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Ah, yes, he has an IMDB page detailing his appearances. So it looks like he got to live at least a tiny bit of that particular dream. Good for him!

Not a justification, just a note that X-Play gave it a 5 out of 5.

He's also the only Republican senator I know of who admits partying with Satan.
http://imdb.com/name/nm0195051/

It wasn't god, it was the metatron...

Morningstar crumblers(ground beef substitute) tacos are actually quite tasty [...] warm them up, put the same seasoning that you would put on beef/chicken tacos [...] and make the rest of the taco the same.

Information Transit got the wrong man. I got the *right* man. The wrong one was delivered to me as the right man, I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?

Its all about terrorism, child porn, and piracy I am sick to death of them beating this dead horse. Why dont they just get right down to it and ...
1)put cameras in our homes. (They'll just check them when there is a suspicion of a crime)
2)ban all sex out side marriage
3)ban all non secular music.
4)ban all non missionary position sex
5)ban all violence on TV
6)ban all gay people
7)ban the GPL
Use installed camera to enforce all banned.
8)tag us and record where we go with gps ( they'll only check it if there is suspicion of a crime)
10)mandate car manufacturers to install tracking devices. (they'll only check it if . . . )
11)build a berlin wall around USA (to keep out terrists and drugs, and illegals and..) keep us in?
12)ban all weapons but handguns which are useless when the people wake up from Shitney Shears and Anna Dickhole Sith and try to rise up and take back their country.
I wonder who really fooled us Americans that we have the right to any semblance of privacy any way. As far as the DOJ and law enforcement goes who needs to investigate anything anymore All we the righteous people of law-enforcement need is a great big control panel that we can monitor everyone and when we suspect them of a crime we just push a button and voila they are in prison. Who the hell needs due process anymore Welcome people to the United States Socialist Republic. The USSR.
13) Get John Carpenter to make a movie about it. http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0116225/

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!

This quote is also more-or-less featured in Farm Sluts, a short movie by Fox searchlight. view here at their site.
Their Quicktime movies used to be a lot better in quality, too bad that flash applet is getting featured everywhere without download option...

Inflatable tents on the Moon were done in the movie Moontrap in 1989. It starred Walter Koenig (Pavel Chekov, Alfred Bester) and Bruce Campbell (Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams) and was used for a sex scene between Koenig (as Col. Jason Grant) and Leigh Lombardi (Mera) on the Moon.

Virus ripped it off 10 years later, sans Moon.

It's one of many obscure movies I'm wanting to come out on DVD.

Inflatable tents on the Moon were done in the movie Moontrap in 1989. It starred Walter Koenig (Pavel Chekov, Alfred Bester) and Bruce Campbell (Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams) and was used for a sex scene between Koenig (as Col. Jason Grant) and Leigh Lombardi (Mera) on the Moon.

Virus ripped it off 10 years later, sans Moon.

It's one of many obscure movies I'm wanting to come out on DVD.

From what BW movie is that scene??

Ahnald was already doing this in the 1970s. In his excellent movie _Hercules in New York_, he threw a lightning bolt in one scene. I believe he wasn't wearing a shirt. I also believe the lightning bolt was actually a grounding rod, bent into a jagged, vaguely lightning bolt shape. See, you have shirtless bodybuilder, lightning bolts, and grounding rods. Truly Ahnald was a man ahead of his time.

Ahnald, you've come a long way...baby.

"dominos: naked and covered in grits" (if you don't get this one, you must be new here... you insensitive clod)

"dominos: naked and covered in grits" (if you don't get this one, you must be new here... you insensitive clod)

"dominos: naked and covered in grits" (if you don't get this one, you must be new here... you insensitive clod)

I agree it's a good quote, but it's certainly not original. A brief search uncovers this:

[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

You obviously haven't seen Frankenhooker http://imdb.com/title/tt0099611/

Definition: femtosecond (n.) - the amount of time it takes a fem-bot to ready its nipple guns and start firing.

That leaves the Scotty role open for Ewan McGregor, who would fit into this cast nicely. Best of all, he doesn't have to fake the accent.

We need a Homeboys in Outer Space movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115206/

From the suggestion at El Reg, I recommend that there be a write in campaign for Nathan Fillion as James Tiberius Kirk in the new movie. Matt Damon would not be a my favourite choice.

With a movie, it has to end well in order not to alienate the general public (or so Hollywood thinks).

You mean like Million Dollar Baby? Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, directed by Academy Award winning director Eastwood, hated by everyone who ever saw it?

I think in this regard, hollywood is right. MDB proved it. Great acting, great writing, great directing, the whole movie was excellent... until Maggie breaks her neck. Awful movie!

http://imdb.com/title/tt0079285/

maybe it's a refrence to UHF where the kids show would let you drink from the firehose as a prize

I imagine he can act

Bringing back Serenity (FireFly) might be a good option I think. ;-)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/

*sigh*
Trying to replicate trek tech is a complete waste of human resources until we find/manufacture dilithium crystals. Why the heck is NASA wasting my tax money on shuttle replacement parts?!? It's all about dilithium!

Somehow those rumours frighten and shock me. A Kirk that isn't Shatner and a Spock that isn't Nimoy?

What about a DS9 movie?

Starring Will Smith as Cisco, Macaulay Culkin as quark, and Wilmer Valderrama as Dr. Bashir

Somehow those rumours frighten and shock me. A Kirk that isn't Shatner and a Spock that isn't Nimoy?

What about a DS9 movie?

Starring Will Smith as Cisco, Macaulay Culkin as quark, and Wilmer Valderrama as Dr. Bashir

Somehow those rumours frighten and shock me. A Kirk that isn't Shatner and a Spock that isn't Nimoy?

