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Star Trek: Enterprise Premieres Tonight

Ankou writes: "'Enterprise' premieres tonight on UPN. Scott Backula, you may remember him in as the lead role of 'Quantum Leap', plays Jon Archer the captain of the NX-01 which is the Enterprise predating the NCC-1701 and Captain Kirk by almost 150 years. It even takes place before the whole United Federation of Planets came about! This series will prove to be a more rougher, blue-collared version of star travel than the picture portrayed by Kirk and Picard, i.e. crew wear baseball caps and their captain is a regular 'Joe' kind of guy (possibly why they chose Scott Backula as the lead role). Only time will tell if this series will last, be the judge for yourself and see it tonight, Sep 26, on UPN at 8/7 central." I discovered last weekend that I stopped getting UPN. Who knows when, since I've never needed it before. So I will be missing it, and crying in chair, while mumbling curses directed at my cable provider.

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  1. Good series! by Kronik+Gamer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This should prove to be a good series, tailored towards fans of Babylon 5 and the like. First post!

    1. Re:Good series! by dslbrian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since this is before the original trek, the obvious question is whether the buttons and knobs on the control panel will be even bigger than before. I would expect that the ship's clock will be an even bigger odometer too.

    2. Re:Good series! by tycage · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What have you heard that makes you think this is tailored towards fans of B5?

      Are you saying that there is a basic preplanned story line that they are going to follow? I'm hoping that's what you are saying. I've not heard anything like that about it, but I've not looked much either.

      B5 taught me to love the "story arc". Before that I'd just watched sci-fi shows as a series of things that happened. How I watch sci-fi hoping that each episode will be part of a larger whole. Nothing as detailed as B5 has come along that I know of, but it has had an influence. Farscape, for example, has a nice continuing story that, while not planned out to the extent that B5 was, does seem to have a general direction each season.

      Oddly enough, Buffy and Angel both have this same kind of "seasonal arc" which I've come to enjoy so much.

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    3. Re:Good series! by Flower · · Score: 2
      I think another thing that made B5 decent is it was intricate, the plotline was believable (no particle of the week) and what the characters did in one episode had ramifications later on and in some unexpected ways.

      Trek has dabbled in doing something like this but has always come up short. All I need to point to is the series finale of Voyager. It was the ultimate Deus Ex Machina and with the sudden and dramatic influx of future tech into the timeline there is nowhere one can go after Voyager. The Borg, if not gone, are no longer an epic foe anymore. It's sad to say but that part of Trek ended like a bad D&D Monty Haul adventure I could have dreamed up when I was 13.

      Maybe it's me but I want something more than a weekly episodic morality play every week when I get my SciFi fix. I want something intricate and thought out. I hope they do this with Enterprise. My wife and I still watch B5. Even knowing the story it's like that novel you come back to and reread. Trek has never captivated me that way. It has the background and setting to do so but never the plot or execution.

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    4. Re:Good series! by saider · · Score: 2

      No doubt they will also be responsible for as many, maybe more, casualties as the consoles explode whenever the ship is in a crisis. One can only assume that the consoles got better with time. Whether this means better at not exploding or better at killing the operator is an excercise left to the reader.

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    5. Re:Good series! by Em+Ellel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, lets put this B5 vs. Trek argument aside NOW. Because they cannot be compared. Not because one is better than another, but because they are way too different. It's like comparing Simpsons to West Wing. They are just not the same category/style/purpose. Trek series is Action/Adventure fantasy punctuated with a but of Drama. It's entertainment of the heart. I LOVE Trek. B5 on the other hand is Political Drama punctuated with a bit of Action/Adventure. It's a completely different animal. It is entertainment of the mind. I am a huge fan of B5. I have to agree though, set design and costumes on B5 are pretty hideous. Though at least B5 earthforce uniforms look like uniforms, instead of ST circus outfits.To add to everything, acting is so bad on B5 too. For a show based on an ensemble cast, I would have hoped they would have hired more than two real actors. But B5 special effects rock. And the story.. the story makes it all worth while. Instead of episodic heroics and scientific techno-bable of ST, you have a tightly knit story. Nothing is free and for every action - no matter how noble or idealistic - you got consequences and ultimatly responsibility. Not something you find in a lot of episodic TV. Most of the people I know who never got into B5, either stopped watching within first 2 seasons (most of which is just set-up) or saw a few episodes from all over the place, made no sense of it and ignored it. Their loss.

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    6. Re:Good series! by dougmc · · Score: 2
      Deep Space 9 had a similar arc, if you need a Star Trek arc.

      Voyager had a general direction too, but DS9 had a stronger `story' ...

      B5's was still better, of course ...

    7. Re:Good series! by MaxVlast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's refreshing that when someone shares his opinion honestly and succinctly, people here are too darned dense and pre-wired to call it a troll.

      (Note to moderator: this isn't a troll. It's flamebait.)

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  2. Baseball hats? by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are the ceiling lights really bright or something? Why would they wear baseball hats?

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    1. Re:Baseball hats? by Curien · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We wear baseball caps in the US Air Force. Usually, each squadron (sometimes group or directorate, if the Sqd is small) has their own cap, with their patch on it. I would suppose that Starfleet would be a derivative of the USAF, so it does make sense.

      We don't wear them indoors, though.

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    2. Re:Baseball hats? by Brownstar · · Score: 2

      While I agree that in a psudeo-naval situation such as the Enterprise the wearing of baseball caps would be out of place. I could easily see people wearing them around the ship that aren't currently working. How many people do you see in the mall, movies, school, church, middle of night that wear baseball caps.

    3. Re:Baseball hats? by seanmeister · · Score: 2

      Dude, have you been on a naval vessel lately? Ball caps are standard issue!

      (US anyways...)

    4. Re:Baseball hats? by Squorch · · Score: 3, Informative

      Um, Starfleet is obviously a derivative of the Navy... Think about it.

      - StarFLEET (Like a fleet of ships)
      - Ensign, LT (j.g.), LT, LT CDR, CDR, CAPT, ADM, etc.
      - "Engineering" (there are no "engineering" spaces on aircraft)
      - The process of naming ships individually is a Navy thing. Individual aircraft aren't named. (compare the USS Enterprise, NX-01 with the USS Enterprise, CV-65)

      And so on and so forth... just watch most any Trek show and you'll get the idea.

    5. Re:Baseball hats? by SirWhoopass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, the B-2 bombers are named. Probablu because they're as expensive as a ship.

    6. Re:Baseball hats? by Rackemup · · Score: 2

      BUT... the Navy doesnt fly (through air OR space, it doesnt matter). perhaps starfleet is some kind of Air Navy? =)

    7. Re:Baseball hats? by Exedore · · Score: 2, Informative

      - "Engineering" (there are no "engineering" spaces on aircraft)

      What, you've never heard of a flight engineer before? Here's a partial description: "The flight engineer is a technical expert, who must be thoroughly familiar with the operation and function of various airplane components." Sounds like the same concept to me.

      Anyway, I agree that Starfleet is more derivative of a navy than an air force... just thought I'd clear up the "engineering" part.

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    8. Re:Baseball hats? by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, I seem to remember all these planes taking off of carrier decks with the words US NAVY stamped on them.

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    9. Re:Baseball hats? by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes they do. Perhaps you've never heard of a recent invention known as the "aircraft carrier?" Navy crew, navy pilots.

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    10. Re:Baseball hats? by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least it's not a beret.

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    11. Re:Baseball hats? by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, that was the interesting thing about the guy, in Quantum Leap, while he was a normal kinda guy, he also was very intelligent too. (Making him identifiable to geeks and jocks at the same time) Hopefully his Enterprise character will be similar, otherwise its just boring.

    12. Re:Baseball hats? by i_m_sane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In most sci-fi worlds Spacecraft are always deemed as Navy. Look at the recent out in space movies/books:
      wing commander
      The reality disfunction
      starship troopers
      and many more that i cannot get my sleep deprived brain to think about.

      Personaly I always thought of it as old saliors sailed useing the stars, now they sail to them. So for me useing naval terms in space is cool...
      as long as there isnt a combined sea to space movie...that could get confusing.

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    13. Re:Baseball hats? by dschuetz · · Score: 2

      I would suppose that Starfleet would be a derivative of the USAF, so it does make sense.

      Back in the early 90's (I think it was late '92 to early '93), the Air Force actually adopted the Navy's rank insignia system. They kept the rank names (LT, CPT, MAJ, etc.), but went to the system of thick and thin stripes that the Navy uses to display rank on jackets and shirts (excepting the Navy khakis, that is).

      I thought this was pretty cool, for one reason in particular -- this makes it easier for USAF to morph (likely in a joint capacity with the Navy, hence the rank titles themselves) into Starfleet, since the rank pips on ST:TNG forward (and, apparently, from the pictures I've seen, ST:Starfleet, too, anachronistically) are based on the Navy system. (For ST:TOS, they didn't use pips, they had continuous and broken wavy stripes on the end of their t-shirts, and I'm not sure they were even consistent with it, either...)

      Of course, they also changed the cut of the jackets, so they looked more like suit jackets than uniforms, dropped all other insignia (didn't even have a prominent "U.S." on 'em), and used silver for the stripes, so everyone thought they looked like airline pilots. Lasted less than a year, I think.

    14. Re:Baseball hats? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Individual aircraft aren't named.
      Says who? The F-111s at at least one base in England in the mid-80s all had names. Some even had nose art, though none of it was as risque as what got painted onto fighters and bombers during WWII.

      I'll allow that not all of 'em get names (maybe the squids don't name any of theirs; as an Air Force brat, I wouldn't know), but to state that none are named is inaccurate.

      That said, the rest of your post is accurate enough.

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    15. Re:Baseball hats? by jafac · · Score: 2

      No, Starfleet is *not* derivative of the USAF or the US-anything. This was *after* WWIII, remember? There was no more USA after that.

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    16. Re:Baseball hats? by Flower · · Score: 2

      I think it would be funny to have someone on the Enterprise crew wear a beret. We'd have to come up with a new particle (bereton anyone?) to explain why it stuck to his head everytime he was running^H^H^H^H^H^Hetreating from the bad guy of the week. :)

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    17. Re:Baseball hats? by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      This was *after* WWIII, remember? There was no more USA after that.

