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I believe you forgot something.

I think I can guess...

What is this "Paint" thing you refer to? Is it like The GIMP or ImageMagick, just less useful?

ED's article claims that the program has become somewhat more useful in Windows 7.

Windows 7 is bloatware that doesn't run a lot of the software I already own. I either have to buy updates to everything I run now (if it is still available) or stay with XP. Hmmm...

If you buy a new PC with a new warranty, and it isn't from Apple, System76, or some other specialty vendor, it will come with Windows 7. To use non-game apps that require Windows XP and don't work with Program Compatibility Wizard, you can Anytime Upgrade to Windows 7 Professional and then install XP Mode.

dark matter is dark

Obvious tautology is obvious. But is dark matter darker than Longcat is long?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry NSFW, Obviously.

The correct term is samefag

seems like a new perverion on rule#35 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_of_the_Internet

Hot older chicks who sleep with young boys don't get into trouble.

It's Shotacat they have to worry about.

"There is absolutely no guarantee of it's verity or authority."

This. A good demonstration would be this:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Vandalize_Every_Equation

I bet that some of the vandalism they did is still around.

Yeah, warning on link.......

All I have to say is this:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Facepalm

Or for an even more retarded point of view, Encyclopedia Dramatica!

You mean handegg.

...the rest of the internet will still find you.

I would also like to know why all videos these days ship inside a Flash wrapper when they could be plain .mpeg files.

First, if they are plain .mpeg files, people can right-click and Save As. The SWF wrapper acts in part as a deterrent to keep honest people honest. It takes more effort to install a download helper extension; doing that shows intent. Second, Flash supports a more efficient seeking (no, not Seaking) mechanism than MP4 files, which can only go back to a keyframe, because Flash has a custom server that actually reencodes the video from the seek point up to the next keyframe.

If there is a problem getting codecs on Windows, how come Flash can get them?

Because Flash Player 10.1 came out in 2010 and Windows XP came out in 2001. Back then, H.264 didn't exist. Windows Vista Home Premium and Windows 7 Home Premium, on the other hand, include the codecs.

As if this somehow makes the iPad something great. How about comparing it to something even older and superior? http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:MaxIpad.jpg

NO U

You would know. Their 'waifu' are those stupid lolicon pillows.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/29/2D-love.jpg

Doom? Is that supposed the old stupid game with the rickroll boom box?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops

and the blue tails runnin thru map01 firing shotguns since tails are foxes are the best, on the multiplayer geting a DOUBLE KILLS and role play with MAH BOIS etc.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Doom http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LINK_MAH_BOIIIII

Doom's image has been tarnished plenty by these kinds of newbies these days. They no longer understand its contextual relevance and its significance.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_Nobody_Cares_About

You would know. Their 'waifu' are those stupid lolicon pillows.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/29/2D-love.jpg

Doom? Is that supposed the old stupid game with the rickroll boom box?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops

and the blue tails runnin thru map01 firing shotguns since tails are foxes are the best, on the multiplayer geting a DOUBLE KILLS and role play with MAH BOIS etc.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Doom http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LINK_MAH_BOIIIII

Doom's image has been tarnished plenty by these kinds of newbies these days. They no longer understand its contextual relevance and its significance.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_Nobody_Cares_About

You would know. Their 'waifu' are those stupid lolicon pillows.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/29/2D-love.jpg

Doom? Is that supposed the old stupid game with the rickroll boom box?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops

and the blue tails runnin thru map01 firing shotguns since tails are foxes are the best, on the multiplayer geting a DOUBLE KILLS and role play with MAH BOIS etc.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Doom http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LINK_MAH_BOIIIII

Doom's image has been tarnished plenty by these kinds of newbies these days. They no longer understand its contextual relevance and its significance.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_Nobody_Cares_About

Personally I'm gathering courage to try this out on my hero

A great way to turn a Hero into an Hero!

But kidding aside, sounds like a fun project.

Of course the internet has rules!. At least one of them is rather famous too.

So they'll have snapshots of Kirk Johnson (aka Goatse.cx guy) showing his wares to the world? I mean why would I dangle my own privates on Chatroulette when Manycam makes it so easy to put much more interesting vista's on the screen?

Do they still enforce their bans with easily deleted flash cookies?

All aboard the OpenBSD Mantrain!

P-p-p-powerbook!

Goodness, don't let 4chan loose on this one. We'll have another Bucket.

Oh wait, I has a bucket.

