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Totally 31337 Quickies
bigstripes sent us a couple of websites that game chairs: The
RocknRide and the
Simcraft for people for whom strapping a subwoofer to your chest just isn't enough.
Curious what the MST3k guys are doing?
bill notes that most of the guys are working on a website Timmy Bighands, although
Joel is doing his own thing.
QuasEye sent us a link to a review of The Matrix: The Musical. I need footage of this, but it sounds frightening beyond measure.
Frank Martini
pointed us to a
VinylVideo who are hawking a kit that lets your old record player play video.
Sun Tzu
pointed us to a list of milestones in a programmers life, while
jamesoutlaw sent in a site that caricatures common discussion group personalities in Usenet ... and surprisingly enough Many of the stereotypes apply just as well to Slashdot.
Schmam notes that Stevie Case, one of the designers for Quake II, now working with Ion Storm, famous for being Romero's GF, and for beating him at Quake, as well as being hot ... well she's in playboy, but you're only allowed to read the article or else I'm
telling your mom.
Hey, its nice to note that Slashdot took 2 People's Voice Webby Awards one in the Print & Zines and
the other in Community. I'm not exactly sure what it proves tho (besides the fact that you guys like us enough to fill out a form)
but thanks to those who voted us. May peace and prosperity follow you (and may the Webbies not sell your e-mail address to people bent on selling you toner).
And now for the strang(er) part of the quickies,
HelLfiRe leads us towards The Stinkymeat Project
which is, well, a photo documentary of a plate of rotting meat. Read
only on a settled stomach.
Richard Stevens sent us an
Amazingly Strange cartoon strip:
This guy draws inane pictures based on the idiotic titles people send him. If you want something slightly better drawn,
mkoscica sent us plif which is really twisted, but funny.
I guess so. But if they didn't they would be "infringing on free speech". The implied law overrides ethix. Cool! :=[
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Perversely greped and groped by PowerPenguin
The last link in the ring contains all the pictures from Playboy. Frankly, her breasts look so fake that I think they're ugly. Not only that, but she looks a lot like Madonna in those pics.
And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
Is there something wrong with the After Y2K Slashdot Gladiators poster? Or this classic pool shot?
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While Romero's girlfriend IS hot, I can't help but wonder what her motivations were for doing a spread (no pun intended) in Playboy.
;)
A few months back, Playboy visited the U of A campus here in Tucson in search of some fresh meat. Everyone thought it was great, there were flyers in every window of every shop downtown advertising it...hooray-hooray, 10 lucky girls will end up in Playboy. Then, the shit hit the fan, and they became the laughing stocks of the whole campus..An article in the Wildcat (our school paper) managed to interview one of the representatives from Playboy. It turns out these girls were paid a measly $100-300 each to bare all in a national magazine. Poor sluts, I thought, to be taken for a ride like that.. You've gotta be pretty hard up for booze money of you'll get nekkid for that cheap. Dumb girls just don't do it for me.
Then again, this is Playboy, not Scientific American. Being smart wont exactly land you in the centerfold.
Bowie J. Poag
Bowie J. Poag
washboard-like pectorals muscles would look pretty bizarre.
Having seen these, I'd say it's bad lighting on the part of the photographers.
She looked damn hot when she posed as a schoolteacher for PC Accelerator.
Nicholas
disclaimer: opinions contained therein are not neccessarily those of my employer.
No thanks! But Nitrozac knows what a geek-girl wants: Linus!
Oh yes, Nitrozac knows...
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
The best description of Playboy models I've heard is "Nice body, shame about the face."
Bite the hand.
<HORN ACTION="TOOT">You forgot There is no spoon. </HORN>
Don't want to pay Lars? Sue him!
Here's a directory with 30+ photos of that nutty Stevie Case babe that we have come to know and love.
http://www.cesspool.net/kc/
And here's another: http://www.bomis.com/rings/steviecase/11
Someone posted the first link as part of another Slashdot article discussion yesterday.
If I recall correctly someone else opined that the photos made her look like a "$5 crack whore." I would tend to agree with that assessment.
Join the discussion in the Official Stevie Case Hot & Spicy Photo Critique Forum.
Here's some more links!
e /~czesanne/pcm.html
http://www.soulinsight.com/
http://www.provi.d
I had another link with a circuit and such from some guy in Germany, but I am not sure where it is now - but between all of these links, you should be able to do it yourself pretty easily anyhow...
