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  1. Re:Correction on Stallman Says Pirate Party Hurts Free Software · · Score: -1

    hahahaha, mister Anonymous mcJuniorcollegedropout is butthurt because he can't even get a job doing tech support. Most slashdotters' technical knowledge starts and stops at using the search box on demonoid.com to find Iron Man bootlegs. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiil.

  2. Re:I hate time sinks on Massively Single-Player Gaming? · · Score: -1

    You should have gone to a better college.

  3. Re:Unfortunately, it will never happen. on NASA Plans To De-Orbit ISS In 2016 · · Score: -1

    I'm so glad no one listens to you when its time to spend the tax money.

  4. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED on British Library Puts Oldest Surviving Bible Online · · Score: -1

    Fuck off apologist.

  5. Oh please on Blizzard Confirms No LAN Support For Starcraft 2 · · Score: -1

    I'm sure blizzard really wants your 20-hour-a-week-job money.

  6. Re:Serves them right. on Rapidshare Ordered To Filter Content · · Score: -1
    Once president is set

    Hahahahahahahahaha you are so fucking STUPID. Haw haw haw haw haw! "President" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You went to a public school, didn't you?

  7. I modded you flamebait. on The Truth Behind the Death of Linux On the Netbook · · Score: -1
    Time to start watching your language.

    Oh, and complaining about the moderation system in your sig won't get you very far with me :/

  8. Re:Surprised? on Teen Diagnoses Her Own Disease In Science Class · · Score: -1

    Did you know she was a whore before you married her?

  9. Re:Surprised? on Teen Diagnoses Her Own Disease In Science Class · · Score: -1

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Are you even sure it's your baby?

  10. Re:Kepler in chem class on California To Move To Online Textbooks · · Score: -1

    Just goes to show that anyone can get into AP classes. if you rely on point-by-point rebuttals to make your arguments, one of your teachers has failed you.

  11. Re:My Solution on Solution For College's Bad Network Policy? · · Score: -1

    haha, someone's pissed. And you called him a shitcock! Oooooooh- I bet he really sat up and started paying attention then. He was like "this guy may be a community college moron who will never have an IT job, but he's using bad words that are only seen in online forums so I better listen to what he has to say." Yeah, you tell that shitcock. How dare any college enact a network policy, and how dare anyone attempt to enforce it! Fucking shitcock! You know what else he is? A fuckdick. Fucking asspenis fuckdick shitcock!! Caca pee pee penis dick fuck shit cunt pissface shitcock!!!!1

  12. Re:That article is from 2005... on New Mac Clone Maker 'Quo' To Open Retail Store · · Score: -1
    You're just pissed because you know you could never afford to live here ^_^

    You should have studied harder when you were younger.

  13. Re:Iâ(TM)m from the government and Iâ(TM on Who Would Want To Be Obama's Cybersecurity Czar? · · Score: -1
    It wasn't until this that I seriously considered supporting the Pirate Party.

    You're tired of sitting back and doing nothing, so now you're going to stand up and do nothing! Oh, wait - you haven't even gotten there yet, you're only seriously considering lending "support" to an online petition masquerading as a political party. Well, baby steps I guess. I still commend you for wanting to make a change though; instead of just sitting there and complaining like most people, you're going to sit there and complain on the internet! But only after "seriously considering" it.

  14. Re:wood for the trees on Hackers Breached US Army Servers · · Score: -1
    when you are busy trying to defend against the most advanced crackers around

    Are you serious? Are you really going to parrot that asinine "hacker vs. cracker" bullshit in 2009? You're like one of those stranded Japanese soldiers who thinks World War II is still going on.

  15. Re:Lack of sleep IS dangerous on The Dangers of Being Really, Really Tired · · Score: -1

    Hate to break it to you sparky, but ABC doesn't give a shit about you.

  16. Re:If I were sleep deprived on The Dangers of Being Really, Really Tired · · Score: -1
    Sorry Lance Armstrong, but you got owned. The other guy's comment was well-written, witty, and funny as hell(at your expense). You, on the other hand, come off as a dumb jock- and a boring asshole, to boot. Maybe you should post later after you get some sleep(ohhhhhh burn!).

