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Hehe... that's the first time I've heard the goatse guy described that way. Maybe you and Uncle Booger should hook up ;-)

No, but they do white

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Lucretia My Reflection
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I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Hot metal and methedrine
I hear empire down
I hear empire down

I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Love lost, fire at will
Dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill, I hear
Dive, bombers, and
Empire down
Empire down

I hear the sons of the city and dispossessed
Get down, get undressed
Get pretty but you and me,
We got the kingdom, we got the key
We got the empire, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take direction,
Lucretia, my reflection, dance the ghostse with me

We look hard
We look through
We look hard to see for real
Such things I hear, they don't make sense
I don't see much evidence
I don't feel
I don't feel
I don't Feel

A long train held up by page on page
A hard reign held up by rage
Once a railroad
Now it's done...

I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Hot metal and methedrine
I hear empire down...

We got the empire, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take reflection,
Lucretia, my direction, dance the ghostse with me...

goatse! goatse! goatse! goatse! Kiss my ass, Slashdot.

Gets to use the bumper dumper

Soderbergh also did Kafka

That is disgusting Stop talking about gay sex on /.

Do you really need some sig for your bum?

I like to wank when I'm on my bumper dumper

Testin' mah bumpah dumpah, foo'

It's got a "DOT" in there, numb-fuck. I know what it's supposed to look like, but to me it looks like GOAT-SEE-DOT-SEE-ECKS. Now go stick your head in a bumper dumper

this web site is better.

Thanks. Now all's yuh got'sta do's buy a bumpah dumpah so's yoo kin go huntin'!

He-ee-ar in t' South, wes all Republic-cans. We votes for them Republic-cans no matter how idiotic the's cuz we's rednecks

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who won the world cup

I thanks yee, kind sir. Y'all at CLIT gots some fr'nds ovah yondah ats da Mississippi Ghostse Society. Y'all takes't eezy now!

I thanks yee, kind sir. Y'all at CLIT gots some fr'nds ovah yondah ats da Mississippi Ghostse Society Y'all takes't eezy now!

We-ee-all. Them peoples dat modded me down're just jealush cuss dey don't gots a bumper dumper t' sits on whilst dey looks at goatse

who owned a bumper dumper He lived in Mississippi. The end.

That proves that Britain sucks.

Who owned a bumper dumper The end.

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You should also use one of these

TOO POOP ON! YEAH! heheh heheh heheh

lameness is cool!

here you go

NOFX sux

The best thing since sliced bread!

My monkey eats ass cheese while slashdot waits 2 minutes. 2 minutes for what? haha

It means this

I bet Slashdot's internal memos all contain links to this

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for this

You can probably induce something else by installing this

for this. It's convenient for all y'all rednecks that like to go huntin' in yer trucks. It'll attract all them floatin' kids.

Would you like to download the source code to this?

Then you'll love this web site

FUCK! SHIT! PISS!

Here're pictures of some people from my town Someone please help me!

It might even allow the Windows background to be changed to this!

Some assembly required

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Thanks.

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