Reason is the Path to God - Anon
http://www.xs4all.nl/~marcmarc/bwl/index.html
Not Germany - the Netherlands...
Reason is the Path to God - Anon
Alright.. I admit it.. I'm really a 62 year old retiree from Flint, Michigan.. I didn't have much to do after the plant shut down, (I used to assemble the plastic seat subassemblies on the GM full size) so my late husband George bought me a brand spanking new IBM 386 and a SprintNet dialup. I heard about Slashdot from Rob's parents (They are such dears!) who thought he was wasting his life with 'all of that technical gobbledygook'.
There are a few of us on Slashdot. I went to high school with Wah (Milford High class of 59! Go Redskins!) and I got OpenSourceMan into it after meeting him at the local Knights of Columbus casino night. (Watch out girls, he's taken. The hair is not all his, but the teeth are!!)
Oh, Rob. Tell your mother that carbonated soda will take the stain you left out of her white rug. I didn't have time to call her back today, what with the hairdressers appointment and all the running around over my granddaughters wedding..
.sig: Now legally binding!
Has anyone else noticed that /.'s quickies are rapidly becomming like reading last week's Memepool ?
Obviously they were short a couple fingers or soemthing, because that sure as hell seems like seven words to me =)
___
Damn, that looks like it would've been good if they hadn't taken themselves so seriously. Heheh, now I'm wondering about musicals of Episode I. Or any other sci-fi for that matter (X-Files, Star Trek?). Anyone know of any other modern sci-fi that's had this done?
Why a vacuum cleaner? Is that implying that the quickies suck? I find most of them pretty funny.
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
There was one they missed (although you might cover it under the expert... but Its a bit diffrent).... They need a zealot...
Zealot: A user who believes the product they support is always better and will throw meaningless benchmarks out onto the newsgroup in order to confuse and win people over to his/her particular product. When two zealots with opposing views enter a war they suck everyone in with them.
just my $0.02
Hrm loving these
Hah.. does anyone find it amusing that he only makes that comment on Day 7? I mean, it's good to know that he definitely wouldn't eat it from Day 7 on..but I was just operating under the assumption that maybe after Day 1 he had given up thinking about that..
I don't care about being moderated down.
/.
but what about geek girls? Hey taco don't you think that if you're going to post articles(sic) from playboy that maybe you should do a little something for us? I bet you don't realize how many of us actually read
Watch out you never know, you might find yourself competing against a site that doesn't market itself to the lowest common denominator.
Not exactly the same, but there's always the Simpsons equivalent, starring Troy McLure.
The Matrix musical sounds dire. I saw the film on Sunday for the first time (yes, I know, I'm very slow) and the thought of it being a musical fills me with dread.
Ford Prefect
Tedious Bloggy Stuff - hooray?
Pretty cool - I liked the SimCraft better, because he was at least offering plans - but the Rock n' Ride is a clean design (though I can't say much about the web page).
/.ers know of the source company?
c adsoftusa.com/~kls/fltsim/ .acesim.com/main.htmlb simpson/jhbc~1.html
It appears to be a German built product, so it will probably be a quality device - does any of our German
They do give assembly instructions, so it might be possible to "roll your own" from that - maybe build some PVC air cylinder's ala SimCraft, attach it to a 2x4 frame, a bucket seat and some steel - one PIC - whammo! - instant homebrew Rock n' Ride!
So, for those who would like more sim plans, etc - here are some links:
http://www.senet.com.au/~dunkleyj/
http://www.
http://www
http://mypage.direct.ca/b/
Last but not least, my favorite - Omniscience Futureneering's JoyRider Plans - a homebrew 3-axis flight simulator.
Be sure to check out their other offerings - like the radio controlled, vid-cam rocket...
Reason is the Path to God - Anon
The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S is archived at The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S Project or it is linked at Horrible-Web.
L: Hugh
:)
P: Hefner
no lie
now gimme some damn Kharma for that biotch!
Looks like microsoft wasn't the first to come up with the name x-box. Gizmonics X-box is a huge stage designed for live action, 'in camera' special effects. Supercool. According to the site:
The goal of "X-box" was to move away from the overprocessed images of television.
A noble goal.
