the numbers aren't adding up, layoffs are unfortunately inevitable.

  33. Re:Not so bad, either.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you've never been laid off then, right?

  34. Just need to know. by guabah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Which employees are these?

    The people who work at the AOL booths giving away coasters(CDs)?

    The Mexicans who work customer support in Spanish?

    Coders and network admins?

    Because the article doesn't give much details.

    1. Re:Just need to know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at AOL, and thus saw the all-hands yesterday.

      The brunt of the layoffs are going to be taken by AOL Europe. We're selling off our units there, and then partnering with the people we sell them to. Whether this means that these people actually lose their jobs, or just find themselves in a new corporation, is unknown. That leaves 2000 jobs that'll be lost domestically. A good bit of these are going to be in the dial-up areas. They also talked about cutting digital services. I don't what exactly comprises digital services, but I figure that some money-losers are going to get axed.

      Inevitably, a few IT folks who did support for the 2000 will be chopped. People who aren't in dial-up, by and large, are not concerned around here.

      Fact of the day: over half of Yahoo's page views come from their email service. If Yahoo can be profitable like that, so can we. Our advertising business grew really fast last year - faster than Yahoo, slower than Google. I think, slowly, corporate is starting to understand that technology is key.

  35. This shows why capitalism works! by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 1

    You're talking about displacing 5,000 other people from their job, their primary source of income (most likely), and you think that it warrants a "now that's more like it"? I'll bet you'd be a lot less glib about it (and way more pissed off) if it was your job on the line. Especially if you saw people making comments like that!

    Actually, this is a prime example of why capitalism beats out other systems. Yea it sucks for those 5000, but it is the best thing in the long run. AOL is a dinosaur that has no place in a high-speed internet world. Why should they linger? Why should 5000 people work on something as useless as dial-up modem support when they could be much more productive to society doing something else??

    In other systems, AOL might be a state-owned company filled with politician's kids and propped up past its time with tax-dollars from actual productive companies. Capitalism *FORCES* people to make the tough choices. The federal government could NEVER fire 5000 workers even if they are completely useless and are wasting resources.

  36. re: AOL and unemployment by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    If it were my job on the line, I would *hope* I had the foresight to realize that my days working for AOL were going to be numbered. I'm not saying it's a good thing more tech. jobs are being lost in America -- but the majority of these were "bottom of the barrel" jobs doing phone support and sales. It's really only a couple steps above the "bad old days" of telemarketing. Most of 'em are still reading off of scripts, and don't really know much about what they're trying to sell/sign people up for.

    I can't say for sure, but I think it's a good guess to say the more skilled people doing systems administration or coding for AOL probably got transferred to other places in the company.

    Despite all the AOL bashing, a considerable amount of work had to go into the constant refinements and updates to their interface. I remember when AOL didn't even know how to do a decent job of handling a broadband connection vs. dial-up, and when many types of email attachments weren't handled properly at all. In the latest version, it's obvious they put a lot of work into improving those areas, among many others. That stuff doesn't just code itself.

  37. You should research the Auto Industry by Metroid72 · · Score: 1

    When I interned at Ford in 2002 the worldwide employee population (salaried+hourly) was near 500K. As I left the company in January of this year it was lower than 330K with a major revitalization program on the way.

    I'm sure there's more examples like that to mention. Although everything is relative to the size of the company, but, the numbers are way more telling.

  38. Missives of September by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

    AOL is Web 3.0!!! Where do my eyeballs sign up for this pay-per-click multilevel marketing bonanza. Both of them missed the first two bubbles. They blame me; instead of blogging like I was supposed to I wasted (am currently wasting) my talents getting modded off topic on slashdig. We want some of that Web 3.0 cash. Now. Referrals. My eyeballs might like Roland Pickypail if he kicked down. We want referral fees for my teflon eyeballs. How many frogclick ringtones did my clickthroughs sell for you? APIs!! APO's!! IPI's! PAP's! Frog click. Frog click bad. Class action.

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  39. AOL doesn't suck. by kahrytan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    /. users do not need AOL any more but new computer users do need them. They have made internet easier to use. It is unfortunate 5,000 or more workers are loosing their jobs but the economy is growing so they won't be out of work for long.

      It would seem that AOL is still in reorganization and are trying to find it's niche in the broadband market. And the AOL software will change as a result. AOL Explorer is probaly the beginning of that change.
     
