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Re:I don't like Trump, but
Unblocked version: http://www.funnyordie.com/vide...
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Re:What they DON'T tell you...
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Re:What they DON'T tell you...
Ah... he is following the ass pennies strategy for success.
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Trees?
Has it been tried on these http://www.funnyordie.com/arti...?
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Happened to Bobby Fletcher too
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Re:Paris terrorists used regular SMS
You're right. Humor:
NSA Wiretapping Public Service Announcement
Trevor Moore (Whitest Kids U' Know) tells us what we can do about the NSA wiretapping our phones.http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ba0cc80eec/nsa-wiretapping-public-service-announcement
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Re:Basic income
So, according to you, if the majority decides that slavery should be legal, we should just "have to accept that"?
As much as you are in favor of re-legalizing slavery because it would make some businessmen some money, sure.
Since the fall of socialism in Somalia, conditions have actually been improving a bit.
So you're one of the laureates who inspired this video. Enjoy your cholera.
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As Though The GOP
As though the GOP,
Bugbears as they be,
Through that Galifianakis beard
Even shag-all could see.
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Re:Grrr
Fuck Pennies!
No no no, you've got it all wrong. Ass pennies.
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Re:Irreversible?
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Re:Fleeing abusive companies?
Pfft, that quote is so old. We have much newer, more relevant ways of describing your relationship to your cable/internet provider. Get with the times!
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Relevant video
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Re:Help!
He's right here: http://www.funnyordie.com/vide....
"Don't summon be again unless you are ready for that pain!"
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A brief message from Comcast
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Cut him some slack
He was too busy Shilling healthcare.gov
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Re:Warning!
Weird Al, is that you?
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Re:3.3 million down the drain
Amplify was the low bidder of those responding to Guilford's Race-to-the-Top RFP,
So being the low bidder is all that matters?
That's easy... put Linux on it; or make it out of paper
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Our end goal is to create a brain in a box,
yeah you and everyone else who has ever pursued strong AI. And? And? And so what you're as far away from that as anyone else is. This is the same hype that went around about neural nets some decades ago . So you brought a SHARPENED flint rock to the nuclear armed war this time. And?
There are parts of the human brain the size of your fist we know about as much as we did the heart when we finally figured out hey *it's a pump ! *.
Apparently only holy grail level aspirations are lofty enough to inspire researchers.
Utterances as macho and vaporish as this guy's are deserving of their own "Cock In a Box" style mockery :
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7cd2e1d8f0/dick-in-a-box-uncensored
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Re:Flooding
The NSA needs to be flooded with false positives. They need to have so many false positives generated that their illegal, unconstitutional spying is rendered moot.
This video recommends false positives in a funny way.
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Re:Reversed in America?
The republicans say they are the party of small government and getting government out of peoples lives but they don't act like it.
I'll just leave this here: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!
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Re:Pathetic.
Paris Hilton is just playing airhead because that's what sells.
There are plenty of rich pretty airheads around. They don't go on to having successful multi-million dollar businesses.
Heck I'd vote for her as President:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d/paris-hilton-responds-to-mccain-ad-from-paris-hilton-adam-ghost-panther-mckay-and-chris-henchy -
Re:Demand More
$0.42 per play is not a bad price
...The summary says ".. or an average of 0.42 cent a play
..." (like under half a penny), not $0.42.Sounds like someone has never heard of Verizon Math.
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Hardly a Doomsday Scenario?!
You're neglecting to account for the onslaught of Captain Planet.
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Re:EtherApe
e the rape? Seriously... naming people - think it through...
So all names with r-a-p-e are banned? What are therapists going to do in your world?
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Re:electrion year
"The tea party likes crazy more than they hate black. And I'm crazier than a shit-house rat." - Mike Tyson as Herman Cain
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Re:Johnson controller?
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Re:Lament for the Children
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Re:Man, You're Really Beating a Dead Horse
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RIP
Rest in peace, but is it too late to Fuck me, Ray Bradbury?
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Re:No one sees...
Higher taxes + more bureaucracy = bigger government = more power. How do you not see how this helps them?
It may help them.
Good Republicans are for smaller, less powerful government.
Unless you have a working vagina:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/87be7156f5/republicans-get-in-my-vagina?playlist=featured_videos
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Re:Just what Hollywood needs....
Uh, sure, I can list some stuff.
For videos, you're not going to really be able to find huge series you can watch like you can most shows. It's the kind of adjustment most people have to make when they watch British TV for the first time (in general, British shows have much shorter seasons that elsewhere - 10 episodes every year or two compared to 20-40 every year for the States). You can find really great shows but they'll often be painfully short, so the best thing is to build up a large pool of stuff to watch.
