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An anonymous reader writes "Former G4TechTV employee, Dan Huard, blows the whistle on G4. In the last half of his article, he states that TSS manufactured questions and used 'ringers' to ask their questions on the show."

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  1. Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What next? Professional wrestling is scripted?

    1. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      What next? Professional wrestling is scripted?

      Pro wrestling is not generally scripted. The match finishes are set-up by "road agents," retired old wrestlers, on the basis that they are the hook which will keep the marks returning. Promos, the speeches wrestlers give, are sometimes scripted but this is avoided when possible as it usually comes off bad when performed live (wrestlers are not actors); usually the wrestlers are given bullet-points containing the essential issues the bookers (wrestling writers and planners) want advanced in that month's storyline.

      For the most part, professional wrestling is improvised based on the structure of the match's finish as set up by road agents, and on the storyline points which are to be communicated. Within the framework established by the agents and bookers, the workers (wrestlers) are pretty much free to work spots (perform a sequence of moves) and create matches dynamically in accordance to the fluid reaction of the crowd. This is known in wrestling lingo as "psychology".

      Professional wrestling has far more in common with olde improv comedy - or even, transcendentally, with pro-wrestling video games, than it does with a movie or any other modern 'scripted' analog.

      PS - Most everything on TV is fraudulent to some degree, from the news to "reality" shows. Broadcast networks are run by Machiavellians. The bottom lines are ratings and brand-building; accuracy, honesty and integrity don't enter into it, except as they affect the bottom lines (i.e. PR).

    2. Re:Woah Woah Woah by nes11 · · Score: 5, Funny

      perhaps you missed it, but he was making a joke. i know it was really subtle.

    3. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nooooo! Reality TV isn't real!?!?

    4. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I meant scripted in the sense that match outcomes and storylines are planned in advance. I was not speaking of the actual wrestling matches themselves.

    5. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      wrestlers are not actors

      Actually, I beg to differ, sir.

    6. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also El Santo, who made more films than all of those guys combined... and whom MST3k fans are undoubtedly already familiar with.

    7. Re:Woah Woah Woah by EddieBurkett · · Score: 1

      I think he meant trained actors in the traditional sense. When Mr. Nanny is your acting tour de force, there isn't much more to be said.

      (Besides, Andy Kaufman was a comedian before he was a wrestler, and the Rock, who's career is at least successful enough that it continues, is the only guy on that list who could leave wrestling altogether to pursue acting - if you would argue that he hasn't already).

      Besides, how could you forget Super Shredder from TMNT II?

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    8. Re:Woah Woah Woah by incom · · Score: 1

      Machiavellians, the socially acceptable form of psychopathy/sociopathy .

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    9. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Nooooo! Reality TV isn't real!?!?

      Of course reality is real. Don't we all eat bugs for breakfast, stand on poles for hours on end to see who has the most endurance, have dozens of beautiful women competing to marry you, vote out jerks from our teams, and win a million dollars if we're the last one to survive the latest round of layoffs?

    10. Re:Woah Woah Woah by adeydas · · Score: 1

      aren't they scripted now too?!

    11. Re:Woah Woah Woah by HeLLFiRe1151 · · Score: 1

      And Andy Kauffman was alive before he was dead before he was alive.

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    12. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they fights are scripted a lot more than you are saying. Yes, wrestlers are not actors. They are stuntmen who act. They don't really hurt each other (much) but someone could get seriously injured quickly if they move wrong at the wrong time. Wrestling isn't 'real' wrestling, or a 'real'contest, but it is real stunt moves done live. If one wrestler starts to get up just as another comes in from a blind side with one of those fake flying tackles, a serious injury could occur. Real tv/movie stuntmen plan out their fights ahead of time, and so do these guys.

    13. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who's career is at least successful enough

      "whose".

    14. Re:Woah Woah Woah by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      Well, he missed the guy who had the best film.

    15. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree rodgerd. How anyone in their right mind could leave out André the Giant is far beyond my comprehension. Seriously.

      As for G4, I tried to watch screen savers but it stinks now. So who cares if the letters are fake? They need all the pathetic help they can get.

    16. Re:Woah Woah Woah by kesuki · · Score: 1

      PS - Most everything on TV is fraudulent to some degree, from the news to "reality" shows. Broadcast networks are run by Machiavellians. The bottom lines are ratings and brand-building; accuracy, honesty and integrity don't enter into it, except as they affect the bottom lines (i.e. PR).
      that was what made Tech TV's TSS so Completely different from any other show on air.
      When it was run by Tech TV's execs, they let the show be what it was... they could easily have a 90-minute live format and bring in more viewers to tech tv than any other show. Once the Really Bad Execs from G4 networks 'conned' thier way into being kept by comcast, and the Tech TV execs were canned, the show had no hope of surviving.
      I can't say for sure that Tech TV's execs were ore weren't machiavellian, but if they were, they were at least Intelligent enough to understand that they couldn't 'improve' on a winning formula like TSS had.

  2. Uh oh, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot posts a link to a world-postable forum. Perhaps Mr. Huard will get a visit from the GNAA.

    1. Re:Uh oh, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well the last post was the same too

  3. techtv by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

    Speaking of TechTV, why did it go off air?

    1. Re:techtv by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Informative

      TechTV was aquired by Comcast's G4 Media and that's how the two networks got fused together to make G4TechTV.

    2. Re:techtv by cqnn · · Score: 4, Informative

      It didn't go off the air.

      Short version:

      The Techtv properties and licences were bought
      out by COMCAST to be merged with their G4 gaming
      network. Both networks were to become one
      digital cable channel after the merger.

      Around the same time, the international broadcast rights expired for TechTV, and
      for whatever reasons G4 did not renew them.

      As G4TechTV emerged with a new game-oriented
      focus, some cable affiliates either dropped the
      network from thier lineup, or moved it into a
      different category than previously held.

      So, those are some reasons you may not be seeing
      the channel in your local cable or sattelite
      market.

    3. Re:techtv by rednip · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The real question is "I am a Comcast Digital Cable customer (with more channels than I can count), so why don't I have this channel?".

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    4. Re:techtv by linebackn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's because comcast is evil.

      Before they bought out TechTV and it was doing so well they kept bumping it up to only be included on the more expensive plans. One day I changed to tech TV and all I got was "not authorized" until I agreed to pay more money. I only fell for for that once and then the next time I told them to screw it.

      After they killed TechTV by buying it up and merging it with their crap clone G4 they left in on the more expensive plan expecting people would still want it that much. WRONG!

    5. Re:techtv by Deathlizard · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I really have a problem with how G4 claimes to have merged Techtv with G4 to make G4techTV.

      I didn't have G4 here (Adelphia didn't carry it) But I had TechTV. In fact I remember when ZDNet owned it and it was called ZDTV. Frankly when it bacame TechTV it changed a little for the worst, but thats a different story.

      Anyhow, A friend of mine, lived in OH and had Time Warner, Which had G4. Him and his roommate which were both avid gamers couldn't stand G4 but I decided to at least see what was on it and agreed with them in 3 hours that basicially all they would show was...

      1) games running in demos against techno music
      2) rehashed gaming related shows (GameproTV, Some old Arcade game show I cant remember the name of, ETC)
      3) Other original shows that were either boring, stupid or both.

      I'll admit. I wasn't a big fan of TechTV. I didn't like or watch The Screen Savers, Call for help seemed like I was watching my Job on TV, ETC, but generally I knew what was on it and I knew that what they were broadcasting was much better than anything on G4 and was helpful to the people that would watch their shows.

      When G4 took it over, it almost immediatly went into the crapper. I never once considered it a Merger between TechTV and G4, more like G4 lost it's broadcast license and aquired TechTV's to stay on the air. Basicially TechTV became G4 almost overnight. All of it's garbage programming took the place of the decent TechTV lineup. The shows that TechTV did keep so that it didn't look like a complete takeover of G4 were butchered to the point that they were practially a G4 show, or cancelled to put on CinemaTech or some other Brain Dead Show of the day G4 could come up with.

      Basicially, G4TechTV is a lesson in how to make a quasi-hostile takeover look like a merger.

    6. Re:techtv by realdpk · · Score: 1

      "avid gamers couldn't stand G4 but I decided to at least see what was on it and agreed with them in 3 hours that basicially all they would show was...

      1) games running in demos against techno music
      2) rehashed gaming related shows (GameproTV, Some old Arcade game show I cant remember the name of, ETC)
      3) Other original shows that were either boring, stupid or both."

      Not to mention:

      4) 3 of the hourly Splinter Cell tributes.

    7. Re:techtv by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Because even after g4 bought it and eliminated any "competition" they still only had enough material for half a channel, neatly explaining why an anime fan so proud of his obscurities collection that he'll admit in public to owning Prefectural Earth Defense Force, Ultimate Teacher, and even (cough) Wedding Peach (yay gag gifts: I can't even give it away) doesn't recognize half the crap they play in timeslots where other channels are making lots of money.

      I mean, Betterman? Does anyone sober watch that show twice?

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    8. Re:techtv by 12Volts · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to be quite pleased they cancelled the international rights as it has saved us here in New Zealand from seeing the demise. I kept on video the last Screensavers show they showed here in New Zealand. We still have Leo on KFI which keeps us going.

    9. Re:techtv by Starsmore · · Score: 1
      Of course, Cinematech (and Anime Unleashed) are the only two things I watch on G4/TechTV anymore. Everything else can burn.

      And before someone decries me for liking Cinematech, the music is cool, and the videos they should (usually of like the opening cinematic or something) give me a taste of what an unknown game is like, when I don't have a demo.

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    10. Re:techtv by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      So, those are some reasons you may not be seeing
      the channel in your local cable or sattelite
      market.


      Now all we need is a reason some of us ARE seeing it in our local channel line up.

    11. Re:techtv by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      ...and that was how we all learned why nobody was watching G4.

    12. Re:techtv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      G4 lost it's broadcast license
      All of it's garbage programming

      "its".

  4. Not surprised. by djkoolaide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not surprised one bit. G4 is finally realizing that they messed up. Nobody is watching because they've completely done a Hitler move and fired off all of the good TechTV people. All that's left is good-looking, young hosts who don't know jack about what they are talking about. It's quite sad how fast they turned one of the best networks into the worst.

    1. Re:Not surprised. by rednip · · Score: 4, Insightful
      All that's left is good-looking, young hosts who don't know jack about what they are talking about.
      Sounds like a typical layoff cycle. First you get rid of all the people who quietly get their work done, but don't kiss the ass of the right people, then the rest of the good workers start seeing a sinking ship and bolt. After that all you got left are the kiss-ass, blame layers, who make it their job do drive off anyone good left. Nothing new here...
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    2. Re:Not surprised. by Gerald · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Firing the staff of a niche cable network is a "Hitler move"? How did this get modded +5?

    3. Re:Not surprised. by simm_s · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a subtle point, when Hitler segragated the Jews from German society, the German's lost a talented pool of scientists and engineers. It's a good analogy; IMHO!

    4. Re:Not surprised. by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      It's a good analogy; IMHO!

      It's a perfect analogy... except for the death, war and genocide.

      A cable TV show won't have much impact on the world, but Hitler sure did. Comparing the two is like comparing a pop-rock to a nuclear bomb ...

    5. Re:Not surprised. by cyberfunk2 · · Score: 1

      If the pop rock explodes in the same manner, ie: the physics are the same, then it becomes a useful model ( or in this case, the bomb would be a physical model for the pop rock).

      Things dont have to be equal in magnitude for a good analogy to be drawn.

    6. Re:Not surprised. by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      I think you are mistaken. The "Hitler move" was invading Russia. That move is perhaps the worst in all of the 20th century, as it sealed his party's fate.

    7. Re:Not surprised. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Eh, no Nazi Germany didn't lose it's a talented pool of scientists and engineers. They lost some scientists and engineers, there were still more than enough scientists and engineers to pull off whatever projects they wanted. The analogy isn't that good.

      That's not why Germany lost the Second World War in the ETO and MTO. They lost because the United States had the ability to mass produce and Germany didn't. The Russian Front, the airwar, the war at sea were won and lost because of the American ability to build and ship stuff to Britian and Russia faster than the Germans could destroy it or build thier own.

      For example, sure it took 4-6 American tanks to knock out 1 Tiger in 1944, but the Americans were building 12 Shermans for each Tiger built, so even if 2-3 American tanks were knocked out for the single Tiger, there was still a net gain for the Allies.

    8. Re:Not surprised. by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 1
      It is, in fact a perfect analogy, as explained by the grandparent. An analogy is a comparison made on the basis of a similarity in some attribute or property between two otherwise dissimilar concepts. Thus, G4's decision to eliminate the existing staff (thus shooting themselves in the foot) can be compared by analogy to Hitler's segregation of the Jewish population, which had the effect of reducing the available pool of some of the most brilliant scientists.

      And yes, a good analogy could also be made to compare the pop-rock to the nuclear bomb.

    9. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, it would also be worth noting that by the time 4-6 shermans were facing tigers, the Russians were fielding armor which were on the order of 1-3 per tiger *and* building (back behind the Urals (sp)) over 12 for each tiger built.

    10. Re:Not surprised. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The Hitler Move was pissing off the Americans. If the Germans hadn't be in a situation where the Americans declared war on them in December 1941 or if the Americans hadn't sided with the UK and Commonwealth so strongly, Germany might have pulled off a settlement with the UK.

      The USSR had that one good winter offensive in them, but the Lend-Lease act's goodies that came after December 1941 gave them the ability to continue on and win at Stalingrad. For example, the "Stalin's Organs" rocket launcher formally a 1943 BM-13N ("Katyusha") was a Studebaker truck.

    11. Re:Not surprised. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      T-34 is about 1.1 to 1.25 of a Panther. Now a Tiger was superior to a T-34 and then the Russians brought out the Josef Stalin for parity. They didn't outbuild the Tiger 12 to one, more like 4.5 to 1

      And don't forget where the T-34 came from, the United States and Germany, sort of.

      "In 1931 the Russians bought two Christie tanks from the US Wheel Track Layer Corporation in the United States. The Russians copied these, built Christie tanks, and then incorporated the Christie suspension system into the T-34. This was a further development of the T-32 tank. The first Russian Christies had the same engines as the U.S. Christie -- a Liberty 12-cylinder V-type of 338 horsepower with forced-water cooling. the T-34 incorporated the Christie suspension from the United States, but generally used a 500-horsepower V-type diesel developed from the German B.M.W. diesel engine."

      http://www.onwar.com/tanks/ussr/data/t3476m41.ht m

    12. Re:Not surprised. by Gerald · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I was complaining about the fact that even the most insignificant abuse and misuse of authority these days brings out "Hitler" and "Nazi" comments. It only serves to dilute the gravity of what happened during that period in history, IMO.

      You completely misinterpreted my post. You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

    13. Re:Not surprised. by Cromac · · Score: 1

      Where are the mod points when you need them. This deserves an "+1 underrated" at least.

    14. Re:Not surprised. by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 1

      Comparing the two is like comparing a pop-rock to a nuclear bomb ...

      That's a perfect analogy... except I heard if you mix pop-rocks and soda you'll explode.

      Comparing the two is like comparing TechTV to G4.

    15. Re:Not surprised. by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Had Russia not been invaded, Hitler might have "won."

    16. Re:Not surprised. by gordguide · · Score: 1

      The US did not declare war on Germany in 1941.

      The US declared war on Japan after a brief debate in Congress. During the debate it was agreed not to declare war on Germany.

      Hitler, for some reason eager to engage the US, lost patience after waiting about a week and then Germany declared war on the USA.

    17. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      buuuuuuuuuulllllshit.

      more like the golgafrincans, who got rid of an useless third of their population, although in the case of prewar germany the percentage was more like 0.5%. most of the undesirables came with the land they conquered to the east.

    18. Re:Not surprised. by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Comparing the two is like comparing a pop-rock to a nuclear bomb

      Well, obviously you've never tried the new enriched uranium pop-rocks.

    19. Re:Not surprised. by droptone · · Score: 1

      I disagree! Snopes to the rescue!

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    20. Re:Not surprised. by stonecypher · · Score: 4, Funny

      and fired off all of the good TechTV people

      Like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Superman? Here's a hint: TechTV barely got slashdot viewers, which says as much about TechTV as would a brutal and bloody art show failing in Manhattan, a butt naked supermodel catching no eyes on her jog through a remote all boys' boarding school, or the resurrected corpse of Ayn Rand walking into a Princeton lit class preaching the virtues of capitalism and watching the students walk out of the auditorium.

      Let's be honest. The average Nintendo Power carries more content than a week on that deservedly dead channel, and just because G4 actually somehow manages to be more awful doesn't mean that TechTV was in retrospect any fucking good at all.

      All that's left is good-looking, young hosts

      Well, I'll give you young, but if you're really sitting on the internet pretending that you use the TV to look at pretty people (let's not even get into whether you believe anyone is being fooled) then someone ought to point out the WB to you: their schedule is just as vapid, and the people are a hell of a lot prettier.

      But I read Smallville for the articles.

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    21. Re:Not surprised. by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly from American History class (it's been a LONG time, so feel free to tell me if I'm wrong), but I remember it being that letter sent from Germany to Mexico that US intercepted that asked Mexico to side with the Germans and invade US that made us declare war on Germany.

    22. Re:Not surprised. by CrackHappy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Sweet - Godwin'd already, and it's only like 15 comments down! Or is it Goodwin'd? Crap, I don't know.

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    23. Re:Not surprised. by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      I think it was more of an analogy to the Night of the Long Knives, not the Holocaust.

    24. Re:Not surprised. by robson · · Score: 1

      Firing the staff of a niche cable network is a "Hitler move"? How did this get modded +5?

      I know! That made me laugh out loud. In a sort of sad way.

    25. Re:Not surprised. by AA1 · · Score: 0

      I'm not 100% on wether that caused the U.S. to declare war, but yes. The U.S. intercepted a communication from Germany to Mexico that said that if the Mexicans sided with the Axis against the US, Germany would win back for Mexico the land taken by America during the Westward Expansion.

    26. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the First World War.

    27. Re:Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, no Nazi Germany didn't lose it's a talented pool of scientists and engineers. They lost some scientists and engineers, there were still more than enough scientists and engineers to pull off whatever projects they wanted.

      -1, Disagrees with ADL

    28. Re:Not surprised. by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      No, that's World War One.

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    29. Re:Not surprised. by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      I used to put TechTV on because I enjoyed the personalities of the hosts and it was genuinely a fun and entertaining channel to watch.

