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Re:Binary-only modules.
Fine. Then I'll take back my gaming libraries. After all, what use is one of the most popular Java Gaming libraries in existence from a mere "armchair manager"? But you're the one who's breaking it to the Wurm Online project. And after that, maybe I'll take back my hundreds of other contributions to compression software, SQL Server drivers, popular Look and Feels, etc.
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Re:The ol' Hardware MonopolyI'm not sure what you are really trying to accomplish, but have you tried SIMBL, who allows patching an application? (See here for an example of how to patch Safari (use the source)) There is also classdump if you want to override classes. And the author of saft used these tools to patch Safari too. If you are longing for it so much as you say why shouldn't it be possible to do the same thing with iSync?
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Re:how about gnump3d?
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Re:Why?
I can drag and arrange the tabs however I want. Opera has an inline find in page facility, mouse gestures, and a handy feature for paging through galleries where the images follow a simple incremental progression or have a 'next' or similar recognizable link in the page.
Mouse gestures for all cocoa apps (including Safari) can be done for free with Cocoa Gestures. I love it. Arranging tabs, along with tons of other features, can be done with Safari Extender or Saft, $10 each (buy both of them and that's still half the price of Opera). Inline finding in a page... try Cmd-F.
As for paging through galleries, that does sound nice and I can't think of a Safari equivilant. However it also sounds like I wouldn't have a need to use it most of the time and forget to use it the rest of the time.
When I say that I don't want things to open in a new window in Opera, I mean it, and it works. I have that option checked in Safari, but it still opens new windows all the time.
I completely agree, I'm the same way. Saft (link above) has excellent window management prefs, including forcing all windows into tabs in one window, or getting rid of the menu bar and going full screen, etc etc.
Oh, and provided that Opera maintains its key configurability, it'll definitely have a leg up there on Safari. (My outlook on that is mostly due to me wanting Opera-like keybindings in Safari. When I type 'Cmd-N', I want a new TAB, not a new window.
You can bind keys using ReKey (donationware) or the Keyboard Shortcuts tab in System Preferences > Keyboard and Mouse. I actually have Cmd-N set to create new tab and Cmd-Shift-N for new window (which is normaly for new bookmark folder, so I bound that to Cmd-Ctrl-N because I never use the keyboard for making new bookmarks).
There are of course advantages to things being built into Opera rather than requiring 3rd party plugins like for Safari. They all fit in so well though that after I finish installing them (5 minutes of time lost... damn) they might as well be stock features. The plugin route is also cheaper than just buying Opera.
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Re:Noteworthy....
In the past, Samba 3 was available for Mandrake, but support for it was flaky.
As maintainer for Mandrake's samba packages, I take exception to that, considering 9.2 had samba-3.0.0 (granted, 3.0.0 had some isses) available in contrib, and parallel-installable, compiled against MIT kerberos-1.3.x, with mostly integrated smbldap-tools etc etc etc.
Anyway, packages that are 99% like those in 10.0 are also available on the samba mirrors, like:
http://www.samba.org/samba/ftp/Binary_Packa ges/Man drake/RPMS/9.2/
http://www.samba.org/samba/ftp/Bi nary_Packages/Man drake/RPMS/9.1/
Note, they are also compiled to install in parallel so as not to mess up installations for people who might use the urpmi media for 2.2.8a packages and by accident get 3.0.x ...
Anyway, you can install via urpmi (if you have 9.1/9.2 boxen):
# urpmi.addmedia samba-9.2 \
http://www.samba.org/samba/ftp/Binary_Packages/ Man drake/RPMS/9.2/ with hdlist-ldap.cz
# urpmi samba3-server samba3-winbind
Hopefully I will get around to follow-ups of some documentation I did for samba-2.2.x which I think helped bring some cool features to Mandrake users.
Finally, there are also some nice additions (IMHO) to openldap (but one or two minor bugs that need to be fixed still ...). Makes the whole LDAP+Samba PDC and/or NT domain migration almost painless ...
BTW, this post seems to insist on putting a space between the n and d in Mandrake in the URLs ... remove it if it makes it to the page ... -
Re:Purely *Functional* Data Structures
You think I don't know comp-sci? Oh dear, we seem to have a pickle here. I must have chosen the wrong profession, because I could have sworn I was leading teams of developers, doing my part to change the fact of Java gaming, helping design better database drivers, competing in competitions to pack the most into 4K, building better tools, and generally spending my time trying to knock some sense into these idiots who didn't pay attention when they were getting their degrees.
I didn't get a degree, but I did take the hard way of learning comp-sci. I spent years of my time studying the various texts and papers that students *should* be studying. Some people complain that, "well you can't be a *true* comp-sci professional because you didn't pay for this piece of paper." I just shake my head at their insecurity and offer to help them solve whatever their current problem is.
There are my credentials. Take them or leave them. My only recommendation is that you don't underestimate what I can do, or what I have done.
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Re:Purely *Functional* Data Structures
You think I don't know comp-sci? Oh dear, we seem to have a pickle here. I must have chosen the wrong profession, because I could have sworn I was leading teams of developers, doing my part to change the fact of Java gaming, helping design better database drivers, competing in competitions to pack the most into 4K, building better tools, and generally spending my time trying to knock some sense into these idiots who didn't pay attention when they were getting their degrees.
I didn't get a degree, but I did take the hard way of learning comp-sci. I spent years of my time studying the various texts and papers that students *should* be studying. Some people complain that, "well you can't be a *true* comp-sci professional because you didn't pay for this piece of paper." I just shake my head at their insecurity and offer to help them solve whatever their current problem is.
There are my credentials. Take them or leave them. My only recommendation is that you don't underestimate what I can do, or what I have done.
