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Animate Your LILO

clarkie.mg writes: "Most linux users still see the four letters LILO when booting the PC. It's now possible to have some cool graphics at boot time with the animated LILO. You can even play a game !" Be careful of the French.

236 comments

  1. This is all very nice... by RinkSpringer · · Score: 4, Funny

    But since I try to reboot about once in a month (due to upgrades), I won't see much of it :)

    1. Re:This is all very nice... by dNil · · Score: 1

      Well, for us nontele commuters who haven't as of yet come areound to hacking apmd this comes in handy. What would be really nifty, though, is a [insert favourite passtime here] during kernel loading and while the system consumes its due time in loading all those demons I just couldn't live without.. :-)

    2. Re:This is all very nice... by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Yeah, but how am I supposed to d/l all that sweet pr0n before my system's up? And don't gimme that "get a new pastime" hokum!

      --
      "If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
    3. Re:This is all very nice... by tsa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pity that loading the kernel takes around 0.25 s on my machine...

      --

      -- Cheers!

    4. Re:This is all very nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to reboot to upgrade ?

    5. Re:This is all very nice... by mirko · · Score: 2

      Users who use an exotic laptop which APM implementation prevents them to standby/resume may be very happy with this.
      Especially as it doesn't significantly extend the boot duration.

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      Trolling using another account since 2005.
    6. Re:This is all very nice... by Ayon+Rantz · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Just when you thought it was safe to make a cup of tea.... It's Invade-A-Load!"

      --
      Pokéthulhu
      Gotta catch you all!
    7. Re:This is all very nice... by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Do they have a similar thing for the Window boot-up
      Since I try to reboot about once every 5 min (due to crashes), I'd see a lot of it:)

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      I stole this Sig
    8. Re:This is all very nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, congratulation. It's the first time I read that one. Just BTW, try a Windows released like, say, in the last 2 years... XP ? 2K ? Anything with NT kernel ? I reboot about every 2-3 months, so please, stop with that stupid gag. I'm curious to know if the lastest Linux kernel si SO stable ...

      Tired of jerks ...

    9. Re:This is all very nice... by quantaman · · Score: 1

      I'm using ME.
      Enough said:)

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      I stole this Sig
    10. Re:This is all very nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you leave the power on while plugging in a new RAM stick, I suppose?

    11. Re:This is all very nice... by CityZen · · Score: 1

      I'm actually interested in seeing as little of LILO as possible. I already get too many time-wasting boot screens (a couple from the motherboard BIOS, one from the SCSI card, one from the stupid ethernet card, etc.).

      If you want to make booting more user-friendly, then I'd suggest eliminating the scrolling boot messages for device drivers and such and try to see if there is a way to consolidate these messages into a non-scrolling status screen. Who's supposed to be able to read those messages as they fly by? I mean, sure, it's nice to have the log available to diagnose problems, but I think it was a great advancement to standardize the reports into a color-coded OK/not-OK system like we have now (with Red Hat, at least), and we should go a step further and allow the device driver boot status to be represented graphically, in some meaningful, ergonomic, extendable fashion. And maybe even stylish.

    12. Re:This is all very nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that ME upgraded from 98 upgraded from 95 upgraded from 3.1? I've still got an ME machine around and ever since 3.1 there's never been a machine of mine that I had to boot every 5 minutes. Far FAR from it.

    13. Re:This is all very nice... by Elendur · · Score: 1

      There is actually a kernel patch out to do something like that, which I remember seeing on Slashdot a while back, but I don't remember what it was called or where to get it. I think it really just displayed a graphic with a status bar.

    14. Re:This is all very nice... by WNight · · Score: 1

      I've had Win2k crash every five minutes. Try launching a finicky game, or working in Visual Studio... It doesn't crash as much as 98 did, but this thing about 2k/XP lasting months is a pure lie. If you do anything on them other than web browse they last a week, maybe two tops.

    15. Re:This is all very nice... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Bah, I am running 2K and I have had three reboots today.

      I actualy seemed to have found an odd bug in WMP6.x when using a Matrox G400 MAX in some, err, odd ways.

      Suffice to say though, OS hard locks. Nasty.

      Oh yah and that automaticaly rebooting on a BSOD (or delaying and then rebooting if you set a flag, oh joy. . . .) is also a pain. Nice to see that NT can still be easily killed by just ONE lone program. . . . .

      (ok ok ok granted I hit the power button now days alot more then the reset key, but MS still has quite a ways to go before things are compleatly worked out. No single application should have so many hooks into the OS as to be able to cause the complete system to crash. Ever. Period. Worst case scenario, Windows notices video drives died, resorts to VESA modes to allow me to at least save all of my work and such. I know that would be almost impossible to implement, but it would it could not be much harder to do then selling users off on that idiotic XP GUI. . . .)

    16. Re:This is all very nice... by Tiger+Smile · · Score: 1


      Others ask "Why?" I ask "Why not?"

      There are many people who might have asked Linus why
      he continued with his work when Sun was making an
      exceptable OS.

      Then there are people who claim not to reboot often.
      So what. Other people dual-boot.

      To all those that say something like an animated LILO or Linux should not be create, I say "It is most likely you which should not have been created."

      --
      -- Prepared at the direction of, or to be sent to Legal Counsel, in anticipation of litigation. Attorney Client Pri
    17. Re:This is all very nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      >If you want to make booting more user-friendly,
      >then I'd suggest eliminating the scrolling boot
      >messages for device drivers and such and try to
      >see if there is a way to consolidate these
      >messages into a non-scrolling status screen.

      That is not the unix way, sorry. (although it's possible to do)

  2. grub by ma2tias · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Does anyone know if there is something similar for grub?

    1. Re:grub by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Well, games would probably be easy for GRUB... after all, it's possible to just give it a path to a binary and it boots that =)

      By the way, one of the reasons why I got GRUB instead of LILO was that it *gasp* had this cool boot menu! Colors and everything, way before LILO =)

    2. Re:grub by iomud · · Score: 2

      Word has it (if you install grub as an option) redhat 7.2 sports a nice looking background image in the os selection screen. But I'm a debian user so I wouldnt know. (tee hee)

    3. Re:grub by Blopido · · Score: 1

      LILO 22 also had an option for a 640x480x16 indexed bitmap for the background... of course, message files have been around for a while now...a game is really going to far! People will now install GNU/Linux only to check out the LILO screens. :P

    4. Re:grub by bobKali · · Score: 1

      I first saw grub on Caldera's preview install (I forget which version), and it had a really neat graphic image for its background. I tried to get at the image file, but I couldn't find anything that would allow me to edit it, and it didn't seem to work with other versions of grub. Does anyone know how to create your own boot screen for grub?

    5. Re:grub by rumil · · Score: 1

      To create your own boot screen you need to add a command to the grub config file along the lines of:

      splashimage=(hd0,0)/grub/my_picture.xpm.gz

      The file should be a 16 color xpm that is gzipped.

    6. Re:grub by mheckaman · · Score: 1

      Gee, you say Grub and I think of Gorog's Reveng on Uruly Bastards. (Play some SMAUG muds for understanding :)

      Dark Angel time!

      Matt

      --

      Don't take life so seriously; it isn't permanent.

  3. Gaming during boot? by sillydragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if they'd just come up with something to let me play Missile Command while my system boots... }:)

    1. Re:Gaming during boot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been wanting something like this for sometime
      now. Ofcourse, a Gameboy would also do the job nicely and won't waste CPU cycles or risk making
      the system unstable. Even nicer, if OSes
      (whether DOS, Windows, Linux, MacOS, etc) could
      be made to boot in less than a couple seconds.

