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Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads

PhreakinPenguin writes: "According to this article on News.com, Microsoft and Unisys are preparing to pay for a slew of ads to 'undermine' Unix with the theme of 'We have the way out.' They are apparently hyping that Unix is an expensive money trap. One ad states, 'No wonder Unix makes you feel boxed in. It ties you to an inflexible system. It requires you to pay for expensive experts. It makes you struggle daily with a server environment that's more complex than ever.' Unisys is apparently putting up $25 million and Microsoft won't say how much they're chipping in but you can bet it's more than Unisys." As the article notes, this comes after floundering attempts to sell (through Dell, Compaq and Hewlett-Packard) the high-end Unisys machines pushed by these ads.

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  1. perplexed by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doesn't Microsoft already own enough of the world? You think they could leave UNIX geeks alone.

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    1. Re:perplexed by Interfacer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some facts

      - in the REAL world, no one should be left alone. you must be the best to stay on top.

      - heavy duty servers will not be replaced by MS. Windows servers simply cannot handle the load, let alone be secured decently

      - MS servers are ideal for file print servers and simple user management and file/ print servers. that is why you see a lot of mixed environments unix-NT

      - the customer does not give a fk about kernel architecture. he just wants easy to manage GUI.

      - geeks are the minority.

    2. Re:perplexed by 2cool4school · · Score: 2

      I think Microsoft more or less have to do this kind of negative advertising. With Linux already popular and going from strength to strength and now the Mac is essentially a UNIX machine the OS world is a very different place from just a couple of years ago and it must feel like half the hardware and software companies in the world are ganging up on them. Now who's painted themselves into a corner? Microsfoft is looking (and behaving) like a trapped animal. Watch those teeth! Arrgh!!

    3. Re:perplexed by rhost89 · · Score: 2

      Why dont they take the 50+ million and hire a few more people to squash some bugs. I know that I wouldnt have any problems with my salery being augmented, plus mabey they can get some real programmers in there and start writing some good code (E.G. non-bloated, fast, clean code)

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    4. Re:perplexed by bribecka · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess considering the crappy performance of their servers in the marketplace, they now have to bad mouth the competition.

      Thank god that all of us here at Slashdot don't ever badmouth or try to undermine Microsoft. Those bastards.

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    5. Re:perplexed by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      the customer does not give a fk about kernel architecture. he just wants easy to manage GUI

      Define customer. The customer of a Big Unix Server might in fact care a great deal about kernel architecture because it affects the utility of the product.

      But your grandmother (unless she is someone like Grace Hopper) probably won't.

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    6. Re:perplexed by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      A huge sector is small to medium sized businesses with minimal IT staff. Microsoft would be quite happy to grab more of that market.

    7. Re:perplexed by sketerpot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It was a nice joke for windows 1.0-ME, but I don't think it applies to NT, W2K, or XP. I think they are phasing out faster but less reliable win95-based OSes for crawlingly slow but more reliable NT-based ones.

      Want to take issue with the "crawlingly slow" part? It is very slow if you run them on comparable hardware. I have Linux with KDE running on a 266 mhz. K6 box and W2K running on a 500 mhz. K6-2, and the linux one is much snappier.

    8. Re:perplexed by kz45 · · Score: 2

      Maybe if they focussed on improving their products, instead of resorting to slander, they would be perceived as the world class company that they aspire to be

      I think the linux community should take a few hints from this as well....

    9. Re:perplexed by timothy_m_smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes I think the readers of Slashdot are so pro-Linux that they fail to give any real consideration to anything not Linux. I think in this case, yes Microsoft might be making a mistake in bashing UNIX. However, I think to have an intelligent discussion about Microsoft you need to consider it's good points as well as its bad points. Like this line: "mabey they can get some real programmers in there ". Do you really think MS got this far without good programmers? No.

    10. Re:perplexed by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
      But your grandmother (unless she is someone like Grace Hopper) probably won't.

      Grace Hopper didn't need no steenkin kernel. Real geek women used toggle switches and patchcords. None of this OS handholding.

    11. Re:perplexed by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      I don't know about you guys, but M$'s ads for their own stuff are pretty revolting. Case in point - the new "1 Degree" ads. The sportscar one is particularly egregious.

      If you haven't seen it, a couple is in a showroom about to buy a Ferrari lookalike. The saleman asks for a color and after selecting red, the scene changes to a paintshop where supposedly JIT robots begin to paint a primered car red.

      That's when a brief moment of hesitation kicks in and black is suggested. Dealer "pauses" the painting and then lucky for him the couple goes back to red and the bot finishes painting. The voiceover says something like, "Giving the customer exactly what they want - 1 degree of separation".

      Now please pardon my incredulity, but WTF would have happened if the couple did, in fact, go for black? You can't just repaint a wet car, especially one only partly painted.

      The wineseller one is also annoying, but more in the way the previous ads about MS server stability were annoying.

      GTRacer
      - Note to MS: Make Windows as stable and easy to use as Solitaire and I guarantee a winner!

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    12. Re:perplexed by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Informative

      Microsoft is no DEC, and NT is no VMS.

      Microsoft got where it is today by riding the coattails of the last Monopoly, IBM.

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    13. Re:perplexed by mcc · · Score: 3, Insightful
      With the crucial difference being:
      • Ad hominem attacks on microsoft and microsoft products on slashdot are done in a situation where it's reasonably certain that the people hearing will have enough experience to understand the attacks and their context. Whereas the currently discussed microsoft ads are specifically targeted at those people who don't understand at all what they mean, and are the most likely to form blind prejudices based simply on random things they hear in TV ads without questioning, researching, or checking for veracity.
      • On slashdot if someone is being silly, going overboard, or making statements about microsoft products that are either stupidly subjective or just aren't true, anyone has the option of posting a reply and refuting the dumbass. Nasty attack tv commercials, meanwhile, are not really a forum where "the other side" has a chance to respond with anything other than more nasty attack tv commercials.
      Yeah, i know what you meant. Just.. just a thought, you know?

      Anyone else suspect microsoft's goal with all this is probably just to goad Sun, Oracle, etc., into paying for response ads.. meaning that the computer industry gets in a huge circular contest of paying for increasingly expensive ads and pissing money into a hole.. meaning in the end sun, oracle and co. have a significant amount of money drained away from their much smaller bank accounts, while microsoft just has a slightly smaller percentage of money and still billions left to absentmindedly burn?

    14. Re:perplexed by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Who the f*ck cares if it looks marginally prettier. Any clown can hire a few graphics artists and make some cosmetic changes. What really matters is how complex the OS is to use in actual deployments. By this metric, WinDOS still has catching up to do.

      Who really cares if a company that has had a monopoly for the last 10 years can beat a struggling band of volunteers by measures that are highly subjective anyways.

      You want close minded? YOU try raising the bar for Microsoft to a REASONABLE level. Namely, try comparing it to a 15 year old version of MacOS for a start.

      By this metric, Microsoft still hasn't made it yet.

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    15. Re:perplexed by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Why burden a small company with an IT staff?

      Why burden a small company with servers that can't be deployed and then pretty much ignored?

      Why subject your IT staff to interfaces that need babysat and aren't amenable to automation?

      In Microsoft's world, "easy to use" quite often translates into "hard to automate".

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    16. Re:perplexed by timothy_m_smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is often the argument of the engineering types (of which I am one)...build a better system and you will win. But the reality is that you have to build a good system (maybe not the best) and then you have to have a market to sell it to (and who wants to buy it).

    17. Re:perplexed by Shelled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Man, I'm so tired of seeing this sentiment moderated as insightful. Slashdot and Microsoft are not two sides of the same coin. Slashdot is a collection of freely expressed opinions (save for corporate astroturf) submitted by a voluntary and constantly varying group of submitters displayed in a public forum. Microsoft is a highly structured top-down corporation with goals set by one man and an army beneath him to out carry his directives. The opinions on Slashdot are a random sampling from individuals working, or interested, in the tech industry, the opinions from Microsoft are marketting stances. To equate the two is the most simplistic form of hardcore dualism, a complete denial of anything beyond black or white.

    18. Re:perplexed by raresilk · · Score: 2
      gotta love the irony in the wineseller ad . . .

      seller makes more money when product "crashes."

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    19. Re:perplexed by ahde · · Score: 2

      that's not true. They rode the coattails with a dagger. They signed on with Compaq, who effectively broke IBM's monopoly (nothing wrong there) but then killed OS/2 in a way most Machivellian

    20. Re:perplexed by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      I had forgotten that one! That one *almost* makes up for the other ones. Seriously, I really like that one. I guess that's why I forgot its asocciation with the 1 Degree campaign...

      GTRacer
      - Has love/hate relationship with MS

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    21. Re:perplexed by ahde · · Score: 2

      But you got to admit that the "new employee" .NET ad is effective (and entertaining.)

      A older guy is showing around new employee around. He says something like "I remember when we had to do all this by hand, it took blah people x time to..." The new employee says "How long have you been here?" and he says "A couple months." And then it says Microsoft .NET logo -- better than cheese or something.

      Of course that's the beauty of advertizing. You could sustitute another product name and it would be just as effective. There is no direct tie-in to the product. Only proximity.

      I'll grant you, that .NET may save you time compared to doing it manuall. It does promise rapid development. But so could J2EE, or some other technology.

      Compare that with the IBM ad. Until this Unisys tie-in actually occurs, Microsoft cannot claim to save space/time/money on server consolidation. And still, there will always be the implied (factual) statement that free software will save you money compared to per-client licenses.

    22. Re:perplexed by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Thank god that all of us here at Slashdot don't ever badmouth or try to undermine Microsoft. Those bastards.

      As if money hungry, crap software making Microsoft somehow compares with the honourable intentions of the OSS community, who, comparatively speaking, make rock solid software?

      MS charges like a wounded bull for XP for example, now compare it's stability, cost and creator intentions with Debian.

      A nasty remark against MS from a geek, is founded in truth and completely warranted. MS has been making shit software and been using illegal tactics for many years, they spread FUD all the way and actively try to squash all opposition, yet geeks complaining about this are somehow as bad as them? Get real.

      A similar remark from MS against Unix in general (with intent to simultaneously umbrella Linux, Sun, SCO, Apple, the BSD's, etc) is plain dishonourable and unfounded.

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    23. Re:perplexed by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 2, Informative

      MS servers are ideal for file print servers

      For my main system at work, I actually had to specify that it could not run on WinNT file servers. Anywhere I use Access databases, I open the .Mdb file exclusively (Access can be very useful, but it's only trustworthy if you treat it as single-user.), but the open mode was not respected when the file was on an NT drive. Our Novell drives worked just fine.

    24. Re:perplexed by ahde · · Score: 2

      good for you

  2. Expensive experts by tangledweb · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd rather pay for expensive experts than hand over $4 for a six pack of MCSEs.

    1. Re:Expensive experts by NightMgr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a "expensive expert" for unix. I spend about 30 minutes a day total, monitoring my systems. The rest I spend helping my windows brethren handle all of their issues. Especially the weekly patches, reboots, service stoppages, and so on.

    2. Re:Expensive experts by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      you're playing with fire when you say IT people aren't real computer scientists ;). flames aside, having been employed in the IT industry for over 5 years, i'd have to say that most IT people are real computer scientists. the information system _users_ on the other hand are not.

      it's not typically the computer scientists (IT professionals) who decide a shop is going to be a M$ shop, but rather a middle manager who knows that no one ever got fired for choosing M$. that manager also probably knows that the skills to work in and maintain the M$ environment typically are at a lower rate than that of the skills found in a UNIX shop. (compare a VB developer salary to a UNIX C/C++ engineer, hell, compare a M$ C++ engineer to a UNIX C++ engineer).

      as i mentioned else where, unix is about scalibility and flexability. when an information system starts to push a sun box to the limits, there's nearly always a bigger, better sun box one waiting to migrate the system to.

    3. Re:Expensive experts by BWJones · · Score: 5, Informative

      This was modded as funny, but from our experience, this is more truth than anything. You get what you pay for and our organization (who shall remain anonymous) hired four MCSE's that ultimately cost us many times what a well-trained administrator familiar with UNIX would have cost us. Repeated screwups from the MS certified folks caused data loss, data corruption, and system down-time in addition to attempting to lock us into years of Microsoft products. This move to MS environments was promoted as a cost cutting measure over the objections of our scientists actually doing the work and has resulted in much higher costs overall. Getting rid of these guys and the chaos they wrought has been even more expensive, but at least we have a working environment back again.

      MS sales and marketing will tell you ANYTHING to get you to switch to MS. Be careful as for some environments Windows works fine, but for others UNIX is definitely the way to go. What we are concluding is that is you want the power of UNIX, with ease of administration, perhaps OSX is the future. Its cheaper overall than SGI or Sun, has the UNIX underpinnings, but is still kind-of young and needs a bit of optimization. However, there are serious efforts underway to optimize performance and security through Trusted Darwin and I hear tell that serious workstation class hardware from Apple is just around the corner.

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    4. Re:Expensive experts by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2

      are you saying when you were in the IT environment (business environment), you weren't a computer scientist? i agree the work doesn't always demand the most geekiest of scientific skills, but that's the nature of working in the business world. i believe it requires computer science skills nonetheless.

      sure writing packages/procedures/tables/indexes all day isn't exactly scientific. but when the project is 2 weeks late, and the application performance needs to improve by 200%, a _little_ scientific thought needs to go into the process.

    5. Re:Expensive experts by NMerriam · · Score: 4, Informative

      AS well as the other reply, most of the security issues are avoided with a decent system configuration in the first place. The biggest problem with MS isn't necessarily that it is less secure, but that it has so much stuff running out of the box.

      If you shut down the things you don't really need, its actually pretty rare (like once every 6 months) for a security issue to pop up that requires a software update on a given box as opposed to a simple configuration edit.

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    6. Re:Expensive experts by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 2

      Explain to me again what I save by replacing my expensive UNIX expert with an expensive Windows expert?

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    7. Re:Expensive experts by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2

      i agree with you mostly... what i do now, could properly be called "systems engineering"... it isnt science, as we arent really researching new bits, but we are engineers. (we use existing science in practical ways to build solutions that are bulletproof)

      and i do agree that the term "engineer" is thrown around a whole lot mor than it deserves to be. Systems administrators calling themselves "engineers" is an insult to those true engineers that killed themselves in college trying to pass that Partial Integrals course while others got their MSCE and think they are engineers now.

      engineers are professionals on the order of doctors and lawyers. yes, i said that right. tell me, would you want your next bridge designed by someone who took a 2 week course in "click and build bridges" or someone who spent 4-5 years of intense study?

      same thing in the computer field. you get what you pay for, and you get the level of education they have received. Most MSCE's are almost "priest like" (in an Asimov Foundation sense) in that they only know the ceremony to get their computer to work without any understanding of how it works and why.

      my biggest problem with this is - how the hell is MS going to get the next generation of low-level coders for their products? no one knows low-level, and the kids arent exposed to it, who's going to code Bill's truly next generation OS?

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    8. Re:Expensive experts by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      Ok, your argument might be, your not going to browse on a server so you really don't have to worry about the ie updates, fair.

      That's exactly correct. If you're running desktop (ie, consumer-oriented) apps on a server, you're inviting security problems.

      Anyway, I do remember a number of vulnerabilities with some of the key server apps available on MS products. Nimda.

