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  1. Re:Passing the buck on India Rejects One Laptop per Child Program · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As a minister in a far eastern country that shall go unnamed, I am very concerned about the health effects of these western laptops.

    Exposing children to toxic chemicals and complicated heavy machinery in sneaker factories and similar industrial environments is regrettably one of the ugly necessities of partaking in the spirit of new enterprise that allows us to join the global community. I believe the expression is that "it is required to break many eggs before one enjoys the omelet."

    However, instructing our children in the use of a device that may facilitate the exchange of untempered democratic ideas and other destabilizing counter-cultural principles will make it far more difficult for us to promote the adoption of those attitudes and habits appropriate and indeed necessary to ensuring both the continued well-being of each individual citizen, and that of society in general.

  2. Re:Absolutely... on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 1
    xenophobic? you think these machines are aliens?

    are you sure that slamming a technologically advanced race of alien robots in the face is really a good idea?

  3. prior art? on Ancient Reptile Had Wings Like a Fighter Jet · · Score: 1

    So could some defense contractor use an aspect of this fossil's design as evidence of prior art in a patent dispute?

  4. Re:I buy hotwheels cars practically every other da on Re-Inventing Hotwheels · · Score: 3, Funny
    Most days he doesn't come back with one, or if he does still have one, you can bet it wasn't the one he took.

    that's going to become much less endearing in 10 years or so when he's driving your car.

  5. Re:Encryption on Microsoft, Yahoo Finally Merge IM Networks · · Score: 1
    Personally, I'm rarely bothered about anyone eavesdropping on me asking my sister how she is.

    That's a relief.

    PS. I hope she's feeling better -- summer colds are the worst.

  6. Re:Is there a cure? on Genetic Reason for Your Gadget Habit · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is there a way to cut the levels of this enzyme?

    yes! I have developed a brand new, never seen before cure for this affliction. I bet you want some now, don't you?

  7. Re:Cleanflix, not Walmart on Cutting out the Naughty Bits Ruled Illegal · · Score: 1
    If I want to marry a person of the same sex, how does that affect you? If affects me because marraige is a social institution, by definition. If you & your partner were isolated on an island, the concept of 'marriage' would be mute. Other people (aka society) interacting with you forms part of the definition of 'marriage'. So, my answer is, of course you should be able to 'marry' any consenting adult, but you should not be able to force me to recognise your relationship as marriage.

    This appears to suggest that you believe that the state's sanctioning a marriage means that you yourself are forced to recognize it as valid and acceptable. That being the case, why should the state force anyone to recognize any marriage? That is, why should the state be in the business of sanctioning marriage at all?

    If you would respond that marriage confers benefits on society that the state should support, then what are these benefits that are conferred only by heterosexual marriage?

    Furthermore, why do you believe that the state's sanctioning of homosexual marriage forces you to recognize it as valid and acceptable? Presumably if you were against capital punishment, and your state has the death penalty, your state is not compelling you to recognize capital punishment as valid and acceptable, and you are free to convince others that it is not. You appear to be responding to complaints that preventing homosexuals to marry restricts their freedom with the argument that allowing homosexuals to marry restricts your freedom of people who disagree with this marriage. How is this actually the case?

  8. Re:Implications of Google as a verb? on Tech Buzzwords Added to Dictionaries · · Score: 1
    "IAMANAL"?

    I think that's more of a confession than you meant to provide.

  9. Re:'Texting' is a Noun? on Tech Buzzwords Added to Dictionaries · · Score: 1

    it can also be an adjective (participle), as in "My texting citation caused me to lose my license."

  10. Re:I know what to do... on Gangs on the Internet · · Score: 1
    Publish a Grand Theft Auto MMORPG and use google adsense to advertise it on gang blogs...take real world crime into virtual space....and make money....wonderful.

    and in that MMORPG there will surely arise an insufferable lawyer who complains that the real world has become a gateway to video game violence.

