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Genetically-Engineered Super-Athletes?

Karma 50 writes: "The BBC News is reporting that genetically modified "super-athletes" may be competing as soon as the 2012 Olympic games. A conference in London warns that gene therapies for diseases such as Cystic Fibrosis may be used by athletes to enhance performance. So far, this is undetectable. So we're not immediately facing the prospect of watching athletes bred especially for their performance but, with our desire to win at all costs, this too can't be far off."

308 comments

  1. what everyone wants to know is... by jason99si · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... how long until our planet is graced with Genetically-Engineered Super-Models?

    1. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by yatest5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn - that's what I was thinking! Are *all* us guys so screwed up that we can't think of anything without coming down to sex? Yes? Good :).

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    2. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by sheetsda · · Score: 3, Funny

      Amen brother, if the world was full of super-models, one of them would have to date me.

    3. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Not if their all lesbian.

      [insert Beavis & Butthead giggle]

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    4. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by cactopus · · Score: 1

      how long until our planet is graced with Genetically-Engineered Super-Models?
      -

      Gag I hope not.

      Damn Boy-body 6 ft tall 90 lb skin damaged scaffolding with a blonde wig and implants... sick. (looks even worse when the paint (er makeup) comes off)

      I certainly hope that's not all we have to choose from someday..

    5. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, your mom will still be humming away on my nuts.

    6. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by Proteus+Child · · Score: 0
      how long until our planet is graced with Genetically-Engineered Super-Models?

      Forget supermodels, I'm waiting for anime characters....

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    7. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Damn right... it's enough to make me physically ill. What we need are genetically-engineered cute, horny chicks with geekophilia. ;)

  2. Parity? by spatrick_123 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have they not seen the Chinese gymnastics teams of the past few Olympiads? I think this is OLD news.

    1. Re:Parity? by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      There's been a lot of talk about China actually giving their atheletes hard to detect performance enhancing drugs.

      The guessing at motives seems to point to the same thing no matter what the act. The idea is that China has a self-esteem problem. Winning in the Olympics and their publishing at home (that has things like "America is not as strong as it looks.", "It's easy to defeat aircraft carriers.", and "We're strong because X.") give a short self-esteem boost.

      I doubt they do any genetic modification though...

    2. Re:Parity? by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm gonna swallow a nest of hornets and see what effect it has on my genes. What have I got to lose?

    3. Re:Parity? by divbanjoe · · Score: 1

      I think they were trained by a guy called "MA" and were called MA's army. The trainer seemed to be an alchemist who used to cook up some really effective juices/syrups for his team. Could be the reason why Chinese athletes come out with flying colors. Maybe it tastes like my grandma's medicine. tastes yucky, but sure is effective.

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    4. Re:Parity? by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      > The idea is that China has a self-esteem problem.

      That's all Communist fronts at the Olympics ever were.

      Since (for most of last century) people in Communist countries were technically not "professionals" (even though training was their paid job) they typically did fairly well because of this. This, and the fact that life in a Communist country was clearly not up to the standards of the free countries the athletes saw and visited, lead the governments to ape capitalism by dangling carrots in front of their athletes, too, like being able to buy and keep stereos, etc. on foreign trips, and in many cases, giving the people their own actual house to live in, should the child do well and get a medal.

      It was all a big joke, and the world played along.

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    5. Re:Parity? by Chundra · · Score: 2

      ...China actually giving their atheletes hard to detect performance enhancing drugs.

      Leung's Double Happiness Super Power Muscle Balm:

      3 taels ginseng (powdered)
      1/4 catty rhino horn (powdered)
      1 dried tiger penis (crushed)
      5 rehydrated swallows nests
      1 tael Ma Huang bark (powdered)
      4 taels Xiao Chuan beeswax (melted)
      10 drops eucalyptus oil
      2 dried carp maws

      First mix the dry ingredients. While stirring, slowly mix in beeswax until you're left with a thick, dough-like paste. Knead 5 drops of the eucalyptus oil in, one drop at a time. Alternate
      adding a swallows nest and a drop of the oil until everything is mixed well. Bury the mixture in a dry, earthenware pot for 6 days. Note: You must remove it precisely six days after burying it. It is very important that it cures properly.

      Apply it liberally to muscles after workout, or eat 3 pea sized balls per day. For best results, combine both the topical and internal methods.

    6. Re:Parity? by Spamuel · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's goes back further then that. Does everyone already forget what happened in East Germany? Athletes were basically adopted by the government when they were teens and given steroids and various other performance enhancing drugs without being told what they are. They were groomed for Olympic competition, like cattle. Many of these athletes were given so many drugs that they now have serious health problems. I laughed when I read the comment "So we're not immediately facing the prospect of watching athletes bred especially for their performance" because it's already happened.

  3. Big Huge Althletes with 9 foot legs? by byolinux · · Score: 1

    How far will this go?
    Beeeeefcake!

  4. But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The aim of athletics is to be the best at some (overall pretty pointless) pursuit. So why shouldn't athletes be genetically improved in order to become even better?

    As long as the competitor is still human, what is the problem? I draw the line at cyborgs though...

  5. How long until... by flipflapflopflup · · Score: 1

    ...Speedball becomes an Olympic sport then?

    1. Re:How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a film once about the future (after nuclear war, etc, yada yada), where the top sport was a team of people playing against another team, the winner is the one you managed to impale a dogs skull on a spike somewhere. There were no rules... chainsaws, chains, etc were all valid. Guns weren't though, for the obvious reason... :)

    2. Re:How long until... by mirko · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you mean Norman Jewison's Rollerball?

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    3. Re:How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, the movie he was referring to was called "the juggers" or something like that

    4. Re:How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, rollerball had the great concept of 6-month partner rotation... :)

    5. Re:How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he was probably talking about the Bitmap Brothers "Speedball" game, a rather brutal take on rugby.

  6. Re:Yeah, tell me about it. by ChicagoFan · · Score: 1, Funny
    My parents have been feeding me gene modiyfing food since i was 10.

    My parents did the same, for both me and my sister. But since my sister was named "Rebecca" and not "Gene", the food didn't successfully modify her.

    &lt rim shot &gt

  7. Human limits by psxndc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What I've been wondering over the past couple Olymipcs is: What is _the_ absolute fastest a human can do something, no matter how much we enchance them? Records get broken year after year because of new breakthroughs in diet, practice technique, etc, but there has to be a physical limit to how fast a human can theoretically run, swim, etc. Example: There is simply no way a human can cover 100 meters in 5 seconds (current records are like 9.8 seconds). It just can't be possible for a human body to move at 20 m/s under its own power. Even if we engineer the perfect athelete, at some point we are going to hit that wall. Then what? We keep bumping up against it every year? I'm curious what others think about this.

    psxndc

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    1. Re:Human limits by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      Yeah - something I've always wondered in a kind of related point. In the film 'The Fly', Jeff Goldblum's character arm wrestles someone with his new super strength and snaps the guys arm at the wrist i.e. the guys bone breaks before his muscle is overcome - medics - is this possible?

      On from this, could we be so drugged up that we'd run faster than our body could go and we'd fall to bits? Hmmmm.

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    2. Re:Human limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think we're very close to that wall already. And what's the deal with a new record holder being a mere 0.01s faster. That's not an impressive improvement anymore. If they run 100m in the 8s range, that would be cool. But since the 1936 Olympics the record improved only 0.2s, which is very small (from 36km/h to 36,8km/h).

    3. Re:Human limits by TH4L35 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose they would be some sort of limit to running speed (presumably slightly less than the speed of light in a vacuum), but there would still be plenty left to tackle afterwards, even if you managed to get someone tweaked to run that fast. Assuming the example of a foot race, genengineered athletes would need to be "perfect" in a variety of racing conditions, not just the ideal ones.

      Some probably not so perfect analogies might be found in mechanical engineering. There is a scientifically precise amount of energy that combusting gasoline can provide, but there is no perfect engine. The tensile strength of steel and concrete are known, but there is no perfect bridge. etc. etc.

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    4. Re:Human limits by Bert+Peers · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ~There is simply no way a human can cover 100 meters in 5 seconds (current records are like 9.8 seconds)~


      Sure there is, just crossbreed a human with a lynx or something similarly fast, and make sure the final result is genetically still more of a human than an animal, so "it" can compete at the 2064 olympics -- presto, 100 meter in 3.7 seconds.


      This is exactly what the article is about... How much can you enhance a human before it is no longer a human ? Does running on 4 legs count ?

    5. Re:Human limits by Ubi_NL · · Score: 1

      yep
      Although drugs can improve your muscles, they won't improve tendons or muscle binding
      So all these supa muscly muscles are going to do is rip themselves of the bone, leaving the 'athlete' paralyzed...

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    6. Re:Human limits by Izeickl · · Score: 1

      Thing is this is were even the smallest thing can make a difference, i.e shaving their legs for less wind resistance, tighter and tighter outfits, hell even the wind blowing in one direction over another, all adds up to the tiny 0.01 differences, it gets down to nothing more than slight differences in surroundings and physics than the humans ability.

    7. Re:Human limits by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      What's even more interesting is that the precision of measurement is so good, that inconsequential things like the inaccuracies in length of a swimming lane, or how the runner plants his/her feet on the blocks can make the difference between a gold and silver medal.

    8. Re:Human limits by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      The next breakthrough in track will probably be mental, not physical. I've been a huge track fan for many years and there's never been a perfectly run race. Even in races where a world record was set, the runner describes errors in his form or a missed step. The strongest current record is Michael Johnson's 19.32 s in the 200m set in 1996 Olympics in Atlanta. In a post-race interview he said that had a misplaced step on the turn and didn't have maximum efficiency at that point. If he had run an absolute "perfect" race, his time could have been in the 19.20 range.

      Improvements in mental conditioning could lower the current world records. It would affect the longer distances to greater extent because there's so many more oppurtunities to make mistakes. The world records for the shorter distances already reflect near-perfect races.

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    9. Re:Human limits by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      > the guys bone breaks before his muscle is overcome
      > - medics - is this possible?

      No medics necessary. It happens in arm wrestling competitions from time to time.

      Anyhoo, given that, at the end of the 100m dash, the athletes are topping 30 mph, the 2 minute mile would be a theoretical possibility.

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    10. Re:Human limits by Ryne · · Score: 1

      The world record has improved more than 0.2 since 1936. This site shows the world record at '36 was 10.38 and today it's 9.79. This is a lot for such a short distance as 100m.

    11. Re:Human limits by psxndc · · Score: 1
      But there is still a limit unless you use teleportation. Even if an athelete is no longer considered human, there is still a limit to how fast someone can move. Will the 100m eventually come dow to whoever can jump 100m quicker (assuming that one jump, through the air, is the path of least resistance)? That's my question. Assuming a human is still a human, what is the physical limitation of the human body to move itslef and thus compete. Would four legs actually make us move faster or would the human body need a complete skeletal change. Example: Cows don't (generally) move faster than people. Dogs run fairly more quickly than humans, and cheetahs much faster. All have four legs, but cheetash's bodies are specifically designed for speed. At what point does the human body, being a human, stop being able to improve?

      psxndc

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    12. Re:Human limits by diadem · · Score: 1

      uhm, have you ever ran? There is no "set limit" on human speed.

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    13. Re:Human limits by diadem · · Score: 1

      I agree. I am a runner myself. Mental disiplin was a big thing with my team. He even brought a martial arts instructor to help with it. A lot of other teams thought they idea was silly and stupid, but they weren't laughing when we won the states.

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    14. Re:Human limits by psxndc · · Score: 1

      Can a human outrun a car? Didn't think so. There must be some limit. And yes, I used to run track, 'mkaythanksbye.

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    15. Re:Human limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compound fractures are pretty much impossible I would think, but I am a pretty passable arm
      wrassler and you can train technique and muscle
      to the point(without enhancement) that you could easily hurt someone weaker than you.
      Don't give me any shit about being an arm wrestler
      at /. either.

    16. Re:Human limits by diadem · · Score: 1

      mabey who knows. Probably not. the point is there isn't a set speed or barrier that a human can't cross.

      people always belive there is one, but then it gets crossed. calling something impossible because it seems beyond the scope of what one considers normal is an assumption without ground.

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    17. Re:Human limits by psxndc · · Score: 1
      mabey who knows. Probably not. the point is there isn't a set speed

      But you just pointed out that a human can't outrun a car. A car going at X speed will outrun a human. That in and of itself is a speed barrier. I'm not saying that since the fastest person alive can run 16mph, that no one in the next 200 years will beat it. I'm saying that because the fastest human alive can run 16mph, no one in the next hundred years is going to run 30mph. At some point the human body just isn't designed for that kind of speed. Why can't a horse run as fast as a cheetah? Because their muscular and skeletal structure isn't designed the same as a cheetahs. It may be somewhat similar, but cheetahs have a different size, gait, etc that all contribute to it being able to run 70mph.

      I see what you're saying, that the human body and the science of running is constantly evolving and that because of that there isn't a set human limit, but I think there has to be because at somepoint the human body just isn't designed to go any faster.

      psxndc

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  8. Do not feed the animals by mirko · · Score: 2

    Dope, either Genetical or chemical is a bad thing that has not actually yet been proven to enhance one's health on the long-term.

    It'd actually be a good thing for these sportsmen to be respectfully treaten instead of playing some multinational's Guinea pigs.

    So, if you don't watch them on TV, then
    you won't watch their sponsors ads, then they won't get enough money to afford such experiments.

    Sport is not supposed to be "watched" but performed.

    Now, if you get stuck in front of your tv, you'll play their rules and will continue to feed such excesses.

    Here, in Switzerland, no tv accepted to pay the billion bucks needed to broadcast the 2002 Soccer World Cup. Of course, in a 6million people country, it would be indecent as there are some bigger priorities than just financing new undetectable doping technologies.

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    1. Re:Do not feed the animals by svara · · Score: 1

      >Here, in Switzerland, no tv accepted to pay the
      >billion bucks needed to broadcast the 2002 Soccer
      >World Cup. Of course, in a 6million people
      >country, it would be indecent as there are some
      >bigger priorities than just financing new
      >undetectable doping technologies.

      Bigger priorities == Legalizing Marijuana?

    2. Re:Do not feed the animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, this is already done : you may buy some freely in any tisane shop : just look for the bag on which "Do not Smoke" is written ;-)

    3. Re:Do not feed the animals by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      1) There haven't been any major doping scandlas in football.

      2) If I was Swiss, I wouldn't watch the world cup either, because a) Switzerland suck and b) they aren't going - (see a).

      I hate you namby-pamby liberals who say 'because there are bad things going on, we shouldn't enjoy ourselves'. Like the troll who keeps posting that we shouldn't be discussing unimportant issues on slashdot in light of the 911 attacks, its just a stupid argument.

      You state Here, in Switzerland, no tv accepted to pay the billion bucks needed to broadcast the 2002 Soccer World Cup. Of course, in a 6million people country, it would be indecent as there are some bigger priorities than just financing new undetectable doping technologies. - what 'higher priorities' do your tv stations have them entertaining the public? TV stations don't make money to save the world, they make money to improve their output!

