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  1. Re:Been going on for years by tootlemonde · · Score: 1 · on Soldiers Bond with Bomb-Defusing Robots

    You can't trust that your buddy won't get killed tomorrow, but you can trust the fact that your M-16 will work as advertised.

    That comments reminds me of the advice Conan's father gives him about his sword at the beginning of Conan the Barbarian:

    The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust, not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.

    Later in the movie Conan gets tied to the Tree of Woe and has to be rescued by his friends, who proved more dependable than a piece of steel. Conan's nemisis Thulsa Doom might have been closer to the truth when he said:

    Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! ... What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

    Thulsa Doom eventually gets decapitated by the relentless Conan, which both proves and disproves his point.

  2. It's a game, right? by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1 · on New Super Mario Bros. Review

    Please tell me that they are not releasing a sequel to the movie! Oh, the horror!

  3. Re:Oh, No! by crazyjimmy · · Score: 1 · on Voyager 2 Detects Peculiar Solar System Edge

    Ya know, hollywood doesn't need your help coming up with campy end-o-the-earth scenarioes. didn't you see The Core?

    --Jimmy
    Look, I wrote my own sig.

  4. I seem to recall ... by Kobun · · Score: 1 · on Soldiers Bond with Bomb-Defusing Robots

    I recall in the movie "Blown Away" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109303/ a robot which several of the supporting cast held an affection for. Until it blew up. Al Gore's roommate is a jerk.

  5. Re:Cool, but... by Alzheimers · · Score: 1 · on Drug Found to Aid Vegetative Patients

    That would be a case to consider if, for example, you're in the process of taking over the Enterprise by guilt tripping the Doc.

  6. Where's.... by Misch · · Score: 1 · on Drug Found to Aid Vegetative Patients

    Where's Robin Williams and Robert De Niro when you need a movie made?

  7. Re:Probability, avoidance, resolution by MrNougat · · Score: 1 · on Security Analysis Reports for Managers?
    (Mod this redundant if you must.)

    That's basically the formula laid out in Fight Club.
    A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

    If it costs less to recover from a failure than to prevent the failure in the first place (taking into account the number of predicted failures over the expected lifespan of the prevention implementation), you plan to recover from the failure instead of preventing it.
  8. David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on PostgreSQL 8.1.4 Released to Plug Injection Hole
    David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility

    Dessimat0r - Trollcore, NYC

    It was revealed today that three minutes before his 'Drowned Alive' was due to end, David Blaine was forced out of his water-filled glass bubble early with an unknown cause.

    The Gay Nigger Assocation of America is proud to announce that this was due to the heroic actions of GNAA member 'trogg', a recent recruit to the proud legion of Internet niggers. During the last few minutes of his stunt, the GNAA can reveal that images of famous internet celebrities 'goatse' and 'tubgirl' were taped to the outside of his bubble, where Blaine could see them in all their glory.

    As Blaine turned to look at this explicit imagery, he began to have convulsions of the anus as his poop began to flow out of his rectum. This caused the water to turn a muddy-brown colour. Blaine then attempted to take off his oxygen mask, possibly hoping to ingest the diseased water in order to get a real taste of rectal prolapse.

    The organisers of the stunt then feared for his safety as Blaine reached for his erect penis, as the palms of his hands were suffering from myosis. With this, two divers jumped into the water to save Blaine before he had a chance to touch his throbbing rod, and succeeded in pulling him out in time. He was out of breath as he was rushed to hospital, suffering from the effects of the stunt upon his body.

    When Blaine was interviewed in hospital by the Gay Nigger Association of the America, he had this to say: "JEWS DID WTC".

    About David Blaine:

    Kike magician.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this

  9. lol gnaa by YHBTAndJewsDidWtc · · Score: -1, Troll · on Making Money Selling Music Without DRM
    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    .________________________________________________.
    | ______________________________________._a,____ | Press contact:
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | gary_niger@gnaa.us
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters
    | _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue
    | ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356
    | _________#1__________?________________________ |
    | _________j1___________________________________ | All other inquiries:
    | ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi
    | ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | enid_indian@gnaa.us
    | ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters
    ` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2
    Copyright (c) 2003-2006 Gay Nigger Association of America

  10. Re:Congress shall make no law... by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1 · on Gonzales Says Publishing Leaks Is A Crime

    This is offtopic, I know, but with regard to your .sig: "If communism is a system where the government owns business, what do you call a system where business owns government?"

