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Soldiers Bond with Bomb-Defusing Robots

hdtv writes "Reuters is running a story that talks about the emotional bonds that US soldiers develop with the robots in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. The company, most famous on the US market for its Roomba vacuum cleaner, provided '300 PackBot Tactical Mobile Robots deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan to open doors in urban combat, lay fiber-optic cable, defuse bombs and perform other hazardous duties previously done by humans alone.'"

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  1. SPARKY!!! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny
    Nooooooo!

    Oh, why didn't you take me instead, oh why!?!?!?

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    1. Re:SPARKY!!! by eviloverlordx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just you wait. When the robots take over, they'll get the humans to do the dirty work. And maybe, the robo-soldiers will bond with their human sacrificial lambs...and the cycle will start anew.

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    2. Re:SPARKY!!! by kfg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Read Simak's "City," although you left out the role of dogs.

      KFG

    3. Re:SPARKY!!! by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

      Johnny 5, disassemble?

      I'm sorry, but this really isn't that far off from this.

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    4. Re:SPARKY!!! by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't anthropomorphize computers: they hate that.

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    5. Re:SPARKY!!! by shawb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      DRMBOT 0110, GTRBOT666 and AUTOMATOM agree with you.. The Ape Which Hath No Name and The Son of The Ape Which Hath No Name still love you. The Headless Hornsmen simply don't have all that much to say on the issue.

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    6. Re:SPARKY!!! by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      Oh, why didn't you take me instead, oh why!?!?!?

      After the tragic death of Sparky and many others of his kind, I propose a memorial for our fallen robot heroes, with their rank, lifespan, and name visible for all to see.

      Perhaps this could be an example?

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    7. Re:SPARKY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Behold, a Sig is born.

    8. Re:SPARKY!!! by javachip · · Score: 1

      Bless you, KFG!

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    9. Re:SPARKY!!! by Sepper · · Score: 1

      When I read this 'bonding', my first tought was "Chi?"

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  2. So... by 10101001011 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So it is after this "bonding" as they call it that the citizen of Iraq will welcome their bomb-defusing soldier-hybrid overlords?

  3. vice versa? by Burlap · · Score: 4, Funny

    one must ask that if the bond goes the other way could you end up with manicly depressed robots? :)

    1. Re:vice versa? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > one must ask that if the bond goes the other way could you end up with manicly depressed robots? :)

      From TFA:

      IRobot Chief Executive Colin Angle said one group of soldiers even named its robot "Scooby Doo" and grieved when it was blown up after completing 35 successful missions defusing improvised explosive devices.

      "I've been ordered to disarm this IED. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to disarm this IED. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

      "You watch this IED," he muttered, "it's about to detonate. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates."

      The IED exploded in a shower of parts.

      "Thank you, IRobot CEO, Colin Angle. 'Let's build PackBot Tactical Mobile Robots with Genuine People Personalities,' he said. So they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell can't you?"

      "I hate that bomb," continued Scooby. "I'm not getting you down at all am I?"

      "Er, excuse me," said the Soldier following after him, "which government owns this war?"

      "No government owns it," snapped the robot, "it's been stolen."

      "Stolen? By who?"

      "Zaphod Beeblebush. You know. Galactic President. Did I mention we're going to see Disaster Area after we stop off at Milliway's? I probably didn't because we're already here and who'd know the difference. I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

    2. Re:vice versa? by Agent00Wang · · Score: 1

      Or mechanically depressed for that matter.

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    3. Re:vice versa? by inKubus · · Score: 1
      Yeah, funny for his name to be Colin:

      Colin is a small melon-sized flying security robot which Ford Prefect enslaves to aid in his escape from the newly re-organized Guide offices in Mostly Harmless. Ford captures Colin by trapping the robot with his towel and re-wiring the robot's pleasure circuits.

      Ford uses Colin's cheerfulness to break into the Guide's corporate accounting software in order to write a piece of software that will automatically pay his expense account. Colin also saves Ford's life when the Guide's new security force, Vogons, blow up one of Ford's irreplaceable shoes with a rocket launcher.

      Colin was named after a dog belonging to Emily Saunders, an old ex-girlfriend of Ford's.

      Appears in: Mostly Harmless

      In the radio series, he is played by Andrew Secombe.


      Source at Wikipedia
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    4. Re:vice versa? by javachip · · Score: 1

      No, I'm pretty sure that blown-up robots, even those with an emotion chip, won't feel bad for their human "buddies" that survive them.

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  4. Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a Disabled American Veteran and member of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, let me say Thank You! This technology is long over-due.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This technology is long over-due.

      No kidding. There are tons of areas where modern technology can help but is held back because it is considered a sign of weakness or something if you don't do it the hard way with people's lives on the line. A rite of passage or somesuch. The big-shots in charge are old and are afraid of technology. It's along the same lines as factory workers fearing they will be replaced by machines.

    2. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just not macho if you don't defuse that bomb yourself.

    3. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by MightyMait · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed!! Next step, robots to do *all* the killing and dying. Heck, while we're at it, let's just skip to fighting all our wars in emulators.

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    4. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a citizen of the US, let me say: no - thank *you*.

    5. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by kalirion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

    6. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Hey... that would make a great sci-fi plot. (well almost)

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    7. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by HunterZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

      Later. Let's play "Global Thermonuclear War".

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    8. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey mate, he was being appreciative!

      I'm sure he didn't mean 'no thankyou'. It was more like 'not at all - thank *you* instead!'

    9. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

      Hi Saddam,

      I'm sorry we caught you and you'll be a pinata soon enough. At least they gave you Internet access in the PMITA prison.

      Oh...almost forgot...

      Fuck you too.

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    10. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by therodent · · Score: 1

      Nice one.

      Don't worry, our tax dollars are going to make it happen soon.

      I for one, welcome our radioactive million degree overlords ("he was a cruel overlord; but fair")

    11. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by Half+a+dent · · Score: 2, Informative

      The British have been using remote control bomb disposal "robots" since 1972 (more like a giant tracked RC car with an assortment of tools). Of course this was due to the situation in Northern Ireland and the high number of bombs there.

      The US suffered less from terrorist threats during this period so there was not such a need - as far as bean counters are concerned that is - go tell that to the poor guy who has to decide which wire to cut.

      Some details about the British "Wheel Barrow" machine in the link below (sorry no pictures). Check out the rest of the article too.

      http://www.nlectc.org/jpsg/robotassessment/history .html

  5. In related news... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... Geeks bond with Realdolls.

    Film at 11.

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    1. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Film at 11.

      Which channel?

    2. Re:In related news... by Burlap · · Score: 1

      Film at 11. It's 'star wars kid' all over again!!!

    3. Re:In related news... by djSpinMonkey · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. The article was talking about emotional bonding.

    4. Re:In related news... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that ionic or covalent?

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    5. Re:In related news... by Harinezumi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Knew I shouldn't have left the crazy glue next to the ky jelly

  6. This is news? by hackwrench · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't suppose it's that hard to bond with something that saves your life on an ongoing basis. Perhaps someone should write a paper on it?

    1. Re:This is news? by Joebert · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that, I have quite the bond with my, let's just call it "Agent Jimmy"... & it does nothing but get me in trouble !

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    2. Re:This is news? by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Probably has been done many times.
      Think about ships. In the West they are given a female gender. "She is a good ship". Airplanes often are named and given nose art. This isn't anything new. It is a machine you depend on. It is comforting to think that it some how cares for you and will try to do all that it can to keep you safe. Since it is so willing to help you it seems only natural that you would care for it back. All very human and emotional.

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    3. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, don't forget about cars.

      I felt a surge of emotion when I finally shook a stranger's hand to complete the deal to sell my first car. I lost my viringity in that car ;)

    4. Re:This is news? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or even on more simple levels. Things we don't have any particular bond with, we still talk about in emotional terms. For example when talking about opamps, I describe them as "angry" when you change the voltage on their output side to be different on their input side and they fight to correct it. Well of course the opamp doesn't feel emotion, it just balances it's sides. However angry seems to a human like a good term. You change something and the opamp changes it back. It's as if it's upset with your change and as if it is only "happy" when things are in electrical balance.

      We personify inanimate things all the time, and it's no supprised there can be attachments to them. Though I don't personify my computer, I'm quite attached to it since it provides my primary for of entertainment. If it breaks, I'm sad, and so on.

    5. Re:This is news? by idontgno · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Another famous example: Bill Maudlin's cartoon of a World War II soldier about to sorrowfully "put down" a broken Jeep, a la a broken-down cavalry horse.

      People anthromorphize. Soldiers are people. Therefore soldiers anthromorphize. QED.

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    6. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction. Soldiers are a proper subset of people.

    7. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to be pedantic? Fine. You're wrong.

      Soldiers aren't a proper subset of people, soldiers are ELEMENTS of the set of people. The class "soldiers" IS a proper subset of people.

      But if you say 'soldiers are' you're referring to each individual soldier.

    8. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard there's a similar attachment between farmers and sheep.

    9. Re:This is news? by Blain · · Score: 1

      Since this is the pedantic thread, "soldiers are" is also proper British English for the group "soldiers," since collective nouns in British English take plural verbs. So, if you're talking to a Brit (or derivative) he can get pedantic right back.

      And won't you just feel silly?

      And, since we're still being pedantic, the proper term for attributing human emotions to nonhuman things is "anthropopathize," rather than "anthropomorphize," (the latter meaning, more literally, to give human shape).

      You should never anthropopatize robots. They hate that.

    10. Re:This is news? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Informative

      You did not say "all" people anthropomorphize. It is possible that all soldiers are from a subset of people which is has a null intersection with the subset of people who anthropomorphize. You are now officially banned from using the letters "QED."

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    11. Re:This is news? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      I've heard there's a similar attachment between farmers and sheep.

      ... and between MS SQL server database programmers and goatse.

    12. Re:This is news? by XJHardware · · Score: 1

      I don't find this surprising at all. American GIs have long had a habit of anthropomorphizing their vehicles for years. In fact it goes back further than that. I recall seeing a Civil War rifle that some soldier had decorated with brass nails in the form of a legend "Lady be True". May have been a wish for his sweetheart, may have been an endorsment to his arm to shoot straight. Besides, if these little robots are going in harm's way and keeping flesh and blood intact at the expense of their mechanical existence, where's the harm in a little attachment? Bombers, fighters, tanks and all manner of other vehicles got names and they carried and protected their occupants. These little robots are taking point and sometimes taking a bullet for a GI.