      But nimda wasn't a problem for anyone who had IIS set up correctly in the first place (except for the bandwidth and resource waste). Yes, if you just installed all the default configuration IIS you got hit by nimda. But if you followed MS's own security checklist (nothing new, its been around for years) and implemented even half the security settings you were totally invulnerable. Nimda requires several specific configuration issues to be left unsecured all on the same box. If any one of them (for example, installing IIS on a partition separate from windows itself) was done, you're fine. So many of these exploits have been variations on the same thing its laughable. How long does it take someone to figure out that they need to configure a box right to make it secure?

      What's the point of a server if everything is locked down

      The question is nonsensical. Every server should be locked down, Windows or Unix. You should run the services you need and nothing more, with the options you need and no more. Not just for security, but also for ease of administration and troubleshooting.

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    9. Re:Expensive experts by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      read the reply below. If you follow the guidlines, you wouldn't have been hit by any of those (Nimda, Code Red). I was admining a public IIS box (actually two) at the time and my servers were fine. Especially since, even if I'd left all the defaults, I'd applied the patches that fixed both the above exploits well in advance of the "worms" that preceded them. I am SO SICK of people who have no idea of what the hell they are talking about saying IIS is an insecure piece of junk by bringing up Nimda and Code Red. If boxes at where you work got hit by that, fire those responsible. They are not worth whatever they are paid.

    10. Re:Expensive experts by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      No we don't. Microsoft has peddled crap and abused it's competitors and partners alike since it formed in the mid 70's. They don't lead, they follow. Sometimes they follow so far behind that they nearly get caught with their pants down by the competition.

      They only do enough to scrape by and barely prevent this.

      Go home and play with your toys.

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    11. Re:Expensive experts by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Frankly, I would rather live with mom and dad than trust my professional future to the performance and reliability of Microsoft products.

      I would rather not take the heat for Bill's mediocrity.

      OTOH, I would gladly have put up with the arcana of VMS if the market had let it live.

      We don't hate everything, just the crap.

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    12. Re:Expensive experts by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      But nimda wasn't a problem for anyone who had IIS set up correctly in the first place (except for the bandwidth and resource waste).

      IIS = It Isn't Secure

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    13. Re:Expensive experts by jcr · · Score: 2

      Microsoft has peddled crap and abused it's competitors and partners alike since it formed in the mid 70's.

      No, Microsquish didn't start behaving this way until they got the chance to pick up IBM's fumble.

      Back when they were just selling BASIC to Apple, MITS, Tandy, and so on they were merely an underperforming vendor with a mediocre product.

      -jcr

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  3. No such thing as a cheap expert. by nahtanoj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Either you pay someone who really knows what they are doing well for the job, or you pay some jerk who only thinks he knows what he is doing next to nothing. Guess which one costs you more in the long run. Why don't businesses look to the long run? (I really want to know)

    nahtanoj

    1. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by Patrick+May · · Score: 4, Funny
      Why don't businesses look to the long run?


      In the long run, we're all dead. -- John Maynard Keynes

    2. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by zaius · · Score: 2

      "In the long run, we'll all be dead"

      Thats why.

    3. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by EddydaSquige · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Businesses don't look to the long run because of a change that happen to the corperate world in the late 70's and early 80's. That change was the concept of 'shareholder value'. Buisnesses used to build their strategies and plans based on providing and acctual service or product, but today (and this ran rampent during the 90's dotcom explosion) they focus on producing money for their stock holders rather that products for a community. When your entire buisness plan is 'how do we make the most money the quickest, all else be damned?' it makes trying to convince your stockholders that doing anything which will pay off in five or ten years (rather than five or ten months) is a good thing. If the choices are a quick buck now, or a solid buisness latter, the quick buck will always win because it increases shareholder value.

    4. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Why don't businesses look to the long run? (I really want to know)
      'cause businesses only think in terms of money, and once money (like religion) comes into the picture, you might as well throw logic, common sense and rationality out of the window.
    5. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by pmancini · · Score: 2

      The actual question is: What makes and MSCE any cheaper than your typical Unix Expert??? I can't think of any MSCE's that are NOT competitive with Unix guys like me.

      Also having been an NT guy for years my major complaint was uptime. The company has to factor in outages -- major outages -- as part of the business plan under Microsoft. Meanwhile your properly configured Unix box is just going to hum along. Before I left I made sure they ported to Solaris.

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    6. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by Foogle · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why is it that every time someone uses the phrase "long run", another poster feels compelled to quote Keynes? As if that somehow refutes the point of the original comment. Yes, it's a clever quote, and it makes a lot of sense, but WE'VE ALL READ IT BEFORE.

      Thank you.

    7. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by Arandir · · Score: 2

      But he did lay the "intellectual" foundation for Keynesian Economics, so he is the core of the reason why we are all dead in the long run.

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    8. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by sulli · · Score: 2

      Shareholder value, on balance, is a very good thing to focus on. It's the reason many well-run companies have been able to steadily grow revenue and earnings - by (surprise!) focusing on businesses where they know what they are doing and have efficiencies that work in their favor. Though the Nasdaq bubble was a negative consequence of this, I suspect we are all doing better, both as investors and as customers, with companies that are focused on shareholder value (e.g. GE) than we were with the mega-conglomerates (e.g. ITT) of the 60s and 70s that wasted vast amounts of energy to hold the damn things together.

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    9. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2

      In the long run, we're all dead. -- John Maynard Keynes

      Unless we're an evil corporation. Then we live on, but everyone wishes we were dead.

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    10. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by Arandir · · Score: 2

      It's deeper than that. The real problem is that companies (and stockholders) do not understand that the value of a stock is not its price.

      Chasing after a stock price is a losing proposition. People who wouldn't waste one buck on the lottery will gladly fork over their life savings hoping for an equally impossible payoff.

      Instead, you want a stock with a stable price in a company that is making a profit. Roll your dividends back into more stock. Diversify into other stable companies. Buy when the prices seem too low. Sell when they get too high.

      Find out about the internal workings of the company. If they aren't hiring expensive experts, sell, sell, sell...

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    11. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by msaavedra · · Score: 2
      Instead, you want a stock with a stable price in a company that is making a profit. Roll your dividends back into more stock. Diversify into other stable companies.

      Unfortunately, the nature of capital gains taxes in the US makes this less than cost-effective. Every time the company pays a shareholder dividends, that shareholder gets ~30% skimmed off the top by the government.

      Savvy shareholders prefer it when the company saves that 30% and reinvests the profits themselves (in acquisitions, expansion and especially stock buybacks). If the shareholders are patient and the corporation is competent, this nearly always leads to an increase in the share price that is worth more than the dividends would be. The compounding effect that you get from investing is much more effective if you aren't constantly being nickled and dimed to death by taxes. It is better to take that tax hit only at the end, when you actually cash out of your investment and want to use the money

      In something like an IRA, where taxes are deferred, even on reinvested dividends, your strategy makes a lot of sense. But the amount of money you can put into such an account is strictly limited, and hence the usefulness of the strategy is limited as well.

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    12. Re:No such thing as a cheap expert. by hymie3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Businessess don't look to the long run because manager's bonuses are tied to quarterly profits.

      My company recently wanted to set up an in-house paging system. We decided to save some bucks and roll our own system using *nix. Our only specified requirement that was not met was that we spend a bit more and get pagers with better reception (lots of concrete where we are).

      The pagers had to be purchased using the operations budget for Plant Operations.
      The director of Plant Operations has one of his quarterly bonuses tied directly to fundage left over in that pot at the end of the quarter.
      Guess who decided to buy $2.95 refurb numeric-only pagers?
      Our paging system doesn't work now cuz we went with cheap pagers.
      We're (the company) are now paying more to revamp the system in the long run than we would have in the short run if we had went with the pricier pagers in the first place.
      Guess who doesn't care cuz he's already got his bonus?

  4. Oooh, I'm scared by xZAQx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice business practices, MS. You'd think you could prove that your product is superior through example, not slander. If these ads are half as bad as they seem, I say IBM starts making commercials full of BSoD's and says explicitly: "You will never see a blue screen of death with Unix".

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    1. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by ryanvm · · Score: 2

      I say IBM starts making commercials full of BSoD's and says explicitly: "You will never see a blue screen of death with Unix".

      Microsoft can be a pretty nasty bedfellow. Unless IBM wants to find themselves paying double what everyone else is for Windows licenses, I doubt you'll be seeing any blatant anti-Windows ads.

    2. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by bwalling · · Score: 2

      I never see a blue screen of death on Windows 2000. What is this you are speaking of?

      Uhh, it happens to my workstation at work about once a month. It generally happens when I am not using it - I'll come in from lunch and find it that way. A couple of weeks ago, I found a task that could repeat the blue screen, but I've forgotten what it was.

      Anyway, there are blue screens in Windows 2000. It's much better than NT 4, though.

    3. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by bwalling · · Score: 5, Funny

      "You will never see a blue screen of death with Unix".

      What about "Our technical support engineers won't tell you to reinstall everything every time you call us."?

    4. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by EnterprisePenguin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Haven't you seen the IBM basketball ads? My wife who knows very little about computers in general, when she first saw the ad, said, 'WOW, IBM is taking a direct shot at Micro$oft.

    5. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I never saw a blue screen on my win2k box either, it just hardlocked and laughed at me. Grumble... Now I'm running RH, which is occasionally frustrating but better than Win2k.

      Kintanon

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    6. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by pubjames · · Score: 2

      That's quite good.

      I wish we could see more positive activism on behalf of the Slashdot readers. Like, for instance, getting all these ideas together and setting up a web site to help Unix vendors (or at least their ad agencies) come up with good counter ads to Microsoft's rubbish.

    7. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by HeUnique · · Score: 2

      Before you jump and recommend Unisys ES7000 machine, perhaps you want to take a look at IBM solution which is based on the Summit chipset?

      1. Their solution (although not 32 way - only 16 ways) is HALF the price of Unisys 16 way machine.

      2. With ES7000 You cannot use Linux or any non MS solution. With IBM solution - you can.

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    8. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by swillden · · Score: 5, Funny
      I got a BSOD yesterday, on a clean install of Win2K. I had my buddy's Win2K laptop sitting on the desk next to my Linux laptop and I was fiddling with the infrared configuration on mine. Saw a flash out of the corner of my eye and turned to see my buddy's laptop in BSOD mode, complaining about an exception in IRSVC (I think -- don't remember the exact name, but clearly it was in the IR code).

      When I get some time I'm going to figure out how to reproduce it, then write a little killwin2k script. Then, next time the guy sitting next to me on the airplane won't turn his sound down while I'm trying to sleep, I'll just whip out my little Infrared Packets of Death!

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    9. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by Firehead · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about this, Sun should just make a TV spot that consists of 10 to 20 seconds of a BSoD and then pay the networks to run it immediatly following any Microsoft ad.

    10. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by micromoog · · Score: 2

      so . . . do it.

    11. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by bero-rh · · Score: 2

      A good way to see one is adding

      strcpy(NULL, "Microsoft sucks!");

      in kernel/signal.c

      That's what I did some years ago because I was curious as to what a "Linux bluescreen" looks like.

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    12. Re:Oooh, I'm scared by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      wow that would be really funny!!!!!!!

      then may be a reboot then back to the regularly schedualed crap.

      of course no one would probably pay attention to it.

      everyone would just take it for granted that computers crash.

      ohh well

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  5. LIke this wasn't expected.... by erobertstad · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be nice to see Sun and IBM, etc.. to start running some straight on anti-microsoft ads. I do like Sun's comment

    "As for Unix being 'inflexible,' 'expensive,' and 'complex,' we feel those are terms much better suited to the closed and proprietary world of Windows."

    Now if they will only put that into an ad of their own, that whole reply, sums up this marketing campaine very nicly.

    1. Re:LIke this wasn't expected.... by Derkec · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's the problem with that. Sun's marketting budget is nothing compared to that of MS. They can do a few adds but IBM has the big bucks to do an add war.

    2. Re:LIke this wasn't expected.... by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      And what is "closed and proprietary" about Sun exactly? Sun shares a common API with no less than 6 competitors.

      This is why it was so easy for EVERY major Unix database vendor to port their servers to Linux.

      Your use of those terms (closed, proprietary) are simply NewSpeak.

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  6. Microsoft tried to sell Unix too. They failed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Remember XENIX anyone? In fact, until Caldera bought out SCO, Microsoft used to own part of it. Does Microsoft own Caldera stock now? Wouldn't that be ironic.

    Warren Postma

    1. Re:Microsoft tried to sell Unix too. They failed. by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Sure. This is what QA departments are for.

      You do TEST your applications before you sell them don't you?

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  7. Meanwhile, at Redhat..... by mickwd · · Score: 2

    sed -e '/Unix/Microsoft/' < Microsoft.ad

  8. Microsoft MAY have a point... by Maddog_Delphi97 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you're talking about an older version of UNIX tied to a specific vendor, Microsoft MAY have a point... but the little secret that Microsoft doesn't want you know is that Unix in general is becoming more open-source AND is becoming more of a commodity rather than a specific that runs only on specific hardware.

    I guess what I'm saying is that Unix is losing more and more market share to operating systems like Linux. (Linux is NOT unix, although it's quite similar) This is especially true administrators (rather than corporate commitees) get to pick the operating system to use.

    A good case in point is the market share and mind share of Solaris and Linux. Sun Microsystems just recently released the source code of Solaris under a "community license" (which is NOT the same thing as GPL, but it's the best we can expect from Sun Microsystems). Did Sun have to release the source code? Not really. But it knows it would lose MORE mind share to Linux if it didn't.

    1. Re:Microsoft MAY have a point... by Baki · · Score: 2

      Where did you get this idea from that older UNIX versions tied you to a vendor? Not whatsoever (unlike all other operating systems).

      Open source or not (such as Solaris, AIX) the only thing that matters is that all UNIX systems are very much alike (including Linux). Porting software between them is trivial (should be, at least).

      In that sense, UNIX is open and always has been open. It conforms to a published spec (API's such as Posix) enabling you to write software making good use of any UNIX platform. That is the big difference with closed systems like Windows (with it's backdoor API's and tricks).

      Linux must watch out from becoming too arrogant or selfcentered, and not throw away being a good member of the UNIX family (i.e. not go its own way using proprietary API's and standards but stick to general UNIX principles).

      It really hurts when I see that Linux gains marketshare from other UNIX variants; it should be gaining from Windows, not from its brethren. This may endanger the viability of UNIX as a whole (investemnts made by companies like Sun, HP, IBM) and is not good news.

    2. Re:Microsoft MAY have a point... by glwtta · · Score: 3

      Linux is not UNIX? What the bloody hell is it then, Windows?

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    3. Re:Microsoft MAY have a point... by big.ears · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It really hurts when I see that Linux gains marketshare from other UNIX variants; it should be gaining from Windows, not from its brethren. This may endanger the viability of UNIX as a whole (investemnts made by companies like Sun, HP, IBM) and is not good news.

      Don't feel bad--if Linux wasn't taking their marketshare, Windows would be. The unix market's is going through a little consolidation behind the flag of linux. Prior to linux's emergence, the unix sectors biggest problem (and strength) was the multiplicity of different (seemingly) incompatible solutions. Of course, POSIX and the OPEN group emerged to fight this off, but their business models couldn't last against WINTEL--they had more expensive software and hardware, no desktop to speak of, poor options for commodity peripheral support, difficulty to configure, and to top it all off, management all own stock in MS.
      Now, the proprietary unix vendors are enriching linux and offering a "linux strategy" in order to stay alive. But, as a result, more people than ever are using unix-like OSes. Once there is hegemony behind the diversity that is linux, look for linux desktop shares to encroach on Microsoft--at least to the level that Mac's do.

