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Will they let me bring my RealDoll up?

At last there's a better way to blow 5 grand than a RealDoll. Well, I don't know if it's more useful but at least you can let your mother use your Segway.

I'm not so sure about that. Ever since I replaced my girlfriend with a RealDoll, I've been much happier.

If that were the case, Real Doll would have already killed them off.

"III. Endless Entertainment"

Does this mean they plan to combine Dr. Robot and realdoll? Now that would be a hit.

Obviously, they don't have a decent marketing dept. If they knew what they were doing, they would partner with RealDoll and sell about 100 times more of these things.

or sold into prostitution

Yeah, the Jeri Lynn Ryan version of this thing looks pretty hot. Although, I'm sure the Kobe Tai version which is being sold through the Adam and Eve catalog will do well also. That partnership with RealDoll seems to certainly have paid off.

Your RealDoll will be waiting when the show's over. Just jam a curling iron in her twat to keep her warm.

Popular Mechanics? Only if they're reviewing the RealDoll.

You put this, inside this.

Voila!

You hacker nerds just never get it. Look&feel is a separate thing from skins. It's something more.
Example: RealDolls may look like real women, but I rather have sex with real women.

6 million dollar (worth of surgery) man?

I wonder how long before NASA buys Abyss Creations (maker of RealDoll) so NASA can build useful "recreational" robots for those long trips to Mars.

- HeXa

Here ya go...

http://www.realdoll.com/faq.html

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• only part of that which would be social engineering is the date. Recording the voice is a playback attack.

Another Anonymous Coward dashed to the ground in flames!

SUCTION!

Someone already has.

Amazing what you can do with plastics, eh? :)

I thought you were busy with "Charles", you faggoty fag fag AC ?

Your girlfriend gives shitty rimjobs. If you weren't so busy with your Male Realdoll, "Charles", maybe you'd have time to give her lessons.

I come home from work and "Bambi" recognizes that I'm real tense and stressed out and knows what will help me unwind. Oh yeah, I'm liking this... ;)

Now I can only look forward to cheering the first year with my beloved.

You've had a Real Doll for a year now? How time flies. Post a review!

Thank you for understanding, you are a bright one.

Fuck CmdrTaco did not imply to physically have sex with him but rather email him hateful messages and post crapfloods on his website.

To fuck Natalie Portman (I did imply to have sex with her) you must have Adobe Photoshop, an image of Natalie Portman's face, and a realdoll. Simply paste Natalie's face onto the realdoll and fuck away. It's that simple. For added effect pop in some of her old movies and replay on a continuous loop some of her voice quotes, such as a cry of pain, or an orgasm in a love making scene.

This concludes the Guide to Sex with Natalie Portman

Nor the "X-Doll".

Your part plus mine
would be even better!

Seriously, as someone has mentioned here before, in order for technology to be successfuly it has to somehow relate to pornography/sex. This has definite potential.

Is it just me, or has porn really been, if you'll pardon the expression, sucking lately?

Like any male with a broadband connection, I download copious amounts of pornography to facilitate my masturbatory endeavors. Recently, however, the pornographic videos I download daily from my favorite binary newsgroups completely fail to turn me on, or even hold my interest for more than a few seconds. I can't even achieve and maintain an erection while watching them, much less enjoy a nice stroke session followed by the sweet release of my man-seed.

The problem I have is that current pornographic videos seem to fall into two categories, neither of which I like:

1. Overproduced "Vivid Video" crap. This wouldn't be so bad, except that all the girls go to the same plastic surgeon and get the same "porn star" template. Sorry, but girls who look less natural than real dolls just don't do it for me.

2. Amateur porn. This usually starts out good, with some reasonably cute "girl next door" type, the type I can imagine myself meeting and actually getting somewhere with. Unfortunately, in almost all cases this quickly devolves into a game of "let's see how many disgusting, degrading things we can do to her before she freaks out." Three minutes into the video, she's getting a 2-liter coke bottle shoved up her ass while ten guys come on her face. Again, it just doesn't do it for me.