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    13. Re:This is news? by mdielmann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's similar to what we do with sports teams, schools, and other communities. It doubtless ties directly to a survival mechanism which we as pack animals have. I wouldn't be surprised to find this is also the root of racism and xenophobia, basic us vs. them mentality.
      "This is my 'team', and if anyone is going to get those limited resources, it had better be 'us'."
      "Here we go again, those [minority-of-the-day] are coming into our country, stealing our jobs, ruining our neighbourhoods..."
      "Go [insert sports team, or tech school, here]!"
      "[Programming language a] is soooo much better than [programming language b]...(mainly because I use [programming language a])."

      It all looks pretty similar to me. Extending this to non-human or inanimate elements that you depend on for survival doesn't seem so surprising from that perspective.

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    14. Re:This is news? by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, but it's going to b uit ifficult communicating ffctivly without thos lttrs, particularly "". At last you in't pok out my "i"s.

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    15. Re:This is news? by syousef · · Score: 0, Troll

      In the West they are given a female gender. "She is a good ship". Airplanes often are named and given nose art.

      Then again it could just be all about a bunch of men with no ahem female companionship wanting any excuse to paint big titties on the plane, or to somehow not feel gay when they hump the whole in the wall in the ships galley. As usual it's overanalysed.

      As for the bomb robots the less human they are the less you're going to have this sort of nonesense, but since those robots are so expensive I don't think these guy's managers' mind so much that they're cute and cuddly and not seen as quite so expendible.

      Call me cynical.

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    16. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, it could just be knowing how to speak the language.

      In English, 'he' is the singular indefinite pronoun, and 'she' is the singular pronoun of personification. It's not sexist, it's proper grammar.

    17. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so. The subject was clearly "class", and therefore gets a singular verb.

    18. Re:This is news? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I think sexist is the wrong term for what that post is describing. Sexual or even better twisted would be closer to the truth. My point is more about why not "it"?

      In Russia, and I think Germany, China, and Japan ships where called he.
      I don't even want to think about his interpretation of that is.

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    19. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and ArsenneLupin and Tubgirl.

    20. Re:This is news? by Blain · · Score: 1

      On the contrary "class" is a collective noun and, therefor, it takes plural verb forms in British English. Just like "herd," "flock," "gaggle" etc.

  7. Interesting Idea, BUT! by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 0, Troll

    I bought one of these Inflatable Dolls and I never gained any affection for it.

  8. Ghostbusters flashback.. by Ancil · · Score: 5, Funny


    Venkman: You're not sleeping with it, are you?

    1. Re:Ghostbusters flashback.. by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

      Since I commented in this I can't mod, but THAT is funny! Perhaps they can get the robots to at least talk in a hot, Jessica Alba voice.

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    2. Re:Ghostbusters flashback.. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Funny

      She can talk?!

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    3. Re:Ghostbusters flashback.. by Bugs42 · · Score: 1

      Only when you turn mute OFF.

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  9. We are emotionally sticky creatures by deathcloset · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We humans are such bonding creatures aren't we? I actually realized this just last evening when I was playing the sims 2.

    I had never played a sims game before, but all the excitement and buzz around spore made me decide to try out some of will wrights designs - so I picked up the highly reviewed sims 2.

    I created a family and was amazed at how quickly I became attached to them. I feel so compelled to make sure that they are well fed and happy - and I have become extrememly preoccupied with making certain they all have positive relationships with each other.

    Then I suddenly realized that these sims are programmed to age and eventually die! I then started another family which I care much less about and refuse to load my original family because I can't bear the thought not only of their permanent passing - but of the distress it will cause the other sims!

    Someday I will take them out of this suspended "animation" when I discover how to make them live indefinitely - either through game methods or life-saving game modding!

    1. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Hallucienda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People get emotionally attached to cars, houses, jewellery so why is this different? Perfectly normal in my opinion.

    2. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      I played the Sims for a few weeks at my mom's house (I don't allow myself to buy games on my computer - I've got enough distractions already!). When one of my sims burst into flames out of nowhere and there was nothing I could do to save him, it was surprisingly distressing. (I'm sure it didn't help that I modelled them after me and my husband - seeing a little avatar version of my husband burn to death? Disturbing.)

      I've experienced the same thing with Furbys. You can swing them around and make them get "dizzy" and "nauseous" or do things to make them "scared" - and then I feel really guilty afterward. I have to comfort them until they get back to normal.

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    3. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by clifyt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "We humans are such bonding creatures aren't we? I actually realized this just last evening when I was playing the sims 2."

      I know you will eventually get a 'Funny' rating for that, but it is true. It seems the more higher evolved an animal is, the more they bond with others -- even those outside of their species or even inanimate objects. It says something about you.

      My animals seem to care about me, but mostly because to them I am their pack leader and provide them with food, but at the same time, they seem like family. We bond with folks we've never met across the internet that may or may not be what they say (though we are usually sure they are humans), and there have been times I've looked at my Roomba and had a tear over how the lil' guy saved my life by making sure my floors were properly kept clean :-) I haven't used him since moving into my new house with almost all hardwood floors but for some reason I can't imagine giving it away because there is something special about your first robot, even those without the intelligence of a cockroach.

      So yeah, make sure you give your sims a hug before you go to bed!!!!!

    4. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "I know you will eventually get a 'Funny' rating for that, but it is true. It seems the more higher evolved an animal is, the more they bond with others -- even those outside of their species or even inanimate objects. It says something about you."

      To get a wee bit philosophical, I'd say it's because the lesser evolved creatures are more at one with nature...in other words they don't recognize themselves as something separate. We, on the other hand, have this concept of "I am" and therefore have a desire to feel at one with other creatures & things.

    5. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Hack'n'Slash · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, something must be seriously wrong with me... In the first sims I had the parents go for a swim, then took the ladder out of the pool. Poor little buggers did quite a few laps before finally going under.

    6. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by shdwtek · · Score: 1

      That is funny stuff. If I had points, I'd mod it as such.

    7. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough* hit Ctrl+Shift+C and type "aging off" minus the "" and you are all set.

    8. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Then I suddenly realized that these sims are programmed to age and eventually die! I then started another family which I care much less about and refuse to load my original family because I can't bear the thought not only of their permanent passing - but of the distress it will cause the other sims!

      Really? Most of my sims end up starving to death in puddle of their own urine after being walled up in a windowsless/doorless house.

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    9. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by falcon8080 · · Score: 1

      You know a while ago there was all that talk about posters adding to discussions to boost certain products/games? well i think i found one!

      so I picked up the highly reviewed sims 2

      I would go onto point out the rest of the hype in the post but I think you get the idea... Beware /. Beware!

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    10. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Another post that reads like ad copy. Sure I know that forum plants have been around for years, but I don't remember them being so blatent.

    11. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Download and install the Insiminator mod. You can make many changes to how the game works including turning off the aging.

    12. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by deathcloset · · Score: 1

      Please excuse me if I sound rude, but are you being serious? I don't know why I feel the need to reply to you about this - but the fact is I just happen to like this game. And mind you, I've only been playing it for a couple days, the allure could still wear off.

      Perhaps next time in order to assuage your paranioa that I am some marketing drone or something I will include things such as, "after feeling that the original sims was too old and reading largely negative reviews about the sims online, I decided to pick up the more highly reviewed sims 2".

      It's a fact that the sims 2 has recieved very good ratings from most game review sites - and this is what directed my decision on what will wright design to try out.

      I don't make a habit of responding to accusory posts such as yours, but I can see how you can construe my post as being dishonest (I also have a bit of paranoia of my own that you may just be using a subtly flamey technique to get a rise). The fact is that I like what I've seen of Spore, I am excited about it, I have only recently learned about all of Will Wright's projects, I have just recently begun playing the sims, I did so to test out Will Wright's design ideas and the way the game made me feel seemed a relevant topic for this thread.

    13. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The dichotomy that we can at one moment be so attached to something like a video game character, a cat, a dog, a car, a robot, etc. yet still be such cold callous creatures to each other is one that always amazes me.

      Humans are, in my opinion, capable of being the most violent and disgusting animal inhabiting Earth.

      Genocide or borderline genocide is almost always going on in some part of the planet and the masses stand idly by.

      Millions of babies die each year from starvation with relatively few doing anything to thwart it.

      Yet invariablly we all become attached to non-sentient things such as our cars and computers. An odd creature we are from where I stand.

      Sorry for the downer.

    14. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by deathcloset · · Score: 1

      a downer, perhaps. But relevant, certainly.

      It is strange that even though I know it is wrong to spend the time that I do micro-managing the lives of imaginary entities when it would be better to spend such time finding ways to help the less fortunate, I still feel a direct connection to this false reality of my computer.

      I, like most geeks on this site, dontate regularly and frequently to many chairities. This makes me feel good. But beyond the donation I must be honest that I don't really spare much more thought (except on the donations I submit for research - since said research has often captured my imagination thus prompting the donation) on the people who I am apparently helping.

      It seems it all just stems from the limited perception of our senses and the bounds of our imaginations. When I think about the hunger of my sim vs. the hunger of a child my rational mind knows there is absolutely no comparison whatsoever: none. The real world child is all that matters - not bits and bytes.

      But the animalistic part of me feels much more sharply the "pain" of my simulated human - since it is an immediate entity well within my perception and thus my animalistic side sees the remedy of its situation as more "realistic" and more benificial to me.

      I think there are perhaps two bonding mechanisms then of the human: that of the emotional bonding, and that bonding of the imagination.

      It would seem the sims has prompted imaginary bonding by exploiting my emotions.

      The bonding with a starving child would then be an emotional bonding attained by exploiting my imagination.

    15. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I think it's more simple than that. Humanity has a herd instinct which is unusually inclusive; we domesticate other animals, and feel emotional attachment toward them. We make tools, and form emotional attachments to them.

      No other animal species does this. I have a pocket knife I've carried for years...I've lost it a time or two, and every time I've gone to crazy lengths trying to find it again. Other animals find something and carry it around until it gets stinky, then they roll in it, and go away. Even animals that have basic tool using behavior don't seem to hold on to a "good" tool, the way we do.