      Who says? We know the US wasn't completely destroyed, and in "The Voyage Home" Kirk doesn't say "I'm from North America", he says "I'm from Iowa."

      There may be a United Earth, but the US would certainly have been a major player in creating it, and a major source of it's early funding.

    18. Re:Baseball hats? by KahunaBurger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who says? We know the US wasn't completely destroyed, and in "The Voyage Home" Kirk doesn't say "I'm from North America", he says "I'm from Iowa."

      But that doesn't nessaccarily mean anything. A united Germany citizen, a soviet East German, a pre WWII german citizen and a pre german unification Prussian could have all said "I'm from Berlin". It wouldn't mean the idea of prussian nationality would be relevant in 2001.

      There may be a United Earth, but the US would certainly have been a major player in creating it, and a major source of it's early funding.

      Thats just ego talking. The US could have been shattered into multiple warring states and had several of them break and reunite between the start of the alternate Star Trek time line and the start of the federation. Its like a British citizen durring colonial times contemplating the idea of a future UN like body and saying "The British Empire would certainly be a major player in creating it and a major source of its funding...." not thinking that by the time such a thing came to pass, large chunks of what they now think of as the British Empire would never dream of calling themselves Brits. (though they would still say "I'm from Pennsylvania". :> )

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    19. Re:Baseball hats? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

      All I know is, if you're in the Air Force, and they issue a uniform to you that includes a red shirt, then it's time to go AWOL.

    20. Re:Baseball hats? by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      The US could have been shattered into multiple warring states and had several of them break and reunite between the start of the alternate Star Trek time line and the start of the federation.

      Yes, and the Earth could have been covered in frog carcasses after they rained from the sky for 40 days and 40 nights.

      My point is that the fact that a World War III happened isn't proof that there's no longer a USA, so let's watch the damn show and see what happens, instead of assuming such a large amount from a single event.

      We know there was enough of the population left over to allow Zeframe Cochran to build a warp drive, and that within his own lifetime there's enough civilization left for them to still be growing corn in Broken Bow, Oklahoma, which is close enough to several important nuke targets (including Tinker Air Force base) that you wouldn't be growing anything but extra heads there if there'd been a full nuclear exchange. So let's stop making up history, and let Rick Berman make up history.

    21. Re:Baseball hats? by dark_panda · · Score: 2

      You mean to tell me you've never seen Top Gun before?

      J

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    22. Re:Baseball hats? by sacherjj · · Score: 2

      You just reinforced his argument. The Headline said Air Force, but the plane was an F-14, which you also said was a Navy only plane. Hence, his statement that the headline was written by morons is correct.

      Why don't you get a clue before correcting someone.

    23. Re:Baseball hats? by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2

      A joint mission between the three does make sense, though from previous trek's I'm certain the Navy would be the biggest influence.

      I'm sure it will all be explained in a few hours...
      (I can't wait!!)

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    24. Re:Baseball hats? by lhand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My son (who joined the Navy three months ago) told me this amusing tidbit he learned about the services: The Navy has more planes than the Air Force; the Army has more boats than the Navy. Go figure.

    25. Re:Baseball hats? by WNight · · Score: 2

      So does the navy... think of what they have to hide in.

    26. Re:Baseball hats? by snake_dad · · Score: 2

      You should see the hat that I had to wear when I was in the blue uniform in the Dutch Airforce (most of the time I was allowed to wear green 'though..). Anyway, we called it a "cowcunt" (literal translation). Don't even try to imagine how it looked... :-/

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    27. Re:Baseball hats? by Eil · · Score: 2


      I think it's safe to say that Rodenberry (or whoever designed the rank system on ST) based it upon the US Navy. Being that the Navy is the only service with Ensigns, Admirals, etc.

      The other three main branches' ranks are standardised with respect to each other. For example, a Captain is equal to other Captains everywhere but in the Navy. The Navy rank of Captain is a much higher rank (equivalent to Colonel, I think).

    28. Re:Baseball hats? by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Like the goatse guy, only in blue?

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  3. UPN doesn't have it exclusively... by B00yah · · Score: 4, Informative

    at least not here in St. Louis...Our local "we run anything we want, but claim to be WB" network has Enterprise debuting Saturday...they also have rights to run other "UPN" shows, like WWF Smackdown...

    1. Re:UPN doesn't have it exclusively... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      at least not here in St. Louis...Our local "we run anything we want, but claim to be WB" network has Enterprise debuting Saturday...they also have rights to run other "UPN" shows, like WWF Smackdown...
      It's probably just an arrangement similar to what was done with Voyager in areas where there's no UPN affiliate...sell it to one of the other stations in first-run syndication, like was done with TNG and DS9.
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  4. Looks like another Sci-Fi wannabe show by Synithium · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone notice that the commercials for this thing are less and less Star Trek and more and more Lexx meets Farscape.

    1. Re:Looks like another Sci-Fi wannabe show by Spoing · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Anyone notice that the commercials for this thing are less and less Star Trek and more and more Lexx meets Farscape.

      We can hope -- though I doubt it. Besides the blue alien in the cat suit I've seen in the commercials, I doubt that Paramount will do much to match the main attraction of the other shows. Sex is important (7of9) but if that's going to be it pr0n is a better use of my time.

      Farscape, Lexx, Earth: Final Conflict, and B5 have a progression from episode to episode. None of the Treks have, except for an attempt with DS9 that really could have been stronger.

      Here's a clue for Paramount; make us care about the major characters, kill one/some of them off, and then keep them dead .

      Is this necessary? Nope. Yet, of each of the shows above, only Lexx -- an un-ST like show if there ever was -- hasn't killed off a major character perminately. If they aren't even going to try to get beyond the ST formula, I'd hope that they wouldn't even try.

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    2. Re:Looks like another Sci-Fi wannabe show by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Farscape, Lexx, Earth: Final Conflict, and B5 have a progression from episode to episode. None of the Treks have, except for an attempt with DS9 that really could have been stronger.

      That does hurt you in re-runs though. Of the five shows mentioned, I can only be bothered "dipping in" to Farscape and Lexx. Even the mighty B5 loses it's punch when taken out of context.

      • only Lexx hasn't killed off a major character perminately

      Huh? Kai is dead, and Zev is a vegetable. Oh, wait, you mean, stop giving them lines... ;)

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    3. Re:Looks like another Sci-Fi wannabe show by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Yeah, because Denise Crosby wanted off of the show; didn't think it was going anywhere. She now regrets that.

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    4. Re:Looks like another Sci-Fi wannabe show by SnowDog_2112 · · Score: 2

      B5 was a great experiment in Sci-Fi TV. It will influence future shows in the genre; it is influencing current shows.

      But you can't solve a Star Trek problem with a B5 solution :).

      Part of the appeal of Star Trek is the strictly episodic nature -- you tune in to a rerun, and you don't have to sit and ponder for 10 minutes "Where in the myth-arc is this episode?" You just settle in and enjoy the story.

      Would I love to see a B5-style story done in the Star Trek universe? Hell yeah. I'd love to see a B5-style story run in any universe -- it was a great example of a style of storytelling which we're drastically lacking. But I don't necesssarily expect any Star Trek show to scratch that itch any time soon.

      Instead, I watch Sopranos. It may not have a clearly defined 5-year story like B5, but each season feels like a long miniseries rather than a string of barely-related episodes....

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    5. Re:Looks like another Sci-Fi wannabe show by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      Yet, of each of the shows above, only Lexx -- an un-ST like show if there ever was -- hasn't killed off a major character perminately.

      Well, except for the one that's been dead the whole time. :-)

      Seriously, it's hard to kill off a main character when you've only got three. Five, if you count the robot head and the ship, but they can't very well kill off the Lexx...

    6. Re:Looks like another Sci-Fi wannabe show by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      And the show was all the better from having her gone. She was, without a doubt, one of the worst fucking actresses ever to stink up a Star Trek set.
      Well, those early scripts wern't exactly great material to work with.
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  5. The least you could do for your new Captain... by imac.usr · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is spell his name correctly......

    (stupid lameness filter!)

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  6. USAToday Review by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 5, Informative


    There is a pretty favorable review in USAToday that mentions among other things that this crew is a little weary of new items such as "Phase Pistols" and "Transporters"....It gets 3 stars out of 4.
    Can someone tell me why this did not get picked up by a more respectful network?

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    1. Re:USAToday Review by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Informative

      The P in UPN stands for Paramount, which owns the rights to the Star Trek genre...

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    2. Re:USAToday Review by interiot · · Score: 2

      Buffy and Enterprise are exclusively on UPN. My local cable provider picked up UPN a couple weeks ago. I imagine UPN was hoping for this sort of thing to happen.

    3. Re:USAToday Review by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • The P in UPN stands for Paramount, which owns the rights to the Star Trek genre

      Hmm, if it's really as cheesy as it looks, does that mean I'll get the re-runs on both the Sci-Fi channel and Paramount Comedy? ;)

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    4. Re:USAToday Review by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      It's on Space and the other various CHUM-city holdings up here in good old Canada.

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    5. Re:USAToday Review by Drakino · · Score: 4, Informative
      Can someone tell me why this did not get picked up by a more respectful network?

      Because Viacom decided to keep Paramount shows on United Paramount Network instead of moving them to CBS. The FCC allowed Viacom to own two broadcast networks, overruling some old law stating a company can only have one. (UPN is broadcast in several places, it's a higher channel number here in Colorado Springs).

    6. Re:USAToday Review by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can someone tell me why this did not get picked up by a more respectful network?

      The demographic of 30-45 year old male virgins isn't a big money maker?

  7. Re:So by kilgore_47 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That means more useless argument between nerds.

    ...and yet by belittleing us in this fourm you've partaken and become one of us.

    welcome!

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  8. It premiered last night in Canada by jonfromspace · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow, we got something first!

    Seriously, though... I watched the 2 hour premier last night, and I will say this - It was pretty darn good. They have done an excellent job of "dumbing down" the technology, and the cast is pretty interesting. Combine that with the promis of some good-ol space violence, and you've got a winner.

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    1. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      You bastards! We won't get it for at least six months in the UK, so I'll just have to moan and bitch about how it's not as good as The Original Series without even having the opportunity to refuse to watch it!

