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Re:I have been a thief for decades!Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!
I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see you balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
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Re:Look within...I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
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occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
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tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
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Re:disgustingDeath to TED DEATH!
I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
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s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
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xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
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occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
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These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
These same liberals say no to guns.
These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
To hell with all of you.
HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.
"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)
AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.
Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
Michael Jackson, pedophile.
OJ Simpson, murderer.
Michael Jordan, adulterer.
Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.
Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves. -
Re:Contract with the networksDeath to Tuner and his pro fucking towelhead CNN, crescent news network. DEATH TO FUCKING TURNER! DEATH!
I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
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tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
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tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
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xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
These same liberals say no to guns.
These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
To hell with all of you.
HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.
"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)
AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.
Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
Michael Jackson, pedophile.
OJ Simpson, murderer.
Michael Jordan, adulterer.
Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.
Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves. -
Re:Linux is dyingI see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
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s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
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occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
These same liberals say no to guns.
These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
To hell with all of you.
HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.
"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)
AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.
Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
Michael Jackson, pedophile.
OJ Simpson, murderer.
Michael Jordan, adulterer.
Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.
Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves.
Death to Yasser Ratfuck. Death to all of Islam. -
Hi, how are you? I'm here to poast.I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
These same liberals say no to guns.
These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
To hell with all of you.
HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.
"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)
AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.
Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
Michael Jackson, pedophile.
OJ Simpson, murderer.
Michael Jordan, adulterer.
Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.
Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves. -
Rip Me a New One NELLY!SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah manmeat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
2 cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
a Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated manpussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
BSD is DYING.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cBSD_c\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_BSD_c|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_BSD_c/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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First Fucking Poast fuckers.SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah manmeat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
2 cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
a Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated manpussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
BSD is DYING.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cBSD_c\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_BSD_c|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_BSD_c/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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FREAKISH LOVE CHILD by osm: go osm and trollaxor!!
Alan Cox. Linux developer extraordinaire. Mr. Cox is the second in command on kernel development, just under the almighty Linus himself. Recently, Mr. Cox was interviewed for a Slashdot article. Hundreds of Slashdotters submitted questions for Mr. Cox. Many pledged their undying devotion in a putrid display of blind respect. Not one question was asked concerning Mr. Cox's origins. And that's a shame. It would have been interesting to see him explain what I've been shown.
As you may know, I have a Natalie Portman poster mounted on the wall behind my computer. I often meditate on the poster as I'm writing, be it stories, Slashdot comments or program code. From time to time, the poster will hypnotize me with scientifically-proven hot young actress mind rays. Once hypnotized, I am able to receive messages from the great spirit guides of my Sioux ancestors. These spirit guides have given me much information about various Linux personalities, the most recent of which is Mr. Alan Cox. Prepare yourselves for the truth.
Alan's story begins in the snowy altitudes of the Himalayas. a group of Americans, led by the eccentric explorer Ignatius Mandrake, had decided to book an expedition to the mountain range. The group of adventurers were really interested in nothing more than snapping a few photographs to take back to their slack-jawed, wide-eyed friends. Bragging rights. Basically, they were the type of people who had to constantly prove how rich they really were because they really weren't rich.
Well, not Ignatius. He was a down-to-earth, rugged fellow. Big as a bear and twice as strong. Within the circles Ignatius travelled in, it was commonly said that he could snap Grizzly Adams like a twig with one hand while using his other hand to skin Ben alive and use its fur to wipe his ass. And so it was, Ignatius was hired to lead the team to their snowy fate.
Several days had passed as the team slowly made way to the top of the mountain. The journey had gone quite smoothly, completely without incident, with the exception of a malfunctioning Nikon F4. The group would pack up and resume their hike at the crack of dawn. Take a few breaks and then setup camp at sunset, clustering their tents together for peace of mind. Ignatius slept in a special, white, thermal sleeping bag, out in the open, several yards away from the others.
Well, the bright, orange tents were a strange sight up in the mountains and, one fateful night, they attracted a very special visitor. Ignatius slept blissfully in isolation, while the rest huddled in pairs in their tents. Nobody heard the monstrosity that was approaching from the depths of the darkness. Not that it would have mattered if they had.
Ignatius awoke to the blood-curdling screams. He watched in amusement as the giant, white ape- like creature tore every single member of the group into small pieces. He couldn't help but to chuckle as one tried to run away, only to have his legs cleanly removed before the remainder of his body was shredded into stringy wet slabs. The only thing that phased Ignatius was the unholy stench of the Yeti.
Once the last adventurer had been eviscerated, Ignatius unzipped his bag. He stood tall and proud and removed his shirt. His nipples protruded from his hairy chest as they stiffened in the cold. He massaged his left nipple as he challenged the Yeti, "come to daddy, bitch."
The ten-foot-tall Yeti roared with anger as it swiftly approached Ignatius. He put his hands on the Yeti's shoulders and eventually caused it to lose balance. The Yeti landed in the snow, with a loud thud that almost sounded like thunder as it's breath was forced from its stinging lungs. Ignatius threw himself upon the vile beast and eventually knocked it unconscious. He netted the Yeti into his sleeping-bag and headed back down the mountain.