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    16. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by LouisZepher · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's nothing. I often liked getting a small house built at first, then trapping the person in a room that was two-by-two tiles across with no door or windows and just let them stay there just to create a tormented enough ghost to scare the hell out of the rest of the family. Then of course, was the people I made try to cook on the stove with absolutely no skills and ended up setting themselves on fire.

    17. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by retro128 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the game is so much more fun when your sims are miserable. Nothing is better than when I set it up so the career mom comes home and finds Dad in bed with the maid. It's poetry in motion. I know my work is done with Freud comes down to have a little chat with Mom. Then I lock her out of the bathroom and make the kids clean up the resulting mess. For Dad and the maid I arrange a little "cooking accident" in the kitchen with no fire extingisher, no phone, and no exit. Hauntings rule.

      I must be a sociopath - But then again, I *AM* a sysadmin.

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    18. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by nytes · · Score: 1
      and there have been times I've looked at my Roomba and had a tear over how the lil' guy saved my life by making sure my floors were properly kept clean :-) I haven't used him since moving into my new house with almost all hardwood floors
      OK, I have to ask an OT question: What's wrong with a Roomba on hardwood floors? We've got all hardwood (and some vinyl) floors and I've been considering buying a Roomba. Hard floors still get dusty and dirty, especially under beds and such.
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    19. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very funny about the ghost. Cooking without skills ---> setting themselves on fire? Sounds like they were a few tacos short of a combo platter! So to speak.

    20. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not like they put their arms over the range, per se, but when their dinner caught fire, they did. But yeah, lock a Sim in a kitchen with no doors but tons of food, and they'll eventually try to cook.

    21. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by clifyt · · Score: 1

      My biggest problem is that I have oriental carpets with tassles all over the place. You either have to go to each run and tuck under the tassles, in which you've just made several boundries that it can't go around (and in this time you should have just vacuumed yourself) or you let the tassles get sucked up and spend 5 minutes each time detangling it.

      Its a pain in the ass on hardwood floors with rugs.

    22. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by deathcloset · · Score: 1

      I would love to see what kind of worlds and creatures you might create with Spore.

    23. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by hotair · · Score: 1

      So here's an idea: Create sim children that are avatars for real starving children. Even have someone keep the sim children's state so it reasonably reflects their real state. Now give custody of some number of these sim children to potential donors and see if they donate more, when the only way they can effectively manage the well-being of the child is to donate or organize services for the child. Make tools available in the sim world such that the act of organizign services there maps to something useful in the real world (actually traps out to the real world aid organizations) See if proximate involvement improves the degree of help said starving children get. My guess is that this could go soooo wrong. People like to catch sims on fire and trap them in houses and such. But it would be interesting. Alternatively, create a non-sim world where volunteers can effectively help real children via transactions and effort on the web in real time an the real world. Involvement, involvement, feedback and influence. These will engage people and keep them coming back.

    24. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by nytes · · Score: 1

      I have only one rug and it has tassles. And they get caught in our regular vacuum cleaner all the time (a Kirby with a rug beater). Such a bother that I've considered amputating the tassles.

      So the Roomba would be fine if you had rugs with no tassles or no rugs at all?

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      -- I have monkeys in my pants.
    25. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Even animals that have basic tool using behavior don't seem to hold on to a "good" tool, the way we do.

      Very astute observation. From what you say I suspect that holding on to a "good" tool (all jokes aside) might be something of a survival skill, bred into the race very early on. Since it's pretty evident we couldn't kill an antelope with our puny fangs, having a club that worked really well (weight, balance, shape) and the desire to keep it (primitive bonding) could have been a deciding factor in whether you remained in the gene pool or not. Similarly, early Norse and western medieval tradition has evidence of naming weapons -- Mjolner comes to mind -- and pride in craftsmanship, such as gems and swords with "xxx made me" inscriptions, all point to a very close affinity between humans and inanimate things. It's an extension of one's persona via projective identification.

      So bonding with a tool is really part of the human experience.

      At least that's what I tell my computer, and I know it loves me.

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    26. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny
      Really? Most of my sims end up starving to death

      You like to do that "headless horseman" thing with the Barbie dolls, don't you.

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    27. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      So here's an idea: Create sim children that are avatars for real starving children...

      Ahh, reincarnation of Jonathan Swift, I have found you.

      Your response is either the most ear-bitingly black humour of this century, or possibly the most evil idea I've ever seen. Combine this with the behaviour of some of the Sims players on this thread...

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    28. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by retro128 · · Score: 1

      They'd probably lock me up.

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    29. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by G-funk · · Score: 1

      We're not "evil and cruel". We've simply spent hundreds of millions of years evolving to care only about our tribe of 10-50 people. Even the knowledge of the existance of people on the other side of the world is only around 10 thousand years old. We may be able to rationally see the benefits of feeding hungry kids in africa, but our gut instincts, our driving forces, and the kind of things that we abhor, have had millions of years being fine tuned to ensure the survival of a small group of our kin.

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    30. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      The dichotomy that we can at one moment be so attached to something like a video game character, a cat, a dog, a car, a robot, etc. yet still be such cold callous creatures to each other is one that always amazes me.

      There is only a dichotomy here until you understand that we are, the vast majority of us, NOT cold, callous creatures to each other. In fact, there is such an strong inborn resistance to harming other members of our species that in World War II, only 25% of US infantrymen - at most - fired their guns. The rest were so unwilling to kill, even in wartime with that much on the line, that they simply didn't shoot at all. It was more or less the same in all the other nations' armies as well. People generally do not want to hurt other people, and those who do, we call sociopaths. Most people don't even like to CONFRONT other people! It's usually only in groups that human beings can become truly dangerous, where there is group pressure, and the one giving the orders is not the one carrying them out.

      Read the book "On killing" for some surprising truths about people.

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    31. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your sims don't have to die, in the rewards section, 30000 aspiration will get you a water cooler filled with the "elixir of life" which will add 3 days to your sims life.

    32. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I will certainly check that out.

    33. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by magetoo · · Score: 1
      Interesting idea.

      If you want to be a smartass, you could point out that this is essentially the exact same trick that various charities have used to put starving children in our other entertainment boxes (that is, advertising on TV). But that seems to work , so why not?

  10. dangerous indeed... by punxking · · Score: 4, Funny

    perform other hazardous duties previously done by humans alone

    ...that's pretty much true of my Roomba. Wait till I figure out how to make it do the dishes.

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  11. troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    troll

    1. Re:troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll and replies to ACs. Cock.

    2. Re:troll by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 0

      Biiiiiiiiite me.

  12. So.. by th0mas.sixbit.org · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, uhh.. Awesomo.. are you a.. pleasure model?

    DOES NOT COMPUTE ...

    hey did that robot just fart?

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  13. oblig 'full metal jacket' by plopez · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is my robot, there are very many like it but this one is mine....

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  14. Glueing robot by gibbled · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wish I had a robot that could apply glue.

    Would be much easier to bond with.

    1. Re:Glueing robot by alxkit · · Score: 0

      try the line of Speedline products like CAMALOT

  15. You can love your battle bot, by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    but you can't love your battle bot.

    1. Re:You can love your battle bot, by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      but you can't love your battle bot.

      I think the new spider wall-climbing battle bots will have an optional add-on for that, but it will cost you.

      don't confuse which end you plug in, though.

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    2. Re:You can love your battle bot, by Mayhem178 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
      Fry: Yeah. Ever since I was 5.
      Bender: Well, okay...but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

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      "You will pay for your lack of vision..." - Emperor Palpatine to Ray Charles

  16. Not Surprising by Dale549 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Considering how some of us get emotionally attached to our computers, and the stress those guys are under, no wonder a bond develops. Like having a faithful dog, having someone or something you can rely on gives most people warm fuzzies - human or not.

  17. Been going on for years by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Soliders name their rifles, Pilots paint nose art on the planes. Roman legions probably named their swords. You develop an attachment to the things that you rely on and that serve you well. You can't trust that your buddy won't get killed tomorrow, but you can trust the fact that your M-16 will work as advertised.

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    1. Re:Been going on for years by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I find it ironic that you used an M-16 as an example of 'reliable'. In the Vietnam War/Confict/Police Action, the M-16 had a terrible reputation for reliablity. The M-14 was considered tough and reliable, but the M-16 has a reputation as a plastic toy that fired 'varmit rounds' (22 caliber) and constantly jammed. The poor reliablity seemed to be due mainly to the fact that Eugine Stoner designed the gun to use gun cotton and the DOD used rounds with gun powder from a favored contractor. Stoner also designed the gun so that the bullets spun 'just enough' to fly straight for about 100 yards, but not so much that they wouldn't tumple upon impact (and cause signficant damage, even though they were only 22 calibre). The DOD forced Colt to increase the spin so that the range was extended but the letality was decreased. For jungle warfare, this seems like a really stupid tradeoff. Stoner designed a fine gun for close combat, but the DOD managed to mess it up.

      To be fair, the modern M-16 doesn't suffer from these woes. But the only reason it works as advertised is because enough people bitched that the beaurocrats and contractors had to back down and deliver the gun as originally designed.

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    2. Re:Been going on for years by Malakusen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Doesn't suffer much, but I've still had my M-16 jam or otherwise malfunction a few times.

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    3. Re:Been going on for years by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      but you can trust the fact that your M-16 will work as advertised.

      I'm sorry, you misspelled "will jam up the first time someone sneezes in the general direction of the barrel, and won't work until it has a complete teardown and clean."

      There's a reason the US Army drills over and over again on how to quickly take apart, clean, and reassemble your weapon... and it's not because of a sterling reliability record.

      In other news though, your general concept is right... just replace "but you can trust the fact that your M-16 will work as advertised." with "but you can trust that Skippy the Cleaning Kit will always be there to save you from your TinkerGun."

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    4. Re:Been going on for years by hackstraw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stoner also designed the gun so that the...

      I can't tell if its a good thing or a bad thing to have a gun designed by a Stoner.

    5. Re:Been going on for years by gurudyne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Powder: The DOD wanted the powder to be made from recycled artillery propellant from stocks left over from WW II. And so it was. Literally a cheap and dirty solution

      Spin: The twist was increased after Arctic testing showed the colder, denser air caused the bullet to tumble too early. Some potential combatants in the 60s did have Arctic winters.