      As soon as they merged (got taken-over by) G4, it became a dumb, loud "gamer channel" that I probably havn't watched more than 30 min of the entire year.

      So, screw 'em. Hopefully the producers of G4 will be out of work soon. Sadly, knowing the industry, they'll go on to find other good shows to destroy.

      N.

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    30. Re:Not surprised. by Forbman · · Score: 1

      No, the "hitler" move was that G4 was full of a bunch of executive Himmler/Goering types who talked a good talk, appeared to know what they were doing, because, well, they're TV people, etc.

      A bunch of big fat egos at G4 took over TechTV.

      Now, why did Paul Allen...er, Vulcan Ventures, want to sell it off?

    31. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd be the zimmerman telegraph (I think that was what it was called), which may have been a fake. At any rate that was WWI.

    32. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was WWI. They are talking about WWII.

    33. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That was WWI.

      They are talking about WWII.

    34. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      warped american history

      now I don;t have my books here or anything, but I was fairly sure that the russians both built and lost more tanks than anyone else in the war by a LARGE margin.
      In fact I think they may have actually used more tanks than all other countries involved combined.
      The lend lease did provide valuable materials that were used in production, but it was the fact that russia had 'mass production' that killed germany not the US, mind if the US had been invaded, they could have (and would have) easily produced as many tanks (and better tanks) than russia.

    35. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never have mod points when I see a post that actually makes me laugh.

    36. Re:Not surprised. by kubrick · · Score: 1

      or the resurrected corpse of Ayn Rand walking into a Princeton lit class preaching the virtues of capitalism and watching the students walk out of the auditorium

      To all movie scriptwriters out there -- I'd pay good money to see this. Just wanted that on the record.

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    37. Re:Not surprised. by eofpi · · Score: 1

      No, gordguide has it right for World War Two. Japan wasn't in World War One, which we entered in 1917 because we were sick of the Germans sinking our ships with their U-boats when we were semi-secretly doing anti-U-boat reconnaissance for the British.

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    38. Re:Not surprised. by Nykon · · Score: 1

      well slashdot readers were only part of the total demographic. Slashdot would be more likely to be the step after techtv for most people on their "geek journey". I always admired techtv and esp. screensavers for presenting technical issues to people who other wise were not very technical. I'd venture to say a large portion of slashdot readers could host the show, and are not the demographic audience the original show was written for.

      I admit to the lack of quality when it moved to G4. While it was on techTV, I think it did a great job introducing technical concepts in a simple manner to people who otherwise may not have understood or been exposed to it.

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    39. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, Leo, Kate Botello, Patrick Norton, Kevin Rose, Alex Albrecht, Sara, and Yoshi all these guys are what made TechTV worth a crap. Anyway now it hasn't been tivoed since the big firing. Don't know if I will ever watch again...

    40. Re:Not surprised. by MutantHamster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hitler is not a TV show! How can they be compared?! What is this foul device from Hell you call an analogy?! I don't understand it!

      Shut the fuck up.

      Kudos to Slashdot for filtering out my post because "all caps is like yelling!" Sometimes it's also satire! Thanks, assholes.

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    41. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the German's lost

      "Germans".

    42. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's a talented pool

      "its talented pool".

    43. Re:Not surprised. by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      Japan was an ally of Britain & co during World War I (and for longer than the Johnny-come-lately United States, I might add). Japan's involvement on the side of the Axis in WWII was in part a result of the Japanese feeling they didn't get treated fairly by their allies after WWI.

    44. Re:Not surprised. by niteice · · Score: 1

      Maybe because you're AC.

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  5. Since when is this news? by Vectorman0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was so blatantly obvious that this was going on, that I don't see how anyone who has seen the show recently could have thought otherwise.

    1. Re:Since when is this news? by blixel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does anyone really care that the calls were scripted/easy/whatever? I know I didn't. Actually the live calls have always been my least favorite part of TechTV. 2 to 3 minutes of complete boredom. You just simply can't answer an "interesting" question in the time they are allotted for live calls.

      In reading Dan's article, I was actually surprised to learn that the calls were ever pseudo-live at all. I started watching TechTV back when it was still ZDTV and The Screen Savers was a 90 minute show. Even back then I assumed the live calls were spoon fed. To me it always seemed natural that it would have to be that way. The only way you could take a live call of the cuff would be to just have someone call in and chime in with a 20 second opinion about something like they do on Talk Radio.

  6. Is that really of significance? by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Leo was the only person giving TSS any semblance of watchability. When he left the whole thing spiraled down the toilet fairly quickly. Even before then, a lot of the unique tech content that made TSS cool at the beginning had started to be replaced with useless fluff.

    1. Re:Is that really of significance? by steeleye_brad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bingo. It seems very few people acknowledge this. Leo was one of the few people on TechTV who appeared to actually have some training and experience in live television. Jittery nerds do not make good TV...case in point is Chris Pirillo. I don't why people thought he was good, that man just wasn't made for live TV.

      I haven't watched TechTV since it became G4TechTV (god damn what a terrible name). It is a shame Comcast has essentially dissolved TechTV, the end result of this merger was G4 getting a few new people and some new shows (many of which are now gone!).

    2. Re:Is that really of significance? by autocracy · · Score: 1

      Couldn't stand Chris from day one. The guy sounds like an airhead on the air... poor personality and poor display of technical knowledge. Wrong man entirely for what their audience was when the first brought him on. I could have cried...

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    3. Re:Is that really of significance? by mboverload · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Leo is my hero. He did a WHOLE DAY dedicated to IDE! That was one of the best shows I have ever, ever seen. Good computer info, now he just get all this gaming crap. Hey, I'm a huge gamer, but talking about computers wouldn't hurt.

    4. Re:Is that really of significance? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh come on, Martin Sargent wasn't that bad. It's sad that they canceled Unscrewed. =/

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    5. Re:Is that really of significance? by blixel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bingo. It seems very few people acknowledge this. Leo was one of the few people on TechTV who appeared to actually have some training and experience in live television. Jittery nerds do not make good TV...

      Bingo. The part I find "funny" though is all the geek elitists think that just because a person puts on a smile and speaks fluently in a way that normal people can comprehend that the TV Show and/or person is "clueless" or whatever.

      I really liked watching Leo and Patrick. I thought they had a nice balance of TV presence and intelligence. I hate all the slashbots that would bash ZDTV/TechTV as being a show for morons. Get over yourselves.

      How interesting would it be to watch a completely introverted super nerd with a squeaky voice stumble and stutter every word while he's standing there on live TV staring at his shoe laces because he's too withdrawn to look at the camera.

      I liked the format of ZDTV/TechTV ... I thought it was interesting and yes, even informative at times.

      I don't like what the network has become. G4TechTV or whatever. I believe they are actually just calling it G4TV now because they don't want anything to do with Tech. But I don't hate the network because I'm so full of myself that I can't enjoy watching a "remedial" television show. I hate the network because they have completely gotten rid of everything tech related.

      But have you seen the programming lately? It's ALL games. One or two shows about games is cool .. I like a game every now and then and like to hear opinions and stay abreast about the latest games. But holy crap ... it's 24/7 video games now. And it's not even interesting to watch. Who wants to watch an hour of video game cut scenes ala Cinematech? Do we really need 3 different shows about video game reviews? Do we really need an entire show dedicated to video game cheat codes?

    6. Re:Is that really of significance? by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. They might as well call it G4 now. God it sucks now. Shame, since I used to watch TechTV all the time.

    7. Re:Is that really of significance? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I couldn't watch a TV show dedicated to 'tech,' but I didn't feel ashamed by it the way I do with G4... >

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    8. Re:Is that really of significance? by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Well, it may have a lot of game shows now, but it's more about the "gamer lifestyle", whatever the hell that is.

      Do they talk about games like "Civ3"?

      Nope.

      It's all Doom3, Halo2, EA Sports games, Tony Hawk.

    9. Re:Is that really of significance? by drayzel · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else other than me think Chris Pirillo was a cross between a wanna be script kiddy and Jimmy Neutron?

    10. Re:Is that really of significance? by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

      He's back, but in another country?

      He should really bring back Dev Null from The Site. Now that was entertainment!

    11. Re:Is that really of significance? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      Leo was (and is) a professional talk radio host. Prior to Tech TV he has 0 years 'television' experience, but something like 20 years* in radio...

      *=it was a lot, sure someone will correct me if I'm way off

  7. Hmmm...Let's see by Linker3000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    News for Nerds.......(0)
    Stuff that matters...(0)
    Next.
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    1. Re:Hmmm...Let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New here, eh?

  8. TechTV was once a very good TV station, but... by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I haven't watched TechTV since it was bought out by G4, and, to be honest, I don't intend to start. It was excellent before the takeover, but afterwards, the focus changed, and it became clear that the new management didn't want the "geeks" that watched TechTV. So be it. But don't expect me to watch G4/TechTV anymore.

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    1. Re:TechTV was once a very good TV station, but... by troniks · · Score: 1

      The changes are very much like the changes in Byte magazine when it changed from a "geek" perspective to a PC users perspective. And yes, this post does date me--I wonder how many in the audience remember this?

    2. Re:TechTV was once a very good TV station, but... by lovswr · · Score: 1

      I do...and Computer Gazzette (what was that Atari biased mag called?), & hell even Computer Shopper (back in the day)....& don't forget that *nix distro's used to come on the CD's with stuff like gamepro. I got started with Debian 2.something that way.

    3. Re:TechTV was once a very good TV station, but... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0

      Way back when I was a Mac user. I remember when MacWorld and MacUser magazines existed to serve different markets. I think it's a common thing with computer related media.

      LK

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    4. Re:TechTV was once a very good TV station, but... by jejones · · Score: 1

      Yes, I remember. Much the same way that the computer section of bookstores used to be CS, and is now largely "[name of app] for [level of brain damage]".

    5. Re:TechTV was once a very good TV station, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      G4 was formed so that gaming advertisers would give them money. The G4 "shows" are just filler while the management waits to get paid. No one seems to have told them that a loyal audience would boost ratings.

      P.S. I guess if they want to go the shiny flashy route they could improve the channel by replacing the fake, one-dimensional hosts with fake one-dimensional teenage girls in bikinis as hosts for all shows.

    6. Re:TechTV was once a very good TV station, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comcast bought G4 and tech tv, G4 thank god could never have afforded to buy out tech tv, but unfortunatley as hustlers and crooks they were far superior to the tech tv execs and as such they connived comcast into ruining the only thing they bought tech tv for...

  9. Re:basic questions by FLAGGR · · Score: 2

    1. A TV channel
    2. A TV show
    3. Because people watch TV shows

    Now heres my question for you: Why the hell are you bothering to post in the story if you have no idea what its about? Get a life man.

  10. Unfortunately by mattboston · · Score: 5, Informative

    TechTV started going downhill when they let go of Leo Laporte. I used to be a huge fan of The Screen Savers, and when he left it went down, then when Pat left, it went down more, then with the latest generation it's total crap. So I have cancelled my Comcast Digital Cable which is the only reason I had it... to watch The Screen Savers

    1. Re:Unfortunately by koreaman · · Score: 1

      THEY DONT HAVE LEO ANYMORE?! I haven't watched it since the G4 debacle so I didn't know about this tragedy, How could they do this?

    2. Re:Unfortunately by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      Leo chose to leave IIRC. Probably because he was smart enough to see what it was becoming and didn't want to be a part of that.

    3. Re:Unfortunately by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone at TechTV saw it coming. Some just had options ready, some couldn't leave immediately. When you're 48 and accomplished, there are doors awaiting, even if you have to make them yourself. A 21 year old has to ride the wave. Not many tech television jobs around.

    4. Re:Unfortunately by JDStone · · Score: 1

      After G4 Media acquired TechTV, it did just start going downhiill. Leo Laporte was let go, everything changed. The whole philosophy of TechTV changed. I can't even remember the last time I watched TechTV since it was purchased by G4 Media. Many of the shows that I liked were either changed or were scrapped completely. Plain and simple: the network just changed!

    5. Re:Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leo still has a show on TechTV... just only in the Canadian version. He apparently comes up here (toronto) to film a weeks worth of Call for Help every so often.

      I believe Rogers stepped in and rescued the show.

      It's the only reason we still have the channel in our house really. We should just get rid of it though, no point in buying an entire package for just one show.

    6. Re:Unfortunately by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      Leo was excellent in what he did. Actually, Pat wasn't half bad either.

      I hate what the've done to TSS recently. The guy they added to replace Pat just after the LA move - Alex - actually worked pretty well with Kevin Rose, once you got used to his style, I guess, but they got rid of him too. What's the story on that, BTW? It was very sudden. And now Kevin Rose has taken a back seat.

      In any case, I absolutely HATE The other Kevin and Chi-Lan. They're horrible at what they've been tasked to do.

    7. Re:Unfortunately by blixel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Leo was excellent in what he did. Actually, Pat wasn't half bad either.

      I completely agree except I think Pat was excellent as well. He was a little more serious and low key which I thought was a good balance to Leo's often highly upbeat and comical style.

      I hate what the've done to TSS recently. The guy they added to replace Pat just after the LA move - Alex - actually worked pretty well with Kevin Rose, once you got used to his style, I guess, but they got rid of him too. What's the story on that, BTW? It was very sudden. And now Kevin Rose has taken a back seat.

      I agree there too. I warmed up to Alex pretty quick. He has a blog that I follow but he doesn't update it all that much. I liked Alex enough that I wouldn't have wanted to see him go completely away ... but I still would have given anything to have the old 90 minute TSS back with Leo and Patrick.

      In any case, I absolutely HATE The other Kevin and Chi-Lan. They're horrible at what they've been tasked to do.

      No doubt. I almost cried when TSS came back from Thanksgiving break and I saw that the new hosts were some teeny-boppy chick and a guy from G4.

      I know a lot of people gave up on TechTV long before that, but I held out longer. But *that* Chi-Lan+Kevin2 thing was the final nail in the coffin for me. I gave the new hosts a chance, but I can safely say that all of G4TechTV sucks now. There's nothing left except Sarah's low cut shirts. But that's just not enough.

    8. Re:Unfortunately by koko775 · · Score: 1

      Quoted from http://www.leoville.com/ : "TV: I host Call for Help on G4techTV Canada. Tune in weeknights at 6p Eastern and Pacific."

      Nope, still there -- but he's not on the US airwaves anymore, it would seem.

    9. Re:Unfortunately by barureddy · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. The new Kevin and Chi-lan are not very good. They are not geeks. Kevin Rose is the last of the geeks on the screen savers. It seems like no one on the show has any technical skills what-so-ever anymore. They all have pretty faces and can read some facts. Most of them lack the spark of geekiness that is required to host a show of this type. A pretty face (and body. Sarah lane on the infrared camera episode was very revealing. I never knew an infrared camera could show so much.) only goes so far. It can bring us in, but keep us there for long.

  11. Re:basic questions by koreaman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    G4 - the network that bought out TechTV, which really sucked

    TSS - A show called "The Screen Savers," used to be good until the G4 buyout, see above.

    Why do we care - Because /. says you should.

  12. Re:Let me be the first to say... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    I second the motion.

    Most "tech tv" shows [not just that station but on other stations too] are so dumbed-down or outright incorrect [or just pandering] that they're not worth watching anyways.

    If I wanted to see a grossly overweight freak pluggin iMAC b.s. I'd bring a mirror to best buy and hang around the wrong sections ;-)

    hehehehe.

    Tom

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  13. G4, the MTV of tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    MTV has no music and now G4/TTV has no tech. G4 is dropping the TTV half of the name and going solely to a "lifestyle" and gaming network. What a crying shame.

    To the geeks here I say, "Boycott G4 and their sponsers. Write letters to the sponsers. Boycott their lame message boards. Spread the word far and wide."

    The Screensavers message board is being ruled by mods who only recently became mods. I suspect that they're G4 fans and/or employees. They immediately lock any thread that criticizes the show and they'll ban you in a hearbeat if you persist. Don't even bother posting there.

    The show looks like it's being run by some old fart who used to be in radio.

    1. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Recovery1 · · Score: 1
      To the geeks here I say, "Boycott G4 and their sponsers. Write letters to the sponsers. Boycott their lame message boards. Spread the word far and wide."

      Why bother. It sounds like they wouldn't care what you say to them, they wouldn't listen anyway. I think just leave them be, and after a while the silence will make them worry more. After all, you make a bunch of noise and at least they know you are watching.

      Oh but the part about telling everyone else sounds good.

    2. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by sixy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      To the geeks here I say, "Boycott G4 and their sponsers. Write letters to the sponsers. Boycott their lame message boards. Spread the word far and wide."
      I'd actually have to watch the shows to know who the sponsors were.
    3. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1

      "Boycott G4 and their sponsers. Write letters to the sponsers. Boycott their lame message boards. Spread the word far and wide."

      ... or we could just watch the scrambled porn channel

    4. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by daniil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate to say this, but you're preaching to the wrong choir. Because if you haven't noticed, then Slashdot is rolling down the same hill. News for Nerds? Get real. Most of these "news" come from mainstream sources such as ABC, New York Times and BBC. Most of the people reading (and posting to) Slashdot just fancy themselves nerds, as being a nerd is cool.

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    5. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by mcc · · Score: 1

      Write letters to the sponsers

      What I'd be more interested in conceptually is "Write letters to your cable company and demand they stop carrying G4".

      This wouldn't really work though unless something could be recommended to said cable companies to replace it, something that would have wider appeal than G4 and hopefully appeal to the people who used to watch TechTV. Is there any suitable such thing at this point in time?

    6. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaming? Who cares that much about gaming that they need to dedicate a whole TV network around it. Games have their place as do most things in the world, but they are not some all powerful god all geeks should whoreship.

    7. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by CrackedButter · · Score: 1


      "as being a nerd is cool" Oxymoron?

    8. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by ergo98 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Saying that the programming stinks and you're not interested in watching is one thing, but when you talk about actively boycotting parties they are involved with you're legitimate turning consumer choice into mere thuggery -- they don't have programming that you don't like, therefore they shouldn't exist and you'll do your best to annihilate them. To make a lame parallel, you seem to subscribe to the Bin Laden philosophy.

      Don't watch the show. If they really don't cater to anyone anymore (I personally don't watch it - I use to love the game show with that nerdy guy who looks sort of like Alton Brown, but the new version with the kinda scary looking woman [but with boobs!] is just terrible) then the rating monitors will measure accordingly and they'll change their programming or go off the air, and if there really is a market for truly geek TV then someone else will come in to fill the void.

