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  1. In other news on FTC Approves Google-DoubleClick Deal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rumours that the vote was carried out online, on a page which hosted a brightly coloured, flashing DoubleClick advertisment which proclaimed 'Approve the merger and win a PlayStation 3!!!' are still yet to be confirmed.

  2. No revenue range for Google? on Official 700MHz Bidder List · · Score: 3, Funny

    I notice there's no revenue range or bidding credit listed for Google in the PDF document - Did they not have room for all those zeroes?

  3. Bad move... on Startrek.com Shutting Down · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have thought twice about having a 'Red Shirt Friday' in the office I guess...

  4. Just turn it off on Does Constant Access Shatter the Home/Work Boundary? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Staff expressed fears about BlackBerries contributing to a longer working day

    Just going out on a limb here, but couldn't they switch it off when they don't want to be working?

  5. That's a bit bland... on Scientists Trap Light In Nano-Soup · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's hope they're currently developing nano-croutons.

  6. Re:Also.. XP SP3 RC1 on Vista SP1 Release Candidate Available · · Score: 3, Informative
  7. This is a great idea and all, but... on Opera Files EU Complaint Against Microsoft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How am I going to download an Internet browser if my Operating System has no way of browsing the Internet?

  8. A cheaper alternative on Playing With Atomic Clocks At Home · · Score: 1

    Just buy a clock and don't put any batteries in it - It's guaranteed to be 100% accurate two times a day.

  9. Re:The article forgot to mention another possibili on How To Beat Congress's Ban Of Humans On Mars · · Score: 1

    Just send them without spacesuits and let the cosmos sort it out.

  10. The article forgot to mention another possibility on How To Beat Congress's Ban Of Humans On Mars · · Score: 1

    Okay, so humans on Mars are banned... How about we send RIAA lawyers instead?

  11. To misquote Dr. Strangelove... on A Look at Microsoft's Security War Room · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You can't patch in here, this is the Microsoft Security War Room!"

  12. This would never happen on Facebook Beacon Privacy Issues Worse Than Previously Thought? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure Facebook would never monitor my activity on other si

    It looks like you're writing a comment criticising Facebook! Would you like to:

    - Delete the comment
    - Tell everyone how great Facebook is?
    - Add some more useless junk to your Facebook profile?
    - Spam all your friends with a picture of a 'cute' travelling bear?

  13. Re:And here is me... on Media Research Exec Says Music Industry Is On Its Last Legs · · Score: 4, Funny

    If that doesn't get the RIAA knocking on your door, I don't know what will...

  14. I'm not buying my Mum one of these... on Sloshing Cellphones Reveal Their Contents · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can just see her filling her mobile phone full of water when 'the liquid has run out'.

  15. Re:One sad part about it : on Why the BBC's iPlayer is a Multi-Million Pound Disaster · · Score: 1

    70th and 80th? Man, you guys have long months.

  16. Re:Xubuntu on MPAA College Toolkit Raises Privacy, Security Concerns · · Score: 1

    When the RIAA were asked if they'd be providing their own tool to deal with college kids, they responded by stating that Gene Simmons would be available for interviews shortly.

  17. Re:Xubuntu on MPAA College Toolkit Raises Privacy, Security Concerns · · Score: 5, Funny

    An MPAA tool that runs on Linux... I can see a few Slashdot heads exploding from that conflict this very minute.

  18. Re:My ISP on Mark Cuban Calls on ISPs to Block P2P · · Score: 1

    Bredband2 - Is that some kind of yeast-based network?

  19. Re:Perhaps off-topic, but indicitive of the compan on Samsung Caught Bribing Government Officials · · Score: 1

    Sandisk != Samsung

  20. Never mind seconds... on Vote To Eliminate Leap Seconds · · Score: 1

    When's the vote to eliminate Monday to Friday?

  21. Re:What exactly are you doing AMD? on THG Labs In Depth With AMD Spider · · Score: 1

    Is not about 'not trying' to create performance leading parts, but rather the simple fact that AMD don't have the manufacturing clout that Intel does. Regardless of engineering talent between the two firms, Intel have always been one step ahead with regard to manufacturing processes and die shrinks, and it's telling that the only time AMD have ever really led the market performance-wise for any period of time was when Intel made a huge mis-step with their Netburst architecture. Short of another slip-up from Intel, AMD are going to have to continue to carve out niche markets and compete on pricing.

  22. Re:I SUPPORT THE BILL on Anti-P2P College Bill Moving Through House · · Score: 1

    Gene Simmons? Is that you?

  23. Re:What a dilema... on World of Warcraft's Brand New Rootkit · · Score: 1

    Someone should make an MMORPG about it.

  24. Re:Storage requirements? on White House Ordered to Preserve All Email · · Score: 1

    I heard it was somehow designed around a series of tubes.

  25. Re:google time on Microsoft CIO Stuart Scott Gets Axed · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a bit heartless - It was probably using Google and not Live Search that got him into trouble in the first place. ;)