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Re:sound
Actually go here. Scroll down to the ES1968 ALSA section.
It's the 2.6 alsa drivers, pretty simple fix. 2.4 and some early versions of 2.6 doesn't have the bug. -
Re:Speed for speed's sake
Other than in video games, I am currently transcoding a Babylon 5 video from MPEG-2 to DivX (using Xvid) on my laptop. It is an Athlon64 3200+--the fastest laptop processor money can buy (well, strictly for video transcoding, the highest end Pentium IVs are actually slightly faster) and it takes about 6 hours for a 2hr movie, 3 hours for an episode. If I had a 20GHz Athlon64 it would still take forever.
One question, why does it take so long for your rig to convert MPEG2 to Xvid? I have an Athlon XP2000+ system running WinXP and using FlaskMPEG 0.6preview2 and the latest Xvid binaries from Nic, I get an average of 22FPS encoding rate. Considering film is 23.976FPS, I am getting almost realtime encoding speeds. Even doing a two-pass encode and adding the time it takes to do the audio afterwards (usually about 20mins per hour) would only make a 2 hour movie take a little over 5 hours or so.
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Re:Icecast is great..
This is a blatant plug, but I'm working on a MP3 Server based on Lincoln Stein's Apache::MP3, HTML::Mason, and MySQL:
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What happens if I mention "Zionism"?
Speaking against Jews (no matter what) is a very successfull installed-taboo.
No one had a problem about this subject before the end of the 2nd WW... But the Jewish people turned saint after that, it seems. At least I still can speak about arabs.
I wonder what would happen to the author of this, if he/she lived in the US:
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Re:What's the point?
Have you tried any of those? You might be pleasantly surprised.
DataDino is a database management tool similar to Toad. It slices, it dices, it edits data and tables on the fly!
JGoodies produces an awesome tool for finding dead files that are eating up hard drive space.
Azureas is a BitTorrent client that works far better than even the Shadow client. (Anyone remember how Furi rocked the house before LimeWire muscled in?)
JBoss is an example of a J2EE server. If you don't know what that is, it's probably because you're not a web developer. J2EE technologies are running the high end web applications of today, both the visible and invisible ones.
Think Free is a great little Microsoft Office replacement in Java. (Sadly they haven't seem to have changed much since their initial release, but it's still good stuff.)
So on and so forth. Of course, if you want a little fun, go check out a few Java games like Wurm Online.
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MP3::Info and Apache::MP3
I wrote my own little Perl scripts using MP3::Info and MP3::ID3v1Tag. While you're at it, you may want to check out Apache::MP3 and my own pet project, TVDinner Streaming MP3 Server.
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THey talk about it it even more recently
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It's called winbind
You could do this with 2.2.8a if your AD server allowed anonymous authentication. If not, you need 3.0.0.
See how we do it on Mandrake (since 9.0).
I run a Mandrake 8.2 box in production as a mail server in an AD domain, all authentication is via winbind. -
XviD
Yeah, of course old non-adware versions of the divX codec will still be available for a while, but the point is that there won't be any new non-adware versions except the ones you have to buy.
XviD is a great alternative, which looks just as good as DivX (About 5mb per minute gets you very good quality if encoded properly. 10mb per minute is near DVD quality.)
It's completely free and GPL'd, and it's also already very popular, by my estimates its the second most popular codec, behind DivX, for the (ilegal) online distribution of movies and TV shows, unlike Ogg Theora which is completely unheard of fringe experimental codec that no serious group has ever used for a release.
XviD source code
Nic's XviD binary (best)
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Re:Good news for Evolution!
Are you running GNOME 2.x with GNOME 2.x compliant apps?
I took the liberty of taking some screenshots.
The differences aren't killer, but IE certainly could use some anti-aliasing. Big, italic fonts or complicated fonts make IE look even worse.
Windows 2000 IE
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Re:Good news for Evolution!
Are you running GNOME 2.x with GNOME 2.x compliant apps?
I took the liberty of taking some screenshots.
The differences aren't killer, but IE certainly could use some anti-aliasing. Big, italic fonts or complicated fonts make IE look even worse.
Windows 2000 IE
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Re:That's impressiveSee: "grit trucks"
(Also look at the linked page with the BB gatling gun).
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Videos of things blowing up...
We started our website with just a couple of videos and now have over 80 -- enjoy!
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Re:Misleading subject
You can! We blow stuff up all the time.
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My Experience
For what it's worth, I documented my experience wiring my home for network and phone here:
http://spookyworld.dnsalias.com/bhjp/d/74
Note: This article is now two years old, so technologies like wireless and gigabit ethernet were out of reach.
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Re:Preach it brother
As for viewing their code. Last 2 jobs I would not be able to provide you any code for, naturally company confidential. And they've been difficult jobs, consuming most of my time.
First rule. There's always an exception to the rule. If I interviewed you and you couldn't produce any code, but had good reasons plus were able to hold a very technical conversation, then yes I might recommend you for hire.
Code written at home during this time has been trivial small things.
Even small coding projects work. If I see only 3 code classes, but the design behind them is brilliant, I'd hire you in a second. For example, here's a project I did for fun in only a few days. If you look at the code, you'll see very little there. But looking at the overall design, you'll find a tremendous power and flexibility. The amount of code doesn't matter. I always look for the quality.
But, I'm not that bitter. I have a good job, and learned a lot of neat stuff in school.
Good for you! I've already started getting calls from head-hunters again, so I don't think it will be too long before the market is a little easier to move around in.
I just feel sorry for the clueless and those they take advantage of, and angry when I have to fix their "work".