    9. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      Classic business move. If you see competition, even if remote like in this case (game tv vs computer tv not really competition), then the easiest way to fight is not to fight. By them instead as if it's a good for all move. Then suck them dry for their useful bits and toss them to the curve, and since they no longer exist, your in the clear.

      Doesn't matter if your doomed too, you have at least a longer life without competition, and when you rebuild yourself you don't have any competition to start up against.

      Mergers often result in this. In the end they aren't mergers, but tricks for a take over. Like Benz merging with Chrysler, it was suppose the be a merger, not Benz taking over and trying to destroy the company. At least now Benz has realized their original plan of making chrysler a truck and mini-van company and stopping all car production to make way for the sales of more Mercedes was a bad plan, and they changed course.

    10. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it does have more educational content then G4 and is more entertianing

    11. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The show looks like it's being run by some old fart who used to be in radio.

      Leo?

    12. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leo is younger than I am. Besides, he's still in radio. At least Leo knows the difference between a PC and a Mac. The hosts they have on now only know about game machines and one of them (the new Kevin) has admitted that he's never even opened a computer case.

    13. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by zaffir · · Score: 1

      It's practically becoming an MTV advertisement itself. The Screensavers has a random movie or music star on every week that has absolutely nothing to do with tech. Most of them admit to never playing video games at all.

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    14. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boycott? Write letters? I have a better idea: just ignore them entirely.

    15. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      If you judge by posts like yours, Slashdot has been rolling downhill for at least 5 years now! Must be a looooooooong hill.

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    16. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      Only if it were in the form "cool nerd". And since the term "cool" is relative, even that's arguable.

    17. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by daniil · · Score: 1
      True dat. Furthermore, you could say that it's people like me that are the cause of this :7

      I did originally plan to write more than just one paragraph, the second one about how this kind of "rolling down the hill" is completely normal and that people should stop whining about it. But i'm still not completely sure about what i wanted to say by saying this, so i decided not to.

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    18. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      The real point is that "rolling down the hill" connotes that Slashdot had some golden age that consisted of professional quality journalism, a high signal-to-noise ratio and a diverse range of though from a diverse group of technologically-minded individuals.

      Maybe that was in the 4-digit UID days, but I certainly haven't seen it...

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    19. Re:G4, the MTV of tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      G4 was formed so that gaming advertisers would give them money. The G4 "shows" are just filler while the management waits to get paid.

  14. That article was so mind numbing... by Jaidon · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...I was imagining Garrison Keillor narrating it just to keep from going into a coma.

    Seriously though, I agree with the other comments; mistakes have been made and now consequenes must be suffered...kudos to Dan!!

  15. Re:basic questions by ravenspear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do we care - Because /. says you should.

    Wow, I knew some people had weak constitutions, but that is ridiculous.

  16. TSS no longer the real TSS by richdun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So I happened to turn on G4TechTVwhatever the other day, and I was appauled. "The Screen Savers" is little more than the old name on a new, much campier, much less useful show. I mean, I never liked everyone on TSS, but those idiots on the air now seem to be up on tech less than most Best Buy employees (no offense to any Best Buy employees on here, just needed a good, recognizable generalization of people who know little about tech but because they work for a tech giant fool the general public into buying whatever the advertisers want).

    I think that's the most disappointing thing (see the parenthetical comment above): Leo and Patrick used to tell people not to buy this or that, seemed to be big fans of open source, security, etc. (of course in Leo's case it was a Mac-addiction, but that's ok), and even though they knew most of their audience was PC-based and had to cover them the most, tried to spread things out, give everyone a taste of everything, and if something sucked, would let everyone know about it. I remember them even going against IE before it was popular, and Paul Allen was their boss then. Now we just hear about the campy mainstream this thing is cool marketing drivel.

    Ah, but those were the days. Let's hope this isn't a precedent. What's next, Slashdot brought to you by Dell...*shutters*

    1. Re:TSS no longer the real TSS by edittard · · Score: 0
      Ah, but those were the days. Let's hope this isn't a precedent. What's next, Slashdot brought to you by Dell...*shutters*
      That would be an improvement on the current situation: Slashdot, brought to you by Micro$oft and Roland Piquepaille's ad-whoring, story-ripping-off blog.
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    2. Re:TSS no longer the real TSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am appauled at your grasp of the English language. ..

      *shuttters*

    3. Re:TSS no longer the real TSS by richdun · · Score: 1

      Meh, that's what happens when you're in a hurry and don't proofread. Though at least I'm willing to butcher the English language with my screen name, not anonymously.

    4. Re:TSS no longer the real TSS by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      That's it in a nutshell. TechTV -- and mainly TSS -- had just about the only decent reporting about computers that I've ever seen on TV. (Although "Computer Chronicles", back in the day, wasn't too bad.) One of my local TV stations, for example, has a technology reporter who does regular segments on the evening news; but basically all he does is reguritate press releases. He's little more than a shill. (I.J. Hudson on Channel 4, I'm talking to you. You suck!) And that's the same thing I saw time and again, program after program, channel after channel -- until I saw TSS.

      Not that mainstream print journalism is a lot better, though we do have one very good "tech" columnist in the big local paper (Rob Pegoraro, Washington Post), along with one mediocre one (John Gilroy).

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  17. This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by human+bean · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The purpose of a media company is to make money selling product and promoting the owner's point of view. This, in turn, means that viewer share is paramount, and that if you have to "fix" the content to get more viewer share, so be it.

    Viewers do not want reality. They get enough of it from work, raising children, the tax man, and the world in general. They want to associate, identify, and forget the crummy world they had to endure most of the day. The masses want Disney, okay?

    You should always remember a media business truism: "The public are morons". Media types will never say this out where you can hear them, but I have sat through enough conference room discussions to know where these folks land. The reason for this is simple. In the great statistical average of the world, it's true. As much as you would have it otherwise.

    It is said that only one person out of thirty creates art, literature, science, or policy. Skip media. Hang around those folks instead. Become one of them. We need all we can get.

    Yes, I consider the Internet to be media now...

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    1. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by jeepmeister · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you're right. If you want to have an intelligent technical disucussion, banter about technology with smart people, and keep up on the latestest while mixing with truly hip people you have to hang around Starbucks, not cable TV.

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    2. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by beebware · · Score: 1

      >> "The public are morons" I've heard it more as "catering to the lowest common denominator". Why aim a show at only 20% of the population when if you "dumb-it-down", you can get 1,000s of extra Redneck BillyJoeBob's in trailer parks to watch ("'cause its funny" etc) and boost the audience share and the cost to advertisers.

    3. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      You should always remember a media business truism: "The public are morons". Media types will never say this out where you can hear them, but I have sat through enough conference room discussions to know where these folks land.

      And these are the people who are struggling to make it in today's media. People don't like the we're-smarter-than-you attitude.

      I attribute much of Fox News's sucess to an understanding this. The common man may not be a genius, but he does know when he's being talked down to, and he's a little fed up with it.

      I work in radio, and yes, we have some real idiots who listen -- people who can't watch TV without moving their lips. But they're the exception, not the rule. But if you target directly to them, they'll be the only audience you have left.

    4. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, BillyJoeBob is watching this crap. Not. Even he's smarter than the average TTV moron. They're catering to you and your crowd....you know, Slashdotters.

    5. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit! I am the customer, I am the purpose.
      Food network is doing the same damned thing right now.
      Used to be awesome cooking shows and now it's nothing but 30 min. adverts for planters peanuts etc. like "Top Five", "Unwrapped", "40 dollars a day", "Food Finds" etc. with 15 min of other adverts inserted in on top of that.
      Everything good is on late at night or early in the morning.
      If I have the hear that goofy Emeril say "Use your knob.", "Let's keep it G.", "I don't know where you get your flour, but mine don't come seasoned." one more time I'm going to consider going to NY and kicking his a$$.

    6. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by jrcamp · · Score: 1

      It used to be "I don't know about your water but mine doesn't come seasoned". Guess he changed over to flour to kick it up a notch. To give him some credit though, his show without the audience isn't too bad.

      I enjoy "$40 a day" actually. I don't care for her other show where she goes and has dinner with celebrities.

      I just hope "Good Eats" stays on for a very long time! That's the best show on there.

    7. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by pben · · Score: 1

      And these are the people who are struggling to make it in today's media. People don't like the we're-smarter-than-you attitude.

      I attribute much of Fox News's sucess to an understanding this. The common man may not be a genius, but he does know when he's being talked down to, and he's a little fed up with it.


      Funny I never thought of it you are right, Fox News is dumber and the average American. God I wish it was not true.

    8. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The purpose of a media company is to make money selling product and promoting the owner's point of view. This, in turn, means that viewer share is paramount, and that if you have to "fix" the content to get more viewer share, so be it.

      This may have been true at one time, but is it not true any more. The media is now an oligarchy. Clear channel recently bought the most popular radio station in Pittsburgh and turn it in to a muzak station on purpose. Seriously no one would listen to this music without a gun pointed at their head. Everyone stopped listening to that station, and it was taken off the air eventually. But why you say? Clear Channel had a competing station and it was getting beat out by the locally owned station all the time. Why not make better content? They decided it was easier and a sure way just to buy out the local station. And at the time they were looking to go with one program broadcast nation with on all their "rock" stations. What if the local radio owner won't sell? Well they drop the ad pricing until he goes out of business. Then he own goes broke as well as off the air.

      G4/Concast probably thought Tech TV was taking viewers from their gaming programs -- Gamers Geek who can tell the difference. The other problem with oligarchies is they are run by arrogant people who think they are making shit loads of money because they so brilliant and skilled, not because of price fixing. So they tend to steam roll over any new programs they acquire due to their delusions of grander. I beliver this is what happened to Sceen Savers.

    9. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some network just needs to make the "we're-smarter-than-you attitude" accessable to the average person.

      I suggest shows like "the Why doing stupid things is a bad idea show"
      the "People who wear suits still crap in a toilet, and then later on they rule you" show
      "Yeah you have terrible taste and are more ignorant than a rock, but there is more to life that you can enjoy" show
      and finally "the sophisticated mouthbreather"

    10. Re:This is media. It's pretty much all this way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, how did "mouthbreather" ever become slang for "stupid", anyway? I gotta admit, this bothers me, because I have a genius IQ, but I'm something of a mouthbreather myself. I breathe through my mouth because my nose is blocked up, not because I'm stupid. In fact, I kinda doubt that there's anyone who actually breathes through their mouth because they're too dumb to close it.

  18. The stripper hostess is really a tranny. by glrotate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or so I've heard.

  19. For what it's worth... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think people are shocked that it happened, but I do think it's good to get the straight scoop about how the situation evolved.

    As a moderately geeky business major, I see this as a management failure, so having this story helps me understand how not to screw up something good. If some geeky broadcast majors read this article, maybe they can help prevent some other geeky goodness from failing later.

    Just my two cents worth.

    1. Re:For what it's worth... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      As a moderately geeky business major, I see this as a management failure, so having this story helps me understand how not to screw up something good.
      If your KPIs & hence performance bonus depended on screwing it up, you'd screw it up. That or you've chosen the wrong subject to study.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    2. Re:For what it's worth... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't want to start an argument here, so please forgive me for seeming pedantic.

      I would respectfully suggest that if your performance indicators and performance bonuses are encouraging behaviors that result in your show going off the air, or losing your core audience without creating a similarly robust replacement, then you are using the wrong indicators. So, maybe the management failure is not in the control booth. Maybe it's in the front office, or in the corporate headquarters.

      If the financial requirements cause you to degrade the quality of your product, then either your product is not ready for the market (or vice versa) or you have not been sufficiently creative in your market planning. Bringing the business side and the 'entertainment' side together is the job of management.

      At least, that's the way the schools I attend teach it. Anyway, thanks for listening.

    3. Re:For what it's worth... by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If the financial requirements cause you to degrade the quality of your product, then either your product is not ready for the market (or vice versa) or you have not been sufficiently creative in your market planning. [...] At least, that's the way the schools I attend teach it. Anyway, thanks for listening.
      Do they also teach you the difference between short-term and long-term? And that one can improve profits in the former at a cost of totally bollocking-up the latter? Don't worry, it's probably coming up in year 2.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    4. Re:For what it's worth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would respectfully suggest that if your performance indicators and performance bonuses are encouraging behaviors that result in your show going off the air, or losing your core audience without creating a similarly robust replacement, then you are using the wrong indicators.
      Well duh!
    5. Re:For what it's worth... by Jerf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At least, that's the way the schools I attend teach it.

      You know how "everyone" always says they learned nothing at school?

      I've learned they are apparently serious... and you see it in actions like this.

      I swear, I'd never hire someone who claimed to learn "nothing" in school, anymore then I'd hire someone who only learned in school; I'd be too afraid they were literally, 100% telling the truth! (I'm not saying this to dis the self-taught, which can be great; I'm saying that if you sat through years of classes and learned nothing, absolutely nothing, either you are an absolute flaming genius 'cause you worked out the assembled wisdom of thousands/millions of man-years of some discipline by yourself, or you are someone who has completely wasted a remarkable opportunity.)

  20. New channel idea? by nxtr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If there is no longer a channel that appeals to geeks, why not create one? I'm see a huge market potential for it. There'd be millions watching it. Probably all the real geeks from TechTV would fly over, giving the channel some talent.

    Slashdot Channel anyone?

    1. Re:New channel idea? by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but geeks torrent all their TV shows now.

    2. Re:New channel idea? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1

      Slashdot Channel anyone?

      I'm still waiting for the next episode of "Geeks in Space"

    3. Re:New channel idea? by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot TV? I like that! It's a perfect marriage. TechTV was multimedia Slashdot as it was. They were symbiotes.

      All you TSS old timers reading this -- and I know you are -- harken to nxtr. This could have legs.

    4. Re:New channel idea? by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      The Slashdot Channel?

      Wouldn't that knock some of the other channels off the air? Or would it tap into your cable modem and automatically Slashdot every web site you visit?

      --
      Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
    5. Re:New channel idea? by realmolo · · Score: 1

      Problem is, so-called "geeks" are usually very well-informed about products that they buy. Which, obviously, is not what potential advertisers want AT ALL. It's hard to sell stuff to people who already know exactly what they want, and which online store will sell it to them for the lowest price.

      That's why G4 is so different from TechTV. They want to go after the clueless-but-rich-and-under-30 market.

    6. Re:New channel idea? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      which solves the distribution problem that used to kill independant productions before they started

      I work at an educational TV station which could easily produce a show like this. I just need show ideas - anyone???

    7. Re:New channel idea? by System.out.println() · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hire all the TSS crew that G4 fired, and make the successor to TSS.

    8. Re:New channel idea? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      If there is no longer a channel that appeals to geeks, why not create one?

      I've thought about this in the past... How many people are sick of the "surface" coverage of science and technology? I don't know if there is a big enough crowd to follow this kind of thing. On top of that how deep can you go with the coverage and still have a viewership that is still with you?

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    9. Re:New channel idea? by amokk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot Channel?

      It'd be pretty funny to watch, but not for the reasons that you're probably thinking.

      The actors would be handed scripts with spelling errors and completely erroneous information. 90% of the time spent reporting any story would be a "panel of experts" comprised of anybody who's willing to call in. The seats on the set would be modelled after RMS in such a way that an erect, hard cock will be pushed into the ass of anybody who sat down (think: inverted bar stool). Anything and everything MS would be immediately criticized in favour or some pre-alpha-quality open source variant that compiles but doesn't do what it's actually supposed to do.

      Oh yeah, and every third show would be a rerun of something already aired that day.

      --
      I think, therefore I am an Atheist.
    10. Re:New channel idea? by neil.pearce · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot TV? I dread to think.

      Tune in at peak times, and you'd just get a "service unavailable" test-card.

      Every-so-often the picture would be off to the left by a couple of inches - though tuning to another station and back again would usually fix this.

      They'd claim to be broadcasting in widescreen, but a closer look would reveal 240 line monochrome

    11. Re:New channel idea? by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      There were a couple - predating TechTV - CNet and ZDNet(TV). They both had good and bad things about them, but both went away (or turned into TechTV). That should tell you that there still isn't enough of an audience.

      Maybe at some point in the future there will be a need for a 24 hour Tech channel, but in the US, at least, there is just not enough demand for one. And demand is what TV is all about.

    12. Re:New channel idea? by 0racle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There used to be several channels like this, PBS, Discovery, National Geographic, I remember watching a 2-3 hour Nova special on Voyager 2 and that was the greatest thing I had ever seen, the rose and superball in liquid nitrogen was quite good too. The nice thing was that when they appealed to people who wanted to know, they had shows that went in depth, and others that were more for those who were interested but didn't have the time to get all of the background before hand.

      Guess what, that type of TV station doesn't make money now, its not what the majority want. Personally I never thought very highly of TechTV ever anyway and I don't see how you can call it in depth coverage, it was a glossing over of everything just as much as the evening news is and I don't understand what everyones love affair with the cast members is but format failed and went where it has for the same reason Discovery plays that god awful monster garage and National Geographic has reality shows, that format makes far more money then appealing to a small segment of the population.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    13. Re:New channel idea? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      So, ignore the typical TV advertisers and think more "outside the box". All of the technical magazines manage to find plenty of advertisers despite presumably being read by "well informed" audiences.

      If you're, say, Oracle, and you want to get the word out about some of the more powerful/technical features your latest incarnation of your database offers - where BETTER to do it than in front of a crowd that actually understands what you're telling them? Heck, a "true geek audience" is much more likely than average to have some influence on a corporate purchasing decision of that sort!

      G4 may be attempting to go after the "clueless but rich, under 30" market - but IMHO, a station is far better off having a "geeky, knowledgeable and influential" niche audience of all ages, with potential ties to corporate or university sales.

    14. Re:New channel idea? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      Great idea, but they are probably under some non-competition clause in their contracts... thus won't be allowed to do any TV show that is similiar to TSS... sucky, sad, but very true in the industry...

      Hell as a software developer I can't work on all sorts of stuff because of prior jobs I've held.

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      Programming is like sex... Make one mistake and support it the rest of your life.
    15. Re:New channel idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Reading your posts is fine, but for the love of god don't make me look at the /. crowd.

    16. Re:New channel idea? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      And if you were watching at a +4 threshold, an hour show would consist of nothing but 30 second snippets of Morgan Webb's upper frontal floatation devices. No that there's anything wrong with that. Them. Whatever.

    17. Re:New channel idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, please no. Can you imagine having to look at michael's face on television? It's bad enough having to read his elementary school writing. God save us from such a fate.

