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Like what, people would link to www.badgerbadgerbadger.com?

To finally conclude this religious debate, click here for a Holy message from The Lord. Make sure to watch it through to the end, or you will miss the point.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later. Probably when this cool badger movie is over. This thing is longer than the LoTR trilogy, but I think it's almost over.

mandrake mandraaaake! mandrake, ah mandraaake!

for those of you staring blankly at your screens wondering where the hell all this came from, please behold badgerbadgerbadger.com

i wonder if weebl can be convinced to do a third badger flash where they have shell prompts, and in some scenes can be seen gnawing on 'clippy'...

While on the subject of badgers.

I've always wondered why the only popular uses of Flash that spread via word-of-mouth are horrifically awful.

Badger, Badger, Mushroom.

All Your Base.

Hamster Dance.

Singing Rats

Strong Bad is marginally better quality, but it's still hardly on par with a lot of good animation out there.

What the *hell* is wrong with the human psyche?

Maybe it's just an exhaustion with polished, glitzy, perfect, tweaked-by-marketroids stuff. Adult Swim has to do so well for *some* reason...

how about www.badgerbadgerbadger.com ?

That these badgers are the way forward for Linux.

You literally have an all singing all dancing Linux system (rimshot)...

I'm sorry for those who've already seen it, and even more sorry for those partaking for the first time.

For a full updated list of sites pulling april fools jokes see here

Some of the latest enteries:
livejournal.com - on userinfo pages, "Friend"/"Friend Of" -> "Stalking"/"Stalked By"
www.gpf-comics.com - Comic mirrored.
smh.com.au - Yum-cha trolleys with "L" plates
www.clutchfans.com - Patrick Ewing returning to NBA
www.freeciv.org - Freeciv ANSI client
www.rav4world.com - Closed? Should have announced that TOMORROW!
www.retrocrush.com - Nude pics of Jaclyn Smith
westcoaster.net - Roller coaster site turned into teen girl site
www.meowpawjects.com - Sock people forced webmaster to take website down.
miceage.com - Disney merges with Walmart
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com - Badgers replaces with zombies
skepdic.com - Skeptic's Dictionary closing
fool.com - Buffett buys Krispy Cream
launch.com - Britney Spears & Jason Alexander To Renew Wedding Vows
MetaFilter.com - Turned in to a Wiki for the day
www.ddrkc.com - owner sold site to a user that is unpopular
brownpau.com - March for Web Standards
www.beyondunreal.com - ut2k4 production suspended
globetechnology.com - Microsoft Solitaire
www.modernwiccan.com - Randomized Color Scheme
bbs.fuckedcompany.com - Site shutting down
www.diary-x.com - looks like diaryland!
theprp.com - Music site to "Previously Ridden Ponies"
mpx200.org - Pocket PC with 2Gb system memory/Smart Drunk Pocket PC application
www.macosxhints.com - triple G5 Powermacs
www.slyfx.com - AOL buys slyfx
palminfocenter.com - Palms for toddlers.
www.carniola.org - fake news story
eikenes.alvestrand.no - Considering porn spam to be in a separate dialect to everything else
defunctgames.com - Pimps At Sea fox xbox

For a full updated list of sites pulling april fools jokes see here

Some highlites:
livejournal.com - on userinfo pages, "Friend"/"Friend Of" -> "Stalking"/"Stalked By"
www.gpf-comics.com - Comic mirrored.
smh.com.au - Yum-cha trolleys with "L" plates
www.clutchfans.com - Patrick Ewing returning to NBA
www.freeciv.org - Freeciv ANSI client
www.rav4world.com - Closed? Should have announced that TOMORROW!
www.retrocrush.com - Nude pics of Jaclyn Smith
westcoaster.net - Roller coaster site turned into teen girl site
www.meowpawjects.com - Sock people forced webmaster to take website down.
miceage.com - Disney merges with Walmart
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com - Badgers replaces with zombies
skepdic.com - Skeptic's Dictionary closing
fool.com - Buffett buys Krispy Cream
launch.com - Britney Spears & Jason Alexander To Renew Wedding Vows
MetaFilter.com - Turned in to a Wiki for the day
www.ddrkc.com - owner sold site to a user that is unpopular
brownpau.com - March for Web Standards
www.beyondunreal.com - ut2k4 production suspended
globetechnology.com - Microsoft Solitaire
www.modernwiccan.com - Randomized Color Scheme
bbs.fuckedcompany.com - Site shutting down
www.diary-x.com - looks like diaryland!
theprp.com - Music site to "Previously Ridden Ponies"
mpx200.org - Pocket PC with 2Gb system memory/Smart Drunk Pocket PC application
www.macosxhints.com - triple G5 Powermacs
www.slyfx.com - AOL buys slyfx
palminfocenter.com - Palms for toddlers.
www.carniola.org - fake news story
eikenes.alvestrand.no - Considering porn spam to be in a separate dialect to everything else
defunctgames.com - Pimps At Sea fox xbox

it will generate random names like "LightningCow" or "PowerBadger".

