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  1. Re:It's a hole in the line-up on Apple Making a Spreadsheet? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So *you're* the Goatse guy!?

  2. Not so wrong after all... on MSN Search Has Arrived · · Score: 1

    Put in a search for "Miserable Failure", still get Bush. Not so off, after all? ;)

  3. Re:Wow, scary. on USPS Service Kiosks Taking Pictures of Customers · · Score: 1

    Huxley wrote "Brave New World". Orwell wrote 1984. Just a little hint for your next libertarian pro-privacy rant.

  4. Re:Touche on Computer Problems Already Affecting Florida Voters · · Score: 1

    IE; Broken and unsatisafactory.

    I agree...but Microsoft aside...!

  5. Re:I wait! on Have a Nice Steaming Cup of Java 5 · · Score: 2, Informative

    > perl -pi -e "s/\\benum\\b/myEnum/g" *.java

    Don't forget the \b for word breaks, or you might end up with something a little different than you intended.

  6. Re:You know... on Samsung Demos Future Memory Chips · · Score: 0

    Who do you hate that badly? :D

  7. Re:Good Idea on McBride Says No More Lawsuits From SCO · · Score: 1

    The real Darl writes only in Italics...

  8. Re:Why does Apple have a problem with this? on Real Responds to Apple's Hacking Claims · · Score: 1

    Because if Real screws something up in the process, it's Apple and the iPod that look bad. Apple wants control of their brand identity---not a bad thing, IMHO.

    Now, if an individual wanted to do the same thing to get their own .rm files playing on the iPod, power to them. It's the corporate sponsored aspect of this that pisses Apple off.

  9. Re:Pre-announced on Apple Delays New iMac · · Score: 3, Funny

    You've got your damn transparency! Haven't you seen the menus??

    --Steve Jobs

  10. Re:Good on Apple Delays New iMac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know this...this is UNIX!

  11. Re:Too Soon From The Cave on Ray Bradbury's Reasons to Go to Mars · · Score: 3, Funny

    Osama, that you?

  12. Re:Nip it in the bud on Spyware Becoming Worst Tech Support Problem · · Score: 2, Funny

    Be sure to include:

    66.35.250.150

    That kills more of my time than I know what to do with.

  13. Re:Would this be any better in an OSS environment? on Blackout Cause: Buggy Code · · Score: 1

    If you had been without electricity for a week and if you had the source to the application you might have had some insentive to look into the source yourself to prevent it from happening to you again.

    Remarkable, with no power.... :P

  14. Re:No more for Duracell or others? on Linux Duracell CPU Load Monitor · · Score: 1

    And why the heck is anyone doing a dumb project like this? I mean sure, it's neat, but its entirely impractical. You can have software monitor the temperatures reported by your motherboards built in temperature sensors. Or go further and put a digital LCD in the front of your case that shows the temp. Using the battery thing is quite silly.

    Ahem...

    The smart thing to do is not always the right thing to do. If you do the right thing, you are damn smart. -Me

  15. Re:You're wrong! on Engineer Deconstructs Literary Criticism · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can't prove that!

  16. Re:GNU/Richard Stallman on Stallman On Free Software and GNU's 20th birthday · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope to GOD that you used a script to generate that and did not spend all the time in Slashdot's editor typing it out manually.

    In case you didn't, here's one for you:

    perl -e '$_=<>;print map {$_=qq{GNU/$_ }} split'

    Please use this for all future GNU/humor attempts.

  17. Re:No not really... on AOL Lays Off 450 In California · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's AOL 9.0 Optimized! You'll want to finish that house of CDs with a Snoop Dogg record.

    (Nice sig, BTW...)

  18. Re:Neils Bohr on So You Think Physics is Funny? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This legend, the truth of which is not necessarily related to
    its value, concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the
    University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height
    of a skyscraper with a barometer."

    One student replied: "Tie a long piece of string to the neck
    of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the
    skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the
    length of the barometer will equal the height of the building."

    This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the
    student was failed immediately.

    He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably
    correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter
    to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was
    indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge
    of physics.

    To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in
    and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer
    which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic
    principles of physics.

    For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased
    in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running
    out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely
    relevant answers, but couldn't make up his mind which to use.

    On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:

    "Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the
    skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it
    takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then
    be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad
    luck on the barometer.

    "Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the
    barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its
    shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper's shadow,
    and thereafter it is simple matter of proportional arithmetic
    to work out the height of the skyscraper.

    "But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could
    tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like
    a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the
    skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the
    gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sq root(l / g).

    "Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it
    would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the
    skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up.

    "If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of
    course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pres-
    sure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and
    convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the
    height of the building.

    "But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise inde-
    pendence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly
    the best way would be to knock on the janitor's door and say
    to him 'If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give
    you this one if you tell me the height of this building'."

    The student was Niels Bohr, the only Dane to win the Nobel
    prize for Physics.

  19. Re:start while they are young on MPAA School Propaganda Program Examined · · Score: 1

    I wonder if someday some kid will be
    like "Copying music is worst than stealing cars"


    <Devil's Advocate>

    From a (producer focused) economic perspective, it is. Stealing a car results in the purchase of another car from the manufacturer (whether it be through insurance or personal replacement). Copying music results in one less person who would buy the music from the manufacturer.

    </Devil's Advocate>

  20. Re:I know how to win, with no changes to the mouse on The Oldest Mouse Contest · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no, no! This will result in a very young mouse! What you need to do is speed the universe up to the speed of light while leaving the mouse stationary.

    Voila! Old mouse!

  21. Re:well what I prefer.. on GNOPPIX: Bootable GNOME CD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to mention you could wake up with an AOL CD staring at you from across the bed.

  22. Re:This is why I hate geeks on Unreasonable Limit on Open Firmware Passwords · · Score: 1


    Honey, is that you?

    (Or should that be "U"?)

  23. Re:Yeah, right... on Haunted Houses Explained: Infrasound · · Score: 1

    So now we just have to explain how the elephants got into the haunted houses

    They got there from the clouds, of course!

  24. Re:not gonna do it. on 41 Million Sign Up for National Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 1

    On confering with my tin foil hat database, doing a cross-lookup with your Slashdot ID, we have determined that it is under your sofa. Jeez, I thought they stopped selling that style in the 70's...?

    Love,

    The Government

  25. obJesus on MIT Robot Walks On Water · · Score: 1

    easy--they just know where the rocks are...