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    4. Re:Do not feed the animals by mirko · · Score: 1

      > There haven't been any major doping scandlas in football.

      Are you sure? (11400 results, so the polemics is valid)

      > 'because there are bad things going on, we shouldn't enjoy ourselves'

      You are trolling. Not me.

      Now, if you consider that cool to watch drugged people on telly, then how does it makes me a liberal?

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    5. Re:Do not feed the animals by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      OK

      a) I should have specified 'in major competition'. You can't expect people in the butt-ass Honduran league to behave. Plus, I looked at your links, and there was, like, 1 doping case their. The rest was related to dope-testing.

      b) I don't watch drugged people on TV. To my knowledge, the only person caught drugged at the World Cup was Maradona.

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    6. Re:Do not feed the animals by twinpot · · Score: 1

      There have been two or three high profile cases of Dutch players failing dope tests just recently.

    7. Re:Do not feed the animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... Tell me again what percentage of the Swiss tax base lies in pharmaceutical companies?

      Financing new doping technologies is just about all the Swiss actually do...

      "The research-based pharmaceutical firms Novartis, Roche and Serono together generated global pharmaceutical sales of 37.2 billion Swiss francs in 2000, corresponding to an 11% increase over the previous year.

      In 2000 these companies invested 6.9 billion Swiss francs worldwide in pharmaceutical research and development to come up with new drugs. This sum amounts to 18.5% of their total pharmaceutical sales.

      In 2000 Novartis, Roche and Serono spent 3 billion Swiss francs in Switzerland on pharmaceutical research and development."

      -- from http://www.interpharma.ch/themen/ghpolit/archiv/CH phind-e.rtf
  9. 2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by sewagemaster · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "'super-athletes' may be competing as soon as the 2012 Olympic games"

    isnt 2012 a bit too soon...
    it's 2001 now... so even if we start today, and 'engineer' one of these babies...

    neglecting the 9month fertility period.. the child's supposedly be able to compete at the age of 11? for a lot of guys, that's even before puperty.. needless to say the type of conditioning the athletes get day in and day out.. unless these kids are engineered to be able to compete before puperty.. without the conditioning... still doesnt make much sense

    man... now imagine the political side of things..... oh boy...

    1. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      11 years old, assuming a newborn started the therapy now, is about right for genetically engineered female gymnasts, swimmers, and figure skaters? It may take another couple of years for genetically modified athletes to appear in men's sports.

      My biggest problem with this isn't the modification in itself; who wouldn't want to be smarter, better looking, faster, stronger, with perfect eyesight and hearing, and the ability to first post at will? It's just that I doubt there will ever be free will to choose to get genetic modifications. It's hard to carefully weigh the consequences of a genetic therapy when you are 3 months old (or still in utero, for that matter.)

      On the other hand, how many 13 y.o. gymnasts really had the free choice about whether to compete or not, anyway...

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    2. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      Look this sentance: "A conference in London warns that gene therapies for diseases such as Cystic Fibrosis may be used by athletes to enhance performance."

      The fear is that normal people could have genes changed at age 20-25 and get cool new features.

      The only way to detect this may be to compare the current genetic makeup of a person a past one, but they'll probibly get around that.

    3. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9 month fertility period Wow! Don't know what your girlfriend is telling you, but you should get some action tonight, or maybe tomorrow.

      Or else you are just a Troll(TM) (I guess the last one)

    4. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by voronoi++ · · Score: 1

      It would be deeply scary if 11 year olds could outperform us all (looks round the office and sees programmers / computer geeks and is no longer scared ;-P

      Besides, I was under the impression that tinkering with gene X has knock on effects on dozens of different often unrelated systems. So trying to make a superhuman may cause some undesirable side effects (e.g. dead foetus, low IQ, poor disease resistance, etc...)

    5. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm. I can think of one particular muscle that would see a lot of genetic enhancement on the male side of things. "What, this will let me run faster? But will it make it larger?"

    6. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by eMilkshake · · Score: 1

      That's what I thought too, but how old are the gymnists & ice skaters?

    7. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      Gene transfer is not performed on blastocysts or other not-yet-human embryonic pieces-parts. Gene transfer (they used to call it gene therapy, then realized that it wasn't doing a damned thing in the early going) is performed on grown humans, and so far only those over 18 who are capable of informed consent. The transfer is simple - you "infect" a person with a viral vector (adenovirus is proving mighty dangerous) that is modified to deliver some chosen chunk of DNA (the payload) into the recipient. When the viral vector attacks a cell, its payload is freed to invade the DNA residing in the cell's nucleus, and since that DNA (like all DNA) is self-repicating, the hope is that the information carried by the payload will be reproduced within the recipient. So far, experiments in hemophilia and rare metabolic disorders have resulted in either (a) no significant change in the recipient attributable to the viral vector's payload, or (b) death or severe illness for the vector recipient. I should say, though, that the deaths attirbuted to adenovirus have mainly been from allergic reactions to the viral vector's protein shell, and not to the payload. But returning to the point, it's not manipulation of babies in utero, as posters here have theorized. The gene tranfer for CF mentioned in the article is for grown persons. 2012 is not unrealistic, if they can get some of 'em to live and/or show some results.

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    8. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by PrometheuSx11 · · Score: 1

      No.

      They're talking about gene therapy.
      Its for adults.

      They basically introduce a new gene into certain cells in your system, those cells perform stuff that your other 'normal' cells cant. They might increase blood cell counts, or increase metabolism.

      Theoretically they wont decrease anything since 99% of the cells are still you.
      Its like giving yourself a beneficial cancer.

      question is, since i wont be competing, can i have the 'needs no sleep gene?'

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    9. Re:2012 is a bit soon... isnt it? by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      The kind of research they are referencing is about introducing new genes into adults. (Biological) Virii try to do this all the time. A virus is just some genetic material in a coating that makes it easy to transfer, and once it adds it's genes to the mix you become ill.

      It's a bit more complicated with genetic therapies, because you generally don't want the body to fight them off, or kill target cells, but in many cases the idea is still to deliver new genetic material into adult cells. Naturally, you can be more thorough about genetic modifications if you perform them on infants, but a lot of people don't have enough confidence that they know what the effects will be. Gene therapies on adults don't generally change it all at once, so if there are negative side effects you can stop before it's overwhelming.

  10. New Slashdot Poll by WinDoze · · Score: 3, Funny
    Favorite Genetically-Engineered Superpower:

    • Super-Strength
    • Super-Height
    • Super-Coding-Abilities
    • Ability to Digest Genetically Modified Foods
    • Ability to Digest CowboyNeal
  11. China, etc by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    I somehow expect that this would be more the rage in places with major government sponsorship of athletes, like China.

    2012 is about right for the younger athletes, such gymnasts, etc if they were being born right now.

    I can see such a government promoting better athletes by offering rewards if certain athletes got married and had kids. By creating such an articial village of swimmers, or runners, etc. one could improve chances over several generations. All very scientific, and all that.

    Right now I do not see that many traits have been isolated as far as genes go for selecting for specific traits, such as reactions time, muscle size, or whatever. There is more to this somehow, and a lot of details are likely missing for the time being.

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    1. Re:China, etc by Taliban+Lecher · · Score: 1

      > 2012 is about right for the younger athletes, such gymnasts, etc if they were being born right now.

      The article is very sparse on details, but some of them already went through other press.

      Gene doping is not like manipulating stem cells and then clone or otherwise "create" a human being.

      It is however state of the art to nurture Your own muscle cells, modify them and plant them back into your body. Thereby getting e.g. all white cells, which are the fast fibres for sprinting.

      It might also be possible to "hack" and extend other organs, thus producing endogene hormones for no reason (except having not to inject artificial and traceable EPO, testosterone etc.pp.)

      You just manipulate organs partly by bringing in tuned cells.

  12. What about Genetically Modified Geeks? by robvasquez · · Score: 0

    We could make them last longer between breaks, eat less pizza/jolt, and stay up 24/7!

    They could code, code, and code some more!

    Maybe we can get some mult-tasking in their 'upgraded kernel'!

    1. Re:What about Genetically Modified Geeks? by stereo_Barryo · · Score: 1

      Yes! Mate people who never have a buffer overflow with others who always comment their code heavily. Then mate THAT child with one who has never had a memory leak and codes furiously for hours!

    2. Re:What about Genetically Modified Geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations! Your new baby is.. a Java programmer!

  13. A bit sick but... by squaretorus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...somewhere deep down I'd REALLY like to see the olympics competed between genetically modified super steroid dope mungeous uber athletes.

    The 7s 100m, the 2 minute mile, a marathon in... no time. Swimming without having to breath, with great big flat feet hinged at the ankle like flippers.

    REALLY tall dudes playing basketball. Chicks with HUGE asses doing speed skating.

    Roll on 2012!

    1. Re:A bit sick but... by voronoi++ · · Score: 1

      Of course if they are really tall, they are going to need special cars / houses / stadiums / etc otherwise they will be banging their heads all the time ;-)

    2. Re:A bit sick but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll come foldable with little Nike bags, no problem.

    3. Re:A bit sick but... by wheany · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking the same thing. There "should" be classes for "tuned" and "untuned" ahletes. The athletes in the "tuned" class could use any means, be it drugs, genetic engineering or cybernetics, to enchance their abilities, but they must register, and will lose their right to compete in either class, if they're ever caught compiting in the "untuned" class. The "untuned" class would be like sports are (or are supposed to be) today.

    4. Re:A bit sick but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like any professional sporting event today, bigger & better mean more viewers = higher profit for advertisers, sponsors, etc. Having more than one 'class' for a sport or event would mean the end of pure sports. Why on earth would anyone want to watch some lame old 7' athletes play basketball when they can watch 9' monster players make 15' slam dunks??

      If they ever did allow this, nobody would want to watch the 'pure' athletes play, because people watch sports for excitment and entertainment and what better way to get that than super athletes?!
      Might as well go back to watching chess matches..oh wait, there's another 'pure' game that has lost its magic since being hyped to death by Big Blue..

    5. Re:A bit sick but... by arkanes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      More than a few bad sci-fi movies on this subject :P Also a couple good ones. I believe theres a couple short stories about cyber-athletes in Burning Chrome. In any case, the popular view authors seem to have is that "pro" leagues - ones that are there to make money - will be fairly quick to adopt any and all new techniques. Pure "sport" areas - like the Olympics, and sports where theres little to no entertainment market (fencing, water polo) would remain "pure".
      On a side note, I reccommend "Achilles Choice", by Larry Niven and Steven Barnes (quick Amazon search reveals that it's out of print, check your local used book store) for a very interesting view of future Olympics.

    6. Re:A bit sick but... by caesar-auf-nihil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      These mutants are already out there - try watching ESPN2's "World's Strongest Man Competitions" and you'll see what I mean.

      Absolute brutes - they probably were born that way and exercise/steroids did the rest.

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    7. Re:A bit sick but... by gleam · · Score: 2

      god i love that show.

      it's so much fun watching torbjorn samuelssen and magnus samuelssen (brothers) competing against the protege of a former winner.

      well, no

      it's a lot of fun watching really big guys lift really huge weights and do pointless things with them.

      yeah.

      -gleam

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    8. Re:A bit sick but... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      Once you go that far, who says it will stop at athletes? Everybody will want a piece of the action.

      Gattaca, here we come.

      Someone else suggested classes for "tuned" and "untuned". I doubt it will work out so nicely when it becomes widespread.

    9. Re:A bit sick but... by digitaltraveller · · Score: 1
      ...somewhere deep down I'd REALLY like to see the olympics competed between genetically modified super steroid dope mungeous uber athletes.

      You already do. Has anyone ever noticed how well host countries tend to do in the Olympics, compared to their average performance? Isn't it the slightest bit suspicious that Australia, a country with 16 million people came in 3rd on the medal tally in the last Olympics after America and Russia? I live in Australia and it's well known in athletic circles that there was/is tons of "Richard" available on the street. (Richard - short for Richard Gere). Get it? Sure we had a few athletes who "emigrated" from eastern europe, but that still makes for a wild statistical skew.
      Personally, I don't mind, it's just unfair for the few atheletes that ARE stung for drug use. It's hypocritical.
      If you are interested in this stuff, check out Testosterone a pro-steroid online body building mag. Search for the interview with Charlie Francis (Ben Johnson's illustrious trainer). Great article.
    10. Re:A bit sick but... by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      Isn't it already like that with drugs? Why do they go after Darryl Strawberry and Robert Downey Jr. for coke or heroin, but completely turn a blind eye to Ahnold and the entire NFL and WWF? Because in the latter case, they're backed by big, money-making industries that depend on the user's performances, maybe?

    11. Re:A bit sick but... by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2

      Ahnold isnt in sports anymore. But steroids in body building is accepted, just not weight lifting.

      WWF isnt a sport, therefore there is no "enhancement" involved. The winner is scripted fool.

      NFL is legit, and if they have proof, they bust em. But they dont look too hard, because big $ are at stake.

      In fact for the NFL they probably don't care, but if they condoned steroids at the pro level, it would bleed more into the college and high school level, where things are supposed to be "pure"

    12. Re:A bit sick but... by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      I live in Australia and it's well known in athletic circles that there was/is tons of "Richard" available on the street. (Richard - short for Richard Gere). Get it?

      What? Hamsters? Inserting a few of them up there will cause you to run faster? ;)

    13. Re:A bit sick but... by IainMH · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is what happened in the Red Dwarf books.

      GELFs (Genetically Engineered Life Forms) were created for humans pleasure. I can't remember many of them, but boxers with thier brains below the waist and nothing but a lump of meat where the head should be* so they couldn't get knocked out so easily.

      *Hmm sounds like me at 4am on Satuday mornings. :-)

    14. Re:A bit sick but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to reality, asshat.

    15. Re:A bit sick but... by wackysootroom · · Score: 2

      You can get all of that stuff and more on prime time TV. Ripleys believe it or not.....

      I think that the olympics are really trying hard to keep the sports respectable. The world isn't quite ready to see genetically altered freaks battle it out in the olympic arena.

    16. Re:A bit sick but... by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      Ahnold isnt in sports anymore. But steroids in body building is accepted, just not weight lifting.
      WWF isnt a sport, therefore there is no "enhancement" involved. The winner is scripted fool.


      Well, a big and strong appearance is essential for their product to be marketable in both these cases. Can you imagine a skinny and scrawny Conan the Barbarian?

      In fact for the NFL they probably don't care, but if they condoned steroids at the pro level, it would bleed more into the college and high school level, where things are supposed to be "pure"

      It already has.

  14. How can we tell for sure? by Dr_Cheeks · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As the article says, genetic advantages (like the skier with the high red blood cell count) can occur quite naturally as a result of mutation as well as being engineered into athletes.

    How can we be sure that genetic advantages are from cheating (i.e. artificially engineering the DNA to improve the athletic ability of a competitor), and not simply down to a lucky combination of gametes?

