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Aww, come on? Whoever modded that down obviously didn't get either reference.

Ah... he is following the ass pennies strategy for success.

Has it been tried on these http://www.funnyordie.com/arti...?

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You're right. Humor:

NSA Wiretapping Public Service Announcement
Trevor Moore (Whitest Kids U' Know) tells us what we can do about the NSA wiretapping our phones.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ba0cc80eec/nsa-wiretapping-public-service-announcement

So, according to you, if the majority decides that slavery should be legal, we should just "have to accept that"?

As much as you are in favor of re-legalizing slavery because it would make some businessmen some money, sure.

Since the fall of socialism in Somalia, conditions have actually been improving a bit.

So you're one of the laureates who inspired this video. Enjoy your cholera.

As though the GOP,
Bugbears as they be,
Through that Galifianakis beard
Even shag-all could see.
Burma Shave

Fuck Pennies!

No no no, you've got it all wrong. Ass pennies.

http://www.funnyordie.com/vide...

Pfft, that quote is so old. We have much newer, more relevant ways of describing your relationship to your cable/internet provider. Get with the times!

The Cable Company
Public Service Announcement

He's right here: http://www.funnyordie.com/vide....

"Don't summon be again unless you are ready for that pain!"

http://www.funnyordie.com/vide...

He was too busy Shilling healthcare.gov

Weird Al, is that you?

Amplify was the low bidder of those responding to Guilford's Race-to-the-Top RFP,

So being the low bidder is all that matters?

That's easy... put Linux on it; or make it out of paper

yeah you and everyone else who has ever pursued strong AI. And? And? And so what you're as far away from that as anyone else is. This is the same hype that went around about neural nets some decades ago . So you brought a SHARPENED flint rock to the nuclear armed war this time. And?

There are parts of the human brain the size of your fist we know about as much as we did the heart when we finally figured out hey *it's a pump ! *.

Apparently only holy grail level aspirations are lofty enough to inspire researchers.

Utterances as macho and vaporish as this guy's are deserving of their own "Cock In a Box" style mockery :

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7cd2e1d8f0/dick-in-a-box-uncensored

The NSA needs to be flooded with false positives. They need to have so many false positives generated that their illegal, unconstitutional spying is rendered moot.

This video recommends false positives in a funny way.

The republicans say they are the party of small government and getting government out of peoples lives but they don't act like it.

I'll just leave this here: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Paris Hilton is just playing airhead because that's what sells.

There are plenty of rich pretty airheads around. They don't go on to having successful multi-million dollar businesses.

Heck I'd vote for her as President:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d/paris-hilton-responds-to-mccain-ad-from-paris-hilton-adam-ghost-panther-mckay-and-chris-henchy

$0.42 per play is not a bad price ...

The summary says ".. or an average of 0.42 cent a play ..." (like under half a penny), not $0.42.

Sounds like someone has never heard of Verizon Math.

You're neglecting to account for the onslaught of Captain Planet.

e the rape? Seriously... naming people - think it through...

So all names with r-a-p-e are banned? What are therapists going to do in your world?

"The tea party likes crazy more than they hate black. And I'm crazier than a shit-house rat." - Mike Tyson as Herman Cain

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promises-with-mike-tyson

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2c5b4742c7/snl-celebrity-jeopardy-3-20-99

You like the juice? Juice is good?

You like the juice? Juice is good?

Rest in peace, but is it too late to Fuck me, Ray Bradbury?

Higher taxes + more bureaucracy = bigger government = more power. How do you not see how this helps them?

It may help them.

Good Republicans are for smaller, less powerful government.

Unless you have a working vagina:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/87be7156f5/republicans-get-in-my-vagina?playlist=featured_videos

So far I have been able to use a combo of open source and commercial products to create a distributed workflow, but tying it all together under single sign on is next to impossible especially to a wiki for organizing all the fiction. Anyone interested feel free to visit us, we seriously need some more creative people working on the site and projects.

Check out the project I've been working on for some time: www.HEX.xxx

Taking place in an alternate universe known as Obscure Delusion, several videos are now coming to light.

* Maniac Loveseat is a short episodic format show in the Obscure Delusion universe. Featuring HEX and Jacky Paper, it is an unscripted improvised brainstorming session. Things that may be used for building parts of the canon universe and considered madness are wrenched from our viscera on the Maniac Loveseat.

* The Unknown Truth is a science documentary show in the Obscure Delusion universe. Now in it’s land mark 37th season, welcome to **The Unknown Truth** Episode 2012-03-16 with your host, Doctor Watt.

Obscure Delusion Fictional Universe Original Material with references to public domain H.P. Lovecraft characters and works.

