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HP, Compaq Deal Approved

EyesWideOpen writes "The merger between Hewlett-Packard Co. and Compaq Computer Corp. (originally reported in this Slashdot story) is now official according to eWeek as well as SiliconValley.com. From the eWeek article:'Hewlett-Packard Co. today announced that it will complete its $19 billion buyout of Compaq Computer Corp. and that the merged companies will formally launch as the new HP on May 7.'For you investors out there, HP will begin trading under the new symbol HPQ on Monday." A message to the Interesting People list gives some insight into the shareholder voting procedure.

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  1. New stock symbol by quark2universe · · Score: 5, Funny

    HPQ, what does that stand for, Hewlett-Paqard?

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    1. Re:New stock symbol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hewlett-Packard-ComapQ

    2. Re:New stock symbol by Vagrant · · Score: 1
      Old stock symbols:
      • HWP - Hewlett Packard
      • CPQ - Compaq
      They just merged the two old symbols to create a new (unused and unique) symbol on the stock exchange to represent the post-merger Hewlett-Packard.
    3. Re:New stock symbol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When Compaq bought out DEC, they made a big deal out of their name, saying that the "Q" in Compaq
      stood for Quality. Yes, the DEC folks snickered at that, and still are.

      Evidently, Carly and Curly decided to do a tip of the hat to Compaq and change the symbol, probably to deliberately piss off the old guard at HWP so as to incite them to riot^H^H^H^H leave. Just one
      more example of [t]he[i]r arrogance.

      But, one thing hasn't changed - the 'Q' comes last! Maybe as an afterthought...

      Anyone who's bought a Compaq PC knows it, right?

      I'm an old DECcie, and have respect for my opposite numbers at HWP, and certainly feel badly for them that they've been saddled with the CPQ albatross. Let's hope that HPQ's PC division really shows its true colors (as it has by losing several million dollars a month for the last year or two), and maybe we can shuck it and Carly and Curly, and tell Master Gill Bates and the rest of the Wintel Weenies to fuck off, and then we can make some real money building real systems with real operating systems without bowing to Redmond six times a day.

    4. Re:New stock symbol by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Informative
      The stock symbol "HP" belongs to some mining company. This has been a source of confusion for a generation or so.

      Bruce

    5. Re:New stock symbol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple fact, Pressarios suck, Deskpros are managable (sometimes), but the servers are great. Have one at work that's run for 7 years.

    6. Re:New stock symbol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Another joke going around is that they wanted to drop the "W" to remind folks that Walter is OUT!

      "HPC" would've been another useful one, but it's taken by a chemical company, Hercules.

      Lots of rumors floating around about what will go, what will stay, but we'll all know on the western hemisphere's Tuesday morning.

    7. Re:New stock symbol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off I am not disagreeing with you. You pretty much sum up the dec/compaq merger.
      Compaq has the better name IMHO in pc and pc servers. Ask anyone what HP sells and more often then not they are going to say printers. Printers and imaging are HP's biggest market. They make more money selling $60 ink cartridges for a deskjet that they sell for $90 (not counting rebates). One analyst reported saying the merger would hurt HP's sagging pc market. What market? I mean they never really focused on the pc's they are/were making trying to compete and get some extra cash.
      HP's big market is big corporations where they can sell their unix servers and sell their printers.
      Compaq's business is much more broad then that. They have the high end, middle, low range servers plus NAS/SAN.
      Compaq has more to gain from the merger because of the ability to support cross platform in a nas/san environment. NAS/SAN is the next big movement where the data is many more times more valuable then the servers and buildings that house them. Companies spend many millions on this and Compaq is there to fulfill this need.

      I have known some ex dec people and they look back on the merger plans that never happened and the needless/senseless disposal of previous dec systems line. One of the most common phrases is "where would dec be if it didn't merge?" Dec is (in the widest sense of this comparison) just like HP is in the pc market. HP's core business is printers. Dec's core business was Vax (non pc architecture). They both started the pc's to stay competitive. Dec had Vax/VMS, which was a very superior os to what M$ has but could/would you want to run it on a pc without a gui when M$ does...maybe creating an os called pc-vms? Who knows what could have happened...a couple things are certain, they would/could have created that and competed with M$ or fade away into the background to be bought up for intellectual property. Which is ironic because that is what happened anyway.

    8. Re:New stock symbol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Higher Production Quality?

    9. Re:New stock symbol by coyote1 · · Score: 1

      The stock symbol "HP" belongs to some mining company.

      Actually it belongs to Helmerich & Payne, an oil exploration company in Tulsa, OK, that's been around since 1920.
      Though, Hewlett Packard owns hp.com while Helmerich has hpinc.com.

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    10. Re:New stock symbol by thogard · · Score: 2

      HP won't be making anything off inkjets after next year or so. When the inkjet companies started looking at going into the Point Of Sale (POS) market, they quickly found that that merchants were not going to pay more when the system they have been using for 20 years works fine. So in an effort to break into that market they had to build printers that could cost a bit more but had cheap consumables. The result is some $500 POS inkjet printers that have ink cost less than the old dot matrix ribbons. This technology isn't in the home market because they won't be sellnig all thouse $50 ink cartages but there are a few companies out ot Tiawan that don't have any market share so they have nothing to lose and over the next year their home printer products will be rolling out.

  2. Evil + Evil = Evil by EHUDs_Rhino · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is fantastic. Thanks to the merger, I now have a one-stop shop for all the bad computer equipment I'll never buy.

    Thanks to Compaq and HP for making my life more convenient.

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  3. The largest major supporter of Linux??? by VonSnaggle · · Score: 1

    Would this make them the largest supporter of Linux?? Or is that still IBM? It will be a good thing for Linux anyway.

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    1. Re:The largest major supporter of Linux??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it will make them the second largest merger failure (right after AOL/Time Warner). Linux doesn't factor into the equation.

    2. Re:The largest major supporter of Linux??? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2
      I think it does make them the largest Linux company by shipped units.

      Bruce

  4. scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are going to be a lot of repurcusions from this merger espcially in houston.
    lots and lots of lay offs, in an already horrible computer job market in houston.

    oh well.

    1. Re:scary by term8or · · Score: 1

      Great. Even more competition, after all the layoffs that will follow. But there is one goof thing: They'll probably dump HP-UX.

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    2. Re:scary by totallygeek · · Score: 2
      already horrible computer job market in houston.


      Maybe some people will consider smaller towns around Houston. I live in Victoria (couple hours drive South of Houston), and it is great here, but all the good computer people always move away to Houston, Austin, San Antonio or Corpus (all two hours away). Move on down here, there is plenty of work to be done!

    3. Re:scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to a friend, who is works at HP as a manager in the HPUX division, they'll open source some parts of it, sell a license to modify the code to some big customers, and continue offering support for at least 3 years. Of course, this all may change

  5. Naahh by brokenspoke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not it's not tis: Hardly Passable Quality

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    1. Re:Naahh by adam613 · · Score: 1

      Why do HP's boxes get such a bad name? I bought my Athlon 750 box from them a couple of years ago, and I've never had a problem with it, even during the addition of more memory, another hard disk, the removal of the CD burner, installation of Linux, etc. And Customer Service handled things quite well when they fscked up my order (they upgraded shipping to next-day saturday delivery so it would only arrive one day later than they told me it would). Am I the only one?

      (disclaimer: to my knowledge, I was the only satisfied customer of Tower Air before they folded :) )

    2. Re:Naahh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe because they suck? How shall I count the ways... using main memory as video ram (instead of separate video ram), inferior parts, poor workmanship, non-standard components, the list goes on.

      HP makes good servers and workstations and unix (hpux), where people are willing to pay for quality. In the desktop PC arena, they're just another clone maker, marketting to people buying based on price.

    3. Re:Naahh by rhost89 · · Score: 1

      Ive had nothing but praises for their laptops. As far has the home machines go, i wouldnt have one since i think thier quality is lacking, but i would love to get my hands on a cluster of HP9000 with a Rs/6000 chips.

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    4. Re:Naahh by rhost89 · · Score: 1

      my bad PA-RISC, not enough caffine yet :)

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    5. Re:Naahh by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We've bought a couple of batches of HP desktops here and they've been no worse or better than any other desktops (Compaqs, Dells).

      We've bought nothing but HP x86 servers here and have yet to disappointed by quality or workmanship standards. Even the documentation feels like it has links to the olden days when you actually got *good* documentation.

      The few Dell servers I've seen seem pretty cheap. They have been low-end boxes, but there's a flimsyness about them that makes them feel like desktop boxes with server nameplates.

    6. Re:Naahh by donovansmith · · Score: 1
      I'd have to say I've had a similar experience with their PCs. Three years ago they were unbelievable crappy. But sometime around late 1999/early 2000 they managed to start to put out some quality products. I bought their lowest end PC back in April 2000 (a Pavilion 6630) and have been quite satisfied with it. I still am using the same machine, well sort of. It originally came with a Celeron 500 CPU, Trigem Cognac motherboard, micro-ATX case with 140-watt PSU, 40x Samsung CD-ROM drive, 10GB Samsung hard drive, 64MB of memory, built-in sound and i810 graphics, and Windows 98 SE. The motherboard, CPU, and case are all that remains of the original PC now. It now uses a 40GB Western Digital 7200RPM hard drive (30GB allocated to Windows 2000 and 10GB to FreeBSD 4.5), 192MB RAM, GeForce2 MX 400 PCI graphics card, Creative SoundBlaster Live! 5.1 sound card, and a Lite-On 32x12x40 CD-RW drive. It is quite fast (considering its a Celeron 500) and very stable. And the only thing that has ever broken down in it is an HP CD-Writer 9110i that I added later, none of the original equipment has ever had problems. I originaly paid a mere $599 for it but have put another grand or so in it over the years. Of course I do plan to retire the remaining original parts of the unit soon, but it has proven to be a reliable machine that used low-cost, but reasonable quality components.

      Now for my experience with Compaq PCs...yeck :P Well, their servers and workstations are decent, but their home PCs just suck. Every Compaq home PC that I have used, both desktop and laptop, are just a bundle of trouble. I sincerely hope that HP s***cans the Compaq home PC series and puts decent-quality HP home PCs in their place.

    7. Re:Naahh by Captain+Smooth · · Score: 1

      Funny you should say that. I love my old Presario to death, honestly. The good old PII 350 with a GeForce2 MX and 512 RAM is my primary machine, I've had it for five years, and I'm still satisfied. I even dual boot Win2k and Mandrake 8.1 on the 8 gig HDD, still adore the thing. We all have different experiences with PCs.

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  6. Re:Bad for all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hold on.

    There must be someone this is good for...

    Err...

  7. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Another ill-thought out merger between two unsuitable companies.

    Over the past year, we've seen so much god-awful M&A activity - think Vivendi-U or, even worse, AOLTW - none of which adds any value to the resulting company.

    HP-Compaq is just going to become even more unwieldy and over-managed. Synergies from merging two entities together, as we've seen from AOL-TW, are pretty hard to come by, and certtainly not worth all the pain...

    1. Re:Ridiculous by El_Nofx · · Score: 1

      This can't be all bad, AOl-TW was a mistake from the begining, and now they are paying for it.

      It's the cycle of buisness, you start out small and efficient, you grow because of it, you get really big if you are lucky then you hire a bunch of people who don't care and you become every other large corporatation. Then you loose focus and decide the only way you can grow anymore is to buy someone out. So you do, then you buy someone else out, and someone else, until you become so big that you lost your focus, everything is way to complex and you either crumble and die off (AOL-TW) or you fix it and move on (AETNA).

      That is the beutiful thing about capitolism, if you mess up, someone is always there to exploit it.

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    2. Re:Ridiculous by Derkec · · Score: 2

      I think this merger is best described as a head-on train wreck in slow motion. At least they're coming together.

    3. Re:Ridiculous by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      Over the past year, we've seen so much god-awful M&A activity - think Vivendi-U or, even worse, AOLTW - none of which adds any value to the resulting company.

      And if you think of it from the consumer's perspective, the resulting companies are usually worse. Which begs the question -- why merge in the first place? I don't think I've ever really figured this one out; the only things mergers are good at as far as the average tech consumer is concerned are expanding monopolies *ahem*AOLTW and reducing product quality. They may be good in the short term for the companies involved, but they're inevitably bad for the consumer, and this in turn results in a long-term loss for all companies involved.