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    1. Re:How can we tell for sure? by svara · · Score: 1

      >How can we be sure that genetic advantages are
      >from cheating (i.e. artificially engineering the
      >DNA to improve the athletic ability of a
      >competitor), and not simply down to a lucky
      >combination of gametes?

      That's exactly the problem that we are facing also with the detection of Erytropoietine (EPO) in athletes - EPO is native to the human body, but the EPO that athletes are given is usually synthesized in a lab. Chemically, there is no difference between the two, yet biologist have found a way to differentiate between the two (
      Hu-EPO and synthetic EPO).

      Btw, does anybody have pointers to more information about the topic, ie. EPO detection?

    2. Re:How can we tell for sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check his parent's dna. That would be an easy way to spot it.

    3. Re:How can we tell for sure? by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      Hence "mutation." A gene that gets introduced that was not present in the parents' genome.

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  15. Scientific American has some articles about this by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    SciAm has some interesting articles on how it might be done:

    A muscle-building vaccine.

    The September 2000 issue has an article (sadly not in the archives yet) that talked about genetically increasing muscle strength and speed. Humans have two types of muscle, "fast-twitch" (strong and fast, but low-endurance) and "slow-twitch" (slower and weaker, but high-endurance). Some mammals (e.g. rabbits, which have to run fast to escape predators) have an "ultra-fast-twitch" muscle type. Humans have the genes to make it but don't have the gene to make the signal protien that causes it to be produced.

    Injecting muscle with genes to produce the activator might lead to super-fast sprinters and amazing power-lifters. Or, people who can tear their tendons out of their bones...

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  16. Why would this be news? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Drug use is already endemic in professional athletics. Those athletes that don't use banned drugs benefit to various degrees from accessibility to non-banned training drugs, diets, therapy (including surgery), sponsorship and equipment

    It's delusional to think that we can catch reliably all use of all banned substances, nor even that we'd want to unless we want some very, very empty stadia. We've already got athletes competing doped to the gills, with pins in their bones, covered in surgical scars and supportive strapping, and wearing cutting edge footwear and outfits. Cyborgs by any other name. So let's not get too worried over a bit more tweaking. It's only different by degree.

    Yes, there's a very valid argument that drugs, training and now gene tweaking victimises vulnerable young athletes. But this happens in societies where these athletes generally wouldn't have any other prospects, so let's not get too preachy and overprotective.

    Personally, I'd rather we stopped even pretending to disapprove of drug use, and say that you can do anything you like to yourself before or during the competition, but you'll compete in issue equipment, or naked. Hey, it was good enough for the Greeks. ;-)

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    1. Re:Why would this be news? by Pyrosz · · Score: 1

      [...]but you'll compete in issue equipment, or naked.

      Only one sport comes to mind where I would love to see them compete naked, Woman's Volleyball. Ohh how I love that sport!

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    2. Re:Why would this be news? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      I suspect that women's volleyball would skyrocket in popularity. ;)

    3. Re:Why would this be news? by LazyDawg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Personally, I'd rather we stopped even pretending to disapprove of drug use,
      > and say that you can do anything you like to yourself before or during the
      > competition, but you'll compete in issue equipment, or naked. Hey, it was good
      > enough for the Greeks. ;-)

      Yeah. ALL the athletes who enter into the Olympics and other big competitions have decided to give up on a "normal" lifestyle. From a very young age they train, train, train and train and do very little else. They either do it out of their own free will, or ignore free will long enough to win big.

      Super-elite drugged up, surgically enhanced, genetically modified or engineered athletes would be the next logical step, where people are either born for the express purpose of providing us with amusement, or forced by their families or governments from a very young age to do the same. What exactly is the big problem with letting people decide for themselves to get totally messed up on steroids, let alone genetic modification?

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    4. Re:Why would this be news? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • <sarcasm> What exactly is the big problem with letting people decide for themselves to get totally messed up on steroids, let alone genetic modification? </sarcasm>

      The problem, as you well know, is that it screws people up, and often they're not given a choice.

      Right. We can address that in two ways:

      1. We can genetically engineer our competitive nature out of ourselves.
      2. We can ban all competitions, or at least all viewing or sponsorship of them. No, wait, that's actually just a special case of 1

      Our competitiveness isn't going to go away, and banning all use of enhancements is delusional. Let's get enhancement of athletes out in the open, study and understand the effects, and allow governing bodies to make rational decisions about marginalising extreme examples of abuse. Banning everything will just encourage trainers to use everything, on the basis that you may as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

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    5. Re:Why would this be news? by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 1

      I don't think that any drugs or genetic engineering should be tolorated AT ALL in amateur sports, including the olympics (which means making the olympics a venue for only amateur sports, which it most certainly is not right now...)

      However, when it comes to professional sports, I'm all for it. These people compete for a living, and should be expected to perform at their highest possible levels. If this means drugs, then so be it. At least the drugs can be developed properly and used in a controlled fashion.

      Pro athletes already push the limits beyond what any normal human could hope to accomplish. Pro athletes already use equipment and training techniques that no mere mortal could ever have access to. Why not put some well tested and safe drugs into that training regime?

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  17. Sometimes it's scary... by LordEq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... how closely reality follows science fiction.

    Think about it. Nation 1's athlete gets beaten by Nation 2's genetically-engineered athlete at the Olympics. Nation 1 realizes the same thing could happen with genetically-engineered soldiers on the battlefield.

    Say it with me, now... Eugenics Wars.

    1. Re:Sometimes it's scary... by big_gibbon · · Score: 1

      Say it with me now... Attack Of The Clones :) P

    2. Re:Sometimes it's scary... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2

      I dunno, maybe - but then on the other hand: is military superiority really dependend on the individual strength of soldiers, anymore? It seems that today technology is a far more important factor. A bullet typically travels faster than an athlete...

    3. Re:Sometimes it's scary... by magarity · · Score: 1

      The problem with super-soldiers is how to get them to take orders they don't happen to like. Are you SURE the brainwashing/programming is 100% effective? Even if it is, what if the 'normal human' leader of the batallion of super-soldiers decides he wants to be king? If you think the FBI is being nasty with the 'antiterrorism' law, wait til they become GM super-sneaky FBI guys.

    4. Re:Sometimes it's scary... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      Physical strength, not so much, although a certain minimum level is still important since modern infantrymen carry a really absurd amount of heavy equipment around with them. (In the Korean war, the average infantryman's load, including pack, rifle, ammunition, etc., was ~40 lbs. These days, it's over 100 lbs.) But endurance, resistance to heat and cold, hand-eye coordination ... all those things still matter a lot in modern land warfare. Also, I can see task-specific modifications like engineering fighter pilots to handle high g loads being useful.

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  18. Damn it! by el'gwato · · Score: 1

    Chinese swimmer A: Shitsmui farkruass!, I think they're on to us!
    Chinese swimmer B: Holly shitsumui!

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    1. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you've got your asian nationalities sorted out...

  19. Reminder!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under Taliban law sports activities are strictly verboten. Please stop these blasphemous discussions at once.

    P.S. Hey you! No whistling "when the saints" either!

  20. Gattaca by hound3000 · · Score: 1

    This story has got Gattaca written all over it. In the movie, Jude Law's character is basically genetically engineered to be the best. He is a athletic workhorse without even trying. The only problem here is, that wasn't what was important to him. In fact, when everything is given to you on a plate (or in your genes) what is there left to strive for? If everybody starts to have the same superior intellect and athletic abilities in the future, what's the use of competing anymore?

    When are genetically engineered babies going to become all the rage? 25 years or so? Not long after that, I better have my retirement in the bag, because by then if age discrimination in the IT doesn't get me, the fact I'm not PERFECT will.

    1. Re:Gattaca by ryanflynn · · Score: 1

      When are genetically engineered babies going to become all the rage? 25 years or so?

      Hopefully sooner -- I wanna get me one them super-duper-athletes. They'd be great at parties.

    2. Re:Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you can buy a woman who's genetically engineered to think your stinky, unwashed, beerbellied body is the hotest damned thing since sliced bread. She'd get hotter for you and your nerdly personality than a 15 year old boy would being invited into a room for a threesome with JLo and Yasmine Bleeth. She'd have more butterflies in her stomach when coming within a half mile of you than a gay 45 year old sucking cock for the very first time.

  21. As long as the modifications are equivalent... by Gibbys+Box+of+Trix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as the modifications are equivalent across all the athletes competing in a given sport, won't this just make it all the more exciting for the viewer?

    Mind you... faster isn't necessarily better, as shown by Formula One

  22. Does that mean by Taliban+Lecher · · Score: 1

    that in countries where the Athletics Assoc. IS actually forwarding who was caught on drugs will also have all those football- and base ball
    player type of athletes.

    This might of course help the fight against these drugs, which will be less useful, more dangerous and more easily traceable. Might be good for the health of the athletes, also.

    The public (couch potato, consumers etc.), who actually pays for the professionalism will never really care. Or have you ever heard of a 1 or 2 year long penalty on an competitor in the 3 most paying sports? Or a life time ban on those repeatedly caught?

    Side note: profits go down with every abuse scandal, so you better not look too much into
    them body liquids.

  23. Why not? by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 2

    If we are going to genetically engineer, the only theoretical limitation I can see on the 100 meter dash is (100 meters / 3e8 meters/second) = 3e-7 seconds = .3 microseconds.

    Seriously, what *theoretical* reason is there why we can't engineer a jet-powered human? Beetles do it. High gees? Exoskeleton.

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    1. Re:Why not? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depending on your diet, you CAN be jet-powered ... not very much at the moment, but like the original poster said - breakthroughs in diet ...

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    2. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone mod the parent up already. it's funny.

    3. Re:Why not? by Tower · · Score: 1

      Of course, that assumes instantaneous acceleration to light speed (races begin from a full stop relative to the race surface). That acceleration would take an infinite force (kind of cool, though)... so it might be a little more than .3us. Of course, that doesn't take into account time dialation and other factors, but my napkin is a little full right now :)

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  24. Remote Bodies, Brains in Jars. by The+Mighty+Git · · Score: 1

    The sooner our brains are extracted at birth and put into a safe place with wireless access to remote bodies the better.

    Heh. I'd spend my money on old 'spares or repairs' to make a 'crash' body I could go have some fun with at weekends without harming my 'sunday best' body ;)

    'Course, the NSA/FBI/CIA/Nestle would have a backdoor into your body as an anti-terrorism measure.

  25. This is NOT NEW news by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    America "experimented" with genetic breeding during the slave times. I hate to say it because it bothers me that this happened, BUT black men and women were breed with the specific intent of being bigger, stronger and faster. At the time it was done for the purpose of making them more productive as slaves. Now most of the athletic arena is dominated by black men and women. One would be completely foolish to think that the breeding that went on 200+ years ago did not have a dramatic impact on the black athletes of today.


    Besides, we (the human race) has been breeding animals for specific intent for thousands of years. I mean what the hell was going through the minds of the people that breed dogs to create a Dachshundor the Chihuahua.

    1. Re:This is NOT NEW news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dachshund was bred specifically to hunt badgers. The long, thin body is so they can go directly down into their burrow after them.

    2. Re:This is NOT NEW news by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      Yeh and you got that off of www.Dictionary.com I know that and do not care. I do not like that type of dog.

    3. Re:This is NOT NEW news by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      You mean the selective breeding over the course of a few generations for the purpose of slavery has more of an impact than hundreds of thousands of years of evolution and natural selection in the African environment?

    4. Re:This is NOT NEW news by inburito · · Score: 2

      I thought that the american black athletic superiority came from pretty much the fact that when slave traders robbed the people from africa they would tend to pick the big and healthy ones.

      To survive a month on the boat (and believe me, only the strongest did) in cramped quarters and diseases further improved the selection. There was no real need to further breed the slaves as they are all very strong already. It might have happened, though, I don't know.

      So in the end only the best of the best made it to usa and formed the basis of american black people. This pretty much explains why american black(big and muscular) are good with short distance running and current africans(they also have the skinny ones) dominate long distance.

  26. so? what is wrong with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Everytime I see these warnings about gentic enhancements I fail to see the problem. So what if some people never get heart disease - isn't this a good thing? Don't we want our children to be fit, healthy, and intelligent? And we might make mistakes along the way, but we'll solve them eventually, and anyway nature makes loads of mistakes. Of course disabled people can contribute to society, but you aren't telling me that Steven Hawking would actually prefer to be in that wheelchair? Roll on the future!

  27. So What? by Knunov · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We should use science to alter our athletic ability. We should use it to modify our physical appearance, our intellectual capacity and anything else we want to improve as well.

    The idea that we should just deal with the genes we are born with is crap. Practically no one objects to using gene therapy to treat medical conditions, even if the person was born with it.

    What if I want to run as fast as Carl Lewis? Or lift as much as Magnus ver Magnusson? Or swim as well as Matt Biandi? What if I want to be able to do all three? Who are you to tell me I can't?

    A half-assed case can be argued for Olympic competition, but if they want 'natural' athletes, they may as well shitcan the entire lot.

    There are steroids that clear in 24 hours. Testosternone Propionate, for example. People can train while juiced, then stay clean just a couple days before testing. What about creatine? That stuff is made in a lab, as well, but athletes are allowed to use it. It occurs in nature, but so does testosterone and DNA.

    Let the olympians juice themselves to the gills. Let the records fall.

    The human race needs to drop the idea that we should be stuck with shit genetics.

    Knunov

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    1. Re:So What? by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      Let the olympians juice themselves to the gills. Let the records fall.

      My only argument with this is that people will have to take drugs to compete, possibly harming themselves. I don't think people should ever have to do that... I know you're gonna say they don't have to compete, but that takes away their livelyhood innit?

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    2. Re:So What? by forgoil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, if...

      Always an if there isn't it? Well, my only concern is the possible harm for humanity. The more individuals we get with the same genes, the more likly they are to be wiped out, and "traditional" steroids (etc) have a tendecy to make the user aggresive, or degenerate the body in the long run.

      So, as long as I won't suffer from it, let them have cloned teams and altered people. Maybe we can stop the madness that is cosmic surgery today as well.

    3. Re:So What? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2

      Writing something like this is easy, implementing it isn't. To sucessfully introduce Rabbits Muscle genes into the human Gene code would require years of experiments on animals then higher primates and finally Humans and alot of the experiments would fail including the ones on Humans. When they wheeled that Cloned sheep "Dolly" out onto the Media stage it was called a great scientific achievement. Which may very well be true. That achievement was however preceeded by a legion of faliures which nobody mentioned. I for one am not going to be one of the first to try this, especiall if it involves some Underground Sports Doctor who hopes he knows what he is doing injecting animal Genes into my "System Code". The results this sort of gene splicing could easily leave you wising you were dead.

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    4. Re:So What? by Katravax · · Score: 2

      You're obviously trolling, but I'm going to take the bait. I have something to say about your comment.