  11. Re:Can anyone say "knee jerk" on Australia Wants to Regulate Internet Streaming · · Score: 1

    you mean the majority of voters are.. if the election was close, the voters for John Howard may be a minority of the population when you take into account people who can't (underage/felon) or didn't vote. I think that's why we have so many stuffy politicians (at least here in Boston, where bars close at 2AM because the geriatric thought police want to make sure we wake up in time for church).

  12. key factor on Plasma Needle to Replace Dentist's Drill · · Score: 4, Funny

    sure the plasma needle sounds better than the drill *in principle*, but the article fails to mention key factors, namely: what's the reload time and how much ammo can you carry?

  13. Re:snaps! on A Car Navigation System That Takes Pictures · · Score: 5, Funny
    We could use this to take pictures of women and associate the women with their locations - a kind of new-age black book!

    I've tried that.. the problem is that their location keeps changing, and the faster you take the pictures, the faster their location changes in some random new direction.

    I'd explain why this happens, but it involves a lot of math.

  14. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund on 'Big Brother' Eyes Make Us Act More Honestly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose pretty soon the RIAA will demand that all blank CD's come pre-printed with a pair of teary puppy-dog eyes.

  15. Re:I like google as much as the next /.er, on Google to Test PayPal Rival · · Score: 1
    Just as long as Google doesn't replace Slashdot with GDot ... I'm thinking they're ok.

    I'm thinking GSpot would bring more traffic.

  16. Re:Futurama on Futurama Returns · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The problem is that everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, even when they don't.

    that's why I love the Slashdot 'Funny' mod. It always lets me know when to laugh at a joke, so I don't feel left out.

  17. Re:All the original actors? on Futurama Returns · · Score: 1
    Phil Hartman was never in Futurama. He died in 1998. Futurama started in 1999.

    ok, I can accept that, but I hope at least they resign Richard Nixon.

    whoa! I mean re-sign! RE-SIGN Mr. Nixon! We miss not having you to kick around any more.

  18. Re:2 F's down, 1 to go! on Futurama Returns · · Score: 5, Funny

    firefly is taking a bit longer because of the extra F.

  19. Re:The real question.... on China Getting 'Serious' About Spam? · · Score: 1

    harvesting organs from people to whom you've just given a lethal injection.. someone over there needs to retake Police State Governance 101.

  20. Re:Great news on Researchers Hack Wi-Fi driver to Breach Laptop · · Score: 5, Funny

    actually thanks to rigorous backwards compatibility, you can be perfectly safe from productivity all the way through Vista.

  21. Re:Getting justice twice? on Teen Sues MySpace Over Sexual Assault · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Doesn't she already get justice by having the 19-year-old jailed?

    As Marcus Aurelius once observed, "A man cannot gold-plate his Ferrari with justice alone."

  22. Re:Age? on Netscape.com Loses Its Identity · · Score: 1

    you said it, buster. I'm 93 and can hardly stop myself drooling when I think of those lovely, lovely kidneys. Plus, Alba's my blood type!

  23. Re:How does he do it? on Jack Thompson's Violent Game Bill Signed Into Law · · Score: 1
    I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.

    tsk, tsk, looks like someone's been playing a bit too much GTA

  24. Re:Quality or quantity? on A New Search for MySpace · · Score: 4, Funny

    more importantly, if you brainwash a kid into buying your deodorant now, they may mindlessly buy it for years and years to come, whereas most older people are already brand loyal, and even if you do brainwash an 80-year-old guy, he might not finish his first stick before he keels over.

  25. Re:a recipe for microsoft on Why Ballmer Should Leave Microsoft · · Score: 1
    seems like if that worked, everyone would be using windows apps on linux, and then more and more programmers would start developing for linux since everyone uses it anyway, then eventually no one needs Windows API and M$ can go farm goats or something.

    Of course, maybe that's what you were intending to happen...