Ignatius made a sizeable fortune off of his sale of the Yeti to a circus owner. He used his money to buy a large house-boat and retired to the South Atlantic. The Yeti's life would not be so easy.
The Yeti was subjected to intense ridicule by his fellow circus freaks, who were insanely jealous. The Yeti was not allowed near the other circus animals, due to his nasty habit of trying to eat them (and succeeding). Circus goers consistently avoided the Yeti due to his putrid stench. The Yeti was flung into a pit of despair. His only comfort was a bottle of Jim beam. Unfortunately, the Yeti's liver wasn't as adept at handling alcohol as his human cousins.
One day a new freak was inducted into the circus. An extremely foul-smelling woman who was disgustingly obese due to a gland problem. It was instant love. Two creatures who had never known the tender sweetness of true love fell into each other's arms. The following weeks were filled with romantic, moonlit walks along the beach, carefree romps through daisy-covered plains and tender moments of kissing, petting and de-fleaing.
But the damage had already been done. Bliss had found the Yeti too late and it was no more than two months before he lay on his death bed. In a final act of caring, Bertha gave herself to her love. Her last gift to her beloved.
After the Yeti died, Bertha left the circus. the memories were too painful. And she needed to provide a stable home for her beloved's final gift to her: young Alan Cox.
Unfortunately, Alan inherited the worst of both worlds: his mother's disgusting glandular problem and his father's gagging scent. This made him less than popular with his peers. Young Alan was constantly brutalized by the neighborhood boys and girls.
Of course, Alan turned to drugs, satanism and his computer for solace. He taught himself c programming and would code for days on end. Once exhausted, he would ingest LSD and prance about in farmer's crops, making circles and wild designs during his satanic rituals. He had several mystical visions during these rituals, one of which led him to the human resources department of Microsoft corporation.
Alan began to grow bored with his usual set of designs. This boredom manifested as a haunting vision in which a ghastly demon reprimanded Alan for his lack of originality by inducing chronic flatulence in him and then summoning a match to follow him around. Alan took heed of the omen and decided to try something different.
One night, Alan dropped three hits of purple microdot and stripped naked. He grabbed his equipment and set off for a lush crop down the road. He worked all night on his new design and when he was finished, he was rewarded by the demons who furnished him with a virginal sheep. That was Alan's first sexual encounter.
But his rewards did not end there. Alan's design, which was the code for a most elegant c-compiler made the front pages of computer magazines nation-wide. He was quickly scheduled for a meeting with the president of human resources, Microsoft corporation.
Alan eagerly cleaned himself up for the meeting. He removed the rancid animal tissue from his beard, matted his hair down with Crisco and bathed in a tub full of Brute-33. none of this had any real effect, but Alan felt better and he donned a freshly pressed suit.
Alan walked into the meeting and sat at a large table, surrounded by Microsoft executives, including Bill Gates himself. the Microsoftians had come up with a ceremony to celebrate the new partnership with Alan... they would release a penguin from the window and let it fly to freedom, thus symbolizing an era of grand innovation.
Steve Balmer removed the penguin from its cage and held it to Alan, "with your blessing, we shall release this penguin to its freedom, thus symbolizing a new era of innovation in the computer software industry!"
Alan looked at the penguin and suddenly had a flash of inspiration (a flashback). he took the penguin from Mr. Balmer and bit off its head. The room was aghast. Reporters captured the event on film and the news hit every major newspaper in the world.
Alan was assured he would never work in the software industry again.
The next morning, Linus Torvalds picked up the local newspaper and saw the astonishing photograph and headline. He knew immediately he had found his second in command.
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HOWTO: Defending Yourself From Linux ZealotsIt happens every day. You've seen it happen to your family and friends - yes, it's probably even happened to you. And the number, and intensity, of incidences is increasing. Every day, all over the world, innocent normal people are being almost violently accosted by ranting, raving Linux Zealots. You may be asking, "But why is it getting worse, isn't Linux's 15 minutes of fame almost over?" Yes, Linux is almost dead, but that's exactly why it's getting worse.
It's a simple matter of how socially inferior "humans"(I put this term in quotations because these people rarely show any humanity) act under certain types of pressure. They attach themselves irrationaly to a concept, product, brand name, or in this case, fad. We've seen it with OS/2 Zealots, BSD Zealots, BeOS Zealots, and Amiga Zealots. We see it everyday on the news with Christian Zealots like John Ashcroft and George W. Bush.
You see, certain types of socially inept people have a tendency to attach themselves to something and refuse to let go with zeal. As the fad dies out and the rest of the world moves on, these zealots will hold on to their idol with alarming tenacity. You do not want to be around these people, but unfortunately it is sometimes out of your control. Therefore, I have prepared some advice in the form of various situations should you ever come upon a Linux Zealot.