      What if I want to run as fast as Carl Lewis? Or lift as much as Magnus ver Magnusson? Or swim as well as Matt Biandi? What if I want to be able to do all three? Who are you to tell me I can't?

      No one has the right to tell you you can't. But is it fair to specifically engineer someone to do something without their consent? That goes beyond your rights. Picking your kid from a catalog isn't fair to the kid because then they're valued more for a specific trait they didn't choose rather than given the chance to form their own opinion about what skill they'd like to enhance.

    5. Re:So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If some people increase abilities with this kind of thing then you affect lives of other normal people. Who are YOU to tell them they have to change to continue live in this world? I mean if increased abilities becomes "standard" then they have to change too. I hope this wont happen.

    6. Re:So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Livelyhood? If somebody wants to make a "livelyhood" out of jumping higher than anybody else, or throwing a ball faster than anyone else, or anything else idiotic like that which a $100 machine could do better, it's their own damn problem. Let them juice themselves up with all the poisons they want in order to improve pathetic human performance by another pointless 0.5%.

      I have no sympathy for jocks. I can easily outpace Carl Lewis if I'm on a bicycle. And I can easily outpace any olympic bicyclist in my car. And I can easily outpace any car racer in an airplane. And so on.

    7. Re:So What? by Draxos+(PB) · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, do you think children choose there own genetics with normal human reproduction ? Quite evidently they do not. They are born with a variant of there parental DNA and so already have certain areas in which they are more naturally adapted or deficient dependant on the combination of the parental DNA. Well admitedly these traits may be far less than any intentional DNA alterations they are still there and apparent.

      As for giving a kid a chance to form their own opinion about a skill or trait they'd like to enhance this a just matter of good parenting. Plus ask yourself if your parents could have choosen you a 200 year lifespan, great fitness without exercise and astonishing basketball ability would you object ?

    8. Re:So What? by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      What if I want to run as fast as Carl Lewis? Or lift as much as Magnus ver Magnusson? Or swim as well as Matt Biandi? What if I want to be able to do all three? Who are you to tell me I can't?

      What if I want to be able to easily beat the crap out of anyone I choose to, with little risk of defeat or significant harm to myself? And what if I want to be able to beat the crap out of any police officer who attempts to apprehend me for it also?

    9. Re:So What? by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      That change is entirely up to them. If one person feels inadequate or pressured to change because of another's presence, then that is an internal problem.

      Why are we, as indifiduals, constantly held responsible for the actions of others, when there is very little we can do to prevent those actions?

      Personally, I hope that genetic modification becomes a standard, if for no other reason, than in the hope that we understand that we are responsible for what happens to our bodies.

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    10. Re:So What? by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      > No one has the right to tell you you can't.

      Although there are plenty of people who think they do. See both candidates in the last presidential election for examples...

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    11. Re:So What? by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      So when you have the money to genetic engineer your offspring, are you going to teach the, to be just as nice to the "normals" whose parents couldn't afford or didn't want to engineer their children?

    12. Re:So What? by Knunov · · Score: 2

      The original post was not a troll in any way.

      There are many genetic modifications that no child would resent their parents for. Make them healthy. Make them strong. Make them fast. Make them nimble.

      Any problem would be after they are born by forcing them in a particular direction.

      What I'm saying is give them the best tools available, then watch them use them in the way they'd like.

      Knunov

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    13. Re:So What? by Knunov · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's hard to perfect. So we should stop trying?

      Bunk.

      We keep trying until we get it right. Just like putting a man on the moon or at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Few things worth doing are ever easy.

      Knunov

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    14. Re:So What? by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      I agree, though not for the Olympics. It's been the case for a long long time, with a few minor exceptions (Dream Team?) that only amateurs were allowed to compete. IMO the olympics should stay as a competition between humans. (though of course humans will change after a few generations) If you want genetically modified superhumans, watch football =]

    15. Re:So What? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      So everyone should only do things that EVERYONE can afford? This sounds more like class-envy than a serious argument against customised genetics.

      You sound like a communist: "I can't have it, so no-one else should be able to either."

    16. Re:So What? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
      So when you have the money to genetic engineer your offspring, are you going to teach the, to be just as nice to the "normals" whose parents couldn't afford or didn't want to engineer their children?

      No, we're going to teach them to keep them as pets or slaves or eat them as food. After all, we paid for our superiority fair and square. Better watch out - I see your neural enhancement treatment hasn't kicked in yet. And I'm getting hungry...

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    17. Re:So What? by Steveftoth · · Score: 2

      But what if you engineer a kid to do something and it turns out that s/he doesn't want to do that? What do you do then? We already have this problem with parents who try to get their kids to do everything they didn't do as a child, but this just compounds the fact. What if a child was bred to do something but still sucked at it, or worse yet, didn't like it but did it anyway out of guilt?

      At least with random selection nobody is held accountable.

    18. Re:So What? by sheetsda · · Score: 2

      I'm not exactly sure what you're getting at with this example. It seems to be the "People don't kill people, guns kill people" argument. Just because strength or whatever other characteristics you choose would give you the ability to beat the crap out of someone doesn't give you the motive also, you do it of your own volition. It all comes down to the person. And suppose your target has had the same improvements to his genes. Then you're dead even and no worse off than now: you can't beat him up without harm, nor can he beat you up, however, you're both better of because you have the strength and are able to put it to positive uses.

    19. Re:So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like you have any fucking clue what you are babbling about.

    20. Re:So What? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      There would be many other people doing the same thing....

      Jaysyn

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    21. Re:So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I'm gonna teach them to use their evil mental powers to make life short and miserable for anyone who uses, creates, or sells Micro$oft products. Then they'll start the Church of Stallman and anyone who doesn't worship at the altar of GPL will be killed and their children forcibly re-educated to be little GPL zombies.

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    22. Re:So What? by osgeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Complete agreement. Make sure to check out the Extropians. They're similarly forward-thinking. (Their site seems to be down for the moment, but it's very much worth checking out)

      I enjoy Star Trek, but one of the things that really irks me is Roddenberry's persistent "natural" approach to the future of mankind. Anyone who has taken control of their genetic destiny is the villain. You need look no futher than Kahn to see it, but even in the latest 'Enterprise' series, genetic manipulation is what's done by the evil Sullians (or whatever they're called). Even TNG's brief brush with genetically engineered super-children ended up being a lesson in the "evils" of tampering with mother nature.

    23. Re:So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank YOU, You sound like an ex-athlete.

    24. Re:So What? by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      I'm not exactly sure what you're getting at with this example. It seems to be the "People don't kill people, guns kill people" argument. Just because strength or whatever other characteristics you choose would give you the ability to beat the crap out of someone doesn't give you the motive also, you do it of your own volition. It all comes down to the person.

      And we know just how much of a scourge to society guns have become.

      An effective and invisible weapon that can be so well concealed by injecting into the veins or DNA, just seems too good for many sociopaths and cowards to pass up. Its use will be next to impossible to prove.

      And suppose your target has had the same improvements to his genes. Then you're dead even and no worse off than now: you can't beat him up without harm, nor can he beat you up, however, you're both better of because you have the strength and are able to put it to positive uses.

      Well, that doesn't exactly level the field for those of us who choose to play clean.

    25. Re:So What? by Katravax · · Score: 2

      Plus ask yourself if your parents could have choosen you a 200 year lifespan, great fitness without exercise and astonishing basketball ability would you object ?

      Excellent point. The answer is NO, if I wasn't forced to used those abilities in a way I didn't want to.

    26. Re:So What? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      As an ordinary citizen, you'd only get "SuperHuman Enhancment" Version 1. The cop would have "SuperHuman Enhancement" Version 2, and would kick your butt without even trying!

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  28. Well, midgets make lousy basketball players ... by crovira · · Score: 2

    Wether we use 'natural selection' or bio-engineering, what's the diff? We still end up with people who are great at what they do, though they may be sub-optimal at other things.

    Basketball players make lousy power-lifters.

    Make chess an Olympic event.
    Make wheel-chair dancing an Olympic event.
    Make priapism an Olympic event.

    You'll get the individuals best suited for the sport.

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    1. Re:Well, midgets make lousy basketball players ... by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      Dude - I'm so glad you aren't in charge of TV or Sport! Sport is basically for entertainment, who'd want to watch 'Wheel-chair dancing'. Woh! Hold on a moment, I'm writing to the Olmypic committee ASAP.

      BTW - I changed my mind half-way through this post!! Can just imagine watching people gimmering around in wheelchairs with a nice fat spliff!!!

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    2. Re:Well, midgets make lousy basketball players ... by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Olympic Priapism would likely draw record audiences, tho. Although only Fox would air it.

    3. Re:Well, midgets make lousy basketball players ... by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      Let's go now to the Up Close and Personal...

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    4. Re:Well, midgets make lousy basketball players ... by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      Basketball players make lousy power-lifters.

      Then they can take a page out of the DNA of grizzly bears. An 8-ft. grizzly has a better reach and can lift more weights than any human can. Add to that the genetics of a kangaroo, for jumping ability.

  29. Doping and Sponsorship by slutdot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe that the problem with athletes considering doping and gene therapy has to do with the lack of money in Olympic sports, well sports in general for that matter. There is a lot of pressure for these guys to win because they have to feed their families.

    Sponsorship in sports is extremely important because without a sponsor, you have to get a real job and that takes away from your training time. So what is an athlete to do? He decides to dope so that he can gain the advantage in a race, get the headlines for his team and sponsors and continue to get another paycheck. It happens all the time and while I think doping is pretty stupid and don't condone it, I can see why some athletes do it. There's a lot of pressure to produce results and if others are possibly cheating, you have to cheat as well to hang with the rest of the pack.

  30. Objectifying the athlete by Katravax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe I'm just being obtuse, but I have some questions:

    1. We've all seen parents that push their kids into doing things the parents themselves wish they were good at rather than considering what the child wants. Will the ability to custom-order strength or speed (like paying the Dungeon Master for extra points on a roll of the die) increase this sort of thing?
    2. Will possible backfires from this lead to the ability to special-order not only strength and speed but the desire to perform particular tasks?
    3. If so, would we consider it ethical to psychologically condition the earlier children with custom abilities (but not the custom desire) to do what we want?
    4. If not, why would it be ethical to engineer them with those desires?
    5. And not to be flippant, but doesn't that sort of take the fairness and fun out of the sport?
    1. Re:Objectifying the athlete by marxmarv · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Idolatry is just one side of the objectification coin. They're already there.

      Of course it takes the fairness and fun out of the sport. What makes you think sponsors are interested in fun and fairness? Fun and fairness doesn't sell sports. Rivalry sells sports. Tostitos and ESPN/Disney didn't just solicit free marketing work from their addicts^Wcustomers to find the best teams in the leagues. No, they specifically asked for the best rivalry.

      Personally, I don't care. I never understood competitive sport anyway.

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    2. Re:Objectifying the athlete by Katravax · · Score: 2

      Personally, I don't care. I never understood competitive sport anyway.

      I'm not a fan of sports either. But I do care — I think that's wrong to do that to people. Just because it's not something I enjoy the effects from doesn't mean I think it's right to modify someone for a specific purpose without their willing participation.

    3. Re:Objectifying the athlete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good frined of mine (who is a race car driver) has a phrase that always makes me laugh. "All I ask for in life is an unfair advantage."

      Fariness is like socialism. A really nice concept, but hard to achieve when it seems to be human nature to "look out for number 1."

    4. Re:Objectifying the athlete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My attention span ran out reading your post parmenides.
      Please try something topical next time 'kay?

      bye now.

    5. Re:Objectifying the athlete by epukinsk · · Score: 2

      If not, why would it be ethical to engineer them with those desires?

      Even if it wasn't, why the hell would you fuck your kid up like that? What happens if these "desires" you instill in him/her are inherantly impossible to quench, or at least inherently difficult? Why start off your kid with such an uphill battle when there are so many others already?

      It seems to me a person who would want to do that sort of thing to a kid lacks a certain basic appreciation for human life. If you would want to change yourself to be a genetically enhanced super-athelete--I mean really want it, not just as an intellectual exercise--then you have issues you need to work out before you are let loose with an impressionable young mind. And if you wouldn't wish it on yourself, why wish it on another?

      -Erik

  31. Oh how the mighty have become wimps by Klein+Pretzel · · Score: 1

    Somewhere along the way, athletes seems to have lost their way. The olympics of old were to see who was quicker, stronger and had the best fighting spirit. Now the entire sporting arena has been reduced to artifical one-ups-manship, through the use of drugs and soon to be genetic engineering.

    Doesn't anyone see what is happening? Why doesn't Vince McMahon just take over the Olymics and be done with it? That's where it's heading anyway. A comical farce where actual skill is not the necessary ingredient for victory.

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    1. Re:Oh how the mighty have become wimps by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Somewhere along the way, athletes seems to have lost their way. The olympics of old were to see who was quicker, stronger and had the best fighting spirit.

      Or, to put it another way, whoever got the right genetics by complete luck.

      Now the entire sporting arena has been reduced to artifical one-ups-manship, through the use of drugs and soon to be genetic engineering.

      In other words, anyone can become good at sport, rather than just those who were born with the right genetics.

  32. already "win-at-all-costs" by RobertGraham · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sports competition is already "win at all costs". Right now people sacrifice family life, friends, and education in order to become the top in the field. Top athletes will often train more per day than the average person works at an 40-hour/week job. This is why they need sponsorship, which means only the rich can compete, or at least, those who can get money from rich people.

    It's already a technology game. Of course, we don't look at training methodologies as technology, but it is. We have been developing better and better training techniques over the years, which has been showing up as better and better sports performance.

    It's already about genetic advantage. Certain people are born with better genes for sports competition. Gene therapy just levels the playing field. Heck, it also relieves the pressure from parents who want to improve their child in the womb -- they can just wait until the kid is born, who can then choose their genetic attributes themselves :-).

    I think the real issue here is that people believe that sports competition is something noble. Certainly, this is how the multi-billion $$$ Olympics.com sports corporation markets it. I just don't see it that way. I'm not saying its ignoble, its just that the NobleAthlete(tm) is a product. E.g. in the past, only "amateurs" could compete in order to maintain this mythical image, but now professional athletes can compete -- pros were allowed only when it didn't weaken the image the Olympics.com is trying to sell.

    1. Re:already "win-at-all-costs" by arkanes · · Score: 1

      All true enough, but I should point out that the idea of the Noble Athlete goes back much farther than the Olypic committee and the media. They are capitalizing on it, sure, but they didn't invent it and pass it off on the populace. I'm sure to a greater or lesser degree many of them even believe it, just as Joe Sixpack does.

  33. It's the next step in the evolution of sports by mttlg · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If you look at the past century, you'll see that athletes have used every advantage available to them to make themselves better than those who came before them. New ideas, new techniques, new equipment, new training methods, new diets, etc. The athlete of 2001 has countless advantages that the athlete of 1901 didn't have. Advances in materials and medicine alone have had a huge impact on sports. Some of these "performance-enhancing" advances (semi-dimpled golf balls, corked bats, anabolic steroids, etc.) are banned, but many others are allowed. The playing field may be mostly level at any given time, but it changes dramatically over time. Genetic enhancements, especially those that can't be detected, are just the extension of current practice into the field of genetics.