      In my estimation, what's happening now is much like what went on in the early days of Islam. You had a bunch of fearsome barbaric nomadic tribes (unix) roaming around in the desert attacking each other. Mohammed (Linus) came along and united them under the the flag of Islam (Linux), after which they created an empire that covered the half of the known world, and creating one of the most advanced civilizations of its time (My computer once most mainstream games are available on linux).

    4. Re:Microsoft MAY have a point... by Maddog_Delphi97 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's right. Linux is NOT UNIX. To get UNIX certification for an operating system, you have to pay a group of consultants that looks at the API and the shell and decide if it conforms to a specific set of specification.

      To me, that's not a standard. Sounds more like "bribe a group of consultants to call it UNIX"...

    5. Re:Microsoft MAY have a point... by Baki · · Score: 2

      In my experience, porting between any UNIX variant IS easy, except for porting from/to Linux.

      No "unix" variant is so deviant from the rest of the UNIX world than Linux.

      I've ported a lot of software between AIX, Solaris, BSD, HPUX (a bit more deviant) and Linux. Other UNIX programs tend to be easily portable to Linux, but programs written for Linux are more difficult to port to other UNIX variants than anything else.

      That is where I was referring to when I wrote "should be portable".

    6. Re:Microsoft MAY have a point... by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 2
      in fact, an older version of Windows NT does comform to a subset of this Posix layer...

      That's some slick talking there. My Commodore C-64 conforms to "a subset of this Posix layer" too, but I wouldn't want to port any POSIX application there as anything other than an intellectual challenge.

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    7. Re:Microsoft MAY have a point... by jafac · · Score: 2

      . . . . Mohammed (Linus) came along and united them under the the flag of Islam (Linux), after which they created an empire that covered the half of the known world, and creating one of the most advanced civilizations of its time (My computer once most mainstream games are available on linux)


      To make that really work, Linus would have to have been computer illiterate. Or maybe you weren't talking about Linux, maybe you were talking about GNU?

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  9. Never heard of a Mac? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    MS can crow all they want that Unix is hard to use - and I might have thought so, until I used OS X. Great GUI (needs some tweaking, but hell, what doesn't), start ssh, ftp, and Apache with a click of the mouse, and you can go configure the .conf files if you want - or if you don't want.

    Yes, Unix is inflexible. That's why open source Linux runs on nearly every piece of hardware you can find. I use it for my Day Job web/general Unix servers, running on cheap desktops or expensive rack mount units.

    Consultants are expensive. I can actually go out and buy a book on Unix, then look at the source code of FreeBSD, Linux, Darwin - and change things myself. Oh, good god, adduser is so hard to figure out.

    Oh, yeah. Unix is so hard. Especially when those blue screens of death pop up that interfere with my work or those proprietary API's that I can't get all the info to, and - oh wait. Unix doesn't have that.

    1. Re:Never heard of a Mac? by typedef · · Score: 2, Informative

      In all fairness, the ads seem to be targeted at the very high-end server market, which simply isn't offered yet on Apple hardware.

    2. Re:Never heard of a Mac? by babbage · · Score: 2
      MS can crow all they want that Unix is hard to use - and I might have thought so, until I used OS X.

      Not that I disagree with this specific example or your point in general, but this isn't a particularly strong counterargument to the MS anti-unix campaign. Yes, OSX is nice, and yes it coul even be a good server, but I would be very reluctant to do that at this point. It's a young and still not quite polished OS, and it currently runs on hardware that excels as a workstation but might not be so competitive as a high end server (no rack-mount models now and I doubt there would be any on the horizon). And while you can start & stop these services with the click of a button, it's still valuable to know how to work with them at the command line / config file level.

      As nice as Aqua is, I don't think I'd want to have it running (or even installed, maybe) on a dedicated server -- it takes too much CPU and it's an extra point of possible failure or system compromise. Darwin by itself might be okay, but I don't see the benefit of using it over any other BSD. And if you're going to run raw Darwin without Aqua, then why bother using OSX at all? Seen that way, it's just a young & as yet unproven BSD clone, and you might as well go with the originals there.

      None of this is meant to knock OSX. I'm typing this from an OSX box, as I compile Mozilla in a different window and have an ssh/pine session open in another. I love OSX as a desktop Unix system (even if it doesn't have the "adduser" command, by the way ;-). But from what I can tell of MS's anti-Unix campaign, high-end Unix is the target, not desktop-Unix. Of the two main desktop Unix variants -- Linux and OSX -- they're fighting the former on different fronts while embracing the latter as another bit revenue source for Office. The target is Sun, IBM, etc -- and that's just an area that Apple isn't even seriously trying to compete in right now. Maybe in two or three years they'll be experimenting with that market, but not today.

    3. Re:Never heard of a Mac? by Wee · · Score: 2
      adduser isn't difficult, but finding out that the command is adduser, or that man will provide help isn't very apparent for the super-newbie.

      I normally don't get into obvious flame wars like this entire story, but I had to respond to your post. A couple points:

      • The super-newbie probably will have a hard time with any OS, be it VMS, Irix, Linux, or Win2K.
      • The super-newbie probably should never be in a position which requires them to add users. They should themselves stay in user-land. There are many hundreds of thousands of people in that space right now who get on quite nicely.
      • If they wanted to know basic administration, a simple Google search yeilds nearly half a million hits. It's been my experience with the operators and junior admins at work that a Google search can solve about 75% of all pages to the on-call engineer.
      • Since they are "newbies", it's easy to understand why something new may be hard. Riding a bike isn't easy if you've never done it before.

      I starting using DOS when it was 3.something. I've used nearly every Windows OS after Windows 3.1, but I've not used Win2K much. I've been using Unix-like OSes for ten years now. Explain to me how I would go about adding a user in Win2K? I honestly couldn't tell you where the right buttons to click would be. Yeah, I could fire up Google and/or MS Help, but the fact remains that I'm still not sure how to do it -- even though I may have added users to earlier versions of the same OS in the past. Yet adduser has been in the same place all this time.

      My point is this: the difference between something being hard and something merely being an unknown is the same as the difference between stupidity and ignorance.

      -B

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    4. Re:Never heard of a Mac? by cobar · · Score: 2

      Run cygwin and load the OpenSSH daemon. It's every bit as good as in unix (except for a lack of Windows admin commands).

    5. Re:Never heard of a Mac? by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      i want tab completion and the ability to use the arrow keys to both go up to previous commands and go backwards in the current command to change the one character i mistyped.

      Don't get me wrong, i love /bin/csh that came with solaris 7, and i'm sure that i could find something to add these features, but whatever

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  10. Because no one sees "long run" by barzok · · Score: 2

    Let's face it, everyone wants to see the results now and get their work "done" - if that means having to scrap and rewrite a system 2 years from now, they don't want to hear it. We'll deal with it when that time comes in 2 years. And in 2 years, we'll again build a throw-away, far-from-good solution and start all over again.

    And with the people controlling the money not listening to the whys and hows that get them into the predicament (and forgetting what they decided last WEEK, let alone last YEAR, that put them there), you're pretty much stuck dealing with the cheap route all the time.

  11. Re:Why Unisys? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    I believe Unisys is one of the companies that sells the huge 64 way x86 boxes that Windows 2000 Datacenter runs on, and thus is directly competitive to UNIX big iron.

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  12. FUD by llamalicious · · Score: 2
    Yes, more FUD. Coming soon: FUD in your SPAM.
    Between Intel and Microsoft, I'd have to say the two companies do more negative campaigning in the business world in one year than most local, state or federal politicians do throughout the course of an election.

    So, what's the solution? 3 options.
    1. Prove their negative campaigning is defamation, or is putting out untrue statements/accusations. (See- truth in advertising)
    2. Stoop to their level, and get some Unix/Linux companies out there spreading their own special FUD sauce.
    3. Just plain prove them wrong. (Oh wait, we shouldn't have to do that. But we do.)


  13. Ok, I'm gonna switch by chrysalis · · Score: 2

    If Unix sucks, I'll switch to Linux.

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    1. Re:Ok, I'm gonna switch by ceswiedler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, better yet, switch to GNU, because we all know what that's not.

      "Unix may be unflexible and proprietary--but Gnu's Not Unix."

  14. Re:Who will they rip off? by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 2

    No, I heard they're courting a bunch of retired NFL stars for a football-themed commercial.

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  15. Counter Ad by clark625 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It shouldn't take IBM, et al, long to start running ads that show an MS-only shop having all the boxes go down simultaneously. Then, the CIO goes looking for who can get things fixed, he can only find clowns in the IT department saying "maybe we should just hit all the reset buttons." Maybe dressing the fools up like clowns would make the point that much better.

    *sigh* Everyone knows you get what you pay for. Expensive employees generally pull their weight. A clown that only knows MS products isn't much better than a trained monkey.

    Of course, I think MS has a place in businesses--just like *nix. Companies really should diversify their operationing systems so that they can take full advantages of each. MS Win2K just isn't as good of a webserver, for example, as many of the *nixes. And a Win2K Server is nice for tying together a bunch of Windows workstations. Exploit the advantages of each.

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    1. Re:Counter Ad by Gid1 · · Score: 5, Funny
      It shouldn't take IBM, et al, long to start running ads that show an MS-only shop having all the boxes go down simultaneously.

      ... hopefully accompanied by a massive thud as all those flying Windows XP people drop from the sky.

    2. Re:Counter Ad by medcalf · · Score: 2

      IBM could score big cool points by running an add that shows dozens of Intel-based servers running Win2K or whatever, talking about how many web servers, ftp servers, domain controllers, and so forth are there, along with a bunch of MCSEs to run them, and then panning over to a single RS/6000 or SP system with one admin, and using a tag line like, "Just because you can buy a machine cheaply, doesn't mean you can do business with it."

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    3. Re:Counter Ad by Enry · · Score: 2

      I think that was the "they stole the data center!" ad.

    4. Re:Counter Ad by jeffy124 · · Score: 2

      MS-only shop having all the boxes go down simultaneously

      IIRC, there was a commercial for Southwest Airlines. Even though it's a different industry, they once used Outlook worms in their commercials.

      One of their tag lines is "Want to get away?" In the commercial, a woman opens up an email with subject "Job Offer" that when opened, said "You have got the Pink Slip Virus. Your whole office is now infected. Ha ha ha..." You then see the same sequence of events hitting other cubes in her area. "Want to get away?"

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    5. Re:Counter Ad by frleong · · Score: 2
      ... hopefully accompanied by a massive thud as all those flying Windows XP people drop from the sky.
      Like this one...?

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    6. Re:Counter Ad by jeffy124 · · Score: 2

      IBM sorta already did that with their "Heist" campaign. That was the one where the boss calls the cops after finding his server farm empty. He then tells the tech, who's just rolling in for the day, "They stole all our servers." Tech responds "Nah, we moved everything on to that one" and points to one machine in the far back corner. "Gonna save us a bundle. I sent you an email...."

      Roblimo ran an article over at Newsforge about this. That machine was to be running VMWare with a bunch of Linux installations on top of that for all the http, ftp, mail, etc. In essense, one machine that pretended to be 12 machines (or something like that).

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  16. We'll still use unix for webservers... by AVee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Netcraft says:
    The site www.wehavethewayout.com is running Rapidsite/Apa-1.3.14 (Unix) FrontPage/4.0.4.3 mod_ssl/2.7.1 OpenSSL/0.9.5a on FreeBSD.

    1. Re:We'll still use unix for webservers... by leviramsey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, web servers are a minor part of an enterprises computing needs. I mean, no one does actual business over the web, right?

    2. Re:We'll still use unix for webservers... by gUmbi · · Score: 2

      It also says that the site is on Verio's network. Verio chose to use FreeBSD, what's the big deal?

  17. Will this work? by zyklone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder, does this kind of ad really works?

    I thought that it was generally believed that everyone immediately sees through "we-will-help-you-get-away-from-evil-competitor" ads. Giving the viewer the completely wrong impressions.

    But on the other hand, Unisys and Microsoft. They are not exactly known for caring what the customer thinks as long as they pay.

    1. Re:Will this work? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      But on the other hand, Unisys and Microsoft. They are not exactly known for caring what the customer thinks as long as they pay.
      So why is it that IBM used to have the word "THINK" plastered all over the place???
  18. Expensive Experts vs Monkeys by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2

    -->> It requires you to pay for expensive experts. --

    So MS would prefer the usual and currently employed monkeys run servers as opposed to an expensive expert.

    It's expensive for any GOOD expert. It just happens cheap self made experts have read the windows help file and aren't familiar with the man command.

    grrr

  19. Lock and key by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If any businesses have the ablity to lock you into a platform with little choices, it's gotta be Unisys and Microsoft. I guess Unisys must be hurting since their major revenue stream, the LZW patent, is about to expire.

    Oh, and if hiring a sysadmin is expensive, I guess they haven't taken a look at the going rate for MSCEs lately, have they? Just because a 15 year old kid could administer your machines for Mountain Dew and Pizza doesn't mean you should run your business like that.

    I wish someone like IBM or Solaris would do a similar ad against Microsoft.

    1. Re:Lock and key by sheldon · · Score: 2

      "Just because a 15 year old kid could administer your machines for Mountain Dew and Pizza doesn't mean you should run your business like that."

      So... I take it you aren't advocating the use of Linux then?

  20. Heh by sinserve · · Score: 2

    I know how much Unix paid for an anti M$ ad campaign.
    $5 subscribtion to slashdot.

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  21. "Expensive Experts" by casio282 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The thing that struck me most was this concept of "expensive experts." I could easily see them expanding this campaign by inserting adjectives like "condescending", "difficult to communicate with", "obnoxious", and even "completely other, alien, and kinda creepy." These are all representative of the impression regular folks seem to have of the sysadmin, from what I can tell. As opposed to the impression of your average MS-savvy (love those two words together) "computer guy" who helps get you back on the network or shows you where your downloads go.

    Maybe the bearded ones need a PR campaign.

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    1. Re:"Expensive Experts" by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      >These are all representative of the impression regular folks seem to have of the sysadmin

      "Regular folks" just have a generic characterization of
      "the computer guy", they don't neccessarily make a distinction
      between the various types of system administrator.

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    2. Re:"Expensive Experts" by glwtta · · Score: 2

      I've been growing a beard for exactly that reason - I think I can get more money with it.

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    3. Re:"Expensive Experts" by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Maybe the bearded ones need a PR campaign.
      It's the suited+tied ones who need a whack with a cluestick!
    4. Re:"Expensive Experts" by dohcvtec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My impression is that when most folks encounter someone who knows _slightly_ more than the average computer user, that person gets tagged as the "computer guy." More than likely, said "computer guy" has nothing but MS experience and is likely not even an expert with those products. People don't realize that real problems (and real solutions) demand real knowledge, and real experts. And things that are really worth doing are not always easy. Many people see someone who is an "expert" in anything as someone who knows too much about it. So this ad is trying to reinforce this concept.

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  22. This won't work. by Spencerian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For Microsoft to build a campaign against UNIX would be like Coke or Pepsi promoting a campaign against the evils of water.

    UNIX is the backbone of the Internet. It started with university and military computers, and is still based on these technologies. It has spawned many successful clones and variants, including BSD, Mac OS X, Linux, Solaris, IRIX, and many more. And virtually ALL of these versions work well together and can exchange code.

    Not that this is surprising, but Microsoft is arrogant to point of giving the finger to God. This is really a sign is disrespect for everything built over the years by the blood, sweat and tears of the first network pioneers.