    That depends on how much you think business owns the government. If you think it does lock, stock and barrel, you may choose to call it Unfettered Capitalism; the end result of Milton Friedman's "Unseen Hand."

    The idea of complete pwnage by business is not always pretty. The movie "The Corporation" explores this idea further in ways your .sig seems to allude to. If you haven't already done so, I suggest you check it out.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Corporation
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379225/

  11. Re:Hmmm.... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1 · on Acme for Windows

    Ok, explain how making a few minor tweaks, such as spacing menu items a little further apart and placing them in another font, as well as updating the scroll bars a little makes it less usable? In my opinion, it makes it less ugly. Compare: this Acme screenshot to a mockup I just made that I find significantly less ugly.

    How have I ruined usability?

    You remind me of the guy in Crazy People who came up with a slogan for Volvo: "Boxy, but good." What you're telling me goes a step further: "It can't be good unless it's boxy." The two are separable to some extent.

    --Joe
  12. Re:Not All It's Cracked up To Be... by Half+a+dent · · Score: 2, Interesting · on EA Discusses Spielberg Game Collaboration

    "Also, you have to consider that gaming and movies are different mediums, with their own strengths and weaknesses. The fact that Spielberg is good at one form of creative endeavor does not mean that he is automatically good at another."

    For evidence of this you only need to look at Chris Roberts and his Wing Commander movie:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131646/

    The games became more and more film like (although the game play didn't really improve that much). The film was really a major disappointment while the original game was pretty ground breaking.

    It really comes down to the differences in the media - movies are about telling a story, games are about living that story. We also get bored if a movie is more than 90 minutes and annoyed if we can complete a game in less than a weekend. If Speilberg can make a great game then cool, I'll be happy but I certainly wouldn't take it for granted that he can.

  13. Re:Not All It's Cracked up To Be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on EA Discusses Spielberg Game Collaboration

    John Carmack is a good game developer. Imagine him trying to make a movie.

    He pretty much did.

  14. Re:will it help? by DAE51D · · Score: 1 · on What is OpenLaszlo, and What is it Good For?

    What an awesome but obscure reference... I wonder how many people really knew what you were talking about, or simply just read and dismissed it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886 for those that want to "get it" too...

  15. Re:Best Part of Star Trek Cannot Be Bought by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1 · on Giant Paramount Auction of Star Trek Items
    all five 'Star Trek' television series
    This auction really has got everything.

    Except animation cells for the forgotten two seasons of the Star Trek animated series which have yet to make it to DVD (out-of-print VHS only so far).
  16. haha by gnaa_composite · · Score: -1, Troll · on Mac Theft Recovery Software Tracks Thieves
    GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities
    GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities

    Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.

    "OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.

    Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."

    Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.

    Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.

    About AMD:

    Slow.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if yo

  17. Re:Ooh! Ooh! DRM! Yay! by Jugalator · · Score: 1 · on Windows Media Player 11 and Urge

    Hey, he was just trying to stick with in-words of the early nineties!
    Jeez, cut him some slack, it's hard to stay up to date...!

  18. Re:Just the free market at work. by bbc · · Score: 1 · on Web Release of the Open Movie Elephants Dream

    FWIW, the voices in Elephants Dream were done by professional Dutch actors Tycho Gernant and Cas Jansen. I do not know why they volunteered their time; presumably because they thought it was a fun experiment, -- and who knows, maybe in twenty years time they will be seen as pioneers.

    There are/were directors who are/were notable for the fact that actors featured the very last in the list of priorities, such as Lucas and Hitchcock. If it were up to these directors, the sooner they could replace all actors by CGI, probably the better. But these directors probably think that telling a story is done by the screen writer/director, not by actors. For them, collaboration is part of a production process, not part of telling a story.

    (Perhaps it is interesting that Lucas predicts that in twenty years time the average price of a Hollywood movie will have dropped to US$ 15M. No idea why he thinks that, though, but top actors easily get a per-movie wage that is higher than that amount.)