    2. Re:Gaming during boot? by vrmlknight · · Score: 1

      now we will all wany our computer to take longer to boot becasue we will need to finish this round...

      --
      This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
  4. English Version by TheAJofOZ · · Score: 1, Redundant
    1. Re:English Version by TheAJofOZ · · Score: 2, Redundant
    2. Re:English Version by holle2 · · Score: 0

      All pages seem to have english equivalents. Just erase the -fr to obtain it in english: http://www.gamers.org/~quinet/lilo/index-fr.html becomes http://www.gamers.org/~quinet/lilo/index.html

    3. Re:English Version by Raphael · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have quickly edited my web pages to add the correct links. My web pages were designed to automatically give you the most appropriate version (depending on the language settings in your browser, as explained on this page). It's a pity that thimoty has posted the links that go to the French-only version of my pages.

      The correct links should have been:

      The site is hit rather badly by the Slashdot effect... You will have to be patient...

      --
      -Raphaël
    4. Re:English Version by Raphael · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oops, sorry.... The third link should have been:

      And I even looked at the Preview before posting... X-)

      --
      -Raphaël
    5. Re:English Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      here's the page in the preferred language of your browser

      But I don't want to see the page written in C++ !

    6. Re:English Version by savrinor · · Score: 1

      (Score:4, Flamebait)

      WTF... Who modded the parent flamebait? This is useful information from the author. Jesus...

  5. Google's Translation by epsalon · · Score: 0, Redundant
    1. Re:Google's Translation by Raphael · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ha ha ha... Thanks for the laugh!

      It's a pity that the links posted in the story point to the French version of my pages because I wrote them first in English. If you had taken a minute to try the little button in the top right corner of my pages (the one with the English/French flag), you would have seen that you can easily switch between the English and French versions.

      Posting a link to the automatic translation of a page that was already translated from English to French is a nice way to waste your time... (but that's the point of these LILO boot screens anyway, so maybe you are not completely wrong).

      --
      -Raphaël
  6. english version by rogueuk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    there's also an english version here....

  7. funny images by mr_burns · · Score: 2

    it's funny that the x-ray images are from a powerbook titanium G4. That thing uses a different bootloader, last I had SuSE on a mac.

    --
    "Let him go, Ralph. He knows what he's doing." --Otto Mann (simpsons)
  8. English Links by epsalon · · Score: 0, Redundant
  9. Re:First Goatse Windows Theme Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Where can I find screen shots of this?

    Somebody should submit it to themes.org.

  10. Breakout suggestion: by Pathwalker · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about (to make things a little more exciting) if you miss the ball without hitting n (a randomly selected number ) bricks, there is a 1 in 10 chance that your bootsector gets wiped.
    It would really help increase average uptimes, as admins would find new and innovative ways to avoid having to reboot.
    Linux would reach the tops of the Netcraft uptime chart in no time!

    1. Re:Breakout suggestion: by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Uptime and availability are not the same, though. I'd rather reboot a box daily (ok, I'm not running IIS, make that monthly) and have 99.9% availability than having a machine that is never rebooted but fails a couple of percents of requests.


      Says the author of Uptimed, sigh. Nevermind, you're right, rebooting is evil. :-)

    2. Re:Breakout suggestion: by Raphael · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a matter of fact, my plan is to release the "breakout" boot screen in two versions:

      • The normal version would allow you to select any operating system and to boot at any time
      • The "game freak" version (a.k.a. "waste of time" version) would not let you boot your computer until you have passed at least the first level. If you want to select the second OS in the list, then you would have to pass the second level, and so on...

      I could even release an even nastier version that would not let you boot anything until you have passed all levels. Then you would really have to think twice before rebooting... <evil grin>

      P.S.: my site seems to be /.ed for the moment. I suggest that you wait until tomorrow before downloading these boot screens, in order to save some bandwidth today. In the meantime, I encourage you to visit 3D Gamers and have some fun.

      --
      -Raphaël
    3. Re:Breakout suggestion: by orpheus2000 · · Score: 1

      Any idea why I get this error?

      Fatal: /boot/xray-blue.boot is too big (> 65535 bytes)

      Is the SUsE version of lilo really *that* necessary to get this to work or will the stock 22.1 source do?

    4. Re:Breakout suggestion: by Salsaman · · Score: 2
      Good idea - and if you do really really badly it should boot you into Windoze.

    5. Re:Breakout suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) w11.dion.ne.jp (2 sites) - average: 1255 days

      That uptime would be more impressive if it wasn't a test page that was last updated on 98.04.22 :)

    6. Re:Breakout suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better 'Game Freak' option would be to have the boot options numbered, and then have some bricks in the game with this same number. Hit a numbered brick, and the corresponding OS boots. Obviously, the numbered bricks need to be placed randomly, and should not get hit in order to reach the next level.

    7. Re:Breakout suggestion: by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

      How about (to make things a little more exciting) if you miss the ball without hitting n (a randomly selected number ) bricks, there is a 1 in 10 chance that your bootsector gets wiped.

      With certain versions of the Linux kernel, this happens already without having to play Breakout.

      - A.P.

      --
      "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    8. Re:Breakout suggestion: by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      perhaps he needs a system that scales better to the amount of users he has? or one that doesn't leak incredible (read: anything above zero) amount of memory? My server with me web hosting company has never noticable failed on a request. But then I don't look at it that often. I've seen IIS fail many times though. My friend's university project involve's IIS and while he was getting me to have a look at it to see what i though last night, it failed twice. "It just needs restarted" he says. Web servers should never need started. I agree with you about it being evil :-)
      More to the point though, if they were correctly written to perform the task they were meant to be doing, rebooting would acheive nothing, as it would be running perfectly without having to reboot. problems like that really shouldn't make it beyond QA department in commercial situations.

    9. Re:Breakout suggestion: by Raphael · · Score: 2
      Hit a numbered brick, and the corresponding OS boots.

      Thanks for the idea! I had not thought about that... Maybe I will try to implement it.

      But who would use a version of LILO that boots an OS (almost) at random?

      --
      -Raphaël
    10. Re:Breakout suggestion: by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Linux would reach the tops of the Netcraft uptime chart in no time!

      For values of 'no time' slightly greater than three years...

      --
      I'm old enough to remember when discussions on Slashdot were well informed.
    11. Re:Breakout suggestion: by mheckaman · · Score: 1

      I agree, web servers like IIS should never need started[sic] :)

      Matt

      --

      Don't take life so seriously; it isn't permanent.

    12. Re:Breakout suggestion: by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      oops! i should preview things before I post, glad I didn't in that case though ;-)

  11. gimmicky by Transient0 · · Score: 2

    this is a pretty silly gimmick.
    Unless of course you are a 31337 h4x0r and you need to make sure that your leetness is evident by displaying a graffito-style image during your notebooks boot cycle while you have it illegally patched into the pay phone from which you are hacking the defence servers.

    Or of course, i suppose you could use it to display some sort of reminder to take this opportunity to grab yourself a bite to eat in the middle of your 20 hour coding sessions.

    1. Re:gimmicky by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      illegally patching into pay phones will only get you a 14.4 connection (I have this on authority from someone who traveled all over one of the largest cities in the US cutting off payphone handsets and jerry-rigging it to his laptop modem) ...I get the impression that a connection that slow isn't going to buy you enough time to do any hacking against the DOD. :D

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    2. Re:gimmicky by Sarcazmo · · Score: 1

      You don't have to cut the handset off, and it isn't illegal either.