    Unisys sounds like it has little to lose since it's been sitting on its corporate butt so long that even the oldest of us have forgotten what they've recently done in the computing world.

    I'm not making a righteous stand for just the UNIX world. Microsoft is really a company with poor ethical practices and should be recognized as such.

    Microsoft could have it all by realizing that practically all its major competitors have a UNIX base in their OS, even Apple. Instead of fighting the UNIX family, they could cash in simply and easily by moving the Windows NT/XP base to a true UNIX base, and create (the usual closed-source) apps in UNIX versions that can be compiled for virtually every UNIX family OS. (Not that everyone would want the apps, but at least it would be there..)

    But NOOOOOO...

    I was ranting on how OSS was too disorganized to fight MS in certain market attacks--that OSS lacks a defined leader. This instance is an exception. There are plenty of corporate makers and users of UNIX who might jump on the big MS "screw you" bandwagon and even pump up some cash in the corporate and legal system to get MS to shut their corporate pie hole.

    Pissing off the U.S. Government is one thing. Pissing off other big businesses is quite another.

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    1. Re:This won't work. by jkujawa · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's a funny thing, actually, because Coke does try to market against water. Not necessarily in this country, but in contries where Coke is developing its market, definitely.

    2. Re:This won't work. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Funny

      well, in some countries, Coke is better for you than the local water supply, so it's really not such a bad thing on that level.

    3. Re:This won't work. by joenobody · · Score: 2

      In this country (guessing you mean US), too. 'Dasani' is Coke-brand water. Pepsi-co has its own brand of water. They both realized how crazy they were to ignore that people were willing to pay a buck for tapwater if it came in a focus-groupped plastic bottle.

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    4. Re:This won't work. by JordanH · · Score: 2
      That's just like MS selling Xenix once-upon-a-time. Surely, when the market matures and the Coke development people are up to speed, they'll have Water/NT (WNT) out, which will suplant both Dasani and their old Coke offering.

      To those who like Coke and Dasani, don't worry! WNT will come in versions to meet any need, from WNT/Cup, designed for the home user, to WNT/Ocean for the Global Enterprise Water user. Integrated products with WNT, like Liquid Explorer (LE) will provide flavors to meet all the needs of the drinking public.

    5. Re:This won't work. by Nagash · · Score: 2

      For Microsoft to build a campaign against UNIX would be like Coke or Pepsi promoting a campaign against the evils of water.

      In fact, Coca-Cola is fighting tap water:

      Just Say No to H2O

      Woz

    6. Re:This won't work. by fferreres · · Score: 2

      In my country, instead of FUDing water they sell it (mineral water) and guess what? It's more expensive than Coke and sells a lot :)

      Ha?

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      unfinished: (adj.)
    7. Re:This won't work. by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      I would rather have Apple fill that void along with OS/2, BeOS and VMS.

      Windows is simply redundant and always has been.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    8. Re:This won't work. by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      Microsoft could have it all by realizing that practically all its major competitors have a UNIX base in their OS, even Apple. Instead of fighting the UNIX family, they could cash in simply and easily by moving the Windows NT/XP base to a true UNIX base, and create (the usual closed-source) apps in UNIX versions that can be compiled for virtually every UNIX family OS.

      How would that be having it all? That's exactly what they're afraid of. They are doing everything they can to make Windows noninteroperable with UNIX so that people will not switch over to a UNIX system. If they built a UNIX core into Windows, and ported Office to the Unices, do you think the vast majority of users would stick with Windows? If they could still put Office on a computer, why would they bother paying that extra couple hundred for Windows? As long as Microsoft has what they currently have, they have everything. They would gain nothing by giving that up.

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  23. perl can save this story... by vreeker · · Score: 2, Funny

    my $bs = "No wonder Unix makes you feel boxed in. It ties you to an inflexible system. It requires you to pay for expensive experts. It makes you struggle daily with a server environment that's more complex than ever";

    $bs =~ s/unix/microsoft/i;
    $bs =~ s/complex/nonsense/i;
    $bs =~ s/expensive/clueless/i;

    print $bs;

    1. Re:perl can save this story... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      You forgot:

      $bs =~ s/expert/\"expert\"/i;

  24. barking up the wrong tree... by f00zbll · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Microsoft's tactics for consumer products works well because most people don't give a hoot about the guts of a particular technology. The enterprise world is totally different. There are still tons of old main frames running the most critical applications. If I was a CTO of a financial institution, that would make me laugh. The reason it's still used isn't because it "ties me to a platform." It is because the damn thing has been running with minimal downtown for a long long time. Given that my windows crashes every week or so, instead of 10 times a day, I wouldn't even consider using windows in the back office applications. Not when the PC world is just starting to get into the high reliability, fail over world of enterprise computing. When you're pushing millions of dollars around every hour and billions every month, screw windows.

    Not only is it the wrong tactic, but it will hurt them in the enterprise services world. There's a reason the stock market uses Sybase ASE and not sql server. No matter how much money microsoft puts into getting high TCP numbers, real DBA's know the difference. Here's to hoping microsoft continues this line of advertising and continue to shoot themselves in the foot in the enterprise services world.

  25. how to respond by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 2

    Has anyone seen those RoadRunner ads where the Internet is mad slow under dialup? Sun should have some kind of ad where some guy is really stressed and grabbing his hair and it zooms in on the screen saying "Your computer has crashed. Send $1000 to Bill Gates, 1 Microsoft Way, Redmond WA and we might consider fixing it in ten years."

    Then again, to acknowledge M$ gives them a tint of credibility. Funny that MS can't compete on its own merits.

    1. Re:how to respond by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Funny
      How about this:

      FADE FROM BLACK, a DISTRESSED MAN in a business suit is sitting across from a RELAXED MAN wearing a tie and dress shirt.

      DISTRESSED MAN: "Yeah, I had to get out of the office. The servers have been down all morning, and our clients are getting really upset with out excuses. They keep telling us to reboot, and they've been rebooting the servers, but the fact is, we're losing business. Losing money."

      RELAXED MAN sips coffee: "Mmm-hmmm"

      DISTRESSED MAN: "I don't know how much more of this we can take. It's a dog eat dog world out there. But I guess this is just part of doing business... I mean, computers go down. That's life in the office."

      RELAXED MAN smiles and sets his coffee cup down, looking down: "Well... not really"

      DISTRESSED MAN: "Yeah-ha... like your systems don't ever go down".

      RELAXED MAN smiles and leans forward: "No. We use Linux".

      FADE TO BLACK, title: Linux. Because Time is Money

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    2. Re:how to respond by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 2

      Do you take patches?

      -RELAXED MAN smiles and leans forward: "No. We use Linux".
      +RELAXED MAN smiles and leans forward: "No. They don't".

      A little less pretensious, and more likely to be taken as a real conversation. Attention is focuses in at that last line, which is exactly when the tagline comes in, giving the trademark all the prominence it needs without getting gushy.

    3. Re:how to respond by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Agreed. I prefer your version. We'll commit that puppy to the logical CVS. ;)

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      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
  26. Re:Why Unisys? by larien · · Score: 5, Informative
    Close enough; they sell a 32-way system, but not very many of them. See the links in the main story for more info.

    Large servers are where Windows has never done well; Wintel scales up to 4-way reasonably easily, 8-way at a push and 16-way is very rare. 32-way is only available from Unisys, and from what I've heard, there's some klunky stuff in the background to make it work.

    Compare this to Sun/SGI who have had >=64-way for years without any kludges to make it that way. A Sunfire 15K with 72 processors handles pretty much like a 2-way E220R.

  27. Re:Shortsighted Corporations by sam_handelman · · Score: 2

    Because their investors, which generally include the upper management, don't intend to hold onto their stock for the long run. They want to make a quick buck selling it, or recover a quick profit from destroying the company. Obviously, this isn't always true - Microsoft looks to the long run, for example :(.

    Personally, I think this is a really stupid ad campaign on MS' part. The only thing I can think is they've deluded themselves into believing their product is somehow superior. I suppose there are a few people, who think (or hell, maybe they can) that they could maintain an MS server themselves but couldn't maintain a Unix server, who might fall for the line, but not very many.

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  28. Say what? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2

    "It requires you to pay for expensive experts."

    I see, like those MCSE's that they claim earn an average of $80k a year. Hmmm. An AVERAGE of $80k doesn't sound that inexpensive to me.

    Especially since most of the ones I've run into know little to nothing about computers. We actually hired one (don't ask me why) who didn't know you could hook up a printer thru a zip drive, I wish I were making this up.

    Sounds like MS is experiencing a panic attack of some sort.

  29. Microsoft learining something by FatRatBastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think Microsoft has begun to learn a little about high end computing. Remember a few years ago when all the trade rags were writing Unix obit, claiming MS was going to eat their lunch with cheap high end WinTel boxes (of course, MS [like any other company] were feeding this line of bull to everyone).

    Well it looks like MS have learned there's a reason that high end, rock solid industrial strength computing isn't cheap. You can't just bung Windows on commodity hardware and expect it to 24/7. So the advantage that MS had at the departmental level in the past (cheaper and easier to use than its competitors, lest we forget that that was a major selling point of Windows in the 90s) it doesn't have on the high end. Unix is entrentched and competative price wise. MS are going to have a VERY HARD time eeking out market share at the high end. They'll have some successes, but the world will not be running on MS Big Iron any time soon (if ever)

    1. Re:Microsoft learining something by MeNeXT · · Score: 2
      You can't just bung Windows on commodity hardware and expect it to 24/7.


      Why not? I can if I replace Windows with Linux of FreeBSD. As long as the hardware lasts it will run, then again if some one could write software that can repair hardware then it can run forever HAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa....NOT FUNNY I know

      --
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  30. Expensive Experts? by caldroun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently MS doesnt know thier own pricing for calling thier Tech Support with an incident?

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    "If you have done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways" -- hhgg
  31. This is Great News! by johnnyb · · Score: 2

    Microsoft, previously, has been in the position that they didn't have to compete with anybody. In fact, if you look at all of their advertisements in magazines, you see that they only refer to themselves when trying to pump one product over another (NT vs 95). It seems that now they are facing competition that just isn't moving, and they are having to actually face that competition.

    It puts them in a position of weakness, not of strength. This ad campaign will do more for UNIX than it does for Microsoft, because Microsoft will have to admit that it is facing competition, and UNIX is being chosen by experts. This will be the biggest blow to Microsoft's corporate image in many years.

  32. It requires you to pay for expensive experts... by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

    as opposed to expensive idiots?

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  33. This was a no brainer. by MongooseCN · · Score: 2

    MS Marketer 1: Hmm we need to come up with lots of ideas that make UNIX look bad.
    MS Marketer 2: I know, lets take all the customer complaints about Windows and replace any mention of Windows with UNIX.
    MS Marketer 1: Brilliant! No wonder why we get 6 figure salaries.

  34. What is wrong with their idea? by line-bundle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you people honestly expect them to cheerlead for unix. They are a business for crissake and unix is their arh-nemesis.

    And advertising does work. That is the only way for people to know you exist (at least in a competetive commercial environment).

  35. http://www.wehavethewayout.com/ by sinserve · · Score: 2

    The site has a couple of PDFs .. ahem, I think I will
    need an hourly wget/cron job, ahem ;-)

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  36. The campaign website runs FreeBSD by semis · · Score: 4, Redundant
    This is amusing.

    Check out www.wehavethewayout.com - the official campaign site. It runs FreeBSD!
    According to netcraft
    The site www.wehavethewayout.com is running Rapidsite/Apa-1.3.14 (Unix) FrontPage/4.0.4.3 mod_ssl/2.7.1 OpenSSL/0.9.5a on FreeBSD.

    Check out the netcraft results here.

    1. Re:The campaign website runs FreeBSD by babbage · · Score: 3, Interesting
      No no no, FreeBSD isn't the real enemy. Hell, Microsoft is a Unix company anyway. The problem isn't BSD/Unix, it's Linux & Solaris: the former can't be assimilated, while the latter is just in a higher league than NT.

      Once you've divided your enemies and picked off or embraced the ones you can, you're left with the ones you can't buy or beat. And when all else fails and you find out that you really can't buy or beat your enemy, you might as well slander them, right?

  37. Hmmmm...Pot calling the kettle black?? by moonboy · · Score: 2



    It seems to me the new free UNIX and UNIX-like OS's are the true way out. Linux, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, etc. All run very well (arguably better than MS products) on inexpensive Intel x86 hardware. They also run on the current higher end 64 bit platforms (Sparc, Alpha, Itanium) and will run on the newer 64 bit procs from AMD. Incredibly flexible IMHO.

    Sure, maybe proprietary UNIX on big iron is slowly being replaced, but free and open source UNIX/Linux will be there to take its place.

    A lot of the selling points that MS is focusing on in the ad campaign actually speak better for the free/open UNIX and UNIX-like alternatives than of MS's own products.

    "No wonder Unix makes you feel boxed in (Microsoft licensing anyone?). It ties you to an inflexible system (ahem, Microsoft?!?). It requires you to pay for expensive experts (MCSE |= EXPERT). It makes you struggle daily with a server environment that's more complex (Microsoft - The epitome of complexity) than ever."

    Well, they've sold me. I'm sticking with Linux! :-)

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  38. Phase Three by _Bunny · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
    --Mohandas Gandhi
    I guess it's time for phase three.
  39. Hyprocracy In The Morning by MBCook · · Score: 2
    "They are apparently hyping that Unix is an expensive money trap..."

    Is it just me or are some versions of Unix (or Unix like OSes) are free.

    "One ad states, 'No wonder Unix makes you feel boxed in. It ties you to an inflexible system..."

    Unix (and Unix like OSes) run on just about every platform under the sun. Windows only runs on x86 and Alpha (didn't it used to run on PPC too?)

    "...It requires you to pay for expensive experts..."

    Why not look up the starting salary of an MCSE and tell me who's expensive.

    "...It makes you struggle daily with a server environment that's more complex than ever."

    Windows seems to be getting more complex than ever to me. While at the same time, projects on Linux (easily portable to other Unicies if not there already) are making things easier than ever.

    --
    Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
  40. Well I'd prefer an expert to a monkey... by MeNeXT · · Score: 2
    I'm sorry but it doesn't matter wich OS you use an expert costs the same.


    But then again microsoft wants you to beleive that these idiots who can install MS Office and other software are IT experts. They spend an eternity filling in these forms, called configuration tools and have to wait for a service pack to secure a server. While it may work in some cases the time these individuals take to finish the job ends up costing you more than the true experts in the feild. Irrelavent which OS you use.

    --
    DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
  41. Not Surprised! by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't forget last year, when MS sent out those "public service announcements" that touted the expiration date of NetWare! Novell was pissed about that, and got the ads pulled. (Rumor has it that NetWare 6 is the last one, but you didn't hear that from me.)

    This ad campaign will probably backfire on them. Most smart IT people have had enough dealings with MS in the past to recognize marketing FUD when they see it.

    I've adminned for several years in very diverse-OS environments (NT, 2000, NetWare, Unix, OS2, etc.) If (and only if) you truly know about the inner guts of NT/2000, you can build stable, secure environments with it. I've had uptimes of a year or so (not the norm, but it does happen!) Lots of "experts" think they're NT/2K wizards because it's got the same GUI that their desktop does. I've gone into environments with NT/2000 boxes several service packs out of date, missing all the security fixes, etc.