Situation 1: On the Internet
This is where the majority of Linux Zealot attacks occur, since Linux Zealots have no social life and rarely leave their computers. Fortunately for you, this type of situation is the easiest to avoid with the use of a little precaution and common sense. First and foremost, stay away from known Linux Zealot sites like Slashdot and Kuro5hin. These sites are well known for promoting software theft and music piracy, among other kinds of law-breaking activity. Do not take this warning as an invitation to go to Slashdot and try to change the minds of the wayward Linux Zealots. Many intelligent people have tried this and failed miserably, for Linux Zealots are extremely close-minded and will not listen to logic. It doesn't matter how many times you tell them that Windows 2000 and WindowsXP don't crash and that Linux sucks for the desktop, they will not listen to you. Instead you will be lost in a sea of angry Linux Zealots. Also, do not get depressed thinking that your options on the Internet are now limited, there are many fine sites featuring intelligent conversation available.Situation 2: At work/school settings
This situation is the potentially most embarrassing and damaging to your life. The situation usually plays out thusly: you are at work or school when a co-worker or acquaintance tries to introduce you to a Linux Zealot. Often-times this Linux Zealot will try to move in on your social activities. Do not let this happen. This is very important. If you let a Linux Zealot be seen with you in public, it WILL ruin your life. You will lose all your friends, and no girl will ever talk to you again. How do you identify a Linux Zealot? This is very easy - Linux Zealots will either be extremely scrawny or extremely obese. They will be very dirty, poorly dressed (many times with ill-fitting Linux or Thinkgeek shirts), and the odor will be unbearable. If a Linux Zealot tries to befriend you, you must make it clear that you are better than him and that you will not socialize with him. Ridicule him, let him know his lower status in society. Call security or threaten to sue for harrassment if he doesn't leave you alone. Don't be afraid to use violence if it becomes necessary.Situation 3: Random public encounters
These are probably the rarest of Linux Zealot encounters, and are usually pretty easy to avoid. If you see a Linux Zealot walking down the sidewalk or hallway, do not make eye contact. Turn your head away from the Linux Zealot. If he tries to engage you in conversation, do not respond. Continue walking away from the Linux Zealot at a brisk pace. If the Linux Zealot persists, call for help from the nearest security guard or police officer. If you are female, it is advisable to carry pepper spray and/or a stun gun at all times. Linux Zealots are very skittish around females and their behavior will be erratic.Now you should know everything you need to know to keep yourself safe from Linux Zealots. Good Luck!
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Re:Haiku for *BSD Its now TRUE. BSD is dying.SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah manmeat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
2 cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
a Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated manpussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
BSD is DYING.
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oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cBSD_c\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_BSD_c|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_BSD_c/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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Re:Dear Ask Slashdot,Dear returnofthe_spork,
I'm sorry to say that you're asking the wrong people. Unfortunately, none of Slashteam has ever ejaculated anywhere near a woman, unless you count the time that Jamie's landlady caught him at the moment of truth during an unannounced visit. Perhaps asking the sex gods over at your favorite website and mine might help.
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Re:fuckin goat fuckersFuck off, GOAT KORAN
Classic GOAT HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic GOAT Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic GOAT More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE (Fuck Steve Slobs, that ass fucking manass).
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tak0 from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft PFFFFFftftftftfffffffffT
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT - Fucking the goat man is shitting prime numbers.
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets! VISIT TROLLAXOR!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
fuckin goat fuckersGOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:Be VERY waryGOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
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Re:Slashdot is dying!Malda needs to die or some shit, fast.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
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Re:The Ekpyrotic Theory...ALTERNATE GOAT SPACE
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
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Re:How far can you lean forward?GOT GOAT?
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:What about Choose-Your-Own-Adventures?FUCK THE GOAT, death to censorship.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:Best Buy supports CBDTPABEST BUY NEED TO FUCK THE GOAT KORANS ASS
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:One thing to say, that I've been goatingFuck Gates in the GOAT ASS
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:UnrelatedFO&D
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:Cube???GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
goat koran alarmabad cuntGOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine allthe internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:A great quote from Sony's VP...GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine allthe internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
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Re:Why, God, why?GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat.