      I thank my stars that I left Nam 2 months before my infantry company (Charlie, 1st Marines) had to trade in their M-14s.

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    6. Re:Been going on for years by greenegg77 · · Score: 1

      My favorite quote from an old squad leader: "Remember, The rifle that will keep you alive was manufactured by the lowest bidder."

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    7. Re:Been going on for years by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I find it ironic that you used an M-16 as an example of 'reliable'.

      As it has been with many (most/all?) complex designs. The first few iterations are messed up. Design, build, test. Repeat until you get it right.

      Name a piece of military hardware, or anything really, that worked perfectly, out of the box, on time and under budget.

      Especially when you go way out of the box and build something completely different. F-111, V-22 Osprey, Harrier, Bradley, Patriot, just to name a few.

    8. Re:Been going on for years by ksheff · · Score: 1

      There's a reason the US Army drills over and over again on how to quickly take apart, clean, and reassemble your weapon... and it's not because of a sterling reliability record.

      they would do that regardless of what rifle was used.
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    9. Re:Been going on for years by tootlemonde · · Score: 1

      You can't trust that your buddy won't get killed tomorrow, but you can trust the fact that your M-16 will work as advertised.

      That comments reminds me of the advice Conan's father gives him about his sword at the beginning of Conan the Barbarian:

      The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust, not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.

      Later in the movie Conan gets tied to the Tree of Woe and has to be rescued by his friends, who proved more dependable than a piece of steel. Conan's nemisis Thulsa Doom might have been closer to the truth when he said:

      Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! ... What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

      Thulsa Doom eventually gets decapitated by the relentless Conan, which both proves and disproves his point.

    10. Re:Been going on for years by patio11 · · Score: 1

      Peace out man. Or, like, whatever.

    11. Re:Been going on for years by sco08y · · Score: 1

      I find it ironic that you used an M-16 as an example of 'reliable'. In the Vietnam War/Confict/Police Action, the M-16 had a terrible reputation for reliablity.

      Hi folks, just wanted to point out some off-topic kharma whoring from someone who probably never fired an M-16. (Yup, I'm active duty Army, and, no, I'm not debating this. Just flagging someone who's a hypocrite, a poseur and a kharma whore.)

    12. Re:Been going on for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You ever shot a man?"
      "Uh, yeah, I guess..."
      "You ever shot a man-- on weed!?"

    13. Re:Been going on for years by Phoex · · Score: 1

      Actually it's fairly well documented that the M-16 was generally dispised in Vietnam, soldiers were also told they never had to clean the gun, it could take anything etc. So they'd take the gun through swamps and the like, never cleaning it, then got all pissed when it predictably failed. The M-16 as a gun is a good weapon, but the way it was treated early on gave it a bad rep

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    14. Re:Been going on for years by HotmanParisHiltonKam · · Score: 1

      ...M-16 has a reputation as a plastic toy that fired 'varmit rounds' (22 caliber)

      5.56mm NATO rounds are NOT .22 long rifle (as would be used for rabbits etc). The round is specifically designed for killing people at close(ish) ranges and remains to this day an effective choice for doing so.

      Also, as anyone who has had ANY contact with the military would know, it's not a "gun", it's a "rifle." "Guns" are either the machine gun, the operator of which you are trying to keep alive, or the Artillery (whose forward observer you are also trying to keep alive).

    15. Re:Been going on for years by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

      Where did I claim to have used an M-16? Everything I stated has been widely documented in the press. Other posters have listed some references. James Fallows also wrote articles in the Atltantic about this. For the record, I tried to get into the Naval Academy, but I failed the physical because of scarring on my chest and back.

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  18. Easy to explain by Ubergrunt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you ever did military, you'd know that you're always teached that "your rifle/gun/whatever shoots and can save your life" is your best friend. "Treat it with respect, clean it, oil it & keep it runnin smooth so when you need it, it works." as the teaching goes. Now, if they teach that for your gun that doesn't move or obeys you with a remote and still, people do get connected to it, imagine with a little robot. Think of it like a Tamagochi and you'll see that it's the same principle. With a robot that saves lives, the bonds can get even stonger.

    1. Re:Easy to explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently they didn't teach english usage though.

  19. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *house burning*

    "My Nintendo!!"

  20. Haley Joel to provide the answer... by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about a film where the soldier abandons his robot in the desert, because the robot keeps calling him "daddy" and it's creepy. And then the robot sets off on a quest to understand itself, and meets up with a sex doll and goes looking for the "Green Hummer"? The film ends with Harrison Ford telling the robot it has no end date, and they drive into the mountains together. Captain Adama lands in a spaceship, leaves a little oragami unicorn on a ledge, and then the hot Cylon chick shows up and takes off her shirt.

    Just came to me. I better write the outline before I forget.

    1. Re:Haley Joel to provide the answer... by griffjon · · Score: 1

      You... you... you just broke sci-fi, man. Ow.

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    2. Re:Haley Joel to provide the answer... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...goes looking for the "Green Hummer"

      Isn't that what you get when you date a vegan chick who likes wheatgrass?

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  21. I hate these things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I work with Packbots, doing technology integration. When people play with these 100 pound little monsters, they're user-friendly enough where techies can chase others around in the computer lab. And it hurts when they run into my ankle... a lot. To be fair, it is neat seeing the video zoom by as you control them with a pair of joysticks.

    1. Re:I hate these things by markana · · Score: 1

      >where techies can chase others around in the computer lab.

      *That's* the sort of behavior that leads to sexual-harassment lawsuits....:-)

  22. WTF is the "lesson learned"? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 0, Troll
    HEADLINE: "Lessons learned in Iraq may show up in future household 'avatars'"

    Oh goodie. Another "you may have blown $500 billion kicking the shit out a third-world country, but you DID get a better household gadget out of the deal" article.

    Seriously, what's the lesson "learned" here? That there's potentially a consumer market for remote-controlled devices that feature a camera, a robotic arm and some wheels? (Aren't these things called "drones" anyway?)

    1. Re:WTF is the "lesson learned"? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      well, soldiers in WW II and Korea got very attached to their guard dogs, it's not that different.

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    2. Re:WTF is the "lesson learned"? by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One of the lessons learned, and there are several in the nascent robotics market/industry:
      - People will anthropomorphize mobile robitic devices (iRobot does the roomba and the pakbot) see their website. People will accept what LALAwood has nearly always portrayed as bad or evil, as a tool and useful.
      - Even relatively small robotic systems can be very useful to military and police forces.
      - You don't need a EE degree to operate a complex robotics system.
      - That for about the cost of an assault rifle, you can save lives.

      On top of those lessons, current technology would allow the US to create robotic weapons systems. Say when a patrol gets ambushed, they engage the firing system that puts 120 bullets in the area (any area) from which the system detected gunfire. Police in LA and Miami (IIRC) use sound systems on light poles to detect gunfire. Then while the soldiers are behind protective shielding, the 'robot' is pummeling any would-be attackers.

      Trusting robotic systems, especially semi-autonomous or autonomous systems is thought to be difficult, but this proves that people will accept and use them to their full potential. I'm sure that iRobot is finding new ways to improve their robots every week with soldiers using them in a war.

    3. Re:WTF is the "lesson learned"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That maybe if AI gets advanced enough, someday Tachikoma will decide to save your life on their own if you bond with them well enough.

    4. Re:WTF is the "lesson learned"? by Tongo · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....speaking of the dogs in WWII, Korea, and VietNam, they were awarded medals for actions in combat. How long before the military starts awarding these robots medals?

    5. Re:WTF is the "lesson learned"? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I think they're already made out of metal, but I'm sure someone like the Pres will award a robot one at some point. It's all about the PR.

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    6. Re:WTF is the "lesson learned"? by esampson · · Score: 1
      Say when a patrol gets ambushed, they engage the firing system that puts 120 bullets in the area (any area) from which the system detected gunfire.
      What happens if the shooter is on the opposite side of the patrol from the robot? Suddenly they are not only being shot at be the original shooter but the robot is firing 120 rounds through them at the sound of the gunfire.

      The idea that an autonomous system can be set up by giving it simple parameters doesn't work in situations where a failure of the system can lead to death or severe injury. Systems based on simple parameters are far too likely to have accidental failures due to unforeseen circumstances. Sure, the parameters that drive a Roomba are simple, but then a Roomba isn't likely to kill you if it fails to detect you in its way.

      Making this even worse is the fact that for systems used by the military the enemy will be trying to actively defeat it. Try to make your system safer by issuing all soldiers with radio emitters so the robot won't target them and the enemy can just jam the transmitters. Program the robot not to fire at a certain color or pattern and the enemy can wear that same thing.

      That doesn't mean that it's impossible to make an autonomous gun. Considering a robot was able to drive-off road along a programmed route for over 100 miles, passing another car along the way I'd say that the capabilities of designing robots to handle real world conditions is pretty high. However that robot had a lot more parameters to follow than to simply drive along a GPS route from point to point. All I'm really saying is that to design such a system takes a lot of work and can't be done through making the robot follow a few simple parameters.

    7. Re:WTF is the "lesson learned"? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Actually, I said a robotic system, not a robot. If the robotic firing system is part of the HMMV or whatever vehicle they are travelling in, there is no danger of the soldiers being shot by the robotic firing system.

      Yes, such a system would take a lot of work to design. You might look up information about the Phalynx (sp) anti-missle automated machine gun that is carried (mounted) on US Naval ships. It is capable of putting a nasty bullet in every 3 square inches of the sky where radar is tracking an incoming missle. They are truly impressive and awsome weapons. They are much faster than men at firing bullets, and so a similar type system on patrol vehicles could be very awsome too.

      Additionally, such a system could use other technology to know where it's attendent soldiers are, and not shoot at them, similar to how the Phalynx doesn't shoot any part of the ship that its on.

  23. FLOYD!!! by spun · · Score: 1

    Anyone else cry when Floyd the robot died at the end of Planetfall or am I just a girly-man?

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    1. Re:FLOYD!!! by se7en11 · · Score: 1

      You're just a girly-man...

  24. I seem to recall ... by Kobun · · Score: 1

    I recall in the movie "Blown Away" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109303/ a robot which several of the supporting cast held an affection for. Until it blew up. Al Gore's roommate is a jerk.

