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Not to mention that, as an Austrian native, he can never legally be president.

Famed nigger icon Johnnie Cochran passed away today following an extended and erotic bout with highly potent Gay Nigger AIDS. Reports from his surviving harem of young black males indicate that Cochran first received the holy seed last year at a secret ceremony in Japan.

"Cochran was a willing recipient of my AIDS-infested manly output," said GNAA president Timecop, pausing from his breakfast of collard greens and discarded shorts.

"I will always remember his shaft as being particularly wide and penetrating," admitted famed African JiZZy to an uninterested Popeyes phone operator, referring to a 2003 sweaty encounter with Johnnie in a Kansas City shower. In IRC, elite nubian malaclypse lauded the departed lawyer, stating "HE STOLE FROM THE JEWS AND GAVE TO THE POOR" and then ejaculating all over his monitor. "That's the third time this month," remarked resident sex-slave Grog, who eagerly lapped up the spilled seed.

Special services for Cochran will be held in the official channel of GNAA, #gnaa on irc.gnaa.us. Attendees are invited to bring bottles of EROS brand lubricant and Macintosh computers for the following festivities. Female creatures need not apply.

About Johnnie Cochran

Johnnie Cochran was born to a family of former slaves in 1937. Throughout his youth he came into contact with many of GNAA's agents, who successfully inculcated the values of trolling and homosexuality in his fertile mind.

Cochran's trolling career started in 1995 with his successful defeat of the odious female Marsha Clark in a Los Angeles courtroom. Though America subsequently had a nice day, Cochran continued to be an object of much masturbation and insertion among loyal gay niggers everywhere.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official serve

Famed nigger icon Johnnie Cochran passed away today following an extended and erotic bout with highly potent Gay Nigger AIDS. Reports from his surviving harem of young black males indicate that Cochran first received the holy seed last year at a secret ceremony in Japan.

"Cochran was a willing recipient of my AIDS-infested manly output," said GNAA president Timecop, pausing from his breakfast of collard greens and discarded shorts.

"I will always remember his shaft as being particularly wide and penetrating," admitted famed African JiZZy to an uninterested Popeyes phone operator, referring to a 2003 sweaty encounter with Johnnie in a Kansas City shower. In IRC, elite nubian malaclypse lauded the departed lawyer, stating "HE STOLE FROM THE JEWS AND GAVE TO THE POOR" and then ejaculating all over his monitor. "That's the third time this month," remarked resident sex-slave Grog, who eagerly lapped up the spilled seed.

Special services for Cochran will be held in the official channel of GNAA, #gnaa on irc.gnaa.us. Attendees are invited to bring bottles of EROS brand lubricant and Macintosh computers for the following festivities. Female creatures need not apply.

About Johnnie Cochran

Johnnie Cochran was born to a family of former slaves in 1937. Throughout his youth he came into contact with many of GNAA's agents, who successfully inculcated the values of trolling and homosexuality in his fertile mind.

Cochran's trolling career started in 1995 with his successful defeat of the odious female Marsha Clark in a Los Angeles courtroom. Though America subsequently had a nice day, Cochran continued to be an object of much masturbation and insertion among loyal gay niggers everywhere.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect

Famed nigger icon Johnnie Cochran passed away today following an extended and erotic bout with highly potent Gay Nigger AIDS. Reports from his surviving harem of young black males indicate that Cochran first received the holy seed last year at a secret ceremony in Japan.

"Cochran was a willing recipient of my AIDS-infested manly output," said GNAA president Timecop, pausing from his breakfast of collard greens and discarded shorts.

"I will always remember his shaft as being particularly wide and penetrating," admitted famed African JiZZy to an uninterested Popeyes phone operator, referring to a 2003 sweaty encounter with Johnnie in a Kansas City shower. In IRC, elite nubian malaclypse lauded the departed lawyer, stating "HE STOLE FROM THE JEWS AND GAVE TO THE POOR" and then ejaculating all over his monitor. "That's the third time this month," remarked resident sex-slave Grog, who eagerly lapped up the spilled seed.

Special services for Cochran will be held in the official channel of GNAA, #gnaa on irc.gnaa.us. Attendees are invited to bring bottles of EROS brand lubricant and Macintosh computers for the following festivities. Female creatures need not apply.

About Johnnie Cochran

Johnnie Cochran was born to a family of former slaves in 1937. Throughout his youth he came into contact with many of GNAA's agents, who successfully inculcated the values of trolling and homosexuality in his fertile mind.