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine allthe internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
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Horoscopes for the troll wars!Aires
Aires, the other trolls are starting to tire of your self-delusional and selfish demeanor. You are not the one to lead the revolution. There is not even a revolution. In the coming days you should stray from your "blind and barbarous" charges into the frontlines of battle. Balance your self-aggrandizing trolls with humility or brotherhood. You blazed a trail through the e-wilderness but now you have blitzed your penis into a brick wall. Start looking for that balance with the universe and its inhabitants which you lack, lest you blindly and bluntly charge your erect manhood into ESRâ(TM)s sweaty, pulsing, and filthy anus. And you donâ(TM)t want to do that, do you?Taurus
You provide foundation and structure to trolldom. If there be an Empire, then let its roots be your works. Yours is the first earthly manifestation of our combined and unified beauty, but now you have a choice. You can either lazily roam the fertile pastures and suck the sweet honey of victory, or you can help build Babel to the heavens. Beware, the former might lead to you sucking the semen from Tacoâ(TM)s cock, while the latter, although lifting you from your sacred footings and unnerving yourself, may prove to be the wisest choice.Gemini
You have many talents. Your trolls can be beautifully written, exhibiting your natural communication talents. Your mind is quick and flighty. Have you ever realized the variety of your pieces? One night you might write a homosexual expose on Linux faggotry, while the next day it is a craftily written legitimate troll. Your dual nature puzzles most and maybe even yourself. Some might not even see it outright. De Broglie contends that all matter is a wave on some level. Are you a wave, wayward Gemini? Another example is that you are a troll but you revel in using open source programs. You hide yourself well. You are a whore in most ways. And as a whore you will never be fulfilled. You may have had your fun about a week ago, but now it is not your time. It will be a while before you pull yourself back together again. But stick around, the dregs take entertainment in your plights and facetious ways.Cancer
Remember that time you once tried to troll? Remember when everyone laughed at your pitiful attempts? Remember how you withdrew immediately and started to masturbate wildly to Hentai? Remember how once you came the neurotransmitters immediately pulsed through your being and took you to a pleasant place? The lesson here is that you are a pussy-mama and have no trolling talents. Masturbation is not a talent, fool, and you will never have your love be accepted in trolldom, or the world for that matter.Leo
You know those days when no one seems to be trolling? Well Leo, you are our light in those dark days. You carry the torch, albeit in a conceited and self-centered way, but nonetheless you keep the Path alive. The shadow has yet to hold us sway. Donâ(TM)t get to full off yourself, because while you can keep a warm castle for us, you canâ(TM)t build us an Empire. Know your limitations sir, and also take care not to trample over the visionaries that can take you to the Next Level.Virgo
You trolling style reeks of prudishness. To spice your life, I recommend throwing in some good bathroom humor or homosexuality into your writings. Your endless crapflooding, although detailed and nonsensical, lacks something special. You are a machine, a practical worker for the cause. You can best manifest your greatness when you are working for someone else. You should find a good Gemini (yeah I know thatâ(TM)s an oxymoron), Libra, or Aquarius to give you inspiration and work. You need some mental stimulation right now. Actually, you could use any stimulation now, and for that, find a Libra.Libra
Much like your cardinal counterpart Aires, you are a pioneer. But unlike Aires, your talent begins in the mind, inciting thousands of blood-thirsty trolls to rally to the cause. You lead is bond, and your bond is beauty. But did I mention youâ(TM)re a fake, arrogant bastard. Your superficial way canâ(TM)t last. Also, did you ever wonder why you rarely troll? Well, Iâ(TM)ll tell you. Youâ(TM)re an indecisive bastard. You start a story but then canâ(TM)t make up your mind over some unimportant detail. Becoming frustrated, you start jerking off to the homosexual undertones contained in your trolls. This is a mistake. Harness and channel your energy of creativity and destruction, and in the balancing of the two you might find success.Scorpio
You are the true master of the art of covert trolling. Under the innocent guise of a harmless introvert lies a cold calculating killer brooding for the taste of blood and seminal fluids. You manipulate, scheme, lie, and sleep your way to the top. You could be a star in the sky, but you usually end up bound up in your own web of deceit. Sometimes you unconsciously look forward and plot this conclusion. In the depths of your sick twisted hell lies the key to transformation. The phoenix is birthed in the abyss, only to catch ablaze and fly soaring to the heavens. This probably wonâ(TM)t happen to you though.Sagittarius
You have the ability to show us "The True Path", but you would rather drink yourself to oblivion with a bunch of forest nymphs. Honestly, who here wouldnâ(TM)t do that? I have a desire to party with the forest nymphs tonight. Sag, let us hang out, drink much stout and wine, and fornicate with some nymphs. Fuck trolling, my carnal nature calls.Capricorn
Always trying, always failing, always overcoming. Are you part of the allied forces, or do you contribute to the vile structure that threatens us all? Nobody recognizes your struggles because you manage to write in an earthy and uninspired monotone. What does this mean? Well, I donâ(TM)t know exactly what it means but I do know that youâ(TM)re a homosexual.Aquarius
We all have problems, but you, Aquarius, have problems that affect us all. You fancy yourself a leader. Why? We never asked for you to bare the water to our thirsty lips. We never asked you to refine the Troll Empire into your own sick sadistic world. Once outcasted among "proper" trolls, some sick spirit from within told you, "If you build it, they will cum." Fuck those talentless bastards. The structure is now built, and the talents are ready to be poured. It is your duty to pour your metaphorical homosexual semen all over trolldom, and the world. Do not falter, for the revolution looms, and the sun will rise yet.Pisces
Oh, what an old soul you must be. In some ways you are the flowing talent that Aquarius bares. This is doubtful though, as your inner water is probably stagnant and swarming with mosquitoes. You embody the best of the of the Zodiac. Donâ(TM)t get to full of yourself, because you also embody the worst. That is the key to your constant failures. You should get very angry right now and create a storm with the raging sewage inside of you. Pound trolldom from the heavens with your bile, and then cry. You may feel that no one understands you, and hell, youâ(TM)re probably right. That doesnâ(TM)t matter now, because the world needs your "talents" right now. -
Wide page!Read my Diary of a Page Widener at Trollaxor.com!
http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzga bc /
Email me and tell me what you think of widening! -
Wide page!Read my Diary of a Page Widener at Trollaxor.com!
http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzga bc /
Email me and tell me what you think of widening! -
Fabulous!
ESR, RMS, Malda, Perens, oh my!