    /. users may not need AOL but others do need aol and will continue to need aol or similar service.

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    1. Re:AOL doesn't suck. by kingsean · · Score: 1

      Garbage. The people you speak of do not *need* anything. They have just bought into the services that AOL offers and have become complacent with it all. From such a standpoint, there is not a problem; some people, once using a service and relatively happy with it, do not care to look into other options. That is the problem. People get pulled into this service and if--more like when--AOL crumbles, customers will find that AOL is not the world wide web as they market themselves. You can switch from satelite to cable, get the same channel options and still not be bogged down by the switch. The menu might change a little bit along with the remote, but it's still television and you can still find your way around, etc. My mother hates when something on the computer changes (that is, hotmail changes its interface or the connection responds weird) but I'm positive if we had gone the route of AOL, then switched over to broadband with a different company, the change would have been a bit more harsh.

    2. Re:AOL doesn't suck. by kahrytan · · Score: 1

      Well, I have been helping a new computer user. They have found AOL software much easier to use then just using browser or email client. The computer is too confusing for them.

      Though, I am glad AOL.com is getting easier to use. It makes the switch off AOL to DSL for them easier.

      On the other hand, I got rid of the blue E on the desktop. I immediately made Firefox and Thunderbird the default apps. They never experienced IE browser yet. And they are to computer dumb to know AOL uses IE. I am aiming to make Firefox their main browsing client.

      I would have turned their shiny new dell into a Linux box but Dell doesn't send Recovery disks with their computers anymore. It's a shame to throw away good windows license. It would have been nice to throw new computer user into Linux right away.

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    3. Re:AOL doesn't suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck the newbs. All non developers shouldn't be using computers anyway

      now I'm going to beat off while watching anime

  40. layoffs ? by phreakv6 · · Score: 1

    i see more ads for aol on indian billboards here in bangalore recently.

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    1. Re:layoffs ? by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      maybe they're outsourcing their costumers!

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  41. As an old CompuServe member... by TheNoxx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've been waiting for the symptoms of AOL's impending doom for years upon years. All I can say is: Good fucking riddance, you CD-spamming, English-torturing hellspawn of a company. You took my precious CServe forums from me, and now you will perish. I do, in fact, believe I've been saving some champagne for when AOL finally dies. I'll go dust it off in anticipation.

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    1. Re:As an old CompuServe member... by vtcodger · · Score: 1
      I have to agree with you that the clowns who systematically destroyed the Compuserve Forums deserve to be pounding the bricks. However it sounds to me like they are going to be firing the AOL workers, not the AOL management team. Maybe hold off on the Champagne until you read an announcement that the 3000 top people at AOL were refused entry to the facilities this morning, and were given 30 minutes to clear out their desks. That'll be the time for celebrating.

      Don't drink much anymore, but I'll make an exception for that.

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  42. Layoffs != AOL Going Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Most of the layoffs are expected to be in either Member Services, Marketing or the Access business. This is in line with the direction of where AOL wants to go. It really doesn't mean anything to AOL's future except that they are a) selling off the European business and b) they don't need to have the same marketing machine that they needed to before to sell access.

    This does NOT mean that AOL is shutting down shop on the current customers. They will be supported as long as they want to pay for access. But the joke about the CDs is actually probably spot on. Yes, this move means the CDs pretty much go away and yes, the some of the people being let go are the people who sent the saucers.

    So, ultimately, these layoffs are meaningless to the overall picture. If AOL had suddenly morphed into Google or Yahoo, the same thing would have happened. Google doesn't sell access and Yahoo doesn't sell dialup (although there are broadband deals they have been associated with). So, if AOL is to become successful in the same way, they would be shedding those very same employees in some manner.

    What will be the real predictor of AOL's demise? Look to the new VideoSearch initiatives in particular. That initiative is being pushed from on-high, and there are some people's jobs at AOL which are quite safe because of that initiative. If VideoSearch works out, AOL will be hiring more people, not less, because the current staff working it is already overworked. Should success be apparent, the 5,000 jobs lost by October could be all rehired for Streaming and Video.

    Do I think it *will* work? No idea. Needless to say, no one currently employed at AOL is naive about the possibility of failure. At the same time, Video and Streaming is pretty big and it's about the only place AOL seems to be in a position to lead in, so success is possible.