      Havn't you kids every heard of an acoustic coupler? You are correct though, maximum speed with a coupler is 9600 or 14.4 if you are lucky.

    3. Re:gimmicky by mosch · · Score: 2, Informative
      You can get 14.4 with an acoustic coupler, no damage to anything. You can get a full-speed connection if you cut off the handset and hook up with alligator clips. I have this on authority of a lawn gnome, who claims to be a very l33t hax0r.

      As far as hacking the DoD goes, talk to their admins. They have far shittier security than most decent-sized companies.

    4. Re:gimmicky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > this is a pretty silly gimmick. Unless of course you are a 31337 h4x0r and you need to make sure that your leetness is evident by displaying a graffito-style image during your notebooks boot cycle while you have it illegally patched into the pay phone from which you are hacking the defence servers.

      Or, you might just be a programmer who's done something interesting (albeit not really critically needed ;-) for his own and hopefully others' amusement. Why all the scorn here? You don't like it, don't use it. It's no different than themes - you despise themes and their designers/users, too?

    5. Re:gimmicky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >Havn't you kids every heard of an acoustic coupler?

      Ahhhhh. acoustic couplers. I used them to hook a wide dot-matrix DECterminal up to a PDP/11 and play Zork on my University account until 3am.

      Never could get the "ECHO ON/OFF" setting right the first time around.

      YYoouu aarree ssttaannddiinngg iinn aa ffiieelldd. WWeesstt ooff aa wwhhiittee hhoouussee.

      Those were the days.

  12. Hot grits by petrolleum · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

    1. Re:Hot grits by Mr+Teddy+Bear · · Score: 1

      There's always someone with the beowulf comment. :-) But actually... in this case, mass reboot and see how long you can keep all the games running. ;-)

  13. Damn... but not TextMode by strredwolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Geesh... VGA mode -- which means you need some sort of support with your card (some old laptops don't).

    But how about doing it in TextMode, animating each group of characters? I think PC Tools did it with their on-screen Text-mode mouse pointer which actually looked like a mouse pointer.

    Of course, having a Penguin on the first three or so lines of my screen in text mode all the time would help too. :)

    --

    --
    # Canmephians for a better Linux Kernel
    $Stalag99{"URL"}="http://stalag99.net";
    1. Re:Damn... but not TextMode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actualy it says VESA, that means that not every vga card vill work.

    2. Re:Damn... but not TextMode by Trinn · · Score: 1

      I've written a version of those animated mouse pointers, using direct-to-card interfaces (there are some BIOS interfaces available as well), as well as done some windowing and such. Those are quite nice, and faster than full graphics mode (did it from QB4.5 on a 486DX266 w/o noticable slowdown), but the big problem here is that they also tend to require a VGA board...not sure wether any EGA boards will do it, or if XGA will...but chances are the answer is no. Anyway, that's my $0.02.

    3. Re:Damn... but not TextMode by strredwolf · · Score: 2

      URL! URL! I'd like to see the code on it. If you wish, contact me through my comic strip -- I'm willing to port it to Linux and maybe imitate X Windows in text mode. :)

      --

      --
      # Canmephians for a better Linux Kernel
      $Stalag99{"URL"}="http://stalag99.net";
  14. More Info and Warning by Metrollica · · Score: 3, Troll

    There is more info on the animated boot screen here with a nice large screenshot.

    There is also a warning on the site for people planning on trying this out:

    Before you try this, have a boot floppy ready. If something doesn't go as planned, you could RENDER YOUR SYSTEM UNBOOTABLE. You have been warned.

    --



    --Metrollica
  15. That explains... by SysadminFromHell · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... why games IN Linux don't sell. Is anyone working on quake for LILO?

    Oh wait! let us play xbill on the boot screen. If Bill wins, the system boots Windows. If I win, I get my Linux back.

    1. Re:That explains... by Raphael · · Score: 2
      let us play xbill on the boot screen. If Bill wins, the system boots Windows. If I win, I get my Linux back.

      Interesting idea, but difficult to implement because the mouse is not available in LILO so it would be hard to play XBill.

      But maybe it would be possible to design a similar game with keyboard input only? If you have some ideas, feel free to send them to me and I will see if I can implement them easily. Or even better: implement the LILO version of XBill yourself and publish it so that everybody can have fun!

      --
      -Raphaël
    2. Re:That explains... by SysadminFromHell · · Score: 1

      Didn't expect someone to take this serious, but it would be a good joke indeed. But I must dissapoint you, I can only program in Object Pascal and PHP (at this time!), which are both unlikely to be of any use for this kind of project.

  16. ug... by burtonator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yet another reason to use GRUB.

  17. Reporting software releases by matusa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, anyone who whines about slashdot reporting this software release should be shot.

    I don't mean to sound as if I'm a pointless loser who tweaks the crap out of linux all day (uhh...) but I haven't had my jaw drop when looking at a screenshot for a LONG time (maybe since some early FVWM-XPM release (which later became E (by the way, anyone who bitches about E, enlightenment combined with nice free gui toolkits revolutionized the look of the linux desktop.. but E really gave it flair that many WMs have now.. anyway (too much parenthetical nesting))))

    so this is one of those statements like the one on the aalib (ansi) quake page, which says, if you have to ask why, you are not a member of the intended audience

    1. Re:Reporting software releases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're gonna use that many parentheses to talk about a window manager, shouldn't it be Sawfish?

  18. English link by securityman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The english link of the story is here.

  19. Make your own boot screen by Metrollica · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here are instructions on how to make your very own LILO boot screens.

    But to do this you need a few prerequisites.

    ... know what The GIMP is.
    ... have already installed and activated The GIMP.
    ... know how to accomplish simple drawing activities.
    ... have already installed the LILO Splash Screen Script-Fu.
    ... know how to activate the LILO Splash Screen Script-Fu.
    ... know what you want ;)

    --



    --Metrollica
    1. Re:Make your own boot screen by delcielo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm thinking seven dwarves strolling across the screen singing "Lilo. Lilo. It's off to work I go..."

      --
      Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
    2. Re:Make your own boot screen by Raphael · · Score: 2

      That page explains how to make a static splash screen for the old LILO, using the program mklilomsg. This is different from the animated splash screens that can be made with the patched version of LILO included in SuSE Linux (and hopefully someday in the standard LILO) using the program mkbootmsg.

      Programming the animated splash screens is very different, because they require a special script file that defines how the menu is drawn, how the keyboard input is processed, how the various animated bits are displayed on the screen, and so on... This is more work than for a static image, but the result is much more interesting.

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      -Raphaël
  20. Removes the sting of improper configuration by khaladan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, now if there is a problem booting the OS, LILO can say:

    "Error: could not boot OS. Do you want to play a game instead?"

    That's user friendly.

    1. Re:Removes the sting of improper configuration by slittle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Game. ?

      > lets play global thermonuclear war

      Wouldn't. You. Prefer. A. Nice. Game. Of. Chess. ?

      > fuck no. lets play global thermonuclear war

      LILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILI LI LILILILI

      --
      Opportunity knocks. Karma hunts you down.
    2. Re:Removes the sting of improper configuration by garcia · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Chess is nice and all, but I would really like to play, Global...Thermonuclear...War.

      Now that's a game.