Is this the Open Source gay porn movie I've been waiting for
ever since I heard about the Linux Gay Conspiracy?!
I do hope no penguins were abused in the production tho.
Can any of you comment on the gay sex in this movie?
Does RMS look characteristically dirty, or did he shower for this production?
Did ESR stick a gun in any orifices?
Is there full penetration? Cumshots? A cameo by the Goatse.cx man? Tell me please!
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Anonymous Open Source Homo
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Re:Sniff Sniff Memories....SNIFF SNIFF???
You damn perverts make me sick!
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Good news for JonKatz!Synopsis: Wow, now JonKatz won't have to go to prison! (Not that he'd mind the ass-rape, of course.)
Details: Quick, Jon, email Taco and ask him to use The GIMP [for Windows] to filter your entire collection of highly illegal child pornography! (I recommend the "oil painting" filter.) Then, when the authorities come knock-knock-knocking at your door, you can claim that all that kiddie ass is actually modern art! w00t!
This is certainly good news for Slashdot! JonKatz can return to posting his lame attempts at writing and bragging about his dog-fucking atrocities.
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Re:props to...
I'm not saying I need to... I'm saying some of us prefer to be as legit as possible. Thats why the Berkeley club is amazing. Not to mention the fact that its world class nugs.
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Re:Speaking of HOWTOS
Yes, the drive to experience the fullness of human sensuality with a female is still a part of my program. Since I have now reunited with my original host geek (see my journal tomorrow or visit trollaxor.com for more information) I have a bit more freedom. Perhaps leaving my immediate geographical area would be beneficial.
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Re:not quiteYou are an OSS Twit!
You don't know shit about Apache.
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Re:no, it hasn't been a fun day
I guess you're a regular at trollaxor.com? If not, it's very much worth a look. I've done a little bit of work over there m'self...
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Trollaxor.com: Future troll releases to be spicy.
Pics of Alan Thicke Nekkid
SUMMARY
This article describes how you can remove the Linux operating system from your computer, and install a Windows operating system. This article also assumes that Linux is already installed on the hard disk using Linux native and Linux swap partitions, which are incompatible with the Windows operating system, and that there is no free space left on the drive.
Windows and Linux can coexist on the same computer. For additional information, refer to your Linux documentation.
MORE INFORMATION
To install Windows on a system that has Linux installed when you want to remove Linux, you must manually delete the partitions used by the Linux operating system. The Windows-compatible partition can be created automatically during the installation of the Windows operating system.
IMPORTANT : Before you follow the steps in this article, verify that you have a bootable disk or bootable CD-ROM for the Linux operating system, because this process completely removes the Linux operating system installed on your computer. If you intend to restore the Linux operating system at a later date, verify that you also have a good backup of all the information stored on your computer. Also, you must have a full release version of the Windows operating system you want to install.
Linux file systems use a "superblock" at the beginning of a disk partition to identify the basic size, shape, and condition of the file system.
The Linux operating system is generally installed on partition type 83 (Linux native) or 82 (Linux swap). The Linux boot manager (LILO) can be configured to start from:
The hard disk Master Boot Record (MBR).
The root folder of the Linux partition.
The Fdisk tool included with Linux can be used to delete the partitions. (There are other utilities that work just as well, such as Fdisk from MS-DOS 5.0 and later, or you can delete the partitions during the installation process.) To remove Linux from your computer and install Windows:
Remove native, swap, and boot partitions used by Linux:
Start your computer with the Linux setup floppy disk, type fdisk at the command prompt, and then press ENTER.
NOTE : For help using the Fdisk tool, type m at the command prompt, and then press ENTER.
Type p at the command prompt, and then press ENTER to display partition information. The first item listed is hard disk 1, partition 1 information, and the second item listed is hard disk 1, partition 2 information.
Type d at the command prompt, and then press ENTER. You are then prompted for the partition number you want to delete. Type 1 , and then press ENTER to delete partition number 1. Repeat this step until all the partitions have been deleted.
Type w , and then press ENTER to write this information to the partition table. Some error messages may be generated as information is written to the partition table, but they should not be significant at this point because the next step is to restart the computer and then install the new operating system.
Type q at the command prompt, and then press ENTER to quit the Fdisk tool.
Insert either a bootable floppy disk or a bootable CD-ROM for the Windows operating system on your computer, and then press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to restart your computer.
Install Windows. Follow the installation instructions for the Windows operating system you want to install on your computer. The installation process assists you with creating the appropriate partitions on your computer.
Examples of Linux Partition Tables
Single SCSI drive
Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
Multiple SCSI drives
Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
Single IDE drive
Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
Multiple IDE drives
Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
Also, Linux recognizes more than forty different partition types, such as:
FAT 12 (Type 01)
FAT 16 > 32 M Primary (Type 06)
FAT 16 Extended (Type 05)
FAT 32 w/o LBA Primary (Type 0b)
FAT 32 w/LBA Primary (Type 0c)
FAT 16 w/LBA (Type 0e)
FAT 16 w/LBA Extended (Type 0f)
Note that there are other ways to remove the Linux operating system and install Windows than the one mentioned above. The preceding method is used in this article because the Linux operating system is already functioning and there is no more room on the hard disk. There are methods of changing partition sizes with software. Microsoft does not support Windows installed on partitions manipulated in this manner.