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    4. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was only done to improve Carly's bottom line.

      How many jobs to cut does it take to increase my salary $75 million? hmm.... that's why I don't work in the corporate world right now. CEOs and "managers" all suck.

      She's such a bitch. We should all send her a copy of the HP Way and teach her how to read.

  8. HP-aq?! by nbvb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OK, now for the Big Questions (tm) regarding this merger...

    The desktop business isn't interesting. Neither are the handhelds, or the printer business.

    What _IS_ interesting is the Big Iron stuff...

    What happens to the PA-RISC stuff? All the HP-UX boxes? Superdome?

    How about the AlphaServers? The GS160's? The Wildfire clusters?

    OpenVMS?

    Himalaya NonStop? Where does _that_ stuff go?

    HP's got a history of taking stuff down the cul-de-sac and strangling it in favor of their own products (look up Apollo if you're curious)...

    So what happens to all the great technologies that Compaq's bought over the years??

    I hope they keep it alive. There's nothing (and I mean NOTHING) that clusters like OVMS. Transaction processing runs like a top on the Himalaya. SuperDome's got some neat functions too.

    This is where the interesting stuff to this merger is going to be. Who cares about the desktop business? :-)

    1. Re:HP-aq?! by Hanul · · Score: 3, Informative

      The desktop business is interesting, and the printer business is where the BIG money comes in, especially printer ink supply.

      PA-RISC is going to put to rest. 8900 will be the last PA-RISC CPU (currently it's 8700), then Itanium will take over completely. Same will happen to Alpha.

      There are some contracts to fulfill regarding VMS, but that does not mean there will be an emphasis on this OS. True64Unix will be phased out in favor of HP-UX, which MAY be replaced by Linux sometime in the future.

      The Compaq brands that will go on are the Intel stuff (ProLiants, notebooks) and handhelds. How the PCs are branded is unclear.

    2. Re:HP-aq?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      What happens to the PA-RISC stuff? All the HP-UX boxes? Superdome?

      HP announced the end of PA-RISC before the merger announcements. It seemed at the time (though I do not recall any official announcement) that the intent was to port HP-UX to Itanium. Folks might note: HP-UX is the oldest commercial Unix on the market. They licensed Unix from Bell Labs back in the days when they still were called Bell Labs. HP has also announced the end of the 3000 line: good bye MPE/iX. Perhaps an equally interesting question is: where does OSF/1, aka Digital Unix, aka Tru64 go?

      How about the AlphaServers? The GS160's? The Wildfire clusters? OpenVMS?

      Compaq's well known plan was to port VMS to Itanium. With VMS shipping on 1G Alpha GS320s at this time there seems to be plenty of life in the high end servers running Alpha VMS, along with a "roadmap" to move to high end commodity hardware eventually.

      Himalaya NonStop? Where does _that_ stuff go?

      This is an intersting one. Compaq had announced the plan to port Himalaya from MIPS to Alpha, but I don't think that was ever accomplished. One might only guess that they'd target Itanium for an eventual port. That market moves very slowly and carefully though.

    3. Re:HP-aq?! by Hanul · · Score: 2, Informative

      >It seemed at the time (though I do not recall any official announcement) that the intent was to port HP-UX to Itanium You can buy Itanium-based systems pre-loaded with HP-UX 11.20 (on Itanium aka Merced) and 11.22 (on Itanium2 aka McKinley) from HP. Just visit the online shop.

    4. Re:HP-aq?! by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think the intel IA-64, a direct descendant of PA-RISC, will take over at the high end.

      Regarding the other operating systems, I'm fortunate that I only have to worry about the Free Software ones. I do know that HP-UX will be around for a long time.

      Bruce

    5. Re:HP-aq?! by jacexpo069 · · Score: 1

      Well, this is certainly big news for the OVMS folk, but OVMS was slated to die a slow death as Compaq had decided NOT to port the operating system to Itanium. However, with the merger, a os-roadmap will be provided shortly from HP , and has also been announced on the Compaq user groups maillinglist, is that the port to Itanium is ON for openVMS. This is huge news. Also, Anne Livermore has announced that OpenVMS was a definite part of the strategy for HP/Compaq enterprise business. Makes me wonder on the decision NOT to port HP's MPE to Itanium.

    6. Re:HP-aq?! by phyzik · · Score: 1

      Hpaq... the Ipaq's big brother.

    7. Re:HP-aq?! by analog_line · · Score: 2

      As far as Alpha goes, there are a lot of pretty influential people within Compaq that are real big fans of Alpha and Tru64. Matter of fact, if you've ever been in the bowels of Compaqs datacenters, you'll see (or at least you would about a year ago) large patches of Digital blue. The fact that Tru64 and the Alpha are still around is mostly due to the tireless efforts of these kinds of people within Compaq (as well as those who were using Digital Unix before the Digital merger) but I've got the feeling that they're going to run up against the wall, if they haven't already. While I wish them well in keeping the Alpha and Tru64 around, I have the sinking feeling I should rather wish them well in the job search. Enron dying was bad enough for Houston. The jobs that HPaq is going to shed as a result of all this are going to really put it down for the count.

      And I wish HP-UX would die as a result of this, but there isn't a chance in hell of that happening, realistically. Gods, I hate HP-UX.

    8. Re:HP-aq?! by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2, Interesting
      OVMS was slated to die a slow death as Compaq had decided NOT to port the operating system to Itanium

      This is not what our people heard from their briefing last year. We have been promised that OpenVMS would be on Itanium in a few years, this is nothing to do with the merger. The issue here isn't that Compaq would love us to move to other platforms but like many others we can't kick the cluster habit.

      Compaq has a number of agreements that it inherited from Digital and many of those are with the Feds (hard to wriggle out of) for OpenVMS systems over the next 15 or more years.

    9. Re:HP-aq?! by 4of12 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...then Itanium will take over completely. Same will happen to Alpha.

      If I were one of the HP engineers working on PA-RISC, it would be a bitter blow to concede defeat to Itanium while PA-RISC currently trounces it. (I know, I know, some HP people worked on Merced, too. But PA-RISC seems like a better product right now and for the foreseeable future.)

      Likewise, anyone at Compaq (DEC) that puts together Alpha servers has got to know that they beat Itanium to pieces. Might as well throw in the towel before the EV8 sees the light of day.

      I guess there's consistency between the two companies on their willingness to concede defeat to Intel in their 64 bit RISC lines.

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    10. Re:HP-aq?! by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 1

      Compaq, bless them, did do quite a bit of work on Linux for the IPAQ. Will this mean that you will be able to get a decent company handheld?

    11. Re:HP-aq?! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Informative

      All the Alpha engineeers were transfered to Intel last Summer to work on future Itanics. At least the ones that didn't quit out of digust (very few, according to usenet scuttlebut).

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    12. Re:HP-aq?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP's got a history of taking stuff down the cul-de-sac and strangling it in favor of their own products (look up Apollo if you're curious)...

      Yeah, but to the contrary look at the (much smaller) acuisition of convex (remanents still at convex.com). Their hardware, the SPP-2000 was brought over wholesale into HP's line up as the V-Class series of machines and SuperDome design was well underway at Convex at that point as well. The shipping product version of SuperDome is probably around 80% Convex engineering.

      So, HP seems able to do it both ways, they blew it with Apollo and they did quite well with Convex. I suspect they will blow it with Compaq, just because Fiorina's seems to have an attitude that technial product quality is less important than marketshare, which is an attitude that only gets you so far before dumping you up shit creek and leaving you without a paddle.

    13. Re:HP-aq?! by ZoneGray · · Score: 2

      The desktop business isn't interesting. Neither are the handhelds, or the printer business.

      What _IS_ interesting is the Big Iron stuff...


      Considering that Dell's market cap is now triple that of Sun's, I'm not so sure that's the case.

      It's worth noting, though, that of all the people now at HPQ from the combined companies, there's apparently not a single one who knows how to design an attracive laptop.

    14. Re:HP-aq?! by chill · · Score: 2

      From what some engineers at HP told me, the Itanium is pretty much a drop-in replacement for the PA-RISC processor. I brought this up at an HPOV class I was attending and was told that the Itanium is pretty much binary compatible with the PA-RISC.

      HP is a *big* seller of Unix in certain (non-ISP) markets. They are bigger than Sun in the Enterprise markets. They dwarf Compaq's Tru64, so I expect that product to be silently killed off

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    15. Re:HP-aq?! by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2
      I will be ordering an iPAQ.

      Given that both companies had handheld lines, there is a question of which ones will continue to be developed. The Jornada 700 series ran Linux well too (without official support from HP, although their labs were involved in porting) and the iPAQ does (again, without official support although Jim Gettys and his lab were porting). I would prefer to have a Linux palmtop that comes with Linux and doesn't need to get it loaded on after the purchase. That way, we'd get decent peripheral and application support. HP's only effort in that direction so far was directed toward the teenage market, and died when they saw how well the Palm m100 was doing. It would be nice to see more now.

      Bruce

    16. Re:HP-aq?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Compaq has many Alpha fans. (it's punny)

      But, in all probability, the decision to drop the Alpha in favor of Itanium was made _before_ Compaq bought Digital Equipment.

      Like PA-RISC, Alpha has been held in development just long enough for Intel to get it's act together.

    17. Re:HP-aq?! by jmauro · · Score: 1

      No, PA-RISC is emulated on Itanium just like x86. The motherboard, etc are all different.

    18. Re:HP-aq?! by mbrod · · Score: 1

      Debian runs on all the architectures you list so being a company that already has claimed Debian is there fav Linux Dist I would see them leveraging that. They wouldn't drop the others but expect to see them begin to offer it on those.

    19. Re:HP-aq?! by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

      I think the PA-RISC stuff is going to stay.

    20. Re:HP-aq?! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      No, there is an isty-bitsy, teeny-weeny, polkadot x86 cpu on the die of the Itanic. The chip switches modes to x86 mode for x86 instructions, so it is not emulated, it is directly executed.

      PA-RISC is emulated in software, to a certain extent. the Itanic ISA has often been called PA-RISC 3.0 (PA-RISC 2.0 is the current crop of PA-8x00 chips). So it is not directly binary compatible, but the instruction set is extremely similar and thus software emulation of PA-RISC 2.0 binaries is a lot easier than software emulation of something like MIPS or Sparc would be. Which is why HP is the only one offering a binary emulation layer, all the other vendors that ship itanics (like SGI and what was COmpaq) don't do anything to aid binary backwards compatiblity.

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    21. Re:HP-aq?! by laserjet · · Score: 2

      Having used HPUX 11.20 on a Merced HP server, i was fairly impressed. It is pretty darn fast, although I didn't have a very recent PARISC HPUX machine to compare it to directly.

      so even though I don't agree with dumping PARISC for itaniums, the transistion should be about as painless as possible.

      the cool thing is you can get an itanium server, and run HPUX, linux, or 'doze on it all the same. That has to do something for the bottom line, and make it cheaper to produce.

      PA-RISC was a damn fine platform, though. I will miss it for sure. Luckily, it's legacy will be around for years to come until all the older HP servers are obsoleted... which will be a while as they do their job just fine.

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    22. Re:HP-aq?! by laserjet · · Score: 2

      what do you hate so much about HPUX? I like it quite a bit compared to other unixes. And please don't tell me that linux is better... if you say that, then you obviously have no idea what application HPUX is meant for.

      I am not trolling, but I find HPUX nice and easy to work with, and the hardware is well done.

      I suspect if you hate HPUX, it is because it is different to you, but you really should get to know it.

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    23. Re:HP-aq?! by laserjet · · Score: 2

      You are not correct. HP announced long ago that PA-RISC is going bye-bye in favor of Itanium. It will be supported for some time to come, yes, but no new PA-RISC architectures will be produced beyond the 8900 series.

      This does not mean HPUX is going away, though. It runs fine on the Itanium, which you can purchase right now.

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    24. Re:HP-aq?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on. McKinley came out? Why wasn't I notified?

    25. Re:HP-aq?! by questforme · · Score: 1

      I thought the 8800 was the current chip?

    26. Re:HP-aq?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think the intel IA-64, a direct descendant of PA-RISC, will take over at the high end.