    MS's ads state that Unix vendors lock you in. They do, but they're at least a little more reasonable than they have been in the past. Windows' main strength in this regard is that if you hate your server vendor, you can fire him and get a new server. Sun makes you buy Sun hardware. So does HP. Linux and freeBSD are some of the only remaining Intel choices, and most businesses aren't ready to give up tech support and easy availability of consulting help yet. MS also mentions expensive experts. Yes, Unix admins are expensive, but MS is probably assuming that its half-a-million MCSEs are all experts. As a holder of that certification, I can tell you that this is a falsehood. Even the MCSE/2K exams were easier than I had hoped they would be. You get what you pay for, as always!

  42. Re:I wonder if we'll see them on slashdot by __past__ · · Score: 2
    That would be cool - esp. if one could arrange that their old anti-Linux-ads would be displayed next to them.

    (Scince I'm not sure whether those adds were used outside Germany: It showed four mutated penguins and stated that "an open system isn't always an advantage" or something like that - it basically dissed Linux' flexibility...)

  43. Re:New Server Ads: You need this to run 2K by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    And have you ever watched a Solaris server start refusing connections when the /tmp partition is full?

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  44. "floundering attempts" by abischof · · Score: 2
    As the article notes, this comes after floundering attempts to sell (through Dell, Compaq and Hewlett-Packard) the high-end Unisys machines pushed by these ads.
    I believe you mean foundering as opposed to floundering. "Foundering" is "to fail or collapse", whereas "floundering" means to "make clumsy attempts to move or regain one's balance" (as if like the fish out of water itself).
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  45. Goose & Gander by jmoriarty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At the risk of losing some Karma, wasn't it on this very site where I saw an ad at the top of the page depicting a giant penguin terrorizing Redmond? If the topic here is a company trashing a competing OS in their ads, it bears noting that this coin has two sides.

    1. Re:Goose & Gander by mmusn · · Score: 2

      The difference is that Windows really does suck :-)

  46. Who's the competition? by mblase · · Score: 3, Informative

    Based on what I can see about the Unisys systems being touted here (servers with 8-32 processors, costing six-digit dollar amounts), this is not an ad targetting Linux or MacOS X-style BSD. This is aiming squarely at the proprietary UNIX systems Unisys' servers would be competing against -- Sun, HP/UX and the like.

    Of course, I've not touched base with the high-end UNIX server market in years. Can someone else fill me/us in on who Unisys' competitors are, and whether or not the ads have any foundation at all?

    1. Re:Who's the competition? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      Based on what I can see about the Unisys systems being touted here (servers with 8-32 processors, costing six-digit dollar amounts), this is not an ad targetting Linux or MacOS X-style BSD. This is aiming squarely at the proprietary UNIX systems Unisys' servers would be competing against -- Sun, HP/UX and the like.

      Although Unisys competitors may be the proprietary UNIX systems, I think there could be some spillover. They are trying to spread some bad vibes about the UNIX world, which indirectly implies *BSD, OS X, and even Linux. What I mean is, people will probably clump them together in their minds, and I bet MS is hoping for that.

      But maybe this ad campaign won't have much of an effect at all. We'll just have to wait and see.

      mark
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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
  47. w00t by sinserve · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sun responded to the campaign in a statement.
    "Sun still does not see Microsoft as a real threat in
    the datacenter market where reliability, availability,
    serviceability and security are key,"
    [snip]

    "We are all about customer satisfactionability, system
    uptimeability, and cracker stopability", added Scott McCowboyNeal.

    --

  48. At least Unisys got out of the Unix market by jkujawa · · Score: 2

    I worked for a database company a number of years ago, whose product had to work on _everything_. I ran a build/test lab with probably 200 different combinations of Unix/hardware. I remember the Unisys boxes to be some of the nastiest, running a pretty much stock SVR4, IIRC. SVR4 without any embellishments is no fun at all.

  49. Re:Why Unisys? by ebh · · Score: 3, Informative
    Because when they tried to sell/OEM big (at the time, mid-90s) Intel servers running SVR4 straight from USL, they failed miserably, as did Tricord.

    It's only been in the last couple years that Intel CPUs have been able to run in the same league as SPARC/MIPS/PA-RISC/Power-whatever, but the surrounding hardware never kept up, which is why, other than the most bleeding edge/vaporware IA-64 machines (e.g., the IA-64 version of HP's Superdome), you don't see any 128-way partitionable HA Intel boxes.

    There's only so much you can do with 15 IRQs.

  50. Here's my counter ad: by Derkec · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A series of short shots of a number of people saying, "I believe in Unix." While this could include big companies which buy unix hardware, the add should also have these people: Jobs, McNeally, new guy at IBM, Linus. It'd be fun.

    1. Re:Here's my counter ad: by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2

      Trouble is, few people would recognize McNealy or Linus. The best way around that, though, would be to add meaningful subtitles to the talking heads:

      - Ferd Berfel
      CTO, SomeBigFortune500Company

      - Scott McNeally
      CEO, Sun Microsystems

      - Steve Jobs
      CEO, Apple Computer

      - John Lassiter
      Director, "Toy Story"

      - James Cameron
      Director, "Titanic"

      - Jim Someguy
      System Administrator, ABigCompany
      Has administered 750 Unix workstations for 8 years without a single crash

      - Larry Ellison
      CEO, Oracle Corporation

      - International Business Machines
      (would be a crowd shot proclaiming "WE BELIEVE IN UNIX")

      - Steve Case
      Chairman of the Board, AOL Time Warner

      - Cathy Stillwater
      Mrs. Perlman's class, Hayes Elementary, Des Moines, Iowa
      (show her with a screen shot of a GNOME or KDE background surfing the web)

      - Anonymous, Microsoft Corporation
      (silhouette of some guy, maybe even looking like Bill Gates, saying "I believe in Unix -- but unfortunately I can't tell anybody.")

      Obviously I made up some names and situations and didn't check job titles or anything, but a campaign like this should be fairly easy for someone like IBM to put together. Assuming you could trust IBM's marketing group to not shoot itself in the foot like it did with OS/2.

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      Someone you trust is one of us.
  51. RE: Webserver running on FreeBSD by syrupMatt · · Score: 3, Redundant

    While this may seem like a gotcha, remember the fact that this ad push isn't intended to make people switch from apache to iis, it is intended for high server performing data crunching.

    If anything, the site running on FreeBSD could be spun as Microsoft knowing the advantages of unices, having used the variants themselves, and still believing their high-end servers are better for more serious tasks.

    Whatever, just playing devil's advocate.

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    "Moving through the masses like a fish through water." syrup
  52. It gets better! by Tadghe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Check out the "ecommunity" they want you to sign up for...

    1. it's using Java Server Pages (notice the .jsp), no ASP/ASP.NET here...
    2. it's using IIS 4.0 on NT4....no W2K/IIS5....

    This is entirely too funny.

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    Bugs Bunny was right.
    1. Re:It gets better! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2

      Or else they really are using JSP and they just renamed the ASP Session Cookie.

      Perhaps they did this to maintain sessions with some other ASP site of theirs.

      --
      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  53. What!?? by ErrantKbd · · Score: 3, Informative

    "It ties you to an inflexible system"

    Unix is an inflexible system? Let's see... it's totally modular (even more so in the case of Mach or the Hurd), Linux allows you to build literally any kind of system you want, and completely separates system from user processes to allow the kernel to be kept relatively small and tidy. Yup. That sounds *really* inflexible to me. Windows ties system and user processes together, ties the user to Microsoft programs for things as simple as text editing, has a registry system which invariably falls on it's face.. but it's flexible. That's really rich. Some Harvard MBA must've come up with this campaign.

  54. Unisys has a huge Unix Infrastructure by jptxs · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know this from dealing with them. It runs their whole business. It is even, as an earlier poster said, "an old Unix tied to a vendor". That makes me laugh...

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  55. novell to start running anti-microsoft ads by mdouglas · · Score: 2, Informative

    check out the flying boy ad. i have no idea if they are going to air this or not, it was shown at their brain share conference last week.

    http://www.novellbrainshare.com/portal/content/h om e_video.jsp

    ugh. if the preview function is to be believed, there is likely to be a space between the m and e in "home" in the url. be aware of that when you cut and paste the url into your browser.

  56. Do they even know they're shooting themselves? by drew_kime · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It requires you to pay for expensive experts.

    And the other side of that coin is, "If you get an MCSE, we're busy telling your boss that you should work cheap." How long can they get away with screwing over the people who support their products?

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    1. Re:Do they even know they're shooting themselves? by Kamel+Jockey · · Score: 2

      How long can they get away with screwing over the people who support their products?

      For a very long time I would imagine. Microsoft expires peoples' certifications as software goes obsolete, making all the time and money spent on training to take those tests and classes an instant waste of cash. I lost count of how many friends I have who are "certified", only to find out they have to "re-certify" repeatedly. Its a vicious circle, because in order to protect the investment one makes in getting certified, they have to keep pouring more and more money down the drain to maintain that certification. I think the great irony of it all is that so many people got MCSE's that they are now practically worthless. I guess this covers the "you have to pay for expensive experts" problem. :)

      The flip side is that this of course is a great money maker for software developers. It saves them money needed to print good documentation (besides, what the hell else is someone who is certified other than a person who has memorized how a program works and can merely regurgitate said knowledge). And on top of that, people pay top dollar to learn this knowledge. Redhat and Apple are both making significant inroads into the certification bandwagon.

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    2. Re:Do they even know they're shooting themselves? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      I lost count of how many friends I have who are "certified", only to find out they have to "re-certify" repeatedly. Its a vicious circle, because in order to protect the investment one makes in getting certified, they have to keep pouring more and more money down the drain to maintain that certification. Geee, sounds just like the church of $cientology!
  57. Kind of ironic... by fruitloops · · Score: 2, Redundant

    That a Unix bashing site hosted by Microsoft/Unisys is actually running on a Unix box.

    A HTTP HEAD reveals the following:

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 14:58:02 GMT
    Server: Rapidsite/Apa-1.3.14 (Unix) FrontPage/4.0.4.3 mod_ssl/2.7.1 OpenSSL/0.9.5a
    Last-Modified: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:52:25 GMT
    ETag: "11f79ad-2595-3ca38289"
    Accept-Ranges: bytes
    Content-Length: 9621
    Connection: close
    Content-Type: text/html

  58. Re:Why Unisys? by foobar104 · · Score: 2

    And, just for the record, a 768-processor Origin 3000 from SGI works just like a 2-processor Origin 300. If you ignore little hardware differences that don't affect your apps, it also runs just like a 1-processor Origin 200 or Octane from five years ago.

    I had the privilege of getting time on SGI's 768-processor system in Minnesota several months ago. It was... nice.

  59. In related news.... by borgboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bill Joy bashes Microsoft.

    What did you expect? Ads from Ford promoting Chevy? Burger King touting Big Macs? Its business, and business is war. Get over it.

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  60. How about a counter campaign.. by inburito · · Score: 2

    ..noting some of the inherent weaknesses in MS products and point out the fact that mostly all modern services for the most part rely on unix systems?

    You could start by showing ticketing systems, web servers, scientific computing, engineers hard at work on a complex design,... quick cuts with a cool fast paced music and a voiceover explaining what is happening..

    ..and then cut to a battleship in the water and show a computer inside the ship first showing a windows startup screen and then bluescreening(maybe with a flashing red "computer error" added for effect) with a sound of engines turning off and people running frantically around with a final voiceover: "would you want our nations future to depend on unsafe software and put our brave men in danger when fighting for our freedom.. choose right, choose the most trusted name in computing.. choose unix".

    Yeah.. sounds corny, but it could be a powerful message if done right(not to imply that the above is "right").

    1. Re:How about a counter campaign.. by inburito · · Score: 2

      This is not about what I know but about past incidents.. Hell, I should hope that a military ship is running something more stable than the nt I can buy from a store that I personally have used and crashed several times (a day)..

      But.. Is Microsoft basing their campaigns on straight facts? Two can play that game so how about quoting an incident where a ship running nt was left uncontrollable for a few moments.. image is everything..

  61. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Matey-O · · Score: 2

    Excuse me? Sounds like you know Unix better than you know Microsoft. BOTH factions can scale, BOTH factions are flexible. Get deep enough into either OS and you'll find they're pretty interchangable.

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  62. Dangerous strategy by ddmckay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a very dangerous strategy for Microsoft. Imagine that some PHB takes the ad seriously and starts checking to see what the costs are in their computing environment and what the "lock-in" issues are?

    Gartner and other places will tell that PHB that Windows costs *more* than UNIX (licensing, support). And we all know about the "lock-in" of Windows software (*cough* Office, exchange, etc.) and file formats.

    I think that anyone that does a serious analysis of the claims in the ad will come away with the opposite view than Microsoft wants them to have.

  63. I sure hope I remember this when I wake up. by dinotrac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something in my dinner must have been spoiled last night, becasue this dream isn't even funny.

    Microsoft, the monopolist, the Marquis de "lock-in", the ace of audits, the prince of product activation, the squire of "We don't need no stinkin' interoperability", is running ads warning IT shops about painting themselves into corner?

    Damn!

    At least the whine about expensive experts makes sense. Anybody dumb enough to buy this pitch is sure to feel uncomfortable around people who know what they're doing.

  64. What are MS biggest money losing products? by bryanbrunton · · Score: 5, Interesting



    Let's have a poll on this subject. Who can name the MS products that have produced the smallest revenue compared to the money that MS invested in development and marketing. Two of the biggest money pits at MS have been:

    (1) Windows DataCenter. This product has thoroughly bombed. Last year it was rumored that only a couple dozen had made it out the door.

    (2) MS BizTalk Server. Another "MS Enterprise" computing product that despite _immense_ marketing spend, is really sucking ass.

    MS is doing this marketing campaign because their enterprise computing strategies have thus far fallen off a cliff. This is just more money thrown to the wind. People aren't buying MS enterprise computing product.

    Oh, and give aways like IE don't count for this poll.

    1. Re:What are MS biggest money losing products? by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • I think this is more emblamatic of the larger situation - people are ditching rather than integrating older solutions.

      That might have been true in go-go 1999 (partly driven by Y2K), but people actually are holding on to and even upgrading legacy systems these days.

      Witness the renaissance of the IBM Mainframe business.

      Ever been involved with an XML integration? The one's I've seen haven't been about recasting everything in new file formats, but taking data out of legacy systems and translating to XML formats.

  65. When will we see those ads on slashdot? by cyba · · Score: 2, Funny

    :-)

  66. Dunno, but apparently only Microsoft looks to ... by dpilot · · Score: 2

    It appears that only Microsoft looks to the long run, because they nearly *always* make Microsoft products look like a good short-term decision.

    I share your amazement that American business just hasn't managed to figure this out.

    It's the same thing with adoption of Open Source. It seems more important to be able to play the blame game than to take matters into your own hands, and make sure your IT infrastructure stays up, though *you* might have to take some blame for an outage.

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  67. In other news... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Both the Republican and Domocrat parties have announced their intention to run "anti-other-guy" ads during the upcoming election campaign process.

    A spokesman for the Republican Party had this to say: "Microsoft is a well-known innovator, and the Republicans are going to follow their innowations and give them all the visible support we can. We're not sure how these "mud-slinging" ads will work, but hey, if Microsoft does it, it must be OK, right?"

    Diane Feinstein issued this statement: "Fuck you! Fuck America! I piss on the Bill of Rights! What...Anti-Opponent Ads? Oh, yeah, well, we just want to point out how the Republicans are not as sensitive as we are to modern day issues. If you'd like more information, send your check to..."