      Really though, is it any better (or grimier) than Farscape or even Andromeda? From what I've seen so far, the cast looks anodyne, the plots predictable and your "promise" of good-ol space violence doesn't sound as though they had actual good-ol space violence.

      Basically, I want to see Archer kick a giant lizard in the love spuds, chuck one up a seven breasted alien bimbo, fight off a Gooboid battle fleet, and then vapourise a couple of small planets just for laughs - and all before breakfast. Any chance of that?

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    2. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by jswitte · · Score: 2, Interesting
      > We won't get it for at least six months in the UK, so I'll just have to moan and bitch about how

      Six months!! God, why is the EU suing Hollywood over DVD prices? (Not that I don't think that's a good thing(TM)) Why not sue over such scheduling nonsense as this?

      PS. I'm live in the US, but I'm getting pissed off with corporate America (mainly Hollywood and the big-media industries) and am ready for the US to be knocked off its collective pedestal for a change. At least for the corporate class to be knocked off its pedestal..

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    3. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by harmonica · · Score: 2

      You bastards! We won't get it for at least six months in the UK, so I'll just have to moan and bitch about how it's not as good as The Original Series without even having the opportunity to refuse to watch it!

      That's nothing. Here, the shows are dubbed and suck big time. We never get to hear the English original version. In countries like the Netherlands there are just subtitles, so you can still hear the original. Stupid tv stations...

    4. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by Sir_Real · · Score: 2

      What is FastTrack? Could you provide a link? I don't get UPN... :(

    5. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Here, the shows are dubbed and suck big time

      Where's "here"?

      OT, but did you know that when Xena: Warrior Princess gets exported to countries with conservative attitudes (read: Islamic), they zoom right in on the faces during all the action sequences so you can't see what's going on. I dunno if it's wierder that they do that, or that they bother to show it at all.

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    6. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by wurp · · Score: 2

      Oh, sorry. FastTrack is the network protocol used by KaZaA (it's laden with spyware crap, but it's a no-brainer to use on Windows and supports multi-source downloads well), giFT (an open source client), Morpheus, and Grokster (don't know anything about these two).

      From what I'm told, it shares the files over port 80 so wget will get files from a FastTrack peer. The really great thing about it is the multi-source download. I can get full use of my bandwidth at home while I download the 300meg+ video files from multiple users. Of course, I only download bits to which I have a legal right.

    7. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Six months!! God, why is the EU suing Hollywood over DVD prices? (Not that I don't think that's a good thing(TM)) Why not sue over such scheduling nonsense as this?

      Different network, commercial reality. The price drops over time, I expect, and the UK is a pretty cheapo country. But, I know, I know, don't get me started... ;)

      On the bright side, at least we get Lord of the Rings day 1, so I won't have to hide under the bed for a couple of months. ;)

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    8. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by nhavar · · Score: 2

      You need to be watching cartoon network then. Repleat with fun for kids and over-the-head sexual inuendo (Power Puff Girls)

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    9. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by Tim+Doran · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "It was a pilot episode after all, and it's going to take some time to mesh properly."

      No kidding. Remember the pilot of TNG? Remember Jordi strolling onto the set and exclaiming "Hoooo-eee!" He only needed bib overalls and a stalk of hay in his mouth to complete the image.

      Agonizing to look back upon, but the show improved drastically and quickly.

      (Oh god - rereading this post, I've come to realize... I AM a geek! ;)

    10. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by Sir_Real · · Score: 2

      This is going to sound stupid.... Is it legal to download this show (Enterprise)? If it's not, would it be legal if the commercials were included in the file? I'm not worried about running afoul of the law, but I am curious...

      Thanks for the reply,
      Andrew

    11. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by wurp · · Score: 2

      I'm quite sure that it's not legal, considering the trouble some folks have gotten into for rebroadcasting TV signals over the internet.

      I'm not at all sure that I understand the mindset. If the commercials are included, why would you not want more viewers? Personally, I think the big media corporations have morons making their policy. I have tried very hard to understand how their policies benefit even the policy-makers.

    12. Re:It premiered last night in Canada by harmonica · · Score: 2

      Where's "here"?

      Germany. Where everybody learns English in school but everything gets translated anyway. :-(

  9. Ziggy says... by JohnnyKnoxville · · Score: 4, Funny

    there is a 1 in 10 chance this show won't survive because the hordes of Trekkies have nothing new to watch. It won't even matter if it's good.

    1. Re:Ziggy says... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • there is a 1 in 10 chance this show won't survive because the hordes of Trekkies have nothing new to watch. It won't even matter if it's good

      Uh oh Sam! It turns out that Ziggy got his calculations wrong. Trekkies are not enough to support a prime time show; they need Joe Sixpack as well, so it needs a decent hook. It can be well acted (TNG) well written (DS9), or it can have some nice T&A (Voyager post "Data in a D cup"), but it needs something more than just "The Original Series with zippers".

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    2. Re:Ziggy says... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • If you're trying to imply that Jolene Blalock [maximonline.com] isn't enough of a 'hook', then you're sadly SADLY mistaken

      She's just another blank eyed, fat uddered plastic toy, who would find that appeali... oh, wait... you've got a point. ;)

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  10. I always tought Star Trek was kinda boring by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 2, Funny

    I only watch Voyager for an obvious reason, in fact for two very big obvious reasons...

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    1. Re:I always tought Star Trek was kinda boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I assume you're referring to the borg "implants?"

    2. Re:I always tought Star Trek was kinda boring by Leven+Valera · · Score: 2, Funny
      I only watch Voyager for an obvious reason, in fact for two very big obvious reasons...


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  11. Let's go more blue collar than that! by canning · · Score: 3, Funny
    This series will prove to be a more rougher, blue-collared version of star travel than the picture portrayed by Kirk and Picard, i.e. crew wear baseball caps and their captain is a regular 'Joe' kind of guy

    Then why didn't they get Tom Arnold?

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    1. Re:Let's go more blue collar than that! by drodver · · Score: 2, Funny

      They tried but he wouldn't fit in the captin's chair, and there wasn't room on the set for a "captin's loveseat"

    2. Re:Let's go more blue collar than that! by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny
      • why didn't they get Tom Arnold

      Why didn't they get Tom Green. They should take him. Really, take him away right now.

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    3. Re:Let's go more blue collar than that! by jafac · · Score: 2

      The series would have been FAR better with Chris Tucker as the Capitan.

      And Jackie Chan as his First Officer.

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    4. Re:Let's go more blue collar than that! by Syberghost · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, God; you said the C word, now we're gonna get James Dixon in here with a 4,000 line post explaining where Rush Hour fits in with Supercop... way to go, dude. :-)

  12. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 2, Funny

    What was Star Trek's secret?

    Short skirts and explosions.

    Dancin Santa

  13. Well. by loraksus · · Score: 2

    Judging by the massive, bleeding failures that were voyager and sorta DS9, I'm not going to waste my time watching it.
    And I dunno about Taco, but UPN is on peasant vision here in portland, oregon - twice (ch 4,32)
    Perhaps you might investigate the possibility of buying bunny ears.
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    1. Re:Well. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Judging by the massive, bleeding failures that were voyager and sorta DS9, I'm not going to waste my time watching it

      Heh heh. If you care enough to post that, you'll care enough to watch it just to see how bad it is, and to give you something to bitch about. I know I will. ;)

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    2. Re:Well. by Wonko42 · · Score: 2

      Uh, maybe I'm mistaken, but isn't channel 32 in Portland the WB? That's what my TV says, anyway, and the fact that they call themselves "WB32" kinda supports it...

  14. The Star Trek Crutch by faust2097 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as they avoid time travel as a plot device the show has a chance. Except for the original "Guardian of Forever" time travel has been used as a crutch when the writers get bored.

    1. Re:The Star Trek Crutch by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 2

      Hate to break the news, but apparently the pilot hinges on the introduction of some time-travelling aliens who are trying to change history for some unknown purpose.

      And then a guy dressed like a pirate and a history geek from the early 80's have to get things back on track!

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  15. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To a certain extent, you're right. Star Trek is about the heroes doing things that are impossible in our reality.

    But what's happened in the last 20 years is that heroes have turned from "people who can do anything and never get hurt", to "people who are like you and me but pull it through just barely".

    Who's more exciting - Indiana Jones, who gets the crap kicked out of him for 75% of the movie, then starts kicking ass, or to watch Superman shrug off bullets or never get hurt? I'll take Dr. Jones any day of the week (and twice on Sundays).

    So I'm actually applauding Paramounts change of direction to more "ordinary" people who will become more than human through their trials and experiences.

    Just as long as they never need the Girdle....

    Of course, I could be wrong.

  16. Re:Strek Trek? by Invisible+Agent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excellent point! The Internet is global, so clearly people posting on Slashdot should only talk about issues which affect people in all countries. Obviously, since nobody in Europe's ever heard of Star Trek (an American television show, for those of you wondering), we should never talk about that again. Unfortunately, nobody in the Congo cares about privacy issues on the Internet, so I guess we can't talk about that either. Heck, I guess this is the end of Slashdot.

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  17. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by bwoodring · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Shatner is a skilled actor, and the storylines
    > remain as fresh as ever.

    WTF? Did we watch the same show? You're a Euro aren't you? I bet you think that David Hasslehoff is a "skilled singer" and "his ballads remain as fresh as ever".

    If anything, Star Trek succeeded in spite of Shatner chewing the scenery.

  18. Re:Download it! by BorgDrone · · Score: 2

    Actually, I've already seen a pre-air rip.

  19. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by On+Lawn · · Score: 2

    Heh, sometimes AC's are good for something. Yeah I remember seeing this before also. I think he has a point, but it may be over milked by now.

    Also, Kirk is in many ways a Super Hero. In the rpg he is given a very large luck factor (helping him out in Corbomite Bluffs) and he can beat Spock in chess and is at least equal in physical combat.

    But as another person who replied to this before pointed out the most insightful idea IMHO, that Star Trek is about Super Ego, Ego, and ID, etc... and how they interact in different situations. Thats what I liked about it.

  20. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by davey23sol · · Score: 2

    It's *5* series, you idiot!!