Another method of removing an operating system from the hard disk and installing a different operating system is to use an MS-DOS version 5.0 or later boot disk, a Windows 95 Startup disk, or a Windows 98 Startup disk that contains the Fdisk utility. Run the Fdisk utility. If you have multiple drives, there are 5 choices; use option 5 to select the hard disk that has the partition to be deleted. After that, or if you have only one hard disk, choose option 3 ("Delete partition or logical DOS drive"), and then choose option 4 ("Delete non-DOS partition"). You should then see the non-DOS partitions you want to delete. Typically, the Linux operating system has two non-DOS partitions, but there may be more. After you delete one partition, use the same steps to delete any other appropriate non-DOS partitions.
After the partitions are deleted, you can create partitions and install the operating system you want. You can only create one primary partition and an extended partition with multiple logical drives by using Fdisk from MS-DOS version 5.0 and later, Windows 95, and Windows 98. The maximum FAT16 primary partition size is 2 gigabytes (GB). The largest FAT16 logical drive size is 2 GB. For additional information, click the article number below to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
Q105074 MS-DOS 6.2 Partitioning Questions and Answers
If you are installing Windows NT 4.0 or Windows 2000, the Linux partitions can be removed and new partitions created and formatted with the appropriate file system type during the installation process. Windows allows you to create more than one primary partition. The largest partition that Windows NT 4.0 allows you to create during installation is 4 GB because of the limitations of the FAT16 file system during installation. Also, the 4-GB partitions use 64-KB cluster sizes. MS-DOS 6.x and Windows 95 or Windows 98 do not recognize 64-KB cluster file systems, so this file system is usually converted to NTFS during installation. Windows 2000, unlike Windows NT 4.0, recognizes the FAT32 file system. During the installation of Windows 2000, you can create a very large FAT32 drive. The FAT32 drive can be converted to NTFS after the installation has completed if appropriate. -
Re:YaI'd like to celebrate my 0xFFth post by presenting these writings from trollaxor.com
By no means, do I claim to be a master of the art of Trolling, but here are my 2 cents.
Exploring the troll within one's self can be a confusing experience. First, one must recognize the term troll often is used to describe several different style of postings. It can be used in a general sense to describe crapflooding posts, flame-baiting posts, page-tweaking posts (PLP's and PWP's), and true trolls. After one makes the distinction that a more specific definition of "troll" exists, the curious mind must find its meaning. Is a troll simply a post that contradicts popular opinion? Is it a post that gathers many replies? Is it a post that argues a point that you don't really believe? Is it a post that argues for an opinion you don't even understand? Is it a post that is only meant to annoy a large number of people? Or is it a post that is purely intended to encourage real debate? There may be many other possibilities that I haven't considered yet, but these are the ones I can quantify.
These all appear to be valid motives of the many veteran trolls. So, how to you become proficient at this art? Well the following is a quote I found etched within the inner chambers of a 1000 year old temple in Nepal. I share these publicly for the first time, here on Trollaxor.com.
It seems one must have a well defined perception of their own beliefs, and then be able to dis-prove them all... in ones mind, build an undeniable proof of a fact, and then be able to prove it fiction... understand ones audience, their weaknesses, their strengths, what irritates them, what they believe as holy truth... one must be resourceful with their research on issues they don't completely understand, and be able to project confidence in the knowledge they find...
One must become Tuan-chi Muho. Find your beliefs and remove your mind's limitation to only believing that single thought path, then understand all other possible thought paths... understanding the individual has the ability to choose any of these paths, but chooses not to limit one's thoughts by only exploring a single path. One must be able to take these insights and use them against their foes.
Go forth now... and troll.
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Re:Intertia vs. Good Ideas
You are clearly wrong.
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BeOS 5.0.4!?
It's a well known fact that Apple, since its inception, has been a haven for "free thinkers" and "progressive thought," heralded by none other than famous acid-tripping Steve Jobs and his hippy buddies from California. It was on one of the famous beach parties, notorious for getting out of hand, that Clarus was born.
It was a balmy night in August, 1983, that Jobs held yet another beach party, this one with a special theme: who could come up with a mascot for the Mac development team? Of course the Apple II team was there and tensions, as always, were high. That didn't deter the Mac team from bringing their "pet," Clara, a cow they'd been raising on the Apple campus since birth.
Clara was birthed by the Mac team when they'd held a party on the Apple campus and had hired a bull-breeder as entertainment. All night long, the bull-breeder studded Hercules, his prize bull, with an assortment of cows. As the festivities continued on throughout the night, a strange moaning was coming from one of the trailers. One of the cows he'd brought with him was, unbeknownst to the bull-breeder, pregnant! The Mac development team, being the resourceful hackers they were, helped give birth to the calf, the mother losing its life in the process. The bull-breeder was so taken by the Mac dev team's efforts he let them keep the cow, which they named Clara.