      Well, Itanium (also known as Itanic) will probably die in a couple of years. Its performance is just too bad to make people buy it.

    27. Re:HP-aq?! by questforme · · Score: 1

      They released it? All the McKinley's I've worked on have been prototypes...

    28. Re:HP-aq?! by tfb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think they've finally blown all their feet off. The big machines are certainly the interesting bit, but their products are now even more of a tangled mess than they were before.

      The combined company has (among others):
      • Alpha and alpha-based machines. Alpha is officially dead. Tru64 presumably will die with it. Anyway people won't buy too many of these boxes. OpenVMS also runs here, but this also must be of only legacy interest by now.
      • PA-RISC and the HP-UX machines based on it. PA-RISC is also rumoured to be dead, although it's taking a while to go away.
      • Big x86 boxes from both companies, running Windows.
      • Itanium, which is meant to replace all of these. Except, that, oh dear, it doesn't really exist yet: it's horribly, horribly late (4 years plus), and no-one really knows if it will succeed, especially after everyone else has eaten the big-64bit-commerical-machine market.
      • (Oh, and they also have nicely overlapping desktop and laptop ranges too at the low-end.)

      So what are they going to try and sell you? They have *three* processor families, all officially to be replaced by something that doesn't work yet, two Unices, VMS, Windows, and maybe Linux. On top of this they need to unify the groups of people making these things, including finishing the digestion of DEC.

      This is just horrible. If you go to Sun, you know they're going to sell you a big SPARC box running Solaris. If you go to IBM you know they wrote the book on big machines and reliability. If you go to HPaq, it's probably going to be because you want a printer or a commodity PC, because the rest of their range is just completely confused.
    29. Re:HP-aq?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that Microsoft ignores the polkadot x86 and emulates it instead (using the old DEC FX32! stuff?)

    30. Re:HP-aq?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And if you spoke to some of the HP customers, you might find out that not everyone was *happy* with the V-series. It really didn't match the systems it was paired with at the time (e.g., old K-boxen).

      What's most important here is that the merger will take 12 months out of the current timeframe. At the end of that time, HPaq will be mostly working together, but IBM, SUN, and DELL would have had 12 months of less competition from HP and Compaq... and we all know just how much things can change in a year (just think 9/11/2000).

      Merging oil companies or banks works because you wind up with twice the business and (usually) less than twice the people, buildings, etc. Merging two tech companies is a problem, because of the rate of underlying change in the industry. 12 months from now, the industry will have changed. It's as if everyone is running a 1500 meter race, and in the middle, HP and Compaq stop to tie their legs together and then continue the race three-legged.

      On the other hand, I wish all the people in both companies well. HP was the forerunner of the Valley TechCulture, and Compaq - not Microsoft - was the company that ended IBM's dominance in PC's. It would be so very sad to see them wind up on the bottom together like those other TechShips before them: DEC, WANG, PRIME, DG (and maybe I should include SGI here as well). And even a "Unisys" type path (the tech merger that was the original example of why this might be a bad idea) would be much less than desirable.

      We still need competition folks. For Microsoft and IBM, but for SUN and Dell as well. Here's hoping Carley's right.

      --AC--

    31. Re:HP-aq?! by arknrbn · · Score: 1

      Well, I think strangling Apollo did us all a favor...

    32. Re:HP-aq?! by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1

      Itanium and Itanium 2 (McKinley) is alive and well. Protypes in the lab have booted HPUX, Windows, Linux just fine. Granted, they ARE prototypes, but they do work very well.

    33. Re:HP-aq?! by jmauro · · Score: 1

      The on-die x86 is slated for future versions of the Itanium. The Merced class actually has software on the chip to convert the x86 instructions into IA-64 instruction. That's why it sucks so much. If the instructions were sent to an 800 MHz Celeron, the processor wouldn't run x86 instructions like a P133. Also I think that the differences between the PA-RISC and IA-64 are much bigger than your post leads on. Were not talking about minor additions (like SPARC to UltraSparc), but completely different way of thinking about how the processor functions. The instructions were developed by the PA-RISC team, but the similarities are only superfical.

      And HP is the only one offering a binary layer, because they were the only ones dumb enough to try and provide backwards binary compatiblity. Unconverted RISC instructions just plain suck through a VLIW chip. Everyone else is making their customers do the correct thing, recompile and port. Well that's not true. Intel is offering x86 compatiblity because they've been burned too many times by releasing a chip that doesn't execute x86 instructions (see 8080, i860, IXP 423).

    34. Re:HP-aq?! by tfb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry, I meant `exist as a viable commercial architecture' by `exist yet'.

  9. Do Slashdot topics ever get retired? by JordanH · · Score: 1, Troll
    'Bout time to retire that Digital topic, don't you think?

    Or, are you keeping it around for nostalgia stories like this one?

  10. I don't see the point by 1155 · · Score: 1

    I really don't see the point of this, for either side. Compaq was doing ok (although they were laying people off) and HP was doing ok (I don't remember, were they laying people off?) Then they go and do this, it's Sure! to lay people off.

    So they are going to be the second largest computer manufacturer in the United States (my assumption, someone find out if you would so kindly), that still doesn't make it a very profitable deal. HP may gain some insite into 64 bit because of what Compaq has, and may gain a new base of operations in Houston, but HP was doing ok as a company themselves, serving low, medium and High end servers as well as desktops.

    1. Re:I don't see the point by AJWM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then they go and do this, it's Sure! to lay people off.

      Mergers pretty much always result in layoffs, since you end up with a lot of duplicate departments (HR, marketing, sales, some of the technical groups, etc.). Sure, the resulting company is bigger so you (maybe) need more people in each of those departments, but not as many as the sum of the two pre-merger companies.

      Compaq went for the deal because it was effectively a bailout for their stockholders. H-P went for the deal because...hmm, that one's tougher, which is why the vote was so close.

      Nominally it was to gain Compaq's foothold in the PC market, where H-P has been losing share. Why anyone would want to pay good money for such a position in a market that is slowing and rapidly commoditizing itself is another question.

      --
      -- Alastair
    2. Re:I don't see the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A decade ago, HP was the #2 maker of terminals, WYSE was #3. HP bought WYSE and said they would be the #1 maker. The next year, they weren't #1. They weren't #2. They weren't even #3. They were #4.

      This will be no different

    3. Re:I don't see the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      H-P went for the deal because...hmm

      H-P went for the deal because Fiorina and other top management are going to make a fortune on this thing ... it's their chance to cash in big before the company goes under. Churn and burn ...

    4. Re:I don't see the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be right about the job losses and all that. Sad fact of any merger.

      But you've missed the point on the rest of it. HP and Cpq are getting together to be bigger in the server and services business. Although the PC, printing and the rest remains important to the new company.

      Regarding IA64, well, I think you've completely missed it!

      HP and Intel co-invented IA-64. So if anyone's to learn anything from anyone, it's Cpq people learning it from HP.

      Finally, the whole activity of porting Linux to IA64 is owned and managed by HP-Labs. This tast has been officially given to HP as the established leaders in IA64/Linux activity.

      Regards

    5. Re:I don't see the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that HP and Compaq overlap in many large markets. Ellimination of a rival and additional cost savings via consolidation of clerical/accounting/administrative functions will save the combined company lots of money.

      A consolidation of their two headquarters in Houston would save the combined company hundreds of millions of dollars due to the huge differential in expenses between California and Houston.

      Now, if only Carla Fiorina is shown the exit instead of getting undeserved free newsmedia congradulations, the combined company can grow.

    6. Re:I don't see the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why anyone would want to pay good money for such a position in a market that is slowing and rapidly commoditizing itself is another question.


      Slowly and rapidly commoditizing itself? I think I speak for all of us when I say "huh?"

    7. Re:I don't see the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were going to get paid 110 million dollars (as some say Fiorina will) would you do it? For that kind of money, who cares who gets laid off? Who cares what happens to HP?

    8. Re:I don't see the point by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      The market is slowing down. And it is also rapidly comoditizing itself. which means sales are decreasing and margins are getting thinner. Not sure if its true but thats what the author meant.

  11. fu fiorina by unk1911 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    thanks fiorina. now that you've screwed up lucent, let's screw hp. my poor friend may be out of a job as a result of this merger?

    1. Re:fu fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      In some of Carly's communications to employees where she was trying to drum up support for the merger, she made threats of even more massive layoffs (at both companies) if the merger didn't go through.

      Not that it affects me. I beat the rush and got laid off from HP last year.

    2. Re:fu fiorina by Master+Bait · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I've been an outside contractor doing things for HP for about 7 years or so. The old HP Way of cooperation amongst the people working there (Silicon Valley area, both Cupertino and Palo Alto) has been replaced by fear and back stabbing competition. There have been constant departmental 'reorganizations' accross the board ever since Fiorina came on.

      It has become a mess. The layoffs that are coming will seriously dampen wider economic recovery in the Tech sector, at least in No. California. But I understand that Carly and Curly get around $70 million in bonuses because of the merger. I wonder why they have such an incentive to grow their company's assets?

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    3. Re:fu fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same with Compaq...it's been horrible watching people stab each other as soon as look at them...constantly finger pointing...e-mails flying all over the company pointing out that person X made a (small) mistake...jeezz, lets hope farty carly and don cappelas $^"#*!

    4. Re:fu fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I am a contractor for HP right now and know that I will soon(probably within the next 3 days) be shown the door. I can speculate with some good logic and common sense that there were threats made to coerce employees into voting for the merger.

      I wonder how many HP employees who voted for the merger will soon be out of a job? Carly has lined her golden parachute quite nicely. She has no worries about the people who will be left out in the cold as a result of this.

    5. Re:fu fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe thats why someone should stab her in the back. If I was on a jury, I would find her actions justification for just about anything anyone wanted to do to her.

    6. Re:fu fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been an HP-UX admin for about 3 years (out of 10 years of being a unix sysadmin), and at this point I'm pushing my clients to go with Sun or IBM. HP support used to be the best in the business, but it's been rapidly going down the tubes for quite a while now. Ever since the merger was announced, it's been impossible to get someone who knows their ass from a hole in the ground on the phone. I guess all the good people beat it while the beating was good, and now they're staffed with whetever lemons they could catch with a butterfly net at the local bar. The FE's who service our account tell me morale is in the toilet, and their resumes are spread as far and wide as the fall leaves. All too frequently, they just blow off service calls without even bothering to call. I guess they know they're short timers.

      One good thing, if you need spare parts, hardware support will send you virtually anything just for the asking, whether it's covered by contract or not. I guess they just don't give a shit anymore. And who can blame them?

  12. Great news for Dell... by AVee · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...one competitor less.

    1. Re:Great news for Dell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a bloody long way ahead in terms of sales figures... I think I can safely say Dell is 2nd in pretty much all arenas now...

    2. Re:Great news for Dell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO. Good news for all of the small small startup companies which will be free to innovate new products when the combined company exits many of the niche products it produces.

      More innovation

    3. Re:Great news for Dell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Dell has no reason to be worried about competition anymore, now that they have reached their goal.

  13. What is to come by s.a.m · · Score: 1

    Well this surely will mean that ppl will lose their jobs seing that they've already setup the number of managers and VP's they have.

    From what I hear this is gonna take place over the next year and we really won't see much in terms of action till a couple of months from now. They need to have a plan of action.

    Lets just hope they do this in a smart way that way they don't screw to many ppl over. And lets hope that the AOL - TW merge was a lession in what NOT to do. If a particular "thing" works in in area and not in others, don't try to change it to make everyone conform =)

    Compaq makes good servers, lets keep it that way!

    1. Re:What is to come by Cheeko · · Score: 1

      FYI, the plan of action is already in place. That was one of the reasons that the Institutional Shareholder Services suggested people support the merger. When the new company launches it will simply execute the plan that is already in place.

  14. oh great by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    isnt this just nice...
    two companies merging;
    overlapping jobs;
    company "restructuring" (ie, layoffs);
    less jobs out there;

    for me, recently graduated with an computer engineering degree, this isnt good at all....

  15. Can anybody clarify this? by blankmange · · Score: 2
    I don't know that I have read any reason as to why these two are merging to begin with; although there is this story that may clarify it for us all.