  19. Re:Just the free market at work. by bbc · · Score: 1 · on Web Release of the Open Movie Elephants Dream

    FWIW, the voices in Elephants Dream were done by professional Dutch actors Tycho Gernant and Cas Jansen. I do not know why they volunteered their time; presumably because they thought it was a fun experiment, -- and who knows, maybe in twenty years time they will be seen as pioneers.

    There are/were directors who are/were notable for the fact that actors featured the very last in the list of priorities, such as Lucas and Hitchcock. If it were up to these directors, the sooner they could replace all actors by CGI, probably the better. But these directors probably think that telling a story is done by the screen writer/director, not by actors. For them, collaboration is part of a production process, not part of telling a story.

    (Perhaps it is interesting that Lucas predicts that in twenty years time the average price of a Hollywood movie will have dropped to US$ 15M. No idea why he thinks that, though, but top actors easily get a per-movie wage that is higher than that amount.)

  20. lol by gnaa_composite · · Score: -1, Troll · on Is Evolution Predictable?
    David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility
    David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility

    Dessimat0r - Trollcore, NYC

    It was revealed today that three minutes before his 'Drowned Alive' was due to end, David Blaine was forced out of his water-filled glass bubble early with an unknown cause.

    The Gay Nigger Assocation of America is proud to announce that this was due to the heroic actions of GNAA member 'trogg', a recent recruit to the proud legion of Internet niggers. During the last few minutes of his stunt, the GNAA can reveal that images of famous internet celebrities 'goatse' and 'tubgirl' were taped to the outside of his bubble, where Blaine could see them in all their glory.

    As Blaine turned to look at this explicit imagery, he began to have convulsions of the anus as his poop began to flow out of his rectum. This caused the water to turn a muddy-brown colour. Blaine then attempted to take off his oxygen mask, possibly hoping to ingest the diseased water in order to get a real taste of rectal prolapse.

    The organisers of the stunt then feared for his safety as Blaine reached for his erect penis, as the palms of his hands were suffering from myosis. With this, two divers jumped into the water to save Blaine before he had a chance to touch his throbbing rod, and succeeded in pulling him out in time. He was out of breath as he was rushed to hospital, suffering from the effects of the stunt upon his body.

    When Blaine was interviewed in hospital by the Gay Nigger Association of the America, he had this to say: "JEWS DID WTC".

    About David Blaine:

    Kike magician.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

    If you have mod points and would l

  21. Re:A new low by binarybum · · Score: 1 · on Parasitic Infection Flummoxes Victims and Doctors

    but, but, if we didn't post this stuff, who would go see the movie??

  22. Re:Not to be contrarian or anything by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Funny · on Winning (and Losing) the First Wired War
    Silly you. You probably thought it was about WMDs, bringing democracy to Iraq, securing Iraqi oil supplies or some such nonsense. Actually, the plans for Iraq started as a bet between a couple of generals.
    General #1: Y'know, I'll bet we could control a country with a fraction of the troops ordinarily needed if we just had the right networking gear.
    General #2: You're full of shit.
    General #1: Wanna bet?
    General #2: You're on!
    Now comes the more interesting question: What do you think the prize was? I'm thinking it was $1.

  23. IMDB? by chochos · · Score: 2, Insightful · on Web Release of the Open Movie Elephants Dream
    Is this movie ever going to have an entry in the IMDB? I'd like to see a rating before I download 450MB...

    Also, it would be cool to have a downloadable ISO, to burn directly to a DVD and watch on a TV instead of in the computer. It's also an easier way to pass it around to non-tech people who would like to watch it.

  24. Re:one click to sue them all! by sudo · · Score: 1 · on Amazon One-Click Patent to be Re-Examined

    Yep He's had a amazing long career http://msn-uk.imdb.com/name/nm1342014/

    err, even that was uncredited ... http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2003-03-1 9-mocap_x.htm

    I think he should be known as the Uncreditted Virtual Actor.

    So far his publicity exceeds his acting career ... or IS his publicity his creditted acting career?

  25. Once again, an actor comes to the rescue. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1 · on Amazon One-Click Patent to be Re-Examined

    Shades of "Team America: World Police" aside, remind me to buy a ticket to whatever this guy is in next.

  26. Re:We have a grid by kalirion · · Score: 1 · on Sun Announces $100k Contest for Grid App Developers

    That sounds kind of familiar.