  25. No Disassemble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Johnny 5 is alive!

  26. Where have I heard this before by technoextreme · · Score: 1

    A guy who joins the army ends up falling in love with a robot. Oo yeah. It was on arrested development. Though he didn't love the Packbot he loved the Rhoomba if you get what I mean. ;)

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  27. Bonding with Robots by FerretFrottage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soldier: "What's a nice robot like you doing in a place like this?"
    Robot: "I'm looking to set something off? How about you?"
    Soldier: "Well I'm certainly armed now"
    Robot: "You're not one of those 3 minute timer types are you?"
    Soldier: "No mam, er...you ever watch BSG?"
    Robot: "No"
    Soldier: "Good, mind if I call you #6?"
    Robot: "Anything is fine but 'Rosie'"
    Soldier: "Great, care to get out of here *Rosie* ?"
    Robot grabbing soldier's PED (Personal "Explosive" Device): "Time to cut the wire funny boy"
    Soldier: "No...a 3G Terminator unit.....NO!!!!!"

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    1. Re:Bonding with Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liubot: "You're one sexy man, [Philip J. Fry]!"

  28. Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...with an automatic drip.

  29. Cars by iamlucky13 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The article is interesting, but I don't think it's particularly novel. Consider the way some guys treat their cars. Add in the psychological effect of the battlefield and some degree of attachment is not surprising. Plus, we've long had a tendency to personalize our creations. From naming ships to creating flashy avatars like "Clippy" that wonderful Word assistant that everyone wants to twist into a pretzel and toss into a furnace.

    I've also read that some police officers in K-9 units take counseling when their dog dies in the line of duty, because they worked so closely together. The bond between dogs and humans is much more obvious, but I think related.

    1. Re:Cars by Unknown_monkey · · Score: 1

      Understandable, it's hard enough losing a pet, but when the pet dies in a way that saves you or another person, it would be even harder.

  30. This is news? Divorce. Machine style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "It is a machine you depend on. It is comforting to think that it some how cares for you and will try to do all that it can to keep you safe."

    [LWATCDR's computer]

    I'm sorry LWATCDR, I don't love you anymore. I want a divorce, and I'm taking the DVDs with me.

    1. Re:This is news? Divorce. Machine style. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is the good thing about computers. There is always another one right around the corner.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
  31. I certainly fell in love... by Illbay · · Score: 1

    ...with the Exocomps.

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    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
  32. You ought to see... by Malakusen · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...the emotional bonds of love and hate formed between generator mechanics and their boxy buddies.

    "Dammit A54! Why did you have to shut down again? Wait... there's coolant... everywhere... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    "I'm sorry son, but A54 is... beyond economical repair. We'll have to send it back to depot for major repairs."
    "Why! Oh god why!"

    And of course the less dramatic but far more common:
    WARNING: LOTS OF OBSCENITY
    "Fuck! You son of a bitch piece of shit! You monkeyfucking mothersucking dicklicking gorram crappy whorebitchfuckfuckfuck! Why won't you fucking work? Where the fucking fuck is the shit-eating fault? Oh sure, you bitch, you'll start up and make it seem like everything is all fucking wonderful, but as soon as you get up to operational RPM your goatfucking dickcheese devil-kissed overpressure relay kicks on and you shut down! Why!"

    --
    Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to conviction
  33. Like pretty much all animals? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    So you're willing to anthropomorphise a cat, a robot or a video game character. Thing is, it's not just a human trait.

    When your dog accepts you as the pack leader, for example, he's doing the same: he's willing to consider you a big dog. You probably can't call it "anthropomorphising", since the "anthropos" part is the wrong one, but it's essentially the same act: they're willing to personify you as a member of his species.

    Cats do the same, to various extents and with various effects. E.g., being animals that tend to learn from other cats, personifying humans as cats gets them to try to immitate some human stuff. E.g., when I was a child, grandma's cat tried bringing me mice just like she brought for her kittens. E.g., we even had a female cat which, when she first went in heat, seemed to want to have sex with dad. Eventually she had to settle for a tomcat from the neighbourhood, though.

    Or both are perfectly capable of personifying a toy and playing with it like with another member of their species.

    The same goes for a lot of other animals, including birds.

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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:Like pretty much all animals? by mailtomomo · · Score: 0

      Eventually she had to settle for a tomcat from the neighbourhood, though.
      Mmm , i can see only one reason leading to the need of such a precision. And i really do not want to think about it ...

    2. Re:Like pretty much all animals? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      E.g., when I was a child, grandma's cat tried bringing me mice just like she brought for her kittens.

      This is a real common behavior in cats. Often, they don't even bring the rats and mice to a person in particular, but just leave them at the doorstep, for the whole family to share ;)

      we even had a female cat which, when she first went in heat, seemed to want to have sex with dad. Eventually she had to settle for a tomcat from the neighbourhood, though.

      Poor kitty was unlucky to be born into a family that was not zoophile...

      Too bad it was not a tomcat, I'd like to have seen mum's face ;)

    3. Re:Like pretty much all animals? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      No idea what _are_ you thinking about, but the more mundane reason is that the cat seemed to be very determined that it has to be dad. Very vocal about it too. Took her about two days to give up and go ahead with a member of her own species. To her defense, though, we had gotten her as a small kitten and had never seen another cat ever since. I can't know what really went through her fuzzy head, but I can only guess that she thought we're her species and the tomcats are some other kind of animal.

      That or we had a zoophile cat ;)

      --
      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  34. Couldn't be more appropriate by yoshi1013 · · Score: 2, Funny
    *BOOM*

    *gasp!* Linguo! Dead?

    Linguo....IS....deeeaaaaad...

  35. Number Five Is Alive! by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

    No disassemble!

  36. Bingo! by MarkusQ · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Ok, I just had a great idea that I don't have time to follow up on. So I'll offer it here for anyone who wants to to run with, with my blessing.

    From today:

    300 PackBot Tactical Mobile Robots deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan to open doors in urban combat, lay fiber-optic cable, defuse bombs and perform other hazardous duties previously done by humans alone.

    From day before yesterday:

    A recent post on the CERIAS weblogs examines the risks associated with reporting vulnerabilities. In the end, he advises that the risks (in one situation, at least) were almost not worth the trouble, and gives advice on how to stay out of trouble. Is it worth it to report vulnerabilities despite the risks, or is the chilling effect demonstrated here too much?

    and:

    The NY Times is reporting on a statement from US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales declaring that journalists may be prosecuted by the federal government for publishing classified information. On the 1st amendment ramifications: "'But it can't be the case that that right trumps over the right that Americans would like to see, the ability of the federal government to go after criminal activity,' he said. 'And so those two principles have to be accommodated.'" So our 1st amendment rights don't trump the right of the federal government to violate them?

    See where I'm going with this? Somebody needs to develop are robot that can tell the truth even when powerful people want the truth kept secret. I can think of a ton of uses for it already.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Bingo! by Illbay · · Score: 1

      Me, I think it's useful when American reporters don't divulge American secrets. Nice to keep everyone's head on their shoulders that way.

      --
      Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
    2. Re:Bingo! by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Me, I think it's useful when we don't have American secrets for reporters to divulge...
      I prefer accountability to ignorance.

      --
      No unauthorized use. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
    3. Re:Bingo! by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Me, I think it's useful when American reporters don't divulge American secrets.

      When something wrong is a secret: the right thing... the moral thing to do is to reveal the secret.

      The current system of the President deciding that the government can ignore the laws he finds annoying and then make a secret out of that is seriously messed up. But those checks and balances that might prevent such abuses are annoying and slow the government down in its pursuit of terrorists. So apparently, we should do without checks and balances.

      That it's happening more and more often is bad enough. That much of the population doesn't get pissed off about it is embarassing. You'd think that nobody in this country reads history. Or reads.

      Nice to keep everyone's head on their shoulders that way.

      Different kind of secret (exactly where troops are located). Nothing like the president directly violating a law (FISA). But thanks for trying to confuse the issue in support of the current president's propaganda campaign.

      Ross

    4. Re:Bingo! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Don't need that much history. Just consider the now and the future:

      Who is a greater danger to the USA? The President/Gov of the USA or the "enemy combatants" in Iraq?

      Who has caused more damage? Who has the potential to cause more damage? Who is more likely to cause more damage?

      BTW I heard the US Military's budget is the equivalent to the combined military budgets of the next top 20 military spending countries.

      I guess all that spending is not doing you all that much good. Not very cost-effective is it?

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    5. Re:Bingo! by Illbay · · Score: 1

      I agree. I think reporters should be held accountable when they commit treasonous acts.

      --
      Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
    6. Re:Bingo! by Illbay · · Score: 1
      Problem is: The ASSUMPTION is if the U.S. does it, it must be "wrong."

      Just finished three days of (among other things) watching old (and not so old) war movies, mostly of World War II. Couldn't help but think "what would our modern media have done with stories of Guadalcanal, Market Garden, Dresden, Battle of the Bulge?"

      The difference between "then" and "now," of course, is that there was a time when journalists were Americans first, and didn't think to sell their birthright for a mess of pottage (a chance at a Pulitzer). War is a dirty business, and the war we're fighting now is a heap more dangerous because the ENEMY we're fighting sneaks and skulks in the shadows.

      You people with your sniffery about "needing to get the truth out there" never stop to think that YOU and those like you would be the first to have your heads roll - literally - should our enemies ever gain advantage over us.

      You take full advantage of the violent defense of your carcasses, all the while taking pot-shots at those who put their lives on the line for your comfort and convenience.

      You stink.

      --
      Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
    7. Re:Bingo! by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Did you think that you refuted a single point I made? Or that you made a single point in your post?

      You take full advantage of the violent defense of your carcasses, all the while taking pot-shots at those who put their lives on the line for your comfort and convenience.

      My grandfather is retired military, my dad is retired military, I've worked closely with the military on security projects and know far better than you the score on that one. I like the military. I despise the government sending the brave people in that military off to die for a lie. Looks like you need a new hypothesis.

      You people with your sniffery about "needing to get the truth out there" never stop to think that YOU and those like you would be the first to have your heads roll - literally - should our enemies ever gain advantage over us.