    Does this also mean that Walter Hewlett will finally shut up and go away?

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    1. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by mekkab · · Score: 2, Troll

      Yup. The board chose not to "invite" back the lone trouble maker. This is the first time there is neither a Hewlett nor a Packard on the board.

      I mean, what are you going to do to the whiny, cray-baby loser who just cost your company (and share holders) MILLIONS in advertising alone?! (not to mention of the proxy votes being sent, re sent, and sent yet again).

      Share holders shoulder that cost. So if you own stock, give yr thanks to Walt. A raspberry over the phone at 3am would be lovely!

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    2. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by watanabe · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The comments that Walter Hewlett is a whiny cry-baby who is costing shareholder's money are just total crap.

      Read a bit about HP in, say, Good-to-Great, or other management books, and you'll understand that Carly Fiorina, current CEO of HP is a massive departure from the companies long term values, and it's showing in things like this purchase. I predict long term loss to shareholders from this merger -- it just doesn't make sense for HP. And the long-timers at HP knew it!

      I'm disappointed in the shenanigans the poster to the Interesting People list described, and frankly, Ms. Fiorina, if you ever read this, I'm disappointed in you. Please stop telling people the HP way is one that makes office politics irrelevant! You just look like a jerk.

    3. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an interesting argument. Let's assume the Enron board of directors had done their fiduciary duty and looked at what the company was up to. It would have cost money to investigate, and it they went public, Enron would have spent millions to deny it. Fortunately for the shareholders, they just bent over, and share holders didn't have to shoulder that cost.

    4. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by mekkab · · Score: 2

      I'm not arguing FOR Carly Fiorina...

      but mergers just don't happen becuase one woman has a vision... THE BOARD makes it happen becuase they deem the move will increase share-holder value.
      NOTE: I understand that sometimes the board doesn't know its ass from its elbows, and many board meetings are spent with the members sitting on their elbows ;)

      SO FIRST this merger had to pass by Walter (which I believe he okayed!!). Then he turns around 180 and drops everything to stop it after it was already voted on.

      If there was a time to voice opposition and remind people of the HP way. it was way before the board approved. This whole fight has cost a LOT of money. Almost every day there were 3-4 pages in the Wall Street Journal full of Pro and Against advertisements, all shouldered by the share holders.

      Now why is this important? Becuase Walter is on the board, and the boards mission is to increase share-holder value (As opposed to the CEO and managers whos mission is to keep their jobs!), and if Walter was acting in the best interest of the share holder this fight should have gone down long ago for much less money!

      Be disappointed in Carly, but also be disappointed in Walter.

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    5. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by dustym · · Score: 1
      Now why is this important? Becuase Walter is on the board, and the boards mission is to increase share-holder value (As opposed to the CEO and managers whos mission is to keep their jobs!), and if Walter was acting in the best interest of the share holder this fight should have gone down long ago for much less money!


      Better late than never. At least he had the balls to tell everyone this is a bad idea in the long run.The shareholders just tanked HP stock (in the future) and Fiorina was inches from fleecing the company to the tune of 70 Million Dollars. She has the board by the balls, man, and this merger is a distraction from the fact that she is a shit CEO. She is going to take the money and run and everyone is going to pay for it.
    6. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by Telecommando · · Score: 1

      I mean, what are you going to do to the whiny, cray-baby loser who just cost your company (and share holders) MILLIONS in advertising alone?! (not to mention of the proxy votes being sent, re sent, and sent yet again).

      Well, you could get rid of Carly, who is the one who chose to spend all that company money on advertising, multiple proxies, etc. Walter Hewlett never spent a nickel of the company's money on this fight.

      I am an HP shareholder and I feel that if Carly had put in a much effort into managing HP properly as she did on this proxy fight, HP could be a #1 company. Maybe the problem is Carly doesn't really know how to run a company, but she does know how to rig an election.

      And yes, I am considering selling my shares, even though I'll be taking a loss on them. Better a small loss now than a bigger loss later.

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    7. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      It isn't clear how much he okayed it. The press releases at the time say that both boards unamiously agreed. But, the day after Walter went public, the HP board voted again and he did not vote for (it isn't clear if abstained or if he voted against). Either way, the 2nd vote, which was more of a publicity stunt, was not unanimous and yet you have an HP spokesdroid claiming it was unanimous:

      A day after Hewlett voiced his opposition, HP's board voted once again in favor of the proposed $20 billion acquisition of Compaq, with the exception of Hewlett.

      "The board thoroughly analyzed this transaction and unanimously concluded this is the very best way to deliver the value our shareowners expect," said Dick Hackborn, former chairman and executive vice president of HP.


      http://www.pcmag.com/article/0,2997,s=25238&a=18 70 3,00.asp

      (that quote shows up in more than one news article, this is just the first one in google).

      So, I am willing to believe that his oppossition was from day one and he was repressed in one way or another. Considering Fiorina's subsquent character asassination attempts against Walter (aka "fightin' dirty") which he never stooped to in return, I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't a least some machinations involved with the original board vote.

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    8. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by MarkedMan · · Score: 1

      I remember when HP was making big investments in the consumer printing (Deskjet) market (10 years ago? 15?) There was a lot of carping about HP moving away from their core values (does anyone remember that they were once primarily an electronics test equipment company?), and tons of Wall Street second guessing. For Walter Hewlett, who has never done anything except inherit his father's money, to talk about HP's tradition as Consumer Printing is absurd. What Fiorina recognizes is that HP has become a one trick Pony. They have exactly one significant source of profit: inkjet cartridge sales. In fact, they accounted for virtually every dime of their profit in the last year. They are completely at the mercy of someone making a printer/cartridge combination and selling the cartridges for half price. It could happen! Inkjet cartriges have an 80% margin for HP and they are selling to resellers! There are many, many companies that wish they had a product with 40% margin into the reseller market. If Fiorina lets HP go along the path it is on, and the bottom drops out of the cartridge market, her head will be on a platter faster than you can say "massive stock devaluation". HP and Compaq together has nearly 85% of the retail PC market. They were vicious competitors. I would expect to see an immediate rise in PC prices at the the retail level, making those lines much more profitable. There are twenty other companies in that other 15% of the market. The real test for HPQ is whether they can hold onto that market share with a price increase. They've got a good shot, since IBM is out and no-one else has the name recognition they do.

    9. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK -- Here's the "long-term" situation of HP

      + 3rd or 4th place in the Midrange market
      + 3rd or 4th place in the PC Server market
      + 3rd or 4th place in the PC Desktop market
      + Sells lots of toner refills.

      Oh yeah, boo hoo hoo that HP doesn't sell mcuh super expensive, highly-engineered, high margin stuff anymore, but that's started long long before the current management took over.

      I think what you Palo Alto cube farmer overhead fails to recognize is exactly how screwed HP is in the "long term". HP has had it's ass kicked from left to right by Dell and IBM. Basically there's two options to save the company:

      A) Become a printer only company and fire virtually everyone who works there.
      B) Merge with someone else and put on a respectable show in the computer market.

      Current management chose option B. Walter Hewlett and the employees were bizarrely pushing for option A.

    10. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      And yes, I am considering selling my shares

      Buy a 'Put' option giving you a right to sell at a specified price, say in about six to 9 months. Even if the merger eventually does pan out, HPAQ will lose a bucket before it comes round.

    11. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by Lost+Nookie+Parlance · · Score: 1
      B) Merge with someone else and put on a respectable show in the computer market.

      How is Compaq's current showing respectable? Or are you referring to some magic never-neverland in which the power of two failing PC businesses combined creates another Dell?

      Carly is making a play to become a services company, not a PC company. She could have done that with Compaq and without a lot of trouble. This just gives her a legitimate excuse to lay people off.

      The leaders in the PC business are Apple, Sony, Dell (vomit), and Gateway (moo). HP and Compaq may or may not make money, but they're never going to be leaders (again, in the case of Compaq).

    12. Re:Can anybody clarify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How is Compaq's current showing respectable?"

      They are top-of-the-game in Intel servers, which is the way of the future. They also own enough of the midrange segment for HP to keep critical mass there behind IBM & Sun.

      If you look at the classic IBM/DEC "service" model, it's all based on moving machines and software. If HP is serious about the computing market they have to kick some ass in the server market.

      I agree that PCs is a dead business, or one that will be completely dominated by Dell very soon. IBM's already pretty much dropped out. Think of PCs as the loss leader for printer supplies.

      Like everyone, I'm skeptical about the merger -- it's a huge plan to execute. I do see that "do nothing" or "do the HP Way" would be the death of the company and the loss of most to all engineering jobs there.

  16. Who wants to bet by jhines0042 · · Score: 2

    The independent vote-tabulation firm, Delaware-based IVS Associates, reported 838,401,376 shares of stock were voted in favor of the merger, 793,094,105 shares were voted against, and 13,950,651 shares abstained.

    Who wants to bet that a lot of the folks who voted against the merger sell their stock?

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    1. Re:Who wants to bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK, a really big part of the votes against are the founding families.

      I don't think they'll sell. Unless they want to start a new company from a garage, say 'Packlett'.

    2. Re:Who wants to bet by doubtless · · Score: 1

      and 391,223,345 shares of stock were confused about the ballet.

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  17. La De Frickin' Da by n-baxley · · Score: 2

    Who really cares if two aging giants get stomped on together or seperatly? Honestly, this whole court case has been a battle between a rich boy who is living off his father's brilliance, and two CEOs who are desperatly looking for something to lift their reputations out of the duldrums. How will this affect consumers, be they corporate or home? Not one bit other than to have 1 fewer meaningless "label" to choose from.

  18. AOL-Time Warner by gambit3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kids(I'm looking at you, HP), kids(I'm looking at you, Compaq), didn't we learn anything from the AOL/Time Warner Fiasco?

    I guess not.

    Let's see how they're doing in a year's time.

    1. Re:AOL-Time Warner by glitch_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They will probably be doing a lot better than AOL/Time Warner/CNN/Netscape/Time because the Compaq/Hewlet Packard merger is a more vertical merger (both companies in similiar marketplaces and business space), while AOL/Time Warner was a more horizantal merger where AOL and Time Warner were in completely different marketplaces.
      This merger has a chance of actually becoming a successful business.

    2. Re:AOL-Time Warner by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

      Sure, especially if they need to raise the stock of the new company, they can just lay off 1/2 the workforce as being 'duplicate'. Since they do many of the same things, they will be firing a lot of engineers. I would hate to be a graduating engineer right now, as there will be many, many engineers on the market place with lots of experience.

    3. Re:AOL-Time Warner by new500 · · Score: 3, Funny

      . . .

      Nice link, that Time.com article. Especially the bit about AOL-TW stock effectively valuing the AOL compnent at ZERO :) Just repeating some thoughts below, which seem on topic here and worth reposting :

      To me it was always a story of AOL cashing out its funny money stock at the height of the internet boom. Many manias have come and passed, leaving a scorched trail of people who bought in too close to the last hurrah. My guess (since largely vindicated) was that Time - Warner was one such sucker.

      Nevertheless, TW was desperately seeking growth, as a mature massive media business. It's much harder to grow incrementally the larger you get and still hit that year on year percentage target for your shareholders. TW's growth prospects were heavily tied to, e.g., newsprint subscriptions, and the internet boom looked then to be able to run and run.

      As many corporations who have been out of fashion have found (think banks during the '70s, when all the "smart" money was in the conglomerate boom) out of fashion can quickly mean out of access to capital too, and print and press is desperately cyclical, and very capital intensive - worse even, tied to the sharp acceleration and decelleration of advertising which behaves exaggeratedly in synch with that most nebulous of economic indicators - sentiment.

      Things change, and may get better for AOL - TW, but boy does it look tough for them for the forseeable.

      Here's some selected quotes from recent Financial Times articles :

      But broadband is different. Anyone buying a high-speed internet access over a cable system, for instance, will already be paying for the cable company's own ISP. Why pay for AOL as well

      The logic of the synergies, and the merger itself, have failed. . . . shareholders consistently fail to restrain management from empire-building. . . a fine example of hope triumphing over reason . . .AOL used its overvalued paper to buy some real assets . . .Those loyal to Time Warner shares have underperformed the media sector by more than 60 per cent.

