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Oblig. Bill Hicks on Nessie
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You're telling them about our backdoors?
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Re: It's an outrage
and left retail on autopilot
But not the autopilot you were expecting; it happens to be more like this autopilot:
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Re:Bots
You should check out these options for that: https://www.youtube.com/channe... and https://www.youtube.com/playli...
Warning: these are addictive! -
Re:Bots
You should check out these options for that: https://www.youtube.com/channe... and https://www.youtube.com/playli...
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Re:Here's the problem
I don't know, but they keep giving me this video
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EMI suck :)
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Re:Here's the problem
I wonder how the AI will handle non-mainstream music videos like this one?
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Re: That's why you get a metal case
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Re: Mild shock
Just for grins, ask a hardcore liberal whether being a citizen is a requirement in order to vote in a federal, state, or local election. I asked this of an NPR news director of the Baltimore NPR station (no knowledge of his political affiliation, just an semi-educated guess on my part). The response that I got was along the lines that there is no problem with the voting system, there is no credible proof that there is any kind of fraud with voting, and all of these questions have been answered before. (This is NOT an exact quote). I did not get an responsive answer to the question that I asked.
So basically you are providing your own narrative account, and telling a story. So what? You think people haven't asked a dozen screaming "Voter ID" firebreathers and don't have their own stories about how someone like Kris Kobach totally frazzled the question of why he can't provide proof of his allegations?
Some of them might even be on video.
Yours? For all we know, it's a total fabrication, or maybe the person just didn't hear your question because he wasn't listening to you since all of the notes clamoring for "voter ID" tend to get tedious at times.
I think the question is a good indicator of whether someone is an open borders "let everyone in" advocate, whether publicly or not. I believe one clearly has to be a citizen to vote in a federal election, and to deny that reality is, well, to be in denial. But I'm not so clear on whether you need to be a citizen of the US in order to vote in a US state or local election. Perhaps being a resident is enough.
Here's the truth: There's no legal requirement of citizenship to vote in the Constitution. There is a requirement that citizens are allowed to vote, but it does not exclude non-citizens from voting. That's the reality. Deny it all you like, but you do not have constitutional backing for your false beliefs. There is a federal law that covers it, but only federal elections, because arguably Congress does have the authority to do it in regards federal elections, but when it comes to their own elections, states and local governments are free to set their own parameters, and some have even explicitly required residents or in some cases, mere property owners, to be allowed to vote in certain elections. Particularly tax assessments.
Of course, you might say this has no merit, but it's a fact-based interpretation, and more valid than those wags who emphatically point out the technicality that the voting age of 18 does not forbid those under 18 from being allowed to vote.
However, in practical terms, you're totally wasting your time fretting over nonsense, the real problems of the US voting system are in other directions, including the current miserable turnout, the egregious gerrymandering problem, and the lack of true representation due to WTA and FPTP systems.
So wave your hands over nonsense, and ignore the true issues.
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Re:So What?
It's a sad commentary when it is true that Fox News becomes the bastion for truth. The fact is Trump was in fact responding directly to comments about the MS13 gang, something that was either missed by incredibly lazy reporters or edited out to drive their particular agenda mission. Quite literally "fake news."
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Re:Obvious conclusion:
Yup, that's apropos.
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Fruit Loop tractor beam
"Every person I know learned what a vegetable is as a child"
The animate/inanimate distinction is pretty much built into baby's BIOS.
Vegetables are soft things that don't run away when approaching with sharp metal instruments. Nuts are hard things that don't run away under the same circumstances. Fruits are things go from hard and tart to soft and sugary, tend to fall from trees, when too soft, and have flavours suitable to a box of Fruit Loops (from which asparagus and broccoli are notably absent).
Never underestimate Fruit Loops as a defining nexus of childhood cognition. Tomato-flavoured Fruit Loops? Never gonna happen.
"Who wants to go play at Joey's house?" [Facial expression only: Oh, no]—"is that the strange women who brings out the tomato treats," [further internal monologue: that kind of look like cookies, only they're not entirely unlike tea (how could anyone ever drink that stuff)? No thanks, I think I'll just sit here and lick specks of salty playdough off my fingers until my gums curdle.]
From that casual yet effective foundation, we then send them off for 18 years of formal education to fill in some of those spectacular, lingering categorical gaps.
With the advent of machine learning, we now have an anchor point on the validity and surprising effectiveness of distributed representation. The thing about DR is that it permits crude heuristics to form around a few key, early terms, while still permitting a long, slow, enormous evolution to 11-dan killer Go strategies.
Children learn 10,000 skills in parallel to a standard that's remarkable crude, yet sufficient.
House Party (1945–1969) was the original vehicle for Kids Say the Darnedest Things (which I knew as a musty, disintegrating book in my early childhood that already seemed to date my parents). I'm guessing that some of the children's observations about Cosby from Cosby's television tenure on a show of the same name were probably spot on—why does Mr Cosby switch from water spiked with sugar, salt, and lime to coffee the moment he's sure that everyone else is fast asleep?—and, eww, how does anyone ever drink that stuff? With no cream or sugar? Yuck!