    18. Re:New channel idea? by Jason+Scott · · Score: 1

      Why not start out paying attention to Hacker Media?

      http://www.hackermedia.net

      You have hacker radio shows and even some TV shows. Check it out.

    19. Re:New channel idea? by value_added · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what about the jokes?

      Imagine-a-beowulf-in-soviet-russia-old-people-in -k orea-sharks-with lasers-640K-is-good-enough-but-is-it-digitally-sig ned jokes!

      Gotta be worth something, right?

      Ok, maybe not.

  21. Re:basic questions by koreaman · · Score: 1

    I was being sarcastic

  22. TSS was a goner long before G4 by musicscene · · Score: 2, Interesting

    TSS was steadily going downhill long before G4 got ahold of them. Once Leo Lapporte it was all Patrick could do to stay afloat.

    I no longer Tivo'd TSS or any TechTV show after that.

    Summary.

    TechTV was good.
    G4 is horrible.

    --
    "I'm not ashamed I can't function in society like I'm supposed to." - Paul Westerberg
    1. Re:TSS was a goner long before G4 by Catbeller · · Score: 4, Informative

      " TSS was steadily going downhill long before G4 got ahold of them. Once Leo Lapporte [leoville.com] it was all Patrick could do to stay afloat."

      Leo left because his contract permitted him to do so. The others would have left, but theirs did not.

  23. Mod parent up Was:Hmmm...Let's see by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1

    I haven't watched TechTV for years because of exactly this sort of suck factor. It used to be kind of cool to see shows on TV that actually talked about Linux on par with Windows, but they've taken a good thing and completely screwed it up. Go out of business fast, so we can start The Linux Channel.

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    How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
  24. Leo & Patrick by Dr.StrrAngeLove · · Score: 0, Redundant

    leo and patrick. where the backbone of techtv. since then, these dumb changes has made it go downhill. Techtv is spineless. worthless. g4techtv is going to be remember in history like the titanic. i love gameing..im an addict. ill spend 8 hours on it. and im 30 years old. but g4techtv sucks. i love technology also... they ruin something that was working just fine. they should teach in harvard business about g4techtv as what not to do. this network needs leo and patrick. what a joke..g4 is.. where did they how to ruin a company from enron?

    1. Re:Leo & Patrick by shakezula · · Score: 0

      No, Leo and Kate were the backbone, and then along came "I'm so anti-mainstream, I listen to Drop Kick Murphys" Patrick. Terrible counter to Leo's at least interesting and informative (if you are a technical novice) schtick. NOTHING is worse than the "Dark Tipper" or Chris Perrillo though. TechTV's been dying since 2001, G4 just put the nails in the coffin.

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      I know what you're thinking. Did I forward 65,535 packets or 65,536 packets?
  25. Re:basic questions by cqnn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    G4 is a network aimed at the video game (console and PC) markets.
    They were merged with TechTV to take advantage of the greater audience
    availability that channel had gained.

    TSS is an acronym for The ScreenSavers. An end-user oriented Tech News,
    commentary, tips, call-in and variety show that was the flagship program
    for the defunct network.

    We cared because back in the day, while TSS did reflect much of the Windows-centric
    viewpoint of much of the computer industry, they were also a positive and active source
    of news and information about OSS, Linux, Windows Alternatives, Windows Security and
    functional issues; and keeping an open mind about users choices in use (and abuse)
    of technology.

  26. Fake question by edittard · · Score: 0, Insightful
    "he states that TSS manufactured questions and used 'ringers' to ask their questions on the show"

    A slashdot story (from michael the censorware killer, no less) complaining about journalistic integrity! Oh the irony.

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    At the bottom of the /. main page it says 'Yesterday's News'. Well they got that right.
  27. Live in LA, Listen to Leo by jeepmeister · · Score: 2, Informative

    Eventhough TSS is down the drain, G4 has degenerated into the Millie Vanilli of tech talk and Leo has long since departed; those of us in Los Angeles can catch Leo on KFI and avoid paying toll charges. It's one of the few redeeming characteristics of living in a cultural wasteland. You can check out Leo here (http://leoville.tv/radio/pmwiki.php)

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    I don't need no estinkin' .sig
    Jeepmeister
    1. Re:Live in LA, Listen to Leo by 12Volts · · Score: 1

      I hate to break this to you - but you can listen to Leo anywhere in the world live - or download the show by Mp3 by podcast. And we get to enjoy the LA advertisements as well - just in case we need to know what to do with a diabetic cat.

    2. Re:Live in LA, Listen to Leo by jeepmeister · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you have to pay for it.

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    3. Re:Live in LA, Listen to Leo by 12Volts · · Score: 1

      I don't pay for anything - so not sure what you mean by that.

  28. Leo was the bet part of The Screen Savers by W00dyW00d · · Score: 1

    Once G4TechTV i stopped watching, then i started listening to Leo radio show its my new show. soo nice to hear Leo just talk his mind.

  29. Boo for G4 by MBCook · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I used to love TSS, back in the ZDTV days. I liked alot of the shows. TechTV got some other good shows near the end of their life (I liked Invent This! tons). I'd never heard these aligations (I stoped watching TSS back in the TechTV days), but I can't say that I'm suprised at all.

    But G4 bought them out. The ONLY thing they have done right (in my opinion) is keep X-Play running (new episodes and they don't seem to have changed it much if at all). TSS is terrible. As far as I can tell (and my TiVo) there are no new episodes of Invent This!, Fresh Gear, or a few other shows since G4 took over. The G4 content (the only one I've ever really watched is Filter) seems amaturish (like a high budget public access cable show) and like marketing smothered it with "love". The host is an idiot, it's full of "cool stuff" (acording to marketing) and the show is just terrible. The show would be MUCH better if they would just drop the host. I've found nothing else on G4 that I like (with the exception of the occational episode of Icons).

    So for me, G4 has become the X-Play channel. Becuase they don't seem to want to make new episodes of the shows that they said they would keep (see above), that's the only thing I watch on the channel. When I first got satellite TV (DirecTV), one of the big reasons was so I could watch ZDTV. I got to watch The Screen Savers and all sorts of other interesting stuff (remember the show that would show computer animations made by people? That's how I discovered Animusic). Over the years, the channel has deciled (as TechTV although that wasn't SO bad) to being about as high on my list of "good" as SpikeTV (I used to think the constant banner on the bottom of TNN was bad, how I wish for those days).

    All they have to do is mess up X-Play to lose me forever. Put someone with a BRAIN who is in touch with the AUDIENCE in charge of the channel, huh? Give it to Leo or SOMEONE. Because marketing is about to market me OUT of their audience.

    RIP G4/TechTV, it's been a long, sad decline.

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    Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
    1. Re:Boo for G4 by zaffir · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree! Invent This, XPlay, and Icons are the only shows i watch on G4 anymore. The first one is almost never shown if at all, and i rarely see an episode of Icons - much less a new one. Thanks GOD XPlay hasn't been changed. It's the only G4 show i watch on a regular basis.

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      "Upon attaching the waterblock to my penis, I began to notice that I know nothing about computers." -- JRockway
    2. Re:Boo for G4 by bbagnall · · Score: 1

      Hey, I noticed your sig included "The War Against Boys". I'm just getting to the end of this book and am totally amazed at how smart the author Christina Hoff Sommers is at pinpointing what went wrong in the late 80's and 90's. We could seriously start pumping out some very sharp students but it seems like some powerful lefties out there are dead set against it.

    3. Re:Boo for G4 by soimless · · Score: 1

      I'm the same. I used to love waching some of the briitish documentries like Body Hits and secret strange and true. I did like TSS, for the interviews and random stuff they put up. My freind had shown me G4 and I thought what kinda crap is this. when they put them togheter TechTv made it seem like they had bought G4. When they where finaly put togheter Tss didn't go down hill till they moved LA. I do agree that X-Play is the only thing they have going. All the other shows seems so brainwahsed... Lucky for me time warnner has tech tv on demand, and they still show things like Body hits and others.

    4. Re:Boo for G4 by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      All they have to do is mess up X-Play to lose me forever. Put someone with a BRAIN who is in touch with the AUDIENCE in charge of the channel, huh? Give it to Leo or SOMEONE. Because marketing is about to market me OUT of their audience.

      TV is all about selling the largest audience possible to the advertisers, not satisfying niche markets. Look at radio. Focus groups and marketting and bean counting are destroying everything.

      The powers that be decided they don't care about what techTV was, just what can make them a more general, larger audience, which they can sell to advertisers.

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    5. Re:Boo for G4 by bani · · Score: 2, Insightful

      bonnie hammer destroyed the scifi channel, turning it into a stupid horror/pyschic channel aimed at housewives. but at least they occasionally ran some good series.

      then scifi cancelled farscape.

      then those fucks at g4 destroyed techtv.

      so I cancelled cable. when they asked why, i told them - scifi and techtv had gone to shit.

      why pay $40/mo on cable when you can buy an entire season of episodes for $40, commercial free, on dvd, and watch them when you want and not when the networks dictate you should watch them? (yes i know you can dvr your channels, but buying dvd box sets is still cheaper, and better quality.)

    6. Re:Boo for G4 by jjustice · · Score: 1

      I really don't get what so many people like about X-Play. I just got DirecTV recently, and the first couple of episodes of this that I saw, they didn't like a single game they reviewed. So my initial reaction was "Why the heck would you get people who don't like games to do a game review show?" I watched a few more anyway, and it turned out they do claim to like some games. But for the most part, the show seems to be more about how 'cleverly cynical' they can be, rather than about games. And their rating system truly sucks. I haven't actually kept a count, but it seems like ninety percent of what they review gets a '3 out of 5'. They will go on and on about how much they hated a game and then give it a '3 out of 5'. Next, they'll talk about how much they enjoyed a game and how good its graphics were, and give it a '3 out of 5'. Why do they even bother with the number? The only thing on G4 that I watch regularly is 'Judgment Day'. Now those guys know their games! And their reviews come across as their honest opinions, not something that was written for them to say to sound clever or funny. And they actually are funny, whereas on X-Play they're only trying to be funny.

    7. Re:Boo for G4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See the thing is, most games DO suck. Stores are full of bullshit that should never have gotten past the first draft, and on top of it, they demand 40-50 bucks out of your pocket and hours of your time.

      Xplay figures anything wanting that much cash ought to GIVE BACK something good and when they games can't give shit, they trash the game as well they should.

      If every game reviewer held games to the Xplay standards, we'd all have much better games.

      Instead, we have a shitload of magazines and websites too busy being NICE to the game companies and kissing ass at the game publishers in order to get freebies or "exclusive" review rights. How many bad reviews get bought off? A ton. That's why the game stores are full of bad games.

      Xplay doesn't give a SHIT about that stuff or kissing anyone's ass. They call a bad game a bad game, fuck what ANYONE else wants. It pisses off the game companies, the publishers, and people who only want to hear positive reviews.

    8. Re:Boo for G4 by jjustice · · Score: 1

      > If every game reviewer held games to the Xplay standards, we'd all have much better games.

      Well, that's only if you take seriously the premise that their reviews are based on 'standards'. As far as I can tell, the show is more of an attempt at a comedy routine than a review show. And I just don't usually find it all that funny. Again I offer for comparison 'Judgment Day'. Tommy and Victor are also willing to call bad games bad, and they even wildly disagree with each other on some games. When I watch JD, I get the sense that these guys have been playing games for a long time, actually played the games they're reviewing, and are giving us their honest opinions. On X-Play, I get the sense that someone else played the games and wrote some stuff they thought would be funny for the hosts to read off of the teleprompter. One thing I do like on X-Play, however, is the bear that answers technical questions and then attacks the camera.

    9. Re:Boo for G4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Network TV (ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX) and traditional radio (Clear Channel) are selling to the largest audience possible - a last ditch effort to keep a dying business model afloat.

      Digital TV and Radio is all about niche markets. It's all about catering to a specific segment.

  30. A great channel, ruined. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (This is, of course, my opinion.)

    I started watching TechTV when it first came on the air, when it was called "ZDTV." I was thrilled at a channel dedicated to computers and technology, since I have yearned for many years for such a channel to come about. I enjoyed the show very much throughout just about all the time when it was known as ZDTV, and when it was then known as TechTV. I use to watch The Screen Savers quite often, along with Fresh Gear, Cybercrime, Unscrewed, and a whole host of other shows that premiered on that network at the time. At this time, it was no doubt that TechTV was my favorite channel. I then started another year of school, so my free time to watch television (and, more importantly, TechTV) was rather limited. When I finally found some free time in my otherwise busy schedule, I flipped on the television, and decided to watch some of my all-time favorite channel. It was then I realized that was now known as "G4TV." After hitting "Guide" on the remote control and realizing that all my favorite shows were replaced with
    new shows, (ones that mostly pertain to games) that the old shows and hosts were gone, (Leo Laporte was indeed a favorite to me) I quit watching the channel. For me, the show is ruined. I hope that the Slashdot readers do not find this as flamebait, but the channel simply does not appeal to me anymore. (Judging by what I previously read on Slashdot, a lot of readers are no longer watching the show, too.) I have not been keeping up with the show, or the hosts, but I last heard that Martin Sargent, the last of the original TechTV crew, was fired. (You can correct me here, since I am really not sure.)

    PS: Is there anybody here on Slashdot that likes G4TV better than TechTV? If, so respond. I would be pleased to hear what you have to say.

    1. Re:A great channel, ruined. by cqnn · · Score: 1

      "I have not been keeping up with the show, or the hosts, but I last heard that Martin Sargent, the last of the original TechTV crew, was fired. "

      TechTV alumni that can still be seen on G4TechTV.
      (off the top of my head)

      Kevin Rose

      Sarah Lane

      Morgan Webb

      Chi-Lan Lieu (Yes, she came over from TechTV as
      a Fresh Gear segment producer).

      Brendan Moran

      Adam Sessler

      PPS (credited to and paraphrased from a poster from the G4TechTV forums):

      You don't have to like seeing a slow-motion train
      wreck to still be fascinated at watching it occur.

    2. Re:A great channel, ruined. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ZDTV/TechTV was good. ZDTV, I loved as it featured one of the personalities I always respect; John C. Dvorak. The Screen Savers, was also one of my favorities. And Call for Help when Leo was on it. Back then it was a station where I could watch, and while they occasionally featured what I considered "old news", it was fun and did try to help those with less knowledge. Back then they were doing a fairly good job of being a progressive technology network. Now, there is little technology on G4TechTV, and some of their cast seem to me to be totally stupid "gamers".

      Although, TechTV was doing some things bad, they knew enough to keep Leo and Patrick their centerpiece, since they did their best to keep the channel centered on its vision. G4 has no vision, it has taken a wonderful promise and turned it into a channel devoid of technology news. Yes, there some news still but its mostly gone in favor for less educational broadcasting.

      - Dragonlord_Warlock

  31. Re:G4, the MTV of tech --MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're 100% correct. 15 minutes of watching that channel made me really sick.

  32. This is nothing new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember calling a pop station back in 1990 (yes they actually played a decent rocking song during that period) to request said rocking song, and was instructed that they only played "requests" that they set up. You basically had to "request" something on the set-in-stone playlist.

  33. This took guts. Good work Dan! by fericyde · · Score: 1
    Sounds really familiar to me. Something gets bought out and ruined by replacing all of the editorial staff.

    Then really unethical things happen. Then someone blows the whistle.

    Reading through some posts here -- media is _supposed_ to be something it's not at times -- ethical. Just because some media is extremely unethical doesn't mean that it all has to be. It certainly doesn't excuse the people that have been caught doing the bad stuff.

    I've worked in many different industries in my time, but what has surprised me is that in the Banking industry, they make you sign an ethics statement before you can done an ounce of work.

    You'd think before you were allowed to publish stuff or blast it out over the airwave, there'd be similar rules in place.

    BUT NOOOO!

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  34. Even worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear that those guys on cop shows aren't really peace officers, but people they hire to pretend they are policemen.

  35. Good old times... by agoliveira · · Score: 1

    I lived in US in 1999/2000 and I have a very good memory about the TSS and TechTV in general. Actually, I tought about how nice would be if I had it on DirecTV so I could watch when I returned home. Looks like it's not the case anymore :(

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    1. Re:Good old times... by datadriven · · Score: 1

      I have DirecTV and it's channel 354.

  36. Ok, just in case anyone out there got confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    He was "appalled" in that first line (not "appauled" which I can only surmise involves some sort of sexual act with Paul Shaffer)

    In the last sentence he "shuddered". At no time did closing any shutters take place.

  37. Oh the irony. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Complaints about journalistic integrity from the site that runs blatant ads masqurading as stories and obvious Good Old Boy networking via the Roland Piquepaille gambit.

  38. Another one... by SteveXE · · Score: 0

    Im another who stopped watching TechTV after it merged with G4, i used to watch that channel all the time, in fact it was pretty much the only thing i watched on TV. Almost right after the merger you could tell it was going downhill and everything was changing. I havent watched in a couple months now and i really dont care to. G4 needs to fire EVERYONE who is in uppermanagment and hire some gamers who know what they are talking about for the jobs.
    I was happy when i finally got Comcast Digital Cable cause it meant i'd get to watch my fav shows again, a year later its all gone and im back to sticking with dvd's and the computer for my entertainment.

  39. I really tried to read it by veg_all · · Score: 1

    Honest. But when I got to the sentence where he uses the phrase "the talent" to describe a group of people, I just had to stop. I mean, come on: A Site That Opens Your Mind To Computer Technology?! Oh, wow, thanks. I really needed that. Yes, thank you for opening my mind with your fucking website.

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    1. Re:I really tried to read it by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      read the bottom... G4 are a bunch of assholes with no morals... read the link to the wil weaton post.

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      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    2. Re:I really tried to read it by tricorn · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's a dumb reason to think the article is bad. "Talent" is a standard term in TV to describe the person/people in front of the cameras. It is often used by the crew in an ironic way (though some talent are amazing - you try winging a 48 second pitch for something, have it make perfect sense, not be repetitive, and end at a logical place at exactly 47.5 seconds).

    3. Re:I really tried to read it by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      in fact, the Japanized word "tarento" is the true word used to describe television personalities

    4. Re:I really tried to read it by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      i should have clarified that "tarento" is Japanese pronunciation for "talent" and that is the word used in Japanese, not English (for anyone who was confused)

      i shouldn't be posting at 6 am

    5. Re:I really tried to read it by veg_all · · Score: 1

      I did not realize that. Thanks. It appeared to be unironic, though. But I went back and read the entire article after all because of your post and the second half was much better than the first, which still strikes me as being tainted with some misplaced vanity.