  27. Re:By the time Vista is released.... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1 · on Microsoft Releases Vista Hardware Requirements

    We will have 1 gig chips implanted into our brains

    Don't you mean... "160 gigabytes"?

  28. GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Tr by lennyhell · · Score: -1, Troll · on Microsoft Releases Vista Hardware Requirements
    GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities

    Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.

    "OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.

    Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."

    Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.

    Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.

    About AMD:

    Slow.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

    If you have mod po

  29. About GNAA by YHBTAndJewsDidWtc · · Score: -1, Troll · on UK Government Wants Private Encryption Keys
    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    .________________________________________________.
    | ______________________________________._a,____ | Press contact:
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | gary_niger@gnaa.us
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters
    | _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue
    | ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356
    | _________#1__________?________________________ |
    | _________j1___________________________________ | All other inquiries:
    | ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi
    | ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | enid_indian@gnaa.us
    | ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters
    ` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2
    Copyright (c) 2003-2006 Gay Nigger Association of America

  30. GNAA trolled you by BisexualPuppy · · Score: -1, Troll · on Nintendo's Iwata Skeptical of In-Game Ads, Episodes
    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
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  31. Re:First Chromosome by Goaway · · Score: 1 · on Human Genome Sequencing Completed

    "Score:5, Funny"?

    For stating the obvious? For stating that you didn't get the obvious until now? What?

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0119177/trivia

  32. Re:Not laws, you the reality will stop this nonsen by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Insightful · on Hardware Firms Go Against Crowd on Net Neutrality

    The government will be lobbied to the point where the bill actually does more damage than having a law in the first place.

    If you need proof of this just look at the anti-spam laws around the world that safe-guard "e-marketing".

    What kind of argument is this?

    "The government will be lobbied to the point where the bill actually does more damage than having a law in the first place. If you need proof of this, just look at the laws that prohibit dumping of toxic chemicals into waterways, or the laws that prevent false advertising, or the laws that forbid discrimination in getting loans/housing/jobs."

    Yes, lobbying can ultimately have a negative impact on laws. But it's ridiculous to say, "Hey, the government screws things up sometimes, so we're best off having the government do nothing, just in case they screw this up, too."

    As for "pennies on the gigabyte", just how many gigabytes do you think AT&T, Sprint, Level3, and other top tier ISPs transmit and receive per day? For example, this article estimates that YouTube alone transmits 200TB of data each day, paying possibly as much as a penny per minute for this bandwidth, or in the ballpark of $1000 a day. They're currently being charged by their ISP based solely on bandwidth. But what if, say, Time Warner could take their pound of flesh, saying that since YouTube hosts video, they should pay a premium to deliver content to TW's end users (the ones, mind you, who are already paying $40 a month for Internet service)? Claiming this kind of money from the top content providers on the 'net adds up fast, and when combined with the additional incentive that the cable and phone companies have to prevent competing VoD and VoIP services from using their networks, you better believe that they'll implement whatever procedures are necessary to make it work.

    Besides, your analogy to the 19th century post office doesn't stand up, either. We have this nifty invention today called the computer, which "can run things 900 to 1200 times better than any human" (and that was back in 1982). But seriously, the contract itself can be negotiated quickly - the ISPs are the ones calling the shots in most cases, so there's really not a lot of negotiation that has to happen - and the metering can all be achieved through the routing equipment.

    Routing equipment which will be manufactured by companies like - guess who - "3M, Cisco, Corning and Qualcomm".

  33. David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Samsung Working On Fuel-Cell Powered Cell Phones
    David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility

    Dessimat0r - Trollcore, NYC

    It was revealed today that three minutes before his 'Drowned Alive' was due to end, David Blaine was forced out of his water-filled glass bubble early with an unknown cause.

    The Gay Nigger Assocation of America is proud to announce that this was due to the heroic actions of GNAA member 'trogg', a recent recruit to the proud legion of Internet niggers. During the last few minutes of his stunt, the GNAA can reveal that images of famous internet celebrities 'goatse' and 'tubgirl' were taped to the outside of his bubble, where Blaine could see them in all their glory.

    As Blaine turned to look at this explicit imagery, he began to have convulsions of the anus as his poop began to flow out of his rectum. This caused the water to turn a muddy-brown colour. Blaine then attempted to take off his oxygen mask, possibly hoping to ingest the diseased water in order to get a real taste of rectal prolapse.