  21. The French by mir · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, I object to the comment "Be careful of the French".
    We are just regular people you know, we eat crème brulée every day just like the rest of you, drink expensive red wine while making silly faces as any normal person would, use our regular quota of "Oh la vache!" and "Sacrebleu", have run-o' the mill girl names and our poo smells like rose just like everybody else's
    So there!

    --
    Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em. (Terry Pratchett)
    1. Re:The French by xpiotr · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the French Fries ;-)

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      deja vu
      --
      deja vu

    2. Re:The French by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1, Troll
      The last time the angles let down their guard the Normans came in a polluted our language, not to mention the monarchy, thence the standard epithet, Be careful of the French.

      Don't believe me? Just ask an anglo in Montreal.

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      :wq
    3. Re:The French by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well until someone has been to Belgium they can't appreciate good chips ( aka French Fries ). ;)

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      Jumpstart the tartan drive.
    4. Re:The French by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since this thing is French, I guess this is incompatible with the SOAP protocol.

    5. Re:The French by billcopc · · Score: 0

      Bah.. the French are harmless.. it should have read "Be careful of the Quebecois".. ma crisse de gang d'estis d'anglais d'enfants d'chiennes!

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      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    6. Re:The French by Skirwan · · Score: 2, Funny
      Be careful of the French.
      We are just regular people you know...
      Now look here, my good man...
      I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
      Looks, is there someone else up there we could talk to?
      No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

      --
      Get on with it!
    7. Re:The French by Raphael · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      This comment is very appropriate but wrong (and it is off-topic, just like this reply). I am the author of the page mentioned in this story, and I come from Belgium, not from France.

      And everybody knows that the French Fries should be called Belgian Fries...

      ;-)

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      -Raphaël
    8. Re:The French by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      you guys get waffles already and you want fries too. damn.

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
  22. if I had a nickel by fean · · Score: 1

    for every time I've heard/seen that disclaimer.... "be careful of the french"

    1. Re:if I had a nickel by garethwi · · Score: 1

      You probably do.

  23. Too late by guacamole · · Score: 0, Troll



    The world is switching to GRUB.

  24. purty pictures? by Fruit · · Score: 2, Funny

    You lucky, lucky bastard!

    I can't even get mine to say more than "LI" =P

  25. SuSE Only by krmt · · Score: 2

    From what I can tell, it's only SuSE's particular version of LILO that will be able to use this by default. Are any of their hooks being rolled back in to the upstream source so that the rest of us don't need a help page to get this working? Personally, LILO is not something I want to mess around with too much.

    --

    "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

    1. Re:SuSE Only by 4im · · Score: 3, Informative

      AFAIK this is not SuSE-only, but they are among the first to have it in their distribution.

      I've got a SuSE 7.3 installation with their default LILO stuff, it really looks nice - during bootup, while the kernel messages are scrolling in the middle of the screen, you have graphics around the borders, part of which is animated (top right corner in this case). More of the same during shutdown.

      It may not be interesting for those chasing uptimes or using their box as servers, but for workstations that get switched off for the night (I don't want to hear that noise all night, and it lets me save the trees along the way) it's a nice display every day.

      I've also seen reports on how to modify this display in some german magazine, can't remember wether it was c't or iX from Heise, or the Linux Magazin. It's been after SuSE 7.3 came out, but it's been a couple of months at least.

    2. Re:SuSE Only by krmt · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think you're right about that. I'm running Debian unstable, with lilo version 22.1 (package version 6) which matches the upstream's most stable. There's another poster who also is running this, and he can't get it to work. I'm not going to try tonight though, it's too late for me to be messing with the bootloader!

      --

      "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

    3. Re:SuSE Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes yes, it is unfortunately suse only. You see if you try and just run stock lilo with the message=/boot/message for example, stock lilo mandates that /boot/message must reside under 64k of space. anything larger and lilo throws a fatal error... This does not even regard the feedback commands to do actual animations... What you should do make a boot floppy, uninstall lilo, and then run suse's lilo from /home/users/tempdir/sbin/lilo -b /home/users/tempdir/boot/boot.b -C /whereeverthehellyournewliloconfigfile and hope for the best. Mine seems to have written, and am about to try out the reboot

    4. Re:SuSE Only by CrazyBusError · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, notice he hasn't posted again?

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  26. Microsoft take note by mgv · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux has finally thrown that dagger at the heart of microsoft - Bloatware and Eye Candy.

    You are aiming for the same end user as M$ here - this will surely strike fear into the evil empire.

    ;)

    Michael

    --
    There is no cryptographic solution to the problem where the intended receiver and the attacker are the same entity.
    1. Re:Microsoft take note by krmt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes... I'm certain all the Windows users will up and switch, saying "Well, it might not have Office, but it's got one hell of a splash screen!"

      Of course, if someone implemented minesweeper and freecell in place of breakout, you'd have at least a shot at those people who don't really use Windows for much else ;-)

      --

      "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

    2. Re:Microsoft take note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some users will actually enjoy rebooting their desktop if you can play games at the same time.

    3. Re:Microsoft take note by Salsaman · · Score: 4, Funny
      In the next version, an animated paperclip will appear and say "It looks like you are trying to reboot your computer..."

    4. Re:Microsoft take note by pacc · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is way ahead here,
      they have not only eye-candy but ear-candy too.

      The minimum requirements to beat that is supporting winamp plugins for cool plasma effects and a soundtrack of your choice.

    5. Re:Microsoft take note by root_42 · · Score: 2
      Of course, if someone implemented minesweeper and freecell in place of breakout, you'd have at least a shot at those people who don't really use Windows for much else ;-)


      But those people would still have to reboot! So the solution would be running LILO with Minesweeper in Plex86 or VMware!
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  27. Bonjour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I fart in your general direction! Your LILO was a hamster, and your kernel smelt of elderberries!

    1. Re:Bonjour? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Here, where'd you get those coconuts?

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    2. Re:Bonjour? by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be:

      I fault in your general protection! Your LILO was a Commodore, and your kernel smelt of fried CPU!

      or something.

    3. Re:Bonjour? by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      I fault in your general protection! Your LILO was a Commodore, and your kernel smelt of fried CPU!


      I think the other guy did it right, have you ever tried to put a Commodore up your ass? Not nearly as comfortable as a hamster

  28. hum ? by mirko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am using the newest unstable/testing Debian :
    Here's what I get when I try to install the Breakout (201195 bytes) on my laptop :

    broomstick:~# lilo
    Fatal: /boot/breakout.boot is too big (> 65535 bytes)

    I guess "something is rotten in the realm of Denmark" ;-)

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    1. Re: hum ? by Omniscient+Ferret · · Score: 1

      Yes - LILO version 22.1 is what's in Debian testing, and it's the freshest available from the LILO distribution site - except for the beta, and there's nothing relevant in the changelog for that.

  29. Tux by PHanT0 · · Score: 1

    Now this is a good application for Tux Racer to handle... to you think you can just slide into that OS?

    Not likely...

  30. Great... by lowLark · · Score: 3, Funny

    No I have to go out and buy some new hardware I don't need so that the drivers take longer to load, so that I can finish my game of break out before the boot is over. Maybe I could just fragment my hard drive...