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  40. I don't know if I'd say that by mcc · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Fused" implied some aspects of TechTV survived.

    I'd say a more accurate description of things would be:

    Comcast was having trouble with their G4 network, which was not popular (especially not in their target market, where they were generally reviled) and was only available in a small number of areas due to a widespread lack of demand. So they bought TechTV-- which was available on far, far, far more cable networks than G4 due to the many years spent building up a reputation-- with the intent of simply replacing TechTV with G4 and thus getting all of TechTV's market penetration without having to work for it. So they bought TechTV, announced G4 and TechTV were "merging", gave TechTV's former screen personalities token jobs for a short period before firing them or driving them all off, and are currently settling into a situation where G4, in pretty much the exact form it was in before the merger, is now showing on those channels where TechTV was previously available.

    G4's name does still have that vestigial "TechTV" appended to the end, but one recent G4 press release I saw referred to the network simply as "G4"; either this was a typo or that final superficial "TechTV" will be disappearing from the name before long.

    1. Re:I don't know if I'd say that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in the know. That vestigal "techTV" will be gone soon.

    2. Re:I don't know if I'd say that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it about 75% right but missed one item.

      The merger of the two names was meant to convince
      the satellite companies that TechTV had not been "substantially changed" because such a change would allow both sat companies to drop the channel.

      Comcast had just spent $300M to buy TechTV for the SOLE purpose of getting on Dish and DirecTV so having the thing pulled out from under them was not going to be allowed to happen.

      Thus the "merger" idea was born, carried for about 6 months, and has now been flushed down the toilet. The satellite companies will have now forgotten about what TechTV used to be and won't compare it against the current G4, so basically Comcast wins and gets to go back to calling it plain old G4.

      Now. They have gotten their satellite slots but people still aren't watching, and that's because the G4 model sucks ass. Their target audience is too busy PLAYING games to bother watching TV shows about people playing games, and the TechTV audience -which was always much larger than G4s- wants nothing much to do with gaming. The ratings now are far worse than before the buyout. So basically nobody wants this channel.

      It exists because they keep spinning it in the Comcast boardrooms where clueless executives keep the money rolling because they don't get it. But they figure if you spend enough, eventually the audience will come.

    3. Re:I don't know if I'd say that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. I was a fan of most of the shows on TechTV even if I didn't watch them a whole lot. However, I don't even bother turing "G4TechTV" on anymore since it completely blows. Comcast wasn't interested in merging anything, they just wanted to smother any comptetion their own lame network had. Almost every show taken from TechTV, with the exception of TSS and Extended Play (what a suprise, a video game show) have been either since canceled or have been running in re-runs until (I'm sure) they will be removed. Of course, this is a completely retarded move for Comcast because G4 was never even close to being competition for TechTV. TechTV was just that, TV about Tech. G4 is garbage TV about video games. Who cares? Do we really need an entire network devoted to watching people play video games? I do that at my friends house because they never let anyone else play, it sucks!! Video games can account for 1, maybe 2 weekly produced shows on a network and be successful. I don't understand how G4 will stay afloat. They wasted a bunch of money removing their "competition" for no reason, since this will not bring them any new viewers for the reasons above. At the same time, they've crapped all over any loyal TechTV fans by killing most of the good shows they aquired and injecting poision into the only good show left (TSS). By the way, I was just starting to like that Alex guy, at least he was funny. This new Kevin P. guy sucks. He's lame as hell and doesn't seem to know a thing about the show. And Chi-Lan, they might as well have laid a figgin doormat next to Kevin. I think Kevin P.'s a--hole might have more personality than this chick. And finally, how could you get rid of Martin Sargent? He easily had more talent than enitre G4 network. At least Kevin Rose and Sarah are still on, of course I'm sure the network will go belly up soon anyway. Great job Comcast!!! No wonder Disney didn't want you. I don't either.

  41. Lets play with them by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

    If slashdot readers call with simple decoy questions, then switch it up to something more worthy of a phone call when on the air, the producers will be forced to focus on technical aspects instead of entertainment value, or they will look inept alot.

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  42. Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please wipe the shocked expression off my face.

  43. "G4"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, this wasn't the previous/current generation Apple CPU (and current Motorola^W Freescale embedded offering)? That's what "G4" says to me. Perhaps a brief additional moniker would have been warranted. Actually my second guess before R'ing TFA was something about future mobile phone tech...

    I don't know Jack Scheisse about TV shows in the USA, as I am a citizen abroad for a few years now -- and not the only such one reading /. either. Some editorial touch, pretty please.

  44. TSS just recycles Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a few episodes of TSS recently. All they do is recycle that day's Slashdot articles. What are the chances that they'll recycle this one? :)

    1. Re:TSS just recycles Slashdot by CoolSilver · · Score: 1

      None other than claiming that they rock more now with G4. I agree G4 messed up Tech TV.

    2. Re:TSS just recycles Slashdot by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Thats ok, /. recycles /. too!!! :-P

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  45. If you don't, someone else will. by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If your KPIs & hence performance bonus depended on screwing it up, you'd screw it up. That or you've chosen the wrong subject to study.
    It's possible to make a decision not to go with the maximum profit so you can maintain a loyal audience.

    But you won't be there forever. When you move on, the next person will most likely pillage your audience for the maximum profit/lowest cost.

    I think that's what was shown in the original article. While the show was under control of TechTV, it was good. After the buyout/merger, it sucked.
  46. I dunno by iosmart · · Score: 1

    I haven't been following TSS for about four years, but to me, TechTV has been going down even before this G4 stuff. For a while, they had like 12 hour blocks of TechLife. Then they filled up that space with a bunch of Robot Wars crap. Right before G4, it seemed as if that's all TechTV ever showed...after G4, the situation was slightly helped with some random gaming shows. But these G4 shows are pretty terrible anyhow, so things are still bad.

  47. Sad to see it crash & burn by Celt · · Score: 1

    although I never saw the show on digital/sat as I'm in Ireland
    I have downloaded alot of eps and it was extremely sad to see the show going down hill :(
    I watched about 3-4 shows after the layoffs when Kevin was thrown to the sidelines and it just wasn't interesting anymore so I stopped watching it.
    Sad to see a good show crash and burn due to bad decisions...

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    "WebTV: bringing the Internet into the shallow end of the gene pool since 1995" - Martin Bishop
  48. Personally, by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    I'm curious what CleverNickName has to say about this.

    Doesn't look like he's been very prolific since the Ask Wil Wheaton Anything Again story a couple weeks back, though.

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    1. Re:Personally, by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      If you RTA, there's a link at the bottom linking back to a blog post here on Slashdot by him, where he talked about quitting arena. It's a very similar story.

    2. Re:Personally, by zonker · · Score: 0

      btw, here's a link to a biosheet on who wil had a beef with. jimdownslickssweatyballs.com. and this asshole is still running things 2 years later...

  49. oops by iosmart · · Score: 1

    I meant TechLive

  50. Management didn’t want ‘geeks’ by cathryn · · Score: 1

    "Management didn't want 'geeks' asking questions on our show anymore. I had to become more judicial with the people we put on our show. Producing a live call isn't as bad as it may seem. They're still genuine questions from real people. Since the show was taking on more of an entertainment-value format, it only makes sense to find people who speak eloquently and have not as technical of questions (at least for the A block). But this is where the problems started. For five to six years TSS has groomed its audience to be geeks, they encouraged it. When we moved to L.A. that all changed."

    No 'geek' question? Dudes, you have a TV networked packed with Anime and babes babbling on about video games. Who exactly do you think is watching out there?

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    1. Re:Management didn’t want ‘geeks’ by fbartho · · Score: 1

      That's why he had propblems... They had groomed for geeks, but didn't want them on the air, meaning they had to get someone for whom the show wasn't targeted, to call in, and ask a question.

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  51. Is there a name .... by khasim · · Score: 1

    for a person who fantasizes about the glamour and popularity that would be his if only he could be a nerd?

    Being a nerd isn't cool. But at least you have some respect and recognition from fellow nerds.

    1. Re:Is there a name .... by daniil · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ack. You weren't supposed to take it literally.

      See, we're talking about two different things here. Two different persons. One is the nerd and the other is the image of a nerd. Actually being a nerd might not be cool, but being a "nerd" is, just like it's cool to be "green" and so on. Reading Slashdot and watching gaming programmes is a part of the image.

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  52. At one time... by vwjeff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the Screen Savers were the only show on TV that would come close to taking about technology. Where else on TV would you hear Linux mentioned as well as a live install (as Megan did on a show) They would often mention programs that I had never heard of and I would go download them. The first time I heard of Knoppix was on The Screensavers. Hell, they even had Taco in for an interview. (The last good thing they did after the merger)

    I once loved watching the show but now I can't. The new hosts are all about gaming, gaming, gaming.

    1. Re:At one time... by stonecypher · · Score: 3, Informative

      the Screen Savers were the only show on TV that would come close to taking about technology

      Apparently nobody's turned you onto PBS, The History Channel, the Learning Channel, the Technology Channel, CNN Tech, et cetera, et cetera. I mean, even the Canadians have a tech channel now, and they don't even have electricity.

      Here's a hint: The Daily Show had both more frequent and more in-depth coverage of actual technology news than TechTV or G4 had put together. Quake 6's phong shaded goraud mip-mapped quincunx staggered light/reflection mapping isn't tech news. (I write video games for a living, so kindly stuff the upcoming suggestion that I either dislike games or don't follow game developments with a trained eye.)

      Sciencey things your science channel has missed in the last two years: Cloning animals, finalizing the human codon search, new fundamental particles, new states of matter, the stem cell debate, half a dozen governmental-level beliefs about what's going on with our environment, two near-misses from asteroids large enough to threaten the ecosphere, three potential global plagues, the closure of one of the clay institute math problems, two major developments in number theory, a polynomial time algorithm for determining primality, the development of silicon on insulator chip doping, a refactoring of the mechanisms believed to underlie gravity and the suggestion that gravity may be blocked by not one, not two, but three seperate mechanisms in three seperate sets of reproducible studies, the first application of an antiviral agent to humanity as developed by large-scale simulation, various public policy issues regarding monitoring especially but not solely after 9/11, the food shortage on the international space station, the development of transparent transistors, OLED, a solid year of functional transmissions from two seperate self-powered agents on Mars, the experimental suggestion of subatomic-scale selection mechanisms, a robot lab entering the orbit of one of the moons of saturn, rollable solar cells, the commercial development of space, the ESA's support for a space elevator, the first grown and functioning human heart, the Jetson promise of home utility robots, stem-cell based reversal of paralyzing spinal injury, the drop of the home machine fabricator beneath not just the $50k but also beneath the $10k mark, the introduction of the first three major space powers since the 1970s, and the first time Bush has ever come through on one of his grandiose research promises.

      Sciencey things your science channel has covered: Zelda, the Segway, and just barely enough CPU theory to make the marketers sound honest.

      I once loved watching the show but now I can't. The new hosts are all about gaming, gaming, gaming.

      Five minutes of science spread out over three hours of rambling pseudo-news about games does not a science show make; if it did, then the first science channel you ever watched was probably either Nickelodeon (Mr. Wizard,) the Disney channel (half a dozen shows) or NBC (Beakman's World.)

      Oh, it doesn't seem kosher to pull saturday morning kid's science shows? Then explain to me how those, which actually make the effort to teach physics, biology and chemistry, are less science show than a channel whose greatest vision of the cutting edge in research is attempting to predict whether the new XBox will use Rambus products.

      Hint: the evening local news regularly has more science in one half-hour episode in every single city I've ever lived than G4 has all day.

      Aw, don't like a channel about gaming? I'd mock you for whatever G4 stands for, since one of those words is gaming, except that they so coyly chose a name to confuse customers that I can't find anyone explaining what the hell it means between all the talk of cpus, fax specifications and complaints about how badly the channel sucks.

      "I hate history, the people on the history channel don't talk about anything but history." Change the channel, dimwit.

      +2, Interesting? Mod parent down.

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    2. Re:At one time... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      the Learning Channel

      TLC has become the Interior Decorating Channel. Seems like most of the time, they're showing Trading Spaces, some variant thereof, or shows about cosmetic makeovers.

      I think somebody a couple years ago put that channel on autopilot, and now his corpse is stinking in the control room.

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      They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    3. Re:At one time... by vwjeff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I should have been more specific in my complaints. I said "technology" what I should have said computer technology. I never mentioned the word science in my original post. There are plenty of science sources on TV but few if any shows dedicated to computer technology. "I hate history, the people on the history channel don't talk about anything but history." What else would you expect the history channel to talk about besides history? What would you expect a channel called G4/TechTV to talk and report about? You would expect gaming and (computer) technology. Well that's not true. Change the channel, dimwit. Guess what, I have changed the channel and no longer watch G4/TechTV. If you would have read my original post you would have seen that. You are clearly a troll. Have a great day.

    4. Re:At one time... by JavaMoose · · Score: 1
      You wrote:

      > a refactoring of the mechanisms believed to underlie gravity and the suggestion that gravity

      > may be blocked by not one, not two, but three seperate mechanisms in three seperate sets

      > of reproducible studies.

      I seemed to have missed this news. Can you point me to something that has some information about these studies?

    5. Re:At one time... by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

      The Screen Savers was not a science show at all. Their niche is computer technology, Internet, gadgets and other similar areas. I would suggest that they no more missed doing stories on major developments in number theory than they did in reporting on new art exhibits at the Guggenheim. Science simply wasn't its bailiwick.

    6. Re:At one time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and the Discovery Channel has become the "monster" channel. Monster everything. That, and the "biker" channel.

    7. Re:At one time... by stonecypher · · Score: 1
      Way to miss the point.

      There are plenty of science sources on TV but few if any shows dedicated to computer technology.

      You seem to have missed the list in my post. Re-read it; it contains some of what you're currently claiming doesn't exist under your new replacement complaint, which by the way doesn't actually jive with your previous text.

      "I hate history, the people on the history channel don't talk about anything but history."

      What else would you expect the history channel to talk about besides history?


      Yes, jackass, that's the entire reason I said that. You're talking about a network with the word "game" in its title, bitching that it shows too many gaming shows. How is this unclear, again? How is explaining my own metaphor back to me useful in your diatribe in any way?

      What would you expect a channel called G4/TechTV to talk and report about?

      I wouldn't know: there hasn't been such a channel for almost two years now. It's just called G4, and games are in that title, whereas Tech is not. If you'd read my post, you'd know that I'd already dealt with that; of course, it's fairly apparent that you didn't, seeing one thing you disliked and immediately jumping into attack mode. Down, boy: my steak. Go eat your own food.

      Change the channel, dimwit.

      Guess what, I have changed the channel and no longer watch G4/TechTV.


      Unfortunately, not in time to stop you from whining on slashdot. Luckily, since you didn't say that in your post (though you pretend to have and even attempt to shame me for it in the reply post,) but rather discussed what was still on the channel, it seemed to everyone that you're still watching the channel - and frankly, I suspect you're now claiming you don't to try to look less stupid.

      If you would have read my original post you would have seen that.

      Oh? Here's the original post:

      the Screen Savers were the only show on TV that would come close to taking about technology. Where else on TV would you hear Linux mentioned as well as a live install (as Megan did on a show) They would often mention programs that I had never heard of and I would go download them. The first time I heard of Knoppix was on The Screensavers. Hell, they even had Taco in for an interview. (The last good thing they did after the merger)

      I once loved watching the show but now I can't. The new hosts are all about gaming, gaming, gaming.


      Apparently I wouldn't. Maybe you've got mystery words there that the rest of us can't see? Or, maybe you take that last paragraph differently, where you're talking about what's currently on the channel: I mean surely, if you know what's on the channel today, then you're not watching it. How silly of me. By the way, nobody's fooled; just thought you might like to know.

      You are clearly a troll. Have a great day.

      Yes, clearly it's me.

      Oh, and since you don't seem to realize this: in Slashdot, we can get old articles and paste them again, and look what you really said. Lying about having meant or said something in the past may work when you're arguing with your little sister. Not here, son.

      Carry on.
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  53. How can no one mention Morgan Webb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is /.!! Morgan and her gorgeous face, stunningly curvaceous figure, wry liberal arts humor and vocabulary, not to mention those mouth watering cantaloupes, provides the only value that G4 or TechTV ever had.

    Screen Savers always was lame. Who here couldn't do a better job than those weak dorks?

    But, Morgan, now there's something to open a new box of Handi-Wipes for!

  54. AntiG4TTV.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AntiG4TechTV has the whole story of techtv and g4 on their main page...
    http://antig4ttv.com

  55. That's Broadcasting by Synesthesiatic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't say I'm entirely surprised. As a journalism student I've seen that there's an inherent "fakeness" in broadcasting.

    It was worse for TV, but even in my radio class we "greened" our live interviews by pre-interviewing them off air and writing up questions. So the interviewee pretty much knew what to expect. A print reporter wouldn't typically do that.

    You know that back-and-forth the host sometimes does with a reporter (CBC radio uses this a fair bit)? It's all scripted ahead of time, the reporter just has to learn to sound conversational.

    But as I said, TV is worse. Ever notice a TV interview will go between the interviewee speaking and the interviewer nodding? There aren't two cameras there, the latter is called a reverse shot, and it's usually taken before the interview even starts. The interview audio is then dubbed over top. A reverse shot is a clue that the reporter is cutting something out, avoiding a "jump cut" between two different parts.

    Now I look at TV news a lot more critically, because they emphasize the appearance of "smoothness" and "continuity" over honesty.

    1. Re:That's Broadcasting by bani · · Score: 1

      A print reporter wouldn't typically do that.

      Sure they do. They do it all the time.

      A newspaper or tv news reporter might not if they are really pressed for time. But if they have the time to spaer, they will. Cherry picking and coaching interviewees ahead of time in journalism is very common.

  56. Re:Excellent Sarcasm by deft · · Score: 1

    "Excellent! A story of being called "stupid intern" by a woman who..."

    Umm, in your paragrpah, he refers to himself as comminitng a "stupid intern mistake", and then goes on to say she was always good,a nd one of the nicest people he'd ever met. Where the hell did you get this tirade on her from? Not your quote.

    Why the bitterness; Did she just send back your boxers without signing them or what?

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  57. Even X-Play Sucks by Go+Aptran · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The last few times I dared watch X-Play (about a month ago), I noticed that the show went from criticism, to showing cinematics and previews of upcoming games. Opinions seem to have been removed from the show. It was like a series of commercials interrupted by lame banter.