You mean like the guy who spends 3 weeks on a simple problem and proclaims it's fixed (which it isn't)? You later go back in the code to find that he's switched a line or two of code around and completely fscked up the order of the business logic. Gotta love 'em. -
Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ?
This video demonstrates what dry ice will do when bottled up. Pretty impressive...wouldn't want to mess with it personally.
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Re:Yoinks! Thats dangerous!
Gasp! They could end up doing something like this.
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Re:os x?
If you like programming in Java, check out GAGE: http://java.dnsalias.com
It's more of a library than a toolkit per say, but its greatest advantage is that you can rip it apart and integrate it into any game you develop. Most "toolkits" fall down as soon as your game starts to break out of "the norm" (like most truly entertaining games).
Oh, and it works on all platforms, especially OSX. :-) -
Re:problem
this place has somereally nice compact flash to ata connectors that mount in normal brackets
and this place has adaptors that fit in floppy bays, his prices on ebay usually end up better than those on his web site though -
More or less out-the-box
Here (195kB PNG) is a screenshot of Mandrake 9.1rc1 running Gnome with the Galaxy theme. I hae done almost no changes to Gnome (I don't usually use it), so this is pretty much how it looks currently out-the-box after changing to the Galaxy theme (which I assume will be enabled by default on rc2). The window decorations for KDE went in only a few days ago, wait till I update some stuff from cooker for a KDE screenshot.
My USB flash disk was detected automatically, just had to right-click on the desktop and check "removable" (in KDE an icon appears which you can just double-click). ACPI works (though I am not sure how much functionality my Thinkpad 600X supports). Note the ACPI is not enabled by default (acpi=off is in the default append for the bootloader) due to problems with desktops. Zeroconf works (ie over a crossover to a windows box I get a "auto-configuration"-compatible IP address and can resolve my own hostname via "dns"), but the gui tools need a bit more work (config only works during install currently), but my NIC does not support ifplugd, so I do not get automatic interface management.
I did make some changes to the fonts in Mozilla, which may have affected how Galeon displays.
We just hope that freetype-2.1.4 will be out in time to make it, since the maintainer will not agree to shipping CVS versions (which Redhat seems happy with, even with glibc to the point of breaking things like winbind - for those of you who think Mandrake is not stable). -
Re:XVid has one MAJOR weakness
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Re:time machine
Record your steps so I can do mine as well.
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No problem
Step 1. Go to http://java.sun.com and download the JRE 1.4.1.
Step 2. Visit http://www.datadino.com and click on "Webstart Now!".
Step 3. Right click and save Meat Fighter. Find where you saved the JAR file and double click.
Step 4. Right click and save Duke Nukes Stuff. Double click on the JAR.
Step 5. Visit jGoodies and try their wide variety of products.
If you are under Linux, I'm afraid the games probably won't perform well. (Little issue with getting X to be configured to handle high speed direct-framebuffer graphics). However, DataDino should work, although you may need to get the installer instead of using the super-cool WebStart link (Mozilla problem only!). If you don't have a database to use, visit the "Supported Databases" page and download the test HSQLDB database.
The plain and simple fact is that Java is fighting two issues:
1. Poorly written apps that give all Java apps a bad name. (For example, "genius" A decides to load a table before releasing the event thread. Table takes 5 minutes to load and user gets annoyed. The solution would have been to load the table in a separate thread so that the user can see and interact with the table items as they are being loaded.)
2. Perceived performance vs. actual performance. People see Swing and the default look and feel and instantly "feel" that the app is slower than windows. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In all reality, it is probably running faster than the Windows app, it just doesn't seem right. This is caused by the Java L&F being way too "flat". Your brain doesn't quite connect the buttons and other objects as being solid objects to be manipulated. -
XviD as alternative, Ogg Tarkin in the future
The problem with Ogg Tarkin it is still pretty much an experiment, using techniques which is way ahead of its time. 3d wavelets haven't been heard of in any other standard which are under development.
XviD, however, exists today. It is a fully GPL'ed MPEG4 codec. However, it cannot exist legally in any form other than an experiment because the MPEG4 license still has to be paid for in order to use XviD. XviD, like LAME, will mostly exist as CVS sourcecodes under guise as an experiment, with many rogue sites around the world providing binaries (usually with automated daily compiling).
Personally, I wouldn't count on the quality of VP4 being anything earthshattering. Tests of VP3 quite clearly shows that it is behind DivX3, DivX4 and XviD in terms of quality, so something has to really shape up. This might probably be due to a lack of 2-pass VBR encoding feature in VP3. Meanwhile I will just continue to encode my rips in XviD, encode the audio with Vorbis and mux them together into an Ogg container. If VP4 or VP5 really turns out to be good enough, I would probably try to find a way to mux that video stream into the Ogg container too. -
Check this out
Duke Nukes Stuff. Before the code was VSync locked (and timing locked) it ran 400 FPS! Say what you will, but Sun has come through this time. See Java Gaming for more info.
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Re:T2 voice [OT]I never got around to playing Tribes 2 -- VDN in Tribes 1 was "We need more defense."
There were a couple of great songs made from those sounds. Here's a link to them on my server:
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Re:T2 voice [OT]I never got around to playing Tribes 2 -- VDN in Tribes 1 was "We need more defense."
There were a couple of great songs made from those sounds. Here's a link to them on my server:
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You all can suck my left nut -- WRONGThis is the discussion you were looking for.
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way. a shout out to my homies (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 14, @03:37PM (#2565475) i'd like to ask who the fuck cares? i certainly don't.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Zaurus (Score:0, Flamebait)
by Russ Nelson on Wednesday November 14, @03:38PM (#2565483)
(User #33911 Info | http://russnelson.com/) Who cares about the Yopy? Sharp is shipping the Zaurus to developers (at least some of us anyway).