    AOL employees are quite well aware that AOL isn't providing anything other than repackaged things that other people have done first, and usually better. And some of the senior management know that this is the case too. There has been more than one meeting where a VP was asked, "what are we doing that is original?", and the exec sort of stood there, thought for about a minute and eventually said "nothing I can think of other than Video". Scary, but at the same time, it's rather heartening that they didn't try to tell us that something like the new Netscape site (aka Digg) was going to propel us back to a leadership position. It won't.

  43. Re:Not so bad, either.. by MrWhitefolkz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've survived layoffs and I've been laid off. I love business and I understand its part of our economy. I don't have a problem with layoffs. I have a problem with people being happy about layoffs just because they don't like the company.

  44. High "Duh" Factor..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

    Did anybody at AOL ever stop to think that people are leaving AOL and avoiding it like a dead skunk because it has become nothing more than a giant Ad Service? It's just more than a bunch of advertisements masquerading as an ISP, and AOL hasen't figured out that they can make alot more profit from paying subscribers than from a bunch of sweetheart advertising contracts.

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  45. All just ants anyway.... by tnk1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People forced to leave a job that they use to support their families is never a "good" thing. It may be a necessary thing, or it may be an inevitable thing, but it is nothing worth being happy about. I am disheartened, but unsurprised about the almost gleeful reaction of some posters in this thread and the other. It's the same sort of drivel you get when you take anyone who is more concerned about their idea for "improving humanity" than actually caring about humans.

    Of course, if this happened to a relative of yours or a friend, I doubt that you'd be so cheery. Happily, in this case, you've got an axe to grind and you have no personal stake in the lives of the people affected. Congradulations, you have scaled the moral high ground and can now lob down spitballs on the people beneath you without worrying about friendly fire incidents. I bet from all the way up there, they just look like ants anyway.

    Stay tuned for the posting of the layoff dates so that you can be ready to show up at your nearest AOL office and jeer the people being escorted out by security. I'm sure they deserve everything they get because they worked for AOL. Make sure and wear your "Don't be Evil" T-shirts for maximum effect.

  46. Power by ThePopeLayton · · Score: 1

    This just goes to show how truly powerful slashdot has become...

    1. Re:Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of what AOL has become today, we can't deny their force in the evolution of the online business. They brought alot of people to the online space. Let's just hope that they can shift their buisness model and remain profitable while continuing to employ people and spend money on technology. In the end, AOL is and always was important to some substance. Let's hope for a posative from them moving away from their access business.

  47. Employee Inbox tomorrow morning by rodgster · · Score: 1

    Employee Inbox tomorrow morning......

    You've Got Mail!

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    1. Re:Employee Inbox tomorrow morning by Elminst · · Score: 1

      More like; "You've got Pink Slips!"

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  48. That's how capitalism works by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At the risk of sounding like a libertarian (which I'm not), that's how capitalism works. A crappy company goes under, and in the process some people lose their jobs. Then some other company rises and those people get another job.

    Note that there's no need to get doom and gloom about it. I know that for the average citizen unemployment and inflation are signs of the apocalypse, and politicians use them as such in campaigns... then proceed to forget that they promised solving both. That's because they're not. Read something about keynesian economics, which is how the economy works nowadays, and especially about the Phillips curve.

    In a nutshell, there's a corelation between the two, and if you push one down, the other one goes up. And what governments can do is pick a point on the curve and try to keep the economy around that point.

    What does this have to do with this? Well, it's darn simple: for the last 60-70 years (depending on the country) everyone had the unemployment basically where they wanted it. In spite of the constant "waah, another company lays off 5000 workers, our country is doomed" scares, that's never actually been a long term problem. So some other company or several smaller companies will figure out "hey, look at all the workers we could hire in city X" and proceed to do so.

    Incidentally that kind of a correlation isn't even just an effect of the last century, but you can see effects as far back as, say, the 1300s and 1400s. The plagues and resulting utter lack of unemployment for, say, peasants, caused a massive inflation and were in the end the cause of the Renaissance.

    And you can see the same economics at work on a smaller scale in the limited domain of IT in the dot-com bubble, where lack of enough workforce caused the salaries to spiral up out of hand, and the cost of any resulting program reflected it. There the impact was absorbed by the rest of the society, but imagine the same economy-wide. If for every job there wasn't a pool of unemployed workforce, and companies had to pay a premium even to get receptionist, you'd see the prices rising accordingly.