    At least Morgan was still hot... but that's just not enough anymore, so I tuned out forever.

    Well done Comcast...

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    "Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me."

    1. Re:Even X-Play Sucks by cqnn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You didn't watch enough. That was probably one
      of the theme episodes they occasionally did even
      when it was on TechTV.

      X-Play is one of the few things that seems to
      have improved (with opinions and critisism intact) since the merger.

    2. Re:Even X-Play Sucks by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Must have been a theme episode, the vast majority of XPlay's episodes are high quality - just like they were on TechTV.

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    3. Re:Even X-Play Sucks by centipetalforce · · Score: 1

      "It was like a series of commercials interrupted by lame banter."

      Wrong. The reviews are good and it's the only show on G4 that's bearable.

    4. Re:Even X-Play Sucks by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They've run a number of show dedicated to previews, but they still do a lot of reviews. For any given game, it usually appears on the show once as a preview (beta version) and once as a review (release version). They aren't shy about trashing bad games, which is something I appreciate. I've seen too many gamer magazines and web sites that rarely give anything a bad review.

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    5. Re:Even X-Play Sucks by STrinity · · Score: 0

      Of course they lobotomized X-Play. G4 can't have it making their homegrown review show (Judgement Day) look bad.

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    6. Re:Even X-Play Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They sure can't make it look any worse...

  58. G4 Blows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What Comcast did to TechTV was sad. Funny thing is I always think back to the merger and I thought it was good at the time. I thought it would bring new content to TechTV, who had some great shows, but not enough to fill a full day.

    Comcast's purchase of TechTV was really the equivelent of a hostile takeover. They wanted to get G4 in as many homes as possible, but they couldn't get new markets cause cable companies weren't biting on it. So the only option they had was forcing those cable companies to take G4 by buying a station they already carried, merging the two for a little while, then stripping the TechTV part out of it. They never intended to keep TTV, it was all just a scheme to force cable companies to carry G4 overnight, and unfortunately TTV was the channel they picked to destroy. It is basically G4 = a virus and the host it found to take over was TTV.

    Something to the people who quit watching after Leo left. I was pissed too, and quit watching for a while, then slowly and reluctantly got back into it. Kevin Rose ended up being a great replacement. Still wasn't Leo, but if that's why you quit watching, you would have liked Kevin.

    I'm always an optimist, and I hold hope that someday, something will come along to fill the hole on TV for the geeks. In the meantime, we can get our fix by http://www.thebroken.org/. Basically, that is The Screen Savers that isn't allowed to be on the air. Great stuff, so check it out.

    Kevin, Dan, Yoshi, Leo, Pat, Megan, etc... I'm sure you guys are reading this thread and we beg you, get together and get back on the air somehow, hell just do a monthly internet show, anything. You guys entertained people for years and it's sad what corporate america can sometimes do to a great product.

    I hope a lot of people get fired for the abortion G4TTV is.

  59. A lot of people don't understand this, but... by pappy97 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it is pretty clear that Comcast wanted to make use the TechTV trademark (because it's popularity was growing) to promote G4.

    Furthermore, I think it's cleat that Comcast has intentionally alienated hardcore TechTV viewers.

    I have had people who work in TV tell me that nobody tries to alienate any viewers, but I think it is more than clear that G4 wants TechTV viewers out and replace them with an MTV crowd.

    Want evidence of this? Look at the commercials. Gone are the cadillac commercials. Insert the goofy video game commercials, and some really stupid (dumbed down) computer hardware commercials. I saw an nViDiA commercial that actually explained what a GPU was!

    I figured such a commercial was more non-tech channel worthy, but when you consider G4 is driving out tech-oriented viewers for MTV gamers, these "dumb" commericals are quite appropo.

    1. Re:A lot of people don't understand this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cable channels regularly alienate viewers if they think they can pick up more from somewhere else. Look at TNN (The Nashville Network) -> TNN (The National Network) -> Spike TV. Gone are the Grand Ole Opry and Heehaw, in are video game awards, car pimping and cartoon versions of Pamela Anderson.

    2. Re:A lot of people don't understand this, but... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "I have had people who work in TV tell me that nobody tries to alienate any viewers, but I think it is more than clear that G4 wants TechTV viewers out and replace them with an MTV crowd."

      You should read through the General Discussion boards over at Speed TV and hear what the viewers think about all the NASCAR that management of this FOX owned motor sports channel is pushing down their throats.

      A recent poll on the boards shows over 80 percent of people who bothered to vote think there's way too much NASCAR being shown on the channel, yet management pulls a news show that covered all motor sports and is replacing it with a show called Nascar Nation!

      Needless to say, the F1, WRC, Dakar Rally Etc Etc people are getting angry about this, but management continue to trot out the "it's America's favorite motorsport" and "but the ratings say people want more NASCAR".

      It's the usual self fulfilling prophecy syndrome I'm afraid, like radio station playing Britney Spears over and over again until the kids forget there's anything else out there.

      It wouldn't be so bad but NASCAR is soooo boring.

    3. Re:A lot of people don't understand this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you kidding? Comcast didn't want the freaking Tech TV trademark! They wanted TechTV's satellite slots on Dish and DirecTV, because G4 had been trying to get carried for 2+ years and could not do it. Flat out failed.

      So they bought TechTV for roundabout $300 million and got the satellite feeds they said they had to have to survive.

      The whole G4-TechTV combo name thing was for two purposes. Most of the satellite services have contracts that allow them to drop a channel if it changes in a significant way. Going all gaming would have triggered the contract and allowed Dish and DirecTV to pull the plug. After spending $300M, Comcast was not about to let that happen.

      Dish and DirecTV bitched and complained anyway. Neither one was happy about this. Dish owns some of the TechTV stock, and DirecTV was onboard with ZDTV when it launched because THEY believed in it. It hurt them so see Comcast come in but ... Comcast did some dealing and managed to save the deal.

      The other trick was keeping the viewers from both channels and getting them to watch the combo channel. They've pretty much blown it there which is why the ratings suck ass.

      Hint: shows about drifting are not going to fix it.

  60. I think you mis-read that by microcars · · Score: 3, Informative
    she never called him a "stupid intern".

    I'm fairly certain the comment was a self-deprecating one, and he was appreciative that she put up with him as he dealt with the huge learning curve that is Broadcast TV.

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  61. Spooky face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like a bad guy from HL2.

  62. Depressing... by GFLPraxis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every time I hear G4/TechTV I get depressed. They combined an awesome channel with a sucky one to get a semi-sucky one. They fired all the good people on TechTV (We miss Leo!), replaced them with G4 people that are obsessive Mac-hating gamers (the new guy on the Screen Savers dislike Macs and is an obsessive gamer. Nothing like Leo, who had some actual intelligence and gave GREAT tips), and completely ruined the shows. And they removed a lot of the good stuff (Call for Help for example) and rarely air some of the surviving good shows.

    We miss Tech TV... :'(

    1. Re:Depressing... by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was never a Leo fan, but I'd just adjusted to the first road of changes when they added the 'guy I can't remember the name of' to cohost with Kevin with Dan, Yoshi, and Sarah backing them up. Now it's Chi-Lan, that other guy from G4 who hardly seems to know what a PC is (edit: Kevin Pereira I guess, now that I looked it up) , Kevin and Sarah... Personally I think Diane Mizota has more personality than Chi-Lan or for that matter the girls that did G4tv.com (Tina Wood and Laura Foy). Any of those would have been better choices, but I'm taking a wild guess and saying they all turned down the chance to be on TSS...

      I was never a big TechTV fan, but TSS was a fairly good view while eating lunch and safe viewing material for people like my parents who might not understand everything on the show, but got a fair education into subjects they wouldn't have before... Now I'm back to telling people to avoid the whole channel, it's rather sad...

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    2. Re:Depressing... by fade-in · · Score: 1

      the only thing that is depressing about this thread is that we are talking about leo laporte here. he is the only thing i didn't like about TechTV before it took a nose dive.

      seriously, I feel for the camera men who had to sit through an hour of Call For Help with that schmuck. In his post at the end of the article he says that he is still on TV. I wonder if it is on cooking show, or if he is one of those telethon phone people who are in the background... it couldn't be on any program that is technology releated

      how i miss the days he called in sick and they let the much more intelligent and useful kevin fill in.

      that was a really backwards arrangement they had there - they really should have made leo be kevin's back up.

      speaking of which, where is kevin these days?

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    3. Re:Depressing... by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 1

      seriously, I feel for the camera men who had to sit through an hour of Call For Help with that schmuck. In his post at the end of the article he says that he is still on TV. I wonder if it is on cooking show, or if he is one of those telethon phone people who are in the background... it couldn't be on any program that is technology releated

      Don't you feel so much better now that you have filled us all in on your opinions of Leo? I sure do.

    4. Re:Depressing... by MegaHyster · · Score: 1
      Maybe now we could see more episodes of the broken.

      http://www.thebroken.org/

      Just hope that in their contract they aren't barred from continuing that creation...

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    5. Re:Depressing... by mr.+methane · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I used to look forward to Leo and Patrick, they were a terrific pair, and combined some old-school industry knowledge with the perspective of younger gamers who are hearing about Pong from their parents.

      They got interesting people on the show to interview, and the information they had was original - not just the same dreck from CNN and Yahoo being read by people who had zero knowledge of the field.

      I can understand the reasoning; 30-40 year olds aren't exactly the group that makes advertisers go ape, or at least not the same advertisers that G4/TTV is pitching to.

      Note to producers: A lot of your viewers actually enjoyed watching TSS with their kids - he's figuring out which Mario game he wants next, and I'm wondering what kind of cool stuff Leo and Yoshi are going to come up with. Not any more, alas....

  63. I Hate G4 by Forezt · · Score: 0

    I can't describe how much I detest G4. They basically destroyed the best network on TV, and I still haven't gotten over it. The Screen Savers used to be a show that would showcase new technology, tell about current news in the industry, and offer many informative tutorials. And not only that, it had a great cast that worked together superbly on live television. I used to watch it almost every day at 6 PM CST, but now what is left of it? It's just a shadow of its former self. Now it's just another G4 quality show, filled to the brim with mindless bullshit and pointless facts. They tried to turn TechTV into MTV, and I suppose that in a way, they succeeded.

    1. Re:I Hate G4 by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I can't describe how much I detest G4.

      What? You don't like hours and hours of watching some guy playing SkiMaster McGrew 2005 on the PS2? Or maybe some show that gives out cheat codes to the kids who's parents just shit out 50 USD to buy so the kid loses interest in about 45 minutes? What the hell? G4 is atleast as good as the home shopping network.

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  64. News Item: Slashdot TV Network by malarkey · · Score: 2, Interesting
    OSTG, slashdot.org's parent company, has announced a partnership with Comcast cable to start a slashdot cable network, called Slash.TV. All shows will be commercial-free and will be available on the slash.tv website.

    You may use clips of the shows to make your own shows, as long as you allow others to do the same with the show you produce.

    OK, it's a troll, but who wouldn't want to see Taco and CowboyNeal hosting their own shows?

    1. Re:News Item: Slashdot TV Network by daniil · · Score: 1
      OK, it's a troll, but who wouldn't want to see Taco and CowboyNeal hosting their own shows?

      They did have their own show, Geeks in Space. You can actually see it as well -- just turn on the visualizations on your media player!

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    2. Re:News Item: Slashdot TV Network by bani · · Score: 1

      but who wouldn't want to see Taco and CowboyNeal hosting their own shows?

      i wouldn't.

  65. MOD PARENT HILARIOUS by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    because it is

  66. Re:Hypocrisy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, so true, and yet the powers that be that run this website will never allow this truth to be told in any way. Slashdot is runned by complete hypocrits.

  67. Dark Tips = Dark beer? by jonnykelly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm just trying to figure out how homebrewing beer & purifying vodka tie into a computer technology show. And one that seemingly more and more is catering to an under 21 crowd at that.

    1. Re:Dark Tips = Dark beer? by Papparazzi · · Score: 1

      I read about the vodka thing here (/.) a week before they had it on The SS. No Patrick Norton, no linux segments. RIP TSS -Keith

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    2. Re:Dark Tips = Dark beer? by STrinity · · Score: 1

      Of course Kevin had it on his site about a month before it hit /. or TSS.

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  68. http://www.techtv.com/?? by brokencomputer · · Score: 1

    It seems that http://www.techtv.com/ doesn't respond to requests... has it been DDoS'ed?.. ermm.. did I say... i mean... slashdotted... right... has it been slashdotted?

  69. anybody with 2 brain cells by geekoid · · Score: 1

    figured this out after watching one show.

    Gah, they asked the lamest stuff.

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  70. If there's any TV execs reading this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Step 1) Pick up the old TSS staff for peanuts
    Step 2) Go back to the old formula: Interesting news, honest reviews, no shameless plugs
    Step 3) Profit.

  71. Same for me by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of switching to Voom, as I really wanted more HD channels but I couldn't get TechTV so I never switched away from Dish...

    Now he only thing holding me to Dish is XPlay. But I can't keep a whole system for one show - so come January, I think I'm going to Voom and dropping the XPlay channel forever. It's only a matter of time before they destroy that show too - and if Morgan and/or Adam ever leave the show would be just as dead.

    I wish I could pay $1 an episode to download XPlay...

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    1. Re:Same for me by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      I wish I could pay $1 an episode to download XPlay...

      Going price for episodes on DVD for various shows is about $5 apiece. Figure 4 eps per DVD @ $20. Not that XPlay is available. I don't even know what XPlay is.

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  72. So who hired that producer? by 2TecTom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who is it protecting him?

    who is really calling the shots at G4?

    why is such incompetence allowed to continue?

    why is it the same at every big company I've worked for?

    why can't anyone in management actually effectively manage?

    sadly, it seems that power corrupts, and the corrupt are crappy in power

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    1. Re:So who hired that producer? by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's another Stonecutters plot!

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  73. to add my thoughts to the sea that is "we hate G4" by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    I watched TSS in particular since ZDTV days, and I was very sad to see Patrick and Leo gone. I also missed Megan and Cat.

    Unfortunately, I had it happen to me in a worse way than usual, I think.

    My University (Texas) did not have TechTV on dorm cable, so I didn't get to see it (throughput caps prevented me from using BT to get the show). When I returned home for summer vacation, I was shocked to see G4TechTV and the suckage that the channel entailed. I had lost one of the only TV shows that I truly enjoyed watching.

    I guess it was kind of like going off to a foreign land, only to return home and find your friends have all moved away.

  74. wow by danieloegerle · · Score: 1

    I was actually a very dedicated watcher of "The Screen Savers". I had watched TTS since almost the very begining. Up until the "merge" of the TTV and G4, i had a bond with the hosts of the show (kind of like character bonding to a good book, or to a character in a video game). Seeing this show go downhill really annoyed me. It makes me want to do something about it. I hate change, escpecially for something that was great and didn't need it.

  75. Ringers on the message board? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like they also have roving bands of ringers to flame anyone who complains about the new format.

    1. Re:Ringers on the message board? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they do! If they had any confidence in themselves, they would not have to play those games.

      The old ZDTV/TechTV boards were full of people complaining and the posts stayed because the network believed in listening to the comments. Some of the posters made a career out of flaming the station. But the station had enough balls to stand there and take the hits.

      G4 is scared to death. Comcast is going to nuke the channel in 05. It's gobbled up half a BILLION dollars and counting, which JACK to show for it. There is a limit to what the Comcast stockholders will tolerate.

  76. Bring Back the OLD TechTV by StarWreck · · Score: 1

    I used to watch "Call for Help" and "The Screen Savers" each and every day for a whole year... until G4 and TechTV combined.

    After the merge, I tried to keep on watching "The Screen Savers" ("Call For Help" was cancelled pretty quickly) but I just couldn't stand it anymore, the show was becoming awful and boring and now I havn't watched a single show on G4/TechTV in 6 month when I used to watch TechTV non-stop. I miss the OLD TechTV... I WANT IT BACK!!

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  77. Dan's Account by MrCobaltBlue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm really glad that Dan wrote this, I've checked Kevin and Sarah's blogs often, and they never say anything negative about working at G4. Although you know when you watch the show, they seem disappointed at what its become. I really liked Dan on the show too, even though he didn't do much, before the merger I liked the chemistry the whole crew had. It was a no BS approach to everything tech.

    Now its replaced with celebrities playing games... I could care less what console 311 has, or what Snoop Dog plays in his pimpmobile. Even their "Gaming news" is no compairason to Tech Live, its mostly watered down content from sponsors, from 6-8 months ago. The reruns are really pathetic, as I was watching the other day they were talking about GTA3-esque games, I thought they were going to talk about an upcoming game, but instead it was a preview for True Crime: Streets of LA. I'm glad to say I've stopped watching G4, I'm a gamer but I like to play games, not watch celebritys play games. Anyway I wish Dan the best of luck in the future and hopefully another TechTv will come along, and not get swallowed up by a "Style over Substance" company like G4.

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    1. Re:Dan's Account by STrinity · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've checked Kevin and Sarah's blogs often, and they never say anything negative about working at G4.

      Kevin did once. Right after the TSS purge, he linked to Dan's post on what had happened and commented, "Just shows what people will do for a company they love. On an unrelated note, I'm calling in sick Monday." At the end of the entry, he added a "quote of the day": "Every time Chi-lan takes a live call, God kills a kitten."

      I don't blame you for not seeing it, though, it was only on Kevin's site for about two hours before he removed it without comment.

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  78. HGTV? by angryflute · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that a show similar to TSS (though perhaps not live) and starring Leo and Patrick could probably work well on the Home & Garden Television network. Dang, I wish I were a TV producer because then I would try to pitch this to that network and get Leo and Patrick on board.

    1. Re:HGTV? by cntrlv · · Score: 1

      I would like TLC or discovery to pull one of their horrible home redecorating shows and air something like TSS. After all it's called The Learning Channel and I am sure as hell not learning anything by watching people argue about what color to paint a god damn living room.