-russ
It's a crime [quaker.org], not a war. If you want a reply, log in. [ Reply to This | Parent Re:Zaurus (Score:2)
by A Commentor on Wednesday November 14, @03:45PM (#2565534)
(User #459578 Info | http://www.garlanger.com/) Yopy had shipped many Developer versions already... Back in Jan. 2001 they sold the developer version, it was expensive (~$700 or $800) but it was available(sold-out now). I seen quote a bit of discussions from people that had purchased them. They just seem REALLY late in getting the final consumer version out.
Just-in New Buy.com Coupons [garlanger.com] .
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Zaurus (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 14, @03:46PM (#2565542) Go Russ! [geocities.com]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] It will be a success (Score:0, Flamebait)
by jmerelo on Wednesday November 14, @03:38PM (#2565485)
(User #216716 Info | Last Journal: Thursday September 06, @02:05AM) If people does not have to care whether it's got Linux, PalmOS or symbian, that is, if it works well enough that people take it for whatever it is, disregarding the OS it's running.
[ Reply to This | Parent Re:It will be a success (Score:1)
by wheel on Wednesday November 14, @04:00PM (#2565624)
(User #204735 Info) if it works well enough that people take it for whatever it is, disregarding the OS it's running.
This poster has a really good point -- usability is what really counts to the consumer. Does your mom really care what processor her cell phone uses? Does she care it can run Java? No. She cares that she can afford it, and it does what she requires. Therefore it is a successful product.
Now, please mod the parent as insightful or something.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] FP (Score:-1, Offtopic)
Please type "Yes I understand that this is a very bad idea" to continue. -- apt
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 14, @03:40PM (#2565505) FP [goatse.cx]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Attention (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by SlaveTroll on Wednesday November 14, @03:40PM (#2565506)
(User #535702 Info | http://purplesplash.com/cdpb) This is not a first post.
[ Reply to This | Parent Attention -- WRONG (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Wednesday November 14, @04:03PM (#2565649)
(User #446856 Info | http://www.goatse.cx) This is a first post.
I am claiming it. You may have posted first, but I am posting best. Quality over rapidity.
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Too bad Taco can't afford one! (Score:-1)
by tt2k1 on Wednesday November 14, @03:40PM (#2565507)
(User #532907 Info | http://www.geocities.com/trolltuesday2k1/) Unfortunately, buying a YOPY requires MONEY. The Slashdork crew is unfortunately "low" on money, due to the fact that they are untalented wannabes eeking by on modest banner-advertisement revenue. The stock options which they once thought would be their tickets to success are now worthless -- and rightfully so; it is preposterous that such lazy losers should make money without doing any actual work.Rob Malda, the wannabe hacker and latecomer otaku, will soon be out on the streets, begging for spare change by the traffic light. He will spend his nights in a local shopping center, rubbing his ass against the shopping carts for kicks.
Jeff Bates, the wannabe scientist, will be forced to pimp out his little wifey -- amusing, because she's been an amateur whore for so many years already. Bates's primary customer will be Malda, whose Quarter Cartel shall make him one of the most prosperous bums in shopping center.
Gay Nik, although never really part of the Slashdork crew, will join this merry gang of homeless beggers, too, because what questionable BSD "skills" he many have are worthless in this day and age, a day and age in which *BSD is dying. (OpenBSD will never lose any users, though, because the only users it ever had were Theo "The Rat" De Raadt and his canine lover, Farmer.)
Jon Katz, a man who couldn't write an interesting article to save his life but whose knowledge of Microsoft Word's "spell check" facilities makes him a twerp among lamers at the Geek Compound, will make his living by designing the Slashdork crew's "Homeless, five children, please help, godbless" signage. Interestingly enough, the signs prove more of a challenge to Katz than any of the meaningless drivel that he ever spewed while leeching off of Slashdot.
CowboyNeal would be able to subsist on his own fat stores for approximately fifty years, if he weren't destined to be harpooned and eaten by a gang of minority squirrels.
Timothy Gaybone, Michael "Censorship NAZI" Himmler, Jamie "Gay Nights Online" McCarthy, Emmett "Stupid" Galacticon, and Krow the Wannabe DBA will also reside in the shopping center, and provide blowjobs on demand to the local "nerdcore" [geocities.com] fetish group.
Fuck you.
Troll Tuesday 2001. [geocities.com]
--The Messenger
[ Reply to This | Parent Re:Too bad Taco can't afford one! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 14, @03:54PM (#2565592) lol.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]- FUCKING AC -- Wrong!! (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Wednesday November 14, @04:01PM (#2565634)
(User #446856 Info | http://www.goatse.cx) lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ROFL lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol hehe ROTFLMFAO lol lol lol
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it... [ Reply to This | Parent ]
by Phaze3 on Wednesday November 14, @03:41PM (#2565513)
(User #197763 Info | http://www.higheriq.com/) I am so sick of my palm. Looking foward to a Linux powered hand held that is actually worth something. A keyboard would be a nice edition and a lot easier than toting around my happy hacking keyboard
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[ Reply to This | Parent I am so sick of my palm -- WRONG! (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Wednesday November 14, @03:59PM (#2565620)
(User #446856 Info | http://www.goatse.cx) I am so sick of my palm. Looking foward to a Linux powered hand held that is actually worth something. A keyboard would be a nice edition and a lot easier than toting around my happy hacking keyboard
get a ppk, beeaaattcchhh!!
Anyways, fess up, you know damn well you will never get tired of your palm. Ease of use can't be BEAT (heh, get it?). Just lube and go (TM). Errr, I have to be alone now, BRB...