    It may seem calous and lacking empathy to say that someone has to be unemployed for the economy to work, and it partially is, but that's how it works. Rebelling against it is like rebelling against gravity: not very productive. We have to work with what works, not with what would be an idealist utopia. All we can do to make it more palatable is to offer some unemployment benefits and some government demand for work and move on.

    And at the risk of going off topic, that's another reality that we have to live with: that governments actually have to do that kind of thing. In spite of bullshit pseudo-economic theories idealizing lean governments and some idealized image of unrestricted 19'th century capitalism, it stopped working that way in the Great Depression. That's when the economy of scarcity ended. The countries that got out of the crisis fast were the ones whose government overspent: be it FDR's New Deal, or Germany's and Italy's spending on armament. The countries which didn't, got to enjoy a jolly good depression until WW2: e.g., Canada.

    Funny what things you get to learn when you take your economic theories from real economists, instead of from novelists. (*cough* Ayn Rand *cough*) But that's another discussion for another time.

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    1. Re:That's how capitalism works by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you gave a lecture on economics. I think the parent comment was just expressing sympathy for the people losing their jobs. Try having a little compassion.

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  49. I wonder... by tritox · · Score: 1

    how many if any of these people get offered jobs at time warner.

  50. But 3,000 of them are.. by NevarMore · · Score: 1

    ...in Europe, so Slashdot doesn't care.

    Though it is important to note that AMERICA Online doesn't sell very well in EUROPE.

    On the upshot, after 14 years of AOL, my parents have made the transition to DSL and real IMAP email access. Days before they cancel, they find out that all the hassle of making sure people had the new email addresses they get to keep them. Thats good customer service, being good to customers even after they stop paying you.

    1. Re:But 3,000 of them are.. by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      That's a really important point.... Time/Warner used language that is quite misleading (and slashdot's editors ate it up of course)...

      Time Warner is currently in the final phase of negotations to sell off its AOL European operations, which have about 3,000 employees...

      What Time Warner said was they expected to have about 5,000 fewer AOL employees *worldwide* within six months. Here is the quote from the Washington Post:
      http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic le/2006/08/03/AR2006080301401.html

      "In a meeting yesterday morning at the company's Dulles headquarters, chief executive Jonathan Miller told employees that 5,000 of the company's 19,000 worldwide positions would be eliminated."

      By selling off the AOL business in the .uk, France and Germany, that eliminates AOL positions... but whether the people are laid off or not will be up to the telcos that acquire AOL Europe.

      So for the anti-American haters on SlashDot, most of the layoffs are on you! Enjoy!

      (German unemployment rate: 10.6% US Unemployment rate: 4.8%)

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  51. Biggest mistakes of AOL by DrXym · · Score: 4, Insightful
    My thoughts on some places where AOL went wrong.
    1. Underestimating the intelligence of their audience. Yes, their audience is clueless, but they're getting a clue. The AOL client is still stuck in a world where they believe users can't deal with more than 6 bookmarks
    2. Dumping Mozilla / Gecko. AOL had a chance to free itself from the decrepit browser made by their main competitor and they blew it for a set of golden handcuffs.
    3. Arrogance. Hey we have 30 million customers, so squeal piggy! Oh wait, 29 million, 28 million...
    4. Risk averse. See Gecko for big example. Scared of changing anything for fear of negative press when the VBScript and MIDI attachments on some retard's homepage no longer works.
    5. Adverts, adverts, adverts. All over the place. Why are people paying for this shit again? It's like adware but you pay for it.
    6. Expense and hassle. Costs more than a regular ISP service, insists on loading your machine with shitty software to make the service work.
    7. Treat your customers like shit. Under no circumstances should customers be allowed to unsubscribe. If they dare to try, lead them through a barrage of questions designed to confuse, stall, waiver or otherwise keep them paying.
    8. Golden cage mentality. Try escaping from the AOL world by following links. It's hard than you think!
    9. La, la, la, I can't hear you! The rest of the web builds up its own content models that are far richer and far more flexible than anything in AOL
    10. Marketing morons. Every technical feature in the product is dictated / vetoed by marketing. Innovation sits in the corner weeping.
    11. Sack the talent. Anyone who is capable of innovating, e.g. Netscape, Nullsoft etc. should be sacked. Any talent that remains should have all individuality sucked out of them. Force them all to adopt indecipherable aol.com addresses, e.g. sbob0345@aol.com and sap their will by forcing them to do all their business through the shitty Thunderbird-esque "AOL communicator".
    12. Punching a gift horse in the mouth. What to do when you have THE Windows music player in your portfolio, capable of streaming, videos, online content? Nothing. Nothing at all. Finally and belatedly throw some half-assed music store into it, a mere 5 years after it no longer matters.
    13. Synergy or lack thereof. What to do when merged with a massive multimedia conglom? Why very little of course. Pay lip service to synergy but don't bother to do anything to generate revenue such as sell video on demand, music, skins for WinAmp / Netscape etc..
    1. Re:Biggest mistakes of AOL by kriston · · Score: 1