    Yep.. this is right.

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  21. Watch party Tulsa Ok by DEATH+AND+HATRED · · Score: 2, Informative

    Starbase 21 & UPN are sponsering a premier of the new Trek series Enterprise at the Cenimark theater wednesday in Tulsa Ok... on a big screen and with no admision costs. starbase21

  22. Star Trek has nothing to do with superheroes by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 2

    ST is about *psychology*. Kirk, Spock and Bones are the ego, superego and id (not necessarily in that order because I'm too lazy to look up my Freud). Think about it: Spock, no emotion, ultimately logical and rational. Bones, almost pure emotion, knows nothing about technology but is empathic and caring. Kirk is impulsive and sexual but also strong and willful. Remember the famous "split Kirk" episode? When they talked about it they made it sound like anybody's dark side would be strong, but is that really true? How about Spock's or Bones' dark side? Do they even have one? No, the real point of that episode is that *Kirk* has a thin veneer of civilization cover a beast within.

    ST:TNG had a different angle. It was about utopia. It was a much more political show--always coming across warring civilizations and doing diplomatic missions and so forth. I suppose characters in a utopia have something in common with superheroes--they both seem godlike. One thing they don't have, though, is exciting adventures. Which is also true of ST:TNG, which is why I rarely watched it.

    DS9 I think we can dispose of as being pure claptrap.

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    1. Re:Star Trek has nothing to do with superheroes by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny
      • DS9 I think we can dispose of as being pure [psychological] claptrap.

      With all due respect, I have to disagree. The episode where Jadzia Dax has a tryst with Kurzon Dax's ex-wife was a deep and significant exploration of my need to watch hot alien chicks making out.

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    2. Re:Star Trek has nothing to do with superheroes by jafac · · Score: 2

      I think that the above post is PROOF that you can take any piece of crap, analyze it after the fact, out of context even, and read into it any old "deeper meaning" you can rationalize for it.

      I guess Movie Reviewers and Art Critics have been doing that for most of the 20th Century. . .

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    3. Re:Star Trek has nothing to do with superheroes by Tim+Doran · · Score: 2

      Well put, my friend. Profound.

  23. No.... by squeegee-me · · Score: 2, Funny

    What you experienced was UPN feeding it down to the local affiliates via satellite, but with the solar flair with an X rating on Monday, it reflected off the northern lights causing it to shift to a frequency that was able to be received by your TV while decoding the digital signal as well. Either that or a reverse Tachion pulse caused the signal to travel back in time by 24 earth hours.

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  24. Opening Credits Video here!!!! by DreamTheater · · Score: 3, Informative

    The opening credits weigh in at 26MB, but it's worth it! Almost brought a tear to my eye... http://www.enterpriseuk.tv/e-media/series/index.as p Download it here

  25. Am I the only one by wiredog · · Score: 2

    who liked DS9? It had more character developement than TNG or Voyager.

    1. Re:Am I the only one by Private+Essayist · · Score: 2
      I loved DS9. One of the things that bugged me about TOS and TNG is that whenever they arrived at a planet, the inhabitants were implied to be the same the world over. No nuances of society, just one big consistent group of folks (if sometimes painted blue or green...).


      With DS9 we finally got to see a world (Bajor) like our own: full of different viewpoints, goals, ideals. It wasn't a homogenous society, but one fractured into various points-of-views. That depth of characterization was refreshing for Star Trek.

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    2. Re:Am I the only one by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • One of the things that bugged me about TOS and TNG is that whenever they arrived at a planet, the inhabitants were implied to be the same the world over. No nuances of society, just one big consistent group of folks

      Mmm, apart from the episode where beardy Riker pulls some some deviant "chick" from an androgynous culture. Who then, admittedly, gets brainwashed back into compliance (much like the Federation do with their sinister sounding "re-education camps").

      That's the thing about Star Trek; there's very often a counter to any sweeping statement about it. Other than "Voyager was a piece of dull, lightweight, badly acted, underwritted, over deus ex machined predictable crap," of course. ;)

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    3. Re:Am I the only one by Private+Essayist · · Score: 2
      "Mmm, apart from the episode where beardy Riker pulls some some deviant "chick" from an androgynous culture. Who then, admittedly, gets brainwashed back into compliance (much like the Federation do with their sinister sounding "re-education camps")"


      An excellent example of an exception to my rule, but my point stands. For the most part, the other shows just don't have the time to show the depth and breadth of a planet's society. DS9 had the time, and I enjoyed watching the writers flesh out the possibilities.

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    4. Re:Am I the only one by KahunaBurger · · Score: 2

      Mmm, apart from the episode where beardy Riker pulls some some deviant "chick" from an androgynous culture. Who then, admittedly, gets brainwashed back into compliance (much like the Federation do with their sinister sounding "re-education camps").

      I think thats kinda the poit. there were some deviant individuals, to one overarcing planetwide culture. Its not like there were other cultures on the planet which accepted male/female roles to a greater or lesser extent - the idea that she could go elsewhere amoung her own kind was never brought up.

      To some extent, I see this as lazy but resonable when dealing with highly advanced worlds. If everyone can go half way around the world for work in the morning, there will likely be a homogenizing effect by the time they have spaceflight and such. (note that in B5, the "older" races were much more homoginous than the upstart humans). When they do this with non spacefaring worlds, I think its just plain lazy.

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    5. Re:Am I the only one by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      One of the prerequisites to Federation First Contact is a stable world government and cultural harmony.

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  26. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by moonboy · · Score: 5, Insightful



    Nice idea, but I always thought that Star Trek (the entire franchise) in all of it's incarnations, was about teamwork . It's always been about people coming together to get the job done. Regardless of color, creed, religion, etc. This is what I always loved about it. The super hero's you speak of were all flawed in some way and could not get the job done without the entire team. Everyone contributed.

    Spock (my personal favorite) had superior strength and intellect, but at times he was too logical. This was his "achilles heel". Data, was much the same.

    Capt.'s Kirk, Picard, and Janeway (pardon me forgetting the DS9 captain's name...didn't really watch it) were the leaders that pulled together the strengths of the team to get the job done, often in the most harrowing of circumstances.

    So, I think you are right about the hero part, just not the super hero part. All of the characters were hero's in their own way. They all braved the "unknown" and faced their worst fears.

    This is heroism.

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  27. Heard on the bridge by return+42 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Shields at 35 percent, Captain."

    "Captain, the enemy vessel is firing again! Shields buckling!"

    "Captain, the enemy commander is hailing us. He demands our immediate surrender."

    "Captain?"

    "Captain?!"

    "...Oh boy."

  28. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by davey23sol · · Score: 2

    Why are you guys doing this?

    There was Star Trek: The Animated Series!!

    Why am I the only one that remembers this??

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  29. I always wondered... by tycage · · Score: 4, Funny

    or to watch Superman shrug off bullets or never get hurt

    And then to watch him duck when the throw they gun at him. Why was that?

    :)

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  30. There are stills and a video clip by Mtgman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    on startrek.com It looks like this episode will be the first contact of the humans and the Klingon Empire. There is great tension in the video clip between Archer and the human commanders and the Vulcans who believe the humans aren't ready for interstellar diplomacy yet. They will obviously be proven right and the war with the Klingons will ensue as a result of Archer's actions.

    I'm looking forward to watching the episode which relates what Jean-Luc Picard later referred to as "A poorly handled first contact [which] led to decades of war with the Klingon Empire."(said in a episode where Riker and a couple of other under-cover agents investigating a planet that is a candidate for contact were discovered, don't remember the episode name, but it was a decent one)

    Steven

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    1. Re:There are stills and a video clip by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny
      • I'm looking forward to watching the episode which relates what Jean-Luc Picard later referred to as "A poorly handled first contact [which] led to decades of war with the Klingon Empire."(

      OK, but based on Voyager precedent, it'll be an honest misunderstanding that Archer will work tirelessly and earnestly to avoid and then repair.

      Compare with DS9, "Way of the Warrior" (paraphrasing slightly for effect...)

      • Gowron: Bwah ha ha, I have half the Klingon fleet with me! Surrender your station or face war!
      • Cisco: Come ahead if you think you're hard enough.
      • Gowron: ...? Er? Is this thing on? Did you hear what I said?
      • Cisco (chanting): You're going home, in a starship ambulance...

      Just once I'd have liked to have seen Voyager show that kind of panache.

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  31. Willing to give it a chance, but . . . by hardburn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm really willing to give this series a chance. I don't think Voyager was "horrible" like a lot of people do, though it certainly wasn't as great as Next Gen or even DS9. Does anybody beleive that if this show gets canceled, there will be a massive fan mail campain like there was when the orginal series was on the chopping board? I don't think there will be.

    The inheiriters to Gene's vision get two more chances to save Star Trek from destruction. The first is the "Enterprise" series, and the second is the new upcoming movie. Fortunatly for them, the next movie is an even-numbered one (odd-numbered trek movies have been cursed since the first one, while even numbered ones are great).

    One bad omen: Some of the promotional ads for "Enterprise" are using some pop crap for background music. Star Trek has a perfectly good composer, Jerry Goldsmith, who is as good as Star War's John Williams. They really ought to USE HIM! When "Enterprise" comes on, and I hear the opening credits being sung by N'Sync, I will shut off the TV, rip the tape out of the VCR, and burn it (the tape, not the VCR . . . on second thought, the VCR goes, too).

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  32. CmdrTaco: Get thee a Dish! by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 2

    Hit Dish Network's web site, find your local dealer, haul ass over there, buy whatever receiver model amuses you (I'd pick between the HDTV and PVR versions), and get it hooked up and activated before 8pm. It's doable. (Sears sells them under the JVC name too, but an independent dealer is probably better.) Dish Network carries TWO UPN stations in their Superstations package (and THREE WBs!), so even if one of them is playing some lame sports game instead of Trek you're covered. I've been a Dish subscriber for almost 5 years. Highly recommended. You can probably get the Detroit network stations too, or better yet, the NY/LA East/West combo if you're not in a local broadcast area. You will need line-of-sight to the southwest (in Michigan), 30 degree angle IIRC.