  31. Finally... by burnboy · · Score: 0, Redundant
    A REAL excuse to install Linux.

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    burnboy
  32. Themes by Tyreth · · Score: 1
    This will be great when we start to see themeable boot menus:

    • A trendy Enlightenment style boot manager
    • Animation of your favourite movie in the background
    • A dragon stalking around
    Then again, I have no ideas of what the potential or limit of this is :)
  33. hmmm.. by tanveer1979 · · Score: 1

    thats nice. how about UT or NFS or Quake or something like that, maybe an IM or netscape running at LILO, man the people are really coming up with weird stuff. Well it could be useful. If I am undecisive about wether to go windoze or Linux then I can play a chance game to decide... very very productive... wait a minute i got a great idea. Howe about a random movie, if the movie is tragic i boot into one OS otherwise into other. And if its a french beauty its even better... I cant read french but i can sure see !

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    1. Re:hmmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What OS do you boot to if it's a porn movie?

    2. Re:hmmm.. by CrazyBusError · · Score: 1

      OSX of course.

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      -Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience-
  34. Re:Boring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm u got clouds in ur brain too. or is it horseshit !!

  35. Goodbye uptimes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How could Linux reach good uptimes anymore whit that thing around?

  36. This isn't a new idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall the bootblock games for the Amiga! who_Ot!

    ended up playing space invaders on the bootblock more then actually using the utilities.

    1. Re:This isn't a new idea. by glopuk · · Score: 1

      It's even older than that - I remember some old spectrum games (by codemasters IIRC) that let you play some little games while still loading from the cassette...

    2. Re:This isn't a new idea. by Novus · · Score: 1
      It's even older than that - I remember some old spectrum games (by codemasters IIRC) that let you play some little games while still loading from the cassette...

      Agent X 2 (from Mastertronic) on the Commodore 64 had a Space Invaders clone on the tape loader. At the time, I felt the loading game was more fun than the main game.

  37. LILO Games... not new by iritant · · Score: 4, Funny

    On old Pyramid 90x hardware (anyone remember them?) you could play Space Invaders on the system console, in what was known as the Console Operating System (COS) while the kernel was running. If you played too long, the console buffer would fill and the system would crash.

    In other words, when you won, everyone else on the system lost.

  38. Be careful of the French. by CubicZirconia · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    Yes, thanks for the reminder -- they can be devious and underhanded and take advantage of you when you're at your most vunerable ;)

  39. Don't Forget GRUB by ewhac · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although I've used LILO for many years, I think at this point I've pretty much converted over to the GNU GRand Unified Bootloader (GRUB).

    What makes GRUB especially cool is that it doesn't need to be installed on the hard disk in order to boot systems from it. Not only can GRUB locate every hard disk in the system, not only does it understand different partitioning schemes (including BSD-style partitions), but it can also understand various filesystem structures. So if you forgot the name of that latest kernel image you wanted to test, GRUB will let you poke around the filesystem looking for it. GRUB even has a find command to do it for you.

    GRUB also supports other systems by performing the traditional read-the-first-block-from-the-partition method using the chainloader command. This lets you boot other OSes whose filesystems GRUB doesn't understand.

    Once you get past the arcane command syntax, GRUB turns out to be a wonderful tool. I recommend checking it out.

    Schwab

    1. Re:Don't Forget GRUB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but does it suppor graphical splash screens?

    2. Re:Don't Forget GRUB by kruczkowski · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yha, but if I can't play tetris then what good it it?

      --
      hmm... for fun I enjoy launching DDoS attacks against 127.87.42.5
    3. Re:Don't Forget GRUB by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Hmmmm.... I wonder, I have a system which has a hdb which the BIOS doesn't recognize (too big) and which has a Linux install on hdb5 (belonging to an extended partition) but below the first 1024 cylinders.

      LILO can handle that only with the kernel copied on hda2, and booting from there.

      If you think GRUB might let me boot this from hdb5, I'll give it a try. ;)

    4. Re:Don't Forget GRUB by Junta · · Score: 2

      Of course, GRUB still requires to be installed on the hard drive (otherwise it wouldn't boot), but what is different is that it is divided into two stages, Stage1 is like LILO, except more minimal, and Stage2 does the magic (fancy commandline, VFAT, ext2, reiserfs support) from a separate partition, probably a linux partition for most readers. Because it has intelligent FS drivers, it doesn't need to be re-installed on every kernel compile, and can on the fly load any linux kernel on the disk and boot from it, in addition to other neat stuff. Don't forget that it of course offers nice menus that are likely pre-configured by your distro so the "arcane" syntax can be ignored by many users, lilo-like functionality requires little additional knowledge. And yes, it supports graphics in a sense, can go into a framebuffer mode and have a static, 16 color background.

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    5. Re:Don't Forget GRUB by eMilkshake · · Score: 2, Funny
      Two reasons I much prefer GRUB to LILO:
      LI

      (If you don't get it, keep using LILO.)

    6. Re:Don't Forget GRUB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Of course, GRUB still requires to be installed on the hard drive (otherwise it wouldn't boot),

      Cough (Floppy boot disk) cough..

    7. Re:Don't Forget GRUB by fsck! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Arcane command syntax? Where? The best thing GRUB has going for it is the whole unix command line identity crisis. All of the keys that bash users are accustomed to are available from GRUB, including autocompletion. That said, how complicated is the syntax for booting from, say, that kernel you just built?

      grub> kernel (hd0,0)/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/boot/bzImage vga=5 idebus=66
      grub> boot

      The partition synatx may be new, but I think 'arcane' is a little harsh. (hd0,0) means first bios disk, first partition. Pretty self-explanitory and logical.

    8. Re:Don't Forget GRUB by ewhac · · Score: 2

      Sure, that particular example is fairly easy. But don't tell me the install command is anywhere near that clear-cut.

      Also, if you're trying to boot Windoze, the chainloader command may be a bit non-obvious (not to mention the drive-swapping and partition activation commands that may be necessary).

      In any case, I found it a bit overwhelming at first and ended up having to read the manual twice before I got a handle on how to write a bootmenu. But as you say, once you've got the basics down, GRUB rocks.

      Schwab

  40. Getting your own Xray scans? by orpheus2000 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Quick google image search netted me zero occurances of my laptop (Dell Inspiron 4000) xrayed.

    Anyone know how to get one outside of going to the airport running my laptop through the conveyor belt and asking "Can I get a snapshot of that?" at the security desk and getting myself thrown in jail?

    1. Re:Getting your own Xray scans? by Raphael · · Score: 2

      It's a pity that you were moderated offtopic, because this was very much related to the LILO boot sreens.

      Short explanation for those who haven't looked at my pages yet: the first two animated boot screens that I created were based on an X-Ray scan of an Apple Titanium G4 (because this was the only X-Ray image of a laptop that I could find). It would be nice to be able to animate the X-Ray scan of some x86 laptop because that would be more appropriate than the Apple Tibook, which does not use LILO.

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      -Raphaël
  41. What about BarBoot? by evilviper · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had been using a program called BarBoot that was a hacked LILO which displayed animated flames at bootup. I guess that was quite a while back, say before Redhat 6.

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  42. SuSE LILO required (was Re:Breakout suggestion) by Raphael · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, you do need the SuSE version of LILO because this is the only version that includes support for callback functions and timer events. This is mandatory for making the animations work. All other versions of LILO can only display static images and do not let you choose where the menu is displayed, how the keyboard input should be handled, and so on.

    This is explained on my help page.

    By the way, if you go to a SuSE mirror site to download the required packages, you will find:

    • LILO in .../i386/7.3/suse/a1/lilo.rpm
    • LILO sources in .../i386/7.3/suse/zq1/lilo.spm
    • the program mkbootmsg in .../i386/7.3/suse/ap1/gfxboot.rpm and .../i386/7.3/suse/ap2/gfxboot-devel.rpm
    • mkbootmsg sources in .../i386/7.3/suse/zq1/gfxboot.spm.