      I like your comment but #12 is more than a little bit misleading. Most of the Nullsoft software was integrated into the AOL client software, AIM, and AOL Media Player. It's what AOL Media Player is and what AOL Radio/Radio@AOL became, though nobody would notice that because it's all under the covers. A good example of this is the Ultravox streaming protocol http://ultravox.aol.com/ just to name one.

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  52. let me see if I got this straight by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    US AOL==SOL && UK AOL !EOL

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  53. Terminate my employment? Oh, I don't allow that... by 2e · · Score: 4, Funny

    AOL REPRESENTATIVE "JOHN": Hi this is John at AOL... how may I help you today?
    AOL HUMAN RESOURCES: We wanted to terminate your employment.
    John: Sorry to hear that. Let's pull my account up here real quick. Can I
    have your name please?
    HR: Vincent.

    John: I've had this job for a long time.
    HR: Yup.
    John: I work here quite a bit. What was the cause of wanting to terminate my employment today?
    HR: We just don't use you anymore.
    John: Do you have outsourced or subcontracted employees elsewhere?
    HR: Yup.
    John: How long have you had those...
    HR: Years...
    John: ...the ones in India?
    HR: ...years.
    John: Well, actually I'm showing a lot of hours of this employee.
    HR: Yeah, a long time, a long time ago, not recently...

    John: Okay, I mean is there a problem with my performance?
    HR: No. we just don't use you, we don't need you, we don't want you. We just don't need you anymore.
    John: Okay. So when you use me... I mean, use my services, I'm saying, is that for business customers or for... for home users?
    HR: Dude, what difference does it make. We don't want you working at AOL anymore. Can we please terminate your employment?

    You get the idea...
    -Steven

  54. Wal-Mart by eWarz · · Score: 1

    Well, i noticed a palette with 3 boxes of AOL cds the other day at walmart, each box had something like 100 cds. I wouldn't say they are going away just yet.

    1. Re:Wal-Mart by zachsandberg · · Score: 1

      As I was tossing my trash out at the local Burger King yesterday, sitting directly on top (where the trays are supposed to live) was an AOL CD dispensor. Suprisingly enough, it was only half full, which would seem to indicate that there are people still buying into thier "services". I was just tempted to knock it in..

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    2. Re:Wal-Mart by Arimus · · Score: 1

      AOL CD's (actually any CD) with a small hole drilled in them towards one edge make a wonderful way of scaring birds from crops ;) I wonder if some farmer near by went and grabbed a few...

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  55. Mr Fazlazen.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... allow me to introduce you to Miss Irony.

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  56. If they are that clever and experienced.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Why are they not contracting?

    Or heading their own bussiness?

    Sorry pal, the jobs are out ther, but it is only for people with some skills and determination.

    If recrutiment is so draconian that even your credit rating is scrutinized in order to get a new job, then one should move to a different state or country.

    There are options, but people want the easiest one, which is not necessarily the best one.

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  57. Spare us the drama. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Nobody's family starves to death just because you lose your job, specially in developed countries (where most /.ers are located).

    A paycheck is not necessary to feed your family on these places. Is to what any self respecting individual aspires, but not having one is not a tragedy of the sorts many /.ers paint.

    It may be an unpleasent experience but by large is not a life threatening one for anybody but the mentally ill (depression, etc).

    You want tragedy?

    I have friends in both Beirut and Basra. Being a techie there puts to shame the little complaints most /.ers have about bein jobless.