Anyways, there's your assembled vegetable experts. Fill your boots. (And the tribute does end with 100 kisses, too.)
The underlying humour of that show is that we're all pretty sure that the girl who demanded 100 kisses at age six is still going to demand 100 kisses when she turns eighteen (only by then they'll be different kisses).
Even by age nine, I had already formed a personal conviction that Art Linkletter was a corny ham, and that beyond the superficial malapropisms (some of which really are funny the first time you hear them), he was playing to something innate to adults that I could not yet fully fathom, which I later ferreted out as the human propensity for batshit prejudgment (the same frontal-cortex evading short-circuit is responsible for determining that dog owners look like their dogs, which of course they do—except when they don't).
But even so, there is a grain of truth to the adult humour: human distributed representation is surprisingly good at retaining quirks and biases already in evidence at a young age. Case in point: it practically takes a degree in biology to move the tomato back to the garden side of the orchard. Never underestimate the set-for-life Fruit Loop tractor beam.
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Re:APK MARATHON ALL MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!
MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there and it has now been barred by the youtube algorithm.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.Creimy-Dumpty official video by CVS (435M views, 12M subscribers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 435,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is in a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Re:No surprise
Slashdot has come to a sad place when discussions about physics are being downmodded.
BTW, for those unfamiliar with Noether's theorem, it's both very fundamental and very cool - it explains why there are conserved quantities in physics. There's a lot of good material on it on YouTube, too.
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Re:Ha! Ha!
MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there and it has now been barred by the youtube algorithm.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.Creimy-Dumpty official video by CVS (435M views, 12M subscribers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 435,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is in a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Obligatory
Spectral cues How 3D sound works, (links in the description)
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Re:Junk
If you are an up market brand
They're not. They are an everything brand. Not every company needs to fit into one category or another.
Ford will happily sell you the fucking awful Ford Ka as they will a Ford GT. Nikon will happily throw out a garbage Coolpix at Walmart as they will sell D5s to professional photographers. Samsung will sell shitty TN panel mini TVs with garbage pictures to hotels, just as they will produce professional IP5X rated panels for continuous operation in mission critical services.
Sony was never an up market brand and never claimed to be. Their sole marketing claim was that of innovation which historically they tied to "It's a Sony", and more recently tied to "make.believe" Where Sony has claimed premium status it has done so predominantly with product line specific marketing. Examples of that include this famous advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... It's an advert for Sony's up market TV while at the same time not including the word Sony anywhere other than in small text at the bottom of the display. Another example? https://www.youtube.com/watch?... Count the number of times you see an alpha logo vs the Sony logo. Count the number of times the Sony logo is partially obscured or a fraction of the size of what they are demonstrating. The advert ends with 13 seconds of Alpha logos, the Alpha slogan, and then dedicates less than 2 seconds to the fact it's a Sony product.
I'll say it again, Sony is NOT an up market premium brand and they never built their reputation on it.
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Re:Junk
If you are an up market brand
They're not. They are an everything brand. Not every company needs to fit into one category or another.
Ford will happily sell you the fucking awful Ford Ka as they will a Ford GT. Nikon will happily throw out a garbage Coolpix at Walmart as they will sell D5s to professional photographers. Samsung will sell shitty TN panel mini TVs with garbage pictures to hotels, just as they will produce professional IP5X rated panels for continuous operation in mission critical services.
Sony was never an up market brand and never claimed to be. Their sole marketing claim was that of innovation which historically they tied to "It's a Sony", and more recently tied to "make.believe" Where Sony has claimed premium status it has done so predominantly with product line specific marketing. Examples of that include this famous advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... It's an advert for Sony's up market TV while at the same time not including the word Sony anywhere other than in small text at the bottom of the display. Another example? https://www.youtube.com/watch?... Count the number of times you see an alpha logo vs the Sony logo. Count the number of times the Sony logo is partially obscured or a fraction of the size of what they are demonstrating. The advert ends with 13 seconds of Alpha logos, the Alpha slogan, and then dedicates less than 2 seconds to the fact it's a Sony product.
I'll say it again, Sony is NOT an up market premium brand and they never built their reputation on it.
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Re: No connection between those dots
Tesla told TopGear that the car would last 55 miles on TopGear's track, remember?
No I don't - because that was Top Gear's claim. Not Tesla's.
So TopGear pretended to drive 55 miles and then pretended to push the car, charge the car, all the motions one would go through if Tesla is not lying about its own car.
Which BBC knew about as soon as it got them in court, which was the point to begin with.
I can admit for you that YOU are being willfully obtuse.
You were saying? I'll leave you now to get back to mashing beetles.
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Re:Multiple Navy aircraft have flown with folded w
Video of a prototype folding and unfolding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
It's actually not that large a section of the wing.
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Re:Local chain here...
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Re: Would you like to buy a bridge?
"High end" phones in general are beta test platforms. My phone was $120, though I've seen it for $80, too. I apparently was a little too early of an early adopter.
It's so nice that there are suckers who will spend all that money for a cell phone, so 'the rest of us' don't have to.