    The reason why this will eventually be accepted (assuming there is no serious risk to the athlete of course) is simple - sporting events are entertainment. If records are never broken, nobody cares. In 1997, baseball was no big deal. In 1998, there was a huge peak in interest because a record that had stood for decades was about to be broken. However, frequent record breaking is just as boring as no record breaking at all, as was shown by the general lack of interest in the last weekend of the 2001 MLB season, which featured all kinds of records falling. What does this mean about the future of genetically enhanced sports? At first, people will be amazed at the superhuman feats. Then it will get boring. Finally, it will be interesting again, if anyone still cares about sports enough to participate at the media-hyped level.

    1. Re:It's the next step in the evolution of sports by Tower · · Score: 1

      >the general lack of interest in the last weekend of the 2001 MLB season, which featured all kinds of records falling.

      That can be attributed to a few other things besides the frequency of records falling (although it *is* a large component).

      1) Meaning of the records being broken - Breaking the single-season walk record doesn't get anyone excited, though that stood longer than the home run records. Career records in walks also don't have a whole lot of effect on most fans... the ball not being in play isn't exciting for most folks. Runs aren't as fun, and "nobody liked Ty Cobb anyway". The slugging % and OPS records aren't as easily recognizable to the common fan, and don't generate nearly as much interest. This, along with the fact that Sammy hit 60 HRs 'yet again', does temper the excitement quite a bit. Even getting to 50 HRs used to be a fairly rare occasion...

      2) The personalities. Sammy vs. Mark is a lot more exciting than Barry vs. 1998... and Barry never had the fan base and media support than Sosa and Big Mac did (though even before this year he was easily a better player than either one). Rickey and Barry never were as loveable as Sammy and Mark. That goes a long way.

      3) Relevance. Anything record-breaking within a month or two of September 11th wasn't going to carry the same weight that it might have before... people were just starting to really get into the whole HR record chase again, but things got put in their place by the other events. Heck, Ichiromania even cooled down a lot, and that was one of the few really *new* things in a while.

      Super-human sports could press the limits of things, and I would surmise that there would need to be changes to other rules and regs of the sports to accomdate these things (think 400+ yd drives in golf, 550+ ft HRs in baseball when you still have 330-400 ft fences, etc). It could generate interest, but separate leagues for "normal" vs. enhanced players (especially at younger ages) would be needed... those 6'4", 250lb 10 year olds probably shouldn't be in the same league with regular kids...

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  34. Multiple Competitions? by HCase · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we could have seperate competitions, I'm for a normal/genetic mod/cyborg style competition were each group competes only against others with the same advantages and disadvantages. We'd still need to find a way to keep people from joining the wrong groups though.

    1. Re:Multiple Competitions? by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      Everyone out there knows darned well the robot football leagues of the Jetsons will take over from the human ones once robots become better at humans at manipulating reality.

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  35. If this is what it takes ... by HalfFlat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... to make gene therapy cheap and safe, then let's not worry too much!

    History has already shown that a significant proportion of athletes are willing to risk their health in order to gain a competitive advantage. Gene therapy will be another risky medical technique that they will adopt.

    Given that it is going to happen anyway, think of the benefits! With widespread use and money invested in development, it will encourage the development of gene therapies that are safer, cheaper and of potential benefit to a large proportion of the population. Why shouldn't we be fitter (or smarter, or healthier) than what our random genetic heritage dictates?

    The best defense against a world of genetic haves and have nots is to encourage an environment where gene therapy is widely accepted and above all, cheap! The alternative has the technology develop more slowly, and be available only to an elite, rich few.

    On another front, on the topic of fairness in sport, it's already moot on the genetic front. While the very best athletes of course dedicate their lives to their activities and are admirable examples of determination and hard work, they are also in all likelihood blessed with an advantageous genetic makeup when compared with the population at large. (This is sure to be more the case in some sports than others, of course!) Much as we would like it to be otherwise, we are not all born equal when it comes to genetic potential. One could make the case that genetic tinkering has the potential to make competition more fair rather than less.

    1. Re:If this is what it takes ... by laron · · Score: 1

      "... to make gene therapy cheap and safe, then let's not worry too much!"

      It does not need to be cheap. Plenty of sponsors there.
      It does not need to be save. Plenty of athlets there.

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  36. genetic modification EASY to detect by peter303 · · Score: 2

    The tests for extra DNA are pretty straightforward once you have a marker. A recent example is anthrax testing. At the beginning of the scare it was do the old fashiong way by growing cultures and looking special characteristics- a process that took three to four days. But commercial labs and the CDC came up a genetic marker test that can be done more conclusively and in an hour.

  37. heh by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2
    That's pretty... interesting.

    I'm sure a lot of people will have moral objections to this, personally I don't really care.

    However, doesn't this type of thing sort of, I dunno, take the fun out of competion? Who the hell wants to watch genetically engineered people competing, sort of the same way steroids do?

    On the other hand, wouldn't it be great to be a genetically engineered super-human?

    Ah, super strength, super reflexes, super brain power, super killing power... ;-)

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    1. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for an insight into your universe freak.

  38. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But when is a Human, not Human?

  39. "desire to win at all costs" by Bazman · · Score: 2

    I dont think its the desire to win at all costs anymore. Its the desire to win at less cost than the amount of sponsorship you might get from Nikidas.

  40. Jai Lai by Jormundgard · · Score: 1

    Jai Lai would be even better than it is now! But it probably wouldn't be as fun to gamble on.

  41. Re: selective breeding by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure exactly how many generations American slavery went on for, but I'm not entirely convinced that selective breeding, if done haphazardly for 20 or so generations (here we cannot assume a rigorous, scientifically based and centrally organized program) could produce a group of people who were significantly stronger/hardier than average. After all, when your slaves work hard every day, how do you determine how much of their muscularity is due to genetics, and how much is due to you making them carry heavy things for 16 hours a day? This sort of nature/nurture contribution to phenotype (that means the person's traits) is hard to determine even by modern bio-statistical methods. I doubt some family of slave-owning assh*oles could do it effectively enough to make a difference. I would argue that the abundance of elite black athletes might point more to a legacy of discrimination in other fields of life which might encourage more black people with potential to enter professional sports.

    WRT your comments about the Daschund and Chihuahua breeds of dogs, they weren't bred that way to look preposterous. A Daschund is ideally suited to running down narrow burrows to hunt rabbits (I think that's what they were bred to go for). A Chihuahua, well I don't know but somebody had an idea. Maybe they were bred to kill rats.

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  42. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by -brazil- · · Score: 1

    It's a question of human dignity. Do you really want to create people explicitly for the single purpose of being good at something pointless and (quite possibly) not much else? How far is it from there to a Brave new World of genetically engineered slaves and cannon fodder?

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  43. Sceptical by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 3, Interesting

    2012 sounds a little early to me.

    Gene therapy is the act of introducing gene(s) into a population of adult cells, for therepeutic benifit. For example, Cystic Fibrosis patients lack the CFTR gene. Therefore, in theory, introducing this gene to the lung cells should correct most of the physiological defects. However, the pharamseutical industry and academic sector have been struggling with this apparantly simple idea for a long time.

    Problems include:
    -deliviring the gene to the correct tissue in a high enough dose
    -Many of the delivery systems rely on (crippled, non-contagious) viral vectors, which can illicit an immune response. A patient died during clinical trials because of this
    -It is difficult to get a stable transfection. I.e. Once the gene is in the correct cell, it does not stay their for life.

    There are numerous other technical hurdles to overcome, and if the multi-billion pound pharmaceteucial industy is still struggling with them, I find it hard to believe that the (largely ameteur) athletics industry will be using them in 2012.

    But, I guess they will use this technology at some point in the future - but not untill it first becomes common place in medicine, like other peformance enhancing drugs. So the point is still valid I guess.

    Also, they say this will be difficult to detect. Philisophically, I disagree. I am of the opinion that most actions leave a fingeprint, a signature. You just have to look hard enough. You could detect gene therapy by looking for certain properties of the transgene (e.g. if it was stably integrated, the gene would likely be in the wrong place in the genome. Or if the gene was only delivered to muscle cells, the genetic content of the muscle cells would be different to skin cells).

    Furthermore, some people seem to be confusing eugenics with gene therapy. Gene therapy changes the genetic content of populations of adult cells, primarily for therepeutic benifit. Eugenics is the selective breeding of humans. Both techniques could (thereotically) be used to produce people with exta-ordinary abilities. However, eugenics would result in the trait being passed on to future generations. Gene therapy, normally, would not do this, except in the case of germline gene therapy, which I believe is now outlawed in most countries along with human cloning & eugenics.

    1. Re:Sceptical by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      I don't think that human cloning is outlawed in most countries. It is certainly not in the US. That might change quickly with the recent news of that company having some small success with it.

    2. Re:Sceptical by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I should of said "reproductive human cloning", which is against the law in the US. Funnily enough - due to a technical loophole - this is currently legal in UK.

    3. Re:Sceptical by jeebee · · Score: 1

      As someone with CF, I follow the research fairly closely, and I found the write-up for this slashdot article a little surprising. I doubt that genetic treatments for CF will be used directly as performance enhancing drugs. Hopefully readers didn't interpret it that way. (The original article only states that gene therapy may be used and listed CF as one of the original motivations for research.)

      As for CF gene-therapy research, I will be very surpised if there is a working gene-therapy based treatment in the next 10 or so years, at least in the sense that people originally thought (i.e., permanently correcting the genetic defect). It seems more likely to me that there will be therapies based on knowledge about the genetic defect. There are several studies underway testing drugs that might correct the chloride transfer problems without actually replacing genes.

    4. Re:Sceptical by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      Really? Do you have a cite for that? I was under the impression that about the only thing that was done was stopping federal funding for research into that.

    5. Re:Sceptical by kdawg6000 · · Score: 1

      I agree that this story is very premature. To my knowledge, no medical condition has ever been cured using gene delivery. Scientists have been optimistic about using such therapy for Cystic Fibrosis because delivery to the lungs is practical (inhalation); however barriers to delivery remain high for other organs/tissues.

      So the chances that it will be used by 2012 to improve athletic performance seem extremely low.

      BTW, the parent message should be moderated up!

    6. Re:Sceptical by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 1

      Hi,

      Yeah, I agree - I doubt that treatments for CF will be used as peformance enhancing drugs. I think both myself and the parent link were using it as an example for gene therapy, as this is the most well known example. However, you could envisage that gene therapy for other traits could be used in this respect (e.g. blood disorders, muscle wasting diseases).

      I also agree that gene therapy for CF (and almost everthing else) is still pretty out there. And yes, therapies based on knowledge about the genetic defect & designing a novel solution is still the most viable route. Not too up on this stuff with CF these days, but i do love the example of phenylketonuria: Discovery of the gene lead to understanding of the metabolic pathway involved. After that, all that was required was a change in diet at birth.

  44. Earn millions with a GE Footballer by humps · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Olympic is not as commercial as Football, both American and English (real) style. Commercial factor is always the evil factor! Just imagine clubs like 49ers or Chelsea start sponsoring these things. Then you'll see a huge meathead SF49er running at 50mph or a rugby player sized footballer running faster than Owen, more skillful than Maradona and play better golf than tiger woods in his spare time.

    Then what is the point of watching games anymore? amire the result of science?

    Why can't I be engineered to be a super star to earn millions in sports instead of someone else?

    1. Re:Earn millions with a GE Footballer by nomadic · · Score: 2


      Then what is the point of watching games anymore? amire the result of science?

      Sure. I'd rather admire the result of science than admire the physical performance. "Wow, look how they managed to increase his muscle mass without any of the usual side effects--their team must have figured out a better sequence of muscle growth genes"

  45. Quite frankly, by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

    who cares? Sport is boring to watch anyway - i say, let them make GM athletes, and let them take all the drugs they want! I`d watch a race if all the contestants were on some combination of Speed, PCP and acid. You`d be a fool not to.

  46. I'm genetically engineered... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm engineered in such a way that my cells divide and grow and make me larger and stronger. I was so cleverly engineered that if you cut me the damage repairs itself over time... also I have a system by which I can fuel myself, and a means of distribution for that fuel throughout my body...

    Isn't science wonderful...?

    1. Re:I'm genetically engineered... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2
      Well not really. Ok, maybe if you believe in god, than you may believe you were "engineered" but then you'd probably have a problem with muddling with "the creator's work".

      If you don't believe in god, then you presumably realize that you came into existence by a process which has nothing in common with engineering. Evolution has neither a goal, nor is there an understanding of the process which is driving it. I think both of those are required for engineering work.

      Of course, sometimes we may wonder "why the fuck, am I supposed to do this?" but that only shows that most companies aren't run by engineers. ;)

    2. Re:I'm genetically engineered... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Good grief. Creationists on Slashdot?

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    3. Re:I'm genetically engineered... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2

      I'm not creationist at all... if you read my post it can be viewed from two different perspectives which makes it more Taoist.

    4. Re:I'm genetically engineered... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
      Of course, sometimes we may wonder "why the fuck, am I supposed to do this?" but that only shows that most companies aren't run by engineers. ;)

      And if they were run by engineers, ther companies probably wouldn't be around for you to wonder "why the fuck am I supposed to do this?" at all. Maybe it's a good thing not to ask too many questions!

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    5. Re:I'm genetically engineered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were also engineered in a way that with sufficient technical acumen and a knowledgebase the means of your creation and atrophy and enhancement can be fathomed and explored.

      ergo:
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  47. Genetic modification is NOT easy to detect by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The test for anthrax is based on detecting genes which exist in the anthrax bacterium. This IS easy using modern molecular methods. It will be harder to detect whether a human being has been genetically modified by the addition of naturally occurring human genes. After all, who's to say that they weren't born with the gene(s)? It would be easier if the genes being inserted were from other species but you'd have to test for a LOT of different genes unless certain genes became so commonly used that you could expect to catch a good proportion of the offenders. You might more effectively screen for the presence of vector (the DNA which "carries" the gene into the person's chromosomes) sequence, but again there are a number of vectors (adenoviruses, HIV, other retroviruses) which could be used, and some of them are VERY similar to viruses you and I might be carrying right now. It'll be harder than you think.

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    1. Re:Genetic modification is NOT easy to detect by mshomphe · · Score: 2

      I think the third arm and the ability to fly would tip me off that an individual has been "modified". ;)

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  48. It's done already by Ubi_NL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In rats and monkeys that is.

    They managed to inject DNA containing biosynthesis genes for EPO so that rats were capable of running around endlessly with 3 times their body weight on their back. They were named 'Arnold Schwarzenegger' mice. In monkeys gene therapy had a similar effect.
    It must however be noted that at least in monkeys it was found that the genes changed the blood to look like ketchup, with all the hazards that go along with that.