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    1. Re:Spare us the drama. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that we can't spare sympathy for someone who lost a job because there are other people worse off? That poverty really isn't an issue unless people are starving to death? Or are you saying that because there are people suffering elsewhere, we should heap scorn on those with lesser tragedies?

      That's what I'm seeing on some of the posts here, and you seem to be defending them.

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  58. It is not cool in the US because .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... labour laws are crap.

    In civilized countries workers get some compensation to help them while they find a new job.

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  59. What should people do then? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Prop up a company that lost the clu-o-meter 10 years ago?

    Sorry pal, we can't have it both ways. Most people, rightly, dislike AOL, this reflects and lower marketshare, lower profits (or both) which eventually impacts the workforce.

    People in general gloath about AOL problems, not about the individuals affected by this measure.

    Come down from your high horse, you have no reason to be riding it.

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    1. Re:What should people do then? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      If you want to be happy about about AOL's demise you can cheer at the income statements or the shrinking subscriber numbers. That's plenty of "good" news if you dislike AOL.

  60. Froup by rs79 · · Score: 1

    "I think we reached terminal September when that knight guy, Tim Burners, invented the graphical usenet at CERN."

    I have a good friend that no longer has a net.connecion. She said it was all over the day they added pictures.

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    1. Re:Froup by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      She said it was all over the day they added pictures.

      She must have been a fan of ASCII pr0n.

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  61. Re:Not so bad, either.. by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    I have been, twice in fact, yet I agree with the GP's sentiment. Layoffs are part of doing business in a capitalist economy. I didn't *like* it, but I understood it and even went back to work for one of the 'offending' companies by choice (I had another job when they called).

    Not everyone is a 'poor me' whiner. Some of us understand that life can throw you curveballs. You adapt, improvise, and overcome. That's the only real choice.

  62. Not "people", AOL employees by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    They can always adopt the tactic of their customer "service" department, refuse to leave, and become insulting and abusive whenever their management try to make them.

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  63. Mass layoffs by daevt · · Score: 1

    The Bureau of Labor Statistics considers anything over 50 employees (over the course of five weeks) to be a mass layoff: http://www.bls.gov/mls/ (first paragraph)

  64. Severance package by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    but will the severance packages be paid in AOL CDs?

  65. AOL now with new Paycheck Blocker by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a feature, not a terribly flawed cashflow model.

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  66. AOL does serve a function by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Actually AOL does serve a function, and quite a useful one - security.

    For one aspect, as someone mentions in another thread, AOL has been aggressive about keeping spam under control.

    For another side, a co-worker uses AOL simply as a more secure through-point for his family. They offer the multiple accounts with 'parent' and 'child' privileges, and allow the parents to set the criteria and for the children. I'm under the impression that there is also some other security filtering going on for mail and browsing, as well.

    One more learned may scoff at the idea of AOL as a security provider, but for Joe 6pak it's a heck of a lot better than going out on the net naked, security-wise.

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    1. Re:AOL does serve a function by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      That must be new. When I had an AOL account in the late 90s, I got a few hundred spams a day. This was before spamming was even all that common. Their only answer was to block the particular address, which of course did no good. When did AOL suddenly start caring about spam? I know they sued that spammer and recovered his Porsche, but that was mainly a PR stunt.

    2. Re:AOL does serve a function by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      For one aspect, as someone mentions in another thread, AOL has been aggressive about keeping spam under control.


      Yeah, by throwing out the good indiscriminantly with the bad. When people contact me about a notification or registration or confirmation email that they didn't receive, it inevitably is an AOL account. I don't even bother to try to fix "their" problem if there's no money involved. This last week, though, someone wrote me three emails (which I replied to three times) saying that he never received his email registration for some software he purchased from me. Each time I explained that AOL was probably throwing out my responses as spam. He eventually gave me a Verizon email address to cc to, which I did. The email was received instantly.

      AOL is obsolete and treats its users real email no differently than spam. I strongly recommended that this user abandon AOL and use a real ISP exclusively because his use of AOL was making his inbox unreliable. I know if my ISP was doing that poor a job filtering my spam (by throwing out three good emails one after the other), I'd be cancelling, too.

  67. What?!?!? by QMO · · Score: 1

    1. When I lost a job (contract not renewed) I DID get money while I was looking for new work.

    2. I would rather have recieved that extra money when I was working.

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  68. (Nelson Muntz) by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Ha Ha!