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    1. Re:In other news... by haaz · · Score: 2

      There's so little difference between the Dems and the Repugs I'm not at all surprised that they're planning on doing the same thing.

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  68. Pot calling the kettle black? by TheCabal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I love this quote:
    Sun responded to the campaign in a statement. "Sun still does not see Microsoft as a real threat in the datacenter market where reliability, availability, serviceability and security are key," the company said. "As for Unix being 'inflexible,' 'expensive,' and 'complex,' we feel those are terms much better suited to the closed and proprietary world of Windows."

    Like Solaris never had security holes, their source code is widely available for anyone to download, and their systems are made from standardized and off-the-self hardware components that don't cost a lot to replace. Oh yeah, and Solaris doesn't cost a lot, either.

  69. Re:MS & Unisys? by tshoppa · · Score: 2
    1873 E. Remington & Sons introduces first commercially viable typewriter.
    Typewriters? Would you trust your valuable data to a typewriter company? :-)

    Actually, before 1873 Remington was (surprise, surprise) a gun company.

    Time to bring back the How to shoot yourself in the foot with [insert-OS-here] thread? :-)

  70. My Mature Response by BeBoxer · · Score: 3, Funny

    It ties you to an inflexible system.

    I know you are but what am I?

    It requires you to pay for expensive experts.

    I know you are but what am I?

    It makes you struggle daily with a server environment that's more complex than ever

    I know you are but what am I?

  71. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by sharkey · · Score: 2

    There really isn't anything Unix can do that Microsoft can't anymore

    Can I use ssh to fully remotely administer my Microsoft platforms serving files, printers, http, databases and email/groupware?

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  72. Ad - Counter Ad by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What Sun needs is an ad that counters this.

    I'm thinking of something similar to those car ads where owner one keeps asking owner two if the model he has, has same features.

    They could have a purple Mercedes or some other obviously nice quality vehicle. standing next to a Yugo with all the body panels and doors in mismatched Microsoft colors. Even just a picture of the two vehicles in profile, side by side, with the line "which one would you want?"

    for the extra twist of the knife the drivers in the Yugo can squeel that "you don't have to know what you're doing when you own one of these".

    Heck I right now freely give Sun the permission to use this idea. No Cost. No such permission is granted to anyone promoting Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Ad - Counter Ad by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      I see plenty of Sun ads. Where are you looking, Sports Illustrated?

    2. Re:Ad - Counter Ad by zeugma-amp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's a better SUN orIBM ad IMO

      Scene: Computer room rull of server racks. There are 2 admins in the room. One has a SUN/IBM/"Unix rules" shirt on, the other a big MS Windows logo. Camera pauses briefly on a calendar that shows the date as Saturday.

      Unix Admin:
      Hi Bob. What are ya here for today?

      MS Admin:
      Nothing much, just running through our monthly reboot cycle. How about you.

      Unix Admin: (as he sits down on a monitor)
      I'm installing some new hardware on a database server. (He logs in. A welcome banner scrolls across the screen, the last line says "Greetings, This server has been up for 475 days."

      The camera zooms on the '475 days' and fades out to a graphic that says "SUN/IBM/Linux/whatever: for those who measure availability (or uptime) in years."

      This post, and all ideas expressed in it are in the public domain.

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    3. Re:Ad - Counter Ad by SWTP · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you seen the ad for IBM-Servers running Linux where the cops are running around with some head honcho trying to figure where the servers went and the IT/IS guy walks by. He says to them We replaces everthing with that one? Going to save us a bundle.

      I was thinking on this one and came up with these.

      One ad that would be two new companies side by side. Showing system being setup but Unix and Penguin showing at company A but Microsoft logos at company B. Kind of like the ad that showed two companes 5 years later for the business paper. As times run along you see calm quite at the Unix place expanding with happy people all calm but the M$ place with the light always on desheveled people going mad fighting to keep the company up at the other. Finaly the B company being taken over by A comapny and MS being kicked out the door like the Kiko ads kicking out big laser printers.

      Or even simpley ad, "Who do you want to see rich? You or Bill?"

      Or just two jars with pennies being drop in. An anouncer states simply you save money when your system and servers stay up. One is labled Unix/Linux and other is Windows. Coins only drop in the Unix and bills, IOU's, patch disk, etc drop in the other. With the tag line stating what do you want to do! Could also have a counter of days, months etc with the other ticking from 0 to 1 to 0 day up!

      Or the better people in combat fatigues with worried look and speaking in a phone saying we are getting hammere here! We are under major attacked! We need those updates from them yesterday. We need help now! Our position and equipment are being over run! Panic strain faces etc. All of a sudden a guy walks up calm and cool. Taps Jim on the sholder and says dont worry we got the new Unix system in and the old window server are gone! You are saved! Crys of joy ring out!

      Ad ideas free to use. :)

    4. Re:Ad - Counter Ad by arkanes · · Score: 2
      Sadly, this may backfire. I know many people who assume that systems with high-uptime are bad, because they think you have to reboot every so often to "clean things out". Granted, these are PHB type people, but they are the ones who make the decisions about where the money goes.

      Personally, I'd think it's be a nobrainer to spend less on the hardware and more on the admin (you get alot more use out of a good admin than you do out of one box, no matter how good it is), but they don't ask me :(

    5. Re:Ad - Counter Ad by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      Shame you wouldn't be able to charge for your ideas anyway, unless you hold a patent on it.

      DCMA

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  73. Its an UPGRADE from DEAD by mr · · Score: 2

    For the last 8 years, from a advertising POV, UNIX has been considered dead. Most 'small' computer shops (they sold NOVELL for years, now just Microsoft) had bought hook, line and sinker the Microsoft Mantra about the death of UNIX.

    How many remember HP's announcements of 1994-95 that they were not going to do alot of development on HP-UX, but instead focus on NT?

    What would be NICE is if the "This is a Linux program" software authors saw themselfs as UNIX coders - but rather than 'a rising tide floating all boats' you have press releases from (defunct) companies like Progeny Linux saying 'we are better because we are not unix.'

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  74. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, find me a windows operating system that will scale to 64 procs and 128 gigs of memory....Now go find me one that scaled to 512 procs and 1 terrabyte of memory. I'm waiting as I'm dying to play return to castle wolfenstein on it.

  75. Re:Please, leave the zealotry at home. by xZAQx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I didn't say they were illegal.

    All I'm saying is this:
    IBM has donated oodles of money to the OSS cause. However, all of their ads are rather modest. IBM has EVERY right to come out swinging with anti-microsoft ads. They could be bastards, too, but -- as always -- Microsoft beat them to the bastard boat.

    What's happening is this:
    Microsoft is getting the shit beat out of them in the server market (or, rather, they see the onslaught approaching) and they're floundering, doing anything they can to prolong the inevitable.
    I agree, what they're doing isn't illegal.

    It's just lame.

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  76. Remember the last campain? by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

    Oh how the memories are short lived

    "Better UNIX than UNIX" anyone?

    while trying to find a good attribution for this Bill Gates quote reputedly at an expo I found this little gem :

    http://www.adt.ru/~las/antims/UnixExpo/

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  77. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Matey-O · · Score: 2

    No, but you can use MMC, or Remote Desktop in an equally secure and easy fashion.

    Actually, now that I think about it, you CAN use ssh to removely administer the box. A great deal of the operating system is now exposed to CLI administration. Not that I'd want to. Terminal Server/Remote Desktop is a MUCH better experience.

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  78. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An MSCE is upposed to be someone well trained to use MS products. An RHCE is one that is supposed to be able to use RH servers.

    Have you ben thorugh the process for a RHCE? Do you know what the test is like? I haven't done it personally, but I have talked with those who have.

    You can't just regurgitate some book learning. You need to know how to setup servers and handle a computer. They actually have you troubleshoot a purposefully broken computer. If you can't diagnose it, you don't pass.

    That sounds a bit of a more practical exam then: "what are seven layers of the OSDI model of networking?" Just because you know the answer to that, does not mean you can setup a DHCP network, let alone one that has NIS authentication on local clients.

    Where I work, we have several MSCE's and MCP's. I wouldn't trust them to find thier own ass with two hands and a set of mirrors.

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  79. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 2, Informative

    At nasa we tried purchasing a NT cluster system. It absolutely sucked from the start. It is now a Scyld Beowulf cluster running PBS and it is doing data mining on atmospheric data in multi petabyte databases. Interchangeable? in your dreams.

  80. Undermine Unix? by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Unix is dead. Linux, on the other hand, isn't unix.

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    1. Re:Undermine Unix? by aozilla · · Score: 2

      no, GNU's Not Unix.
      no, PalmOS isn't unix.

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  81. Thank God! by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2
    And here I thought those Bill Gates was heartless. But, no, here he is coming to the aid of all those poor eunuchs and giving them a way out...it must be prosthetics and...

    Wait. What?

    Oh, Unix.

    Well, if that's the case, screw Gates and his flying monkeys.

  82. Re:Don't knock it before you try it by ScumBiker · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have to assume you either fell through a synchrotron beam this morning or your coffee pot was too close to the uranium plasma frabulator. Foo help us if you're serious. Unless you really like to watch a windows box try to count past 4.

    Anyway, I view these ad's as Microsoft caving. They obviously trying to break into the "big iron" market. To bad M$! Unix will be pretty much impossible to replace.

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  83. what's unix? by passion · · Score: 2

    When the average consumer sees this ad, they'll say, "what's unix?", and probably think of neutered people. I'm glad that Microsoft has the way out... I don't want to lose my sexuality.

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  85. Space probes. by dmaxwell · · Score: 2

    In a way, long duration space probes do work like that. If some RAM in one these probes goes bad, then the software in the probe marks it and uses other memory. Come to think of it, there is a BADRAM patch for the Linux kernel but I wouldn't use a thing like that unless it emailed me that it had to map out some RAM. For that matter, Big Iron tends to be massively redundant and rarely goes down all at once. You can repair the parts that are bad while the parts that are good have a higher load for awhile. That is a large part of why the Big Iron costs so much.

  86. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by nathanm · · Score: 2
    Sounds like you know Unix better than you know Microsoft. BOTH factions can scale, BOTH factions are flexible. Get deep enough into either OS and you'll find they're pretty interchangable.
    Does Windows scale from the tiniest embedded platforms all the way up to the most powerful supercomputers? No.
    Is Windows flexible enough to run without the unnecessary overhead of a GUI on a server? No.

    These are just two of many, many examples. Windows is an appropriate option as a desktop OS for people that are used to it (albeit a very expensive option). Outside of that, I can't think of a single application where I'd use it.
  87. Advertising is very powerful. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 3


    Advertising is very powerful. The effect of this advertising will be to more firmly establish in reader's minds that Microsoft people are liars.

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  88. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There really isn't anything Unix can do that Microsoft can't anymore

    What?!??!? This is a troll right? Have you ever spent any time with computationally intensive work? I'm talking calculations that take hours, days, weeks. Even W2k, while improved cannot work with 4GB or more of RAM, crunch on an algorhithm for two or three days, and not have problems. Hell the W98 box I replaced with our W2k 2.2Ghz box would crash multiple times a day.

    The SGI Octane on the other hand can work for weeks at a time on a calculation and still be able to respond to queries, launch new processes etc... without ever becoming unstable. My OSX box (while not as fast as the Octane and not as much RAM as the Octane) will crunch happily on problems while letting me write papers in Word, surf the web, serve web pages, download new data and allow me to examine it, and plug in a Firewire hard drive to upload data to ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! The W2k Dell box chokes badly every time attempting this sort of thing and there is no way you can say that Windows can compete here.

    As for your argument about well-trained administrators familiar with MICROSOFT PRODUCTS. That's what we thought we were getting and paying for. The point is that Microsoft products are third rate. They don't scale, they are not as stable as other offerings, they do NOT have the same flexibility versus UNIX, and the ease of use of the OSX flavor of UNIX is unbeatable. This is the problem with people that have been raised on Microsofts nipple. They don't know anything else and they make assumptions about the rest of the computer world without having the appropriate knowledge. Try using other environments before saying that Microsoft can do anything UNIX can do.

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  89. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by jslag · · Score: 2
    you can use MMC, or Remote Desktop in an equally secure and easy fashion.

    Are these methods really much better than, say, PC Anywhere? I regularly administer two boxes parked next to each other at a colo, one a linux box via ssh, another an NT 4 box via PC Anywhere. Ssh has a little lag now and again, but for the most part it's like working on a local system. PC Anywhere, however, is all but unusable on the same connection - it takes forever for the thing to realize that you've moved the mouse over an icon, clicked on it, etc. It's not like I'm trying to work across the world, either - these systems are just a few miles away.

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  91. Re:Unix is an expensive money trap? by Kredal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But Microsoft is being very hypocritical... The same (inflexible, expensive tech support, hard to run well) can all be said about Microsoft Server products.

    And the election in the US was extremely questionable too.

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  92. Note "UNIX" instead of Linux, and Unisys should... by tz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe MS thinks it can only compete against decade old masscomp, apollo, or other boxes.

    But I can see why they won't say "Linux"

    1. Linux is flexible. It runs on everything from Tivos through mainframes.

    2. Experts are available on newsgroups or IRC for free with possible delay, and each part is documented with plenty of howtos.

    3. Windows is one huge complex blob. Their "Pocket guide" to W2K Systems administration is larger than most epic novels. You apparently need wide as well as deep pockets :). Linux (and Mac
    OS X! and other BSDies) are componentized. Upgrading or completely changing the mail system doesn't require even one reboot, nor affects anything else. Any apparent complexity in Linux/BSD/etc is only because of the many parts, each of which is independent. Windows (the browser is part of the operating system) is worse because it is only one part - were it a car, the battery and transmission would be welded to the engine.

    Finally, Unisys seems to have some very cool big-iron hardware. And it is even x86 based. Unisys could port Linux and probably have a very cool enterprise server. But instead they want to tout Windows (how much is Microsoft paying them? Is their balance sheet that bad so they would be a good short candidate).

    Unisys - the power of two: Bill Gates and the CEO of Unisys.

    Linux - the power of hundreds of thousands: on the internet.

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  94. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Hamshrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow! That's an excellent argument! Too bad it doesn't apply to the original point of flexibility.

    The point of the previos poster was that Windows couldn't adapt to their needs, while another system could. Ergo, evidence(not proof, admittedly) that Unix is more flexible.

    Flexibility is being able to get a system to do what you want. Not what "most people" want.

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  95. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by sharkey · · Score: 2

    Great! Where can I get the RPMs, or better yet, the source, so I can use the MMC on my Linux PC at home?

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  96. Well... by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

    I'm an RHCE and have been an MCSE for about 8 years...well before the current flood of paper MCSEs using nothing but Transcenders to pass.

    I took the RHCE last year and I was the only one out of 8 not to have taken the classes for it. There were several people there taking it for their 2nd or 3rd time. Bottom line, yes, it's a good lab exam but I could write up a study guide for it and have someone pass it in 2 weeks. That's exactly what will happen when the certification becomes valuable in the marketplace. It's not Microsoft's fault that a lot of MCSEs are clueless. It's the people writing get rich quick study guides and "sample" exams.

    Now my disclaimer... I've written several study guides. One for the Linux LPIC and several MCSE tests. I write for the material and knowing that material well will get you through the exam. It annoys me to no end to see study guides that write just for the exam. It hurts everyone.

  97. MCSE Bashing by 3ryon · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Look, an having an MCSE does not mean that you should actually be trusted to know what you are doing. That's what interviews are for. On the flipside, having a MCSE doesn't meant that you don't know what you are doing.


