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He's NOT GAY, dammit! Honest! Really, he isn't!! /DothProtestTooMuch

I would never count on Superman to save anybody.

This should help Supes with all of that bad press he's been getting.

It's well known that Superman is a dick.

Okay. So Lois had her memory wiped by Superman after sleeping with him.

Yeah, the events of Superman 2 were really messed up. Lois finds out Clark is superman, he gets rid of his powers to stay with her, they sleep together, other Kryptonian survivors appear and they're all evil ("Kneel before Zod"), so Superman has to go regain his powers and fight them.

All the while, Lois gets kidnapped because Luthor knows Superman has a thing for her, but she still tries to protect Superman (and his secret, she knows his secret identity at this point) with no regard for her own life. To repay her for this, Superman erases her memory at the end of the movie. I'm sure he's telling himself it's for her own good, but we all know that's bull. Luthor knew to kidnap her, and he wasn't even aware of how far their relationship had gone. She's still in danger, just for being the reporter that knows Superman the best.

But I remember Luthor waving the green rock at the kid and seeing the kid flinch and him asking whose kid this is. That happens after the child has displayed his powers, does it? The first thing I remember of that is him throwing a piano at someone which I thought was later?

The piano did happen later. Luthor waved the Kryptonite for the same reason he had Lois kidnapped in Superman 2. He knows the two have a relationship, he's just not sure how far this has gone. He also figured that the kid is old enough to have been conceived before Superman went away, which is why he asks about the kid's age.

All I really remember from the film was Superman's behaviour, the utter stupidity of Luthor's plan (I'm going to kill millions and then go into real estate) and that the overall message of the movie seems to be that you can beat any problem with brute force if you just pull a constipated face whilst your lifting the continent you're allergic to into space. :(

The movie sucked. Bryan Singer was obviously a fan, but he's a fan of the wrong Superman. The early post-crisis Superman is the interesting one. His powers are nerfed somewhat, which means he's actually in danger of dying from things other than Kryptonite. He considers his identity of Clark Kent to be his real identity, and Superman to be the fake one. That makes him easier to relate to, and it means the Clark persona isn't an idiot who is constantly messing up everyday tasks. The Lois and Clark TV series really is what got the closest to a good live-action interpretation of Superman (and that's saying a lot, because it really wasn't that good). Everything else has sucked.

It is sad and pathetic that the United States popular culture portrays any foreign culture as a vulgar caricature, but americans feel outrage when a character from 1960's mexican comics does the exact same thing.

It is sad and pathetic that the United States popular culture portrays any foreign culture as a vulgar caricature, but americans feel outrage when a character from 1960's mexican comics does the exact same thing.

Subbing for the pandas after they all moved to the far north.

You just don't know enough about Superman.

Super Catching, allowing him to safely decelerate objects he catches, is just one of his lesser-known powers, along with Super Ventriloquism and Super Hunches.

He has an unrelated power which is also called Super Catching, but we won't talk about that.

You just don't know enough about Superman.

Super Catching, allowing him to safely decelerate objects he catches, is just one of his lesser-known powers, along with Super Ventriloquism and Super Hunches.

He has an unrelated power which is also called Super Catching, but we won't talk about that.

A source: Superdickery.com

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/97_4_0000058.jpg

I think that says more than enough about the ludicrous extent propoganda-racism got to.

Also, this amuses me far, far too much.

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/97_4_0000058.jpg

I think that says more than enough about the ludicrous extent propoganda-racism got to.

Also, this amuses me far, far too much.

What other graphic novels might you recommend that validate the format?

What other graphic novels might you recommend that validate the format?

If I put one line of GPL code into Bunnies, all of Bunnies would have to be GPL.

Using my code in violation of the license makes your code public domain.

No discussion of Wonder Woman's bondage themes would be complete without pics...

http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/1.html

Suffering Sapho! I really hope Gail Simone does bring back the bondage.

I have an enormous desire to see a comic book cover of Superman giving a concert with his superguitar and taunting us all with how we can't hear his beautiful music, like the dick he is.

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/102.html

So it either permanently robs kryptonians of their powers or makes them lose control of their powers. At last humanity doesn't have to suffer any more of his super dickery

Hal Jordan, of course. After all, even without his ring some of his most important...err...attributes are still present.

Look at what happened to so many women in the WW comics.

Superman

More superman spoilers here ;)

One glance at the covers was enough to tell you that these things were leading to the downfall of Western civilization.

You got that right.

"Home of the phrase that started it all, "Superman is a dick." Witness an ever growing selection of examples of Superman acting like... well, a dick."

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

http://www.superdickery.com/
Superman is a dick.
(Now I'd LOVE to see a movie that contains a good compilation of events from this site.)

Kind of like where a combination of James Bond and Bruce Wayne would live.

Kind of like where a combination of James Bond and Bruce Wayne would live.

Kind of like where a combination of James Bond and Bruce Wayne would live.

Son of a bitch! What sort of asshole would do something that like? "Oh look, there's some people acting peacefully in a joint operation. Well I better fix their little red wagon! Haha! They'll surely worship me after this."

If there is a Christian god, he is a DICK! The only person whose more of a dick then him, is superman.

Speaking of entirely irrational racist flamebait... http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/1.html
"Superman says: You can slap a Jap with War Bonds and Stamps!"

And, of course, if we're counting up other weaknesses of Superman, there's always kryptonite, magic, and Superdickery (really, it's work safe).

That's true as well.

See here http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/5.html (safe for work). Be sure to click on the "Next" links for more examples that reveal the true relationships between Batman and Robin (and Superman too)!

http://www.superdickery.com/

Superheroes being dicks.
And other stuff so amazing it... sucks.

Essentially, they got down to the level of Superman comics?

I hope he includes this scene.

Or is she a little to old for the role? Is Wonder Woman supposed to be in her early 20s?
SuperDickery.com has a surprising pic of a Wonder Woman panel, followed by a pretty funny caption.