    However, the problem with EPO etc etc is that although it does build muscle, it DOES NOT increase the muscle binding to the bone. So a;though you'll get 80 meters in 1 second, by that time all muscles are ripped off and you'll never finish your 100 meters on your own...

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    1. Re:It's done already by arkanes · · Score: 1
      It must however be noted that at least in monkeys it was found that the genes changed the blood to look like ketchup, with all the hazards that go along with that.

      Great! Now cheap ratburger places can save on ketchup as well as beef!

  49. Isn't this allready done by baronben · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not that we are creating super babies, but in many cases, we are training olypic athletes from birth. If I recall the old Sovit Union held try outs in all the elementry schools and then took the promosing youth to athletic camps and proceded to train the hell out of them. This is most notrotious among women's gymnastics and figure skating, but it can also been seen in swiming. I mean in these sports we have 14 or 15 year olds traing 10 hours a day. We may not be genticly enginering them, but we certenly determen their fate from a suprisingly younge age.

    1. Re:Isn't this allready done by nomadic · · Score: 2

      They did that with chess too. Weird how communist countries have been so obsessed with winning on the international stage in contests, as if that proves something.

    2. Re:Isn't this allready done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is also done in Australia but not to such the extent. That is why a country of 20 Million(me guessing number) can get so many medals in the olypmics. Per person they get way more metals than the USA.

  50. Mickey-Mouse Olympics by khendron · · Score: 1

    It's mentioned in the article, but I haven't seen a post yet that recommends reading the following short story:

    "The Mickey Mouse Olympics", but Thomas Sullivan (I think).

    A web search shows that it appears in The Best of Omni Science Fiction, No. 2, ed. Ben Bova & Don Myrus, Omni, 1981.

    It's quite funny, yet evidently prophetic.

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  51. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by jgerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As opposed to which pursuits that aren't pointless. Overall nothing has a point so why crack on athletics?

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  52. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by zangdesign · · Score: 1

    Is there a potential for some serious profit here?

    Yes? Sign me up!

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  53. Cosmic Surgery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cosmic Surgery? What's that all about then?

    1. Re:Cosmic Surgery? by cmclean · · Score: 3, Funny
      Cosmic Surgery? What's that all about then?

      It's for people who don't like the look of thier horoscopes.

      cmclean

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    2. Re:Cosmic Surgery? by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      > Cosmic Surgery? What's that all about then?

      You know, breasts the size of a planet.

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  54. bred for perfomance by aunchaki · · Score: 1

    So we're not immediately facing the prospect of watching athletes bred especially for their performance...

    Do you think we've never seen athletes specifically bred for performance? What do you think the Soviet and Chinese state athletic systems have been doing for decades? Of course, they're not genetically altered for perfomance, but I'm sure some have been bred as carefully as lab mice.

  55. Hehe... by jgerman · · Score: 2

    ...this is an anime plot,... check out Black Jack.

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  56. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, the irony. Speaking of the Olympics, need I remind everyone about Hitler and the Olympics? Anyone remember Jesse Owens? Seems we became the monsters when we fought it.

  57. Separate events... by asn · · Score: 1


    Just have the Olympics stay as they are now with unmodified humans, and then have Ultimate Olympics with the Super Humans... Make it Pay Per View and have cheesy theme songs for all the athletes...

  58. The more the better by boldra · · Score: 1

    I say go for it - let's get those genetically engineered mutants up there with the cyborgs and the drug users, then we'll see who really wins gold!

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  59. Re: selective breeding by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I do understand what you are saying about the dogs I mentioned. I know alot about different breeds of dog. I just an not a big fan of the Daschund and the Chihuahua. Never have been. I know what their use was. I like the Cavalier King Charles Spaniels. Well, I like most of the Spaniels in general. Most of them are "bird dogs" and "lap dogs".


    As for the breeding program of the slaves. It is a documented fact that black people (at the time slaves) were specifically breed large men with large women with the intent of making bigger and hopefully faster and stronger children. I know that it was not scientific, BUT there have been a few articles in the past 10 years about this topic. It is NOT a popular topic because of the nature of the subject. I feel uncomfortable about writing about it, but there is nothing I can do about the past.


    It is my opinion and I agree with the articles that I have read about this subject that the breeding done to the then slaves has enhanced some of our athletes. I also feel that it is not a bad thing and that it should be something that men and women think about when they are looking at potential mates. I was thinking about it and dumped this one particular girlfriend for a number of emotional issues and because I did NOT want to have children with her. I was fearing that her partial blindness and hearing loss, which she was born with, would be passed on. I was also concerned about emotional instability. My wife is a very intelligent and staunchly independant. I love that about her. I am very happy to be having children with her. In fact, the "joke" in her family was to marry a tall man, because her family is generations of short.



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  60. The problem with this is... by mESSDan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What if I want to run as fast as Carl Lewis? Or lift as much as Magnus ver Magnusson? Or swim as well as Matt Biandi? What if I want to be able to do all three? Who are you to tell me I can't?
    Hmm, with today's gene therapy, you'd be lucky to be as fast as Magnus ver Magnusson, able to lift as much as Matt Biandi, and swim as well as Carl Lewis. Don't push it ;)
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  61. watch out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch out for those 10-year-old discus throwers of 2012! They'll knock your socks off!

    2012?! pfft!

  62. 2 olympics by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been waiting for this for years.

    What I would like to see is 2 separate parallel olympics:

    SuperOlympics
    Take all the drugs you want, upgrade your genes, add some cyborg parts, and do the 100 meter dash flat under 4 seconds. (I would love to see a marathonian on coke!)

    NormalOlympics
    Just like they are now, no drugs, no gene therapy, no implants, BUT with snipers! If you fail a drug test, they don't tell you, you get shot in mid-race!

    Now THAT I would watch!

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    1. Re:2 olympics by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2
      SuperOlympics
      Take all the drugs you want, upgrade your genes...

      Been done. The Saturday Night Live sketch, "The All-Drug Olympics".

      Dennis, getting ready to lift now is Sergei Akmudov of the Soviet Union. His trainer has told me that he's taken antibolic steroids, Novacaine, Nyquil, Darvon, and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he's had a few cocktails within the last hour or so. All of this is, of course, perfectly legal at the All-Drug Olympics, in fact it's encouraged. Akmudov is getting set now, he's going for a clean and jerk of over 1500 pounds, which would triple the existing world record.
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    2. Re:2 olympics by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      SpecialOlympics:
      Do whatever you want, however you want, because it's the effort that counts. Keep the snipers, though, because everybody gets shot. ;)

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    3. Re:2 olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, and then his arms come off :)

  63. What are the negative side effects ? by Fosberry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We already draw artifical lines between what is acceptable and what is not in athletics training. The common thread in banned supplements is that they are deemed hazardous to the athlete's health. Would gene therapy have significant harmful side effects ? If not, there is no reason to ban it.

    Creatine is legal, anabolic steroids are illegal, and androstenedione was illegal in some sports but legal in others (although baseball later banned it).

    Science will continue to come up with performance enhancing methods faster than tests can be produced to detect their use. If this does give people an edge, it will be used whether it is legal or not.

  64. Paradise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, let's just genetically engineer a paradise.

    Taken from http://www.hedweb.org/
    The Hedonistic Imperative outlines how genetic engineering and nanotechnology will abolish suffering in all sentient life.

  65. Uhh, that's a health pill. by glowingspleen · · Score: 2

    "I need to take these massive amounts of Vitamin C to prevent scurvy. It has nothing to do with the fact that my ankles are the size of your neck."

  66. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

    > I draw the line at cyborgs though...

    In competing with humans, of course. Now in their own division...

    ...which will be the new, Unlimited Division, then that will be good...

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  67. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

    > How far is it from there to a Brave new World of
    > genetically engineered slaves and cannon fodder?

    Nah, robot armies is the future, same for house workers.

    I did read a sci-fi story once where, in the distant future, there really wasn't anything to do. So, to have something to do, people would be other people's houses. One guy was a street cleaner with a body designed to suck up garbage (which tasted really, really good to him) and he would process it and shit gems out onto the street.

    Free will isn't about a meaningless spiritual freedom. It's about the freedom to do what you want. Now, setting "what you want" is another story...

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  68. Re:Scientific American has some articles about thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    GO BO! I have a hunch Bo Jackson (Oakland Raiders)
    may have done just that without genetics, merely
    steroid abuse. Any thoughts?

  69. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Draxos+(PB) · · Score: 1

    If you look back the original artical talks about genetic treatements to grown adult athletes. Its not a question of "human dignity" its a question of free will and free experession. If someone makes a mature concious descision to have some form of gene therapy to make them a great runner whats the problem ?

    By the same token if a intelligent lifeform is deliberatly engineered for running with no choice of its own then forced to be an athlete this is clearly ethically dubious. Of course it can be argued that no one gets to decide what there good at or how the look. Therefore banning the creation of genetically altered humans would be the ethical equal of forbiding people with genetic problems (eg. poor vision) from breeding without genetic correction of there children.

    I will personally admit to being in favor of modifications / variants of humanity as long as we can avoid the whole mediveval slavery thing. As for human rights it is the resposability of any decent goverment and individual to give such rights to anyone or anything capable of asking for them.

  70. Insight into gene altercations by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

    You are right on all accounts. but in a way, I think this is good.

    Science has shown that genetic diversity leads to more prosperous life. The last great development here was sexual reproduction over asexual reproduction, which obviously, in terms of creating a diversity of life succeeded quite remarkibly. Do you think the first sexual species sat around and went

    Do you think we should have sex? It's not our place to play god!

    What's wrong with assexual reproduction? It's worked so far, and we're still here!

    etc...

    Now, humans have the ability to be the next species that ascends the genetic diversity barrier. Because we can go beyond a mix of genetics of two orgnasims. We create whatever we want genitically. Yes, there will be downsides and failures, but this is nature. How many species have become extinct since life began? How many stillbirths due to genetic issues since life began? How many died because they had not enough toes, lack of camoflauge pigmentation, etc.

    With exponentially greater variances in genetic diversity we'll have to be prepared for exponentially greater errors. But what will matter most is the exponentially greater advancement of all life.

    Just my 2 cents...

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  71. If it's not detectable, it should be legal by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do we separate drugs from nutrition. Last olympics, an athelete was accused of using drugs because they seemed to be detected in his body. Turns out he just ate a lot of a certain nutrient and his body produced the chemical naturally.

    Here's an idea. Atheletes should be allowed to use any chemical that they want, so long as it occurs naturally in the human body. If you die of liver failure or somthing like that within ten years after winning, they take back your medal.

    What the hell is the difference if one athelete produces loads of a hormone naturally and another injects it?

    Or maybe they should just do a variation of Roman law and say that it's illegal to use any drug which is detectable. If you can't detect it, it shouldn't be illegal.

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  72. Re: selective breeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how much of this "selective breeding" was just "big strong guy + big strong girl" = surprise, surprise, "big strong children".

    "Breeding" a few extra marginally bigger people for a dozen generations isn't going to do too much.

  73. A note about the cycling scancal part by ragnar · · Score: 2

    The article mentions the doping scandal in the 1998 edition of the Tour de France and claims that 20 cyclists have died of EPO abuse. In truth there is really only one EPO abuse death that has been documented and I'm not sure where they got this figure. I've been an avid cyclist for years and have never heard such a high figure.

    The international cycling union prohibits EPO usage (like many other sport unions) in order to make the sport more fair. This stuff costs a lot of money. Even if there were no risk of personal harm, if everyone has to dope in order to compete it just means that the average speed increases and the financial costs as an athlete also increase. Objectively it would be more prudent for everyone not to dope, but some will try for an unnearned edge so they need to test and occassionally a scandal erupts.

    (As a side note, cycling often gets a bad rap for drug problems, but it is because the officials are more serious about rooting out the problem. For example, in major races they conduct random drug inspections and keep samples for 6 months afterwards should a more refined test method be developed. In cycling, if you hemocrit level is over 50% you are automatically disallowed from the major races. Other sports are much more relaxed and in effect turn a blind eye to the problem because it produces bad press.)

    Genetic modification is a more tricky topic. We could all generally agree that this would be good if we could reduce heart disease. It is a short step to conclude that genetic modifications to allow for a higher oxygen capacity for blood would be good. This is what some drugs like EPO do.

    The bottom line is that any elite athlete is a very specialized person. For example, when Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France he sacrifices many other pursuits in order to train 6 hours a day on the bike. He lives like a monk in order to win. Incidentally, he is quite gifted genetically.

    I'm an avid cyclist and an amateur racer, but I'll never ride like Armstrong. A pity, but true. If someone could be engineered to beat a natural elite athlete it would be a tad pale. I tend to think that many of us have the ability to be great at something, we just need to discover it. Athletes have done this. For the most part they learned about themselves and chose to maximize their talent. What does this say of someone who would be engineered to be a great cyclist?

    I'm no luddite and I think genetic engineering will yeild great things, but in the realm of sport the real beauty isn't in the records broken. The beauty is seeing someone who discovered his or her best acheivement. How that I wish we could all do that.

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  74. Genetic not just breeding by DaoudaW · · Score: 2

    So we're not immediately facing the prospect of watching athletes bred especially for their performance
    Genetic therapy is not about inheritance or breeding. Geneticists are increasingly seeing every physiological process as genetic. The therapy works by introducing certain genetic material into a living organism. Even a small amount this material can "cure" diseases caused by the lack of certain enzymes due to defective genes. This article seems to imply that even those without defective genes can benefit from the additional genetic material.

    So far, this is undetectable.
    Where does this idea come from? Its not in the article. I doubt that its true.

    And some sports scientists believe that work must start now on developing a test to catch them out.
    Okay, okay! Developing a test that can be used quickly on a large number of athletes shouldn't be too difficult. Certainly those working on the therapy would have a test to determine whether it's effective.

    1. Re:Genetic not just breeding by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      How do you decide that a person is naturally genetically different but OK to compete and someone else has been artificially altered and not OK? If I'm born with a mutation that causes more twitch muscle fibers to naturally grow should I be allowed to compete but the guy who has the gene implanted cannot?

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    2. Re:Genetic not just breeding by stapedium · · Score: 1

      The tools we have to implant genes are very crude. I doubt it would be difficult to find a way to detect their use.

      Here are some ideas:

      First, none of the methods of transfering genes that I know of (viral transfection, electrical or chemical shock) can target the genes insertion to a specific region of the human genome. To detect a "fake gene" you would just sequence the genes around it to find out if it is in a natrually occuring place. Or you could get the cells to divide pull out the chromosomes, and use a flourescent tracer to make sure the gene is on the right chromosome.

      Second, controling the expression of the implnated DNA segment is also no where near perfect. Most geene threapies rely on implanting a promoter along with the DNA sequence of the gene to be expressed. These promoters are easy to detect and my guess is that they are not the ones that naturally occur with the gene that would be implanted. So just look for that promoter in proximity of the "fake gene."