I'm a man with simple tastes. I just want a cute girl fucking a guy or two, or another cute girl, or some combination thereof. So my question for the slashdot community is, who is making good porn videos these days, and where can I obtain them?

While on the subject of bad pornography, what the hell is up with the whole spitting thing? Seems like every video I see, everyone's spitting - the girl spits on the guy's dick while she's blowing him, then the guy spits in her mouth, then while he's fucking her in the ass, he pulls out, spits in her asshole, then shoves his dick back in. Really, I can't be the only one not turned on by spitting, can I? And don't even get me started on the girls who drool all over themselves while sucking cock.

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Hey, I'm a man. and I play with Randy, a REAL DOLL.

Are you sure that the Sims was the first one ?
Really ?

... is stroking Bruce, his big tabby tomcat. The sounds of Johnny Mathis on the hi-fi fill a rosey bed chamber. Dreams of Mikinos dance in Timmy's head, as he rubs his silky thighs with Coppertone, and switches on the sun lamp. In the corner sits Randy, ready for another long night of Timmy's man-love.

Already been implemented...check out RealDoll's site.

Other enhancements currently available:

1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00

Fascinating, the things they can do with technology... ;-)

DennyK

My sarcastic detector really hasn't kicked in yet this morning, but he's refering to this product and not any of that crap Real puts out.

Sony Robot + RealDoll = Robotics' killer app.

You have been warned.

You've never been to an anatomically correct doll show have you?

If I wanted to bang a machine I'd go here.

Finally!!! Now all I need is one of these gadgets and a RealDoll ( or even a Stepford wife robot) and I won't have to deal with the bitching and moaning... except my own bitching and moaning because I have to reboot wife 3.5.6 three times a day. :)

If they were to combine such technology with a Realdoll!

She doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, but she will bear your children!

'There are going to be real problems,' said organiser Dr Scott Gelfand, of Oklahoma State University. 'Some feminists even say artificial wombs mean men could eliminate women from the planet and still perpetuate our species. That's a bit alarmist. Nevertheless, this subject clearly raises strong feelings.'

For the record, how many guys do you know who come out saying 'Man, I'd love to have kids.. but its those damn _women_ I can't stand. Pussy? Who needs pussy! I just want a baby to cuddle!'

Sure, they don't like our PMS trips, but do they really want to eradicate sex (real sex) from their diets? I mean Rosy and her sisters, and the Realdoll only go so far...

These chicks make us normal feminists look bad.

I'd personally have to suggest to buy yourself one of these for the big V day. (especially if you ARE still a big V!) Sure, its going to be a one time charge of $6,000, but just imagine how much a potential "surprise" is going to cost from one of those female creatures, much less the mini-van and other sort of things to go with it. It never has a headache either, and doesn't get mad at you if you forget any of those important days. The best part is that it doesn't whine about you spending all weekend playing Counter-Strike or Everquest and eating leftover pizza instead of taking her out to dinner.

In the long run, that $6K would be a very good investment, as it would serve two purposes. The aforementioned duties, and it would also scare off any potential females who's compatibilty problems you're trying to avoid in the first place. :)

</cynical bastard mode >

I'm only kidding, but hey, laugh!

Realdolls for all geek freshmen so they don't end up with herpes from the slutty art students on their time. They could even be made into robots and I'm sure in the future they could be used to shoot napalm out of those blowjob lips at anyone who may try to harm the poor geek freshmen.

That is right. CmdrTaco should be fucking his girl right now.

Heh. I saw this photo and couldn't help but think, "Hmm, Real Dolls?"

Why get a "virtual" girlfriend when you can get a real mechanical girlfriend? Check out the Sci-Fi classic Cherry 2000. And now technology is approaching this perfect woman with Real Doll!!

fuck that, how about a realdoll?

The RealDoll. Never have to talk to a real girl again!

And, for you geekchicks out there, they now make a male realdoll!

The RealDoll. Never have to talk to a real girl again!

And, for you geekchicks out there, they now make a male realdoll!

You just know that Honda's gonna get together with these guys.