  33. Will the real Scott Bakula please stand up? by somethingwicked · · Score: 2
    Ankou writes: "'Enterprise' premieres tonight on UPN. Scott Backula, you may remember him in as the lead role of 'Quantum Leap',

    MAY remember him???

    Besides the spelling error, I SERIOUSLY doubt anyone who reads /. doesn't know who Scott Bakula played. *grin*

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  34. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by davey23sol · · Score: 2

    BTW... 22 shows..


    http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/trekkies/amtrek.htm l

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  35. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by tb3 · · Score: 2

    hard science Huh? You mean warp drive, dilithium crystals, force fields, transporters, phasers, time travel, artifical gravity, sound in space, or aliens speaking english? Star Trek has some good qualities, but adhering to science isn't one of them.

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  36. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by jazman_777 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Shatner is a skilled actor


    He's an even better singer. His version of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" leaves me speechless.

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  37. How to pick up local stations in a pinch by HongPong · · Score: 3, Informative
    I discovered last weekend that I stopped getting UPN. Who knows when, since I've never needed it before. So I will be missing it, and crying in chair, while mumbling curses directed at my cable provider.

    I have employed the following method to varying degrees of success. I suggest to CT and anyone else who needs broadcast stations to simply unfold a paper clip and jam it in the coaxial pin hole. On a regular analog television you'll be able to get strong local stations if you aren't within heavy walls. A lengthy bit of wire also works. I don't know if slashdot's very proprietor would be willing to lower himself to the paper clips, but hey...

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  38. Give it a chance. It may surprise you. by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Okay, I'm not the most objective individual on this subject, and I really didn't like the direction Trek went after Gene died, and the odds are, if you didn't like Voyager or DS9, you won't like Enterprise, because it's the same creative team.

    However, before we premiered Next Generation, we were dismissed pretty much out of hand before anyone had seen a single episode...and we ended up running for 10 years, not sucking most of the time, IMHO.

    So I'll be watching, excited as hell that there's new Trek on TV, and hoping against hope that it doesn't suck.

    1. Re:Give it a chance. It may surprise you. by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      The odd thing is that many fans feel the third season of TOS is best, which was after Gene backed off a little and had help.

      TNG got better and better throughout it's run, IMO, although it's a shame what they did to your character.

      However, I really think Berman et. al. are starting to "get it", and Enterprise has a real chance. Yes, Voyager sucked; but I think they understand why.

      If they can just avoid time travel, and REMEMBER that they don't have a Prime Directive, maybe they can recreate what made TOS great. Let's give 'em a chance.

      (Of course, Wil, you know that the folks who hate DS9 and Voyager usually hate you, too, and will use your endorsement as another reason to hate Enterprise, right? :-) )

    2. Re:Give it a chance. It may surprise you. by Coz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmmm... this gives ideas for the next big net pool...

      - Odds on Berman inviting Wheaton to be a guest star?

      - Odds that that guest star is a villain?

      - Odds that it's not even the leader-villain, but some kind of flunky-villain who hangs around and follows the leader?

      - Odds that the flunky-villain dies a particularly horrible death? (Say, explosive decompression?)

      Hmmm... from my probability courses, the odds on that first one make the rest almost sure bets... once the first comes to pass.

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    3. Re:Give it a chance. It may surprise you. by Midnight+Ryder · · Score: 2

      The odd thing is that many fans feel the third season of TOS is best, which was after Gene backed off a little and had help.

      Third season has some good episodes, but it also contains some of the worst. Does "Spock's Brain" ring a bell? (I can HEAR the groans of most TOS fans from here just at the mention of the episode!) But I kinda wonder if it was Gene letting go of his baby a bit, or if it had more to do with the character development occuring naturally (as with TNG, etc.), and with the writers finally learning a bit of what worked, and taking the time to get some consistency and deeper work into it.

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    4. Re:Give it a chance. It may surprise you. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      Hey Wil, neat site. But scary stuff: is this true? "Later on we found out that 8 years ago, he was not only booed on stage, but he actually had death threats". Fuck, that can't be nice (even if they're from 44 year old virgins who live with their parents)

      This cracked me up: "He said he would have LOVED to have had a cameo in Galaxy Quest as a crazed fan being right in the face of the kid telling him how much he hated him on the show!". And yet "your" character, Laredo, was presented as a fan favourite. How the times they do change... ;)

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  39. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remember, too, the other series currently under development -- Star Trek: People Hut.

    My group is working with the Paramount trek development group -- so some of this is subject to change -- but we're aiming 'People Hut' at folks who (unlike the original poster) believes that Star Trek is about people crammed in a small, metallic space -- a space within "deep space," you might say. We do, at any rate.

    Anyway, we're also currently brainstorming and working with the Roddenberry tech-dev wing at Paramount, but People Hut -- tentatively -- is set to premier in 2004. We're thinking about taking a group of unemployed air traffic controllers -- the ones fired by Reagan about 20 years ago -- who have all sorts of dreams and longings for deep space.

    People Hut, literally, would start in the living room of one the unemployed controllers and would focus in on the lives of these folks as they get closer to building their own little ship. (Sort of like 'Salvage One' from a long time ago -- you remember that? With Andy Griffith? And the girl that was in 'Escape from Witch Mountain'? They built a ship that looked like a thimble with a balloon on it and then zoomed off for various missions.)

    Anyway, our 'ST:PH' would chronicle the lives of these dreamers. The ups and the downs of family life -- what it would mean, in other words, to be a dreamer in the era of the Reaganomics -- and how those dreams impact everyone emotionally.

    Eventually they would christen their Sunday evening meeting the 'People Hut' where anyone -- not just unemployed air traffic controllers -- would come and chat about hopes, dreams, and deep space.

    One guy -- we're not sure who -- wins the lottery in Michigan (this is pre-Power Ball, remember) and then realizes that, at long last, his dreams have a bit of financial backing behind them.

    (We're thinking the lottery pay out would be around 12-15 million -- enough to build a ship and possibly hire some then-hot-shot Soviet scientists to defect and investigate various means of plasma transport -- the stuff that the Soviets were rumored to be working on before the break-up of the USSR.)

    Probably midway through the first season they'll launch the People Hut -- PH001 -- and go on a few adventures. Maybe check out the moon a little bit more -- pick up some of the trash left behind by the previous lunar missions -- and really try to clean things up. ST:PH -- if all goes according to plan -- will have a strong socio-economic context.

    If anyone is interested, I can detail a couple more advantures. Remember, lots of this is still under development. No green lights yet. Robert Downey, Jr is tentatively slated to play Captain O'Malley -- a grizzed Irish guy who invested his entire life in air-traffic control.

  40. A visit from Mr. Spock perhaps? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not too familiar with the Star Trek universe but I enjoy watching the various shows now and then. One thing I have learned is that Vulcans have a pretty long lifespan. IE, Mr. Tuvok from Voyager also served under Sulu from a couple human generations ago.

    My question is this: since Vulcans live so long, is there any chance that Mr. Spock could make a cameo appearance on Enterprise? I have no idea how old Mr. Spock is, so I could be way off base.

    1. Re:A visit from Mr. Spock perhaps? by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 2

      Nope.

      In "Journey to Babel", McCoy said that Spock's father was (I think) 104 years old in Kirk's time. I figured if "Enterprise" was 100 years earlier, we might see Sarek as a kid.

      However, now, it seems, "Enterprise" is set 150 years earlier, so Sarek hasn't been born yet.

  41. Re:yea i lost UPN too by Geekwad · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, now that I'm in college, I'm not in an area that has EVER had UPN.. but never fear.. The local WB will encore every UPN episode on saturday night. Excellent. -- So check around, there may be a network that does this in your area.

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  42. Download the opening and closing scenes... by antdude · · Score: 2

    Right here, but I think those two download sites are overloaded! I believe the video file is in MPEG format. I still can't download from either site. :(

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  43. Trek V: GenX in space? by peter303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Star Trek universe is the reflection of our
    universe, with science fiction props to
    illuminate understanding of ourselves. The 35 years
    of shows- more like 45 if you include the initial
    scripts and lifetime of the fifth series- span at
    least three cultural generations of Americans:
    The pre-boomers, the baby boomer yuppies, and now
    the GenX. The show has always focused on 30-something
    adults of the era it was filmed.

    The orignal trek series was like "Combat in Space"
    or the generation of the baby boomers. They even
    made fun of boomer culture like hippies and
    peacniks in some of the episodes. The pre-boomers
    were conventional, pro-establishment types.

    The second and third series, New Generation and
    Deep Space Nine, were "Yuppies in Space" or pure
    baby boomer. The main characters were educated,
    priviledged and aloof. The fourth series, Voyager, was
    transitional with late-boomer officers and a GenX junior crew.
    The independence of the latter was a source of conflict in the show.

    Andromeda is the first all-GenX sci-fi show.
    GenX'ers are more creative and independent and
    fully tech savy. I presume the fifth Trek series
    will be another GenX series.

    1. Re:Trek V: GenX in space? by davey23sol · · Score: 4, Funny

      DAMN IT!

      Mod this down if you will, but this is *NOT* the FIFTH Trek series.. this is the *SIXTH* trek series.

      You can see the episode guide of Star Trek: The Animated Series here.

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    2. Re:Trek V: GenX in space? by InfoVore · · Score: 2, Interesting
      GenX'ers are more creative and independent and fully tech savy.

      You ARE kidding, right? Just because a few million kids learned to download mp3s and surf the web, you are more tech savy than earlier generations? I have news for you, EVERY generation has had their tech-savy core. That core is always surrounded by a larger but less knowledgeable group of enthusiasts. The technology varies by generation. In the 20s it was AC electricity, in the 30s it was radio, the 40s were automobiles & aircraft, the 50s were TV, the 60's were transistor electronics and space tech, the 70s were integrated circuit electronics, the 80s were personal computers, the 90s were the Internet.

      In each generation for the last one hundred years there was a core technology which transformed people's quality of life. In each generation, there are new and interesting technologies which capture the imagination of that generation. In each generation, there existed a core of young and enthusiastic developers and early users of that technology. The only thing changing is the technology.

      It is arrogance, hubris, and ignorance of the highest order to assume that THIS generation is more "tech savy" than earlier generations.

      Those who ignore history, are doomed to sound foolish.