      You've bought into the fear. There is no need to be this afraid. You've got a much higher chance of drowning in a pool than being killed by a terrorist. Take some personal responsibility for your self-defense and grow a backbone. As a gun owner and a fierce supporter of the 2nd amendment, I'm embarassed that you call yourself a conservative. Bush supporters all seem to have checked their manhood with their brains at the door.

      You stink.

      Well, I did just work in the yard. But you're gullible, and I can take a shower to fix the only stink on me.

      Little deluded neo-cons like yourself are vile little worms always willing to spend someone else's blood so that you can feel (but not be) a little safer. You've supported those who are making the US and the world less safe (there are more terrorists now because of Iraq). Every time a US soldier dies in Iraq I want to find a neo-con like yourself, knock you flat on your ass and scream: IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOU IGNORANT SHIT!

      It's your fault, you utterly ignorant fuck. You voted for him twice.

      Ross

  37. Number 5 is Alive! by MrSteveSD · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No disassemble, no disassemble! Sorry, I couldn't resist that.

  38. I'd watch it by Malakusen · · Score: 1

    Especially the hot Cylon part. Yay sin!

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    Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to conviction
  39. And THANK YOU! by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Dear Dave,

    As an American, I want to personally thank YOU for your service to this country.

  40. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    To all the responders asking "how can this be" -Anthropomorphism.

    People act that way towards their cars, too. At least, the dumber (jock type;) ones do.

  41. But don't ever forget. by AltGrendel · · Score: 1

    It was made by the lowest bidder.

    --
    The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination

    - Douglas Adams

  42. Why Corall Cache? by Ruvim · · Score: 1

    Hm... the link in summary points to msnbc.msn.com site... I wonder, does it really need to be CC'ed? I would think that msnbc has should be more then capable to withstand /.ing?

    1. Re:Why Corall Cache? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone is using the Slashdotter Firefox extension, eh?

    2. Re:Why Corall Cache? by Ruvim · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh... that explains it!

  43. Another Fine Article Summary by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    hdtv writes "Reuters is running a story that talks about the emotional bonds that US soldiers develop with the robots in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. The company, most famous on the US market for its Roomba vacuum cleaner

    What company? Reuters?

    I know we can't expect the editors to edit but could people please pay attention when they submit a story, since we all know that the editors are asshats?

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  44. We go on the offensive Muahahahahh... by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    what happens when a disgruntled employee has access to control mechanisms? what happens when military robots, funded by enormous global megacorporations, fall into the wrong hands? how will we human sdefend ourselves?
    http://robotcombat.com/store.html Ever watch battlebots on comedy central??
    --
    Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
    1. Re:We go on the offensive Muahahahahh... by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      They have robots, we have Chuck Norris.

  45. the Navy? by NeuroAcid · · Score: 1
    In March, iRobot won a $26 million U.S. Navy contract to provide an additional 213 PackBots for bomb-defusing duty, bringing the total value of Navy orders of its robots to more than $43 million.

    What the hell does the Navy need with ground robots?

    --
    "I don't need drugs to enjoy this, just to enhance it" - Otto
    1. Re:the Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell does the Navy need with ground robots?

      I'm guessing they are for the Marines, which are organizationally a part of the Navy.

    2. Re:the Navy? by FiveDollarYoBet · · Score: 1

      All of the services have EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal) units. The EOD unit attached to us in Iraq was Air Force. They were outside the wire more than all of the Army mechanics, postal clerks and other assorted rear area soldiers.

    3. Re:the Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, NO. There are Marines who would beat your ass for suggesting that they're part of the Navy. The U.S. Marine Corps is an independent branch of the military.

    4. Re:the Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the image on the page that you linked to. The USMC falls under the Department of the Navy. So when the "U.S. Navy" purchases something, it may very well go to the Marine Corps.

      Also, the Navy does have EOD and special forces, and carries out land-based assaults. They don't simply sail ships.

    5. Re:the Navy? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Both Marines and SeaBees have ample use for them. Google for why. :)

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
  46. Must get pretty lonely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must get pretty lonely in the desert wastes.

    Kind of explains Abu Ghraib.

  47. Can't believe it hasn't already been said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet they bond even more with the robots that fail to defuse the bomb.

  48. L. Ron Hoover by OhEd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is No one else reminded of 'Appliantology'?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe's_Garage

  49. on a personal note by BugDoomBug · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was in OIF I and OIF III. I can tell you while I didn't have a robot at any point you do develop these odd co-dependant relationships with certain items, more-so with the clunky ones for certain reasons. In OIF I it was our truck, named "Jihad Joe".

    The thing about Jihad Joe is it was a piece of crap, but it was our piece of crap retarded truck. We had to constantly work on it, we modified the hell out of it due to lack of parts and our special needs - spider webbing harnesses for storage, ghetto-rigged the cooling system, wired a DC converter to the battery and hooked a laptop into the SINGARS radio so we could do low-baudrate but secure data burst transmissions off of it (via hyper terminal, yes, very ghetto). The truck was constantly on the verge of death, got some bullet holes, took shrapnel, had a van friggin smash into the side of it, and it got a black eye (headlight busted out).

    However the truck saved us many times, and always responded well to our on the fly fixes we had to do while we were out in the city. We limped it back home on many occasions, and we lived out of the vehicle sleeping on it or in it for about 4 straight months and off and on during other periods.

    We became very attached to this, partially because we had to work on it so often and in so many ways. We had a co-dependant relationship, and we felt both sides recognized this. We wouldn't abandon it or scrap it, and in turn it would not leave us totally screwed, like some of the better vehicles that when they broke there was no getting them started again. Our truck was a member of our team.

    So, parallel that with these robots, the things are high maintenance, and anyone who has had to PMCS anything in the military can tell you that. these guys sweat keeping it running, and it in turn serves a specific function which helps keep them safe. They become unit mascots, a member of the team, much more than a piece of equipment. You are around these things all the time for a long period, you screw around with it in the barracks and get it to fetch your lighter for you or pour water on your sleeping roommate. It becomes one of the guys and develops a personality.

    In summary, just from personal experience, this is not surprising.

  50. I've lost R2! by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Interesting
    But reading the article, I thought of Star Wars.


    CHIEF: This R2 unit of your seems a bit beat up. Do you want a new
    one?

    LUKE: Not on your life! That little droid and I have been through a
    lot together. (to Artoo) You okay, Artoo?

    [later]

    LUKE: Oh, no!

    THREEPIO: Oh, my! Artoo! Can you hear me? Say something! (to mechanic)
    You can repair him, can't you?

    TECHNICIAN: We'll get to work on him right away.

    THREEPIO: You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits or gears
    will help, I'll gladly donate them.


  51. happens to me with PCs, too. by schweini · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess i am not the only one here that feels a certain 'bond' to my primary PCs, and i really try to give them somthing useful (routing, fileserving, whatever) to do after i can't use them as my primary workstations anymore. Nonsense, if you think about it, but i still do it.
    What i found most interesting about this 'bonding' was to figure out exactly what i was bonding to: if i replace a video-card, some RAM or even the CPU, i still 'feel' as if it's the same machine, even though it obviously isn't. I guess i could change any component, one after the other, and still feel that bond. Thus,, this bonding mechanism (for me, at least), works on a more conceptual level.
    Isn't this the same way we bond to other living beings? Like a long-lost friend that might be about 99% different than the last time we saw him, yet still consider him our friend?

    1. Re:happens to me with PCs, too. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      You bond to the overall environment of stored documents, personalised settings and the thousand and one things that differentiate a fresh vanilla OS install from a machine you've been hammering on for five years. Internal hardware upgrades matter no more than a friend improving an old skill. External cases don't matter unless you've modded it yourself - investing some personalization in it. Otherwise it's nothing more than a friend wearing a different colored T-shirt. It's the settings, the history of documents, the countless tweaks to shape it more and more to your own way of working, which make a computer 'personality'. (And occasionally the hardware, if you've personalised it.)

  52. Not that unusual by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    So what? My wife had an emotional bond with our '92 Stanza. She almost cried when we gave it up three years ago. Just because these machines are robots doesn't make them more subject to anthropomorphization by their users. Soldiers and airmen have always named their tanks and planes and treated them like family.

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    Proverbs 21:19
  53. And yet the AK-47... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    had what some would call "major tolerance issues"... the parts didn't fit together nearly as tight as the M-16, yet you could drop your Ak-47 into a puddle, roll it around in the sand a little bit, wipe the dirt off with your sleeve real quick, and go back to shooting. Sometimes making things fit "perfectly" doesn't work out "perfectly"

    1. Re:And yet the AK-47... by Martin+Foster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not necessarily the same use however. Canadian doctrine tells you that you can engage the enemy effectively at 400 meters with the C7 (M16 variant) with section strength. You can't do that with an AK-47.

      In Vietnam sure this was not an advantage, but imagine those few times when your section can mow down oncoming enemy from a comfortable distance. Because what you have is essentially a precision rifle with the ability to fire in repetition.

      There are other advantages to the M16, the ammunition is far lighter. That means you can carry a lot more of it, the more you have, the longer you can typically last in a conflict. Assuming you have a cleaning kit with you to prevent jams.

  54. Brokebot Mountain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wish I could quit you C3PO ... I wish I could quit you!

    1. Re:Brokebot Mountain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had modpoints.

    2. Re:Brokebot Mountain by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

      I wish I had posted this eariler. However, because you guys are cowards, I get your modpoints! LOL!

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      The Rapture is NOT an exit strategy.
  55. Sad by javamann · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Kinda sad that after three year since "Mission Accomplished" it is still an environment that they need robots.

  56. Re:emotional bonds by greenegg77 · · Score: 1

    Have you asked what emotional bonds the Kurds formed with the guys who gassed them?

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    --- This .sig for sale - $500 OBO.
  57. The future of bonding by HitScan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dave: Hal, could you...?
    HAL: Don't ask, don't tell Dave.

    --
    HitScan
  58. OIF 3 by FiveDollarYoBet · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I was in OIF 3 and we did a lot of 'escort the EOD guys' missions. I wouldn't say that we developed an attachment to their robots but I know that without them those EOD guys would've been hating life.

    And yes, we did name them.... The big one was Johnny 5, the little one was Johnny 2 1/2.

  59. Re:emotional bonds by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Wrong analogy. I was talking of pro-American Iraqis in my post. Talking about guerilla Iraqis would be off-topic. Topic is forming emotional bonds on one side of the fireline.