I'm particularly fond of Next Time on Lonny and anything by freddiew. Cracked.com also hads loads of original, good material. Does Not Compute is pretty decent, Agents of Cracked (which has now run its course) was pretty good, and After Hours is definitely one of the things I most look forward to watching. There's loads of other videos there I haven't checked out as of yet.
I enjoyed the majority of There Will Be Brawl, which is a brilliant parody of Smash Brothers, Sin City, and a whole bunch of other things. It really has to be seen to be believed.
College Humor is good for pretty okay short series, and there's usually excellent shorts on places like Funny or Die starring respectable professionals, such as Don Cheadle is Captain Planet. (Yes, it's really Don Cheadle, and yes he is playing Captain Planet. Yes, he looks ridiculous. Yes, it's hilarious. "Captain Planet, motherfucker!")
As for games, I really enjoy Dwarf Fortress, although it's hugely complex and still very much in Alpha. If you like RTSes or sim games it may interest you, but it's an acquired taste.
For platformers, Spelunky is pretty challenging but possible to beat. I Wanna Be The Guy is practically impossible to beat for all but the most experienced platform players - it is deliberately unfair.
I'm also really fond of Quake Live - it's basically Quake 3 played in your browser, which is nice as you can sign on pretty much anywhere that you can install a browser plugin. It runs really well in general and is still as fun as Quake 3 was (and the netcode is way, way better).
Lastly, an interesting F2P game I've been into as of late is Realm of the Mad God, which is like a top-down shooter but with magic spells, permadeath, and a pretty high skill curve. It got boring for me fast so it's best in small doses.
Hope some of this stuff was helpful. I wish I could delve into it more but I can't really compose myself as well this morning, nor do I have the time. The stuff you'll enjoy the most, I've found, is the stuff you discover yourself. Have fun!
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Re:Surprised?
Are you claiming that news shows giving both sides of a story is a _bad_ thing?
BOTH sides!
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Re:Hopefully
"Team Green"? I think you mean, "Green Team."
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Re:Bloomin' onions!
Actually, I prefer taking my dates to Pepperbee's. They have a real passion for customer service there.
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Re:Unreadiness for Spills
Any success that BP may or may not have in this endeavor does not change the fact that they should have had methods to cap a blowout ready before they started drilling.
Oh, give'em a break! Everyone knows BP lacks capping methods for anything worse than a coffee spill.
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Why the fuck not?
Why not?
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Nah...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85bd6f85f7/white-women-s-workout
Funny, but racist though.
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Re:Next up....
Looks like someone's started it
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Re:None whatsoever
Should have gotten her the upgraded version: DJ Roomba. Then, not only does it clean your floors, but it cruises around and plays (for V-Day at least) love songs!
Slightly more romantic way of saying "You suck at vacuuming, here's something to do it for you."
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Re:So he uses the phone for GPS While Driving?
Obligatory Ass Pennies
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Re:"Can we dominate a species more than that?"
We'll eat your eggs by the spoonful, with Vodka. And your very DNA will be used as a fluorescent dye.
(I admit, I stole the idea for the joke from Louis CK. Genius comedian, that guy.)
Haha, I recognized that right away! I love Lois CK.
..barrel of duck vaginas... heh.
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"Can we dominate a species more than that?"
We'll eat your eggs by the spoonful, with Vodka. And your very DNA will be used as a fluorescent dye.
(I admit, I stole the idea for the joke from Louis CK. Genius comedian, that guy.)
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Longer video response
Our video response is 7 minutes long. Any chance we can get an exception?
- Stealth Dave
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Rocket Experience
Buzz Aldrin's Other Radical Plan for NASA: All astronauts are to record rap songs
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What About The Rap?
I thought Buzz Aldrin's plan involved rapping with Snoop Dog and Soulja Boy.
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blew moon
I just hope they do it during a full moon - so they make sure and get it all.
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Look out moon, America's gonna get you
We have the technology... the time is now... science can wait no longer... children are our future. America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon!
<stolen>http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1c81d0df12/mr-show-america-blows-up-the-moon-from-thaffner</stolen>
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Re:You gotta be taking the piss outta me!
I for one am not that squeamish about this stuff, trust the chemistry. But, it is loads of fun to make fun of. This video came out when the machine was launched to the station: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e7286d6d84/thats-not-tang-from-fod-team cheers.
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THAT'S NOT TANG!!
Here's a video chad carter did on the development of this system Chads a trained physicist and a improv actor here in LA... brilliant. I laugh every time.
That's Not Tang: The NASA Urine Recycler took 10 years to develop. Watch the testing videos.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e7286d6d84/thats-not-tang-from-fod-team