      It's a sad indictment of much of mainstream press that which was - to me at least (and allowing I spend a good deal of my time studying speculative bubbles) - plain dang obvious, is only talked about now - after we've all been hit by the train. But then it's easy to go with the flow, ain't it?

      P.S. Maybe someone still holding the stock should buy Gerald Levin (CEO at time of merger) a t-shirt with a slogan such as "I bought into the biggest merger ever, and all I got was this lousy CD-ROM". Okay, that's enough lame jokes from me . . .

    4. Re:AOL-Time Warner by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's as vertical as McDonalds merging with Burger King in an attempt to break into fine dining.

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    5. Re:AOL-Time Warner by klui · · Score: 1

      When HP purchased Apollo in 1989/1990, it was a vertical acquisition as well. Marketshare for that business space at HP stayed the same at the end of the transaction while Sun gained marketshare.

      HP buying Apollo was also a much smaller acquisition. What makes you think that HP, merging with a much larger company will have a better chance of it being a success than when it bought Apollo?

    6. Re:AOL-Time Warner by hkhanna · · Score: 1

      Not to nitpick or anything...but the HP/Compaq merger would be horizontal consolidation because of their existance in the same marketplace.
      <US History Teacher mode>
      Back in Rockefeller's time, his company, Standard Oil, vertically integrated when the bought out the supply chains and the marketing chains so that he could control the price exactly the way he wanted to.
      </US History Teacher mode>

      Basically vertical integration is controlling every step of the process, from extraction of raw materials to final marketing of the product. HP does not supply Compaq with anything and Compaq does not supply HP with anything. Since they are in the same market, they _horizontally consolidated_, that is, joined forces with competition to prove more competitive to even greater competition. AOL/TW was a vertical integration because AOL supplied the medium and TW supplied the content. Just FYI. Sorry to nitpick ;)

      Hargun

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    7. Re:AOL-Time Warner by glitch_ · · Score: 2

      I appreciate the correction. But I can't really see how AOL/TimeWarner was a vertical integration because AOL is only a medium for some content. AOL is a medium for online content, but it doesn't seem like it could be a medium for print, TV, Radio or any other type.

      Please correct me if I'm wrong.

  19. My Mother owns hp Stock... by Microsift · · Score: 1

    and when the vote was happening, she was inundated with mail from both sides reminding her to vote.

    Imagine if politicians were so interested in voter participation!

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    1. Re:My Mother owns hp Stock... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Imagine if politicians were so interested in voter participation!

      Where I live they are, the parties are and everyone who has strong agreement with or against inundates me with with doorknob hangings, fliers in the screen door, through the mail (I have a POB as well as the home addr) and the sad part is I don't have a way to convert it all to methanol.

      HP-Compaq-Digital ... The one I miss the most is Digital.

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    2. Re:My Mother owns hp Stock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine if politicians were so interested in voter participation!

      Imagine if political elections could be done from home!

  20. HP+Compaq Merger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How fast will 25,000 people get terminated?

  21. HP is probably the largest Linux company now by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This probably makes HP the largest Linux company by shipped product. Did you know that HP offers 24/7 support for Debian?

    The merger has not been a comfortable thing from day one, and the press coverage has been very disquieting. It's clear what people like me in the company should do now - our best to make it work, regardless of anything that happened on the way. I said a long time ago that this could be excellent for Linux, and I still think so. It's going to be fun.

    Thanks

    Bruce

    1. Re:HP is probably the largest Linux company now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what are you going to do about itanic? It needs to die. You need to resurrect Alpha and/or PA-RISC. You're not seriously going to try to sell Linux on itanic to the enterprise? Please tell me it isn't true?

    2. Re:HP is probably the largest Linux company now by Alioth · · Score: 2

      That maybe so, but it's one more megacorporation, one less competitor and ultimately, worse for the end-user as the big manufacturers clump together inevitably reducing competition.

      Why they call it a merger I don't know - it was a takeover: HP eliminating a competitor simply by buying them out. There are no marriages in business; only rapes!

      I may be biased - living in Houston, we are expecting our unemployment rate to go up as a direct result of this takeover.

    3. Re:HP is probably the largest Linux company now by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

      > This probably makes HP the largest Linux company by
      > shipped product. Did you know that HP offers 24/7
      > support for Debian?

      Wow... I guess now all the Debian guys can quit and get real jobs. Thanks for the update!

    4. Re:HP is probably the largest Linux company now by Tadghe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bruce,

      I respect you immensely. I've been hearing the 'This is great for Linux' line from Carly, you and a few other OSS people since the merger was announced, but I have *not* seen anyone explain *why* this is good for Linux or OSS in general. Why is the merger a good Idea for the OSS crowd?
      I really would like to know. Right now I'm having to decide on what do I tell my clients when asked about buying HP/Compaq equipment, especially with regards to their Linux commitment. Will the DL380's with Linux compat LightsOut boards we have today still be supported 18 mos down the road by this new company?
      Should I tell them to check out the new Dell IU's or IBM's new line?

      Please for those of us who really need to know, why is the merger a "Good Thing(tm)" for Linux?

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    5. Re:HP is probably the largest Linux company now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice to see that Bruce has managed to parlay his experience with Debian into a high payed job as a corporate flak for the corporate equivilent of the Titanic.

  22. Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    A year from now this will be seen as the biggest mistake in corporate mergers since AOL/TW. The reason is simple: The primary goal of the merger has always been to turn the new company into a big iron services competitor to IBM. And that just won't happen by merging these two particular companies.

    As for whether this is good for Linux, I think it's less clear, but it probably is more good news than bad. I suspect that the new company will be able to move much more aggressively in using Linux (ala IBM) than Sun has to date.

  23. Further details of the merger: by bravehamster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Compaq's fine consumer printing division will replace HP's struggling print division.

    Compaq will dissolve their business and enterprise division, and refer all service requests to HP consumer tech support.

    The new HP will announce a redesigned consumer level computer, named the Paviliario. Exciting new features to include 3 seperate proprietary motherboard connections, an LS-120 drive, and Windows ME. The Presarion business line is expected to be launched within the next few weeks.

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    1. Re:Further details of the merger: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this meant to be funny?

  24. A bad idea all-round. by darkov2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    $19 billion for Compaq? I'll give you $10 bucks for it.

    I have to say I still resent Compaq for buying Digital. They killed off all the good research and turned it into another homogenised, bland corporate. Digital used be be a great company with great products in their time. HP has made some great products in their time. I wonder how long before they become bland and homogenised, selling lowest-common denominator boxes, avoiding anything that looks like risk, imagination or anything else that used to propel the computer industry forward. Now the only ideas they have is a takeover deal (and another and another). Great! That'll keep the industry going for the decades!

    I'm just glad that no-one will touch Apple with a 10-foot pole. Everyone expects them to go broke every other week. No-one in corporate land really understands what keeps Apple afloat becuase it can't be boiled down to a finacing deal. And they probably realise that the customer loyalty and brand respect they enjoy will very probably evaporate if someone tried to buy it.

    1. Re:A bad idea all-round. by John+Paul+Jones · · Score: 1

      It's painfully obvious that you haven't been paying any attention, or don't care to.

      1st 1U, 2P servers with integrated RAID
      RILOE (look it up)
      iPAQ
      SANWorks appliances with Volume Management (grow Win2K partitions on the fly? Sure)

      And that's just some of the Intel stuff.

      Go troll elsewhere.

      -JPJ

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  25. From a casual view perspective by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this deal is *terrible*. Case in point: Both HP and Compaq make:

    (1) Laptops (bad ones at that)
    (2) Desktops (worse than their laptops)
    (3) Servers (no opinion)
    (4) Printers (used to kick butt, now I'm not so sure)

    So, with the merger going through, what divisions/departments get slashed?

    In my *uninformed, casual opinion* there is too much overlap of products and services, never a good sign. There will be chainsaw-like cuts throughout all departments and the end result will *not* be a good thing.

    I'd love to be wrong of course, but considering the rapid decline in the quality of the products bearing the Compaq and HP name in recent years, I really don't see this merger improving this.

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    1. Re:From a casual view perspective by stephend · · Score: 2

      It's kind of like the Dilbert cartoon:

      Box 1. Guys, we're going to merge with our biggest rival. And the good news is that they like engineers!

      Box 2. In fact they already have a department that does exactly what we do.

      Box 3. Except they're younger and less well paid.

    2. Re:From a casual view perspective by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      Exactly...whole divisions that overlap almost point for point. You just *know* that's not going to survive the merger unscathed.

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    3. Re:From a casual view perspective by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Yep - I tend to agree. The products that overlap are so similar, I can't even see them getting much value out of new design ideas they obtained the rights for....

      Personally, I think both HP and Compaq built perfectly good servers. That said, they're all pretty much alike. I mean, let's face it. In the world of servers, all you really want is something that's fairly reliable (usually done by adding extra cooling fans and redundancy for things like power supplies), holds lots of RAM, and uses one of 2 or 3 major brands of SCSI 10K or 15K RPM hard drive. It's not rocket science to get this forumla right.... Even physical looks pretty much cease to matter with everything going to rack-mount cases. (Just don't paint the thing day-glo orange or something!)

      HP LaserJet printers are still pretty respectable, but that has more to do with compatibility than anything else. If the other leading manufacturers would concentrate a little more on good device drivers for all platforms, the differences would diminish quickly. (There's still the reliability issue though. We had an IBM Lexmark laser printer that was awful. Not only did toners cost more than any other brand, but it broke quite regularly. Bad design, all around - despite good print quality when it worked.)

  26. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I read the email exchange from that link to the IP list... Its not like people didn't have like over a month to vote. Personally, I voted my shares of Compaq (for the deal of coarse) the second I got my proxy in the mail. I would have thought that the six and a half months between when the merger was announced and the deadline of the voting would have been enough time to make up your mind.

    As for a plan... I personally know that as of next week, new managers (and VPs) will be meeting with their new staff people to start to get the "clean teams'" integration plans in motion.

    Also, with the Tru64 UNIX (Compaq's UNIX) symposium next week in New Hampshire, I would look for some interesting news on how the UNIXes (or is that UNIXi?) or the combined company will be handled. It may be different than you think....

    1. Re:Wow by wilhelm · · Score: 2, Informative

      The plural of Unix is Unices. I've also seen it as Unixen, but I like the first better.

  27. This is bad & good by First_In_Hell · · Score: 1

    Good for people who are sick of administering propierity crap, now it will be consolidated into one shity computer . . . a universal standard of shit.

    Bad for the poor people who will be stuck with these things. In the end it doesn't even matter, Dell has a lock in the PC market, and I don't see HP/Compaq's market share really going up as a result of this.

  28. Why couldn't.... by emars · · Score: 1

    Hewlett-Packard merge with Packard Bell and form just Packard? or maybe Hewlett-Bell? I would make things easier...

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  29. New "merger" on the horizon by Anti-Microsoft+Troll · · Score: 0

    Soon, they'll all be trading under the MSFT symbol. Bill Gates will buy out the company from his petty cash account, as part of his ongoing attempt to own every corporation in the United States.

    (Next month, Europe!)

  30. Re:Hi, I'm from Australia and all the men are gay. by October_30th · · Score: 0

    Carly's kind of hot, too.

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  31. Dancing in the streets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    If they deep-six HP-UX (an unbelievably bug-riddled abortion of an operating system) the cheers will be heard for light-years.

    Unfortunately, given their record, they will probably keep their train-wreck of a Unix and kill off VMS instead.

    Oh well, now that Linux has "capabilities" (cloned from VMS privs) and the prospect of resource fork support in the FS API (yay! screw the lame *nix rwxrwxrwx excuse for permissions!) it'll be ready to replace VMS in a year or two. And with 50% less bloat, too, I bet.

  32. A Newbie Question... by NewbieV · · Score: 1

    If Compaq purchased Digital, and HP is merging with Compaq, is HP-Compaq-Digital a Beowulf cluster of corporations?

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    1. Re:A Newbie Question... by jetsaredim · · Score: 1

      If anything, it'd be a TruCluster (Compaq's 64-bit UNIX cluster software) cluster of corporations...

    2. Re:A Newbie Question... by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sounds to me more like a clusterfu**

    3. Re:A Newbie Question... by danro · · Score: 2

      If Compaq purchased Digital, and HP is merging with Compaq, is HP-Compaq-Digital a Beowulf cluster of corporations?