      The whole mutation argument is right out. While comicbook geneticists may make you think mutations are totally random, unpredictable, untracable events, they are not. You could prove that your gene was a true mutation by comparing you new super gene with your parent's genes and showing that a specific type of mutation occurred. The likelihood of you randomly acquiring DNA from a rabit that is not found in a human is not very high.

  75. Re: selective breeding by Ionized · · Score: 1

    also consider survival of the fittest at work. hardier slaves were less likely to die at the hands of mistreatment or overworking by their masters.

    not only that, but think about the original stock the slave owners had to work with -- slaves shipped from africa had to endure long, potentially lethal boat trips across the atlantic. weaker individuals were much more likely to perish on the way here.

  76. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, not that Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf got together to make uber-tennis babies, but...

    talent is 100% genes, so that part is up to your parents and random selection. What you do with it is essentially up to you. Just look at the failures to make star atheletes, like Todd Marinovich, compared with the likes of Doug Flutie, et al.

    What I remember is reading a Sports Illustrated story that had a scenario along these lines:
    high school student gets a treatment, suddenly can run a 3.8 40-m dash. Sets scads of records. Signs a pro football contract out of high school. Somewhere along the line, he's playing a pickup game of basketball. He's driving for a layup, when there is a sickening sound as he collapses to the ground. Because his genetic treatment made his quad muscles so strong, he ended up with the front-top of his tibia being pulled apart, and the jagged bone, as it was pulled up way past his knee, did enough damage that he'll be lucky if he can walk.

    Hmm...

    Just look at how bioengineered drugs like EPO, HGF/1, etc., have infested endurance sports, most visibly, professional bike racing.

    The way these genetic modifications might be detected is to do DNA mapping of the athlete in question along with both of his parents. With some sort of modeling, one would possibly be able to determine whether a first-generation athlete, at least, has been GMO'd.

    the genie is out of the bottle.

  77. What about the Sexual Olympics? by revscat · · Score: 2

    Personally, I could give a crap if I could break the world's record in... whatever. I'll leave that to the comptetive types who get their sense of self worth from beating other people.

    BUT: If these techniques could be used to be a sort of super-Viagara, not only keeping Mr. Happy up and running but also keep Mr. Coronary Failure from showing up... Well I'd be tearing down the door to get it done.

    And you know how a normal tongue is three times stronger than normal muscle tissue? Think about it! A super tongue! I'd start spelling "cunnilingus" with even more N's. And I'd have oh so many new friends with large breasts and flat stomachs and tasteful tattoos. Hell, I might even get famous and get on Stile Project! Woo-hoo!

    - Rev.
    1. Re:What about the Sexual Olympics? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Unless they modify your personality also you'll only win the gold medal for "one handed typing"

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  78. Your last sentence hits the nail... by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or, people who can tear their tendons out of their bones...

    Yes, certain genetic enhancements, such as higher RBC count, can be done without (i assume) much damage to the body.

    However, there are limits to other enhancements. The human body has had millions of years to become somewhat optimized. When you start increasing certain aspects with disregard for others, you create problems.

    Just building muscle mass on power weight lifters won't matter much unless you also increase the strength of all the supporting structures. Yes, you could pretty easily increase muscle mass/density to lift an extra 200kg. But how much more weight can the wrist take before snapping? The small bones of the feet?

    Sprinters- just how much stress can you put on your feet when you start? Sure, tweaking those leg muscles so they can pump faster will help, but the start is the most critical part of a sprint. Gene therapy to build stronger bones and tendons in the feet so that it can withstand more pressure at the starting point would be key to winning races. IIRC, the foot can withstand 20G's or so. Well, if you could double it, then the sprinters would be able to get off the line that much quicker.

    Perhaps that's where the competition will be. How far can you push the body, during competition, without breaking. Sorta like the drag races of today- the cars that win are the ones that are the best, but most importantly, don't blow headers and gaskets coming off the line.

    We'll start watching the olympics for the same reasons we watch the nascar races; for the crashes.

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    1. Re:Your last sentence hits the nail... by Azog · · Score: 1

      The World's Strongest Man competitions are already like this, a little. *cough* not that I would ever watch it, but it's a common occurrence during those contests for one of the competitors to blow out a joint, rip a tendon, or even break bones under the pressure. Those guys are huge, scary, steroid monsters who can lift cars and stuff. Seems like with enough training / drugs, muscles grow without much limit - other body parts become the weakest links.

      Ugh.

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  79. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2
    If someone makes a mature concious descision to have some form of gene therapy to make them a great runner whats the problem ?

    The problem is the pressure he puts on other athletes - if they want to compete, they have to use these (potentially harmful) methods, too.

    Also essentially it's unfair competition - is a genetically modified runner still in the same league as "real humans"? I mean if I really wanted to move extremely fast, running would be the least attractive choice. I could use a car, motorcycle or jet plane, depending on the distance.

    If it's fair for modified humans to run, then why shouldn't someone make a mature, concious decision, to have an engine and wheels build in?

  80. Who cares anyway? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I've always thought it was an incredible waste of one's life to dedicate it to jumping across sand pits (long jump) or seeing how fast someone can run. How about putting all that research and energy into something useful like mental performance? We could have speed adding! Regurgitating pi! Bug free coding challenges!

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  81. Keep going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to see skaters with unbreakable kneecaps!
    I want to see snowboarders with unlimited tolerance for THC!
    How about hammer throwers who can throw it so fast they are close to tossing their arms with the weight?
    Runners who go so fast some start breaking bones!
    Female marathoners who aren't flat chested!

    We really need a 2nd Olympics, the Unlimited Class.

  82. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by zangdesign · · Score: 1

    If it's fair for modified humans to run, then why shouldn't someone make a mature, concious decision, to have an engine and wheels build in?

    Why not? If the technology is up to speed (unintentional pun) then why shouldn't we modify our bodies beyond recognition? It's my body and despite any laws, ultimately, I am responsible for what happens to it. But I am responsible to me, not to society or anyone else. What I choose to do with my body is up to me.

    So I don't see a problem with someone adding in mag wheels and flame stripes, if that's what they want to do.

    I may not agree with it, but in the end, I am not the one someone else needs to answer to. Nor is anyone else.

    As for the definition of human, that's shaky ground. If we define by IQ, then we leave out many members of our society who have a less than normal (or even a higher than normal) intelligence. If we define strictly on physical characteristics, then we could wind up leaving out those with fewer working appendages. There is no standard for the definition of human beyond that in the dictionary - and it hardly suffices for discussion in this area.

    Perhaps we need to rethink our definition of human a little bit.

    As for unfair competition - if it's within the rules, how is it unfair? Rules allow for quantifiable boundaries on action and reaction - but morals and ethics are simply a creation of society and vary from person to person. It is impossible (except in a general manner) to form a quantifiable set of ethics and/or morals that everyone can accept.

    My thought is: if you are willing to accept the consequences, known and unknown, of genetic modification - then by all means, modify away.

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  83. So who gets the medals? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    If the atheletes are just the products of R&D then they shouldn't get the awards, they should march out the research teams to the podium. Hell, all the Gulf War parades should've consisted of electrical engineers and physicists.

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  84. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Draxos+(PB) · · Score: 1

    "Professional runner joe blogs trains 30+ hours a week , this is unfairly putting pressure on me as i don't want to train as much."

    Sorry but some people want to win more than other people and that kind of thing always shows through, its what the idea of competition is all about after all. Its why people take drugs now and continue to do so.

    I will however conceed some type of league / rating system should be considered and humbly propose the following.
    1. James T. Kirk Pie Eaters League -No training.
    2. Ye Olde traditionalists -No Chemicals.
    3. Marvel Power Pills League. - Guess what ?
    4. University Challenge - Genetics V Cybernetics.

    Does that appeal to your sense of fairness ? If it's fair for modified humans to run, then why shouldn't someone make a mature, concious decision, to have an engine and wheels build in? If they want to and can find someone willing to compete I still don't see a problem. They've already paid for there advantage in all sorts of interesting physical and psychological ways

    Cyberlimpics 2020 , watch people become distored freaks for your entertainment .... hang on we have that already.

  85. German Women by Meech · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this a problem with Germany's Women's Swim Team years ago?

  86. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
    Sorry but some people want to win more than other people and that kin d of thing always shows through, its what the idea of competition is all about after all. Its why people take drugs now and continue to do so.

    I think all these athletic competitions make no sense once you allow *all* technology. You just couldn't have a 2000 meter run anymore, everybody would just use a car. So now it turned into another car race. So assuming you allow it: what's the point?

  87. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds to me like somebody got picked last in gym class one too many times.

  88. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
    My thought is: if you are willing to accept the consequences, known and unknown, of genetic modification - then by all means, modify away.

    The question really is: why? I mean these competitions operate within some arbitrary rules - why not allow marathon runners to take shortcuts? So if the organization which makes up these rules (IOC and others) want to change them: what's the particular benefit of allowing genetic mods? If you allow them, why not allow engines?

    Do any of these methods actually make the sport more interesting? If you have a group of runners which are closely matched, then you might find the race exciting, but I doubt you'd notice a few 1/100 s in the winners time, without a stop watch.

  89. Sports Psych by TenderMuffin · · Score: 1

    It's not difficult to realize why some athletes do drugs to increase performance.

    Athletes have a certain desire to succeed, whether it be on a field, a court, a river, or a skating rink. Just as YOU probably want to succeed with your work, athletes want to succeed with what THEY do. When, say, running as fast as you can is your life, your job, and your passion, it's easy to see how one would be tempted to increase their performance any way they can.

    The risk of having heart trouble (especially with the normal human perception that "that'll never happen to ME!") is no match for a guaranteed half second off your 100 meter time.

    -TenderMuffin

  90. Re:2 olympics - anime by greymond · · Score: 1

    ever see blackjack? after awhile all the "super humnas" start dieing rather quickly and messilly from the "drug" they were taking.

  91. Performance encancements for programming? by GutterBunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine being able to take a shot a day of some exotic drug and then being able to almost instantly understand COM?

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    1. Re:Performance encancements for programming? by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention exotic drugs. I went to a Microsoft conference once and they gave me a shot like you describe. I don't really remember what they talked about at the conference, but I sure love COM now! Just yesterday a guy was talking about RMI and CORBA and I beat the hell out of him!!! COM IS LOVE!!!!

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    2. Re:Performance encancements for programming? by Karma+50 · · Score: 1

      GutterBunny->Release();
      return;
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  92. Graf/Agassi offspring by ralphb · · Score: 1

    Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi just produced a kid. Does that count as genetic engineering? Will the kid be old enough to compete in 2012?

  93. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by Draxos+(PB) · · Score: 1

    what's the point? Same point as any sport, a collection of people want to take part in it because they thinks its fun / want to win it / want the money and it is sufficiently interesting to the general / public media it becomes popular. People who disagree will play by different rules. Take rugby league vs rugby union for example, the same game with slightly different rules (mainly on the degree of overt vs covert violence) each has its supporters both are fun.

  94. I can't help but think of the Red Dwarf book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was an 8 foot by twelve foot rectangle, and still managed to lose 1-0.

  95. Super Modified Class by ehud42 · · Score: 1

    At the risk of being redundant, I've often wondered, how far can science push the human body?

    Look at auto racing. There's various classes of vehicles, with different rules. Typically you start with basic stock racing. Very limited mods allowed to the vehicle. The classes progress, until you reach the Super Modified class, where just about anything goes.

    While there are some rules for safety, the cars don't look anything like your father's Oldsmobile.

    Keep the Olympics pure, but hey, hype up the Strongest Man / Women / half breed contests. Open the doors and let these scientific wonders / freaks of nature do battle and lets see what the body is capable of handling!

    There's many ethical issues, just make it a pay-per-view, don't try this at home - oh yeah, and run it on FOX...

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  96. *Bred* for performance as early as 2012? by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    Only -- possibly -- in women's gymnastics.

    I think a twelve year old weight lifter, tennis pro, or speed skater might raise enough eyebrows to merit genetic testing. Abusing gene therapy might enhance an existing individual's performance, but test-tube to track superathletes will take longer than twelve years to produce.

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  97. finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can finally have my own version of Natalie Portman

  98. In sports, willpower is as big factor by diadem · · Score: 1

    There gets to a point where ability as much a question of mental will as it is physical power. Your body may be able to handle much of anything, but if you don't harness your potential, you won't be much good.

    Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying willpower will do everything. There are many times when people's bodies just give out because they are pushed beyond their limits. There are times when no amount of will can force the body to do something it simply because it lacks the energy to do so. However, it takes a certain kind of person to make their body reach that limit. This includes dedication to the sport and practicing correctly when you are not competing.

    Will genetically engendered athletes have an advantage? Yes. Will that guarantee them a win? Not at all.

    For those who are wondering, yes I am varsity division one in college.

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  99. Jimmy the Greek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Jimmy the Greek already talk about this.

  100. Achilles Choice by tbuskey · · Score: 1

    Larry Niven & Stephen Barnes explored parts of this in Achilles Choice.

  101. and the african Africans? by laron · · Score: 1

    AFAIK there was no such breeding in Kenya, for example, yet a lot of runners come from there.

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    1. Re:and the african Africans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to specifically endorse any of this, but When was the last time you saw a Kenyan win a Power event? Kenyan (and Ethiopean) runners win the Long distance events year in and year out. This is mostly because they start running (to school and back) while children, and partly because distance running is respected there. In America we ride school buses and mostly respect strenght over endurance.

      IANABiologist/Geneticist, but 200 year of semi-selective breeding in humans would work out to about 20 generations. I'm guessing that 20 generations is enough to have a pretty strong effect (I don't think Mendel used that many generations in his genetics experiments). Anyway, it doesn't really matter, as nothing could ever be used to in any way justify slavery. Besides, athletics should be as much a pursuit of pushing yourself to your limits as it should be about humanity pushing itself to humanities limits.

      There is a great deal of pride that comes with, say, cutting 10 seconds of your personal best mile time. I don't think that same pride would be there if you had to cheat (use drugs, etc). Of course some people will do it anyway. Sort of like those people that cheat on Net FPS games. They cant possibly get any sense of accomplishment from using a headbot.

      (AC because I don't have an account, before you condemn me, ask yourself why so many that criticize the NYTimes Free Reg also Critisize Slashdot ACs)

    2. Re:and the african Africans? by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      IANABiologist/Geneticist, but 200 year of semi-selective breeding in humans would work out to about 20 generations.

      How do you get these numbers, unless people start reproducing at 10 years of age?

      Anyways, I wonder if it really has more to do with evolving in an environment with big game, such as wilderbeests, and elephants, and big predators, such as lions in their midst, than being selectively bred over a relatively short period to serve as slaves. I also understand that larger bodies are also more advantageous in hot and arid climates, such as the African savannah, to provide more surface area for sweat to cool the body with.

  102. Their right by dh003i · · Score: 1

    If I want to use gene therapy to allow myself to learn things quicker, or to heal quicker, or to live longer, that's my right: Its my body. Society shouldn't be able to tell people what they can and can't do with their own body.

