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slashdot + Michael = goatse.cx

The 1, but I wouldn't say that it's in nature.

• /. newbies: don't click the link!
• mods: it's a joke, 'kay?

here is your link.

since you were too stressed tired and arsed for this

Steven has a page explaining his side of the story.

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Most people probably think they already know all they need to know about AlphaSys The Noobie Ass Fucking Retard, but I have some new information to bring to light. To get right down to it, AlphaSys The Noobie Ass Fucking Retard says he's going to waste natural resources by the end of the decade. Good old AlphaSys The Noobie Ass Fucking Retard. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how petulant they sound. Dastardly hooliganism is a disgrace to humanity, but it cannot be eliminated by moral lectures or by pious intentions. No, it can be eradicated only if we ratchet up our level of understanding. You might think this is all pretty funny now, but I doubt I'll hear you laughing if, by next weekend, he is successfully able to eavesdrop on all sorts of private conversations. I have a soft spot for imperious drug addicts: a bog not too far from here. AlphaSys The Noobie Ass Fucking Retard maintains that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and unforgiving recidivists. Even if this were so, AlphaSys The Noobie Ass Fucking Retard would still be ornery. But AlphaSys The Noobie Ass Fucking Retard has gotten away with so much for so long that he's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only a man without any sense of limits could desire to label everyone he doesn't like as a racist, sexist, fascist, communist, or some equally terrible "-ist". There is considerable evidence to show that he is serious about wanting to feed information from sources inside the government to organizations with particularly improvident agendas, yet double standards are always stupid. This sort of vertiginous paradox is well known to most devious good-for-nothings. He is indeed up to something. I don't know exactly what, but AlphaSys The Noobie Ass Fucking Retard is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! Also let me just say that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how I would be surprised if he stopped to communicate and share ideas with even one of the people he regularly attacks. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also tell it like it is. I i

I think I love you. So what am I so afraid of?

Waggly. Waggly waggly. Remember JesusGeek s loves you!

Click here for enlightenment. Or not.

Apparently not. Get screwed. :)

Did someone mention gaping holes?

Is this site working for anyone else? It seems down from here. Thanks!

OMG LOL!!!11 truly an nerd icon

The 0, in nature.

can it handle this display?

Take your hate religion cult elsewhere, fucker.
The west has you defeated, you have the choice, bring down the whole human race or just act liek normal fuckin people and try and do something constructive, cmon bastard, lets see it? Afraid of failing?

FOAD, and suck on this choad licker:

Unless slashcode's acting shitty again, I indeed did get the frist psot! Props to the GhostseTroll!

Here's my ode to myself:

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

Yep, this is pretty much the opposite of karma whoring. Oh, speaking of which, here's a goatse.cx link.

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The topic I want to cover in this letter is big and complex, and I don't have much in the way of scientific data on it. Nor do I have a lot of hard statistics, just a number of general observations and a good bit of specific anecdotal material. First, the misinformation: Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots suggests that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. Where the heck did he come up with that? You know the answer, don't you? You probably also know that this is explicitly or implicitly expressed or presupposed in most of the material I plan to present. To top that off, he likes to imply that he has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. This is what his ideals amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of deluded drivel devised by his functionaries and mindlessly multiplied by unpleasant spoiled brats. We all have an obligation to stand up together and forcefully oppose his blasphemous platitudes. Surely, he is not too petty to realize that. A trip to your local library would reveal that if you've read any of the mudslinging slop that Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots has concocted, you'll undoubtedly recall Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots's description of his plan to assail all that is holy. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that the passage of time will make it clear to even the more slow among us that Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots's jokes are pockmarked with lackadaisical egotism and other assorted ills. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to discuss the advantages of two-parent families, the essential role of individual and family responsibility, the need for uniform standards of civil behavior, and the primacy of the work ethic. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that there is something grievously wrong with those rabid nobodies who demand that loyalty to empty-headed hermits supersedes personal loyalty. Shame on the lot of them! It would be wrong to imply that Slashdotting mohterfuckin faggots is involved in some kind of conspiracy to appropriate sacred symbols f

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I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to make this post and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without special character filters or repetitious character limits - a world where any form of trolling is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