      No, to much overhead.
      It will probably be more like a crash prone Windows 95 box ;-)

      No, seriously, chances are this will not work out very well.
      Or at least take years to get right.
      Time will tell.

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    4. Re:A Newbie Question... by Derkec · · Score: 2
      I'm sorry, to say this, and I can already feel the karma slipping away...


      You're right that it's a cluster, but not a Beowulf cluster. Instead it's just a cluster-f... ah nevermind.

  33. good company buying shi* company by CheezeyWheezy · · Score: 0

    why would such a good company buy out such a shitty company? i dont get it..

  34. Oh great... by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 1
    Whooopeee for them!
    <rant>
    You know what really ticks me off? That .1% of this money would be enough for me to retire for the rest of my life, and all my children, and children's children and so on. I can't even fathom having 19 billion dollars. What a problem to have, trying to figure out how to spend it. Hmmm... I think I'll buy a huge computer corporation today!
    </rant>
    1. Re:Oh great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fiorina's getting a lot more than .1% of that 19 billion ...

  35. Let the Market Decide... by Prolapsed+Anus · · Score: 1

    ...that HP should drop

    • Test Equipment
    • RPN calculators

    ... and that Compaq should drop

    • Alpha-AXP

    Now both companies will be the purveyors of WinTel trash and technically illiterate stockholders will rejoice.

    Thanks to Carly Fiorina and Michael Capellas for utterly gutting Hewlett-Packard and Digital Equipment!

    All the world needs is another PC integrator :-/

    1. Re:Let the Market Decide... by jacexpo069 · · Score: 1

      Silly Boy, Test equipment was spun off to Agilent in 1999!

  36. But who will use who's computers? by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Much like AOL forcing Time Warner to use their e-mail system (which subsequently hosed up, cause e-mail to get lost, delayed, or appended with pix of britney spears) I'm sure there will be the typical integration woes.

    or maybe they'll all just use Dells...

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    1. Re:But who will use who's computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP engineers on the MS Campus in Redmond are already using Dells. Can't get HP gear.....

  37. Lame reasons, mostly by shaldannon · · Score: 2
    What it boils down to is "if you can't beat them, join them." HP and Compaq got tired of having their crappy knock-off proprietary PCs competing for shelf space at Worst Buy, Office Crepot, and so on, so they decided to join forces and monopolize the crappy PC market. I suspect that acquisition of Packard-Smell would be next if it hadn't already debased itself below Compaq. Maybe they'll try to get Gateway's PC business next.

    **SIGH**

    The thing that kills me about all this is
    1. As AOL-Time-Warner-Turner-etc have proven, mega-mergers are not a good thing for your business. The best way to run a business is to eliminate inefficiencies. Mega-mergers tend to magnify these problems
    2. When Compaq acquired DEC, DEC stock went south, in a hurry. Last time I took a finance class, the professor emphasized that a good merger usually resulted in the purchased company's stock going **UP**. What this tells me (nothing new, of course) is that Compaq is a company to avoid.
    3. Fiorina (or however you spell her name) seems to have missed where HP's core business is. It isn't in selling second-rate PCs to office store chains for resale. HP would have done itself **and** Compaq a favor by dropping that business line altogether if things were looking grim. In fact, HP has a much stronger bread-and-butter business selling mundane things like printers, calculators, and oscilliscopes.
    As for Mr. Hewlett...who knows. He certainly lost the lawsuit, but had also said he was considering his options. HP also didn't give him a chance to get his seat back, so when his term is up, he's out. I guess I'll sit back and watch things play out, but I for one think this merger was a foolish idea.
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    1. Re:Lame reasons, mostly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both HP and Compaq barely could give a crap about the "Worst Buy" consumer market. HP is only involved so that they can sell profitable inkjet refills.

      Please remove your head from your ass, expand your horizons, and get a grip on how the computing market works. There's much much more than what you see when you skateboard down to the mall

  38. What about the Pocket PCs? by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

    Compaq has the very popular iPaq line of PPCs, HP has the less popular Jornada line.

    Will they continue to make both, or will one get dropped in favor of the other?

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  39. Product line announcements on Tuesday by RocketScientist · · Score: 2

    The telling part of this merger, and a lot of answers on "why" will be answered on Tuesday when they announce which product lines they are keeping, and which ones are going away. Some choices are obvious, keeping HP's printers, for example. Others....

    Which to keep: NetServer or Proliant?
    Which to keep: Jornada or iPaq?
    Which to keep: HP Desktops or Compaq desktops

    They're both in the consumer and workstation PC markets. Which of those stay, and which go?

    All I've got to say is that if anything happens to the Proliant quality, there's gonna be a lot of IBM x440's bought on this end. Anybody got any guesses on which way the axe will fall?

    1. Re:Product line announcements on Tuesday by Cheeko · · Score: 1

      I'd have to assume the iPaq would stay over the Jornada, though thats just a guess. The iPaq has consistently been considered the better of the two PDAs, though as with everything in business, just because its better doesn't mean it will win out (note: alpha ;).

    2. Re:Product line announcements on Tuesday by rcw-home · · Score: 2
      Which to keep: NetServer or Proliant?

      I was asked to research this at work a few weeks ago - here's a few links:

      News.com, December 11, 2001: "Businesses should limit these commitments to product lines that Gartner has already identified as strategically sound [...]: Compaq Proliant servers"

      News.com, March 8, 2002: "At a minimum, HP will adopt the Proliant line, according to every source interviewed"

      Steven Vaughan-Nichols, September 5, 2001: "the Proliant (always a troublesome line, in my experience), will gradually be phased away in favor of Netserver. I'll be surprised if there's a new 2002 line of Proliants." (...I tend to believe the opposite of whatever this man predicts.)

    3. Re:Product line announcements on Tuesday by Mr.Intel · · Score: 2

      Which to keep: NetServer or Proliant?

      From my personal experience, this is a no brainer. Proliant kicks the trash out of anything HP has had for years. I once managed a data center with 100 Proliants. In two years we had three drives (out of 400) and one power supply go bad.

      Which to keep: Jornada or iPaq?

      iPaq because of branding/name recognition. Jornada just doesn't have the market penetration of Jornada.

      Which to keep: HP Desktops or Compaq desktops

      Tough one there, but I would say merge the two and keep the best features from each. Throw out the crap and try using something a little less proprietary.

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    4. Re:Product line announcements on Tuesday by shallot · · Score: 1

      Weeding out all the crap from the Deskpros will likely take years... :/

  40. In the words of pedro by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    VERY NOOOOOOO!

  41. The HP Way by zentec · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...is long gone. It's a shame too.

    In my previous jobs, HP test gear was a way of life. If you had a budget to buy new gear, no one was ever fired for buying HP. Now, that division is in shambles, the gear actually has flaws or is DOA, getting calibrations is a disaster and they've pretty much kissed-off a solid business for consumer electronics.

    I do not know how much of this was the fault of Fiorina, but all I can say is that it's my opinion that in a few years, HP will be remembered for what they once were, not consumer electronics and computers.

    It's a shame, but not unexpected. The visions of American corporations are tightly focused on the next two quarters, not on the long-run. They're willing to sacrifice long-term performance for short-term bumps in the financials and stock pricing. This is the crux of the games played in accounting, and it's a disaster that has yet to fully run its course.

    1. Re:The HP Way by barawn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What kind of test equipment do you mean? Their test equipment and lab supplies spinoff, Agilent, is doing pretty well: many lab supplies you'd be crazy to buy anything except Agilent, and I'm (starting) to grow fond of the Infinium oscilloscopes, though Tektronix is still my preferred (I do NOT like seeing an oscilloscope bluescreen!). If you're buying lab power supplies, you're best off buying Agilent, as they're the most well known.

      Then again, it could be because I'm still IN a lab that's Agilent/HP dominated, so I might be biased without even knowing it. HP itself I don't think is that bad: printer-wise, they're still in the top running, IMHO.

      I'd be sad to see HP flounder simply because the high-end stuff faltered. Maybe they can spin off their printer division as well, so the stupid parts can die in peace. :)

    2. Re:The HP Way by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 1
      HP test gear (now Agilent) was great, unfortunately, it had a relatively low growth potential because one of their greatest competitors was...

      themself!

      I have known people to accidently drop old HP test equipment so tht it could be retired and anewer model purchased. Unfortunately, the wooden desk was dented but the equipment survived.

    3. Re:The HP Way by barawn · · Score: 2

      Is Agilent doing that bad? I'm really curious, because as far as I can tell, they're doing fine. I definitely agree about the robustness of the equipment, though - for the most part we've had no problem with any of the lab equipment we have, and it's almost completely all HP/Agilent stuff.

      I mean, honestly, I wouldn't even know who ELSE to go with for equipment like that - in the labs I've worked in, they've all been HP/Agilent equipment.

    4. Re:The HP Way by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 1
      Agilent isn't doing at all bad for a manufacturer of test equipment, but a dot-com/bomb it isn't. This is more a sort of steady growth typical for the industry rather than the exponential curve so liked by investment bankers.

      Unfortunately, new lab equipment is one of the things that gets cut from the budget in tight times. So I don't think that this year will be as good.

  42. Thank you Mr. Sensitive by Mordaximus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "from the massive-layoffs-coming-soon dept"
    From all of the employees of Compaq and HP who read Slashdot, Thanks for the reminder.

    1. Re:Thank you Mr. Sensitive by halo8 · · Score: 1

      REMINDER ? What? like you forgot this was going to happen or somthing?

      F.Y.I. the new script that Tech Support is giving

      "Thank you for calling Compaq, a part of the New HP" god.. how cheesball i gota say that 30 times a day.. ugh..

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  43. Who cares if HP is now the biggest Linux company? by diabolus_in_america · · Score: 1

    I've seen a lot of posts giving a positive spin to this merger, simply because HP will now be "the largest Linux" company.

    That's an incredibly short-sighted and very callous interpretation of this what this new Golaith means for both its customers and many, many employees and contractors of the old Compaq and HP companies.

    Under Carly Fiorina, the old HP never, and I mean never, gave their customers a clear picture of what the company was planning and where the company was headed. That's evidenced by HP's about-face on one of the e3000 platform. One day, HP managers are re-assuring customers that there are long-range plans for the platform. The next day, they are shown as bold faced liars, as HP announces it is cancelling the platform. Then HP announced that the "correct long range plan" for those customers would be to move over to HP-UX and the 9000 series server line. THEN... just a few weeks after that, HP resoundingly embraces Linux for its servers!!

    The point is, HP was never able to formulate a lasting and good strategy for its customers to employ with just HP hardware. Now that Compaq and its hardware has joined the fold, who the hell knows what Fiorina and her stooges are going to be pushing from week to week. It ain't Wal-Mart people. Long range plans and sound strategy are needed to win and to retain the enterprise customer, not just weekly buzz words and discount specials.

    And as for the unfortunate employees of both cultures, I have yet to come to understand how anyone with a conscience could ever call a deal where 15,000 men and women will lose their jobs a success.

  44. How HP Rigged the Election... by kingmanor · · Score: 1

    http://www.interesting-people.org/archives/interes ting-people/200205/msg00008.html

    1. Re:How HP Rigged the Election... by shemnon · · Score: 2, Informative

      The shareholder meeting and Walter Hewlett's suit should have been held in Florida, because it wound up being a big stink about nothing on a tight schedule.

      Deutsche Bank had only 17 Million votes, and the margin of victory was 45 Million votes. If Deutsche bank swung the margin would have been 11 Million, still a squeaker but it would be the exact same result! (Unless the by-laws would have required a 50% approval rathern than a majoroty of votes cast, then it would have failed).

      Yest Carly was pulling an Al Gore with the votes (except for the part where she wins), but the result would have been the same: Hewlett Compaqard.

      (838,401,376 votes for 793,094,105 against for those who care, about 14 Million didn't vote)

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  45. A word from the home town of Deutsche Bank by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I work with computers in the financial industry in Frankfurt and the twin towers of DB's HQ are visible from where I work.

    Let me just explain something here. German banks offer depository accounts for shareholders to hold their shares. However, they have a nasty habit of making sure that the shareholder signs over their voting rights to the bank. This tends to give the banks a disproportionate vote. The German Association of Small Shareholders is fighting this, but it hasn't really happened yet.

