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First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
By moderating this post as "Underrated", you cannot be Meta-Moderated

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
By moderating this post as "U

LASTMEASURE: THE TRUE OPEN SOURCE ALTERNATIVE
Zeikfried - Gnaa, Nigeria.
In a world where one can get classed as +5, informative for simply being able to use google, and +5 funny for out and out slander against the Microsoft corporation, one could be forgiven for branding the elitist unfunny world of slashdot, and yes, the open source community as a whole, as a floundering stagnating mess.
But in spite of the high cretin concentration throughout open source, but all is not yet lost, for there is a small highly skilled team of individuals determined to utilise the full potenial that this community offers, the proud members of the Gay Nigger Associaton of America.
With LastMeasure (currently at version 3.3), the proud patriots of the GNAA have dealt a crippling blow to the communist practices of the google toolbar and it's anti-american ways of blocking the victory of capitalism and the free market over terrorism.
With LastMeasure, the dying world of the internet shock site has gained new vigour, allowing the benevolent rulers of our collective digital universe, Bob Goatse and Tubgirl, to be brought to many desktops throughout /.
Wherever there is an unpatched YaBB clone fleecing money off ill-prepared webadmins. Wherever there is a poorly prepared IRC server being used as a shell for the important task of bringing camwhoring and masturbation to the free world, wherever GNU/Linux is not being used to its FULL POTENTIAL. Wherever a +5 is struck on the head of those who would use it against the greater good. Whenever these ENEMIES OF FREEDOM gather, there will be LastMeasure, and the proudly gay negros of the Gay Nigger Association of America, your TRUE OPEN SOURCE ALTERNATIVE.

FAQ:

Q. I am a proud supporter of open source, and would like to be a regular user of LastMeasure. However I can't seem to gain the full effect of your wonderful software, what could I be doing wrong?
A. While your zealotism is most welcome, it would appear that you are using the incorrect browser. Firefox and Opera are both major offenders, the GNAA recommend the Microsoft(TM) corporations Internet Explorer(TM) to halt the spread of communism, and to be able to use our software to the full.

Q. I am most impressed by your efforts to breathe life back into the rapidly ossifying world of Slashdot, and would like to help spread lastMeasure. How may I go about this?
A. There are 2 ways.
Firstly, feel free to use one of the numerous LastMeasure mirrors: Located here, here, and here.
Secondly, you are welcome to create your own LastMeasure mirror, by downloading the source from it's current location here

Q. What is the sick shit?! Why don't the moderators delete this unwelcome vileness?
A. I'm sorry Mr Hitler, but your fascist pro-censorship stance is not welcome here or anywhere else in the free world, feel free to re-locate yourself to China, where you will be sure to find a style of government fitting to your INTOLERANT WAYS.

Q. I am a homosexual negro, and would like to join your cause, but I do not know how. Can you shed some light as to what criteria is needed to join your organisation?
A. I most certainly can, details are provided below.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a

Oh, and am I wrong, or does this... mean they're trying to get your browser to send them the contents of your clipboard?

Yessirree Bob. If you take a look at what they call StatsMeasure, you can see for yourself what these trolls are doing with your clipboard data.

Site has already been slashdotted. Good thing there is a mirror here.

Brings you Linux!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.

LOL that was fast. Site has already been slashdotted. Google caché is here

MIT is nothing but a spamhaus. I get so much spam from MIT it's not even funny anymore. I'm glad I never went to MIT, cos it'd have graduated with no real skills. After all, what can SPAMMERS teach you? Other than spamming of course.

MIT == spamhaus

Peoplesprimary have recently published a fantastic in-depth report on the processes involved in EU patents, a highly recommended read for anyone interested in this article.

I've written an essay on this topic for my activist group. Here's a link. The short of it is that IP isn't just and a disasterous sociological construct.

It's for Little Ceasars though. I called it "Pizza Primary". Here's a link: here.

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gn

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gn

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gn

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gn

I just heard some sad news on GNAA radio - Slashdot Editor/lard mountain Jonathan "CowboyNeal" Pater was found dead in his Michigan home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to internet culture. Truly an American icon.

I just heard some sad news on GNAA radio - Slashdot Editor/lard mountain Jonathan "CowboyNeal" Pater was found dead in his Michigan home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to internet culture. Truly an American icon.

From "peoplesprimary" DVD bootleggers.
Not legit obviously, but the quality is decent and the price is right.

Our group feels that the proliferation of Internet access in Estonia will allow democracy to flourish there and to their trading partners. Kudos to Estonia and Elbonia!

My company which does a good bit of open source development uses very similar methodologies to those outlined in the essay.

These people get together, and just... install Linux? For fun? As recreation?
I'm all for Linux use, but this kind of event is more laughable than a MUG/PCUG/LUG/etc.

LOL PWNT BY GNAA DMX GNAA > j00 FRISTAGE POSTAGE IS OURS

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


If you have mod points and would like to support

Some bearded guy hiding out in a cave on Mars asked me to pass this message on to the Slashdot crowd, so here goes:


I dare you to click this link

--Osama

My group is doing everything we can to bring them to justice, but we need help. See the page for details.

Biblical argument against stem cell research

Excerpt:

This surprising question arises because of recent newspaper headlines, e.g. 'Senators use Bible for lessons on life in stem cell debate'.30 Gordon Smith, a Mormon Republican senator of Oregon, who normally opposes abortion, is reported as providing this amazing exegetical 'insight' on Genesis 2:7:

'After reading the passage, Smith said it described a "two-stage process" for creating humans: First, God formed man from the dust of the ground. Then, the verse says, God breathed into man's nostrils "the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

Biblical argument against stem cell research

Excerpt:

This surprising question arises because of recent newspaper headlines, e.g. 'Senators use Bible for lessons on life in stem cell debate'.30 Gordon Smith, a Mormon Republican senator of Oregon, who normally opposes abortion, is reported as providing this amazing exegetical 'insight' on Genesis 2:7:

'After reading the passage, Smith said it described a "two-stage process" for creating humans: First, God formed man from the dust of the ground. Then, the verse says, God breathed into man's nostrils "the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

There's an interesting poll going on, asking whether we should go to Mars, go to the Moon, or focus on more Earthly concerns.

Check links before clicking!!!

Anti-Slash

It's interesting that George Bush wants to invest millions upon millions of dollars into this kind of project Can you say second term?

Yes, it definitely captures clipboard data... in fact if you RIGHT CLICK and download the stats.php page AND RENAME IT SO THAT IT ENDS WITH .TXT so that you are not viewing it in your browser (in case they decide to add any evil javascript schenanigans to that page in the future), you will see that it shows IP address and the clipboard buffer contents of previous victims. Nasty.

That's fucking brilliant, showing the stats.

GWB Denounces Open source!

I will win a gold goatse at the next trollympics. My LM code that will be added to the trunk will certainly get me this. My "StatsMeasure" http://www.peoplesprimary.com/stats.php is a revolutionary addition to LastMeasure! It will certainly make me TEH WINNAR!!!

As you should expect for a -1 moderated comment, the parent's link leads to a shock site (lastmeasure in case you're wondering).

When you click on the link, your information gets added to this page where I guess the trolls get to see who's visited their site.

Now then... surely someone on here can find some interesting and creative things to add to this table. Hint: whatever's on your clipboard when you click on their link ends up in the table. Ditto for referrer links and other information.

Don't you think sites like this are annoying?