Microsoft is clearly infringing on Gizmonic's branding with their new console, and will have to change the name immediately:-) I suggest a variation with something hip and GenXish - like take mega, giga, super, or something like that, then make it a even hipper pseudoname by dropping a few letters. MeX, or GiX, or wait...I've got it...the SuX Box! Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? It has a certain 'Chevy Nova in Mexico' feel.`
"Hey, buddy, my eyes are down here!"
Don't criticise someone who is attempting to use free software for not using enough free software.
Username taken, please choose another one.
Free Boobs
just click the free month offer at the top and fill the bogus info in.
<//-------------//> /. but you can tell it was designed by programmers..."
"I like
Is this the first time /. has linked to Playboy?
Freedom: "I won't!"
Love,
Your pals from skylab.org
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"It was hell!" recalls former child.
It is not just the really bad boob job (though I have unforutnately seen worse), she has this, well vacant look in all those Playboy photos. Kind of disturbing. Either the photographer was an idiot or she was wasted during that shoot. Just a theory of course. :)
Q.
Leave it to the art community to ruin a geek movie. Bastards. Although I would like to hear that "Whoa" song poking fun at Keanu. Anybody got an mp3 bootleg? Wha, wait. WHO'S THERE?!? OH GOD, JAMES HETFIELD AND LARS ULRICH! PUT ME DOWN YOU PANSIES! PUT ME *thud* Sharkey
Music Pirate
www.badassmofo.com
Hehe, yeah, that would be what i'm thinking of. Sorry.
-lx
As a parallel to last week (or whatever was the last round of quickies)'s Pay Lars, now you can Sue Lars!
Fight the Man!
-- BlueCalx | http://nickd.org/
Does anybody remember the Spam Cam? These guys wanted to know whether Spam (the meat-flavored lunch product) was organic. So they opened a tin, set that Spam brick out on a plate, and posted daily pictures. I'm not entirely sure what, if anything, that they proved. Gray and green mold grew all over the thing, and it appeared to change shape somewhat. Also, according to the Spam Cam operators, it was extremely stinky.
Later they set out other food products to rot, but never again did they achieve the touching poignancy of that wonderful mold-covered brick.
--Jim
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
Proof once again that being 'beautiful' is simply a matter of professional makeup and photography. It's amazing how different women look after that kind of makeover - check out Asia Carerra's made up look as opposed to normal. I don't get down on women for getting augmented, because that's their own choice, and I get sick of people being trendy by insulting women who have it done, but I have to say that fake tits and wig-like hair just doesn't do it for me. Conforming to fucked-up beauty standards just perpetuates them further and messes up people's self esteem. That said, I'm off to work on getting some washboard pecs.
-lx
Here I am minding my own business when I find out that none other than Stevie Case aka KillCreek has been in Playboy! This is weird, because it means that someone who's beaten me in a Quake Tourney (QuakeCon '97, baby!) is in pr0n. That's just f'ed up. I guess it means I have 2 degrees of seperation to Hugh Heffner, though, huh?
Luke
aka "Nectarine_Man", the Fruits of War
horrible.
Good looking, gamer, and intelligent isn't that rare of a combination... and I, frankly, don't see where the other one matters ;)
-- Dr. Eldarion --
It's not what it is, it's something else.
Dammit. I went there, brought up the first picture, and did my eyes linger on the partially exposed chick? Nope. All I could think was, "Damn, that's a pretty Mac she's got. Custom paint job?" I mean, the case really is gorgeous. Rivals my ATC-200-MX.
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As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
FigWig wrote:
I am thinking of getting forehead implants so I can look really brainy.
I don't think having enormous breasts on your forehead would make you look brainy.
Stevie "Killcreek" Case looks completely different than her older pictures that I saw of her (I think it was in an interview shortly after she beat Romero at deathmatch a long time ago).
I don't think she needed to go blonde and get breast surgery, but that's her decision.
Yeah, I don't doubt it. I just thought it was interesting how when she didn't have all the makeup on, she just looked like a normal, reasonably attractive girl. There was a HUGE difference.
-lx
But if he had breasts on his forehead, I'd date him.
-lx
With a body like that,he can take over the internet any time he want to, as far as I'm concerned.
;)
Oh, wait, that's *Stevie* Case
Why not setup a special quickies page, where all submitted quickies will be posted, if they have an unique url?
Most quickies don't make it to the Slashdot page, but I think some of them would be worthwhile visiting as well.
Regards,
If I ever meat the guy who's been leaving beef in my garden I will KICK HIS ASS!