    As the banks tend to have some interesting share positions themselves, this leads to major conflicts of interest. In the case of Deutsche Bank, they certainly have a large interest in IBM (not just as users, as shareholders).

    Last point, when was any large merger good for anyone except the banks and the lawyers doing the M&A work? It seems like they may have a win-win situation, with organising the financing and possibly seeing IBM benefit from the transaction.

    1. Re:A word from the home town of Deutsche Bank by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      Hmmm, Offtopic?

      Deutsche Bank were the ones that swung the vote.

    2. Re:A word from the home town of Deutsche Bank by hughk · · Score: 2
      The SEC has already looked at this and have said whilst they were unhappy about some aspects, there was nothing they could do.

      According to the article quoted Fiorina definitely did some questionable stuff though which makes me doubt her ability to be a team player. However DB, just looked carefully which way the wind was blowing and followed it. As you say they don't lose.

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  46. Here is how it SHOULD break down. by OS24Ever · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's what I see happening from the tidbits I've garnered from many a customers discussion with their HP or Compaq Rep.

    1) Anything without an intel chip in it, the days are numbered. HP invested way too much in the Itanium / EPIC instruction set and they are going to can PA-RISC in favor of Itanium in their future Unix Machines.

    2) Compaq already said Alpha going bye bye in favor of Itanium.

    3) HP dumped their 3000 line...Can't see any non-intel compaq line sticking around much longer

    4) HP will dump their entire business line of Intel products, the Netserver, the Desktop PCs, and the Notebooks. This does not include the Best Buy crap, just the stop corps use, or should I say DON'T Use. Compaq's product line will become HP's product line for corporate intel servers.

    5) Toss up in the consumer market. HP & Compaq have been 1/2 in the retail division with the Presario/Pavillion, don't know/don't care what happens to them. In my personal experience of living vicariously through other people HPs Pavillions break more than the Presarios did.

    6) HP Should maintain it's printer division while Compaq fades away.

    7) The new company will claim all sorts of wlid thing like they've been supporting Linux the longest, they have the most Unix experience, etc trying to woo the Open Source community when in fact the people that are running the new HP never touched Linux, they just bought and destroyed other companies that did (Digital) and desperately have been trying to get some news bites about linux because other companies like VA Linux, Pengiun Computing, and IBM really support linux by giving things back to the community instead of just hoping it sells more of their servers/desktops.

    8) IBM and Dell will continue to chip away the lead of this new merger, just prolonging the inevitable die off of even more hardware companies. If past experience of mergers with Compaq involved mean anything it'll be 18 months of a mess before anything positive comes out, and Dell and IBM will continually be beating on that. Dell from a price perspective, and IBM from a technology perspective.

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    1. Re:Here is how it SHOULD break down. by archen · · Score: 1

      inevitable die off of even more hardware companies

      I don't know if HPQ will totally die off, although I imagine in the future we'll say to ourselves, I remember when HPQ made more than just printers and scanners.

  47. Buy a Canon Printer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Support the merger: buy a Canon printer!

  48. This is great news by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These massive mergers invariably slash the worth of all the companies involved as they go through their departments indiscriminately hacking away. The only purpose is big bonuses for the execs.

    The bright side of this is that smaller companies who can actually produce quality products the people want and at reasonable prices will eat through the market share of the combined HP/Compaq like sharks at a feeding frenzy as customers desert the sinking carcass. And with all the layoffs from HP/Compaq that will be coming, there will be lots of talent around for the smaller guys to pick up.

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  49. My big question: how is consumer support affected? by Damek · · Score: 1

    OK, I'm more computer-savvy than your Average Joe - heck, I read SlashDot. I'm a closet geek. But I'm not in the IT industry, nor do I program, nor do I keep close track of all these companies. I have better things to do with my time.

    Now, when it comes to desktops, I roll my own, but I've never owned a notebook, and if I were to buy one, I'd buy a brand-name. I always thought Compaq was a good company. People I know and trust have said good things about them, and they even got a good rating on their customer service in this CNet article from December. Plus, both as has been mentioned in other comments here, Compaq and HP were "good for Linux."

    Some here have said that Compaq's laptops suck. OK, so I've looked around quickly at the obvious places like ZDProducts.com and CNet, and while they don't have the highest ratings, they seem average and acceptable.

    To make a long story short (too late!), my girlfriend just bought a new Compaq Presario 2800 yesterday. And now the merger went through. And now I'm thinking, what if that was a bad decision? We wanted to support a Linux-friendly company, which Gateway is not, and Dell is not, and we wanted better support than she's had through Gateway. We didn't want to buy from a small company; she had a cheapo laptop once before and it had tons of problems. We're both more comfortable with the big players...

    So the big question is: what's going to happen to Compaq's support? Any thoughts? Should we try to cancel this order as quickly as possible? Or will everything probably be acceptable?

  50. Re:Bad for all by presearch · · Score: 1

    There must be someone this is good for...

    Yes. A handfull of executives.
    The focus of business/government these days is to make a few execs very rich in a short time.
    The product is the company itself.

    Being a millionaire these days ain't much. Life starts at 100 mil.
    It's impossible to earn that kind of money by creating something, especially when you need to raise that kind of cash for a dozen or so people in a hurry.

    So the teams of suits come in. Rape and run.
    What do they care about the wake of destruction behind them?

    They leave flush with cash and besides, those laid off engineers can be employed as caretakers of the estate.

    I hope they'll be first up against the wall.

  51. Carly has a new toy by mveloso · · Score: 1

    After flailing around for the last few years, now she has an excuse for her poor performance, both in the past and moving forwards: "Walter Hewlett!"

    Her big goal has been to buy something, anything, to distract the street from her poor performance. First it was PWC, but PWC was a bit too intelligent. So she went and bought a computer has-been, Compaq, the inheritor of the DEC assets and the DEC dysfunction.

    Heck, she couldn't afford Dell.

    So much for HP. In a few more years, it'll crater just like Compaq would have.

    1. Re:Carly has a new toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wrote out my thoughts exactly!

  52. suck + suck = ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP and Compaq will only succeed if they completely drop desktop/pda/etc. support (since they suck at it anyway) and strictly develop servers and enterprise server management software.

  53. Maybe now they can make shit that works by corebreech · · Score: 2

    I'm still trying to return this damn dvd100i. The thing is worthless, can't even play music CD's let alone burn anything.

    I have *very* fond memories of my HP-9100A and HP-41C calculators, but frankly, everything I've bought from HP after that has been shit.

    I'm getting sick of the smell.

  54. Exactly: rapidly commoditizing by sterno · · Score: 2

    That is one valuable thing is that if they can combine forces with Compaq, they can put themselves in a better position in the commodotized market of PC's. The problem with a commoditized market is that margins are razor thing so you have to be able to produce in vast quantities to make any money. There is still good money there, but only for the biggest players. Seperately they might not have the power to survive in the market, but together they stand a better chance.

    Sure the growth rate in PC's is slowing, but it's still growing at least and there will always be demand for upgrading of old systems, etc. It stands to be a cash cow for many years to come but only if you are a big player or a niche player (game machines, etc).

    Also, in this deal, think about hand helds which is definitely a fast growing market. The two leading manufacturers (I think they are leading, but correct me if I'm wrong) of WinCE devices are becoming one. That's certainly putting them in a better position in that market.

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  55. Because HP used to be great by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have always worked at small companies in out of the way places doing interesting work, and not worrying too much about who paid the best. HP is the only big company I ever interviewed at, and would have been interested in working at, because they were not the typical Silly Valley company. They used to stand for long term patience and steadiness. Quirks in their equipment to be sure, but quality was there too. Carly is destroying that.

    The 15,000 layoffs coming are a good example, as was spinning off Agilent. The point about not laying people off is not socialism or workers' rights, but rather the management mentality. If you know you can fire like crazy, you are more likely to hire like crazy. If you are reluctant to fire, you will also have a more long term outlook on hiring and expansion. If a project needs cutbacks, you will have the attitude of needing to find a new project for the current staff, rather than cutting back in a hurry and losing all that expertise, then later hiring like crazy and trying to integrate new staff.

    That long term outlook is gone from HP now, with the Carly (and Curly) gang in charge. There are no doubt lots of the old guard still around, but they aren't in charge, and HP is on the road to being just another huge corporation, nothing special.

    That's what Walter Hewlett tried to get across.

    1. Re:Because HP used to be great by 4of12 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That long term outlook is gone from HP now, with the Carly (and Curly) gang in charge.

      I'm not sure, but I get the feeling that the demands on company management and the incentives they receive are not well balanced.

      I can see where shareholders want to see EPS increases from quarter to quarter, come hell or high water.

      Executive perks in terms of stock options tend to be for the short term.

      But I can cut costs in the short term by firing the research department, getting rid of quality control and subcontracting maintenance and support to a call center in a blighted urban area.

      As long as I get to bail before the cows come to roost in a couple of years, I'm a golden executive at the shareholder's meeting.

      Now if they only made sure the stock options given to executives could not be redeemed for at least 5 to 7 years. Their decisions really impact the long term - make their rewards reflect their true impact.

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    2. Re:Because HP used to be great by greenrd · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure, but I get the feeling that the demands on company management and the incentives they receive are not well balanced.

      No shit, Sherlock!

    3. Re:Because HP used to be great by Rather+do+it+myself · · Score: 1

      The Agilent spin-off was done under CEO/Chairman Lew Platt. And Walter Hewlett was on the board at that time, also. And who's to say there wouldn't have been 15,000 layoffs between the two companies?

  56. HP & Compaq = what??? by GdoL · · Score: 1

    Maybe now HP will get back his scientific calculators, one of the few $$$ divisions. But I believe that the corporate ulture of this mergewill be the most big issue. Probably in a few months they will be back again as 2 differents corporations again. But then DELL or SUN or whatever will take the place of most knonwn brand.

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  57. listen by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 0

    I don't know where you took your finance class, but the behavior of aquired's stock price post-merger announcement has nothing to do with the strength of the merger, it's sometimes affected by public perception of the merger though. It all depends on the terms. Almost always the aquired company gets a premium on top of whatever their stock was trading at last. The question is what type of currency is being used to buy them out. If it's cash(see the Intel + Xircom merger and the Sun + Cobalt merger) then the aquired stock will trade at the aquisition price minus some small percentage of uncertainty factor, the chance that the merger will not go through from some reason(not approved by shareholders for example).

    BUT if the currency used to aquire is stock in the aquiring company then there are two terms that I've generally seen: 1) Share holders gets a fixed number of aquiring company shares(say 5.2 or something) for each share of the aquired company they own. And 2) Share holders of the aquired recieve a number of shares of the aquiring equal to some fixed dollar ammount on the day the deal goes through(IE $50 in the aquiring company's stock).

    NOW situation #2 usually behaves like the cash buy out I taked about before. Situation #1 is the only one that sees the stock price of the aquired have a chance to drop after the deal is announced. But like I said before, it's not about strength of the merger, it's about perception. If the public thinks that the deal stinks then they will sell the aquiring company down, which will bring down the aquisition price, which will in turn bring down the price of the aquired. Also this will happen if the public thinks the aquiring company overpaid.

  58. Digital Equipment Corp., err, Compaq, err, HP by forged · · Score: 2
    Now I wonder what will happen to all these obsolete domain names.

    Can I get dec.com, please.

    1. Re:Digital Equipment Corp., err, Compaq, err, HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      backorder it on netsol.com

    2. Re:Digital Equipment Corp., err, Compaq, err, HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear that decus.org, err, encompassus.org is changing their domain to humpus.org

      Seems fitting...

  59. Re:Bad for all by Alioth · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What I don't understand is why the Hewlett-Paqard merger is called a merger - not a takeover, which it is (it may not be a hostile takeover, but it's a takeover nonetheless).

    My Dad always told me that there are never marriages in business, only rapes. Calling it a "merger" is just to make it sound nice and huggy-feely when it's really takeover and destroy.