      IV

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  44. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by Syberghost · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course it is. A lot of great Space Opera is.

    Spock and Data are pikers compared to Kim Kinnison, and the ones who've gained "godlike power" all leave the series.

    Sisko's "power" is hearing voices in his head, but even that makes him a step above the average man.

    But isn't that the point? From Gilgamesh to Robin Hood to Dartagnan to Michael Knight, western literature is about heroes. It always has been, and the best of it still continues to be.

  45. Re:blalock nude by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    Still closer...
    You could just pick up this month's Maxim (at least the U.S. edition), which features Jolene Blaylock and will probably be a little easier to conceal from your wife. :-)

    ~Philly

  46. Enola Gay by dpilot · · Score: 2

    Others have mentioned named aircraft in a rather anonymous way, but there is one whose name is well-remembered.

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  47. Since you've seen it already by WinDoze · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it begin with Scott Bakula "leaping" into the body of a starship captain, only to be confronted by a screaming Klingon and sighing "Oh boy"?

  48. Interpretive Dance by nhavar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love it. See Star Trek in all it's forms is really a peice of art. Normal shows aren't because at the end of the show everyone talks and they've basically all see the same movie. The interpretation will be identical. True art gets interpreted differently by each individual viewer based on something inside the viewer that the piece of art speaks to. I've heard the interpretation of Star Trek described as "Self, EGO, ID (Freud)", "the three stooges", "racism", "team work (the three muskateers)", "hero worship", "morality play", "wwf".... I think it's hilarious how many different ways people can interpret and read things into the Star Trek franchise. Of course there are the people who can't just leave things at entertainment value and who must always search for "the deeper meaning". And of course sometimes there is a purposeful "deeper meaning".

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  49. Engineering space on aircraft by dpilot · · Score: 2

    Nor did the PT boats. One needs to look at the mission here. PT boats and aircraft are both designed for short or short-ish missions, and therefore come home for the type of care that you need an engineering space for.

    Carriers, battleships, destroyers, and the like stay at sea for weeks or months. They have to be capable of greater repairs on-the-spot.

    But there was at least one aircraft that had 'engineering space', the B36. It had walkways through the wings, and sufficient space around each of its 6 prop engines. You could take one engine offline, feather its prop, and do some fairly extensive work on it while airborne.

    It depends on the mission.

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  50. Re:yea i lost UPN too by mach-5 · · Score: 2

    Get out your coat-hangers, our UPN channel is also available through the air as well as on cable. So, you may be able to go old fashioned and pick up the station. If you are really desperate, and you find that your "local" UPN affiliate broadcasts from further away, you can run to Radio Shack or Home Depot and pick up a little directional antennae with more gain for fairly cheap.

  51. Not much faith in the new series' success by alumshubby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not too long ago, a fellow Trekker and I discussed the prospect of a series based 150 years BTOS (before The Original Series), and we we both dicouraged when we saw our first view of the NX-01 -- clearly much more advanced-looking than even the post-refit NCC-1701 of Star Trek -- The Motion Picture.

    I vaguely recall seeing now and again in a series espisode or movie some passing references to earlier, pre-Constitution-class Enterprises, all the way back to the USN aircraft carrier and beyond. Some of those designs, while not terribly inspiring visually, still conveyed a sense of foraying into the unfamiliar.

    Coming from an earlier, less technologically sophisticated era, the ship should have looked less rather than more streamlined and fluid, even a bit clunky, conveying visually the idea of less advanced starship design in the earlier era. The production-design people have gotten this basic concept completely backwards. To make an analogy in terms of US naval warships, it's as if somebody wanted to make a movie about the sinking of the USS Maine in Havana harbor, but lacking any pre-World-War-II battleships because they'd all been sunk at Pearl Harbor or scrapped at the end of the war, the movie's producers used an ultramodern Aegis guided-missile cruiser as a stand-in and hoped nobody would notice or care.

    By violating the canon, the series' producers have made a conscious fundamental goof with the biggest visual element of the series, presumably just to have some cooler eye candy. Maybe they'll suck in a younger generation of viewers this way, but to my mind, they've forgotten to "dance with them that brung'em," as we used to put it in Texas. And that kind of egregiously flawed decision making on such a basic, early choice gives me little reason to expect the other aspects of the series to be any better than a rehash of other Star Trekism.

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    1. Re:Not much faith in the new series' success by dkh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Its not really all that shocking or disturbing. Capabilities and sensibilities of what looks "right" change over time. Have you watched an episode of TOS lately? If they made a show that, with nearly 35 years perspective, looked "older" and more "primative" then the original show, it wouldn't stand a chance, people would think some high school kids were screwing around with a camera.

      Its ficition, it requires a certain suspension of disbelief. They changed the klingon's appearance and everyone survived that and manage to put that great sudden anatomical shift out of mind. Its about the story.

      Unfortunately, it is about the story, and while TOS looks primative from todays standards the storys were actually quite good, and if not good, at least somewhat unique. TNG and Voyager were just pathetic in their reliance on the same tired plot devices and spending nearly all their time explaining why they couldn't do somehting that we had seen their technology easily over come in the past.

      Maybe this one will bring back some interesting stories. I'm pessimistic though, I loath time travel stories, at least those that aren't done "right", Voyager never did them right.

    2. Re:Not much faith in the new series' success by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • we we both dicouraged when we saw our first view of the NX-01 -- clearly much more advanced-looking than even the post-refit NCC-1701

      The TOS era CA was never intended to enter an atmosphere (except for the saucer section being used an emergency "crash then walk away" lifeboat). At the time that it was conceived, deliberately not streamlining it was a stunningly bold concept. In that context, the Intrepid class was a step back to the "old fashioned" streamlined design shown in the NX ship.

      All that said... I completely agree. The NX ship looks totally wrong. In fact, it looks like an ADB New Light Cruiser from Star Fleet Battles. Wrong, wrong, wrong! Ick! Eww!

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  52. Other reviews of the Premiere by Cy+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

    WIRED: Star Trek: Bakula to the Future

    Scripps/Howard: Operation: Enterprise

    The San Francisco Examiner: Living in the now

    New York Daily News: Bakula's Bold New 'Enterprise'

    Also, MAXIM's cover girl this month is Jolene Blalock, who plays Vulcan Sub Commander T'Pol. Presumably this is the same T'Pol that in ST:TOS Amok Time oversees Spock's Pon Farr ceremony. Many of the Trek fan site are speculating on just how long it will be before her character experiences the Pon Farr with no Vulcan males around and only Capt. Archer present to address her needs.

    1. Re:Other reviews of the Premiere by Wonko42 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Actually, the Vulcan who oversaw Spock's Pon Farr ceremony was T'Pau.

      And isn't it only Vulcan males who experience Pon Farr? In The Search For Spock, Saavik tells David that Pon Farr is the Vulcan male puberty, which implies that it does not happen in female Vulcans. Or perhaps female Vulcans go through a seperate, but similar type of thing?

  53. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by startled · · Score: 2

    I agree that it's about people who are larger than life, but I strongly disagree with your exclusion of Kirk (and for that matter, Picard). Kirk was the quintessential frontier hero, the swaggering, brawling Tom Sawyer. Spock is obviously essential, but the series clearly expressed he wasn't the "born leader" type as Kirk was.

    ST:TNG was great because it completely transformed that world view. Instead of the frontiersman, we have the intellectual, the dramatist. He's no superhero, he's more human than human-- it's no coincidence that they cast someone who'd done a remarkable amount of Shakespeare.

    Admittedly, compared to these superhuman captains and superpowerful sidekicks, the latest ST characters have been quite dull. The problem isn't a lack of superpowers, though-- you can have a strong hero without any explicitly non-human abilities.

  54. formats and universes by KahunaBurger · · Score: 2

    Would I love to see a B5-style story done in the Star Trek universe? Hell yeah. I'd love to see a B5-style story run in any universe -- it was a great example of a style of storytelling which we're drastically lacking.

    Funny thing is, now that the 4 season arc* is over, I'd now like to see a star trek or even outer limits type story in the B5 universe. The grand theme was great, now lets see an anthology type show delving into the little moments in the less explored areas, organizations and charecters.

    *don't even try to tell me there were five seasons, I can't HEAR YOU LALALALA!

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  55. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by jandrese · · Score: 2

    Everyone else blocked it mentally.

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  56. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by davey23sol · · Score: 2

    First of all, what the heck *IS* Star Trek cannon?? The continuity changes every episode!

    Second, I have been told by people that know better than me that certain continuity regarding Spock revealed on TAS has been followed.

    So.. you have to do better...

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  57. Please! by Adnans · · Score: 2

    Let that title song of be a one-off one?! I mean, who wants to listen to a crappy Bon Jovi style theme song everytime an episode starts?!! :)

    -adnans

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  58. BATMAN! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2

    Hey, heroes can be made by wit, daring and bravery, not just by gamma rays and the planet Krypton. One word: Batman.

    Semi-low-tech environment. Cowboy attitude. Sounds familiar.

    Oh yeah, this could be a good thing.

    -grendel drago

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  59. Well, Duh by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

    It's very simple, they puts the characters in extraordinary circumstances against unrealistic odds and 9 times out of 10 every important character needs to be alive at the end of the day. Without superior abilities everyone of those ships would have been destroyed before the end of their first season.

    Human beings simply aren't suited to the Star Trek universe unless they can pull out the Hand of God(TM) in the form of alien powers or uber tech to save their asses every once in a while.

    Also the series provide a framework for telling lots of different stories. Some about people in a serious and realistic way. Others are just excuses for huge space battles. Once in a while they even have insightful satire of modern concerns. I think it's hard to say that the series as a whole are actually about anything. To me they seem more like a vehicle for invention that gets used in many different ways.

  60. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 2

    I think what you're looking for is *interesting* characters, not necessarily superhuman ones.

    The problems with Deep Space 9 and Voyager were not because their 'superheroes' were weak, but that they just weren't interesting enough, and the few interesting characters that did exist could not carry the show all by themselves.

    The original series had interesting characters from the beginning (and TV standards then, it must be said, were more lax.) Next Generation stumbled for a while before the writers came up with ways to make the cast -- especially Picard -- interesting people to watch.