A friend went to see the live presentation of this. A must see if it comes your way. Its a cross between a art show and infomercial. The device is so cool, you can even scratch the vinyl and get warped visuals.
Move over DVD, vinyl will always rule.
b
[Please type your sig here.]
Get your free sound generator here.
and yes, it really does work.
The Onion has some stunning social commentary on how mp3s can affect the recording industry. =)
Pablo Nevares, "the freshmaker".
Pablo Nevares, "the freshmaker".
How are we supposed to waste time if Slashdot isn't up? All the more reason to go waste time at GeekPress, as was suggested during the DOS. After all, Slashdot doesn't have this rich story: Zero Gravity Sex Film Up For Award.
-- Diana Hsieh
-- Diana Hsieh
GeekPress: The Weirder Side of Tech News
Or am I thinking of the wrong thing?
--
Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
Did anybody else notice that all the other Webby winners listed on CNN were hyperlinked, except for Slashdot.org? I guess Microsoft gave up the direct censorship, and now they're leaning on other sites...
-- ;-)
Kuro5hin.org: where the good times never end.
Okay who's got some playboy membership passwords? Err, the funding is low on my "Geeks turned Strippers" thesis.
What they all look like that? I'm moving out there man.. I never saw her before.. but she's damn fine..
Realise the truth; there is no deadline.
0x or or snor perron?!
Post, and then moderate up, so we can all see it.
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this is just the user for the bathroom computer.
I followed the link to plif.com, and was amused by the latest comic, so I clicked for a random comic ten times, and was laughing hysterically at each one. So I trolled the entire archive, and can attest that every single one of those comics is either incredibly funny, or so random to be above reproach.
Just have, theres some briliant stuff in there. A lot of very good social commentry in there too.
Syllable : It's an Operating System
"Slashdot. Schmam notes that Stevie Case, one of the designers for Quake II"
No, Stevie Case had nothing to do with Quake II, nor id. Well, she had a thing going with "Xian" "Disruptor" "Anktow" there for a bit, but not quite the same thing.Fellow Lawrencite Brandon James did have something to do with Quake II, but has since moved on to Rogue Entertainment. I guess hanging out with people like Paul Steed really does get to you after awhile.
Yeah, they look about as nice as that Apple mouse she's holding in one of the pictures. A little ironic considering Daikatana's single platform choice.
but what about geek girls? Hey taco don't you think that if you're going to post articles(sic) from playboy that maybe you should do a little something for us? I bet you don't realize how many of us actually read /.
I don't think you really want CmdrTaco to post links to nude pictures of himself, do you?
I mean, Steve Case owns a bundle of AOL and soon will own a bundle of Time-Warner.
What's that?
Stevie Case?
<click> <click> <click>
Never mind.
Anomalous: inconsistent with or deviating from what is usual, normal, or expected
Anomalous: deviating from what is usual, normal, or expected
Canard: a false or unfounded repor
Case also isn't well known because of being Romeros girlfriend (hell I hope not). Case was one of the first really good female Quake players and was in a lot of tournaments. She also used to hang on IRC a lot with the Quake guys.
-idealego
Now, I think there should be another option on the Slashdot Poll!
I Like My Steak:
o after letting it rot on a plate for two weeks in my neighbors backyard!
Well.. As long as we're talkin about web-comics, I might as well plug PopeAlien.Comics..
I know I for one read more web-comics than paper-comics, and I'm wondering if that goes for others as well.. There's quite a few good ones out there (I like sinfest).. How about you?
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air and light and time and space
July 1995 Playgirl magazine. They pay like CRAP! And yes, I'm guessing it's about as rare. :)
-Jer
No...I'm not trying to be rude/disrespectful to Rob's girlfriend... but after seeing the pictures of Stevie in Playboy, I remember the 98 ALE Expo in Atlanta there was a girl at the /. booth, who I believe was Rob's girlfriend.
Not that I sat around and droolled and stared or anything odd, but as I remember, she was a helluva lot better looking in her average street clothes and having been in the booth all day than the blonde bimbo with the fake boobs could ever look.
Why can't playboy understand that the girl-next-door/normal person look is infinitly more appealing than slut-o-the-week?
--Fesh
--Fesh
Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
...Schmam notes that Stevie Case, one of the designers for Quake II, now working with Ion Storm...