    Have fun, but please read the warnings on my help page before playing with LILO.

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    -Raphaël
    1. Re:SuSE LILO required (was Re:Breakout suggestion) by mpe · · Score: 2

      Yes, you do need the SuSE version of LILO because this is the only version that includes support for callback functions and timer events. This is mandatory for making the animations work.

      The version of Lilo with Suse 7.3 does a little bit of animation by default anyway.

  43. Scary. by Lussarn · · Score: 1

    When will the first LILO virus be out :)

  44. klerck is a has been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Klerck,

    You are last weeks news.

    Carp Floundersen has usurped your role.

  45. Is this the most pointless waste of time yet? by boltar · · Score: 0

    People love to knock MIcrosoft for its bloatware yet here the Linux crowd are cooing over a boot
    loader than can play games. Hello??! Double standards I think people! A boot loader is there
    to boot the OS in the fastest and most efficient way possible, its NOT there to provide eye candy
    for people with the attention span of a knat. If MS had done this with OSLoader you'd all be
    jumping up and down laughing about it but because its LILO its ok isn't it?
    And no I'm not one of the MS sheep, I've been using linux since version 1.1 back in 1995
    probably before half of you even knew what unix was.

    1. Re:Is this the most pointless waste of time yet? by Sunda666 · · Score: 1

      god dammit, dude... people bitch about M$ bloatware because they are FORCED to use that bloatware. In this case it is pretty different, since you have a CHOICE to use the bloated LILO or the standard one. sheesh. thats why OSS is cool, we can do stupid things with it just for the kicks.

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  46. The reason for this... by pacc · · Score: 2, Funny

    is the sense of emptyness in the Linux world that the free availability has brought.

    Even Linux needs a place for 64k demos that plays a tune and shows a cool plasma effect while a sinus scroller shows:
    "Linux SuSE booter hacked by Triumph Greetings to...

    1. Re:The reason for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, having a cood demo w/ sound play would be much cooler than a breakout clone... hmmm.

      Does any capable hacker agree?

    2. Re:The reason for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having LILO run a small demo with sound would be MUCH cooler than a breakoutclone.
      http://optimum.sourceforge.net/

    3. Re:The reason for this... by timftbf · · Score: 1

      'Sinus' is the cavity at the top of your nose. 'Sine' is the mathematical function that give a nice-looking curve to wobble your scrolly message along. At least in English - is this different in some for of popular Foreign that all the demo coders speak?

    4. Re:The reason for this... by DagSverre · · Score: 1

      It's certainly "sinus" in Norwegian...sinus sounds more latin and academic as well don't you agree?

    5. Re:The reason for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And besides, "sine" is plural possessive in Norwegian.

  47. ascii art. by Tei · · Score: 1

    maybe
    you can open other session and run a aalib demo, or something.

    1 saludo
    Tei

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    -Woof woof woof!

  48. Suggestion for coders about "LILO"-expanding. by Tei · · Score: 1

    Implement bootp www browser system that let you select from server what "boot" image run from a "SVGA web client frontend".

    1 saludo
    Tei

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    -Woof woof woof!

    1. Re:Suggestion for coders about "LILO"-expanding. by SysadminFromHell · · Score: 1
      ...and after that, we'll install a tarantella server so the user can run every program he needs from the webtop enabled LILO.

      Hell, why are we still running an operating system on every PC? For die-hard bash-users, we'll just include an ssh client instead of the web interface.

      LILO rulez!

  49. Re:Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets get this straight

    Youre keyboard stopped working an hour ago yet you are typing now ?

    And what does this have to do with 'niggers'

    you sir are on huge cockheaded boil on the ass of humanity

  50. I totally disagree with you ! by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    I really need the stuff !

    It has been year since my system didn't get past LIL...

    So I have some time to wait, and a good game...

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  51. I got it working on Debian testing by Omniscient+Ferret · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's working on my laptop.

    Install alien if you don't have it yet, then grab lilo.rpm from one of the SUSE mirrors the author of the eye candy pointed out above. I ran "alien lilo.rpm", then "dpkg -i lilo_21.7.5-55_i386.deb" because I wasn't familiar with the alien -i option...

    It works, although my text is all squishy right now. It makes me consider getting the Linux Progress Patch (the homepage is currently fallow, it seems) and gdm or xdm just for uninterrupted graphics.

    I think it could make my parents go "ooooh."

    1. Re:I got it working on Debian testing by mirko · · Score: 2

      Yop, got it : I also downloaded in ap2 gfxboot-devel.rpm in order to hack around the breakout.config as I couldn't play (shift keys not recognized).
      FYI I added the following to play using the F9/F10 keys :

      key keyF9 eq { /bat.dx -6 def } if
      key keyF10 eq { /bat.dx 6 def } if

      before the line :
      key keyStatus eq {

      And now I can play breakout with a freshly switched on computer :-)

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    2. Re:I got it working on Debian testing by Replicant7 · · Score: 1

      I did just that and get only a text menu :-( Can you post the relevant portions of your lilo.conf or send them to me? diego at biurrun dot de That would be extremely cool. Thanks!

    3. Re: I got it working on Debian testing by Omniscient+Ferret · · Score: 1

      I've been offline for two days, helping friends move...

      Something I noticed that wasn't on the help page was rewriting the "install=boot.b" line to "boot-menu.b".

      Let me know if that helps, okay?

  52. suse lilo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks very nice I think. One problem though: I'm currently running RedHat 7.2. The RH7.2 LILO handles partitions far beyond the 8GB border, which is where I've got my primary Linux partition. Just wanted to know before I switch over to Suse's LILO, does it handle this?

    1. Re:suse lilo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The SuSE version of LILO will give you the same features as the one included in RedHat (they are derived from the same code), with the addition of the silly animated boot screens.

  53. Re:Hey, Jon Katz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, do you work hard on these trolls? They pretty much suck...no, really...

  54. Hmm... by PEdelman · · Score: 1

    Sounds cool. I almost wished that I had windows or some other OS besides linux to dual boot

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  55. Re:How is Trash modifying software? by geggibus · · Score: 1

    So when can we expect LilOS 1.0?
    and will there be a LILOLO (Linux boot loader loader)? ;)

    /K

  56. Waste by tsa · · Score: 1

    I think this is an outrageous waste of computing power and electricity. We have to put a stop to things like this. When I was young computers weren't used for frivolous things like this! When I was young computers were used to do what they were invented for: serious stuff like calculating where to aim to hit your enemy the hardest. They were improving societey! But now... Since the invention of the graphics terminal the world is deteriorating fast...

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  57. Re:Hey, Jon Katz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you like, we could get you an internet capable Commodore 64 for you to write it on.

    That'd be any C-64. Or did you have a WWW server in mind?

  58. easier way.... by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 3, Interesting

    personally I just put a little bit of script into rc.6, so that every time i reboot it cat's the output of 'cookie' into the boot message.

    Hey Presto, new proverb every time you reboot.

  59. Wasting time by Arker · · Score: 2

    Hahahah indeed!

    Well that's egg on Timothys face, for neither the first nor the last time I fear.