    Andromeda is good show, and it seems to fit your 'superhero' theory well -- absolutely every member of the crew has some exceptional ability. But none of them are able to easily defeat what comes at them, and in the end none of them are exceptional members of the universe in which they live. Their abilities make them *interesting*, that's all.
    Are the crew members of Enterprise interesting? I'll find out tonight. But personally, my biggest gripe with the Star Trek universe has never been with their characterization; I couldn't stand the moralistic plots, outrageous plot twists, and insultingly stupid technobabble. I'm interested to see if Enterprise can get over those problems that have plagued Star Trek for years.

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  61. Re:poorly handled first contact... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    Supposedly the insulting part is where Archer insists on putting the poor Klingon on life support and returning him to Qo'onos. Had the Klingon been left to properly die, wouldn't have been a problem.

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  62. How many times has this exact comment been posted? by John+Harrison · · Score: 5, Informative
    I don't even think this guy came up with it! This is an amazing case of karma grabbing!

    Here is an earlier copy of this same post by another user.

    I am amazaed that the /. community is so quick to mod up repeat posts like this while at the same time jumping all over the editors if a story goes up twice. At least the editors aren't repeating stuff on purpose.

    Maybe we should all be on the lookout for the next Star Trek story to go up. We can race to see who can copy and paste this superhero post the fastest and earn precious karma. It could be a "superhero first post" contest.

    Of course, maybe the post is GPL'ed, in which case this reuse is all ok. :)

  63. Tuesday Premiere - Calgary, Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Also saw it premiere last night in Calgary, Alberta. Would like to see it again but do not get UPN.

    As always, it's hard to tell from the premiere how the show will turn out. When I think back to the original Star Trek and to Next Generation, the early shows turn out, in reptrosect, to look terribly unpolished compared to later episodes.

    I was not much into Next Generation until well into the second year but episodes in later years turned out to be some of the finest television ever, as was true of the original series.

    The key to the success of Enterprise will be the acting (especially the development of the characters) and what social commentary the producers can weave into the episodes - why I like the original series so much even to this day. That is why(the original) Star Trek and Next Generation were so "successful" and that other shows much less so.

    As for the comments re the "latest" Enterprise looking too streamlined and developed, chalk that up to advances in production. It's hard to go backwards once each new standard is set.

    Overall rating: has potential and only time (and good writing) will tell. Good start though and Bakula is an enlightened choice.

    A hint: check out the pictures hanging on the wall behind Bakula in one or two scenes.

    Final comment about our newest Vulcan: what a rack!

  64. Re:Not "Low-Tech" Enough, P2P Sneakery by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What do you expect? We've pretty much progressed further in the thirty years since ST:TOS than they thought we would in three hundred years. Prime example: They didn't have the concept of LEDs or computer monitors back then. Hence, lots of switches, dials and chaser lights for feedback. Ooops. Also, ST:TOS was low-budget. Roddenberry wanted a film projecter behind each of the screens ringing the bridge, for cool animated readouts and library computer accesses. Until he found out a) that 12 projectors required, by union contract, 12 projectionists and b) how much one projectionist cost, let alone 12. Ooops.

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  65. Re: some kind of Air Navy by CodeShark · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Long time sci-fi tradition. Observe:
    • Space = a 3D Ocean
      the medium in which things travel, battles take place, etc.
    • Planet = land masses
      Things that you go to for whatever reason,{trade, conquest, negotiating, R&R, etc.}
    • Stations = Outposts
      Smaller, strategically placed defensive or trade locations (DS-9, Babylon 5, etc.)
    • Capital "launching" ships=Aircraft Carriers
      Not so much on the Star Trek Series, but Galactica, Star Wars, some on B5)
    • Large Spacecraft="ships of the line"
      For example NCC-1701A = Constellation Class Cruiser, NCC-1701D= Galaxy Class Cruiser although they probably more closely fit the current definition & capabilities of a battleship, Voyager might be the rough equivalent of a small cruiser or large frigate, DS-9's Defiant is probably most like a Destroyer, but if equipped w/Cloaking technology becomes an attack submarine,
    • the runabouts, fighters, etc. correspond to PT-Boats and launched fighter aircraft, and finally
    • Photon torpedoes = Explosive ordinance (torpedoes or large shells, phasers = bullet type weapons
    Put all the ships together and you have a fleet, (for example the USA's Atlantic Fleet, based mainly out of NYNY and Norfolk, VA, or the USA's Pacific Fleet, based out of Pearl Harbor, San Diego & Seattle). This is different from the USAF where the divisions are more by the mission of a particular type of aircraft, i.e SAC = Strategic Air Command, MAC = Military Airlift Command & TAC = Tactical Air Command, etc.

    There are probably a dozen more analogues, but you get the idea.

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  66. Re: Canada often gets Star Trek 1st by WebCowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Heh heh...and we got to see the the sexy vulcan chick and the engineer slather cold, wet, slippery de-contamination gel on each other 1st too...woo hoo! (judjing from T'Pol's umm..."thermometers"...it must've been cold...heh heh)...but I digress...

    Interestingly enough, it seems to be a tradition to show Star Trek shows a day in advance in Canada...

    When the original series was first played, the CBC received and broadcast their print of each episode one day prior to it's debut in the US. Subsequent series were syndicated and shown on various other independent networks and stations, sometimes a day in advance. I remember DS9 and Voyager in particular being shown here the day before it was on a US station.

  67. Re:Stealing my idea by slickwillie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When STNG first came out, I thought it would be cool to have a series showing what it would be like to be a rookie at the lowest rank on the Enterprise. Stuff like replicators that didn't always work right: "I wanted a Gornburger, not this Klingon worm crap.". Or low resolution holodecks. Or "Do I smell burning ham - or did Kirk singe himself again? Hey, what's with this red uniform?"

  68. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 2

    Wasn't that supposed to be "Akbar and Jeff: People Hut"?

  69. Craft design by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's as if
    somebody wanted to make a movie about the sinking of the USS Maine in Havana harbor, but lacking any pre-World-War-II
    battleships ... , the movie's producers used an ultramodern Aegis guided-missile cruiser as a stand-in and hoped nobody would notice or care.


    Amusingly, the real Aegis missile cruiser design was originally criticized on the grounds that it didn't have enough weapons showing. Aegis ships use a vertical launch system, nothing of which is visible except a small hatch on the deck. No bristling missile launchers like USSR ships of that era. Members of Congress actually berated the Navy about this.


    The same thing happened with submarines in the 1950s. There was considerable resistance to building submarines that looked like bland cylinders. Nautilus, the first nuclear sub, still had a destroyerlike deck. All later US Navy subs, though, were dull, boring, but effective tubes.


    In battleships, the most attractive design ever was the streamlined Yamato of WWII. The designers claimed that the streamlining was to keep the shock waves from the 18-inch guns from damaging the ship. The Yamato, like most WWII battleships, didn't accomplish much militarily, and was sunk by aircraft in 1945.


    Once a technology is far enough along that
    a broad range of workable designs are possible,
    there's no obvious correlation between a finished-looking design and when the artifact was built.


    Look at rockets. The V-2 was the most nicely shaped rocket ever built. Since then, rockets are almost always simple tubes. But look at the Space Shuttle at launch, the wierdest collection of big shapes ever to fly.

  70. Star Trek was a MORALITY PLAY by DG · · Score: 2

    The Original Series Star Trek really had nothing at all to do with superheroes or the like. It was Gene's morality play, a means of examining 20th century problems and issues.

    The whole space travel thing was just to make it easier for the settings of each issue to be different each week - a new planet, a new problem to be examined. And each of those problems reflecting a problem relating to the 1960's - racism, war (cold and overt), the place of technology in society, and so on and so forth.

    Ever notice how all other worlds in the Trek universe are so one-note?

    Even the characters were broken down into metaphors - Spock was cold science and reason, McCoy emotion and compassion, and Kirk was Everyman, walking a line between the two.

    Some have even broken this down on Freudian lines, with each of the Big Three representing Ego, Superego, and Id.

    It was never intended to be taken at face value, any more than Aesop intended one to believe in talking foxes.

    The later series lost track of this (especially Voyager) and degenerated into parodies of themselves - although DS9 managed to have a pretty powerful story arc, once it found its centre.

    It'll be interesting to see where this series goes.

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  71. Re:Star Trek is about Superheros... by On+Lawn · · Score: 2

    From the constant ribbing Kirk gives to Spock, and the way Spock takes it, one would get the impression that Spock generally loses. I don't know of a posting or mentioning anywhere their play stats.

    Also, Kirk and Spock have always fought to a draw. There were times that their was an escape before the conclusion (like you mention) or where the conclusion was a contrived part of the plan (Amok Time) but that Kirk seemed to last indefinately against Spock means to me it was a draw.

  72. Bit of a Review of Pilot (with partial spoilers) by Quarterly+Editor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Enterprise debuted here in Calgary on Tuesday night, and I was impressed with the pilot.

    For my background, I never enjoyed the original series, and found TNG much improved after Gene passed away and the Berman team took over.

    The intro song has, for the first time, WORDS! This was startling and disappointing, until I found myself liking the song. Anyone heard it before?

    We are provided with a glipse of post-First Contact politics. This includes a growing resentment of the Vulcans for with-holding technology and a passionate desire to be atonomous as a sepecies. This is especially evident after an accidental first contact with the Klingons. The Vulcans themselves appear to be a bit "off", in that they are not as 'emotionless' and they are obvious manipulators of the human leaders.

    New technology abounds in the form of phasers, transporters, medical supplies and other things I can't recall.

    The new ship is rushed into a mission early into the episode, and this quickly scuttles what up to that point was helpful character and relationship development.

    I enjoyed seeing the new set and costumes. The camera views the character much closer in than the previous series, likely b/c the feeling of smaller quarters is desired. I enjoyed seeing a necktie for once in a star trek series (that wasn't from the hologram or time-travelling mission).

    The plot was usual star trek, with 1st act that includes intro of Conflict #1, the external conflict; Conflict #2, the internal conflict; and quite often including last night Conflict #3, the Bigger Picture slash sure to be a recurring Conflict; followed by a partial resolution of conflicts which quickly becomes much much worse (the 1 step forward, 2 steps back plot); then acts of heroism, technological wonder, and unexplained scientific/human ingenuity makes everything better, or at least mostly better.