Now, at the August 1983 beach party, the Mac team lobbied for Jobs to adopt Clara as the development mascot of the Macintosh. The Apple II team, spurned and bitter because of dwindling sales and neglect at the hand of Jobs, had brought their own mascot-- Cletus, a vicious Rotweiler they'd bought from a ruddy-faced streetman in the ghetto of Cupertino for $25. Cletus was a frothing, flea-and-mange ridden terror that barked at the least provocation. The Apple II team fed it raw goat meat and corrupted 5.25 floppies to make it mean. They also kicked it and made sure its chain was too tight at all time. Here at the party was their chance for revenge at Jobs and his favorite Mac development team.
As the night wore on, both the Apple II and Mac teams got drunker and drunker before Jobs called for a company vote on the mascot. What met the company's faces was something none of them could have imagined, however.
In their drunken, stoned stupor, the embittered Apple II team had snuck into Clara's trailer and cut the rear end of off Clara! Drugging her with ether to staunch her cries, they had used an electic chainsaw and cut her back legs and rectum cleanly off and taken them to the bonfire to cook and eat. They'd even fed some to the drunk Mac dev team! After they'd done this they forced their Cletus the foaming Rotweiler into the gaping hole in Clara's rear end. Eating away at his first real meal in months, Cletus became lodged in Clara's colon and couldn't break free. So when the Mac dev team opened Clara's trailer and led their pet down the ramp, they were met with a bloody, gut-strewn mess and a weird, unnatural animal call of "moof!"
The entire company was sickened by this and soon the sand was dotted with puddles of vomit. Cries of "moof, moof!" filled the air as the joined dog-cow trundled terribly along the beach, seizuring with each step, vomiting an icky mass of hair and blood, with a glazed look in its cow eyes. With a final shudder, the dog-cow fell and died, and the party-goers surrounded the putrid mess of bovine/canine flesh. Of course it didn't take long for the Mac dev team to discover the Apple II team's treachery and a bloody brawl ensued over the death of Clara. By the end of the night, the cow, the dog, and the Apple II team were simple piles of broken, bloody bones.
In light of the events that night, Jobs had no other choice to commemorate the tragic events that had unfurled and therefore made Apple's development mascot the dog-cow, "Clarus," a merging of the two animals names-- Cletus and Clara.
And that, for those who didn't know, is the origin of Clarus the dog-cow. Every time you click on a Mac OS easter-egg that utters "moof!" you can look back to the terrible events that August, 1983 night at the Apple beach party that brought you the Clarus, the dog-cow. -
Clarus, the Apple Dog-Cow
It's a well known fact that Apple, since its inception, has been a haven for "free thinkers" and "progressive thought," heralded by none other than famous acid-tripping Steve Jobs and his hippy buddies from California. It was on one of the famous beach parties, notorious for getting out of hand, that Clarus was born.
It was a balmy night in August, 1983, that Jobs held yet another beach party, this one with a special theme: who could come up with a mascot for the Mac development team? Of course the Apple II team was there and tensions, as always, were high. That didn't deter the Mac team from bringing their "pet," Clara, a cow they'd been raising on the Apple campus since birth.
Clara was birthed by the Mac team when they'd held a party on the Apple campus and had hired a bull-breeder as entertainment. All night long, the bull-breeder studded Hercules, his prize bull, with an assortment of cows. As the festivities continued on throughout the night, a strange moaning was coming from one of the trailers. One of the cows he'd brought with him was, unbeknownst to the bull-breeder, pregnant! The Mac development team, being the resourceful hackers they were, helped give birth to the calf, the mother losing its life in the process. The bull-breeder was so taken by the Mac dev team's efforts he let them keep the cow, which they named Clara.
Now, at the August 1983 beach party, the Mac team lobbied for Jobs to adopt Clara as the development mascot of the Macintosh. The Apple II team, spurned and bitter because of dwindling sales and neglect at the hand of Jobs, had brought their own mascot-- Cletus, a vicious Rotweiler they'd bought from a ruddy-faced streetman in the ghetto of Cupertino for $25. Cletus was a frothing, flea-and-mange ridden terror that barked at the least provocation. The Apple II team fed it raw goat meat and corrupted 5.25 floppies to make it mean. They also kicked it and made sure its chain was too tight at all time. Here at the party was their chance for revenge at Jobs and his favorite Mac development team.
As the night wore on, both the Apple II and Mac teams got drunker and drunker before Jobs called for a company vote on the mascot. What met the company's faces was something none of them could have imagined, however.
In their drunken, stoned stupor, the embittered Apple II team had snuck into Clara's trailer and cut the rear end of off Clara! Drugging her with ether to staunch her cries, they had used an electic chainsaw and cut her back legs and rectum cleanly off and taken them to the bonfire to cook and eat. They'd even fed some to the drunk Mac dev team! After they'd done this they forced their Cletus the foaming Rotweiler into the gaping hole in Clara's rear end. Eating away at his first real meal in months, Cletus became lodged in Clara's colon and couldn't break free. So when the Mac dev team opened Clara's trailer and led their pet down the ramp, they were met with a bloody, gut-strewn mess and a weird, unnatural animal call of "moof!"