    The organisers of the stunt then feared for his safety as Blaine reached for his erect penis, as the palms of his hands were suffering from myosis. With this, two divers jumped into the water to save Blaine before he had a chance to touch his throbbing rod, and succeeded in pulling him out in time. He was out of breath as he was rushed to hospital, suffering from the effects of the stunt upon his body.

    When Blaine was interviewed in hospital by the Gay Nigger Association of the America, he had this to say: "JEWS DID WTC".

    About David Blaine:

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  34. Re:Copyrighting everything by zoeblade · · Score: 1 · on RIAA Sues XM Satellite Radio

    Why in the world wouldn't Coke want everybody to see that last commercial with the polar bears and penguins? What good can it possibly serve?

    Yeah, I agree. There's no reason I can think of why people shouldn't be allowed to copy, distribute and view adverts anywhere, except for ripping off the advert, as you pointed out, and also placing it out of context (remember one of those polar bear adverts being in the middle of Natural Born Killers? According to IMDB, the board of directors were furious when they found out what it was being used in).

  35. Re:Hrm... by sgant · · Score: 2, Informative · on More Details on The Warcraft Movie

    But he's not directing it. And PJ is working on a MUCH smaller movie now with "The Lovely Bones"...not that being the executive producer on Halo isn't a big job, I don't blame him for taking a smaller film to direct after LOTR and Kong.

    But, having said that, they still haven't found a director for Halo so who knows, he may just take it over himself which would be quite interesting.

  36. Re:But why is the rum gone? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1 · on Mac OS X Kernel Source Now Closed

    Hehehe. I recently rewatched Amazon Women on the Moon. The video pirates skit is classic...

    Pirate 1: Help yourself, mates. A chest full of video discs.
    Pirate 2: No!
    Pirate 3: What good are they?
    Pirate 4: Can't record on 'em.
    Pirate 2: They're not compatible with my system.

  37. Re:Heck, expand cooperation! by lazarusdishwasher · · Score: 1 · on Microsoft Flirts with Open Source

    If my calculations are correct it would take 688 semis to transport $500B using twenty dollar bills.

    unless this house of wich you speak is located on the highway system it would be hard to be discrete.

    Instead of being discrete I propose we use our convoy http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077369/ in a more constructive way

  38. That's fine ... by MrNougat · · Score: 1 · on Baby Meets Big Brother For Science

    ... as long as nobody puts baby in a corner.

  39. Re:How can this "reduce weight and power... by XaXXon · · Score: 1 · on Fly-by-Wireless Plane Takes to the Sky

    DUH! Wireless power, silly.

    Didn't you watch G.I. Joe the movie?

  40. David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility by lennyhell · · Score: -1, Troll · on Everyone Still Rumbling About PS3
    David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility

    Dessimat0r - Trollcore, NYC

    It was revealed today that three minutes before his 'Drowned Alive' was due to end, David Blaine was forced out of his water-filled glass bubble early with an unknown cause.

    The Gay Nigger Assocation of America is proud to announce that this was due to the heroic actions of GNAA member 'trogg', a recent recruit to the proud legion of Internet niggers. During the last few minutes of his stunt, the GNAA can reveal that images of famous internet celebrities 'goatse' and 'tubgirl' were taped to the outside of his bubble, where Blaine could see them in all their glory.

    As Blaine turned to look at this explicit imagery, he began to have convulsions of the anus as his poop began to flow out of his rectum. This caused the water to turn a muddy-brown colour. Blaine then attempted to take off his oxygen mask, possibly hoping to ingest the diseased water in order to get a real taste of rectal prolapse.

    The organisers of the stunt then feared for his safety as Blaine reached for his erect penis, as the palms of his hands were suffering from myosis. With this, two divers jumped into the water to save Blaine before he had a chance to touch his throbbing rod, and succeeded in pulling him out in time. He was out of breath as he was rushed to hospital, suffering from the effects of the stunt upon his body.

    When Blaine was interviewed in hospital by the Gay Nigger Association of the America, he had this to say: "JEWS DID WTC".

    About David Blaine:

    Kike magician.

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  41. Final Cut by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1 · on Baby Meets Big Brother For Science

    Agreed to a point. This seems pretty harmless. It's a little more personal than baby photos and home videos since it's constant, but probably no more exciting to anyone. It doesn't sound like there is any intent to keep recording data beyond the age of 2 or 3 anyways.