    Similarly, if an athlete wants to use gene-therapy to give himself a better endurance, that's his right. Sure, other athletes who don't do this will whine...that's their right too. Maybe sports leagues will set up rules for this, or even have separate leagues for players who do and don't use gene therapy; or maybe they'll let both play in the same league. After all, its really just another form of doing all you can to be the best you can be.

    I realize that some people -- notably, religious nuts, and even some paranoid atheists -- are fearful of gene-therapy, genetic engineering, and cloning. I'm not. If there's a way to use gene therapy to make me live longer or obtain any other benefit I'd be glad to have, I'm all for it. As for genetic engineering(genetically engineering human beings before born), I'm not against that either. Yes, religious nuts say its playing god; some atheists say its messing with mother nature. I say its just another step in our quest for perfection. As for cloning, I'm not at all against that either, though I think no person from the past should be cloned, because they didn't have the opportunity to express their opinion one whether or not they wanted to be cloned. No one should be cloned against their will, so anyone who lived before cloning was possible shouldn't be cloned. This is my libertarian position on the issue. However, it is also in conflict with other libertarian values I have. For one thing, we can stomp our feet all we want and say we don't want this to happen: someone will do it. Period. And what are we going to do to the person who did it? What crime is that? Are we going to treat him or her like a common criminal, for creating a life? Hardly seems reasonable.

  103. Fair? Yes. by dh003i · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've read several comments on slashdot, and gotten the impression that some people think such gene therapy would be "unfair" to those athletes who didn't use it, if they had to compete against those who did.

    This is nonsense.

    Really, all gene therapy does is alter someone's natural talent. No one really "deserves" what natural talent they have anyways. Did Einstein or Hawking "deserve" to be brilliant? Did Michael Jordan "deserve" to be gifted with natural athletic talent. The answer to these questions is, of course, a resounding no.

    No one deserves what natural talents they have or do not have.

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  104. Re: selective breeding by the_quark · · Score: 2

    Dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers, actually, a much more fearsome foe than a mere rabbit.

    I know this because a bed-and-breakfast my wife and I once stayed at had a dachshund puppy that got into everything and loved to go into dark, tight places (like handbags). I took to speaking for it (I often speak for animals and babies), saying, "Is there a badger in here? Maybe there's a badger in HERE!"

    As for the Chihuahua, I can't find a good reference on what they were bred for or even where they came from. Weren't they were bred to hunt Gorditas...?

  105. Breeding for athletic performance by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So we're not immediately facing the prospect of watching athletes bred especially for their performance but, with our desire to win at all costs, this too can't be far off.

    WHAT?

    Athletes have been "breeding for athletic performance" for thousands of years! That's what it's ABOUT!

    Haven't you noticed, even now, that the Jocks get the Cheerleaders, along with their pick of the female fans? Cheerleaders who are themselves athletic and exhibiting all the characteristics of healthy and extremely fertile young women just hiting breeding age? And Olympic Jockettes get to pick among several healthy multimillionaires, if they don't pair off with a prime Olympic Jock?

    The only thing different here is that technology can now meddle directly in the process to direct and accelerate it by selecting particular genes or adding new ones from outside, rather than leaving it to the luck of the genetic draw among the genes currently in the particular Jocks and Jockettes.

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  106. Regurgitating Pablum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm...could you come up with an original thought? Please?

    If you do any research, you'd find, the fact that American blacks tend to do well in sports is due to the fact that people of WEST african extraction tend to have a higher concentration of fast twitch muscle tissue in their limbs.

    That's also why if you check statistics for sports that require slow twitch tissue (swimming, long distance running), West african blacks are overwhelmingly UNDERREPRESENTED (long distance running Olympic champions tend to be caucasian or East Africans...and East Africans are QUITE different than west africans).

    By your theory, West African blacks, and only those whos ancestors came to america as slaves should dominate EVERY field. 'Course not the one's that require thought...just the ones that require brute strenght.

    And that's the brunt of the whole "Slavery...makes stronger blacks" argument. Racism. Every time some little white twit is intimidated by a black athelete, they go back to the "Well, it's not because that PERSON is more dedicated, etc, it's because his ancestors white owners (clever bastards) were masters of Eugenics (too bad hitler didn't have some of those genetics geniuses from Dixie!), and bred some damn strong bucks!

    1. Re:Regurgitating Pablum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason "West African blacks" don't dominate in every sport is because the area the majority live in. There aren't that many "West African blacks" that play hockey, swim, row, ski,... and that is one main reason they don't dominate in every sport.

    2. Re:Regurgitating Pablum by jafac · · Score: 1

      not many Jamaican bobsledders either. . .

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    3. Re:Regurgitating Pablum by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      I believe their higher bone density also makes them unsuitable for swimming, though I'm no expert on this subject.

  107. Fox Sports by jack+deadmeat · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Fox Sports is going to use the Bionic Man sound effect during any slow-mo replays involving engineered players.


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  108. The limits of breeding by Animats · · Score: 2
    Some species seem to be more mallable than others from a breeding perspective. Dogs have a huge breeding range, but domestic cats only vary in size over about a 2:1 range. Unclear why. Humans seem to be somewhere in between.

    As for the running thing, there's a huge concentration of world-class runners from one specific area of Nigeria. There have been some studies of why this is so, but nobody has identified a genetic marker yet.

  109. Super-Geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and they shall create a race of super-Geeks, and they will be known as Slashdotters.

    1. Re:Super-Geeks? by netik · · Score: 1

      It's scary to think that we've come far enough that the possibility of selecting for the 'karma-whoring' trait will soon be with us.

  110. Re: selective breeding by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Chihuahuas were bred for rodent control & food.

    Jaysyn

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  111. Re: selective breeding by Courageous · · Score: 2


    When you consider for a moment how much less harsh American plantations were when compared to thousands of years of conditions in wild africa, and you'll understand completely that a century of breeding in America wouldn't accomplish a thing. Drop this old meme. It's not based on any good facts.

    C//

  112. Maybe Easier Than You Think by krmt · · Score: 2

    My guess is that to effectively engineer someone, you're going to have to insert more than one gene. Not only that, but to get decent (both specific and high) gene expression you may to have to do some strange stuff to the promoter/enhancer/etc that won't likely be in nature.

    Now, if you're going to insert a lot of genes, are you going to try and put them all in one vector simultaneously or are you going to put them each in their own vector and try and co-transform the cells? You'd obviously put them in one vector in order to increase efficiency. Granted, you could do it the other way, but co-transformation efficiency would be very low (efficiency would be very important when dealing with a limited number of human embryos).

    My test would simply be PCR up the genes in question and look for the length of the product. If they're really close together then you know there's some engineering involved. If there's no product (different chromosomes) or huge product (far apart on a chromosome) then it's natural.

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  113. After the superathletes, by CYberPhreak · · Score: 1

    Gattaca, here we come...

    Seriously... When we start this genetic engineering of humans... there are two ways we could go... We could go the way of Gattaca, in which everyone is specified to the parents wishes, and the "god-children" are known as InValids... or we could go the way of ST: Space Seed, where Kahn Noonian Singhand his cohorts try to take over the world

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  114. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by zangdesign · · Score: 1

    Well, I suppose the organizations that run these sort of things will have to come up with the rules on whether wheels and engines are allowed or not.

    I really don't care what the rules are for any given sport except the ones I participate in and then only for the locally defined game.

    I think it is possible for gengineering to make the sports more interesting for a while but in the end, only the real fans are going to care one way or another.

    Me - I watch sports occasionally, but usually only the end of the game/match/race, what-have-you, and then only if it's a close race.

    However, I don't think there should be any restrictions on genetic modding unless the rules for a given sport outlaw it.

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  115. Re:2 olympics - anime by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Well, we already have olypic athletes dying of heart attacks at age 38...

    Hey, if they want to live to see their 42nd birthday, we got the no-drugs-or-anything-we-mean-it olympics, if they wanna win...well...
    ;-)

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  116. Not Healthy by sweatyboatman · · Score: 1

    No, the real problem is that the ideal of the Olympics is health, not drugs. Doping is not good for your long-term health and that's the reason I am against it. Creatine, purportedly, makes you stronger without killing you in the long-run. Just like a healthy diet or plenty of exercise.

    Where the people who are against doping run off the rails is when they start aguing that the use of performance-enhancing drugs somehow cheapens the competition. Twenty years ago they didn't know what we know now about nutrition. Does that mean we should disallow anyone on a special diet?

    I have no problem with improving your performance through healthy means. It's when the methods start reducing life-span and having harmful side-effects that it becomes a problem.

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    1. Re:Not Healthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Live in the ghetto created by this conservative ideology and end up in prison, or as a fucking
      beaten down lost soul, or live briefly in glory.

      No question, short life span and lots of ass.

  117. Re: selective breeding by jafac · · Score: 2

    He's not talking about hicks in Tennesee breeding black slaves. He's talking about the intentional, and very controlled breeding of nubian slaves that went on for thousands of years in Northern Africa (there is documented evidence of this in ancient Egypt, and not JUST with black slaves either).

    Still, you take well bred dogs and turn them loose into the wild, and the mutts you get in 3 generations have pretty much lost most of the specialized traits.

    Rat terriers were bred to kill rats.
    The thing is, it's the same moral issues. Look at Greyhounds. As racers, their carreers are usually over with in about 2 years. Most are euthenized after that. The ones that make it as pets have tons of healt problems and special needs that other dogs don't have. And what if a Greyhound had a mind of human proportions. What if that Greyhound actually wanted to be a retriever, but he's stuck racing because of his genetic heritage, and can't catch a tennis ball in his mouth to save his life? Or what if an accident brings a severe injury that makes him unsuitable for racing? Call the vet, time for doggy to go to sleep. Apply these same standards to humans, and you start to see the creepiness of genetic engineering. It's all fine and dandy when you're talking about making it so your kids don't grow up to be obese, or need glasses, or be prone to cancer. Or even have blue eyes and blonde hair. But when you consider some of these "occupation-oriented" traits into the mix, it's pretty frightening.

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  118. 2012? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These athletes will be, what, 9 years old? What are some of the events 9 year olds will be good at?

  119. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by beable · · Score: 1
    Also essentially it's unfair competition - is a genetically modified runner still in the same league as "real humans"? I mean if I really wanted to move extremely fast, running would be the least attractive choice. I could use a car, motorcycle or jet plane, depending on the distance.
    Ok then, let's have two Olympic Gameses. One would be the "Traditional Olympic Games", which would be for normal humans. The other would be the "Modified Olympic Games", where athletes can bang up steroids on the starting line if they want to. They can drink a gallon of testosterone mixed with human growth hormone for breakfast, and bolt springs to their feet. They can do whatever they like. Then everybody would be happy! If a "Traditional Olympic Games" competitor is caught using any performance-enhancing drugs, genetic modifcation, or illegal equipment, they would be banned for life from all sporting competitions. Sounds fair to me.
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  120. Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're going to start modifying their own genes, just go ahead and let them do steroids anyway. You can bet your ass right now that if there was a steroid Olympics, I'd be watching every minute of it. Granted, it probably wouldn't last all that long..five minutes at most..then someone would either have a heart attack or pole-vault themselves into the troposphere.

  121. Re: selective breeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could have something to do with the fact that the african tribal has somewhat better genes for activity than the average non-slave owning descendant of sedentary slave owning fucks.
    Just a guess.

  122. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by lrichardson · · Score: 2
    The aim of athletics is to be the best at some (overall pretty pointless) pursuit. So why shouldn't athletes be genetically improved in order to become even better? As long as the competitor is still human, what is the problem? I draw the line at cyborgs though...

    Because the competitions are supposed to be about the athletes, not about who has the better 'technology' support group behind them. That's one of the reasons why they keep trying to ban drugs ... those with more money tend to do better (In the Seoul gams, frex, certain tests revealed the presence of performance enhancing drugs behind 27 (!!!) layers of blockers.)

    When you start in with genetic engineering, you're going down what is essentially the same path ... those with more money will produce the better athlete. It isn't the athlete who's performing, it's the horde of scientific types behind him.

    The article mentioned one natural mutant (doubled haemoglobin levels), which apparently is a family trait. Predessor also took the gold a few decades back. And the family also has a far higher than average rate of heart attacks and strokes (so much for all that good exercide!)

    Fundamentally, there isn't much difference between drugs, gene therapy, or cybernetics in this regard - they all remove the competition from between the athletes to between the money behind the athletes.

  123. How about engineered for porn? by Buggernut · · Score: 1

    They can make them to have 20-inch dongs, that can squirt out a litre every time.

  124. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    People bred for athletics become commodities. What happens when they don't succeed for their intended purpose and that's all they've been trained for? You might get some idea of how failures react by recalling the glorious career of Michael Tyson, someone who can box, but can't think on his own two feet.

    It might be worth reviewing Bladerunner, or reading Michael Stackpole's and Robert Thurston's BattleTech novels (start with the Blood of Kerensky series: Lethal Heritage, Blood Legacy, Lost Destiny.) Consider how engineering humans for a purpose, athletic or otherwise demeans them as individuals. Why not just start cloning the best physical specimens and then throw them away when they are no longer useful.

    The idea has certainly been kicked around a lot, and not just as fodder for sci-fi (but sci-fi provides such an arena to explore the social ramifications and consequences.) How would anyone in this group feel if, as in the BattleTech works, naturally conceived children of parents who found each other socially, were considered inferior? Just Don't Do It, seems to say enough.

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  125. Re:But why shouldn't athletes be genetically modif by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Adolf Hitler even considered a master race. How's this actually different from his aspirations? Not in the least.

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  126. Malcom Gladwell on Ben Johnson by mecran01 · · Score: 1

    Good discussion of doping and Ben Johnson:

    http://www.gladwell.com/2001/2001_08_10_a_drug.htm

  127. Kenyans are a Counter Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Kenyans are the counter-example. They gained dominance in long-distance running for cultural reasons, i.e., they had very extensive running competitions going back to colonial days, and the material success of Kenyan Runners has motivated a LOT of young Kenyans to run.

  128. This is utterly pointless... by Blind+Demiurge+Ialda · · Score: 1
    You humans were created in the image of your creator. Why should you not learn the secrets of the universe and become the equals of your Creator? Was it not said, "you shall be as gods"?

    You humans are the only true gods to ever exist. The power to alter your very life-stuff is proof of this. Shrink neither from your power nor your destiny!

    --

    ******
    "I do not play at being God -- I AM GOD!

  129. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Buggernut wrote:
    larger bodies are also more advantageous in hot and arid climates, such as the African savannah, to provide more surface area for sweat to cool the body with.

    Huh? Surface area, being two dimensional increases slowly compared to volume, which is three dimensional. Think about a cube. A three by three by three unit cube has a volume of 27 cubic units and an area of 54 square units. Double the dimensions to a six by six by six cube and you have a volume of 216 cubic units and an area of 216 square units. Triple the original dimensions to a nine by nine by nine cube and you have a volume of 729 Cubic units and an area of 486 cubic units.


    In other words, larger people have less surface area relative to their body size, not more.