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Re:maga! but wait
MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there and it has now been barred by the youtube algorithm.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.Creimy-Dumpty official video by CVS (435M views, 12M subscribers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 435,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is in a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Re:As silly as it sounds this is a big deal
Yes but, well, if there is one thing that makes this planet worth saving it's chocolate, so this almost feels like blasphemy. Why not just throw Michael Phelps into a bath of milk and tell him he's not allowed to get out before we've got 10kg of butter.
And then there's cornstarch of course, the non newtonian fluid:
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Re:"DARK SIDE OF THE MOON"
MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there and it has now been barred by the youtube algorythm.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.Creimy-Dumpty official video by CVS (435M views, 12M subscribers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 435,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is in a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Re:Unionzie!
Which side are you on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...What did you learn in school...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... -
Re:Unionzie!
Which side are you on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...What did you learn in school...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... -
Re:"DARK SIDE OF THE MOON"
At least some country is putting up some https://www.youtube.com/watch?... for exploration.
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MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!
MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there and it has now been barred by the youtube algorythm.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.Creimy-Dumpty official video by CVS (435M views, 12M subscribers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 435,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is in a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Re:So does this make a bubble sort racist?
I choose Bushiness Ethics.
The uhh, ethics of business can be summarized as... *pulls out gun*.
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Re:Simple math
MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there and it has now been barred by the youtube algorythm.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 434,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is in a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Rise of the Racist Robots
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Re:So does this make a bubble sort racist?
The role of governmental regulation in AI decision-making is a hot topic in civilian situations too. For example, in how self-driving cars should decide whose life to save in an unavoidable, impending accident.
Also, Israel doesn't need to import autonomous weapons systems. It has its own. (Spoilers: the UN is not pleased.)
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Re:eNeuro
For sure it is! If you look closely, in an another article, they mention that they failed to transfer any memory from a snail to chris.
They explain that it is like transferring memory from a snail to an egg and that they seem to be incompatible. I say chris has got no memory banks.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 434,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Re:Local chain here...
MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there and it has now been barred by youtube algorythm.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 434,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Re:Local chain here...
I'm curious, how exactly did you get this stupid?
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Richard Dawkins says otherwise
I mostly watch his atheist videos but he talks about Creationists obsession with the eye and how octopus evolved in an easy to understand video geared for children.
He is an excellent teacher but he talks about ancestors to modern octopuses by the eye differences.
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Re:Very plausible
Well, there is still at least one mutant alive:
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 434,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Re:No opt-out is evil
VIGILANTISM IS ALWAYS WRONG.
Not when it is to get rid of creimer spam posts!
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 434,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is a different ball park than the one you are used to evoluate into.
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Re:jesus is lord
And only chris can bring delusion perfectly.
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Chris: here is an IQ test for you: please tell us what is the difference between the first half and the second half of the video?
P.S. That video is really funny anyway, it's like watching you stumbling over and over again. Of course, with 434,000,000+ views and 12,000,000+ subscribers, it is a different ball park than the one you are used to be into.
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Re:Air suspension?
crap https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
OK I hope that helps. If not go to youtube and search on "Low Rider" by WAR
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Re:Yet another profit center for the Trump admin
Try reading something not from the Church of Keynes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
https://mises.org/library/pric...Or if those are too dull for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:Yet another profit center for the Trump admin
Try reading something not from the Church of Keynes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
https://mises.org/library/pric...Or if those are too dull for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:Sounds great, things are on track
I guess we'll find out
Now, it'll be interesting to see how the front motor behaves. Because they interestingly chose to add an induction motor in the front rather than a second PMSRM. At this point, we have no clue whether it's the same induction motor as in the S and X or a new design. And even if it's the same as the S and X, it's not clear that - only needing to deliver part of the vehicle's power needs - it would overheat. The software would obviously preferentially direct acceleration to the more efficient, no-thermal-limitations rear motor, only using the front when more power is needed than the rear can deliver.
I can't wait for the videos to start filtering in from the track. Even the current Model 3 looks like a blast on it (until you burn out the not-designed-for-track-duty brakes, that is!)
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Air suspension?
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Re:As silly as it sounds this is a big deal
4) Didn't hate them.
No, and in fact, he "loves" them ("I love the poorly-educated!") Just listen to that -- they even cheer when he mocks and insults them to their faces. How awesome is that?
5) When choosing sides, picked the American side.
That's just too hilarious to merit a response, given how much time he spent hanging around with Russians. Clue time: when choosing sides, Trump picks Trump's side. To the extent that benefits America (or Russia for that matter), it's purely by coincidence.
6) Didn't bend a knee to the press or the politically correct censors.
Whatever that means...
7) Wasn't trying to tell them there are 14 genders and only 12 of them get to decide how everyone must do everything.
Whatever that means...
8) Didn't tell them America was doomed to mediocrity and hopelessness.
Yeah, I know when I need to be rescued from mediocrity and hopelessness, I always look to the guy with his own reserved parking spot at bankruptcy court.
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Re:yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:French and english
Oblig Futurama.
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What are those giant fans?