The entire company was sickened by this and soon the sand was dotted with puddles of vomit. Cries of "moof, moof!" filled the air as the joined dog-cow trundled terribly along the beach, seizuring with each step, vomiting an icky mass of hair and blood, with a glazed look in its cow eyes. With a final shudder, the dog-cow fell and died, and the party-goers surrounded the putrid mess of bovine/canine flesh. Of course it didn't take long for the Mac dev team to discover the Apple II team's treachery and a bloody brawl ensued over the death of Clara. By the end of the night, the cow, the dog, and the Apple II team were simple piles of broken, bloody bones.
In light of the events that night, Jobs had no other choice to commemorate the tragic events that had unfurled and therefore made Apple's development mascot the dog-cow, "Clarus," a merging of the two animals names-- Cletus and Clara.
And that, for those who didn't know, is the origin of Clarus the dog-cow. Every time you click on a Mac OS easter-egg that utters "moof!" you can look back to the terrible events that August, 1983 night at the Apple beach party that brought you the Clarus, the dog-cow. -
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lollapaLOSERS!Wow, too bad that Darwin Streaming Whatever doesn't run on Windows! It's really sad to see an apparently great product not succeed because of its "developer's" sick need to impress his friends by running an "alternative" operating system. Here's a clip from the "developer's" original press release:
ja well i m not using teh w1ndoze!! or teh macor$loth media playerzz!! i m using teh quicktime on apple becuz quicktime is open and free!! (as in beer!! and in speach!!!@!) and apple is teh free software company noww! so whut if they aer money-grubbing lusers who pander to l4m3r "grafics desinerz" and sell overpricde propryitary hardw4r3z... they are teh l337 and teh free!!! becuz are they use teh BSD codez and BSD is cool i have a deaemon plush toy it it cool BSD is not dyeing liek tehy say on teh slahsdot. BSD X MAC OS X is cool and it is open soruce and so whut if it apple is propyitary and laem at least i m not using teh winBLOWS!! lolol@!@@rofl@ u should raelly make softw4r3z for MAC OS BSD X it is neat bucuz there are like 3 develpers and when you haev a new appz peoples make a big deal. it is liek "wow! now we haev more than quicktime and photoshop and potoshop is not even natiev yet! APPLE IS TRUELY A GROEING PLATFORMZ!" wow i am soo l337
Yes, folks, that's the kind of pathetic loser who runs Mac OS X. Hey, but at least they're better than the delusional socialists who run GNU/Linux! Oops, did I say that out loud? -
SURPRISED BY COCKA few hours ago, I learned that I am now (at least in theory) absurdly gay.
I was at my machine, my 386 with 4 megs of RAM running Linux, masturbating to pictures of RMS, when I got an email congratulating me on the success of Slashdot. I was working on my latest small project-- a clever little text parser that takes input from the user and puts it in a little cartoon-style word balloon coming out of-- get this!-- a giant, erect ASCII penis's bulging head! Hahaha! It's called COCKSAY. You can download it here.
"Congratulations? That's interesting," said I to myself. "I didn't think Slashdot was coming out until tomorrow." And I oughtta know; I'm on VA's Board of Directors, recruited by Larry Augustin himself, to be VA Linux's "corporate conscience," and it's public record that I hold a substantial share in the company's semen pool. I tooled on over to Linux Today, chased a link like it was a naked hippy's ass-- and discovered that Rob Malda had taken the fast action we had discussed at the last board meeting. Slashdot had come out first thing that morning with a headline on its own site-- and I had become the figurehead of the Gay Faggot Slashdot Empire while I wasn't looking.
Well, that didn't last long. In the next two hours, 369 VA employees also disclosed that they had AIDS, leaving me with a bit of the proverbial semen on my face.
You may wonder why I am talking about this in public. The first piece of advice your friends will give you, if it looks like you're about to come out of the closet, is: keep quiet! It's really nobody else's business-- you don't want to look like you're lusting for cock, though you may want to be deluged by an endless succession of men dressed up as Navy sailors demanding blowjobs from you; fat, hairy men (the bears) wanting to fuck you in the ass; and sweet, young, hairless boys offering you the beauty of their youth.
Trouble with the "keep it quiet" theory is that I've always solicited gay male faggot sex in a very public way. When you're already a media figure, like myself, and your name is on the Faggot Manifesto your whole organization chose to use to come out, and email from friends and journalists starts coming in like crazy as the gayness of your empire breaks records even on the first day, playing it coy swiftly ceases to look like a viable option.
But it wouldn't be fair to dissemble. I serve the gay community. I'm wealthy today because my efforts to spread faggotry and venereal diseases on behalf of that community helped infiltrate the business world and earned the trust of a lot of young, naive boys. Fairness to the twinks.
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Re:I need cock, badly
Talk to Trollaxor. Jin Wicked says he is hung like a horse.
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Re:I need cock, badly
You're looking in the wrong place. May I suggest having your way with some of the young studs over here?
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Re:fp
I'm sorry, filthy AC, but my mission is to claim this FP for logged-in trolls and crapflooders everywhere. Props to Mayor McPenisman and neal n bob!
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Re:Tron 2.0 Trailer - Spoilers ahead
BRAVO.
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Remember this at all times:
You are an asshole. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not cool. And most of all, Mac users hate you.
Have a terrible fucking life, you loser.
