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wrestlers are not actors

Actually, I beg to differ, sir.

wrestlers are not actors

Actually, I beg to differ, sir.

In the words of Stan Marsh: "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!"

[...] and our toasters from rebelling.

Interestingly flawed analogy.

Earthquakes are naturally occuring without human intervention (unless somebody had already invented something similar to DESTINY). Sep 11 is a man-made disaster. If you want to make a better comparison, you should find a natural disaster that happened on American soil.

How long we have to wait for "Attack of the 50 Foot Robot" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051380/

Even if it really is a white worm, that's not always a good thing.

You missed the reference

Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.
Chris: My god, that's... I don't even know what that is!
Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!

---NERD ALERT BEGINS HERE---

Yep, that was the EMH (Emergency Medical Hologram) that everyone just called the Doctor.

The show that he first appeared on was Star Trek: Voyager, but he featured in the movie First Contact as well.

Actor that played him was Robert Picardo

---NERD ALERT ENDS HERE---

Knowing the surface-level dross that claims to be US current affairs shows -- yes, even from your PBS -- I seriously doubt it's better than the Australian satire of the current affairs genre with the same name ;-).

So the guys who came up with this idea have seen the movie The Day After Tomorrow, and are making sure the route to Mexico is profitable ( just in case )?

Interesting and quite wise. Do you have a cryonic suspension policy, though?

BTW, you might enjoy seeing Final Destination and its sequel.

Interesting and quite wise. Do you have a cryonic suspension policy, though?

BTW, you might enjoy seeing Final Destination and its sequel.

Well, at any rate their children are more likely to have redeeming features other than visual beauty, if you know what I mean.

I have a sudden urge to watch Love at First Sight again...

Derka derka derka, Muhammad jihad!

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

Consider yourself enlightened.

But Mars has WMDs!

Damn! I just figured out why the CIA were so willing to pay me thousands of dollars for an old VHS copy of Flash Gordon.

Okay, I'll admit that scribbling out the title and replacing it with "secrEt martiaN terrorist footage" was a little disingenuous, but I hadn't expected them to believe me.

Expect news of an "Anti-Hot Hail Defence System" and "Unprecedented Solar Eclipse prediction network" to be coming from the US government some time soon.

"For years, the Royal Family kept a large herd of pigs at Windsor castle in England." pork.co.nz

"...so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm." -Snatch

is Falcor

Combining Cujo with Pet Sematary.

Combining Cujo with Pet Sematary.

Yes, parent is funny, and yes, of course this is fiction, but did you see Battle Royale? Highly recommended.

This is the first I've heard of this guy and I have to say I'm glad I live in Chicago now - I'm definitely checking it out - I can't help but think of the movie Free Enterprise where William Shatner has the idea to do a musical Julius Caeser where he plays every role (except Calphunia who would be played by Sharon Stone) - absolutely brilliant ....

"This is simultaneously the best and worst movie I've ever seen" - Justin during Free Enterprise

This was the plot of a James Bond film. The owner of Zorin(the producers apparently did not know a REAL chip maker called Zoran exists) was trying to detonate massive explosives in a San Jose fault causing Silicon Valley to be flooded. Then his chip supplier would rule being the only one that survived.

I hate crap like this. It's all about making money. I've seen this before and the formula goes something like this:

1. Create hungry self-reproducing flying insect robots.

2. Release robots into wild.

3. Make ransome demand to world governments for one million dollars.

4. Profit!

4b. Apocalypse!

Even though I haven't watched it yet, I've heard great things about Control Room. Its a documentary on the inner workings of Al Jazeera and should be insightful for people that believe the US Medias take on it :). IMDB Link for the same

Its a Hollywood movie

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FWIW, there's a "Sin City" FAQ, as well as a behind-the-scenes look at the film, and a trailer that was first shown at the San Diego Comic-Con this past summer.

Actually, Mr. Fusion didn't show up until Back To The Future II.

In any case, I'd love to see this kind of technology to do some exploration in parts of the planet no human has reached. But, what could it eat in such harsh conditions?

I think you mean Samuel Adams not Samuel Jackson.

Although I like Sam Jackson as an actor, I don't think I would classify him as "Mmm-mmm".