Cochran's trolling career started in 1995 with his successful defeat of the odious female Marsha Clark in a Los Angeles courtroom. Though America subsequently had a nice day, Cochran continued to be an object of much masturbation and insertion among loyal gay niggers everywhere.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect

That would make sense except it hasn't killed competetion in the media player market. Look at how many there are. Media players seem to be a particularly bad example to jump on.

Perhaps the EC wants to help keep it that way instead of whacking the media player market over the head and carting it off?

Microsoft has pretty much set the price of a media player at $0, while recovering its media player development costs from OS licencing. Anyone else wanting to compete in this market pretty much needs to keep their developemnt and licencing costs around $0 or find other ways to try to maintain themselves as a going concern. This is a pretty effective barrier to competition.

From there, Microsoft is also benefiting from a "network" effect, where the simple fact that they give everyone their media player with their OS, makes others more likely to make content, offers, etc. for the Microsoft Media Player. Again, a pretty powerful force against competition.

Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

No, no black helicopters.

It's going to be Wesley Snipes.

What do you mean hot women? I thought Brazil was just full of ugly old english men? Brazil [imdb.com]

Just thought it up, though others may have done the same...sort of a take on Apple's "1984" commercial:

In 2005 the country of Brazil will start using Linux as it's prefered operating system and you'll see why Brazil won't be like Brazil

Was Tom Hanks Questioned? Anybody remember Mazes and Monsters?

And then they will call it

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG

Holy crap, is it 2016 already? *checks watch* Whew, you had me going there.

"I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!"

"This is a Unix system. I know this!"

you seem to forget quite fast..
Clinton (president of the USofA) lied
Georges W. Bush (president of the USofA) lied

so please don't tell me you are supprised to learn that
american corpo lie too.


I did login just for that comment.

get a clue


"Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired,
go back to bed America, your government is in control again.
Here, here's American Gladiators.
Watch this,
shut up,
go back to bed America,
here is American Gladiators,
here is 56 channels of it!
Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and
congratulate you on living in the land of freedom.
Here you go America
you are free to do what we tell you!
You are free to do what we tell you!"

djeee will you /ever/ get a clue... ?

That's GRAMMER, you twit!

What does Grammer have to do with grammar? Or Slashdot?

that the most common passwords are god, sex, love, and secret.

As well as Free Enterprise.

Wrong, Marc

It's seems to me like it's more of a nod to Harve Bennett, who according to my Bathroom Reader (the purple one titled "Ultra Absorbent") pitched this exact same idea about 15 years ago. Apparently, Rodenberry was not fond of the idea and killed it off by spreading rumors that Bennett planned to make a movie along the lines of the Police Academy series.

Or even better, a TV series based on David Weber's Honor Harrington character, possibly back at Saganami Island.

And maybe get Famke Jansen to play Honor Harrington.

He's got a regular gig on "Boston Legal", so no, he's not hurting for money. IMDb is your friend.

What has [Shatner] done SINCE then?

Stuff.

My primary point is that this is an easy question to answer, it need not be merely rhetorical. But nothing other than Star Trek jumps out at me. I didn't even know TekWar made it to a television series.

When I look at Microsoft that way, I think of the first Predator movie, with the well armed troops, shooting around at random, and hitting nothing.

Poncho: Nowhere, not a fucking trace, no blood, no bodies, we hit nothing!

Here is what imdb has to say about the first series: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068049/.

And here's the second series: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083455/

The joke is that the final scene of the series closer for the second series is where Bob wakes up in the bedrooom from his first series with his co-star/wife from the first series (Susan Pleshette) and says, "Honey, I've just had the strangest dream." or words to that effect.

Here is a good write-up about Newhart in general: http://www.80sxchange.com/bios/bob_newhart.html

Here is what imdb has to say about the first series: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068049/.

And here's the second series: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083455/

The joke is that the final scene of the series closer for the second series is where Bob wakes up in the bedrooom from his first series with his co-star/wife from the first series (Susan Pleshette) and says, "Honey, I've just had the strangest dream." or words to that effect.

Here is a good write-up about Newhart in general: http://www.80sxchange.com/bios/bob_newhart.html

Well yes, that is mean... But it's somewhat less mean than murder and embezzlement...

Yes but it's not like the gov't hasn't done those things as well.

But the point stands that this will only catch small-timers that aren't smart enough to set up encrypted communications.

Except that wiretaps are too expensive to use to catch small-timers. But they're oh so useful for going after suspected communists/homosexuals/terrorists/politcal leaders. And with former iran/contra henchmen on staff, you can bet the current adminstration would never do anything of the sort, right?

Anyone who thinks that big organized crime doesn't have their own IT guys who know this stuff forwards and backwards, and set up secure communications and encrypted storage for their bosses is a fool.