    If you hire a MCSE because 'they are cheap' then you'll get what you deserve... I, for example, am a well qualified MCSE, but I don't come cheap.

  98. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by sharkey · · Score: 2

    "what are seven layers of the OSDI model of networking?"

    Tortilla, beans, lettuce, cheese, beef, sauce, sour cream. Or is that the seven layers of the Taco Bell model of networking?

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  99. If Patches Are Released Weekly... by blazerw11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If patches are released weekly, then shouldn't you be patching your servers that often? Even if you test the patches on another server for a week, you're still doing it weekly, right?

    Are your servers patched?

    What's your company's name? Server IPs?

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  100. Re:Please, leave the zealotry at home. by HeUnique · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, but read the posts - it's about putting MS solutions where they fit - and quite frankly, I would kick any IT manager who would want a Unisys MS based solution instead of high end Sun server (or IBM, or ummm... SGI high end machine)

    And as I've written - there is a reason why not a single company - Dell, Compaq, HP - wants to re-sell Unisys solution..

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  101. Security? by md17 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As my sysAdmin puts it:

    1
    Security = -------------------
    Convenience

    There is just no such thing as a secure Windows box. Well, I take that back... Unplug it.

  102. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

    I don't know where there RPM's are, but the debs are here.

  103. More like, which would you want to sell? by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2

    Because Cavaliers outsell Bentleys. The proper response to Microsoft is not Solaris on Sparc - this is a dead platform soon to enter an SGI-like state. The proper response is an open, effective and cheaper solution (guess).

    1. Re:More like, which would you want to sell? by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

      Sorry hate to call BS on this one but I don't think Solaris on Sparc is headed towards the SGI grave. SGI stopped innovating for a while and hence lost market share. Sun has always continued to innovate and last time I checked they had the bulk of the high-end market and where growing.



      http://www.sun.com/smi/Press/sunflash/2002-02/sunf lash.20020225.2.html



      I doubt Sun will go the way of SGI/DEC/DataGeneral as long as they continue innovating. Unlike Microsoft who really hasn't done any true innovation, they have simply plagerized ideas from a miriad of other companies and people and then simply leveraged their market share to make sure the orginators can't profit and dissapear.

  104. This is both amusing and sad......... by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft hyping Unix as a money trap?? I make my living as as MS-oriented web developer, and I still find their licensing models absurd. As is no surprise to peeps on /., MS calling anything a money trap is the proverbial pot calling the kettle black. Quick recent anecdote: my employer is looking to update their database from Oracle 5/6, or some version that was pre-RDMS...... the Powers-That-Be are hesitant to shell out $1m+ for an Oracle license, and SQL Server might have been our database of choice, except that it doesn't run on our VMS machine. And since the hardware has been rock-solid, we're loathe to adapt such a patch-happy OS (Windows 2000 Adv. Server). Maybe if MS didn't own the market, they might be inclined to make their apps more portable across OS's. But there's the money trap for you - as good as many of their applications are, they're all interlocking. Where Microsoft is concerned, it's impossible to take the "best-of-breed", where software and hardware are concerned. IMO, this marketing scheme is merely a campaign against common sense.... or at least, technicaly savvy.

    Oh, and I don't claim to know a damned thing about the *nix flavor of OS's, but how the hell can Microsoft badmouth Unix?! It's been around since forever, I rarely hear *nix admins complain about stability or security issues / flaws........ rather amusing, methinks. As far as the "expensive experts" go, somebody already said it -- just because a person is MS-certified doesn't mean he's worth a red cent. In college, I always tested rather poorly, compared with the quality of material I wrote in CS labs or independent projects. As such, the material I developed when not under duress was always a poor indication of my knowledge of the subject matter. On the flip side, ALL (5 so far) of my previous employers have told me that the person I was replacing was MS-certified (I'm not yet, but I have 4+ yrs _experience_), but couldn't work independently, cranked out shoddy code (which I have to rewrite now anyway) and was a pain in the ass to deal with in terms of basic communications skills! And these guys were billing out at $30-$50/hr!!

    As with all things, I have no problem spending money, as long as it's WELL SPENT. Developing and maintaining scalable, stable, complex business applications / systems will always be an expensive endeavor, as a lot of resources and effort are require to run such an operation. But you're throwing your money away if you think that hiring people with exorbitant rates, fluffy resumes, stamped certifications and even college degrees is the same as hiring talented, diligent, knowledgable individuals. One of my best friends dropped out of college to code, and despite the fact that I have a background/degree/honors in CS and have exactly the same amount of work experience has him, he's still every bit as good as I am as a developer.

  105. The Truth Will Prevail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's have a close look at the costs involved when running a Linux system.

    An important factor in Linux' cost is its maintenance. Linux requires a *lot* of maintenance, work doable only by the relatively few high-paid Linux administrators that put themselves - of course willingly - at a great place in the market. Linux seems to be needing maintenance continuously, to keep it from breaking down.

    Add to this the cost of loss of data. Linux' native file system, EXT2FS, is known to lose data like a firehose spouts water when the file system isn't unmounted properly. Other unix file systems are much more tolerant towards unexpected crashes. An example is the FreeBSD file system, which with soft updates enabled, performance-wise blows EXT2FS out of the water, and doesn't have the negative drawback of extreme data loss in case of a system breakdown.

    According to Linux advocates, an alternative to EXT2FS would be ReiserFS. Unfortunately, ReiserFS is still in beta stage. This means it is not intended for production use (although according to many Linux advocates this shouldn't be a problem, which makes me wonder how (little) valuable they find your data).

    The other proposed 'solution', EXT3FS, is nothing more than an ugly hack to put journaling into the file system. All the drawbacks of the ancient EXT2FS file system remain in EXT3FS, for the sake of 'forward- and backward compatibility'. This is interesting, considering that the DOS heritage in the Windows 9x/ME series was considered a very bad thing by the Linux community, even though it provided what could be called one of the best examples of compatibility, ever. When it's about Linux, compatibility constraints don't seem to be that much of a problem for Linux advocates.

    Back to Linux' cost. Factor in also the fact that crashes happen much more often on Linux than on other unices. On other unices, crashes usually are caused by external sources like power outages. Crashes in Linux are a regular thing, and nobody seems to know what causes them, internally. Linux advocates try to hide this fact by denying crashes ever happen. Instead, they have frequent "hardware problems".

    The steep learning curve compared to about any other operating system out there is a major factor in Linux' cost. The system is a mix of features from all kinds of unices, but not one of them is implemented right. A Linux user has to live with badly coded tools which have low performance, mangle data seemingly at random and are not in line with their specification. On top of that a lot of them spit out the most childish and unprofessional messages, indicating that they were created by 14-year olds with too much time, no talent and a bad attitude.

    I could go on and on and on, but the conclusion is clear. Linux is not an option for any one who seeks a professional OS with high performance, scalability, stability, adherence to standards, etc.

  106. That's Unix(tm) and Linux(tm) by coyote-san · · Score: 3

    If you're going to repeat that old crap, make sure you get it right. Linux(tm) is not Unix(tm), because nobody has felt any need to pay for Unix(tm) certification for any Linux(tm) system.

    The "Unix(tm)" name is now nothing more than marketing Jedi mind tricks. Do you insist your mouthwash contain T<sub>2</sub>5(tm) (otherwise known as water)? Of course not - for the stuff that really matters, all are pretty much the same. Ditto, what's important isn't the Unix(tm) label, it's compliance with POSIX standards.

    If you get deep into the implementation details, it's true that Linux didn't fork from the original Unix source tree and like any "clean-room" implementation there are some significant differences. BFD. As long as the system stays close enough to the POSIX standards it's a moot point to everyone but kernel developers and marketing droids.

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  107. Hmm... by Mode+Frozen · · Score: 2, Informative

    "One World, One Web, One Program" -Microsoft Promotional Ad
    "Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer" -Adolf Hitler

  108. Will any of these ads... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2

    ...be appearing on the "free" version of Slashdot?

    ...ow! ow! Why is everyone hitting me?

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  109. Allow me by The+Cat · · Score: 2

    ...to be the 4,374th person to say...

    ROFL!!!!

  110. Cant understand where M$ is coming from.. by Chicane-UK · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The thing that riles me about this the most, is that Microsoft is such a hypocrite. They try and advertise Windows as a replacement for UNIX, yet the points they draw upon are even MORE obvious in a Windows based environment. Let me try, if I can, to explain myself..

    "They are apparently hyping that Unix is an expensive money trap."

    I got my copy of IRIX for free from SGI, simply by giving them my workstation MAC address - I didnt have to pay for postage or anything, yet the following day IRIX 6.5 and the most recent updates appeared on my desk, 'courtesy of SGI'. I also believe that Sun offer Solaris 8 for free on both SPARC and x86 platforms - you can either download the ISO's or pay for postage to get the full box set (and you get a LOT for your money).

    "No wonder Unix makes you feel boxed in. It ties you to an inflexible system."

    Er - Unix is about the most flexible system I have ever known.. use it as a Firewall, Router, SQL server, Web server, Windows Domain Controller, NetWare Server, LDAP server.. even a COFFEE machine for heavens sake.. its all possible on UNIX. To get any kind of flexibility out of Windows, you have to keep forking $$$'s over to Bill & his buddies.

    "It requires you to pay for expensive experts."

    Oh - so that smarmy prick we have to keep getting down from , at a cost of £1000 per day ($1300'ish), to do work on our NT based Finance server, is not expensive? Purlease....

    "It makes you struggle daily with a server environment that's more complex than ever."

    Oh - so Windows has got easier to use. Let me put it this way.. I learn what I do by experimenting. Install it, read about it, play around with it.. I managed to do this for a number of UNIX based applications & daemons - indeed for UNIX itself. Yet has anyone ever tried configuring a Windows 2000 Active Directory server, or tried installing their crappy ISA2000 server? Jesus - talk about overkill.. their old MS Proxy software was a doddle compared to their new generation.. nasty nasty.

    Screw you Microsoft.. I hope you get screwed up the ass in court.. you and your little dog too.

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  111. The Microsoft Car by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    This would be a great geek project.

    Find a compact car someplace, and paint it all in mismatched panel colors using the Microsoft Color scheme. Stick a Microsoft Logo or Name plate back of the car.

    Make sure the car is an older car. Drive it around Town. Everytime people see the car they think of MS. Everytime they think of MS, they see the car. I bet it would even make the Newspapers.

    Guerilla marketing against MS at it's best.

    Of Course, there would have to be a webpage dedicated to the MS Car Project.

    The proper response is an open, effective and cheaper solution (guess).

    Of course we would prefer to promote Linux. But why not help nail MS at the same time?

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    1. Re:The Microsoft Car by Tri0de · · Score: 3, Funny

      You'd have to make sure it crashes every few hours.

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    2. Re:The Microsoft Car by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

      They'd get a LOT of press if the car crashed as much as the OS.

      I'm thinking that a Blue Airbag of Death would be do-able...

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  112. Re:Rack-mounted Macs by babbage · · Score: 2

    Ok, but [a] that's still third party, not Apple (but it's still interesting to learn -- thanks), and [b] there's still a big difference between a G4 that might have a couple of CPUs on one hand, and the 16, 32, and 64 way high-end systems that this FUD campaign seems to really be about. As far as I know, OSX hasn't been ported to anything at all like this kind of hardware, and though it can do nice clean SMP across a couple of processors, I don't know if that translates to the ability to scale up to these much larger systems. Even beyond what the actual case looks like, *that* is what I'm saying is minimally a couple of years away...

  113. Re:Don't knock it before you try it by swillden · · Score: 2
    ROTFLMAO!!

    Mod the parent up as FUNNY!

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  114. Hotmail and FreeBSD by jeffphil · · Score: 2, Interesting
  115. Show You the Way Out by Bilbo · · Score: 2
    Comeback Ad:

    Scene: Man teetering on an open window ledge, high up on a skyscraper, looking down at the parking lot, several hundred feet below.

    Caption: Yes, Microsoft would be happy to show you "The Way Out," but are you really sure you want to take it?

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  116. The way out through the window? by Oniros · · Score: 2

    Their web site main page image seems to suggest the way out is to go throught the window... like burglars, eh?

  117. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Derek · · Score: 2

    MS does build versions of windows that scale to high numbers of processors but they are not available to the general consumer. They must be purchased under special contract from MS with a price tag well into the six figures (USD) per seat.

  118. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by laserjet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know what I am doing, and I have personally crashed Win2k Server several times.

    Regarless of who's fault it is (Microsoft, the hardware vendor, the driver, etc.) - a driver malfunction should not bring down the entire Windows 2000 Advanced Server. It should NOT bluescreen under any circumstance.

    In my case, I think it it the printer driver crashing it. But, a flaky printer driver should not bring down an 'enterprise' server operating system.

    Next time, please don't underestimate us so quickly. Some of us know what we are doing.

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  119. Properly stated.. by Ogerman · · Score: 2

    UNIX is dead! Long live the POSIX!!

    Heck, GNU's been bashing UNIX for years by its very name. Doesn't bother me any if M$ bashes proprietary commercial unixes. Linux and *BSD are the future anyways.

  120. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Telastyn · · Score: 2
    I agree that Windows cannot do everything Unix can do. I also submit that Unix cannot (currently) do everything Windows can do (mainly due to driver/api support, but the same goes for windows...)

    As for computations crashing a win2k machine:

    Umm what?


    C:\>uptime
    8:52am up 42 days, 16:45

    C:\>uname -a
    Windows2000 MORIA 5.0.2195 5.0.2195 Service Pack 2 AT/AT Compatible 586


    all the while busy doing the sieving portion of a quadratic sieve. (no hard drive access)

    Win2k is not a third rate product. It's simply one of the best general purpose desktop OSes today (I've not seen OSX, though I've heard good things). As stable (never goes down except for power outage) as my bsd machines, or any of the sun boxen at work. Despite being a windows admin by trade, windows is not, and should not be a server OS... Microsoft's other products (SQL, Exchange, IIS) are easily 3rd rate, but the OS itself is not nearly as bad as you make out.
  121. Re:Unix is an expensive money trap? by rlowe69 · · Score: 2

    Everything MS says about Unix is at least 95% true. Just because its MS saying it doesn't make it untrue.

    Fair enough, but since when did advertising turn into this? It used to be "Buy our project, it's great!" or "Buy our product X, it's better than Y!". Now it's "Product Y sucks and here is why. The logical conclusion is to buy our product X".

    This kind of advertising leaves a bad taste in my mouth. The criticisms that MS makes may be valid, but their biased presentation of fact still doesn't tell me why I should buy product X. In fact, I question why I'd want to buy from a company that advertises this way. Probably because I have no other choice ....

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  122. US needs system advert reform by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    Obviously the entire computer system marketing industry has become corrupted by "big money" and needs to be reformed immediately. Too many companies are choosing to install such-and-such a system just because they have the biggest advertising budget and the little guy has no say in the matter. To this end, I suggest we eleminate all 'hard money' from system advertising (no referances to specific vendors allowed), especially with 90 days of a large company making a purchsing decision, but allow limited amounts of 'soft money', that is, adverts that advocate competing styles of computing such as command line, gui, client/server vs standalone, etc.