HOUSTON, Texas (GNAA) - Breaking new ground for both the adult entertainment and online service industries, GNAA Houston (NYSE: GNAH) unveiled its gay-friendly adult service, "Gay Porn Avalanche," an unlimited high-speed internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone else to the service without their consent.

"The telecommunication industry innovated 'slamming,'" said GNAH CTO KiSSy, "and the porn industry invented unlimited streaming gay video, but only the GNAA can bring gay porn to those in-the-closet loved ones over the holidays." Gay rights advocates immediately praised the venture as "soft outing," or a polite and acceptable way of encouraging others to face their inner homosexuality.

Like most online services, the subscriber specifies location and payment method, but with "Gay Porn Avalanche" (GPA), someone other than the subscriber can be initiated as a recipient. The official brochure, printed in Kawasaki font on a bright pink adult incontinence product, says: "Know someone who's in denial about their sexual orientation? Send them more gay porn than they can view in a lifetime - and high speed access, too, for one low monthly price!"

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President Bush is expected to comment on the new service as he signs the sweeping gay rights bill, No Gay Behind Left Behind, as part of the Republican party's push for diversity and equality in its perceived draconian platform. "All Americans must join in the war against terrorism," said Bush. "They hate us because of our freedom - including our freedom to have radical gay oral, anal and bukkake pornography at rock-bottom prices."

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Back when he made good movies?

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
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If you are having trou

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
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If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

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Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

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Don't self powered robots that can EAT humans for power give I, Robot an extra creepy feel?

Rodriguez only got his ok by filming a scene without permission and showing it to him. I think his writing on DKR was fantastic.

Of course I'm a bit partial because I went to the same high-school as him, U-32 jr-sr high in central vermont. As recently as 1996-7 they still had some of his early comic narrative work in the Journalism classroom. Supposedly there was a lack of news writers at the time so he got a whole page for his strip. I believe it was called "The Shadow."(?) The inking was similar to Sin City. I remember a page with a brick wall that had a shadow cast across a diagonal section and the bricks that were covered in shadow were pure black with empty page to represent the cement lines.

This sounds just like Mr. Fusion! Definitely more effective if you pour the beer out of the can and then toss in the container.

Robert Rodriguez has been kind to bring us the Mariachi trilogy (El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico) as well as Spy Kids and The Faculty (I almost did not name those).

Personally I would include "Desperado" and "Once Uon a Time in Mexico" with his crap movies. But you forgot about the Tarantino-scripted Vampire movie "From Dusk Till Dawn", as well as his excellent scene in "Four Rooms".

I love Miller's work in comics (bought Elektra, Ronin, DKR, etc on the shelves as a teen), but I'm rightfully worried about his film work.

His last major projects were Robocop 2 & 3. 'nuff said.

eh, "Honey" wasn't worth it...

Well, that would be at the Core of all this wouldn't it.

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• Elektra

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Rodriguez, who credits Miller's visual style in the comic as relevant as his own in the film, insisted that Miller receive a "co-director" credit with him. The Directors' Guild of America would not allow it. As a result, Rodriguez resigned from the DGA, saying "It was easier for me to quietly resign before shooting because otherwise I'd be forced to make compromises I was unwilling to make or set a precedent that might hurt the guild later on." Unfortunately, by resigning from the DGA, Rodriguez was also forced to relinquish his director's seat on the film John Carter of Mars (2006) (at the time "A Princess of Mars" after the book on which it was based) for Paramount. Rodriguez had already signed-on and been announced as director of that film when the DGA situation took place, planning to begin filming soon after wrapping this film.

A collection of interweaving stories all based in the corrupt, crime infested hell-hole that is Basin City. Heavily influenced by film-noir, the main storylines concern a hulking brute called Marv (Mickey Rourke), who is seeking the murderer of a beautiful woman who was killed while asleep in bed with him; an ex-photographer called Dwight (Clive Owen) who accidentally kills a hero cop and has to cover it up; and a soon-to-be-retiring policeman called Hartigan (Bruce Willis) who is incarcerated for a crime he didn't commit. All based on the brilliant graphic novels "Sin City", "The Big Fat Kill" and "That Yellow Bastard", written and illustrated by Frank Miller.