PowerBadger? What about MushroomMushroom?

SVG replaces PDF (Acrobat format). SVG plus SMIL replaces SWF (Flash format), as replacing SWF for use in animated presentations such as this or this needs audio and animation.

this. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Shhhh. You'll wake baby.

For any geeks who didn't get the 'snaaaaaaaake' dept. reference, you'll be wanting this link (flash required). You may also enjoy the Lord of the Rings version.

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom! Mushroom!

There, I also linked the original.

Solaris, Solaris, Solaris, Solaris,
Solaris, Solaris, Solaris, Solaris,
Solaris, Solaris, Solaris, Solaris,

Exploit, exploit!

Root! Got root! Ooo-aaarrgh! They got root!

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

the origin :-)

Ok, i'm not good at flash, but yeah heres an idea for anyone who wants to do it... This, but with Balmer's head on the badgers and "developers developers developers" instead of "badger badger badger".

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• Do you use Firefox?
• Do you read Fark?
• Are you a Firefox user that reads fark??

• First, you have to visit Mozilla.org and download the latest nightly of firefox.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a FUAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular Internet Explorer users website
• Third, you need to join the official FUAA irc channel #FUAA on EFNet, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

• First, you have to visit Mozilla.org and download the latest nightly of firefox.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a FUAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular Internet Explorer users website
• Third, you need to join the official FUAA irc channel #FUAA on EFNet, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

FUAA (Firefox users association of america) is the first organization which gathers FIRE FOX USERS from all over the world for one common goal - USING FIRE FOX!

Do you use Firefox?
Do you read Fark?
Are you a Firefox user that reads fark??

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then FUAA (Firefox users association of america) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Join FUAA (Firefox users association america) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time FUAA member. FUAA (Fire fox users association of america) is the fastest-growing FIREFOX community with THOUSANDS of members all over the world. You, too, can be a part of FUAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

* First, you have to visit Mozilla.org and download the latest nightly of firefox.
* Second, you need to succeed in posting a FUAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular Internet Explorer users website
* Third, you need to join the official FUAA irc channel #FUAA on EFNet, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

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I got it off of ftp.mozilla.org, interestingly enough. Guess the slashdotting is starting to die down.

I wish they hadn't changed the name, much like many of the other posters here. They went from dinosaur (cool!) to a phoenix (leet!) to a panda... ? Why not a dragon? Imagine using a browser called Firewyrm!

What's next, 0.9 to be called Badger, and the default homepage to be BadgerBadgerBadger.com?

Is it just me? Or does a FireFox kinda look like a badger?

Maybe they should have named it Mozilla Badger. They'd have an instant theme song.

This!

Okay, there's no "beaverbeaverbeaver.com", but there should be!

~Morosoph

Sid gives the guy a new version of BadgerBadgerBadger that does HasturHastur...

All this high tech biometric stuff is almost as cool as these badgers. Woah...

Almost.

Badger Badger Badger Badger

Mushroom! Mushroom!

Snaaaaaake!

NewsForNerds reports: "A teenager at the massive swedish LAN party DreamHack was recently caught masturbating on video. The video can be seen at the website Fiskpinne.com, feel free to enjoy it. The video was shown on the big screen for all the 3000 visitors after it was recorded.

Parody Flash movies in the spirit of Badger have already been created: Bavern Runkar. Do not miss out on them or you might miss the next new Big Thing(tm) on the Interweb Computer Screen(tm).

The culprit obviously tried to hide his actions by pulling his sleeping bag up, but no one could have missed his atrocious deeds.

The teenager, also known as Bavern, was watching something that looked like gay porn, according to witnesses. You can clearly see a man swiftly stroking his huge penis in the movie. Bavern rewinded the porn movie at that moment to catch it again. There are two groups of people right now, anti-masturbation christian heroes and filthy ring-loving hobbitses.

The police comments: 'The video can not be mistaken, this boy will be raped in the ass for the next 5 years. Public masturbation is a serious crime.'."

So, kids, what did we just learn from this? Never masturbate if all you have is a sleeping bag. Just go to the glory holes in the bathroom instead.

Notes for non-Swedish people(write it down, it might come in handy later on in your life):
Runka - Masturbate
Baver - Beaver

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom! Mushroom!

*sigh*

In my head for three months now.

Here, make some space in *your* head for it. Badgers