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Ok, so why not include the full comparison here ?

Nope, while they are both Unix-like operating systems, OpenBSD is the one that is secure: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBSD_security_features and linux is the one that is for bitches: http://linuxisforbitches.com/

OK. I've got karma to burn, but seriously, check out this website first before starting to flame or mod me down - at the very least it's got a funny picture on the page :)

http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/

Seems fairly appropriate given the topic at hand...

FreeBSD has the advantage of not being for bitches.

That's the main reason I use it ;)

Ah, yet another wondefully mindless comment that proves yet once again that Linux is for bitches.

Bitches such as you .

You must be proud knowing that people like you are the inspiration for sites like this, and this, and this.

This says it better.

And that's all I gotta say about that..

moderated up or down????

(ehm... disclaimer: I think the pic is funny... for kindof 2 seconds. As a FreeBSD user, I think the author of that not-so-useful web site is on the same level of our troll, here... :)

Hey, we all know why BSD is better :)

is This

linux is for bitches

It might be secure, but we all know that Linux is for bitches

www.linuxisforbitches.com

"[to save Slashdot users' bandwidth, a reply about how Gentoo GNU/Linux does most of this stuff, too, and some of it (like making package repositories) in an easier way has been deleted from this space]"

I know that you're making fun of Gentoo zealots, but in the process, you're in danger of awaking a sleeping giant: The BSD Snob. Because you didn't think before posting, innocent Slashdot readers will be forced to read how the BSDs are better designed, more carefully developed, and are more portable across different platforms. Readers will even be forced to endure accusations that, being Linux users, they wet the bed. Gentoo certainly has its zealots, but BSD users have been looking down their noses at AT&T UNIX since, like, the 1970s. They're the original OS zealots!

See, you've unleashed an Army of Darkness upon us all. Where's Bruce Campbell when you need him?

Steve
Linux and BSD User

you are the reason for this site

You're right dude! Check out this LUser...He's pretty dumb, isnt't he? http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/imgs/users/tattoo .jpg

So that's why the Daemon has moved on to other things! :oD

thank you freebsd.

and before you go knocking MS saying that they take BSD-like-licensed OSS projects and re-release them and claim creativity, that's the beauty of the license. you linux whackjobs need to chill the hell out. props to daxbert.

This is why!

what about those of us who enjoy slashdot, but think that Linux is for bitches.

Come on Gnat, slashdot != linux...

Is there a way I can undo work units for team linux?

linuxisforbitches
w00t

wurd to mah h0miez

and hire someone who knows how to tune a Solaris box...

Remember, with Linux, you get what you pay for...
That's why it's free...

BSD is the best cure for Linux.

Because Linux is for bitches.

Are you a linux user?

it's linux is for bitches

Linux is for bitches.

DOWN THE SHITTER

http://linuxisforbitches.com

Man am I hungover. Also, linux is for bitches.

you should check out one of my favorite sites.
Linux Is For Bitches

Linux is for Bitches

free and simple are the only 2 reasons that mySQL is popular with linux users... ...because most linux users are cheap and simple.

Linux is for bitches.

remove linux from the hard disk.

install openbsd.

Linux is for bitches.

# - How to configure mysql on linux...

# vi /etc/my.cnf
ESC-D-G :wq!
find / -name mysql -exec rm {} \;
uname
Linux

"Shit"

reboot
(load OpenBSD cd) ..... ..... .....
cd /usr/ports/databases/mysql
make install clean ...

Now you have an optimized MySQL install

Linux Is For Bitches .

remember, RedHat says "Fuck Standards"

Fuck inetd.
- We'll run xinetd
Fuck "stable" releases of GCC
- We'll run broken "experimental" versions

Linux is for bitches.

Now, Linux is for UNEMPLOYED bitches.

Me thinks you use Debian because Debian 'stable' is over two years old.

Me thinks you use Debian because you like the feeling of being 'unique'.

Debian is the bastard child of the OS of Bitches...

Linux, it's what's for Bitches.

I'd say that you're right on...
except that's most 'linux users', not most /. readers...
Linux is my bitch.

no...
FreeBSD is for servers...
Linux is for bitches.

Like I've always said,

Linux is for bitches

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats because Linux (And lindows by association) are for BITCHES.

Fuck Linux

If you want to buy a PC to run any decent games, or any good office platform, sorry man, you're stuck with Windows...

I would say OSX, but Apple's support for games has always been terrible.

it's linux dude.
Go figure.

because Linux is for bitches.

I really haven't noticed Windows/Mac users stereotyping Linux users, but maybe I'm reading the wrong sites.

Yes, you have been reading the wrong sites. The obvious example is on slashdot, indeed in this very article. But also there are numerous disparaging remarks made on windows sites like microsoft.com, c|net, etc. I wonder what OS they use?

But Windows and Mac Users are not the only people to react negatively to what they see as the Linux hype. BSD Users can be nasty too. In fact I seem to recall you used not to be allowed to connect your IRC server to any of the IRC networks if you were using Linux instead of BSD, for various stated reasons, but mainly because the BSD guys did not like linux.

dude.

Linux is for bitches....

...and you sir, are a bitch.

So, in YOUR world, a simple portscan deserves some type of response?

I have well over 15,000 hosts portscanned DAILY.

I have NEVER EVER ONCE cared about portscans.
Why?

One of the first thing l33t linux d00ds do, is install nmap, then proceed to:
nmap -sS -T5 192.0.0.0/2

why? who knows. who frankly cares.

If the information gained by portscanning makes your hosts any less secure, you might as well pack it up and go home. Volunteer for the next round of layoffs, you'll do the industry a favor.

Why don't you just focus on writing your code, and doing your job.

If you secure your machine, fuck the network.

Sounds like somebody is pissed off because a MS using chick is making more money than they are.

Grow a dick, and get a life.

Do your job, and let others do theirs.

If it really is as bad as you make it sound, she'll get fired. Then, maybe you can replace the 'core router' with linux on an ipaq, or whatever the fuck you linux faggots like to run...

You sir, are a bitch.

and Linux is for bitches.

You sir, are a bitch.

and Linux is for bitches.

Hrm, lets see...

Linksys Router...
Daisy-chained Hubs...
LINUX Firewall (LOL)...

Considering the parts that they are using, they obviously don't care about the infrastructure.

Linux: You get what you pay for.

Not a troll, just a loud WAKE UP CALL
to all the Linux lemmings.

LINUX IS NOT UNIX

Linux is made to feel like UNIX, without requiring user to know UNIX.

Similar to blow-up-dolls. They might be made to look and feel like women, but they are NOT women.

bitnitches

>>Slackware (my unix of choice)

Hey moron, Linux != UN*X
lets see, GNU = GNU's Not Unix
GNU/Linux
hrm.

what a fucking moron.

btw, Linux is for bitches.

And, you sir, are a bitch.

YOU JUST GOT YOUR ASS KICKED ON THE INTERNET

you /could/, but then you'd be left running IPTABLES, which sucks ass.

IPF / PF is much, MUCH more robust than IPTABLES/IPCHAINS.

I'd rather be sodimized by Bill Gates than try to do any type of statefull / bridged packet filtering on Linux.

Plus, Linux is for bitches.