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Linux ? (Score:0, Flamebait)
by GdoL (pedro_pi@aeiou.nospam,please.pt) on Wednesday November 14, @03:42PM (#2565514)
(User #460833 Info | http://www.gazetadolinux.com) They use what of Linux?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] slick (Score:2, Insightful)
by nate1138 (nathanm@NOSPAMprogressive-sys.com) on Wednesday November 14, @03:42PM (#2565518)
(User #325593 Info) That's one slick looking unit. Much better than the I-paq. Has anyone had any experience porting KDE apps to a portable like this (one that uses QT-embedded I assume)? The article didn't mention a JVM (at least not that I saw), but that could be a big way to drive application development for PDA's in general. If you could write one simple little app in java, and have it run on PocketPC 2002 (Via the Geode JVM), on the Yopy, and on the new unit from sharp. That's really the only stumbling block I see to Linux PDA's doing great things is applications. Nice pretty user-friendly applications, and lots of them.
insert clever comment here [ Reply to This | Parent Re:slick (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by nate1138 (nathanm@NOSPAMprogressive-sys.com) on Wednesday November 14, @03:48PM (#2565551)
(User #325593 Info) Flamebait??? You fuckwad moderators, how the hell is that flamebait?? Fuckers.
insert clever comment here [ Reply to This | Parent ]- Nate, come to the dark side... (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Wednesday November 14, @04:05PM (#2565661)
(User #446856 Info | http://www.goatse.cx) You know you want to.
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it... [ Reply to This | Parent ]
by SolidCore on Wednesday November 14, @03:43PM (#2565522)
(User #250574 Info | http://www.fearlinux.com/) Can it run Mozilla [tuxia.org] there is an intersestin article on about that project at Linuxdevices.com [linuxdevices.com]
FearLinux.com [fearlinux.com] [ Reply to This | Parent ] The Geek PDA (Score:2)
by connorbd on Wednesday November 14, @03:43PM (#2565525)
(User #151811 Info | http://www.geocities...riangle/Station/2266) Simple idea: make me a PDA that includes the following:
-A BIOS that handles power management and screen taps, as well as a fairly safe routine for handling flash functions
-Easily swapped OS
-Versatility of an iPaq, batteries of a Palm (rechargeable is best
-USB cradle
Put that out as an OEM device. You can even ship it with WinCE if you like (PalmOS 5/ARM would probably be a better choice of course), but make sure the world knows you can hack it.
/Brian
[ Reply to This | Parent ] cool keyboard (Score:3, Funny)
by shibut on Wednesday November 14, @03:43PM (#2565526)
(User #208631 Info) especially if you have toothpicks for fingers. Maybe it's just me...
[ Reply to This | Parent Re:cool keyboard (Score:2)
by ichimunki (x@ichimunki.com) on Wednesday November 14, @03:56PM (#2565603)
(User #194887 Info | http://www.ichimunki.com/) Presumably you will be holding the stylus in your hand, so yes, you have something with a sufficiently narrow, yet blunt end to poke the keys with. Considering it's not a QWERTY layout, your traditional touch typing skills are wasted anyway. Too bad they didn't license the Fitaly layout, though. That's more efficient, I think than a straight ABCDEFG... layout.
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"...you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." -L. Flynt [ Reply to This | Parent ] Tech specs (Score:3, Informative)
by mszeto on Wednesday November 14, @03:45PM (#2565537)
(User #133525 Info) Some technical specs and more pictures are here [pdabuzz.com].
Does that *really* say 206MHz ? Gah.
[ Reply to This | Parent Re:Tech specs (Score:3, Interesting)
by beme (bemeateberhardtdotnet) on Wednesday November 14, @03:56PM (#2565604)
(User #85862 Info) That info is kinda stale.
http://www.gmate.com/english/overview.htm
-beme
1971 [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Tech specs (Score:1)
by KingKire64 on Wednesday November 14, @03:56PM (#2565609)
(User #321470 Info) From the looks of this site The parent eluded to the final design and specs are far off from this (2000 show) specs
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Tech specs (Score:1)
by SirLeNerd on Wednesday November 14, @03:57PM (#2565611)
(User #21841 Info | http://www.netcolony.com/members/sirlenerd) Those are the original Yopy pics ...
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Boil that dustspeck... (OT) (Score:1)
by don_carnage on Wednesday November 14, @03:46PM (#2565546)
(User #145494 Info | http://spookyworld.dnsalias.com/ | Last Journal: Wednesday October 31, @03:45PM)I couldn't purchase anything with a name like "Yopy". It reminds me of the Doctor Seuss book, "Horton Hears a Who."
YOP! YOP! Yop! yop!
[ Reply to This | Parent ] non qwerty (Score:1) ...
spookyworld.dnsalias.com [dnsalias.com]
by sehryan on Wednesday November 14, @03:46PM (#2565547)
(User #412731 Info | http://www.ncircles.com/) thats a dealbreaker right there. why go with a "calculator-style ABCDEFG" layout? odds are, anyone using a PDA is going to be familiar with normal sized computers, and normal sized computers usually have qwerty keyboards. i know personally that anything non-qwerty slows me down. sure, i could get used to it, but i am already used to qwerty, so why up the learning curve of the thing with something like that? just doesn't make sense
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www.ncircles.com [ Reply to This | Parent Re:non qwerty (Score:1)
by Blymie on Wednesday November 14, @03:54PM (#2565588)
(User #231220 Info | http://L8R.net) You've hit the nail on the head there. My purchasing plans for PDAs used to be "no keyboard, no sale". I never envisioned that someone would be so moronic as to go with something other than querty, so I guess I'll have to amend that.