    Other noteworthy bits:

    The discovery of the ship's "sweet spot", which I hoped would lead to a committed explanation of artificial gravity

    Stopping on (planet began with R, I think this is where Troy and Riker spent a weekend, or something like that?). Sort of an underground brothel/strip club.

    The intro of the Suliban race, a shapeshifting race that appears to be the worker bees for a Temporal Cold War

    The Klingon homeworld, called Chronos... why? Did I miss something during TNG and DS9? How is it that the Klingons can live without electricity, but can still fly at high warp speed.

    Anyway, Enjoy the pilot,

    Dennis

  73. No UPN? Here are your alternatives. by fm6 · · Score: 5, Informative
    I discovered last weekend that I stopped getting UPN. Who knows when, since I've never needed it before. So I will be missing it, and crying in chair, while mumbling curses directed at my cable provider.
    UPN syndicates its shows in markets with no local affiliate. Usually broadcast on the weekend after the network showing. Go to ClickTV and search for "Bakula". Don't search for "Enterprise", you'll get a zillion rerun hits.

    If you're still blacked out (as in Holland, MI -- sorry Rob), I'd suggest contacting all the local stations that carry a lot of syndicated content. That sort of agitation is rather appropriate -- the first Star Trek series lasted an extra season because of it.

    Not that I really care about "Enterprise". I seem to be the only slashdotter who realizes that this will be a dud. Same "creative" team as Voyager, even more potential for logic-free stories. (The bad guys are time travellers, for crissakes! Every time the writers get stuck, they'll declare a pardox.) But it is essential that all America should witness Buffy's return from the dead!

  74. The Grammar Nazis Win! by fm6 · · Score: 2
    "And we'll be able to explore those strange new worlds ... and seek out new life and new civilizations," said Cochrane, in a recorded speech given 32 years after the end of First Contact. "This engine will let us go boldly ... where no man has gone before."
    They unsplit my favorite split infinitive! It's a said day.
  75. Re:space above and beyond by Cybrex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I couldn't agree more. Like the t-shirt sez, "Space: No cute robots, no friendly aliens, no holodecks, NO MERCY!"

    It had its share of first season flaws, but they were much fewer and far between than the first seasons of ANY of the Trek series. The characters were also fleshed out much more, and the series as a whole displayed far superior storytelling.

    I tend to favor darker plots, and some episodes of Space were disturbingly grim. These also tended to be the episodes where the show really shined.

    Besides, Vansen was a babe (Co-ed bunks? Works for me!) and the fighters looked totally badass.

    -Cybrex

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  76. That Vulcan female by fm6 · · Score: 2

    Spelling issues aside, it's my understanding that the the original concept had this Vulcan being the same character as the lady from "Amok Time". They later decided to make her a separate character.

  77. Age does not wither Mr. Spock. by fm6 · · Score: 2

    Age is just not an issue. ST writers rely more and more on time travel gimmicks these days. So in the event (alas, unlikely) that Nimoy decides to make an appearance, we just have to send the Enterprise-Null through a time warp, so they can help him finish the democratization of Romulus. How long has that thing been hanging fire?

  78. Re:Are YOU a Karma whore? by sacherjj · · Score: 2

    Actually they won't. Since you posted, you cannot moderate. Good try though. :)

  79. Re:Bit of a Review of Pilot (with partial spoilers by Midnight+Ryder · · Score: 2

    The intro song has, for the first time, WORDS! This was startling and disappointing, until I found myself liking the song. Anyone heard it before?


    I haven't seen the show yet (I'll be watching it in the theater tonight. Yes, theater - one of the local stations made a deal with a local place to show it on the big screen - COOL!), but, I've seen the intro - the song is Rod Stewart's "Faith Of The Heart". Not typically my style, but, it fits the concept of Enterprise fairly well, and is one of his better works.

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  80. Re:Bit of a Review of Pilot (with partial spoilers by glenmark · · Score: 2, Informative
    The intro song has, for the first time, WORDS! This was startling and disappointing, until I found myself liking the song. Anyone heard it before?

    Have to admit that I felt a bit uneasy hearing a popsong in the trailer. Although "Magic Carpet Ride" was used to good effect in First Contact.


    However, technically, this is not the first time lyrics have been associated with a Star Trek theme song. According to Steve E. Whitfield's excellent book, The Making of Star Trek, Roddenberry penned lyrics for the original them, although they were not used.


    The lyrics are as follows:


    Beyond

    The rim of star-light

    My love

    Is wand'ring in star flight

    I know

    He'll find in star-clustered reaches

    Love,

    Strange love a star woman teaches

    I know

    His journey end never

    His star trek

    Will go on forever.

    But tell him

    While he wanders his starry sea

    Remember, remember me.


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  81. Maximized! by fm6 · · Score: 2
    Also, MAXIM's [maxim.com] cover girl this month is Jolene Blalock,
    Right now, the webmaster at Maxim Pharmaceuticals is scratching his head, 'cause their web site stats are spiking for no particular reason. If you want to know what a semi-naked Vulcan looks like, go to maximonline.com.

    And be ashamed. I have as dirty a mind as the next geek, but this business of hiring people on the sex appeal is another Bad Sign. OK, Jeri Ryan is a decent actress (though not as good as Jennifer Lien). But every time she pranced on camera in those high heels and that body stocking, I wanted to scream. Hey Janeway, how come the Maquis converts have to wear uniforms, but not the Borg? Hey Borg collective, how come you got rid of her extra hand and eye, but not ... no, don't go there.

  82. Music by niloroth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, so far the opening was rather good, with hte exception of the music. I was not sure if I was suposed to pull out my old Poison World Tour shirt, and light my lighter, or head to Audiogalaxy and download one of the old ones to play over it. I always sort of liked the fact that the opening songs had not lyrics. hopefully this was just for the premier.

    Justin

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  83. Re:Bit of a Review of Pilot (with partial spoilers by kindbud · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Roddenberry penned lyrics for the original them, although they were not used.

    For good reason.

    The lyrics are as follows:

    The Vogons may have something to worry about.

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  84. Reruns? by Bill+Daras · · Score: 2

    For some reason I thought it was going to be on at 9pm, so when I woke up from a nap around that time, I found that I had missed it.

    Will the pilot be re-run before next week's ep? I'd like to see it before I dive into the rest of the series.

    Thanks

  85. Re:Stealing my idea by slickwillie · · Score: 2

    I guess I missed it, was it a NG episode?

  86. Iwant the monolouge by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    I really wanted to hear Scott do the "Space the final fontier bit..."!

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  87. Re:Bit of a Review of Pilot (with partial spoilers by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
    • I was impressed with the pilot [...] I never enjoyed the original series, and found TNG much improved after Gene passed away and the Berman team took over. [...]

    Thanks for the context! It really helps; I am now utterly convinced that I'd rather gouge out an eyeball and scrape my thumbnail around in the socket rather than watch Enterprise.

    All I can hope for now is that Comic Book Guy will agree with me...

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  88. Re:Klingon homeworld by connorbd · · Score: 2

    The "kr" pronunciation actually is a corrupted pronunciation of a sound that's something like a guttural (ch in german, H in Klingon) and a hairball; an Arabic or classic Hebrew (not modern; the pronunciation has changed) speaker would have no problem with it (it relates to the q sound in Semitic langugages), though they might break out in fits of giggles.

    /Brian

  89. Re:Not "Low-Tech" Enough, P2P Sneakery by connorbd · · Score: 2

    Actually, I thought they did a pretty good job of allowing for dramatic license in TOS. The design of NX-01 was IMHO actually as close to the original Enterprise as they could get without looking ridiculously dated (though I thought T'Pol's viewer thingy was hilarious, and a workable tribute to the original even if it served no concievable purpose).

    What I didn't like was the greasedown scene -- okay, we know there's more pointy about T'Pol than just her ears, but really!

    /Brian

  90. Re:Star wars overtones? by connorbd · · Score: 2

    Very Star Wars, very Bab5 as well, not very Trek at all. But that's okay; they were going for a different feel. (Though I'd prefer not to have to see "Darth Sidious" again...)

    What I would love to have seen was TOS done in this style, though; I do like the movie-like filmwork. I could do without Jolene Blalock, but I think we all could...

    /Brian

  91. Re:What did everyone think? by connorbd · · Score: 2

    Er...

    Jolene Blalock: Jeri Ryan without the acting talent. 'Nuff said.

    I liked the rest, though; there were some weak spots (how is it that the human crew didn't mutiny on T'Pol when she pulled rank?), and it just didn't feel very Trek, but I did generally like it. The big-screen camera work is something new for Trek, and it works amazingly well. The Suliban are a little weird; I assume there will be much more.

    To those who complained about plot weakness, lack of character development, etc: get over it. Get over it now. The Trek folks have broken the Roddenberry mold completely with this one and are starting from the very beginning with the idea of an ongoing story (remember, Gene didn't much like continuity; he wanted every original Trek story to be self-contained). Granted, that doesn't excuse the Infamous Greasedown Scene (unless there will be some romantic issues for those two characters, which I'd say is unlikely). But it's a good beginning, and I'd say that's all it was intended to be.

    The Enterprise NX-01 is a nicely designed ship; I don't fault them for not making it a copy of Captain Pike's Enterprise for two reasons:

    -The ship was clearly designed primarily with human expertise; we're going to make it look like what we're familiar with, and that's what the producers did. That means identifiable displays, not just random switches.
    -Maybe the TOS thing was an aesthetic thing. It certainly looked as 60s as TNG did 80s.

    /Brian

    That said:

  92. Re:Why is Star Trek still so popular? by macsforever2001 · · Score: 2

    You're a Euro aren't you? I bet you think that David Hasslehoff is a "skilled singer" and "his ballads remain as fresh as ever".

    Oh those silly Europeans who worship talentless beautiful icons unlike us intellectual and very cultured Americans who worship enormously talented people like Jennifer Lopez, The Backstreet Boys, In Sync, Arnold Schwar... whatever, sports icons, and whoever else self-interested corporations tell us to like.

    P.S. Yes, I'm being sarcastic.