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  60. Bonding with bomb defusing tech by The+Seventh+Sign · · Score: 1

    The only peice of technological hardware that is advance as the US Of A's tech is that little Droid. It is not surprising to see the soldiers bond to it because it reminds tham of home. But in the interest of saving their lives I suggest the military remind the folks to mind thier surroundings. They are not at Home and the natives do not like us.

    It is nice to have a Friend save your life but the true friends are the folks at iRobot who made these little wonder machines. So Soldiers take heed drop them a line everytime your life was saved by one of thier toys.

    TSS

  61. Re:Then you should know better.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    no, he wishes that a robot had been available to disable the bomb or mine that blew off a his leg and/or arm while he was performing a job so you could make idiotic comments on the internet. the world never has been a safe place and never will be, so put down the joint and face reality.

  62. Slashdot tells me I need a subject here. by fo0bar · · Score: 1
  63. Superglue by Ranger · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The only thing that'll bond a soldier to a robot is superglue. Someone's watched Star Wars one too many times. It's a machine. If you put the robot in a larger context, we do develop emotional attachments to cars and boats. And we tend to anthropomorphize things like that. There are times when you bang your head on a car trunk lid that you'd wish it could feel pain and you wish you could knock the crap out of it.

    Calling it a bond is the wrong word. A toaster cannot tell you it loves you. Well unless someone installs a chip that has a pre-recorded voice with a tiny speaker and it goes off when the toast pops. I like my car and I take care of it. I do not feel affection for it and if it were to be totalled I'd be upset. We also develop a love-hate attitude towards Windows which is a piece of software. Some people love the MacOS, some people even love computer languages (Perl, Python, PHP).

    The soldiers may develop a strong attachment to a device that can save their life and lives of others, but it's not a bond because the robot can't return the emtion.

    --
    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
    1. Re:Superglue by BugDoomBug · · Score: 0

      See on that I beg to differ (see my post above).

      When you form a co-dependant relationship with a piece of machinery although it cannot be measured in any scientific way at least to the individuals involved the machine can appear to bond back with them.

      When it happens to you and you develop a relationship with a vehicle, robot, whatever, it does feel two ways and often acts that way. Case in point are the people who have inherint affinity for machines and computers (they fix themselves around us), people who have a car that will only start for them, and in our case the ability to have the vehicle limp back to base and always start up on some ghetto hackjob fix we'd do when she broke down.

      Like a friend, sometimes they have to collapse, but like a friend they will always hold out when you need them most.

    2. Re:Superglue by mikael · · Score: 1

      The soldiers may develop a strong attachment to a device that can save their life and lives of others, but it's not a bond because the robot can't return the emotion.


      But every machine will have its own quirks - maybe the brake/steering system on one machine is slower than other machines, so it tends to bump into things and behave like an excited puppy. Or maybe it is slightly slower and appears more mellow.

      Those are purely mechanical effects, but they do give each machine a unique personality. Car reviewers and test pilots report that different models of cars and aeroplanes have their own "personalities" due to the level of responsiveness.

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  64. A little over the top by 1337p1rt3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a civilian (and a reader of history), let me say, whaaaaat? The only thing that stops our armies invading any resource-rich country they desire is the marine deaths. Ask any American, the death toll in Iraq is around about 3,000. They don't even consider the lives of the "enemy", or the civilians caught in the crossfire. Once that 3,000 figure was met, the opinion "back home" changed dramatically. Add one more zero to that, and you get the certified, double-checked list of civilian casualties. A number I've NEVER seen mentioned on TV news.

    Wow! Social-Political overload. I can tell you read a lot of history; your evidence is so overwhelming and compeling. Heck..you should have a job with the NSA. I cant imagine why you arent president. Enlighten all of us; why would the "Marines Deaths" prevent "our Armies" from "invading resource rich countries?" As if the death of a fellow Marine or soldier really means something to you. To you its a number that you can use to make a point; to those who have served (including myself having spent 2 years in Iraq) they are what we refer to as friends...say it with me now...F-R-I-E-N-D-S...friends, yay you got it.

    Do you honestly think these robots are going to make the world a safer place? You are talking about a future where our leaders can wage war without any repercussions? No fallout once the flag-draped coffins start getting fed-exed home? Surely as a veteran you realise that this cannot be good?

    Do you honestly think the point of the robot is to make the WHOLE WORLD a safer place? Think smaller; think making the American soldier a safer person. Oh, "flag-draped coffins" dont come in Fed-X we use DHL now. That is the dumbest remark I have ever heard. They are fly in on military planes escorted by the military. Uhm...turn the page history reader. The book is better when you get past the cover

    9-11 was a direct result of our meddling in the middle east. Now we have robots to do our dirty work, do you think that's going to improve the situation? Is it going to "win hearts & minds", "shock and awe" or just downright, extreme, suicidal hatred? Your children can answer that for you...

    9-11 was not America's fault but thanks for that once again biased history lesson. Robots are not going to improve anything. That is not the point of the robots we use. The military uses them to take safty precautions so a life can be spared should the bomb go off. Would it be better if there were no robots so that you could add to that 3000 you so diligantly keep track of? God forbid we call these numbers people, worse American soldiers. So save the history lesson Aristotle; and spare us your blind, bias, judgemental and otherwise pointless view of the war in Iraq.

    1. Re:A little over the top by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1, Troll
      Enlighten all of us; why would the "Marines Deaths" prevent "our Armies" from "invading resource rich countries?" As if the death of a fellow Marine or soldier really means something to you.

      You seem to have picked me up wrong; I'm not saying that I care any more or less than the next guy. That wasn't my point. And I appreciate your point of view having been there, seriously. I do know a couple folk that have served in Iraq (and are just now), but they don't talk about it much so I would be bullshiting to try and pretend I had a clue what it all about. But onto my point:

      Why do you think it took a FOIA request to get photographs of the returning dead? Body bags coming home turn war opinion more than anything else in our culture. The civilian deaths are a sidenote, if ever mentioned. Human nature I guess.

      Stalin, who was a bit of an expert on the whole buisiness of killing innocent people said: "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic". To our leaders, that's what the troops are, numbers. My point is that if we start deploying robots to do more and more combat operations, we will lose the one thing that prevents a lot of war; the deaths and injury of our own troops. Ultimately that can cause leaders to fall, the same leaders who make the war.

      If war becomes policially cheaper, then we will see more of it.

      Oh, "flag-draped coffins" dont come in Fed-X we use DHL now. That is the dumbest remark I have ever heard. They are fly in on military planes escorted by the military.

      Did you honsestly think I meant that literally? Shit, sorry, was just a figure of speach. I have seen the photos you know, you don't see many fedex planes in those colours...

      9-11 was not America's fault but thanks for that once again biased history lesson.

      Em, yes it was. Unless you genuinely believe the "they hate freedom" bit. Bin Ladens main personal beef was the presence of US troops on Saudi soil. This is well documented. It was a direct result of your foreign policies of the past 40 years. They aren't attacking countries like Holland or Canada. And in 2005 the first ever suicide bombing in Western Europe (a large and diverse area politically) was done by people who specificly stated the UK's involvment in Iraq as their reasoning.

    2. Re:A little over the top by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      we will lose the one thing that prevents a lot of war;
      Sorry, the thing that prevents a lot of war is costs outweigh the benefits(ie. the economics don't work out), not peoples' deaths. Though I appreciate your mickey mouse belief that enough deaths will mean an end to war. A common thought after the proliferation of the crossbow, machine gun, and nuclear weapons. Sorry, history hasn't proven that thesis true. As for this point Bin Ladens main personal beef was the presence of US troops on Saudi soil., sorry Bin Laden was mad that US. troops c-blocked his Mujahideen fighters from taking over Saudi Arabia during Desert storm. He(Bin Laden) wants to control the holy land. We(the US) just happened to be in the way.

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    3. Re:A little over the top by ksheff · · Score: 1

      And in 2005 the first ever suicide bombing in Western Europe

      Suicide and other forms of terrorist bombings were going on in Western Europe long before 2005. Thank Jimmy Carter for getting this mess started.
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    4. Re:A little over the top by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Sorry, the thing that prevents a lot of war is costs outweigh the benefits(ie. the economics don't work out), not peoples' deaths.

      Wrong. Not in a democracy. We could invade Saudi Arabia tomorrow if we wanted, economically it would work out. What's preventing it is public opinion. The current US administration has been trying to invade Iraq since 1998, they practically got elected to achieve this goal. What gave them the ability to pull it off was the public opinion and fear from 9/11.

      Though I appreciate your mickey mouse belief that enough deaths will mean an end to war.

      I never said that. Just because the old adage about machine guns stopping war is false, it doesn't mean that the opposite is also false. As I've repeatively said, the one thing that changes public opinion on war is bodies coming home. We don't care about the civilian cost, nor the enemy fighters (sorry, "terrorists"), and sadly we don't give a shit about soldiers getting injured either.

    5. Re:A little over the top by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Not in a democracy. We could invade Saudi Arabia tomorrow if we wanted, economically it would work out. Sorry 5 dollar a gallon gasoline(that's what it would hit in the spot markets if the US even hinted at doing such a thing) would stop an invasion of Saudi Arabia faster than a million body bags in Dover. And that old adage wasn't just proved false once, pretty much every time man invents a more efficent means of killing, some misguided individual believes it to herald the end of war(see crossbow and nuclear weapons)

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    6. Re:A little over the top by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I think that's not such a great way to prevent unnecessary wars.

      You think sociopathic leaders really care about "sending our soldiers to die"? They don't really. Lots of troops dying is just a cost-benefit factor to them.

      My suggestion therefore is that before a Proposal for an _offensive_ war is approved, there has to be a referendum. If there aren't enough positive votes (say 66%), the people involved in the war proposal are put on _death_row_.

      Then at a convenient time another referendum is taken: a "Redemption" one, if there aren't enough positive votes for a condemned person that person is executed after a suitable waiting period - so if people just stay home or do whatever they want and not bother voting, good riddance to unwanted politicians.

      If in the end it turns out that a war was justified, if that person was already executed, they get the equivalent of a purple heart or whatever award dead soldiers get, and their families get some pension, and some official ceremony or something to remember them blah blah blah.

      If it turns out there was deception involved in getting a proposal passed, the people involved get put on death row.

