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  1. Re:Carrier pigeoon. on Libya SIGINT Jamming Satellites, Towers · · Score: 1

    It could be carried by an African swallow

  2. Re:OK, my shot at a joke on Researchers Create Computer That Fits On a Pen Tip · · Score: 1

    About 3 Empire State Buildings per The Weight of an Elephant

  3. Mighty quiet here on Bandwidth Being Throttled In Bahrain? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is Slashdot throttled? I can't possible be FP

  4. rogue hackers on The Seven Types of Hackers · · Score: 2

    Does Rogue Hackers include all the roguelikes such as Net Hackers, Moria Hackers and Angband Hackers?

  5. Re:n00bs on How To Crash the Internet · · Score: 1

    You all forgot to put the #*D(@5&%h++ NO CARRIER

  6. Re:Am I doing this right? on Sony Lawyers Expand Dragnet, Targeting Anybody Posting PS3 Hack · · Score: 1

    <quote>Da: da daa da, da da daaaa da, daa daa daaaaaa</quote>

    In my head it sounded like "Smoke On The Water"

  7. Re:Horrible. on Slashdot Launches Re-Design · · Score: 1

    Go for it

  8. Re:This will help on Egypt Shuts Off All Internet Access · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will help with the IPv4 address pool problem too

  9. Re:This one makes some sense on FBI Seeks Suspect's Web Game Records · · Score: 3, Funny

    ditto

  10. Re:Doctor, doctor on Doctor Marries Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS Explodes · · Score: 1

    Dr. Imhaus: Doctor.
    Austin Millbarge: Doctor.
    Dr. Imhaus: Doctor.
    Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor.
    [Imhaus exits]
    Dr. Marston: Doctor.
    Austin Millbarge: Doctor.
    Dr. Marston: Doctor.
    Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor.
    [Marston exits]
    Karen Boyer: Doctor.
    Austin Millbarge: Doctor.
    Karen Boyer: Doctor.
    Emmett Fitz-Hume: [amorously] Doctor!
    [Boyer exits]
    Jerry Hadley: Doctor.
    Austin Millbarge: Doctor.
    Jerry Hadley: Doctor.
    Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor.
    [Hadley exits]
    Austin Millbarge: We're not doctors!

    -later-

    Bob Hope: Ah! Mind if I play through. (Hits his golf ball) Doctor.. Doctor.. I'm glad I'm not sick.

  11. Re:Universal Health, I mean, Internet Care? on Comcast Accused of Congestion By Choice · · Score: 1

    I am a step ahead of you! I have access to HUNDREDS more web sites, with the email and internet gaming add-on package bundle for just $29.99 more!

  12. Re:Ranging from proof of life to first contact? on Curious NASA Pre-Announcement · · Score: 1

    O/OREOS, The White Stuff

  13. Re:Hope It Helps End the Fighting on US Army Unveils 'Revolutionary' $35,000 Rifle · · Score: 1

    "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
            Dwight D. Eisenhower, From a speech before the American Society of Newspaper Editors, April 16, 1953

  14. Re:Bah! Stupid "the narrative" on Autonomous Audi TT Conquers Pike's Peak · · Score: 1

    you forgot "what could possibly go wrong?" and "in Soviet Colorado, car drive you!"

  15. XP "Downgrade" on Did Microsoft Alter Windows Sales Figures? · · Score: 1

    Of course the numbers are fake. Every computer sold today with XP on it counts as a Windows 7 sale, the "downgrade" is a BTO option.

  16. Re:from comments there on Soviet Image Editing Tool From 1987 · · Score: 1

    It was reliable, you just had to drop it to reseat the chips every now and then

  17. Re: One solution that's legal on ABC, CBS, and NBC Block Google TV · · Score: 1

    1. User agent is just a few menus deep, no need to root
    2. Hulu and the networks closed that loophole already

  18. Re:Headline Is So Very Wrong on How Google Avoided Paying $60 Billion In Taxes · · Score: 1

    It's true. Welcome to America.

    google "red states"

  19. Re:So they are dropping another tech on Apple Deprecates Their JVM · · Score: 1

    You do know that 'Java' is to 'JavaScript' as 'car' is to 'carpet'.

    Unless it's a 'magic carpet', I don't see the analogy.

    my car has carpet in it

  20. Re:Uhhhhh. on Pirate Parties Plan To Shoot Site Into Orbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    what's the country code for space?

  21. Re:Just thought I would point out... on 10/10/10 — a Nice Day To Celebrate the Meaning of Life · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine a cluster of those!

  22. Re:My answer to Google's proposal on Google Patent Proposes $2 Fee To Skip Commercials · · Score: 1

    YES

    Here's my $2, never show me a commercial again.

  23. Re:Well that's stupid. on Amid Controversy, EA Pulls Taliban From Medal of Honor Multiplayer · · Score: 1

    You don't remember them erasing the twin towers from movies?

  24. Re:This would scare the hell out of me on Airbus Planning Transparent Planes · · Score: 1

    Actually, I get more nauseous during turns when I'm in the middle rows of a plane, and all the windows I can see have the shades shut. It's like being blindfolded and spun around.
     

  25. Re:Needs a caption on Video Showing Half a Million Asteroid Discoveries · · Score: 2, Funny

    The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.