:o)
Maybe I am on crack here, but Stevie Case wasn't a designer on Quake II. She worked on Daikatana (a Quake II engine game) but had nothing to do with the development of Quake II. I don't think that she even gained widespread recognition until the development of SiN (At least I had never heard of her before that and I used to follow the community pretty closely). At the time she was dating Paradox at Ritual (or Hipnotic as it was called at the time). IIRC, she was a a student in Kansas, and somehow made her way to Texas to play games.. And the rest is history. Oh, and I do think she looks better now, but not cause of the new b00bs, but because I prefer blondes
Segfault
segfault@bellatlantic.net
...naked pictures of _Steve_ Case. *shudder*
=8]
Sig
Thats what _she_ said. hehe
i think its an ace site
Slashdot linking to pictures of women with their naughty bits all out and being naughty! I'm shocked! I'm amazed! I'd never look at such a thing!
Now pardon me while I go shave my palms...
Ceci n'est pas une sig.
These plans for the second one look like they just tilt the chair in the direction that the joystick is facing... Can anybody give me some enlightenment about this?
Eh...
I think that I have never bit,
a thing so lovely as a tit.
A tit whose taste is just as sweet,
when properly addressed as teat.
'Tho poetry is pure bullshit,
only God can make a tit.
*Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
I'm no ashmed to pose for PlayGirl if some /. geek females wants to take a look so, how about it? :o)
-- Note: These Comments are Generated by ME! Not You! ME!
That in the very modern year of 2000, where digital audio, digital sound, and digital everything else rules, the industry has rediscovered video recording technology first pioneered in 1927(!!!)
A link for the curious.
http://www.dfm.dircon.co.uk/recordng.htm
--riney
Although I hate hearing things like "Oooooh you dislocated my hip....oooooh you broke my pelvis..." ;-)
Get some meat on dem bones!
And "the parking lot is full!" Wicked stuff!!
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
In order to provide some contrast on this whole Killcreek thing, this month's Penthouse allegedly (though I haven't bought one) has pictures of Paul McCartney's one-legged amputee girlfriend naked inside. Plastic boobs or skin grafts, I guess.
/.ers really don't care. We're still all lusting after Natalie Portman. :)
Of course, us
Nicholas
disclaimer: opinions contained therein are not neccessarily those of my employer.
Now were can I find pics of hot geek guy's with massive cocks?
Man, Those are some pretty bad quickies. I did throughly enjoy the 16 days of meat though.
Stevie makes a boatload of cash doing the programming she loves, and she's not some dumb bimbo hoping that somehow nude modeling will get her into an acting career
Actually she's a bit more like John Romero's ho, and it's kind of pitiful. There are many (ok, not that many) women in the gaming industry more talented than she. She's not a programmer by the way, she's a level designer. I think it would be much more commendable to feature smart woman who wasn't sleeping with her boss and with breast implants. And yes, I still looked at all of her pictures.
Scuttlemonkey is a troll
This site reminds me of a film called "Zed & Two Noughts" by Peter Greenaway. Part of the film involves filming of decaying animals.
mo' info at: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0090366
And some of the hi-res pics on stinkymeat are begging to be made into wallpaper. It could help people who eat in front of their computers at work lose weight, or maybe part of a really cool/sick prank.
There's always been a big link between nerds and enormous breasts. Haven't you ever seen Eric S. Raymond before? :)
Cheers,
ZicoKnows@hotmail.com
Conforming to fucked-up beauty standards just perpetuates them further and messes up people's self esteem.
I've never gone out with a girl who regularly wears makeup. I've always found that there's an inverse relationship of intelligence to concern with looks. Sure you should get haircuts and try and dress nice, but people who look in the mirror every 5 minutes have problems.
I am thinking of getting forehead implants so I can look really brainy. I think it will give me an advantage in job interviews and will help me intimidate my chess opponets.
Scuttlemonkey is a troll
Yeah...that Apple mouse is really distracting.
sine puella vita suget
good point! Asia LOOKS plastic in most pictures now...
:)
she is super nice in person tho
Cybie! aka Ralph Bonnell
Killcreek never worked for id. She worked for Ritual/Hipnotic for a while as a tester, and then she went on to Ion Storm as a level designer working on Daikatana. I believe she was/is in the CPL as well?
Jason PollockAfter Christmas 1994 we all returned to the 8th floor of the McCollum dorm at the University of Kansas. The girls wing stunk like the depths of hell.
