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Obviously George W. Bush is a human being

Beg to differ

A chimpanzee could do just as effective a job as President as him

Actually, we already tried that. George W Bush did a much worse job than Obama is doing.

On that note... BushorChimp.com

she knows what a monkey does for sex. she has two kids.

A monkey? In the White House? You're probably thinking of the previous occupant.

I don't know why you would make that comparison!

Space X is going launch their first monkey into space with their commercial craft. Unfortunately the monkey they are hoping for won't be available until next year. And that's if the same monkey doesn't destroy the economy first. Silly chimp!

Why not just *add your own stickers amongst them. Bonus points if you put in one that mingles well, so that it sticks around for awhile but is still in a place that gets noticed by other people. Does BushOrChimp have bumper stickers?

*The above is intended as humor and not serious advice...

Most sane people agree that G.W. Bush is much more of a monkey than Obama is.

Or, for that matter, George W. Bush?

Hes such a hypocrite. If it wasn't for human-animal hybrids he wouldn't exist at all.

My question then is, What could they do to make him look any dumber than he already is?

You forgot the requisite link. :)

I highly doubt that saying "X is a monkey" is slander. Insults aren't slander, and nobody will be convinced that X is literally a monkey. Hell, have you seen Bush or Chimp?

Monarchies are useless in the modern world, and this is yet another shining example of why. The funny thing is, the king in Thailand seems to like to pardon people (or at least foreigners) that do this, according to TFA.

Not long ago certain former "leader of the free world" took away its citizens' habeas-corpus provision.

And appropriately enough, the "leader of the free world" looks like a chimp.

[Someone had to say it.]

The US has a monkey president ..[/obligatory]

Monkey --> Ape --> Gorilla --> Chimpanzee --> Missing Link? --> Man

Most people think the president has evolved to Chimp atleast.

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

When dissing, diss properly, or do not diss at all.

...and they high-tailed it out of here when they saw the kind of idjits we elect to government.

Didn't we see human evolution pretty close to home? But only backwards;).

This breakthorugh is already well documented - http://www.bushorchimp.com/

So how is parent Offtopic?

Chimps@Work

from the link: "and the United States has made more leaps forward in information technology and biology because of a strong patent regime that rewarded ideas"

Yes, retrofitting. Dear poor relatives!

CC-

If we came from monkeys then please explain this. Oh wait ...

Actually, I agree that many american's *never* evolved. Here's the proof:
http://www.bushorchimp.com/

One of our most prominent, uh, human being (cough) is suspected to be an offspring of such a hybrid?

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

try this one:

The man/chimp love-child?

Controversy? I think not: http://www.bushorchimp.com/images/pic36.jpg/

Mr. President I present this as evidence of your lies!

http://www.bushorchimp.com/images/pic39.jpg

Note to the Anti Trolls: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, NOT ANTI-BUSH.

here

This is not news.

Very familiar, especially the charisma part.

Monkeys aren't donkeys!

You're right: monkeys aren't donkeys; they're elephants. If you're tired of elephants and donkeys running the country, and you want your abandonware, then vote Pirate Party or start your own Pirate Party.

Mating across the species boundary - the axiom at the heart of the concept of species - is clearly possible...

More proof of this here

I got your missing link right here.
I'll take any opportunity to take a frosty one all over the uncanny resemblance of Dumbya to a
monkey. Fish to land? That ain't no big deal. O Please. This is the missing link of importance.
Monkey to Leader of the Free World. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Fnord.

That's our plan for Iran!

Proof here!

http://www.bushorchimp.com/pics.html

Actually, isn't that evidence that no change, and therefore no evolution, has happened ?

Proof here!

http://www.bushorchimp.com/pics.html

Sorry...but someone had to do it!

mostly what he expressed is opinion.. you may very well disagree.. but that certainly doens't make him a moron

You're making assumptions. It's not whether or not anyone dis/agrees that makes him a moron, it's the opinion(s) he posted.

Specificly, disagreeing with a moronic opinion is not mutually exclusive with the holder or purveyor of the opinion being a moron - a moron is a moron, independant of whether or not anyone agrees or disagrees with the moronic opinions expressed by said moron.

let's see how many pro-bush comments are modded up vs how many anti-bush comments are modded up.

Why would anyone in their right mind mod up a pro-Bush comment?