YOPY designers, listen to me. NO QUERTY, NO SALE!
[ Reply to This - FUCKING AC -- Wrong!! (Score:-1)
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You all can suck my left nut -- WRONGThis is the discussion you were looking for.
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way. a shout out to my homies (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 14, @03:37PM (#2565475) i'd like to ask who the fuck cares? i certainly don't.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Zaurus (Score:0, Flamebait)
by Russ Nelson on Wednesday November 14, @03:38PM (#2565483)
(User #33911 Info | http://russnelson.com/) Who cares about the Yopy? Sharp is shipping the Zaurus to developers (at least some of us anyway).
-russ
It's a crime [quaker.org], not a war. If you want a reply, log in. [ Reply to This | Parent Re:Zaurus (Score:2)
by A Commentor on Wednesday November 14, @03:45PM (#2565534)
(User #459578 Info | http://www.garlanger.com/) Yopy had shipped many Developer versions already... Back in Jan. 2001 they sold the developer version, it was expensive (~$700 or $800) but it was available(sold-out now). I seen quote a bit of discussions from people that had purchased them. They just seem REALLY late in getting the final consumer version out.
Just-in New Buy.com Coupons [garlanger.com] .
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Zaurus (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 14, @03:46PM (#2565542) Go Russ! [geocities.com]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] It will be a success (Score:0, Flamebait)
by jmerelo on Wednesday November 14, @03:38PM (#2565485)
(User #216716 Info | Last Journal: Thursday September 06, @02:05AM) If people does not have to care whether it's got Linux, PalmOS or symbian, that is, if it works well enough that people take it for whatever it is, disregarding the OS it's running.
[ Reply to This | Parent Re:It will be a success (Score:1)
by wheel on Wednesday November 14, @04:00PM (#2565624)
(User #204735 Info) if it works well enough that people take it for whatever it is, disregarding the OS it's running.
This poster has a really good point -- usability is what really counts to the consumer. Does your mom really care what processor her cell phone uses? Does she care it can run Java? No. She cares that she can afford it, and it does what she requires. Therefore it is a successful product.
Now, please mod the parent as insightful or something.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] FP (Score:-1, Offtopic)
Please type "Yes I understand that this is a very bad idea" to continue. -- apt
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 14, @03:40PM (#2565505) FP [goatse.cx]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Attention (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by SlaveTroll on Wednesday November 14, @03:40PM (#2565506)
(User #535702 Info | http://purplesplash.com/cdpb) This is not a first post.
[ Reply to This | Parent Attention -- WRONG (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Wednesday November 14, @04:03PM (#2565649)
(User #446856 Info | http://www.goatse.cx) This is a first post.
I am claiming it. You may have posted first, but I am posting best. Quality over rapidity.
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Too bad Taco can't afford one! (Score:-1)
by tt2k1 on Wednesday November 14, @03:40PM (#2565507)
(User #532907 Info | http://www.geocities.com/trolltuesday2k1/) Unfortunately, buying a YOPY requires MONEY. The Slashdork crew is unfortunately "low" on money, due to the fact that they are untalented wannabes eeking by on modest banner-advertisement revenue. The stock options which they once thought would be their tickets to success are now worthless -- and rightfully so; it is preposterous that such lazy losers should make money without doing any actual work.Rob Malda, the wannabe hacker and latecomer otaku, will soon be out on the streets, begging for spare change by the traffic light. He will spend his nights in a local shopping center, rubbing his ass against the shopping carts for kicks.
Jeff Bates, the wannabe scientist, will be forced to pimp out his little wifey -- amusing, because she's been an amateur whore for so many years already. Bates's primary customer will be Malda, whose Quarter Cartel shall make him one of the most prosperous bums in shopping center.
Gay Nik, although never really part of the Slashdork crew, will join this merry gang of homeless beggers, too, because what questionable BSD "skills" he many have are worthless in this day and age, a day and age in which *BSD is dying. (OpenBSD will never lose any users, though, because the only users it ever had were Theo "The Rat" De Raadt and his canine lover, Farmer.)
Jon Katz, a man who couldn't write an interesting article to save his life but whose knowledge of Microsoft Word's "spell check" facilities makes him a twerp among lamers at the Geek Compound, will make his living by designing the Slashdork crew's "Homeless, five children, please help, godbless" signage. Interestingly enough, the signs prove more of a challenge to Katz than any of the meaningless drivel that he ever spewed while leeching off of Slashdot.
CowboyNeal would be able to subsist on his own fat stores for approximately fifty years, if he weren't destined to be harpooned and eaten by a gang of minority squirrels.
Timothy Gaybone, Michael "Censorship NAZI" Himmler, Jamie "Gay Nights Online" McCarthy, Emmett "Stupid" Galacticon, and Krow the Wannabe DBA will also reside in the shopping center, and provide blowjobs on demand to the local "nerdcore" [geocities.com] fetish group.
Fuck you.
Troll Tuesday 2001. [geocities.com]
--The Messenger
[ Reply to This | Parent Re:Too bad Taco can't afford one! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 14, @03:54PM (#2565592) lol.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]- FUCKING AC -- Wrong!! (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Wednesday November 14, @04:01PM (#2565634)
(User #446856 Info | http://www.goatse.cx) lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ROFL lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol hehe ROTFLMFAO lol lol lol
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it... [ Reply to This | Parent ]
by Phaze3 on Wednesday November 14, @03:41PM (#2565513)
(User #197763 Info | http://www.higheriq.com/) I am so sick of my palm. Looking foward to a Linux powered hand held that is actually worth something. A keyboard would be a nice edition and a lot easier than toting around my happy hacking keyboard
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FearLinux.com [fearlinux.com]
[ Reply to This | Parent I am so sick of my palm -- WRONG! (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Wednesday November 14, @03:59PM (#2565620)
(User #446856 Info | http://www.goatse.cx) I am so sick of my palm. Looking foward to a Linux powered hand held that is actually worth something. A keyboard would be a nice edition and a lot easier than toting around my happy hacking keyboard
get a ppk, beeaaattcchhh!!