Turns out Stevie had left Chinese food in her fridge, and the fridge had somehow stopped working over the two week vacation.
Anyway, cheers Stevie + 94-95 Honors floor alums.
-J
More of that kind of news please! Hot geek chicks, naked, yum!
:)
; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
Build Your Own Brain-Wave Machine!
.- CitizenC (User Info)
No, that is not real. No way in hell. Smart, Gamer, Beautiful, and in Playboy? Come on, what kind of fools are we? Next thing you know we'll be talking to Jesus on the frozen plains of hell, commenting on the flying swine. ;)
;)
Seriously though, how rare is this combination? Oh, about as rare as handsome, gamer, intelligent geek guys who have been in Playgirl. I know one guy who has 3 (no playgirl yet, but he could be).
Geez. I hate impossibly perfect people
-- Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him? --
There was an article there? Hmm, must have missed that one.
(And yet again we have big boobs equating to beauty....)
I'd direct you to my web page, but I'm fully dressed in the pictures, and I'm unavailable.
Sorry,
George
Posted above some people wanna see geek girls
(and even guys)I had a lovely idea.Every year
G.Gordon Liddy has a photo contest for his
"stacked and packed calendar"in which girls submit
partialy clothed,underwear and nude photos of
themselves posed with firearms.
How about geek chicks posed with cool hardware you and the boyz at andover could judge
the photos and put out a calendar.Better yet
post them online and let us judge.
Of course some of the women will want to see
some geek bulls.I suspect this will subside when
they see the first few entries of guys who spend
their time on their butt in front of a terminal.
(priapic conditions optional)Then there will be
complaints from feminists,but who has ever cared
what those hairy-chested manhaters thought?
C'mon dont just think about it,do it!Have
faith,Bob will rain golden showers of Slack on
all involved,making this a sure thing.
*Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
But then I realized, wait a minute... Stevie makes a boatload of cash doing the programming she loves, and she's not some dumb bimbo hoping that somehow nude modeling will get her into an acting career. I don't think that I would ever pose nude (even if I had her measurements) but I realize I shouldn't bag on her for her choice.
These are breasts; this is source code.
Why do you have a problem with those two things belonging to one person?
I've only seen like two pictures of her, but this layout looked horrible! Jesus, she looks like a tramp! I'm not saying that because she's naked, no shame in that , but she looks... fake. *Really* fake.
She sure as hell doesn't look like someone who could kick my ass at Quake, whereas the picture I saw of her in Details (?) scared me... she looked mad, bad, and dangerous as hell (I like 'em that way).
Oh well. Just another fake person, plenty of those in the world...
It's a strange world -- let's keep it that way
even worse: looks like Paintbrush from Win3.x.
come on Nick, link to something worth my time.
I mean no disrespect to my wife (whom I love and adore and *ouch*! Yes, dear!) but if that was what I had to go home to, who'd care whether Daikatana ever went gold!
My Comic is also a piece of crap pokey ripoff! Go Pokey!..
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air and light and time and space
A female, computer geek, Quake2 designer, naked? With a link posted on Slashdot?
Playboy.com has been mercilessly slashdotted. It didn't have a chance.
I can't believe it... the usenet profiles include CowboyNeal.
( I love you dude... can I have a hug? )
--
Evan
"$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
I wonder if they had Adam Thrasher's permission to use Space Moose? (www.spacemoce.com)
Theres no 31337 quickies there.. theres a max of 20 maybe less..
----------------------------------------- Fractured One
When i was in high school, my father gave me a can of spam one time as a joke (he knows i don't particularly care for spam), and it sat around for years just accumulating dust, until i brought it to school one day, where my friend Seth payed my friend Matt to eat a bite (which he did). This left us with a dilemma which we were not otherwise prepared for... An open can of this inedible substance... .... landed unharmed on the hood of the vehicle. We ran down to take a closer look, and it was completely intact (minus the bite matt took out of it), down to the outline of that little ridge where the can is joined... How'z about that.. and people eat the stuff...
After a short amout of consideration, we gathered as many geeks and punks as we could, cut the last couple classes and hopped on the bus to downtown. We then climbed the many stairs to the top of this parking garage that has bridge segment that goes over one of the main streets of town. On the side of that street was parked a neon green brand new shiny obnoxious SUV. Needless to say, we shook the spam out of it's can and let it drop. After a good solid 40-50ft drop, it
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Im sure you wouldnt have to look too hard to find a 'hot geek guy' with a webcam willing to show you his if you'll show him yours. Geek guys would be up for that. If someone submitted a link to a geek guy webcam site, maybe they'd post it - i just duno how many people are submitting such URLs.
go through the archives , im still laughing my butt off :) these are hilarious!