What about a DS9 movie?

Starring Will Smith as Cisco, Macaulay Culkin as quark, and Wilmer Valderrama as Dr. Bashir

That would be Idiocracy, http://imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

While not very deep or phylosophical (as mentioned in a few posts above), it is quite good satire and fun for 1 hour of watching.

It's interesting - I used to have this professor at Oxford, okay? Doctor Wickham, his name was and he was, like, this massive fat guy, you know? Huge, big guy. We used to call him - you know, well, I won't tell you what we used to call him, but he taught biomolecular kinetics and cellular dynamics. And he used to sort of scare the underclassmen with this story about how the world would eventually be eviscerated by A BAD STAR TREK FILM. You see, it was inevitable that a BAD STAR TREK FILM would be created which he referred to as the 'WORST STAR TREK FILM EVAH'. It was like an accelerated mutator or sort of, you know, like a, an unstoppable force of destructive power, that would just lay waste to everything - to buildings and parks and streets and children and ice cream parlors, you know? So whenever I see, like, A FILM COMPANY willing to spend this amount of money on a mystery STAR TREK FILM, I always assume... it's the WORST STAR TREK FILM EVAH. End-of-the-world kinda stuff, you know... But no, I don't have any idea what it is. I was just speculating.

Considering Lost has a suspiciously large number of similarities to an old show called "The New People", perhaps Abrams is the right person to resurrect the spirit of another show from the sixties.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063935/plotsummary

So...serious?

Doesn't it say "This is your God". No, wait. That was They Live

I believe 1729 was mentioned in the movie Proof which contained not enough math to make the average math geek enjoy and just enough math to make the average girlfriend annoyed. Still an awesome story about Ramanujan though :-)

This of course, leading to 2011's legal dilemma: Is it copyright infringement to "view" a copyrighted work?

In their righteous fervor they seem to have missed the GOVERNMENT (local gov'ts anyway) supporting free access to porn. Why in most cities across the country little Timmy can go to his local library and check out old issues of National Geographic - which, as we all know, has plenty of pictures of Nubian goddesses in all their naked glory!

Let them go nuts on the Wii and PSP! As long as they don't take my National Geographic!



Obligatory Chasing Amy [imdb.com] quote - "What's a Nubian?"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0787524/

hmmm
here's hoping they don't screw it up

watch Idiocracy http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/, scientists were working on a way to make erections last longer for monkeys instead of working on a problem to fix a disturbing dumbing down of humanity.

what is needed is a new Manhattan project, several nano, genetics, energy.

Well it's still not Bubblegum crisis's instantly expanding plastic penises that can knock out tanks.

Wasn't that "Dominion Tank Police", or did Bubblegum Crisis also use erectacocky?

(Yes, there appears to be two entries on IMDb. Also, the edited-for-television version excludes the phallus and drops the name "erectacocky".)

Well it's still not Bubblegum crisis's instantly expanding plastic penises that can knock out tanks.

Wasn't that "Dominion Tank Police", or did Bubblegum Crisis also use erectacocky?

(Yes, there appears to be two entries on IMDb. Also, the edited-for-television version excludes the phallus and drops the name "erectacocky".)

You wrote your name incorrectly, Mr. Innocent Bystander.

But realy, how many people complained agains Flushed Away? You know, children will see that "flushing" scene and then they'll certainly try that themselves, for example to see that "sewer city".

Maybe these people have never seen Look Who's Talking or or the either of the other two sequels - those baby's did a lot more interesting things.

Besides that, I am curious as to how a baby would be physically capable of copying that ad

Is the world becoming so serious -- or so frightened -- that fantasy is no longer allowed?"

With one caveat. If it involves wealthy actors who play married hitmen trying to kill each other with everything from knives to rocket launchers, it's ok. Same thing with movies depicting armies systematically destroying each other with machine guns, bombs, flamethrowers, etc. Basically, the bigger the magnitude of the killing, destruction, and carnage, the more acceptable. The smaller the scale, the more freaked out people get.

This is not good!

If you need me I'll be in my steam tunnel hooking up with Sherry Nugil.

Now where I'd I put my pajamas?

For those who don't get the reference (and if you're reading /. and don't get it, you shouldn't be reading /.), the movie in question in Real Genius. Top 5 geek movies of all time.

Samuel Z. Arkov http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0035098/

Whip up a poster and title and see who wanted some of that. :)

And the Toxic Avenger also was made that way.

DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway

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The operation took place because Steve Irwin was not the TV hero he was portrayed to be. lysol explained that "Steve irwin was an EVIL man, plotting in secret with the jews to take over the world and eliminate all gay niggers. It was therefore Imparative that we carried out this operation, if not the world would be dominated by Evil Jewish Females, also known as "jax".

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World known "TV hero" and crocodile sodmizer, who achieved cult status on the internet for his illegal, but highly erotic videos portraying human-crocodile intercourse. He also plotted with jews to achieve world domination and elimination of Gay Niggers worldwide. Was killed by DiKKy Heartez of the GNAA.

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Say what? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091991/

This concept was already thought of and used in the 1983 (non-HIT) TV-series 'Terrahawks', as the 'Cubes from Zelda'. The Terrahawks was the not so successful successor to the well-known Thunderbirds series by the same creator. Thunderbirds @ imdb: http://imdb.com/title/tt0085099/ Cubes: http://www.fab1.net/t-hawks/a-craft.htm (on the image you can see them portray as a gun and a forcefield generator WHOA how'bout them apples?!)