    Youre the only one on slashdot who uses AOL!

  69. Cry Babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's with all the cry babies bitching about the people happy about the layoffs? The world isn't black and white, people. AOL is a terrible company and part of a terrible media conglomerate. Hurting AOL is worth hurting AOL's employees, especially if those employees were the guys on the phone who won't let you cancel your account. Or if the guys they fired were responsible for the mass AOL install CD mailings or for arranging that AOL is put on every preinstalled copy of Windows in the world. I hope the guy who said "You've got [sic] mail" got canned with this batch too. These people and their jobs sucked. Enjoying that they're not doing that shitty work any longer doesn't make you a bad person.

  70. This is capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a fluid thing. If Microsoft laid off 5000 people, that's 5000 people who are qualified to work well in a number of MS enviroments who would be snatched up by companies who may otherwise be unable to get that sort of talent in that price range. For AOL, you've got a number of networking people and high traffic network programmers who will probably make a great living somewhere else.

    Its really nothing to be upset about. The people who have it worst are probably customer service/accounting types. Developers are a hot commodity these days.

  71. Re:Not so bad, either.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound a lot like a man who has never been laid of...

    (not that I have either, but I have seen friends go through it, it affects a great deal more than just your bank account)

  72. Clever Ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It will simply make it more difficult for AOL users to cancel their account.

  73. Re:Not so bad, either.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having sympathy for someone else's problem isn't a 'poor me' attitude, it's called empathy, you'all should try it sometime.

  74. A reminder About AOL's Quality by ajgeek · · Score: 1

    I just want to point out that AOL has been marked the WORST tech product ever according to http://www.pcworld.com/article/125772-2/article.ht ml# PC World Magazine.

    This is truly a sign that people are starting to realize this. But speaking as a benchman who actually gets to see the computers this TOTAL CRAP is on, and the people bringing them in proclaiming their undying love for it makes me think that AOL will continue to have a presence for a while until someone can figure out how to get the old people (and I mean it, more elderly use AOL than any other client that ever comes in) off of it. Either that or sadly, we'll have to wait for them to die before AOL finally goes out as well.

    AOL is a wretched tool, I'm glad they're finally starting the trek into internet oblivion. I just feel bad for all the people they screwed in the process, client and employee alike.

  75. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  76. Nothing new by glider524 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is just business as usual. I've been working in IT for a large Fortune 100 bank for 8 years now, and I'm familiar with the long-term cycles of announcing some news (dropping sales, shifting markets, missed forecast, mergers announcements, whatever), then doing some layoffs. After seeing for a long time how the politics and the employee review process work, I strongly suspect layoffs often aren't as much about a company being economically unhealthy, as about periodic shedding of employee dead weight. In AOL's particular case it sounds rather more economic, but that's atypical.

    Large corporations tend to be constantly hiring and growing, unless a hiring freeze is actively on--and even then they make strategic exceptions. All mid and upper-mid managers are ever hungry for a larger team because that boosts their power and profile over time within the company. The whole hiring process in a large corporation is usually a lot less self-aware then in a small business--they don't know who or what they really need for the long term good. So, it can only be so efficient--a lot of screw off and/or incompetent and/or unpleasant-personality people end up getting in to large corporations by putting on a reasonably good face during the interview process. After getting in, they're entrenched. They float around at a few projects underperforming and being disliked, going under a variety of different managers until nobody want to deal with them any more. I've seen some employees do this for years and years. It tends to be damned hard to get rid of them because no lower-level manager wants to have to personally deal with their firing. For HR legal reasons, unless they blatantly break a major company rule or kill someone, you have to painstakingly document exactly why they cannot do their job to fire them for cause. Not to say that everyone who gets laid off is bad, but a lot of times their section has more bad people then not so they get swept up departmentally.

    After several years, the barnacle-class of people accumulates until they comprise about 10% to 20% of the mass population. Upper management then periodically recognizes that the company needs to shed some unneeded employees, but know it's perceived as unfair and politically unpalatable to demand personalized firings, so they come up with a neutral reason... a company-wide "slowdown". It serves as a good unchallengeable excuse to get rid of extras and undesirables. To try and do it without using trumped-up news and mass waves invites a constant bunker mentality and an excessive amount of infighting, paranoia, and company politics.