If you're curious about the Bucket that The Archon V2.0 was referring to, it's a chatbot that spouts nothing but 4chan memes after talking to almost nobody but 4chan users. But as I understand it, if you teach your copy of Milo all 4chan's memes, someone else's copy of Milo won't necessarily learn them.

Or maybe he's the one who got screwed?

Blizzard is going to expose the identities of millions of people, including children and adolescents publicly on the internet. They can then be exploited by anyone, including the "wonderful" guys over at 4chan, and worse.

Don't like it ? Don't play ! It's not like the Blizzard guys stand behind you with a gun to your head making you play WOW. As for the "wonderful" 4chan guys, do you really think that you or the rest of those other millions of people are lulzworthy target ? I think it's the case of USI

Obligatory:
Rule 34.

Best hack in the world would be to change whatever error message pops up when someone hits something blasphemous so that it redirects to Encyclopedia Dramatica. I like this one.

Best hack in the world would be to change whatever error message pops up when someone hits something blasphemous so that it redirects to Encyclopedia Dramatica. I like this one.

If he's going to trample on other people's rights over it, you're damn right I should. This isn't about making people mad. I know some Muslims, they're decent enough, and I don't really care for offending people just for the sake of it, but this isn't about offending people. This is about people who want to control other people's inherent right to free speech , and I would rather stand up and say yes, I have free speech, and if you don't like what I, or anyone else, has to say, if you find it offensive, that's fine, you have the right to be offended, but if you want to stop anyone, go fuck a pig. Warning, link NSFP (not safe for Pakistan).

Oh, and maybe your idea that what other people think should influence what I can say is offensive to me, so you should stop.

but were afraid to ask can be found at ED; http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Juggalo

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6d/Hand_egg.jpg

LOL. People like you amuse me.

Do not click the link.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended

Wow, chalk up another one for Rule 34...

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rule_34

If you go to their website, you'll find that behind Goatse Security is weev, well known troll. Slashdotters might know him as head of the GNAA.

Why does Slashdot.jp get UTF-8, and regular Slashdot gets ISO-8859-1?

One old crapflooding technique was to use characters intended for use with right-to-left scripts (Hebrew, Arabic, Syriac, Thaana) to spoof moderation and distort the layout of other comments to the article. See my earlier post on the topic, as well as Encyclopedia Dramatica's.

Following a covert infiltration of their Tel-Aviv headquarters by a crack team of elite GNAA agents, Zionist news organization CNN today publicly declassified top-secret information regarding the September 11 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center, information which was until now actively supressed by the Zionist Occupied Governments of the West. Thousands of jewish viewers across America choked on their evening halvah (muslim babies) as, in a primetime broadcast, Paula Zahn (herself a latent jew) was forced at dongpoint to reveal the awful truth behind the 9/11 attacks which the rest of the civilized (read: non-judaic) world has long suspected: Jews Did WTC.

Fast-forwarding past the 1080p CP on the greasy HD-DVD handed to them by bedpan, the CNN production team played back the devastating GNAA-compiled footage whilst Paula Zahn held back a rectal prolapse to present their findings. Irrefutable proof from highly credible sources (such as regarded public information portals jewsdidwtc.com & Encyclopedia Dramatica) was disclosed in order to finally put an end to the debate. In the interests of equal representation, a token jew was present for the post-footage discussion, together with a panel of gay niggers.

In the unlikely event that you missed this historic broadcast, it has been archived at JewTube.

Want to know more? See the proof for yourself @ http://www.jewsdidwtc.com and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

About CNN:

Trolled

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.eu

At least they're unhackable; they have Norton after all.

...or Sunshine Megatron

Indeed. See also http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bureaucratic_Fuck

Don't forget Funnel Girl

I accidentally the whole thing!

If there had been anything that could have even remotely made even the most shaky, thin case against Palin in the emails, you don't think it would have been the subject of a special Congressional committee and/or special prosecutor? You don't think that was *exactly* the intent behind the account cracking?

Actually, I was on ebaumsworld when the account was "hacked" and the first screenshots were posted and I can assure you it was done for the lulz and not some some diabolical political purpose.

feeling like a karma whore right now so I'll compare this to a puppy mill launching a campaign encouraging people to run over their neighbors dogs increasing the demand for puppies. /ducks

That's sick!

Now excuse me while I go kill some kittens.

Protip protip:

Acquire a sense of humor regarding the term.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/PROTIP

So, what's up with that "trolltalk" username? How do they put the link to goatse embedded in their slashdot page thing? Have they hacked Slashdot?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Trolltalk

Read and learn! :)

If you want a humorous backstory:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nikki_Catsouras

What a nub. He should have made sure he was behind seven proxies...

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Seven_proxies