Anyways, fess up, you know damn well you will never get tired of your palm. Ease of use can't be BEAT (heh, get it?). Just lube and go (TM). Errr, I have to be alone now, BRB...
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Linux ? (Score:0, Flamebait)
by GdoL (pedro_pi@aeiou.nospam,please.pt) on Wednesday November 14, @03:42PM (#2565514)
(User #460833 Info | http://www.gazetadolinux.com) They use what of Linux?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] slick (Score:2, Insightful)
by nate1138 (nathanm@NOSPAMprogressive-sys.com) on Wednesday November 14, @03:42PM (#2565518)
(User #325593 Info) That's one slick looking unit. Much better than the I-paq. Has anyone had any experience porting KDE apps to a portable like this (one that uses QT-embedded I assume)? The article didn't mention a JVM (at least not that I saw), but that could be a big way to drive application development for PDA's in general. If you could write one simple little app in java, and have it run on PocketPC 2002 (Via the Geode JVM), on the Yopy, and on the new unit from sharp. That's really the only stumbling block I see to Linux PDA's doing great things is applications. Nice pretty user-friendly applications, and lots of them.
insert clever comment here [ Reply to This | Parent Re:slick (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by nate1138 (nathanm@NOSPAMprogressive-sys.com) on Wednesday November 14, @03:48PM (#2565551)
(User #325593 Info) Flamebait??? You fuckwad moderators, how the hell is that flamebait?? Fuckers.
insert clever comment here [ Reply to This | Parent ]- Nate, come to the dark side... (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Wednesday November 14, @04:05PM (#2565661)
(User #446856 Info | http://www.goatse.cx) You know you want to.
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it... [ Reply to This | Parent ]
by SolidCore on Wednesday November 14, @03:43PM (#2565522)
(User #250574 Info | http://www.fearlinux.com/) Can it run Mozilla [tuxia.org] there is an intersestin article on about that project at Linuxdevices.com [linuxdevices.com]
FearLinux.com [fearlinux.com] [ Reply to This | Parent ] The Geek PDA (Score:2)
by connorbd on Wednesday November 14, @03:43PM (#2565525)
(User #151811 Info | http://www.geocities...riangle/Station/2266) Simple idea: make me a PDA that includes the following:
-A BIOS that handles power management and screen taps, as well as a fairly safe routine for handling flash functions
-Easily swapped OS
-Versatility of an iPaq, batteries of a Palm (rechargeable is best
-USB cradle
Put that out as an OEM device. You can even ship it with WinCE if you like (PalmOS 5/ARM would probably be a better choice of course), but make sure the world knows you can hack it.
/Brian
[ Reply to This | Parent ] cool keyboard (Score:3, Funny)
by shibut on Wednesday November 14, @03:43PM (#2565526)
(User #208631 Info) especially if you have toothpicks for fingers. Maybe it's just me...
[ Reply to This | Parent Re:cool keyboard (Score:2)
by ichimunki (x@ichimunki.com) on Wednesday November 14, @03:56PM (#2565603)
(User #194887 Info | http://www.ichimunki.com/) Presumably you will be holding the stylus in your hand, so yes, you have something with a sufficiently narrow, yet blunt end to poke the keys with. Considering it's not a QWERTY layout, your traditional touch typing skills are wasted anyway. Too bad they didn't license the Fitaly layout, though. That's more efficient, I think than a straight ABCDEFG... layout.
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"...you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." -L. Flynt [ Reply to This | Parent ] Tech specs (Score:3, Informative)
by mszeto on Wednesday November 14, @03:45PM (#2565537)
(User #133525 Info) Some technical specs and more pictures are here [pdabuzz.com].
Does that *really* say 206MHz ? Gah.
[ Reply to This | Parent Re:Tech specs (Score:3, Interesting)
by beme (bemeateberhardtdotnet) on Wednesday November 14, @03:56PM (#2565604)
(User #85862 Info) That info is kinda stale.
http://www.gmate.com/english/overview.htm
-beme
1971 [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Tech specs (Score:1)
by KingKire64 on Wednesday November 14, @03:56PM (#2565609)
(User #321470 Info) From the looks of this site The parent eluded to the final design and specs are far off from this (2000 show) specs
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Tech specs (Score:1)
by SirLeNerd on Wednesday November 14, @03:57PM (#2565611)
(User #21841 Info | http://www.netcolony.com/members/sirlenerd) Those are the original Yopy pics ...
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Boil that dustspeck... (OT) (Score:1)
by don_carnage on Wednesday November 14, @03:46PM (#2565546)
(User #145494 Info | http://spookyworld.dnsalias.com/ | Last Journal: Wednesday October 31, @03:45PM)I couldn't purchase anything with a name like "Yopy". It reminds me of the Doctor Seuss book, "Horton Hears a Who."
YOP! YOP! Yop! yop!