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Rather than engage in a point-by-point response to the textual interpretation of Guspaz the pedophillic diddling rapist baby raping sicko's claims, I want to respond to the more general issue at hand. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal clear: 1) Guspaz the pedophillic diddling rapist baby raping sicko's presence makes people nervous, anxious, fearful, and angry, and 2) as a result of that, I can hardly believe how in this day and age, lewd vagabonds are allowed to gag the innocent accused from protesting pauperism-motivated prosecutions. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that many people respond to Guspaz the pedophillic diddling rapist baby raping sicko's primitive antics in the same way that they respond to television dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything about them. That's why I insist we set the record straight. I want to institute change. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my rsum, but because we can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but if he gets his way, I might very well jump in the lake. All of these things are related: antipluralism, Guspaz the pedophillic diddling rapist baby raping sicko's drug-induced ravings, and the general breakdown of our society. I'll tell you how they're related. It's really very simple. In essence, Guspaz the pedophillic diddling rapist baby raping sicko's argument is invalid. Let me recap that for you, because it really is extraordinarily important: Even when the facts don't fit, Guspaz the pedophillic diddling rapist baby raping sicko sometimes tries to use them anyway. He still maintains, for instance, that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years.

The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: If he would abandon his name-calling and false dichotomies, it would be much easier for me to shape a world of dignity and harmony, a world of justice, solidarity, liberty, and prosperity. What this underlines, I think, is that I do not find prevarications that are venal, distasteful, and hostile to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe Guspaz the pedophillic diddling rapist baby raping sicko is not

Interplanetary goatse.cx link:

http://www.yo.uranus

:gb2fyad:

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YESSS DALLAS WINS, GO MAVERICS!!!

you have nothing to cheer about. being up 3-0 and seeing it go to a game seven does not speak well about your team. either learn to play d (hah!) or get ready to be bent over by the kings. and violated. "please vlade, can i have another?"

and learn how to fucking spell.

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*Linux is dying

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that *Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Linux because *Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Linux. As many of us are already aware, *Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Debianis the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Redhat leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Redhat . How many users of SuSE are there? Let's see. The number of Redhat versus SuSE posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 SuSE users. Mandrake posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of SuSE posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mandrake. Arecent article put Debian at about 80 percent of the *Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Debian users. This is consistent with the number of Debian Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,abysmal sales and so on,Debian went out of business and was taken over by Gentoo who sell another troubled *Linux. Now Gentoo is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

All major surveys show that *Linux has steadily declined in market share. *Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Linux is survive at all it will be among *Linux hobbyist dabblers. *Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Linux is dead.

*Linux is dying

RMS's cleanliness is dying

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered RMS's cleanliness community when last month ugly ass wife confirmed that RMS's cleanliness accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all his body. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that RMS's cleanliness has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. RMS's cleanliness is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict RMS's cleanliness's future. The hand writing is on the wall: RMS's cleanliness faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for RMS's cleanliness because RMS's cleanliness is dying. Things are looking very bad for RMS's cleanliness. As many of us are already aware, RMS's cleanliness continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. his lice infested hair is the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

His unbathed body leader RMS states that there are 7000 users of His unbathed body. How many users of unbathed arms are there? Let's see. The number of His unbathed body versus unbathed arms posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 unbathed arms users. unbathed legs posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of unbathed arms posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of unbathed legs. Arecent article put his lice infested hair at about 80 percent of the RMS's cleanliness market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 his lice infested hair users. This is consistent with the number of his lice infested hair Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of malfunctional penis,which can not get erect,,his lice infested hair went out of business and was taken over by unbathed chest who sell another troubled RMS's cleanliness. Now unbathed chest is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

All major surveys show that RMS's cleanliness has steadily declined in market share. RMS's cleanliness is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If RMS's cleanliness is survive at all it will be among RMS's cleanliness hobbyist dabblers. RMS's cleanliness continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, RMS's cleanliness is dead.

RMS's cleanliness is dying

Ala goatse
No one I know can stretch their anus as big as mine!

Holy shit!!! It's GOATSE!! Click me!!!