Which makes me think of the movie "Sneakers".

Nail 'em! MGM, after all, are the ones responsible for unleashing Unspeakable upon us... quite possibly the worst film of all time, bar none. Oh yeah, and that whole thing about being severe douches on P2P and so on. There should be some clause in the ruling requiring that movies like that be released solely on P2P, so that no one will feel like they've spent their hard-earned money on them. Jesus, but it was that bad...

And he's putting out the Enron movie. Finally, someone spending Bubble money on something as worthwhile as Aeron chairs!

Because, if it is, we all know what happens when you cross the streams.

I found this trivia from IMDB quite refreshing:

# After a poor Hollywood experience in the early-'90s, Frank Miller refused to relinquish the movie rights to any of his comic works, "Sin City" in particular. Robert Rodriguez, a longtime fan of the comic, filmed his own "audition" for the director's spot in secret. The footage, shot in early 2004, featured Josh Hartnett and Marley Shelton acting out the "Sin City" short-story "The Customer is Always Right". He presented the finished footage to Miller with the proclamation: "If you like this, this will be the opening to the movie. If not, you'll have your own short film to show your friends." Miller approved of the footage and the film was underway. Rodriguez also screened the footage for each of the actors he wanted to cast in the film - all of whom are reported to have been instantly amazed.

# Rodriguez, who credits Miller's visual style in the comic as relevant as his own in the film, insisted that Miller receive a "co-director" credit with him. The Directors' Guild of America would not allow it. As a result, Rodriguez resigned from the DGA, saying "It was easier for me to quietly resign before shooting because otherwise I'd be forced to make compromises I was unwilling to make or set a precedent that might hurt the guild later on." Unfortunately, by resigning from the DGA, Rodriguez was also forced to relinquish his director's seat on the film John Carter of Mars (2006) (at the time "A Princess of Mars" after the book on which it was based) for Paramount. Rodriguez had already signed-on and been announced as director of that film when the DGA situation took place, planning to begin filming soon after wrapping this film.

Hartman: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?

Joker: Sir, no sir!

Hartman: Well Private Joker! I don't believe I heard you correctly.

Joker: Sir, the private said "No sir!", sir!

Hartman: Well, you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!

...

Hartman: Are you trying to OFFEND me?

Joker: Sir, negative sir! Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong, and the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir!

Hartman: Who's your squad leader, scumbag?

Joker: Sir, the private's leader is Private Snowball, sir.

Hartman: Private Snowball!

Snowball: Sir! Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!

Hartman: Private Snowball, you're fired! Private Joker is promoted to squad leader.

Snowball: Sir, aye aye sir!

Hartman: Disapear scumbag!

Snowball: Sir, aye aye sir!

Hartman: Private Pyle!

Pyle: Sir, Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir!

Hartman: Private Pyle, from now on, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you WILL bunk with him. He'll teach you everything, he'll teach you how to pee!

Pyle: Sir, yes sir!

Hartman: Private Joker is silly and he's he ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough.

"We wunt to be togevvah" - That was Mark Williams...

Come on, all Max Payne fans should have had their appetites sated by Payback with Mel Gibson.
The voiceover sound and attitude of the whole film is totally Max Payne :)

Rad.

And don't anyone start whining about how a movie can never be exactly the same as the novel it's based on -- first of all it was a short story, and second the entire premise of the movie was changed from a logic play on Hofstadterish self-reference to a run-of-the-mill "I was framed!" whodunit.

And don't even get me started on the product placement.

Enough said

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000229/

E.T, Jurassic Park Series, Back to the Future Series, Batteries Not Included, Men In Black just to name a few.

All of those are classics or wee massively popular, some are both (not going to categorize here)

Not the greatest contributor ot SciFi of all time but definitely certianly a candidate for the hall of fame.

yeah. i had high hopes for a prequel series when the buzz started up about it... i think i first read about it on /. actually

but as soon as the first episode started up and that... song... oozed out of the speakers... sweet mother of crap, that was awful. it killed the mood, shat on the entire majesty and nobility of the journey into the unknown that makes trek, well Trek.

even TNG, on its worst wesley crusherest of days, still kept the spirit alive, though it was sitting in a corner, crying a little. a big part of it was characters like picard, but, as with a lot of the best movies and series, one of the characters was the music. in my mind, enterprise was DOA in that department.

well, that and the decision to make enterprise's pre-TOS technology too far advanced. where are the knobs and switches? analog, kitschy interfaces would have made things a little humorous, but the series took itself way too seriously anyway. that and the transporter. i wanted so badly for them to not have that plotcrutch to lean on. to have to write themselves out of a wet paper bag, without the deus ex machina of instant matter transmission.

and time travel. god, how readily that's trotted out when the soup gets thin. it's all somehow worse than the dark days of deus ex wesley. at least those episodes can be explained by a writers' strike. or so i'd like to believe.

paramount should have hired the writing team from firefly as soon as fox let them out of their contract, killing off the last great hope of many scifi tv fans. firefly will be missed.

in the long run, though, enterprise will not be mourned, at least not any more than ensign whatshisname that got killed that time. the one in the red shirt that transported down to that planet...