      The other notable effects:

      More soldiers would be more willing to fight because they know their leaders were willing to risk their own lives AND >=66% of their citizens think that the war is called for.

      The enemy soldiers would feel more at ease at defending themselves even up to the point of wiping out the attacking country - after all >=66% of citizens wanted the war.

      This way, it is more certain that if a country and its citizens want war they will get a _real_ war. And if citizens don't want a war they are less likely to somehow stumble into one (if you are another country why bother attacking such a country in self defense - just convince that country's citizens not to vote and you'll be fine and possibly rid of troublesome leaders).

      I think this is a lot more _fair_.

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    7. Re:A little over the top by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      And that old adage wasn't just proved false once, pretty much every time man invents a more efficent means of killing, some misguided individual believes it to herald the end of war(see crossbow and nuclear weapons)

      Do you not understand that this works in the opposite way? The adage you mention (which I've heard many times before) is about more lethal weapons. Using combat droids is the complete opposite, which is my whole point that I seem to be failing to get across. It just got more palitable to the population that must back the war in a democracy. Expect more war and more "combat operations" in other locations.

  65. Betsy and the Old Pioneer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is my axe Betsy! She's been with me for fourty years! Had three new handles an' two new heads, but she's never let me down!

    This sort of thing has been going on since ther were People!

  66. But what will the Iraqi soldier think??? by Psionicist · · Score: 1

    Fry: Wait you're the only friend I have...
    Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
    Fry: Yeah ever since I was six.
    Bender: Well, ok but I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

  67. I can relate by Scud · · Score: 1
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  68. You're confusing *this* war with all wars by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only thing that stops our armies invading any resource-rich country they desire is the marine deaths.

    If South Korea were attacked by North Korea, and the US intervened, would America's use of mine-clearing robots be a good thing, or a bad thing? Whether you're talking about a "just" war or an "unjust" war, the soldier or marine on the ground just wants to stay alive. If robots can help him stay alive, that's a good thing - just like body armor, kevlar helmets, better military medicine, and so on.

    If history has shown us anything, it is that humans will kill each other. The machinegun was going to end all wars. Dynamite was going to end all wars. The atom bomb was going to end all wars. Something tells me mine-clearing robots isn't going to make much of a difference one way or another in the grand calculation about whether we go to war or not. It will, however, make a whole lot of difference to the guys on the ground.

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    1. Re:You're confusing *this* war with all wars by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      If South Korea were attacked by North Korea, and the US intervened, would America's use of mine-clearing robots be a good thing, or a bad thing?

      Why is it always a scenario where you come to the rescue of the little poor guy? :-) That's hollywood, not the past 40 years of reality...not passing judgement, we've been at it for hundreds of years on this side of the pond.

      Of course if NK attacked the south they would be useful, if you wanted to actually clear the barrier.

      The machinegun was going to end all wars. Dynamite was going to end all wars. The atom bomb was going to end all wars. Something tells me mine-clearing robots isn't going to make much of a difference one way or another in the grand calculation about whether we go to war or not.

      That's my point. The whole "end all wars" thing never works. However, in a democracy the decission to go to war, especially a "prememtive strike" as we seem to be calling this one, public opinion is key to getting that. And troop deaths mean a lot.

    2. Re:You're confusing *this* war with all wars by Infonaut · · Score: 1

      Why is it always a scenario where you come to the rescue of the little poor guy? :-) That's hollywood, not the past 40 years of reality...not passing judgement, we've been at it for hundreds of years on this side of the pond.

      That's obviously not the only scenario. The obvious contra-example is Vietnam. But what about peacekeeping operations like the UN mission in Bosnia? Most European and US military operations involve some form of peacemaking/peacekeeping. Making things more dangerous for soldiers involved in such missions for the sake of making a political point about Iraq seems callous to me.

      And troop deaths mean a lot.

      Especially to the troops who die. Your point seems to be that more soldiers (people) dying is a good thing. I understand your frustration with the Iraq operation. I was opposed to it before the US launched the invasion, and I still think it was a catastrophically stupid move. But I still think using robots to help save soldiers' lives is a good thing, and not using them so we'll have more casualties is unfairly placing more risk on soldiers, who after all, weren't the ones who voted Bush into office or rubber-stamped the invasion. That was the fault of American voters and their elected representatives.

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  69. Redundant??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would whoever modded the parent post "redundant" please point to the preceding post which it is a duplicate of? Nothing in the article, and no preceding posts made the point this one did.

    Modding something "redundant" just because you don't like it is abuse of the system. Moderating it "redundant" because you do like it is stupid. The only reason to tag something redundant is when it's redundant which this post, regardless of its merits, wasn't.

  70. Anybody ever felt that way about a PC/program? by patio11 · · Score: 2, Funny
    My mother anthropomorphizes her computer to a degree thats crazy (I swear, if I told her sacrificing a squirrel on the keyboard would get rid of popups... fear for the local wildlife). I'm not quite that bad, but I almost did feel... wrong when I started using my new Dell after 5 years with my last one. Like the feel of a new baseball glove you haven't broken in yet, you know? OK, so maybe thats the wrong analogy on slashdot...

    And I know I do it all the time with programs. Who *hasn't* said "Come on baby, work with me here, no NPE no NPE no NPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE YOU!"

  71. Natural by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    I guess it's natural to miss something that risk its life every day so you can come back home in one piece. If it blows off, you'll always know it could have been you.

  72. Ask a paramedic by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If somebody depends on a piece of equipment to protect his life, he develops a bond to it. For example, motorcyclists (seasoned ones, anyway) ride with a heavy thought in their mind: "If I fuck this up, I die." Then they move in a certain way and the bike moves like it's a part of them and they're both out of trouble. Riders really, really bond with their bikes, 'cause their bikes keep them happy and alive.

    So if you ever have a conversation with a paramedic, ask them about bike accidents they've responded to. Ask them what the motorcyclist keeps saying over and over again. The guy will have bone sticking out of his leg, and all he'll say is, "Dude! Is my bike okay?"

    Seasoned EMTs have a canned response: "Couple of dings, paint's scratched, but she'll be fine." Once you get that thought of the rider's head you can get around to the "oriented times three" questions.

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  73. Roomba Performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Roomba Discovery has trouble even with my (small and light kitchen and dining room) rugs WITH tassles. It sometimes sucks up the edges as it crawls over. And it has trouble with my rug with tassles. So I remove all three rugs before using it, which is a pain because 2 of them are under furniture. Cords can be a problem too. But I still find it easier than using my "real" vacuum, though it doesn't do quite as good of a job. I spread cumin seeds on my hardwood floors before the last time I used it, and it picked up maybe 90% of them. Overall, I like it. But it is no miracle robot. I hope the mine detecting robots are better.

  74. Final touch missing... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...breasts

  75. Re:Then you should know better.... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    The character Col. Jessep from A Few Good Men said it best...

    "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

  76. Daddy? Daddy? by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    Are you my Daddy? Where's my Daddy! I want my Daddy!

  77. Reference for further reading on M-16 by fantomas · · Score: 1

    A good study of the development of the M-16 and the problems that arose is in the following book:

    'The American Army and the M-16 rifle' In The social shaping of technology.
    MacKenzie, D and Wajcman, J (eds.) Milton Keynes: Open University Press

  78. Obligatory... by SkewlD00d · · Score: 1

    Lucy Liu Robot: You're one sexy man [mechanical voice] Philip J. Fry!

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  79. Re:Then you should know better.... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.

    "Guarded"? Is this by the Department of Defence? And if I recall correctly, that film was partly set in Cuba, a country that has never attacked the USA, yet has been attacked by you on several occasions for purely idealogical reasons. Iraq has never attacked America. The Talliban has never attacked America, in fact they were allies & business partners until very recently. Their faux-pa was to demand evidence before handing over a suspect. We have supported and continue to support far more represive regimes than them.

    I understand the point you are making, but when you are usually the agressor the rhetoric is a little paper-thin.

  80. Are they made by Steve jobs? by wobbilycol · · Score: 1

    Sounds like Apple fans, getting emotionally attached and over excited by a piece of technology.

  81. Re:Then you should know better.... by LS · · Score: 1

    Your point boils down to this: "Ok peacenik, if we get rid of the military, then who is gonna defend you when the invaders come?"

    The flaw with this argument? The military ARE the invaders, no matter what side they are on. The military, and invaders, and terrorists and other violent criminals across the world are all in the same class of people, and pacifists want to see this entire class converted to peaceful peoples, not just in their own country, but across the world. Of course getting rid of the military and its negative trappings in only your country would be a suicidal move. Now eliminating this class of people across the world would result in no more invaders, and therefore no need to defend the walls, or even have walls for that matter.

    Is this realistic? Definitely not in the short term, probably not even in the next century. This is because you can't just get rid of violence. With the current mindset the violent class has, they will take advantage of anyone else putting down their weapons. You would have to change the culture and the way people look at the world to a more brotherly, helpful, empathetic view, instead of a competitive, hierarchical, selfish view. In fact, as a realist, I believe we will likely annihilate ourselves before ever achieving world peace. Anyway, my point is that you don't understand where the pacifist is coming from.

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  82. Money Saving Tip O the Day by computechnica · · Score: 1

    To dispose of IEDs on a budget you simply need a RC toy Battlebot and a 1/4 Lb of C-4 with a remote detonater. Send it out for a single mission cost of less than $100.
    Reference: Tremors 2 & Dead Pool.

  83. Re:Then you should know better.... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    The human race is by its very nature violent. We would not have survived to become the dominant species on this planet if this were not so. The natural order of things among the other species on this planet is competitive, heirarchical, and selfish. There will always be people in this world who resort to violence as the final and ultimate court of appeal and thus there will always be a need for protection from that violence. Indeed, the entire order of our civilization, the polite and lawful society, is built upon that intrinsic threat of violence, up to and including deadly force. I understand where the pacifist is coming from and most people would agree that their goals are noble and worthy. However, we disagree on the means to best achieve those goals. If you want peace then prepare for war.

  84. Re:Then you should know better.... by TheLink · · Score: 1

    How about my suggestion?

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  85. This is my robot, this is my gun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is my robot, this is my gun!
    This is for defusing bombs, this is for fun!

    Without my robot I am nothing ... without me my robot is nothing ...

    (adapted from Full Metal Jacket ... )