[ Reply to This | Parent ] non qwerty (Score:1) ...
spookyworld.dnsalias.com [dnsalias.com]
by sehryan on Wednesday November 14, @03:46PM (#2565547)
(User #412731 Info | http://www.ncircles.com/) thats a dealbreaker right there. why go with a "calculator-style ABCDEFG" layout? odds are, anyone using a PDA is going to be familiar with normal sized computers, and normal sized computers usually have qwerty keyboards. i know personally that anything non-qwerty slows me down. sure, i could get used to it, but i am already used to qwerty, so why up the learning curve of the thing with something like that? just doesn't make sense
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sean
www.ncircles.com [ Reply to This | Parent Re:non qwerty (Score:1)
by Blymie on Wednesday November 14, @03:54PM (#2565588)
(User #231220 Info | http://L8R.net) You've hit the nail on the head there. My purchasing plans for PDAs used to be "no keyboard, no sale". I never envisioned that someone would be so moronic as to go with something other than querty, so I guess I'll have to amend that.
YOPY designers, listen to me. NO QUERTY, NO SALE!
[ Reply to This - FUCKING AC -- Wrong!! (Score:-1)
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Streaming MP3...
I know this discussion is a bit long in the tooth by now, but I have a streaming MP3 player based on Apache::MP3, MySQL and Mason that works pretty well (for me at least.) Check out my project page here:
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Re:Invitation...Ok, replying to my own post, but check out the MRTG graphs:
What a nifty little program! Ah the wonders of SNMP.
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Invitation...Ok, is it just me or does the "don't try this at home" statement just make it all the more tempting.
Not to plug my own site, but we have a really cool "fire in the bottle" how-to video.
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Invitation...Ok, is it just me or does the "don't try this at home" statement just make it all the more tempting.
Not to plug my own site, but we have a really cool "fire in the bottle" how-to video.
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Perl procmail filter...I posted this before in a previous discussion about spam, thought it would be relevant here.
I have a little Perl program that does all of my filtering based on rules in a block file. Bascially, if the mail is not directly sent to me, or it's not in my block/pass list, then it gets dumped into a "potential-spam" folder (you can just send it to
/dev/null if ya want.)Here's the program: spamfilter.pl
Here's an example block file: conf/block.conf
Email me if you have any problems with it, or have questions.
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Perl procmail filter...I posted this before in a previous discussion about spam, thought it would be relevant here.
I have a little Perl program that does all of my filtering based on rules in a block file. Bascially, if the mail is not directly sent to me, or it's not in my block/pass list, then it gets dumped into a "potential-spam" folder (you can just send it to
/dev/null if ya want.)Here's the program: spamfilter.pl
Here's an example block file: conf/block.conf
Email me if you have any problems with it, or have questions.
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Re:Spam filter
Oh yeah...and here's an example of the block file: block.conf
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Re:Spam filterStupid gay lameness filter.
You're just going to have to go here: spamfilter.txt
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Streaming MP3 Server...I am working on something similar using HTML::Mason and MySQL.
I have the ability to search the database for a particular tune, save playlists, save favorites, recommend titles to others, etc. It's pretty stable, so if you're interested, pop me an email here: dcarnage at spookyworld.dnsalias.com.
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How Credit Cards Work - for Shoeboy's benefitWith all "real" credit cards - as opposed to funky credit-card-like things, such as debit cards - the risk related to theft falls entirely on the merchant. Typical card agreements limit the cardholder's liability in case of card theft to a maximum of $50, and in practice I've never heard of anyone even being asked to pay that.
If I steal Shoeboy's credit card number (assuming she actually had one) by hacking into shoeboy.com (assuming there was actually something there to hack into), and use it to purchase an imperial ton of grits (the hot kind, naturally), it is the merchant who sold me the grits that will be out of pocket when the theft is discovered. The credit card company checks with the cardholder, and if the cardholder denies having purchased the items in question, the grits merchant doesn't get paid. Shoeboy wouldn't lose a dime.
This puts the onus on the merchant to verify that they are dealing with a legitimate customer, which is why many online companies won't ship to addresses not registered with the card company, especially when dealing with a first-time customer.
So, Shoeboy's statement, "Anyone who buys anything online is a fucking moron", might be applied to merchants who sell things online - or more to the point, their investors! - but not to cardholders. Someone buying something online with a credit card is actually being pretty smart. The only downside when your card or card number is stolen tends to be minor inconvenience.
In addition, if you're not happy with a product, and the merchant doesn't want to give you your money back, within reason, card companies will refund your money and stiff the merchant. I've had that happen when purchasing telephony hardware from a company that went out of business right after shipping my product - the company couldn't be reached for support, so I called Amex and they credited me the money.
Now, with Shoeboy, you can never really tell whether she's trolling or not, so maybe she already knows all this. But I post this purely out of the altruistic knowledge that I am contributing to the free and pure flow of e-commerce. Bezos would thank me, if his company weren't tanking...
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some thoughts
So you want something like this:
At shoeboy.com, we take the elementary precaution of changing the default password on our database servers! Your data is completely safe!
Not going to happen. Companies can tell you that they "employ a security team" or that they "have been audited by a third party" or that the software the run has had "no remote exploits in 3 years."
It means nothing. How can a company prove that it didn't misconfigure anything?
How can they be sure that their in house developed project has any security at all.
How can they verify that the well camoflaged back door the sysadmin put in to make his job easier won't get found? How do they even know it's there?
How do get the CTO and Director of IT (both of whom threatened to fire you if you didn't give them domain admin permissions) to lock their workstations?
Sure auditing is an answer, but what happens when the auditing team leaves? Security goes to pot again, that's what happens.
There's always in house auditing, but do you trust a team that reports directly to the half witted manager who designed the network? You shouldn't.
If nothing else, how do you know that the system is as secure as the company says it is? You don't.
The final answer is that there is no good way to trust an online merchant if you can't inspect their setup yourself.
And since you can't do that, you can't trust them at all.
Anyone who buys anything online is a fucking moron. If your credit card gets stolen, tough - you deserved what you got.
--Shoeboy