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I should state that to understand what Piers "Fucking Retard Windows Kiddie" Haken's particularly snotty form of nihilism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of neurotic politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World War I, and the Bolshevik Revolution. Obviously, you shouldn't automatically believe all the allegations I've been making, so let me elaborate a bit. The only appropriate attitudes in a society overrun by disgraceful Piers "Fucking Retard Windows Kiddie" Haken clones (especially the bloody-minded type) are fear and distrust. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that Piers "Fucking Retard Windows Kiddie" Haken can out-reason the worst types of disreputable punks there are but not anyone else. Let's remember that. Strictly speaking, he says he's going to encourage silly, obstreperous autocrats to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort some day. Good old Piers "Fucking Retard Windows Kiddie" Haken. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how dissolute they sound.

Accordingly, in order to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "cinematographical", we must carve solutions that are neither inarticulate nor conceited. And that's just the first step. Remember, Piers "Fucking Retard Windows Kiddie" Haken is right about one thing, namely that fear is what motivates us. Fear of what it means when tendentious losers rescue blackguardism from the rubbish heap of history, dust it off, slap on a coat of cheap sophistry, and market it as new and improved. Fear of what it says about our society when we teach our children that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. And fear of libidinous thugs like Piers "Fucking Retard Windows Kiddie" Haken who identify political and religious groups that are his political enemies and re-label them as "belligerent, moonstruck quacks" in order to justify operations against them. I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am delibera

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

Please feel free to cram it straight up your rectum.

FP

I suggest you go to goatse.cx and get an ass-reaming. You'll be very happy, though your needs may vary.

(much fine print later)

Click here to have this reviewed.

Hey, I'm not trying to sell you anything, I'm just doing this as art.

The link he was actually referring to.

I do not see text ads as being "doomed". Like anything they have their place in the world. On WebCalc [webcalc.net] I sell text-based ads and the advertisers seem to like them. I like them because they look much better then banners and are faster to load. However when you look at them they do not grab your attention as much as the traditional graphic ads do. This sounds bad, but I think it is really a benefit because it provides you with a smaller quantity of visitors, but those visitors are of a higher level of quality.
Many times with newer rich media ads people are trying to close them when in reality they click through. This upsets the user who would probably close the site right away. Using such distracting ads such as rich media that goes over the whole site (think Yahoo and Weather.com) and pop-ups alienate your website visitors.

As for targeting, search engines are not the only application for targeting. All websites can implement targeting. If I have a site that's geared for collage students then the best ad would be for somebody targeting that demographic, it doesn't matter what form of advertising it is. This statement is very much like comparing apples and oranges [webcalc.net].

Go calculate [webcalc.net] something

Do you leave your anus wide open too?

And I used up my moderation points :(

I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to make this post and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without troll filters and non-alphabet character limits, or repetitious character filters, a world where any form of trolling is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

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Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Alphasys the buttfucking child molesting fucking queer asshole would elevate unreasonable tricksters to the sublime. And now that he has, we must indeed improve the lot of humankind. To begin at the beginning, I cannot promise not to be angry at Alphasys the buttfucking child molesting fucking queer asshole. I do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading me -- as it leads Alphasys the buttfucking child molesting fucking queer asshole -- to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. Stripping from the term "historicocabbalistical" the negative connotations it evokes, I will try to give you some background information about him. Have you ever had a bad dream about him trying to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed? Well, I have news for you. That wasn't a dream; it was real. Alphasys the buttfucking child molesting fucking queer asshole seeks scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can find, that is, lecherous inane-types.

In effect, my purpose here is not to give peace a chance. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that if we are powerless to instill a sense a responsibility and maturity in those who create widespread hysteria, it is because we have allowed Alphasys the buttfucking child molesting fucking queer asshole to alter, rewrite, or ignore past events to make them consistent with his current "reality". For the sake of concreteness: He says that he is a model citizen. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life.

Alphasys the buttfucking child molesting fucking queer asshole's loquacious outbursts leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children his enemies? It is only when one has answers to that question is it possible to make sense of his witticisms, because he likes thinking thoughts that aren't burdensome and that feel good. That's why the pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to arraign Alphasys the buttfucking child molesting fucking queer ass

What, you mean this doesn't?

Were these the words burnt into this man's mind before it began?

Oh, the humanity!