  79. What I don't get... by SnowCrashed · · Score: 1

    What was so bad with Patrick and Kevin? I mean, it was no where near the incredible duo of Leo and Patrick, but they weren't bad. Kevin brought a "youthful", "fresh" kind of air to the show (which I bet the marketing folks liked), and it was still fairly solid content wise. Once Patrick left, the new guy (what the hell happend to him? There for a couple weeks, gone the next), albeit annoying, was reasonable (and a computer science major I believe, making him at least somewhat educated on the subject =p ). But WHY do they have the current two hosts? I'm sure they struck a happy medium somewhere in their hosting pairs post Leo & Pat where the execs could be happy and us geeks could have out show

    1. Re:What I don't get... by STrinity · · Score: 1

      Once Patrick left, the new guy (what the hell happend to him? There for a couple weeks, gone the next), albeit annoying, was reasonable (and a computer science major I believe, making him at least somewhat educated on the subject =p )

      About a month ago, there was a big shake-up on TSS, and Alex got the boot along with Dan, Yoshi, and a bunch of the production crew. Kevin and Sara stayed on, though Kevin stepped down as host to take on a bigger role behind the scenes -- at least that was the theory, though in practice he's in any segment that would tax the technical skills of a retarded five year old (or Chi-Lan).

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  80. Hi Wil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  81. OSDN.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OSDN does the same thing. Look at half of the banal tripe that is on Linux.com....

  82. G4 / TechTV Oracle / PeopleSoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let this be a lesson to all of you who think that PeopleSoft will survive the Oracle takeover. PR puts a rosy glow on the initial buyout, reasssures everyone in the sinking boat that they will keep it afloat... and then a few months later, they'll start poking more holes in the ship. Little by little. And then finally they'll just bazooka that mofo with some excuse like "interoporability issues" or "rising cost structures in a new economy." Why do companies feel it's necessary to lie to us when we know what's going to happen anyway? They're just mollifying the desperate and stupid.

  83. Leo is still there.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On techtv canada Leo still does call for help, it's located in Toronto now. ;o

  84. I agree with you, but... by human+bean · · Score: 1

    ...you must have a different sort of Starbucks near you than I have near me.

    Besides, friends don't let friends drink Starbucks.

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    1. Re:I agree with you, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And smart people don't drink coffee anyway.

  85. G4TechTV sucks by randallpowell · · Score: 0

    Since G4 took over, it became nothing but crappy video shows and shallow hosts. I knew TSS was going bad when Pat left it. Now it seems to be more focused on high school kids.

    Maybe the GNAA can troll their forums.....

  86. We're missing the important part of the story..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  87. All I keep seeing is complaining by jonfields · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well remember people, Leo Laporte is NOT gone. He's up in canada. And I suggest you all get your bit torrent clients read and start downloading episodes which are located at http://derekrodgers.uni.cc/callforhelp/ server is having a little trouble lately tho but check us out in chat, maybe someone has the .torrents ...its really the only thing left of the old tech tv.

    1. Re:All I keep seeing is complaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in Canada and Leo hosts Call For Help up here now. I was under the impression that Call For Help was still broadcast in the US though, as some of the calls that Leo takes come from the US.

      Or are they pirating G4/TechTV-Canada off of the satellite or something?

  88. Response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been gleefully watching the network continue it's flaming downward spiral, and the only thing keeping it afloat is Morgan Webb and X-play. You can tell from all the advertisments they run every single day that they are building the network around the show. It's the highest rated show(and the only halfway watchable one) and if anyone were to leave it, (especially Morgan) the network would die literally overnight.

  89. its all going to back fire and die by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Promoting 'fraud' ie lieing.... great attribute to put on a pillar.

    Viewers are not that dumb, if they are sick of reality, then they'll just smoke some drugs or tune out on some pills.

    Of those that are dumb, how the hell do dumb-ass people make enough money to be worth it to advertisers? Or is everyone a lieing scum ass kisser that is destined to be taken to hell by satan on 2012 when judgement day comes? I hope so.

    So where are these 1/30 people, hire me, ive done loads, and I see dumb shits getting good jobs (GWB), whats the go?

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    1. Re:its all going to back fire and die by cduffy · · Score: 1

      hire me, ive done loads, and I see dumb shits getting good jobs (GWB), whats the go?

      Maybe, but your command of the language doesn't put a very good face forward to the public. If you want folks to take you seriously, particularly for any position where most communication or work is done electronically, perhaps you should learn to write better.

  90. With the amount of people... by eeg3 · · Score: 1

    That currently watch G4TechTV, i'm surprised they haven't gone bankrupt or closed down. Really, I don't know anyone that watches it. Maybe they're just trying to save face by holding up a money-loser.

  91. Kevin Rose as Mr. Spock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember that picture Kevin got as Mr. Spock? well I saw this on a G4's forum, enjoy!!!!

  92. Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michael Eisner posting AC on Slashdot. Who knew.

  93. Technical competence is important on a tech show by chud67 · · Score: 1
    I was watching the 'new' ScreenSavers about a month or two back and one of the two hosts corrected the other because he made a statement which seemed to imply that Java and Javascript were pretty much the same thing. The guy who made the stupid Java/Javascript statement reacted by talking loudly/dismissively and flailing his arms about, which instantly showed me that he was trying to cover up the fact that he just didn't know what he was talking about.
    I think the hosts should be chosen more carefully so that they are at least somewhat knowledgeable (substance over style).

  94. Comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can tell which comments were made by slashdotters because they're poorly composed and usually just derivations of "G4 suckss LOL".

  95. -_- by FyberOptic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I keep wondering how happy people like Erica Hill and the other folks who left for better jobs must be now that TechTV is destroyed. Hell would have to freeze over before G4CrapTV would ever air a show like TechLive. Or any news for that matter. News is just not cool, you know.

    I have great dislike for what they've gone to one of my favorite shows, The Screen Savers. I watched it every single night on TechTV. Even if I knew most of the tips and stuff already, it was still interesting to get the latest news and hardware reviews, along with the occasional mod or hack. And the cast was like a family. True TSS fans really got to know these people, and it was hard to see most of them go.

    Change happens though, so I was prepared to handle a new Screen Savers without Leo Laporte, and then later without Patrick Norton. It wasn't a horrible show, but it wasn't what it was. I chose to keep watching, since I had gotten used to Kevin and Sarah at least, from their time on air.

    Well then G4 came along and raped the channel of anything worthwhile. They hire Alex Albrecht as co-host on TSS, whose only redeeming quality seemed to be his ability to insult as many types of people as possible during his short time on the show.

    During this time, I also came to realize that every single news story they gave, when they even did the news, had come straight off of Slashdot here, or the other top news sites; a blatant example of why they still needed a news crew, like with TechLive. They even stopped reporting on new hardware for the most part, unless it was something that might help a gamer out.

    Then to add insult to injury, the fire everyone left who might make the show worth watching. Without the occasional mod from Yoshi, I simply can't find any reason to continue watching this show. The hosts know nothing about tech whatsoever, and even worse, one of them is also named Kevin, just to make things confusing. I don't blame Kevin Rose at all for not wanting to take the helm of this new version of the show, because I'm sure he saw it was a sinking ship. Why have his face on it.

    I just despise G4 and no longer watch anything on it. I hope Dan's inside scoop sends fans into an uproar, which leads to the demise of this poorly managed company.

    And I wish the best of luck to Dan Huard, who was apparently the backbone to the show for much longer than I realized.

  96. Average TV viewer is an idiot by syberanarchy · · Score: 1
    This is why I hate watching TV or news reports about technology. Because most people are incapable of even setting a timer on a VCR, and the executives try to have their cake and eat it too.

    It would be nice to have a channel that truly catered to geek tastes, but that's why it's television and not the Internet. Because the average moron can't be bothered to meet their entertainment halfway. They only want to sit back and be spoonfed. How the fuck else do you explain reality TV?

    So stick with chatrooms and sites like slashdot if you want any kind of serious tech discussion. Because while you might get some decent informational value from the Internet, the TV medium is geared to the lowest common denominator, the kind of person who buys products based on the ad. The kind of person who watches MTV, or buys an Ipod because "hay 50 cent had one in a video!!1"

    TV's primary audience is DURRR HAY MORGAN WEBB IS HAWT AND THEY'RE TAWLKIN BOUT GTA AND DAT GAME IS SOOO FUCKEN HAWT OMG!!!1 Real nerds know all about GTA, and don't need Snoop Dogg's approval before they can justify the purchase to themselves. Real nerds don't give a fuck that Morgan is hot, because they're BT'ing pr0n at 200kb/s off of empornium.

    Nerds should never want their "culture" to be hijacked by the general public.

  97. Staged Calls on G4's TSS by leolaporte · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just so it's clear, this is never something I would have countenanced when I was managing editor of The Screen Savers. And I know that my successor, Patrick Norton, would have brained anyone who suggested such a thing.

    We did sometimes pre-book calls - and I do it now on the Canadian version of Call for Help - for production reasons. But I always hated even doing that. I never do it on my radio show. But far worse is using "actors" to ask canned questions. That's just plain lying.

    Unfortunately, it doesn't surprise me.

    --
    Leo Laporte - Chief TWiT, TWiT.tv
    1. Re:Staged Calls on G4's TSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Leo! We miss you.

  98. Re:basic questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually your will save is based on wisdom not constitution

  99. Not surprised-"/."-assassins. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "After that all you got left are the kiss-ass, blame layers, who make it their job do drive off anyone good left. Nothing new here..."

    Or people who simply can't easily run away from a problem, or don't believe in running away from a problem (shouldn't you be headed for Canada?) But don't let the facts stand in the way of a good slashdor-style character assassination. You shmuck.

  100. Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be honest, I always thought TechTV was lame, and now that they've become 'The Gamer Channel', they are just that much lamer.

    I remember about a month ago I was trying to watch Robot Wars, and instead of showing it fullscreen, they wasted most of the real estate on what I think was supposed to be a 'virtual' handheld game thing, which made the actual video box so small as to be unwatchable.

    Hint: Lose the Gamer 'tude, lose the 'gadgets that only work with windows that only a loser would use', and get back to *tech*.. Hardware, and non-PC stuff.

  101. This is [Lying to self] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Viewers do not want reality. They get enough of it from work, raising children, the tax man, and the world in general. They want to associate, identify, and forget the crummy world they had to endure most of the day. The masses want Disney, okay?"

    Of course not. We have people with fake boobs. Fake faces (plastic surgery, botox). Keeping up with the jones. Hair club for men. If we can't even be honest with ourselves? Why would we want entertainment to be honest with us?

  102. This took guts. Good work Dan!-Ethics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've worked in many different industries in my time, but what has surprised me is that in the Banking industry, they make you sign an ethics statement before you can done an ounce of work."

    Note what happens in business when ethical indescretions are ferreted out. There is no such thing as ethical frameworks (the quest for the loophole).

    "You'd think before you were allowed to publish stuff or blast it out over the airwave, there'd be similar rules in place."

    Ethics doesn't start at the point of a pen. but much further back in one's formative years. Ethics isn't just for the "other guy". Two "ethics malfunctions" aren't the exclusive domain of the famous or the rich. Everyone who's said "They'll never know"* and acted upon it, is familiar with "ethical malfunctions".

    *Thought is the precursor to action. Every bad act has a bad chain of thoughts behind them. Fear of consequences more than ethics seems to be keeping society from falling apart.

  103. XPlay not very useful in DVD format though by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    XPlay is a gaming review show, that is usually fairly funny - while there might be some value in a "highlights" DVD from the show, You really wouldn't care for episodes much beyond a month or two after they aired - kind of like old gaming magazines.

    That's why it would be a great candidate for a pay-per-download. The material does not have much shelf-life so it would be something people wouldn't mid paying for to see that weeks episode quickly, and it wouldn't spread much via P2P as it simply wouldn't be shared very long or by very many - far simply to pay $1 and download the episode instead of waiting for someone to put it up.

    The same could be said of many shows that dont age well - like reality TV where any episode older than a week is pretty much worthless!

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  104. And...SO?? by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who cares? Any outrage about this is completely missing the point: Screen Savers is a lost cause.

    I remember religously watching Computer Chronicles with Stewart Cheifet when I was younger. I also used to watch TSS regularly; I even upgraded my cable package to one that included ZDTV just for the show. It was (although at times a bit basic) funny, informative, etc.

    I lost track of the show when they moved to L.A. and got rid of Pat and Leo. I turned it on a week or so ago just to see what was going on these days...just in time for an insightful discussion about the word "scrotum", complete with snorting and giggling from the new adolescent "hosts"...and a new set that looks like something that a 7 year old would come up with if you asked them to imagine their dream playroom.

    Thanks, Comcast...thanks for not only failing to recognize quality TV, but apparently actively setting out to flush it down the toilet.

    1. Re:And...SO?? by ptudor · · Score: 2, Informative
      I remember religously watching Computer Chronicles

      And, in case you/some-other-reader didn't know (Maybe there was a slashdot article about it on the weekend and you skipped it?), archive.org has mpegs of all the episodes.

      I lost track of the show when they moved to L.A.

      I haven't watched much G4 since the switch but the only show I liked and miss is Unscrewed with Martin Sargent (and co-host Laura Swisher [hi Laura! allow me to introduce myself...I'm #22537, and the only reason I'm on posting on slashdot at ten pm on a saturday night is cause I just got home after two days up in LA. no, really!]).

  105. Japan in WW1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japan was well involved in WW1 on the allied side.

    Quote from

    http://www.firstworldwar.com/origins/causes.htm

    Japan, honouring a military agreement with Britain, declared war on Germany on 23 August 1914. Two days later Austria-Hungary responded by declaring war on Japan.

  106. This is no surprise by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    The level of "insightful" information was lower than that of the typical Microsoft Wanker here on /. And that's not saying much. I hated TechTV since it mostly seemed to appeal to the armchair techy. You know what I mean... the guys who won't pop open a CLI other than to run ping, telnet, ftp, nslookup or a "net use" command in Windows.

    --
    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
    1. Re:This is no surprise by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

      Because everyone that dislikes CLI is unworthy... right?

    2. Re:This is no surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife doesn't need to know the comand line.

      My sister doesn't need to know the command line.

      My mom doesn't need to know the command line (assuming she's forgotten it).

      But...

      If you're going to call yourself a geek, you have to know the command line.

    3. Re:This is no surprise by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      I don't know. You tell me. That's not what I said, that's what you said. The only thing I was pointing out was that Tech TV was not for people with more than a passing interest in computer technology. There's more to computers than gaming, basic office work or network administration. Let's put it this way... a knowledge of electronics and circuit design is pretty much a necessity if you want to be considered someone with an interest in electronics. Just going to Best Buy (insert any other megamall shop here) and buying gadgets doesn't do the same thing. There IS a difference.

      --
      -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  107. why? by twitter · · Score: 1
    I'm fairly certain the comment was a self-deprecating one, and he was appreciative that she put up with him as he dealt with the huge learning curve that is Broadcast TV.

    That's nice. Would you mind telling me why you are so certain?

    I'm fairly certain my interpretation is right for the reasons I outlined. Also, most people don't put their own words in quotation marks, so when he says he made 'stupid intern mistakes' that someone else put up with, I imagine the other person used the term. The learning curve in the incident quoted had nothing to do with TV and everything to do with poor instructions. The instructions were to get sounds of 9/11, without qualification. The intern got sounds of death and destruction, which must have been hard work, but the boss wanted people singing. That to me is a stupid employer mistake.

    Of course that was just the beginning of kiss and tell. The author then exposed dangerous working conditions, while telling us that he did it of his own accord, and finishes off by telling us the new call ins are a complete fraud.

    The first two stories are a big deal on their own. The story about using his body as a moving blanket for heavy equipment in a U-haul alone will get someone in union hot water. The sound story is more wasteful than you might think. I can only imagine how long he had to work and how much money he had to lay out to get permission to broadcast other people's death and destruction noises. These are not things you tell about yourself unless you have alternate career plans are trying to set someone else on fire.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you mind telling me why you are so certain?

      Maybe because he has basic reading comprehension skills?

      The "ter" par of your nickname was not necessary.

  108. Generational difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think this might be a generational difference.

    how i miss the days he called in sick and they let the much more intelligent and useful kevin fill in.

    You must be under 30, judging by your high Slashdot userid #. Leo was (and still is) a lot smarter and a lot better at answering questions that you seem to think. He also knew some of the history of the technology he was talking about and was often able to come up with solutions from outside of the normal Windows Pentium 4 PC or PowerPC Mac spheres.

    I'm only 33, but Leo seemed to have much more useful answers for viewers' questions.

    1. Re:Generational difference by Enahs · · Score: 1
      Flamebait aside, especially since I'm (barely) under 30...

      Leo was (and still is) a lot smarter and a lot better at answering questions that you seem to think. He also knew some of the history of the technology he was talking about and was often able to come up with solutions from outside of the normal Windows Pentium 4 PC or PowerPC Mac spheres.

      Agreed. Kevin may be intelligent but he's more of the l33t-h4x0r-techie type, and comes across that way; he very rarely lost me but I could see how he could lose most people. I never got that feeling from Leo. Plus once in a while he'd bring in some really obscure, obsolete knowledge that nevertheless people like me could get a kick out of.

      Obscure, obsolete information on G4TechTV? Unless it's about Pac-Man, Asteroids, Pong, Donkey Kong or the early days of Bungee Software, you won't see it on G4TechTV.

      --
      Stating on Slashdot that I like cheese since 1997.
    2. Re:Generational difference by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      The really sad part about "new, improved" TSS (at least this was true when I stopped watching) was that Kevin went from being the irresponsible one to the adult-on-the-set. Blrg. Bring back the old TSS damn it!

  109. Fake callers were an open secret by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fake callers have been part of the tradition since ZDTV began.

    They used to push, push, push Netcam calls -what we would call webcam calls today. Video calls made for better TV. But when the network started, not many people actually had webcams or the bandwidth and it just didn't work.

    SO what's a TV station to do when they have to have video... they make it. Many, many netcam calls were actually shot in the ZDTV offices with interns or somebody with a pulse put in front of the camera. If a fresh face wasn't available, stick a hat on somebody's head and bingo, a new caller. Sometimes they didn't even bother to pretend it was real and just shot it right in the cube farm with workers in the background. But they got the shot.

    This practice went on for years and years. More recently, people at home -viewers- actually started having their own cameras and bandwidth so the legit call factor sort of went up (minus several million points for the moron call screeners who overdid themselves finding dumbass questions). The on-air talent would sometimes go out of their way to comment on things in the caller's room or whatever to make it obvious that it was not a staged call.

    Anyway, this was all made public years ago. What does Dan hope to gain by mentioning it again? Oh I know: he needs a job! Pity he needs some skills first. Maybe he can flip burgers or something. Nah. That would involve more than sitting on your butt all day.