    ^_^

  17. You mouthbreather. on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: -1
    *whoosh*

    You did an excellent job of demonstrating the grandparent's point, and it wasn't even a very good one.

  18. Re:Onion News Network Coverage on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: -1
    I wasn't aware a person's sexual orientation had such negative connotations.

    I guess you've had your head up someone else's ass for the last fifty hears.

  19. Ok, I'll bite: on External Airbag Designed to Protect Pedestrians · · Score: -1
    Democracy is the theory that the common idiots know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

    Tell us, what is it that distinguishes you from "the common idiots?" Give concrete examples.

  20. Re:Try an IUD on Reliable Male Contraceptive In the Works · · Score: -1, Troll
    Nobody cares. I know you're very eager to brag about how your getting laid(I don't think it counts when you to wait until you're married), but going into details about her reproductive health and side-effects of her period is the wrong way to go about it, and it tells me that you're so pussy-whipped by this bitch that you piss sitting down. When she's giving you details about her period cramps, frequency of bleeding, color of the spots on her panties, she's really telling you that she doesn't respect you as a man, and she really sees you as one of her girlfriends instead of a partner she's sexually attracted to.

    She's probably fucking someone else.

  21. Re:Ummm... on Virginia Health Database Held For Ransom · · Score: -1

    Nope, you lose. But thank you for demonstrating why some people need to be legislatively strong-armed into contributing into society. The fact is that you are too short-sighted and immature, and I suspect not quite intelligent enough to realize that it's not really "your money" that's getting taxed per se, but "our money." and some coercion is necessary to protect the money that keeps our schools running and our roads paved, from being wasted on gas-grill barbeques and spinning hubcaps. Instead of complaining about the money that's being "taken away," you should be thanking us(as a society) for letting you keep the share that you still have. In a way, it's society that's paying the taxes to you, by allowing you to use that share of money(that rightfully belongs to everyone) to purchase cable tv and power tools from the Home Depot.

  22. Re:I block the Politics section for a reason on Battle Lines Being Drawn As Obama Plans To Curb Tax Avoidance · · Score: -1

    I guess there's nothing left for you to do but leave then, huh? Since everyone here turns a blind eye to injustice, the next logical step is to start a blog where someone might notice you wailing and gnashing your teeth, right? We're all sorry to see you go. Seriously, I'm covering my face in ash and railing against the cruel god that's taking you away from us. The women(all 5 of them here) are spending the whole night in front of their computers to keen over your brilliant farewell post until it's covered in a .gif of a burial shroud and deleted. We're also going to honor you by deleting 30 user accounts, so they can serve you in the afterlife- feeding you hand-peeled mod points while you recline near a river of wine. cmdrtaco will issue a proclamation, in your name, stating that all political stories are to be banned from slashdot. The politics and YRO sections will be deleted, the ground where they once stood covered in salt so nothing grows there for ten generations. As an act of contrition cmdrtaco will step down as editor, and spend the rest of his days roaming the earth clad only in chains and filthy robes.

  23. Re:Zeitgeist on Pirate Party Banned From Social Networking Site · · Score: -1
    Either way, I call Godwin's on this thread.

    Nobody cares what you "call" on this thread, moron. Take your plastic badge and go play hall-monitor somewhere else.

  24. Re:H1N1 A flu, please on Swine Flu Genetics Suggest a Vaccine Is Possible · · Score: -1

    Fuck you asshole, I'll call it whatever I want.

  25. Re:Not a hard prediction on Twitter Considered Harmful To Swine-Flu Panic · · Score: -1
    Sorry, matey, I finished Uni; didn't drop out till *after* i got my degree

    I really don't care, you're still an idiot. You can't justify your belief in the psychic friends network without contradicting yourself, or using some weasely "4 out of 5 dentist prefer" non-statistic. Oh, and that wasn't an ad-hominem, I was just making fun of you for being a gullible dipshit.