NEWSFLASH - Startling new information has been recieved this morning regarding the 10-year "right to life" controversy once again thrust into the public eye.

On the day President Bush signed the bill, dubbed as "Terri's Law II" onto the federal books, advocates for the Schiavo family state a startling discovery. Terri's parents, the Schindlers - no doubt covetous jews, have announced their comatose daughter's intentions to support the GNAA.

"We were at her bedside with a video camera, trying to put an end to all of this, if we could just get her to make her intention to continue her hellish brain-dead exiestence clear." said Schiavo's mother. "When we asked her if she wanted to live, what she had to live for....we very disctinctly heard her intentions." These soon to be released five minutes of video show a definate picture of the woman's intentions as she repedately spastically shakes her head and moans what experts say appears to be "G....NAA! G.....NAA!"

"This is a very special day for our organization," GNAA representative and Golden Goatse candidate Penisbird said. "In the midst of this national controversy, it is now very clear that our organization has supporters with a visible profile."

GNAA General Council are currently debating the potential ramifications of this cry of support, and at this time it is unclear if Schiavo will be considered as a candidate for membership - as she is quite clearly neither gay, nor a nigger. "Our organization is generally not open to white devils, filthy breeders, or female creatures - however, considering the high profile nature of the individual and our well-known reputation for philantrophy, it is possible we might make an exception allowing Schiavo to become a member, to fulfill her dying wish," said GNAA representative KiSSy.

As of this time, no definate statement has been made regarding Schiavo's future with the GNAA. However, it is rumored that her parents are now diverting a yet-undisclosed sum of money to the GNAA's Nigerian bank accounts, in accordance with their daughter's wishes.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you

For an interesting exercise think about how you would rewrite "High Noon" as a Star Trek episode.

Already been done (sort of). See Outland.

Actually, I think we'll find out that the holodeck fantasy was programmed by Riker and Troi's autistic child who created it after spending many hours staring at his favorite toy - a sno-globe of the NX-01

I can one-up that: I made by $3000 powerbook play Sonny & Cher's "I Got You Babe" of Groundhog Day fame. I can't sleep through it, and I can't destroy my powerbook. All my roommates laugh at my way of waking up, but despite the willful-self-torture it's quite effective.

Let us not forget a couple of decades ago, when the news media were throwing a shitfit because Dungeons and Dragons was causing children to commit suicide.

I heard that they even sometimes cause people to go crazy.

Actually, I think it was a reference to the comedy Dogma (Kevin Smith).

A very fun movie indeed.

Seems a bit risky, considering their close proximity to the US and the tendency for US to invade other countries.

The already tried that and failed.

Seriously though. They'll just close the border to everything but our beer. I found a review of the differences between Canadian beer and other beers. Done by two resident experts.

Well, it was the paleontologist (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107290/quotes - search for "movement") in the story that expressed the movement vision theory, and he did so before he was even aware of Jurassic Park's existance.

Sure it might have been a plot point (it allowed the kids and the paleontologist get away), but I can't possibly see what it had to do with the amphibious DNA.

We need to recruit Paul Allen. He is reclusive. He is a billionaire. He could start Jurassic park. He could. He must. He kinda looks like Richard Attenborough too. Compare here:

Paul Allen

Richard Attenborough

Yes, the ten or fifteen slashdotters who saw that movie back in the day by chance, and the hundred or whatever slashdotters who are from santa cruz and had no chance to escape seeing that movie were definitely thinking about that. The rest of slashdot has no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Not the crappy remake. This version is actually worth watching, and is all about the corporate-controlled future.

Though is a corporation any worse than a government? I mean really? They both do exactly as much harm as they think they can get away with, and they both manage to isolate themselves from the consequences of their actions.

Fundamentally both institutions only have power because we give it to them. If we (in very large numbers) just stopped playing they would be powerless. Good luck getting it to work though. Humans are just too darn obedient for that.

You can die more than once?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062512/

Yes, you can die more than once.

:^)

Wasn't 2001 released in 1968? www.imdb.com Search for 2001.