  110. G4 is trash by suezz · · Score: 1

    G4 is trash - they have just trashed techtv and it is about worthless - I mean everytime I skip by the channel it is showing a video game - sorry but I want the old screensavers back with Leo and Pat -along with Leo and call for help. G4 is just slime - they are nothing but money grubbing slime I will never watch their piece of shit channel again. Just another reason I am chalking up to get rid of cable.

  111. G4 sucks, TechTV was good by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

    OK. So it's a Saturday night and I've been sucking down some beer so please forgive my rant.

    I liked TechTV. They had some pretty decent shows that kept me entertained (Screen Savers, Unscrewed, ...) . I'm not a gamer but the FEW game oriented shows that TechTV did have were decent and I could watch them.

    Enter G4. Their lineup sucks. I can not relate to half of the grunge people that are on their game oriented shows. I'm an engineer, I like tech and that is what TechTV had. I think that a major mistake was made when some dipshit allowed G4 to take over. Hell, I tuned in to G4 for the first time in ages and found that the Screen Savers was now being filmed in Los Angeles. Give me a break.

    Anyone else here with me?

  112. Computer Chronicles by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

    I remember religously watching Computer Chronicles ...

    I just took a look at the Computer Chronices entry on the IMDB. The recommendations seem a bit, well, strange. If you like Computer Chronicles, they also recommend

    A Garfield Christmas Special (1987) (TV)
    The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988)
    American Bandstand's 30th Anniversary Special (1981) (TV)
    "Password Plus" (1979)
    "Square Pegs" (1982)
    "Let's Make a Deal" (1980)
    "The New Yankee Workshop" (1988)
    "Makin' It" (1979)
    "Family Ties" (1982)
    Norman Rockwell: An American Portrait (1987) (TV)

  113. G4... by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

    It burns with the power of lemons!

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    The difference between spam and poop is that you don't have to dig through septic tanks looking for real food. -- Me
  114. Please mod parent up! by megabyte405 · · Score: 1

    Please mod parent up --- He's a good guy!

    --
    I recognize people by their sigs. Is that a bad thing?
  115. Spyware sponsers G4 by Rightcoast · · Score: 1

    I think it's shitty that G4 (Comcast) accepts advertising dollars from eAcceleration and thier Veloz/StopSign Malware. I saw a commercial for it during what will probably be one of the last few episodes of "Unscrewed". Imagine the feeling a company like Nvidia gets when thier ad is sandwiched between an ad that starts with "Your computer is infected with spyware" and then followed by Kevin Perreria mocking Kevin Rose and calling him "so leet" and by his last name for the remainder of the show. Kevin Rose is far from my hero, but cmon, the guy knows his shit, posted the D.H.S report for everyone, and deserves better than to be called "sooooo 1337"

  116. Thumbs down.. by hackysak · · Score: 0

    Loved TechTV when it first came out.. Had it in my channel lineup until ComCrap took it out.. I loved watch ScreenSavers (Leo and Patrick).. Was kinda happy when I found out it was coming back (G4TechTV) but then found out how badly ComCrap could screw up a wet dream..

    I used to record ScreenSavers on my Tivo.. It's gotten so incredibly bad (recently) that I took it ouf of my SeasonPass manager and gave it three thumbs down.. I don't ever want to see the show again..

    It'd SURE BE NICE if Leo and Patrick and perhaps some others from the old TechTV crew could get together and start something else up...

  117. Invent This! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good grief, I hated that show! All they had were patented "inventions" that I thought up (just like everyone else I'm sure) when I was five years old... the electric ant killer - I did one better using that aluminum window alarm system tape, and a HV circuit from my Radio Shack 301 kit. Cat doorbell - come on.

  118. Re:The transsexual lifestyle really excite me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL yes, because human sexuality is SO FUNNEY.

    Idiot.

  119. Re:Staged Calls on G4's TSS Leo and Kevin fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get real Leo. You are way worst, you steal about 99% of your content from BoingBoing and pretend it's yours. Kevin Rose does the same thing with his DarkTips. I question the all involved with TechTV. None of you have any ethics. Sorry.

  120. Because by microcars · · Score: 1
    That's nice. Would you mind telling me why you are so certain?

    I work in Broadcast TV and Film and I've been an Intern there before.

    ...The learning curve in the incident quoted had nothing to do with TV and everything to do with poor instructions.

    You obviously don't work in Broadcast TV or the Film Industry.

    It is considered a privilege to even be allowed to work as an unpaid intern and your job description is basically:
    1: Help Put Out Fires
    2: Read Minds

    Things change so fast that a list of instructions and tasks can become outdated in 15 minutes. You have to learn how to listen and take instructions "in context" with everything else that is going on around you.
    The faster you learn how to "read the mind" of whoever your boss is, the more job security you have.

    It's not really that hard or unfair as it sounds and when you get a good team together, they can accomplish quite a bit in a very short period of time with minimal communication
    The world of TV is not as controllable as a Factory Floor or Production Line.

    His story about using himself as a moving blanket is actually a pretty common one. Not that exact same story, but I've seen PA's and Interns do all sorts of stupid stuff over the years to make sure that something got safely to its destination on time.

    ...These are not things you tell about yourself unless you have alternate career plans are trying to set someone else on fire.

    No, these are just common stories that everyone who has actually worked in "the Biz" can tell. They are actually rather tame and I'm sure he's got a few whoppers he wouldn't talk about publicly
    (I know I've got a few....)

    --
    I like microcars
  121. Where are they Now: Patrick Norton by BenFranske · · Score: 4, Informative

    I know there are a lot of people interested in what some of the former TechTV employees are doing now. Most of them have webpages but Patrick Norton does not. For those wondering Patrick is currently doing freelance writing. Recent articles have appeared on ExtremeTech, CNet and PC-World amongst others.

    Again, Patrick does NOT have a website or blog but I do try to post links to articles he's writen on my blog as I run across them and as time allows.

  122. Re:Staged Calls on G4's TSS Leo and Kevin fraud by blaberski · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sorry?

    Thats an intersting way to end a sentence when you pretty much call the man a lier. Perhaps you would care to eleborate on your hatred for Leo, and Kevin?

    Perhaps you would care to give spacific examples? Pretty much every dark tip that Kevin did, he gave credit to the authors of the porgram. When leo did a segment he always referred people to the website of the program they needed.

    Please go back to playing your video games and masterbating over pictures of britney sphears and leave the rest of us alone.

  123. G4tech is G4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To let you know, in 1Q 2005, G4Tech will once again become G4. Who didn't see that coming?

  124. Re:Staged Calls on G4's TSS Leo and Kevin frauds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a tendancy to agree with previous poster. On numerous occassions I have witnessed Leo read something from one site and not give credit where credit is due. As for Kevin Rose's DarkTips I cannot speak to that directly. The ethics, or lack of I should say, it seems reasonable to assume that G4TechTV is not doing the right thing most of the time.

    As Leo said unfortunately, it doesn't surprise me.

  125. Re:Staged Calls on G4's TSS Leo and Kevin fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a legitmate point raised. If G4TechTV stages calls you can bet they are up to other shananigans. I would not put it past Leo, Kevin and the entire company now.

    Linux 2005 or bust!

  126. Have you ever watched the show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is a legitmate point raised. If G4TechTV stages calls you can bet they are up to other shananigans. I would not put it past Leo, Kevin and the entire company now.

    Leo was never on G4TechTV.

  127. oatmeal by Miros · · Score: 1

    I used to watch TechTV every once in a while when I was sitting down in the kitchen to eat some cereal or something for lunch or breakfast. Some of the programs were really quite good, and done, I think, quite impressively given the geeky nature of the material. After the "merger," I think I watched a total of 20 minutes of G4:TechTV before I changed the channel.... to the weather channel... Nuf said.

  128. Call for Help in Canada by Erioll · · Score: 1

    Apparently Rogers bought the rights to Call for Help (or something) and is now producing the show out of Toronto, and it's being aired on the Canadian G4TechTV channel. Website.

    And as for the rest, I agree with most of the other sentiment here. Personally I thought Kevin and Patrick worked on TSS, but after G4 bought them, and they put on that "Alex" guy, it just went down the tubes. The whole tone changed, and it was NOT a good thing, and it was almost painful to watch the guy.

    Still, I didn't know the whole details of the affair, so I was glad to read the article to see exactly what happened, and in what order. The link at the end of the blog to Wil Wheaten's blog was also good IMO. For those that missed it, that link is here.

    Still, sad to see a good TV show go down. Sure it wasn't super-involved in the technical questions (not too complicated for the lay person), but the "feel" of the show was right, and I enjoyed watching. Now, no way. Only if there's NOTHING else on, which is rare.

    Erioll

  129. Re:Staged Calls on G4's TSS Leo and Kevin fraud by blaberski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What kind of BS thinking is that? I could probably say you might have an argument (and that's a big might btw) about Kevin, but saying that Pat and Leo were up to a bunch of shenanigans because the company that they were once employed by was bought by another company that then ran the bought company into the ground, is just plain stupid.

    Think of it this way, you work for company A, Huge company B buys Company A, you not liking what you are seeing about Company B leave. That Company then fires pretty much everyone that was associated with Company A. Company B is then shown to be a bunch of liars and thieves. Does that make you a liar too, when you were never part of Company B?

    Now onto the kevin situation. From all that I read Kevin wants to get out of G4, but he is bound by a contract. Several times he has posted things that are not flattering about G4 on his blog, which have strangely disappeared later (guess who ordered that one). I get the feeling that Kevin wants out, he even gave up hosting the show (or he was pressured, no way of knowing for sure).

    So in short you have an argument that G4 has done shady things, hell I would agree with you. But as of this point you have no proof at all that TechTV did anything shady, all you have is unsubstantiated conjecture.

  130. Re:Staged Calls on G4's TSS Leo and Kevin frauds by blaberski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To be honest I don't recall him ever doing that. They have on occasion brought up a site on the big screen, and pointed to a certain passage on a site. Most of the time they mention the site, as for the rest of the time it is probably just live TV screwups that happen.

    I think on of your last sentence is probably the closes thing to being right. TechTV, and the people that worked for it (while not perfect or a saint) did try to do the right thing. G4 seems to go out of their way to be underhanded.

  131. Re:Hypocrisy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Runned?

  132. Re:Staged Calls on G4's TSS Leo and Kevin frauds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did kevin give credit to the 2600 when doing the hiding information in books/shoes/etc?

  133. I could have told you that. by The+Foo · · Score: 0
    It wasn't that hard to figure out. G4 had prescripted events on all their shows, so why not TSS now that that are part of it.

    What's bad is that they had to resort to getting family members, friends and employees to call.

    Oh well, what are you gonna do?

    --
    http://www.macinhack.com
  134. G4/TechTV just blows! by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
    Ever since G4 took over, I've pretty much stopped watching it. It's just too depressing to watch the quality of the programming drop like a lead balloon.

    TSS and Call for Help had great value, (unless you were 1337 or wizardly, of course) in that it at least gave the noobs and the common folk something to learn from.

    I don't even know wtf is on that abominition of a channel anymore, and personally, I don't really care, either. It just looks like most all the other braindamaged crap that's on TV. And no, someone bragging about their 1337n3ss might impress a few kiddies, but it doesn't impress me, or any other self respecting nerd.

  135. My turn to rant. by niteice · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to be a big fan of TechTV, up until May 7. That was effectively the end of TechTV to me. G4 basically took over the channel and replaced everybody with young, slightly more good-looking hosts.

    Message to G4 types: young, good-looking hosts don't make a show. People that know what they're talking about do.

    So now, G4TechTV sucks. It can't even be considered TechTV anymore- they completely revamped TSS into one of the most disgusting shows I have ever seen. The only good host is Keven Rose - is he still even with them? I haven't watched it since about September. And X-Play. It's the only show I *will* watch on there. At least Adam and Morgan got to stay. I dunno how they didn't get their personalities butchered.

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  136. Live Television is hard... by Sevenfeet · · Score: 1

    After reading Dan's blog, a few things come to mind...

    First, producing and working in live television is hard. Most TV shows manage entropy and mistakes in retakes and edits. Live TV has to work every time, and in the case of TSS, every day. To complicate things further, they had to manage (at least back then) a live audience and viewer call-ins during the show. This is very difficult to manage and still get an informative and entertaining segments while still hitting your time checks for commercials. So I have a lot of respect for people who can do it well and keep the show entertaining. The old TSS was pretty good at this.

    I'm not surprised not upset that TSS used to use caller emails to choose and screen people for the show. This is actually a regular practice in the business....take NPRs Car Talk. In order to call in for that show, you first leave a message on an answering machine earlier in the week introducing yourself and describing your problem. The show's producers choose 9-10 interesting ones with people who seem like they sound good on radio and call them back asking them to be available for the show's taping (they get up to 1000 calls a week). Not only does this ensure a smoother, more entertaining show, but it allows the show to do some research on the issue before airtime. That way Tom and Ray can have some ideas on what to say with specific details about the car in question without having to "um" and "ah" their way through the conversation. Since their show isn't live, the show can easily be edited for time. All this is akin to what TSS used to do under Dan's stewardship and ok to do (although professionals like Leo don't like even doing that since he appreciates the challenge of coming up with advice on the fly).

    What's not okay is start staging all this with preselected questions and bringing in people to ask them. Hell, you might have just started hiring actors since that's what it would have eventually come to...you would have ran out of family and friends to use. And despite what the producer thinks, viewers can smell that kind of fraud a mile away. Part of the "charm" of live call-ins is dealing with people who don't work in TV or radio every day. The good on-air talent can guide them to the question (if they ramble) and can get them to the point, answer their question and move on. Most talk radio hosts have to master this skill and people like Leo do this very well. Going to staged calls means that you're cheating and don't want to do the additional work your job requires.

    Which of course is just a reminder of the sad state of affairs of the ship that is G4TechTV and TSS in particular. This whole fiasco is a classic business school case of what can and often goes wrong in a merger or buyout. Usually one side of the equation "wins" and the other side is eventually reduced or marginalized. G4 wanted TechTV's viewer assets and network access..nothing more. They made token attempts to keep certain shows alive, but clearly this was secondary in their overall strategy. Their mistake was even thinking that most of the old TechTV viewers would stick around with the programming changes. After all, you don't want to chase away viewers that advertisers are paying for. But advertisers aren't stupid and smelled this business plan a mile away. All advertisers who catered to people who were over the age of 25 bolted for the door immediately. The network execs who made this business plan have shown a shocking ignorance to M&A basics that wouldn't survive any b-school class immediately...and of course these viewers had the most money to spend!

  137. I have ideas by thetr0n · · Score: 1

    I'm in the process of setting up my own Internet Tv station based in Queensland, Australia I hope to one day create simlar live show simlar to the screensavers. If people fund the operation and equipment cost

  138. The guy who posted that tranny comment........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    needs to be modded way down
    Transexual/transgenderism is
    a very real condition, and has
    nothing to do with sexual desire.
    I can't believe that such an ignorant
    comment was modded +5. That's like someone
    making a racist joke.

    1. Re:The guy who posted that tranny comment........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The way you present gender dysphoria, it's like he is making a joke about schizophrenia.

  139. Re:The transsexual lifestyle really excite me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think human sexuality is hilarious...

  140. And so it goes for boutique television... by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    I hate to say this, but the writing for TechTV was on the wall already. Sure, it had a viewership that was larger than G4's... and G4 wanted to combine that viewership with their own in the hope that it would become a profitable channel. Like it or not, TechTV was only barely profitable for most of its run, and at the time it was running people like us... that technical people... did nothing but complain about the shows.

    Get real people, this is the way these things go. Television tries to be many things to many people, and boutique channels like TechTV are almost doomed to failure from the outset because of people like us. Look back on message boards that still exist... look at Usenet... very little constructive criticism of TechTV's format and shows and a lot of bitching. Not very helpful.

    At the end of the days, this also destroyed the Discovery Wings channel; it tried to bring in the general aviation crowd who did little but complain about the format and shows. As a result in about a week it'll become the Discovery Military channel, eschewing GA programming because they just can't make their own market happy.

    Boutique channels are by their nature of limited audience... this makes them hard to market to advertisers and therefore reduces their possibility of profitability. If they're too narrow in focus they WILL fail. TechTV was almost the right balance, but like it or not the majority of "computer users" these days are gamers. These people form a much larger market and therefore a better potential target for advertisers. G4 may have completely screwed up the balance by focusing on games too much though.

    G4's biggest problem is simply that they don't understand their market. They should be balancing the games with more technical stuff... drawing both audiences in... but at the end of the day they won't. It's a horribly mismanaged channel and I for one haven't actually watched in months.

    I hope G4 dies actually... and Discovery channel picks up The Screen Savers and reinstates Leo and Patrick... now THAT I would take the time to watch. While it was not always the most high-brow television it was always at least intelligent enough for my tastes, "dumbed down" enough for non technical people to grasp... and had a good on-screen crew that had real chemistry.

    There may not realistically be room on TV for a completely technical channel... it was a brave move to try but it ultimately seems doomed to failure. Now, technical shows like TSS on Discovery or Science... that makes more sense since they already HAVE the right mix of programming, though sometimes a little light on technical details. This would be a perfect advertising target.

    Oh, and the biggest problem with game-TV? The fun of games is PLAYING them... not watching somebody else play. Reviews? Cheat Codes? I'd say the majority of gamers today have broadband... all this information is online and easy to find.

  141. The New “The Screen Savers” Still Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drake sums it up pretty nice.

  142. Great G4 quote from Wil Wheaton by tree_twobears · · Score: 1

    "There is a culture of dishonesty and hubris at G4 that would make an ambulance-chasing lawyer cringe..." from his journal.

  143. +5 VERY INSIGHTFUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The grandparent post is frightening, and I'm glad someone pointed it out. Not surprizing to see the only intelligent post in the thread moderated down.

  144. I hate G4 by MakoStorm · · Score: 0

    I just need to say this:
    G4 I will forever dislike you for making one of my favorite shows other then Good Eats away. You didnt take it off the air, but you made it into something that no one could love.

    You made it into something dirty and lame.
    Others just as I are grieving for their loved program.

    I hope you get bought by HGTV; G4, and all your Gamer people are made to wield garden spades,dig in the dirt, and learn how to serve things on crackers.

  145. Re:Mod parent flame bait. by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    Once a comment has been repeatedly flamed, perhaps the "flamebait" label is a bit late?

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    This post written under Gentoo-linux with an SCO IP license.
  146. Saved article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanted to read this article so bad but was away from my computer for a few days. now i come back, and it has been removed from dan's site. does anyone have a transcript of the article? if so, i would really appreciate it if you could post either the full text or a link to the full text. :-)