You are creating a completely spurious and hypothetical argument, here. Those that support the Regime are mostly too stoopid to figure out how to post - and those that have the requisite chimpanzee skills to work a keyboard are incapable of composing a coherent message of support.

Furthermore, any message of support for Dubya would de facto have to include a lot of lies (i.e. BULLSHIT), and since that's one thing that does function pretty well around here is the bullshit detectors, well, you're just shit outta luck, buddro.

Let me also point out to you that, in supporting the dumbasses in the Whitehouse, you are not "resisting the group-think", you're just demonstrating that you are of below-average intelligence.

good lord did he rape your mother or something?

Well, the perp is a Republican, so it was probably not the mother. Probably more like the little brother. It was Clinton liked the femmes, remember? That seemed to piss you guys off, for some reason...

calm down.

Hey, you're the one whose panting and sweating, whining and begging that the rest of us please quit talking about your little bitch Dubya and his bitch dom Cheney. Calm down yerself.

look i understand the typical ./er doesn't like bush

Do you really? I don't think you do, or you would understand that it's not about "like", it's about things like Patriotism and the Constitution. It's about America before it was taken over by a Fascist Regime. "Like" doesn't figure into it. It's about the Constutution, the Rule of Law, Freedom, Democracy, and (of course) Economics. And no, no one expects you to understand any of that, it's obvious to all that you're ... politically challenged, shall we say.

One day we'll have to sit down and talk about that "typical ./er" remark, too - I hear a lot from the fanatics on your team about "typical slashdotters" - they've never managed to demonstrate the alleged phenomenon to my satistfaction, note - but you're the first I've noticed raving about dot-slashers...

but would you all please stop talking like this?

Like what? Like Americans? Like people who care? Like people who know wtf they're talking about? Why? Do those things bother you so much? No wonder you support a regime that promises you it will make everything the same - make it all go away ...

Of couse, it may be that you're confusing /. with the voices in your head - if so, I can tell you in good confidence that you need to drink heavily. And take more drugs. It really does help.

or atleast stop acting like this is unique.

Actually, if you go back and check, you'll find that it is

Just look at the example our fearless leader, pres. duhbya and co have set... /me runs and ducks for cover from inbound feces...

"Nah, they're busy writing Shakespeare, remember? ;)"

No; that's monkeys.
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The chimp is running the US of A.
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Nope, completely original.

Maybe Bush is a genius after all! http://www.bushorchimp.com/

Although it's fascinating that mice could be created with human brain cells, this is actually the second such experiment. Whatever the reason... something to do with DNA that I don't quite understand... it turned out to be easier to modify chimp genes than mice genes to this. The research team put up a site, here.

Re:Where no man has gone before
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by aussie_a (778472) on Saturday October 22, @04:37AM (#13851314)

Yes but Kird never did it with McCoy or Spock or Ensign Rand. That's the important part. NASA isn't banning interspecial sex, just sex among the crew (what NASA will do if it decides to send George Bus^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H a moneky
(emphasis added)

Does anyone remember that controversy about the George Bush military documents being authentic or forged and the whole Dan Rather controversy? If not, go here and get up to speed. In any case, there was concern that these documents were fabricated using something like Microsoft Word......so why don't we check out the secret code in the printout, eh? Actually, on second thought, if this has the potential to give any credibility to the joke of a president we have, then scratch that. Go here instead.

Or maybe animals like gorillas genetically altered so their voice box/trachea/etc are able to produce a human like voice.

Hmpf, www. seems to be partly down. Hacked by fellow chimps?

We all knew who you were talking about anyway.

I'll grant you that China's nuclear force is a joke as far as the US or Russia are concerned. Of course that will probably change because some champ got the bright idea of walking away from the ABM treaty and giving them an excuse to start an arms race.

Don't you mean 'chimp'?
http://www.bushorchimp.com/

Well, it has to be linked:

Bush or Chimp

You're welcome.

Bird brains doing what? I thought George Bush was busy being president.

Give GW Bush come credit. He's not a bird brain... he's a Chimpanzee.

This administration rewards incompetence and duplicity...

So does the voting public by re-electing GWB. :-)

Doesn't matter, it'll be wrong, either way

Bush looks more like a chimpanzee

No doubt!

Kerry looks like an ape or wookie.

Really? I never saw that. I always thought he looked more like an evil cyborg... I could just imagine him pulling his face off and revealing his robot self.