    This is going to yield a huge dataset! I imagine a couple CS majors could make a good senior project out of writing the sorting algorithms. I'd be kind of interesting to see a follow-up on how they're going to go about that. The kind of data analysis I typically do, even when I'm looking at a few hundred megs of data, I can typically sort down to peak or rate values very quickly with simple software. Even high energy physics research that can generate terrabytes of data per experiment I suspect can be broken down the same way with a decent amount of raw processing power. This research, however, will be sifting through a huge set of similar data and looking for subtle effects.

    The overall experiment reminds me much more of The Final Cut than The Truman Show like others have suggested. Obviously that movie was far more personal in its intrusion, but it was basically about privacy versus (somewhat public) memory. The writers obviously recognized the scale of the data generated, too. They introduced a special computer called a Guillotine that seperated a persons life into clips by category.

  42. I've Seen This Movie Already... by mshiltonj · · Score: 0, Redundant · on Baby Meets Big Brother For Science

    ... when it was called "The Truman Show".

  43. Re:I don't use the Search Engine feature by Rheingold · · Score: 1 · on Firefox 2 Alpha 2 Reviewed

    Here are a few of mine:
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  44. Re:Wait this sounds even more familiar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Baby Meets Big Brother For Science

    I wonder if the baby's name is Truman [imdb.com]?

    The real interesting part is if Big Brother later decides that he needs to extend the monitoring due to !insert Big Brother Logic here! which would actually make it like The Truman Show in real life.

    FTA: If successful, Roy says the project could lead to better strategies for diagnosing and treating language disorders. It could even spawn computer programs that can learn to how to speak for themselves, he adds.

    Uh huh, this could be edging close to the The Matrix also...

  45. This has been done before. by ashitaka · · Score: 0, Redundant · on Baby Meets Big Brother For Science

    Details are here.

  46. Wait this sounds familiar by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny · on Baby Meets Big Brother For Science

    I wonder if the baby's name is Truman?

  47. David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility by lennyhell · · Score: -1 · on Why Sony is Ready to Self Destruct
    David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility

    Dessimat0r - Trollcore, NYC

    It was revealed today that three minutes before his 'Drowned Alive' was due to end, David Blaine was forced out of his water-filled glass bubble early with an unknown cause.

    The Gay Nigger Assocation of America is proud to announce that this was due to the heroic actions of GNAA member 'trogg', a recent recruit to the proud legion of Internet niggers. During the last few minutes of his stunt, the GNAA can reveal that images of famous internet celebrities 'goatse' and 'tubgirl' were taped to the outside of his bubble, where Blaine could see them in all their glory.

    As Blaine turned to look at this explicit imagery, he began to have convulsions of the anus as his poop began to flow out of his rectum. This caused the water to turn a muddy-brown colour. Blaine then attempted to take off his oxygen mask, possibly hoping to ingest the diseased water in order to get a real taste of rectal prolapse.

    The organisers of the stunt then feared for his safety as Blaine reached for his erect penis, as the palms of his hands were suffering from myosis. With this, two divers jumped into the water to save Blaine before he had a chance to touch his throbbing rod, and succeeded in pulling him out in time. He was out of breath as he was rushed to hospital, suffering from the effects of the stunt upon his body.

    When Blaine was interviewed in hospital by the Gay Nigger Association of the America, he had this to say: "JEWS DID WTC".

    About David Blaine:

    Kike magician.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
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    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

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    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

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  48. Orlando Jones by lcde · · Score: 1 · on The Future of Digital Books

    Now all we need is Orlando Jones to read it to us. :-D

  49. Re:Flash mob justice? by smoker2 · · Score: 1 · on London 2006, Meet London 1984
    In time, we may completely abolish police and judicial system, since every crime will be on tape. People could vote the least simpathetic criminal out with their remote control etc. etc...
    For some reason that reminded me of a film with Peter Cook, called the Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer.

    We end up with a dictatorship in that scenario too ...

  50. OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utility by brianwk · · Score: -1, Troll · on Google's Love For Small Businesses
    GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities
    GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities

    Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.

    "OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.

    Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."

    Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.

    Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.

    About AMD:

    Slow.

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