  77. Re:Not so bad, either.. by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    Sympathy wasn't what I was talking about. I was referring to people who ascribe nasty motives to corporations that do layoffs. Their motive is profit, as it should be if they are a publically traded company. If that means laying people off then that's just life. Do I feel for the individual circumstances of people? Sure. Do I feel sympathy for people who won't get another job? Nope, and yes I say 'won't'. There are always jobs out there. They might not be the kind of job one wants, but they sure do give you a paycheck while you look for something better.

  78. Looks like I made the right decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the Needham office closed almost nine years ago, I decided to not move to Dulles. Looks like I got out in time! *whew*

    Posting AC to avoid the public ridicule for having worked for AOHell.

  79. Well, here's why by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, I'll tell you why the whole economics lecture. Because judging by the invariable doom-and-gloom posts, I'm left with the impression that the whole inclination to act like it's some major irreversible tragedy, is precisely based on not understanding economics. People act as if 5000 people out of job is some permanent thing, akin to 5000 getting buried alive in a landslide, or at least 5000 that'll be for ever unemployed.

    What that whole economics lecture is telling you is: "Not so, grasshopper. For every 5000 who lost their job, there'll be (approximately) 5000 who'll get a new job. A lot of them will be the same people too." In other words, hey, show some empathy and cheer for those, will you?

    And, perhaps a lesser point, but it has to be said anyway: because lamenting the practices of capitalism (e.g., layoffs) while reaping its rewards, is akin to mourning the turkey while eating it at the Thanksgiving dinner. A bit hypocritical.

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  80. Some numbers by coyotecult · · Score: 1
    That's going to take a while:
    In 2005, AOL saw a $333 million increase in ad revenues, with a $722 million decrease in subscription revenues. In the first half of 2006, that trend continued, with a $210 million gain in ad revenues and a $383 million decline in U.S. subscription revenue. Subscriptions still brought in more than $7 billion of AOL's $8.3 billion last year, dwarfing its $1 billion in advertising revenue.
  81. What I like about this post by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    is that it implies that Americans get to eat because they're capitalists, and because of their massive natural resources and the stablity of having weak countries at their boarders. Hell, they're not even capitalists. You've got socialism for the rich (subsidies, bank insurance, S&L buyouts, defense contracts, etc) and capitalism for the poor ( who just have to suck it up when their jobs get shuffled around ). Your problem is your assuming the game is still being played. The rich fucks of the world have already won it, so much for a middle class.

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  82. Re:Now that's more like it? by pi_rules · · Score: 1
    Finding a job that pays more than minimum wage in all this turmoil is very difficult and you should be thankful you got one.

    Bull.

    I want you to show me one classified job listing that pays minimum wage. Here's the local job listings for the city I live in, Grand Rapids, Michigan. There's over 1,300 jobs listed in that link and I bet it would take you a long time to find one of these minimum wage jobs.

    Michigan's economy is shit compared to the rest of the country. Grand Rapids' major employers are bleeding out and laying off people left and right for upwards of 4 years now. Last I knew we had the only Army recruiting center that hadn't yet missed their quota since the start of the Iraq war. If that isn't indicative of a crappy economy I don't know what is.

    Did you hear about the episode of 30 Days where the two hosts lived off minimum wage jobs? They couldn't get a job that actually paid minimum wage.
    First and foremost all those minimum wage jobs are scarcer than the producers apparently thought. All the easily-found jobs pay more than minimum wage. Spurlock signs on with a temp agency at $7/hr; his companion Jamieson dickers her wage down to minimum so as to not cheat the show's premise. (Spurlock quits when he finds deductions bring his take home down to a measly $4.26. This is important. We return to the puzzle of his deductions shortly.)
  83. Re:Now that's more like it? by shoma-san · · Score: 1

    That doesn't add up... They couldn't find a job at minimum wage because all the illigal aliens in the country currently occupy those jobs.

  84. Re:Recent mass mailing from AOL - Quality control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Today we are announcing that AOL's software, email, and other compelling AOL features will be free
    > to everyone who has an Internet connection -- including your Address Book, Screen Name, the Buddy
    > List® feature and more.

    I read this sentence as, "we're going to give your Address Book, Screen Name, and Buddy List to everyone with an internet connection, for free."

    This doesn't sound like a positive development for their customers, but perhaps things aren't changing as drastically as their CEO would have you believe. As an AOL Customer, you are likely used to this.