Our Distribution Channels:
* Our Main Site www.HEX.xxx
* Facebook Page & Twitter Updates
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Uh, sure, I can list some stuff.

For videos, you're not going to really be able to find huge series you can watch like you can most shows. It's the kind of adjustment most people have to make when they watch British TV for the first time (in general, British shows have much shorter seasons that elsewhere - 10 episodes every year or two compared to 20-40 every year for the States). You can find really great shows but they'll often be painfully short, so the best thing is to build up a large pool of stuff to watch.

I'm particularly fond of Next Time on Lonny and anything by freddiew. Cracked.com also hads loads of original, good material. Does Not Compute is pretty decent, Agents of Cracked (which has now run its course) was pretty good, and After Hours is definitely one of the things I most look forward to watching. There's loads of other videos there I haven't checked out as of yet.

I enjoyed the majority of There Will Be Brawl, which is a brilliant parody of Smash Brothers, Sin City, and a whole bunch of other things. It really has to be seen to be believed.

College Humor is good for pretty okay short series, and there's usually excellent shorts on places like Funny or Die starring respectable professionals, such as Don Cheadle is Captain Planet. (Yes, it's really Don Cheadle, and yes he is playing Captain Planet. Yes, he looks ridiculous. Yes, it's hilarious. "Captain Planet, motherfucker!")

As for games, I really enjoy Dwarf Fortress, although it's hugely complex and still very much in Alpha. If you like RTSes or sim games it may interest you, but it's an acquired taste.

For platformers, Spelunky is pretty challenging but possible to beat. I Wanna Be The Guy is practically impossible to beat for all but the most experienced platform players - it is deliberately unfair.

I'm also really fond of Quake Live - it's basically Quake 3 played in your browser, which is nice as you can sign on pretty much anywhere that you can install a browser plugin. It runs really well in general and is still as fun as Quake 3 was (and the netcode is way, way better).

Lastly, an interesting F2P game I've been into as of late is Realm of the Mad God, which is like a top-down shooter but with magic spells, permadeath, and a pretty high skill curve. It got boring for me fast so it's best in small doses.

Hope some of this stuff was helpful. I wish I could delve into it more but I can't really compose myself as well this morning, nor do I have the time. The stuff you'll enjoy the most, I've found, is the stuff you discover yourself. Have fun!

Are you claiming that news shows giving both sides of a story is a _bad_ thing?

BOTH sides!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/25cc3e4e77/smbc-theater-both-sides

"Team Green"? I think you mean, "Green Team."

Actually, I prefer taking my dates to Pepperbee's. They have a real passion for customer service there.

Any success that BP may or may not have in this endeavor does not change the fact that they should have had methods to cap a blowout ready before they started drilling.

Oh, give'em a break! Everyone knows BP lacks capping methods for anything worse than a coffee spill. ;-)

Why not?

Here is one more

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85bd6f85f7/white-women-s-workout

Funny, but racist though. :P

Looks like someone's started it :)

Should have gotten her the upgraded version: DJ Roomba. Then, not only does it clean your floors, but it cruises around and plays (for V-Day at least) love songs!

Slightly more romantic way of saying "You suck at vacuuming, here's something to do it for you."

Obligatory Ass Pennies

We'll eat your eggs by the spoonful, with Vodka. And your very DNA will be used as a fluorescent dye.

(I admit, I stole the idea for the joke from Louis CK. Genius comedian, that guy.)

Haha, I recognized that right away! I love Lois CK. ..barrel of duck vaginas... heh.
-Taylor

We'll eat your eggs by the spoonful, with Vodka. And your very DNA will be used as a fluorescent dye.

(I admit, I stole the idea for the joke from Louis CK. Genius comedian, that guy.)

Our video response is 7 minutes long. Any chance we can get an exception?

- Stealth Dave

Buzz Aldrin's Other Radical Plan for NASA: All astronauts are to record rap songs ...

I thought Buzz Aldrin's plan involved rapping with Snoop Dog and Soulja Boy.

I just hope they do it during a full moon - so they make sure and get it all.

Mr. Show - America Blows Up The Moon

We have the technology... the time is now... science can wait no longer... children are our future. America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon!

<stolen>http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1c81d0df12/mr-show-america-blows-up-the-moon-from-thaffner</stolen>

I for one am not that squeamish about this stuff, trust the chemistry. But, it is loads of fun to make fun of. This video came out when the machine was launched to the station: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e7286d6d84/thats-not-tang-from-fod-team cheers.

Here's a video chad carter did on the development of this system Chads a trained physicist and a improv actor here in LA... brilliant. I laugh every time.

That's Not Tang: The NASA Urine Recycler took 10 years to develop. Watch the testing videos.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e7286d6d84/thats-not-tang-from-fod-team