Cybie! aka Ralph Bonnell
hmmm and i was just think where on the net can i find a Light Mind Machine.
have you checked out SBaGen. i use it every night prog-990108 .
man this is so kewl. will have to make one...
nmarshall
#include "standard_disclaimer.h"
R.U. SIRIUS: THE ONLY POSSIBLE RESPONSE
nmarshall
The law is that which it boldly asserted and plausibly maintained..
--Colonel Burr 1783
Correction, Hot geek chick that could kick your ass at Quake, naked, yum!
kwsNI
Dude, she ain't smart or beautiful
Sure thing, man. I guess Playboy doesn't know anything about finding hotties to put in their magazine. But hey, I guess you know beauty better than they do, right? Mind if I ask about your qualifications are for thinking you could do a better job picking out women that millions of guys would pay to see? Her old pics were very cute, but they definitely wouldn't be selling any magazines or web hits.
'Sides, you're not fooling anyone -- we all know that when it comes to nerds like you, your atrophied little pud would be spraying in your shorts so fast if she ever came on to you.
Next Katz article: Blonds with implants are dummies -- good stereotype. Outcasts in black trenchcoats are a ticking time bomb -- evil stereotype.
Cheers,
ZicoKnows@hotmail.com
Oh, and if you want badly drawn comics, Friend Bear looks like it's entirely drawn in MS Paint.
Hilarious, twisted stuff.
-- BlueCalx | http://nickd.org/
I thought Killcreek looked a lot better before the boob job, bleached hair and troweled-on make-up.
But then, I've never liked the plastic look. I like a more natural look.
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Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
Yeah. Let's see some links to some hot geek guy's with massive cocks.
Sexist bastards.
-dms.
There was one longwinded speech. It ran a total of six words: "Just remember, technical innovation means class war."
Obviously they were short a couple fingers or soemthing, because that sure as hell seems like seven words to me =)
-- Imagine how much more advanced our technology would be if we had eight fingers per hand.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
-- Diana Hsieh
-- Diana Hsieh
GeekPress: The Weirder Side of Tech News
Why should the boys have all the fun!!! I already have a substantial collection of CowboyNeal pinups already, though.
These are breasts; this is source code.
Why do you have a problem with those two things belonging to one person?
Just a minor 'plaint. S'right?
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computers://use.urls. People use Networds.
I guess we have a new person for the trolls to mention. I just might have to go out and buy that issue. Wow.
Aarg, yer evil rat bastards. I just spent two hours looking at every plif strip since 1995.
Mark Edwards
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
Hooray for exploding dog! Hooray for NYCART! However, I must lament that it has gone down hill in the past few months. The artist hurt his arm, didn't post for about 2 weeks, and then realized that there was a whole world outside of his computer (read: he got laid).
A few of us could learn from his example...
However most of the early stuff is BRILLIANT... I recommend ALL of the robot series Robot eating hair, the AWESOME Smoking Changed my life and my ALL TIME fav-(Depsite being a non-robot picture) Jesus! We're all on speed!
Also check out Narbotic.com and Dumbrella.
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
Did anybody notice that on the CNN site reporting on the Webby Awards that Slashdot.org was the only site that didn't have a link??
Hmmmmm
I tried to post this a minute ago ... but it ended up not where I meant it to ... In college I knew who Stevie was but I didn't know her really well. I do, however, know the guys who she refers to in her first answer of the Playboy article - the ones who lived on her dorm floor. One of them is on track to become a monk. I forwarded him the link ... the irony is incredible. I wonder how many hours of prayer he's going to have to put in to make up for the fact that he led someone down this "primrose path." What a riot!
I'm a rockstar, I'm a rockstar!
That Matrix: The Musical is some sort of a cruel joke, isn't it?
Please, please take a look at Platrix! (http://www.mellow.de/platrix/index2.htm) It's what happens when you cross The Matrix with South Park.
A 25MB MPEG, but well worth the time...
-- What you do today will cost you a day of your life.
I clicked the vinyl records link when there were 7 comments and the site was already Slashdotted. Is the hard drive vinyl?
I'm guilty.