    Anyway, I very much doubt I will ever use your gimmick, it is, as you admit, a waste of time. But a clever one at least. :)

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  60. Focus of effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sure, you still can't change the fonts in KDE for Konsole without "bad font: *&!@(*#" errors. Sure, you can't turn on anti-aliasing in KDE without all the fonts changing to Andale Mono. Sure, you can't setup gnome-ppp without having to read a cryptic document and editing /etc/ppp/some-fucking-option-file by hand.

    But hey, you can play games in LILO now. Linux, ready for the desktop.

  61. There's one drawback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seems I have to get another PC solely for booting ;)

  62. Re:LILO's obsolete by Fruit · · Score: 1

    I'm a fan of grub, I run it everywhere. It's just that this BIOS is being a bitch and won't do LBA properly. GRUB just keeps repeating its name, lilo repeats the number "02" over and over. Apparently the relevant partition is past sector 1024 and the BIOS won't do anything else. I hate Phoenix.

    I created a grub boot floppy (with a kernel) and boot from that. It's not pretty, but it'll work until I repartition and create a small /boot partition.

    Slightly off-topic, sorry.

  63. Mandrake bootscreen by Okneff · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a link for Mandrake users. Beware of the german ;-)
    Short instructions:
    - make .bmp 640x480 max 128 colors
    - use bmp2mdk script
    - edit lilo.conf
    There are two examples. Have a look at /usr/share/doc/lilo-/README.graphic.

  64. $ cat google_cache | babelfishtr by Alrocket · · Score: 1
    You can feed googles cached version to babelfish :)

    Al.

  65. Not a new idea by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

    This isn't a new idea... Red Hat has been shipping graphical LILO interfaces for a while.

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  66. This just in... by zeno_2 · · Score: 1
    It's now possible to have some cool graphics at boot time with the animated LILO.

    Wow this sounds pretty amazing, its NOW possible to do this, as the technology didn't exist before this morning.

    Funny, I thought I remember having a graphical lilo screen when I installed Mandrake 7, but I could be wrong =).

  67. Boot sector Russian roulette by pyramid+termite · · Score: 3

    There is a screen of a gun. Press your mouse to play and pull the trigger. If the chamber has no bullet in it you will hear a click and boot into Linux. If it has a bullet in it, the gun will go off and you will boot into Windows. Do you want to play? (Y/N)

  68. This brings memory by HeUnique · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh yeah, that surely reminds me of my old Amiga 1000 - graphics, sound, sprites, simple vectors - and all in 1 boot sector! (yeah, I know - the data was on the last track on floppy but it surely looked great...

    Who knows, maybe someone will implement it on LILO or GRUB - it will surely be more fun to boot ;)

    --
    Hetz (Heunique)
  69. animated LILO by fea · · Score: 1

    Trouble is, when do you ever reboot Linux except when a new kernel is built?

    1. Re:animated LILO by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 1

      As per the linked page in the article...

      "these boot screens will not be so useful for those who keep their Linux server running for several months without rebooting (some of my servers have been running for more than a year). But these animations were not designed for these servers: they are more interesting for desktop computers that are rebooted from time to time. "

      Perhaps reading the article/links prior to posting will help explain things!!! ;-)

      --
      Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin
  70. You Silly English Kinnnniggits by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 1
    Be careful of the French


    Sounds like sage advice.
  71. Re:It would be too complicated for Linux Losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And don't even DARE to attempt to change the screen resolution. You'll be fcsk-ing your hard drive for days to come.

    Yeah, ctrl-alt-plus and minus are just SOOOO difficult.

    Dipshit!

  72. LILO & 1024 cyclinders by maroberts · · Score: 1

    I believe LILO is no longer subject to this limit; RH7.2 didn't complain when it booted from my 80GB Maxtor with the Linux main partition 60GB in!

    --

    Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
    Karma: Chameleon

    1. Re:LILO & 1024 cyclinders by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Well, since I'm below the 1024 cylinders I shouldn't have a problem anyhow. However, as I understand the LILO doc, the 1024 cylinder limit is gone "for certain BIOSes". Since my BIOS doesn't even recognize the drive (it's an 80 GB Maxtor too, btw) it's probably not one of those. :)

      It's really not much of a problem (the system does boot from hda, after all) and it's quite impressive that Linux can handle the drive anyway (Windows has no way to get to it, because of the older BIOS). I'm just sorta curious why LILO has problems with it. Maybe the high partition number hdb5, is an issue? Or maybe it's plainly the fact, that LILO doesn't like it, if the BIOS says, it's boot drive isn't even there? I'm really just curious what it might be. :)

    2. Re:LILO & 1024 cyclinders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lilo is able to boot off my hdb7 partition even though the BIOS can't see the second hard drive, so I'd assume it's an issue with Lilo to not work.

  73. copy paste of the main page by clarkie.mg · · Score: 2

    The site is slashdotted, so here are the link to the pictures and the text from the main page.

    pictures
    green
    blue
    penguins
    game

    text

    Animated splash screens for LILO

    Introduction

    Since mid-2001, most Linux distributions include some patched versions of LILO (the LInux LOader) that support VGA or VESA graphical modes and make it possible to have a nice background image while booting. Starting with SuSE Linux 7.2, the SuSE distribution includes an interesting extension to LILO that allows a programmer to define some callback functions that are triggered when some events occur (key pressed, timeout, ...). It gives a much greater flexibility than the other extensions that are provided by most of the other Linux distributions, including the new graphical modes that have recently been added to the official version of LILO 22.x.

    While testing the SuSE version of LILO and the helper program mkbootmsg, I was wondering if the timer callbacks together with the function that copies parts of the image to the screen could be used for creating animations. I quickly found out that it was indeed possible to enhance the boot screen with animations. Since my friends liked the results, I decided to share them on this web site.

    These animated boot screens have been tested with SuSE Linux 7.2 and 7.3. They should also work with other Linux distributions, as long as you install the appropriate version of LILO. This is explained on my help page.

    Why?
    Several people told me that LILO was not designed to do this kind of things and asked me why I did this. So here are some reasons: because LILO was not designed to do this kind of things, because it is fun, because some people like to waste their time looking at pretty animations when their computer is booting.

    Of course, these boot screens will not be so useful for those who keep their Linux server running for several months without rebooting (some of my servers have been running for more than a year). But these animations were not designed for these servers: they are more interesting for desktop computers that are rebooted from time to time. I created the first boot screens for a laptop that I boot and shut down at least once a day.

    Animated boot screens
    Click on one of these images to go to a separate page from which you can download the file to use with LILO as well as all source files.

    xray-green
    640x480, 256 colors (VESA)
    Animations:
    - progress bar (timeout)
    - hard disk motor
    - two flashing lights

    xray-blue
    640x480, 256 colors (VESA)
    Animations:
    - progress bar (timeout)
    - hard disk motor
    - two flashing lights
    - rotating fan

    penguins
    640x480, 256 colors (VESA)
    Animations:
    - walking penguin at the bottom of the screen
    - walking X-Mas penguin on top of the menu
    - falling penguin (tumbler) for the LILO timeout
    Special keys: F1, F2, F3 influence the penguins
    breakout
    640x480, 256 colors (VESA)
    This is a full, playable game, not a simple animation.
    Special keys:
    - F1 for help
    - F2 starts a game
    - Shift and Ctrl control the bat

    Copyright

    I am releasing these animated boot screens under the GNU General Public License (GPL), version 2 or later (at your option).