  60. Re:Who cares if HP is now the biggest Linux compan by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2
    OK, I can't claim to know much about HP's old lines. But the 3000 and 9000 are very similar - you can actually convert one to the other. The difference is that the 3000 runs MPE, an old mainframe OS, and the 9000 runs HP-UX. HP recently announced a 5-year de-support schedule for MPE, with other vendors coming in to continue support if the customer wishes it.

    I have a hard time understanding the MPE world. The CTO of a big MPE consulting firm sat me down at HP World last year and told me why Unix would never make it in business. Not Linux, Unix. So, I decided I would only worry about the Free Software operating systems at HP.

    In the case of HP-UX, on the IA-64 it will be binary-compatible with Linux. If you write to that interface, you have an application that runs on two operating systems, one of which gives you the option to self-support indefinitely (or buy consulting) and not worry about when someone decides to de-support it. HP had no choice but to embrace Linux, the company has to go where its customers are going.

    Bruce

  61. Re:Hi, I'm from Australia and all the men are gay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  62. Inside the beast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I can't say anything too specific due to my location (NW Houston along Hwy 249 & Louetta) but what I will say is there aren't many people inside who are looking forward to Tuesday. I don't think this was a good idea but not for the reasons alot of people might think. Houston has a very strong tech industry (TI, NASA, Schlumberger, Lockheed Martin, Northrup/Grummond, etc.) but if you ask someone from the East/West coast what Houston is about you get basically 3 answers COWS/OIL/COMPAQ. (Sometimes they get Houston confused with Dallas and say JR Euwing or Da'Boys) Growing up here one of my first real jobs was on the assembly line here at Compaq. It was awesome straight out of HS to watch the company take on Big Blue and be winning. There was a real sense of ownership. I think that was lost around the time Rod Canion was "retired". Since then Compaq has become more about making money and less about making innovative technology. Good or bad I think it will be a step back for Houston. I mean without Compaq all we have is COWS & OIL, right?

  63. Truth behind merger by jsse · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. Re:Truth behind merger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  64. Re:My big question: how is consumer support affect by haus · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately no one knows what is really going to happen with HPQ, including the people who actually work for this company. I am sure that there will be major growing pains as they integrate their various departments, especially tech support. But being a ridiculously large company, hopefully this will take a fair amount of time before it tackled [maybe a year or two]. But if you enjoy living on the edge with linux, you need to be prepared for a bump in the road every now and then.

    Fortunately there is strong community support, even if it is not to be had from the major corporations. When it comes to laptops a good place to start is http://www.linux-laptop.net/. It seems that no one has written up an article on your girlfriend's particular model yet, but I would not be surprised to see that change in the near future. The information on this site helped me a great deal in setting up my HP Pavilion N5430.

    I will be watching to see what happens, but at I fear the worst. Maybe when it comes time to replace my laptop it will be time to take a look at what IBM offers [assuming that they do not opt to pull out of the consumer market all together].

  65. Bye bye compaq by pigeon · · Score: 1

    Hope this destroys the crappy compaq brand. The ones who destroyed everything that was cool about digital (vms, alpha, vax, pdp 11...)

  66. Micheal Dell must be.... by cmkrnl · · Score: 1

    Laughing his arse off, its not every day that two of his biggest competitiors in corporate space commit mutually assisted suicide.

    Carly allegedly fscked up Lucent, now she's working her wonders on bigger fish.

    Curmudgeon.

  67. Modern Capitalism by Peaker · · Score: 2

    How soon will it be before Microsoft, and HPQ-sun-aol remain?

    As soon as the big guys realize monopolies and cartels are more profitable than competition. Who ever said capitalism worked? :)

  68. Improved Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just got off the phone with Compaq tech support. Apparently the Compaq logos are going down and the HP logos are going up. The new stronger company is going to improve customer support by discontinuing toll free support. Thanks Federal Regulators!!

  69. What happens to Houston's Compaq Center? by berteag00 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think a change of titles is appropriate...

    May I suggest the "HP Pavillion"?

    1. Re:What happens to Houston's Compaq Center? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually it will soon be called Oasis of Love when Lakewood church leases it.

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    2. Re:What happens to Houston's Compaq Center? by quark2universe · · Score: 2

      Well let's examine this.

      Enron Field
      Compaq Center

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    3. Re:What happens to Houston's Compaq Center? by joekool · · Score: 1

      for those not from Houston: it was originally called the Pavillion, and many people(me) still call it that

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    4. Re:What happens to Houston's Compaq Center? by baboyer · · Score: 1

      A better question is what happens to the Compaq Center at San Jose... This is HP's home turf, but Compaq was the only one willing to buy the naming rights to the San Jose Arena.

    5. Re:What happens to Houston's Compaq Center? by Mr.+Droopy+Drawers · · Score: 1

      It was NEVER known as Pavilion. It was (and to most people) known as The Summit. As pointed out earlier, It will be soon known as Lakewood Church. The new basketball arena will be ready for next season.

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    6. Re:What happens to Houston's Compaq Center? by joekool · · Score: 1

      your right--I blame faulty memory, and the fact that I moved away a few years ago---I can only say that perhaps I was thinking of the woodlands pavilion.
      Oh well

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  70. Formula One Championship by avel599 · · Score: 1

    So, will Montoya now use an HP laptop instead, to check his car's performance?

  71. Industry mergers carried to logical conclusion. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    Hewlett Compackard Dell.

    1. Re:Industry mergers carried to logical conclusion. by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Actually it would be more like CompaQarDell. They'll drop the Hewlett just to spite Walter.

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  72. The sound of an air conditioner by Graymalkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I guess it is sort of fitting that two companies that have recently continued to fail to capitalize on their investments would merge. Compaq bought Digital and failed to really do anything worth while with them. The Alpha was a badass of microprocessor engineering. Had something been made of it the entire industry might have been turned on their head. The 21164 whipped other processors of the time like little bitches. By 2000 only about 500k Alpha systems had been sold. That is bad marketing and poor capitalization. HP for some retarded reason thought the internet bubble boom was going to last for some long period of time and dropped their slow growth steady divisions and spun them off into a separate company. That is another failure to retain their market capitalization. They may sell a lot of computers and not go out of business no one is going to remember them for anything other than for a stupid merger.

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    Peter Blackmore: We get signal.
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    Fiorina: All your Presario are belong to us.
    Fiorina: You are on the way to destruction.
    Capellas: What you say !!
    Fiorina: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Fiorina: HA HA HA HA ....

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  73. Not offtopic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not offtopic. The Deutsches Bank voting was the pivotal issue in the Packard lawsuit (alleged enough DB shares were switched to favor the merger conditional on side deals, etc.)

  74. The new company... by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 2

    The new company will becalled "Hewlett Paqard"

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  75. It's a matter of corporate culture by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Informative
    The reason it's important is a matter of corporate culture. IBM does not have a person like me, and never will, because the corporate culture would not allow it. They can't "get it" to the extent that HP does. Nor would IBM employ the Debian project leader (Bdale Garbee).

    I don't think you need to question HP's Linux committment. We have to go where our customers are going, and we get very firm "Linux" signals from them.

    You now have Jim Gettys, me, Bdale Garbee, David Mosberger, and Jeremy Allison in the same company, along with another 100 people I really should mention. There's a bigger array of Linux expertise than VA ever assembled, and most of them are working on GPL projects, and are also driving the company significantly. That's got to be good for Free Software.

    Bruce

    1. Re:It's a matter of corporate culture by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      My appologies for being the cynic:

      I don't think people question HP's Linux committment, I think people question what sort of management would do something that (from the outside, and being uninformed) appears to be ripe with headaches, inefficiencies, and cost for very little (relative) gain.

      I hope that's merely perception and not truth, though there's little history or proof to show otherwise.

    2. Re:It's a matter of corporate culture by ijablokov · · Score: 1

      We don't get it???

      Please see http://www.ibm.com/linux

      We've ported almost ALL of our core middle-ware software products as well as supporting Linux from our most mundane PC's to some of the largest and most powerful servers ever created.

      Our contributions should not be measured by the talking heads in our stables BUT BY OUR ACTIONS.

  76. NOOOOOOOO!!!!! by Meowharishi · · Score: 1

    GODDAMIT!!! These were two classic brands. Its really sad to see these mergers and classics like these two lost as they morph into one.

    Although they were strictly industrial and out of my price range at the time, I have fond memories of the early Compaq's.. A "no frills no nonsense business machine" on par with the IBM PC.

    And we all know the legendary accomplishments of the HP skunkworks..

    Its sad.. all these mergers...

    The world lost something a little special today.

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  77. Something Extraordinary by bigjohnandsparky · · Score: 2, Funny

    It can now be revealed what Carly Fiorina meant when she said on the eve of the merger vote that "we may have to do something extraordinary" to get Deutsche Bank to vote the HP way. Shortly before the meeting, Fiorina opened her portfolio and showed DB Chair Hilmar Kopper all her assets. Then she gave him vigorous oral arguments and afterwards personally debriefed the entire DB board. No one knows what she told the board but shrieks of, "Das ist gut, Carly, das ist sehr gut!" reverberated throughout the meeting place during a 40 minute delay before the vote. A HP spokesman said that the DB board put up stiff resistance at first, but afterwards they were putty in her hands.

  78. heh, best not dump the 3000 line by indiigo · · Score: 1

    Just bught to netservers, and we also bought a 5 year extended contract with that too. YOu bet your ass we're holding them to supporting us on that for exactly 5 years...

    Oh yeah, what support. Doh!

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  79. Re:Who cares if HP is now the biggest Linux compan by diabolus_in_america · · Score: 1
    HP had no choice but to embrace Linux, the company has to go where its customers are going.

    This is an admirable assertion; one which companies such as Sun and Oracle seem to be reluctant even to say aloud.

    However, there are more than a few 3000 shops who had no plans to go anywhere. They wanted to stay with the 3000 line, regardless of similarities with the 9000 line.

    Now, faced with HP's edict to move from the e3000/MPE platform to the 9000/HP-UX platform, there is quite a bit of anxiety among many HP shops. This anxiety stems from the absence of a clearly defined OS strategy.

    Here are just a few critical questions that HP clearly needs to answer. Is HP-UX going to stay? Is the PA-RISC architecture one that HP shops can bank on? Or will it soon be cast down the same de-support path as the e3000 line? Is Itanium HP's future? If so, why not cast aside all OS's in favor of Linux?

    Most importantly, can we trust that what HP tells we customers today will not change within a week or two?
  80. Hewlett Compakard by Bill+Kendrick · · Score: 2

    They should rename themselves to Helwett Compakard or something similar. ;)

  81. RPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP
    push
    Compaq
    push
    merge
    drop

  82. I just can't get away from the impression that... by haggar · · Score: 1

    ..Carly did it for the marger bonus alone. She did not demonstrate a lot with Lucent, and she is not doing good to HP.

    In Europe, HP was synonimous for the HIghest Quality. Then, when they spinned off Agilent, this perception or brand-name recognition, if you wish, started to weaken.

    And now, HP is preparing to become an Intel-whore. Good for the short-to-medium term, bad for the long term, for sure. But what does Carly care anyway, she is just laughing all the way to the bank, and by the time HP will be in shambles, she will be busy sucking the lifeblood out of another company.

    Only hope: W. Hewlett sells all his holdings in HP, waits till the value of the HPQ stock goes down enough, and buys back a controlling share of the company, and then kicks the ass of the weasels... if they have not jumped ship by that time.

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  83. Thorough economic analysis from the Economist by Drashcan · · Score: 1
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  84. Hockey PuQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Although I might sue if they use it. I was planning a startup consisting of door-to-door hockey puck saleshumans.

  85. Hewlett Packard is dead. by acceleriter · · Score: 2

    Long live Compaquard Bell. /me observes a moment of silence for Digital Equipment Corporation and the old HP, both of which made quality products before being pimped out.

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  86. Re:Who cares if HP is now the biggest Linux compan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its pretty clear I think. They will support a new version of Unix which will be mostly HP-UX with some Tru64 grafted into it, running on IA-64, and they will call it HP-UX because it has marketshare already.

    Linux and Windows will also be strongly pushed. Anything to move IPF for Intel.

    As for Trust. Ahhh. Who knows? What can you trust nowadays. Truth often collides with flexibility.

  87. Eloquent? by dacarr · · Score: 1

    If the old version was HPUX, does this mean we have H-Puques now?

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