    This means that you are allowed to use, modify, copy and distribute them freely. You can even sell your own version if you want. But if you distribute them to others, then you must also distribute the source code for these boot screens. In this case, the "source code" ("the preferred form of the work for making modifications to it") means the configuration file(s) and the source of the image(s), including all layers and masks if applicable. It should be possible for those who get the source code to modify the animation easily, so distributing only the final PCX image is usually not sufficient because that would not be the the preferred form for making modifications to the image (unless you worked only on that bitmap file and painted it pixel by pixel, but then I pity you).

    For more details, see the full text of the GPL (also available in HTML version from www.gnu.org).

    --
    Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. Bertrand Russel
  74. yeah by mrphrtq · · Score: 1

    Be careful of the French.

    Good advice.

    --

    "Life has improved immeasurably since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." - Hunter S. Thompson
  75. Ditto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10:14am up 54 days, 9:49, 1 user, load average: 1.29, 1.10, 1.08

    This seems completely useless to me and when my system is rebooted there's not many options I'd care about unless I'm booting into a neglected WinNT partition or an older kernel.

    So, hit enter, look at screen, ensure that there's no kernel panics. This seems like wasteful eye-candy when folks could be working on getting the window managers friendlier for the desktop user which I'm assuming this is targeted for.

    1. Re:Ditto... by 3141 · · Score: 1

      This seems like wasteful eye-candy when folks could be working on getting the window managers friendlier

      What's to say that the folks don't want to work on window managers? Isn't that part of what Open-Source is about? People work on the things that they want, or that have been bugging them in their absense.

      You don't have to install it if you don't want to - and maybe some other people do want to.

  76. Loadlin by kila_m · · Score: 1

    What happened to loadlin.. is it still developing?

  77. French by parasite · · Score: 0

    I don't read French, but then again I can't seem to find any. Where is it ?

    Translations appreciated.

  78. 2 Words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .
    ... Maginot Line

    Maginot line virtual visit

    Not the blunder it's made out to be

    vous invitent à entrer dans le monde captivant de ...
    (virtual tour you english speaking creten)

    Pics & Discussion Forum

    What has this got to do with LILO ? Just a reminder that security is more about subtance than style ... and that one might want to look behind the GUI loaders before leaping.

    1. Re:2 Words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure if this is funny or stupid

  79. 'Beware the French' by rweir · · Score: 1

    I've often found that to be useful advice.:)

    (Moderators, please note the presence of humour in this post)

  80. gaah by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm going to get -infinity for this but, OK.

    this is too much. crap like this, thrown in because it's "kewl", is why the real world doesn't take Linux seriously.

    I want LILO to load my OS, and no more. I can wait until I boot to play games and see the pretty colors.

    1. Re:gaah by JWhiton · · Score: 2

      Come on, man, this is just a fun little program. It's completely optional to download and install. It's not like this will come standard with every version of RedHat from this day forward. It's just a lighthearted little hack released for the fun of it.

      One thing it is definitely not is a reason why people don't adopt Linux. On the contrary, I think it would reflect nicely on the world of Linux, as it shows how open the system is. You're perfectly free to load LILO in plain-vanilla form, but if you're up for it, you can install some eye candy if you want.

    2. Re:gaah by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      oh, we know it's lighthearted, but someone who doesn't pay attention (most people in the world, and IT types especially) will skim the story, see that someone has put a lot of work into making Linux have games in the bootloader, and then their premature assumptions will be "proven" - Linux is written by 31337 hax0rs just for fun and it's not a real OS. People don't trust things that aren't created under duress, and no GPL idealism will cure that!! jeez.. look around outside somewhere besides your fellow Linux geeks.

    3. Re:gaah by elaias · · Score: 1

      My, my... aren't we touchy!? I thought that one of the most attractive features of Linux was the freedom to choose: and that is exactly what you can do. If you don't like graphical bootloaders, then just close your browser window and move on, 'cause this posting is definitely not for you.
      On the other hand, I think that there are many people (read: artistic people) who are quite well interested in this, like myself. But I guess in your eyes, real men boot naked =).

      --
      "You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free." - Jesus

    4. Re:gaah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the fuck are you to tell me what I should or shouldn't be able to do in a boot loader? Back to your cave, troll.

    5. Re:gaah by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I can't accept technical advice from someone who quotes Jesus in their sig.

  81. Why? by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    Why waste my time on something I only see for 15 seconds every six months? I used to make startup screens for my Macintosh, but then again my best uptime there was 6 days

  82. Booting Linux? by thrillbert · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Most linux users still see the four letters LILO when booting the PC.

    Then again, most users only see the LILO screen once every blue moon.

    9:31am up 122 days, 22:40, 0 users, load average: 1.00, 1.00, 1.00


    Now, installing the graphical LILO to boot my windows box, now that's entertaining!
    1. Re:Booting Linux? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      I guess "most" linux users don't use it on the desktop? Anyone that leaves their desktop computer on 24/7 is an eco-criminal.

      --
      Contrary to popular belief, coding is not all free blow-jobs and beer. Those things cost MONEY!
  83. ... caution ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Be careful of the French."

    Always good advice. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

  84. LILO vs. GRUB by N3P1u5U17r4 · · Score: 1
    Can somebody explaing to me what the differences/advantages are between using LILO and using GRUB?

    --
    You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
  85. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupidest thing I have seen on slashdot so far. NEWS FOR NERDS. STUFF THAT SUCKS.

  86. Re:The French!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just shows how these *american* moderators can't recognise real humour when they see it :P

  87. Re:I know! by tritiumsys · · Score: 0

    Your MOM sucks!

  88. And splash screens are easier by MattW · · Score: 2

    splashimage=(hd0,2)/grub/splash.xpm.gz

    Just a gzip'd 640x480 xpm, trivial to replace. VERY cool.

  89. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOST users still see the Microsoft Windows (tm) boot screen on start up.

    1. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adding to the above, MOST people have no idea what LILO is or does.

  90. Re:Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the answer to the second question???

  91. Jokers by starduste · · Score: 1

    I can see some people playing practical jokes with this type of thing already... placing an animated Windows logo during boot to scare the crap out of die-hard Linux users... only for them to sigh a breath of relief when the familiar logon screen appears (but not before a change of pants).

  92. Re:I Am A Murderer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you forgave your girlfriend because of what happened?! She still was making out with one of the guys dude!

  93. more to the point by alec314159 · · Score: 1

    people who use lilo so much have bigger problems than just being bored by it

  94. personally I'll stick with Lilo - here's why by Nailer · · Score: 2

    What makes GRUB especially cool is that it doesn't need to be installed on the hard disk in order to boot systems from it.

    I never found that to be a deficiency in Lilo myself.

    Not only can GRUB locate every hard disk in the system, not only does it understand different partitioning schemes (including BSD-style partitions), but it can also understand various filesystem structures.

    Again, as a new stable distribution tested kernel (which is what I run on my workstation adn server boxes) comes out maybe twice a year, I frankly don't see the need for this.

    So if you forgot the name of that latest kernel image you wanted to test, GRUB will let you poke around the filesystem looking for it. GRUB even has a find command to do it for you.

    Indeed. Grub works well for testers. For the rest of us:
    * Grub uses a completely different device syntax than my OS which I can't be bothered learning
    * Grub has an arcane syntax if you do actually want some kind of interactive bootloader

    Grub advocates also seem to miss two points:
    * Grub has a pretty menu and can boot beyong cylinder 1024 / 8GB. Lilo has been able to do this for a couple of years too. Moot point.
    * Grub complies to the `miltiboot specification'. Seeing as the Grub people wrote the `multiboot specification', who cares?

    Mike

  95. Be carefull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be carefull of all this english