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  123. Re:Wow.... by alispguru · · Score: 2
    Look, buddy, for real, proprietary Unix is indeed dead.
    I guess Mac OS X is the exception that proves the rule, then. It's not Linux, it's not GPL, and it will soon be running on more machines than all other Un*x variants combined.
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  124. Re:that's a huge strategic mistake by johnnyb · · Score: 2

    I agree completely. MSFT has fooled numerous businesses by simply competing with themselves and ignoring the fact that there are actually others. I have seen many ads which trash Win95 to promote NT. That leaves the customer thinking that their only alternatives are Win95 or NT. Now that they are admitting that there are others out there, I think this will lend more credibility and recognition to their competition than it will convince people to switch.

  125. Not true. Not true at all. by MsGeek · · Score: 5, Informative
    OK, first off let me confess that I actually *am* an MCSE. I spent the better part of a year learning Windows 2K inside and out. The school I went to does *not* turn out Paper MCSEs. You have to prove your knowledge before they let you test.

    Get deep enough into either OS and you'll find they're pretty interchangable.

    While 2K and now .NET are getting more UNIX-like as time goes on, they really *aren't* interchangeable. For example, even though I am MS certified, I would strongly advise a company against setting up their Internet presence using IIS. Outsource it, baby. Let someone else have the headaches. Besides, do you really want to have those downtimes for patching, patching, patching?

    Windows 2K shines as a departmental-level thing, not as a full-enterprise solution. However, Samba is getting so much better with each release that maybe more 2K Server boxen can be replaced with Linux boxen running Samba. I think that's why MS is really scared.

    When the labs in your MOC don't work because of arcane Active Directory crap, then you know that something is very, very wrong. There is a reason why most NT4 shops aren't upgrading. There is a reason why there are lots of 2K networks not deploying AD. When Samba v3 does "AD" better than MS does (with REAL versions of LDAP and Kerberos 5 and DynamicDNS, not the neutered, embraced and extended MS versions) MS knows that its goose will be thoroughly cooked and force-fed to them.

    However, there is one thing MS excels in that Linux needs to improve...the desktop. You install 2K Pro and *everything works as expected*. Sure, you have to patch and patch and patch but dammit, it runs out of the box. My Linux desktop experiences have been like rolling the dice...sometimes you get all 7s, sometimes you get hit with Snake Eyes. And you really do have to be a Linux guru to sort things out when something doesn't quite work after installation. This is where Linux people should be focusing their attention. When Linux+KDE *just works* and installs with no *special surprises* we can think of challenging MS at the desktop.

    Needless to say, THIS year will be spent getting a lot of experience with Linux.

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    1. Re:Not true. Not true at all. by elefantstn · · Score: 2
      Sure, you have to patch and patch and patch but dammit, it runs out of the box.


      How is this not a contradiction?
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  126. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

    remote desktop is to PCAnywhere as hammer is to air powered nail gun

  127. I doubt it. by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "For all practical purposes, Windows is dead.

    Fact: Windows is dead"

    I don't agree with you. First off, what is there to replace Windows on all the millions of machines out there? Certainly not Linux. It will be at least a year or two before Linux can do, for the un-initiated new user, what Windows does for you.

    I agree that MS will likely get bumped out of the Server Market. The reason for that is a server doesn't need programs like.... Outlook Express? Or 'Virus Propogater' as we call it around here.

    In any case, Windows is far from dead. If somebody can take Linux and give it most of the good points that Windows has (ease of installation, better compatibility, GUI amdinistration instead of relying solely on command line...), then MS should feel quite threatened.

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    1. Re:I doubt it. by Aexia · · Score: 2

      If somebody can take Linux and give it most of the good points that Windows has (ease of installation, better compatibility, GUI amdinistration instead of relying solely on command line...), then MS should feel quite threatened.

      Isn't that what some have speculated AOL's master plan is? Start distributing a AOL-ized version of Linux on their CDs...

      "So easy to use, you don't even need Windows!"

  128. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

    Um, sorry, it's not "Free Software" or even "free", it comes with Windows 2000 pro. Life's a bitch. Some people actually expect to make money, not just fade away into bankruptcy!

  129. Microsoft BSOD patent by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

    Linux doesn't have a BSOD because Microsoft has a patent on it.

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  130. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by laserjet · · Score: 2

    No, actually I am not. This is a major print vendor with a certified win2k driver.

    it seems to happen randomly, and that is my best guess.

    an no, drivers do not typically crash my linux systems. I have bad fibr channel HBA drivers go haywire, etc., and while there were massive errors, the kernel did not crash.

    the one exception i can think of, (i like to be obejective) is the linux VM problem, but that seems to be much better now.

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  131. Sic transit gloria mundi by jejones · · Score: 2

    Sigh...Burroughs came up with some excellent designs for their time (the B5000 and its descendants, the B1700). I'm extremely depressed to think that they have come to this.

  132. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by BWJones · · Score: 2

    Well then you don't know what the hell you are doing. There is no reason in the world a W2K box should crash, especially several times a day, unless you have no idea how to set it up properly or you have a hardware problem. Don't try and blame MS for your own incompetence.

    I immediately crashed our new Dell 2.2 Ghz W2k system right out of the box by simply plugging in a Firewire harddrive that worked just fine on other machines. This is not acceptable.

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  133. Re:Wow.... by johnnyb · · Score: 2

    Look, buddy, for real, proprietary Unix is indeed dead. I guess Mac OS X is the exception that proves the rule, then. It's not Linux, it's not GPL, and it will soon be running on more machines than all other Un*x variants combined.

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    Actually, Darwin is open-source (not GPL, but open-source nonetheless).

  134. How to Blue-screen a Win2K box via Infrared by swillden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Okay, I reproduced it. Simplicity itself, actually.

    Just run the irdaping command provided by your favorite Linux distro while there's a Win2K system in range. Whatever it sends so horribly confuses the irda.sys program in Win2K that it crashes the whole system.

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    1. Re:How to Blue-screen a Win2K box via Infrared by swillden · · Score: 2
      This Win2K box is up to date, according to Windows Update. Apparently the fix for this problem hasn't been rolled into the service packs and regular security patches. Nevertheless, it's not a serious problem, IMO, because it's only a short-term DOS attack, it can't be used remotely (well, no further than across the room) and only affects machines with IR capability, which is pretty much only laptops. However, I plan on having some fun with it at my Windows-using coworkers' expense (taking care not to destroy any data, of course).

      Amazing the exploits I can reproduce on a *nix 2 year old box!

      Just to clarify, I did discover this problem all by myself; I'm not regurgitating an old bug report to karma whore. Even if I did care about karma, I capped long ago.

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  135. Re:MS & Unisys? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

    Because UNISYS makes "big iron" servers and they finally wised up about old UNIX vendors that all make MS look like a kitten? Besides. Why does anyone here care? Linux != UNIX remember?

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  136. New MS slogan by fabiolrs · · Score: 2, Funny

    "All your servers are belong to us"

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  137. Get my MCSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wanted to get my MCSE (MineSweeper Consultant, Solitarie Expert), but I sucked at MineSweeper..(Micro$oft should rename minsweeper to BSOD sweeper, hit a mine and "boom", BSOD..

  138. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by gilroy · · Score: 2
    Blockquoth the poster:

    I have personally seen a group of 6 Win2k machines run computations at near 100% processor time for 3 days. No problem.

    Wow. Three whole days. Impressive.


    I'm sorry but I guess I expect a little bit more than that. For goodness' sake, when I was in grad school, we were running a DEC 5100(?) using whatever bizarre version of Unix it had (Ultrix, I think). I worked on it for three years. My two office mates and my advisor worked on it as well. We were doing spectroscopic reduction, numerical simulation of black hole systems, and theoretical mapping of the magnetic field around pulsars rotating at 0.1c (retarded potentials, relativistic Doppler, the whole nine yards). All of these were processor-intense -- as was the constantly-running POV-Ray program making a movie of that magnetic map.


    Oh, and it was our Web server for the group.


    It failed precisely once during that three year period, when the internal fan froze and the chip overheated. We had program crashes -- our own and our vendors -- but we never had the OS get taken down. And that was ages ago in the Unix world.


    Three days? Please.

  139. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

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  140. Windows's Black Kettle by KFury · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Among the reasons Unix is a bad idea, and will box you in, according to the ads:
    • Unix systems are inflexible
    • Unix requires you to pay for expensive experts
    • Unix makes you struggle with a server environment that's more complex than ever

    In short retort:

    • Unix flavors run my TiVo, my Powerbook, Google.com, and this web site. That's pretty flexible to me. NT Webservers in places I've worked have to be completely rebuilt on a regular schedule to address 'creep' problems that will otherwise bring the machine to a crawl, if not a blue screen of death.
    • Unix requires you to know what you're doing, or to use tools created by other people. You can always hire an expert, but you're more likely to find a good one for less money than someone who's still trying to pay off their credit cards from the 6 months or more they took off work to get their Microsoft Certification credential. An MCSD credential means you can make bank consulting, and naturally Microsoft pushes employers to use only Microsoft Certified Engineers, so Microsoft's accusing Unix of requiring expensive professionals is a bit of hypocracy.
    • Finally, the Windows server environment is quite complex, nowhere near as modular as Unix systems, and gets more complex with each version. Also, since it's a single-vendor solution, if you don't like the way a product's development is headed, it's tough luck, or you can change systems entirely. Unix has flavors, and as they evolve, you can easily port from one to another that better suits your needs (from Solaris to Linux, for example).

    It's all about the fear, uncertainty, and doubt, and Microsoft's firm belief that the decision makers in a company are the ones in air so rarified as to know little enough about technology to be brought in to Microsoft's folds by this bunch of crap.

  141. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    I've yet to find any remote graphical terminal for NT5 that didn't make me want to rip it out and install an ssh daemon. Infact, if I could do remote admin of NT5 systems through an ssh daemon, I would be considerably less cranky.

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  142. Ad strategy by konmaskisin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... here's the way to kill off Unix:

    "Unix is old and unreliable. If you can find a high-priced Unix expert to maintain your system you're in luck because thanks to our efforst there are practically *no Unix experts left*. Everyone has become expert in the low cost reliable and new systems offered by Microsoft. Have you ever seen an MCSE who konws anything about Unix?? Is there a USCE - no there isn't. And which is newer and has more graphics and buttons and stuff an MCSE manual or Unix expert manual? We rest our case ...

    We make server OSes and dominate several large hardware makers ... if they support Unix we inflict financial pain on them. We also make applications and we are never going to make applications for Unix nor will we ever include Unix and mixed platform training in our certification programs. We own the future and our future does not include Unix. If you are not with us you are against us. Terrorists use Unix and we don't. We are an American corporation and not an un-American, piracy supporting, hacker terrorist, old-fashioned and expensive foreign command line corporation. And in conclusion:

    YOU ARE EITHER FOR US OR AGAINST US (AND AGAINST AMERICA AND FREEDOM). Oh yeah we are monopolists and we have decided Unix is dead - what more evidence do you need that it *is* dead?"

    Thank you.

    1. Re:Ad strategy by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      They already are making applications for Unix.

      MacOSX is a Unix.

    2. Re:Ad strategy by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

      Oops, sorry- for a second there I imagined Microsoft would care about telling obvious lies :)

  143. Flexibility. by x136 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So Unix is inflexible. I take that to mean that Microsoft's products are incredibly flexible. So they'd have no problem disassociating Internet Explorer and all the other "value added" software, and releasing a lite version of Windows, right?

    Right?

    Hello?

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  144. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    >> because you can just plug in a firewire
    >> camera and it WORKS

    ...maybe?

    Are you running Win2k? Then maybe the hardware vendor decided to "not bother". All you've demonstrated is that hardware manufacturers like to make drivers for the "market leader" platform.

    This demonstrates no inherent quality of the OS.

    Linux is no different than any other OS not Win9x. You simply have to be mindful of what is actually on the compatibility list.

    However, all of this is COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT for the domain of computing that we're discussing right now.

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  145. MS BOB by Wee · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The subject says it all: MS BOB. Huge boongoogle. Although it didn't really die.

    Interesting story about BOB. You every wonder where you got that paperclip in Word? BOB. Ever wonder who the project lead for BOB was? Bill Gates' wife was responsible for the paper clip. Really, it's true.

    Melinda French Gates was a project lead on MS Bob (you have to remember MicroSoft Bob -- it was that cartoony software that slowed your machine to a crawl and insulted you while balancing your checkbook or reading email). When Bob was revealed to be the complete and utter turkey that it was always destined to be, guess what got some of the "usability and human interface" stuff? Office. Guess who happened to also be, ah, "seeing" The Boss? Melinda. Why wasn't Bob just canned, like any other project that wastes millions and failed completely? You have to wonder if Bill G wasn't getting pillow-talked into something. In fact, MS Bob was the first consumer product Bill Gates released personally. People do the strangest things for love.

    Anyway, a lot of what Bob had to offer didn't get canned (as it should have). It got repuposed and wound up in other MS products. Take a look at the screenshot on this page. See that dog in the lower corner? That was Bob's dog Rex. (I wish they had a picture of the dragon named "Java"; I wonder if McNealy every knew about that?) Looks like that paper clip, eh? Bob's ghost is in other stuff, too. MS Agent had a re-incarnation.

    Well this is all way OT. But I think the Bob fiasco sheds some light on what goes on at MS. There's really no reason to wonder about the pape clip. I'm sure Melinda will insist on touchy-feely stuff being included in every MS product. I love it when someone thinks for me...

    -B

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  146. MicrosoftAd: If you're going to paint yourself ... by orichter · · Score: 2, Funny

    into a corner, make sure it's our corner.

  147. Xenix, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey, if Unix is too hard for us geniuses here at Microsoft, don't you think it's too hard for you, too."

  148. You are so right, unfortunately. by gnovos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wish you weren't right, but you are. This is exactly the kind of fractured thinking that leads to things like the decimation of the dotcom economy, and I have seen it run rampant in the last few companies I have worked at (yep, they all failed).

    The problem is, the equations they use to determine "shareholder value" in thier heads are all skewed. In thier world, the "value" of something goes down exponentially with time. If they can make $1 million dollars today, or $1 billion dollars in five years, they always chose the quick million becuase in thier tiny pea-heads, they think that every day that passes between now and when they get thier cash divides the value of their return by some arbitratily high number.

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  149. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 3, Informative

    The problem isn't the OS it's the hardware. Try running those same problems with Linux on your x86 hardware and watch it choke to all hell. x86 architecture is crap, and the x86 chips have trouble when being given intense workloads 100% of the time.

    That beeping sound you're hearing is my BS-o-meter going off its measurement scale. While I agree that x86 architecture is pretty much crap next to SPARC and PowerPC, it is nowhere near that unstable. If it was, I sincerely doubt that many Linux and *BSD boxen could chalk up such impressive uptimes. I myself have a few machines salvaged from my workplace scrappile that have been resurrected as general-purpose servers, with old Pentiums and minimal RAM, that have *never* had a hardware or OS failure. Never. And this system does quite a bit of real work; it's a development server for about five people, a web server, mail server, USENET cache, DNS server, FTP server, and used to hold a small SQL database.

    I won't get into the details here but thats why things like the Unisys ES7000 are so difficult to make - you have to have 3rd level caches, you have to have on-board chips monitoring state so you can 'reboot' an x86 at times and keep it working.

    If it's so lousy, why do they keep using it, then? More importantly, why should a company invest in x86 architecture if it's so crappy? Truth is, it really isn't. It's not the best architecture, but if it was as crash-prone as you claim, it would have been replaced years ago.

    Windows is a pretty good system - run this stuff on you're ia64 and watch it not have troubles.

    Sorry, but the platform is too new to have a proven track record of any sort, or would you care to provide data to back up your claims?

    Besides, didn't Linux run on the IA64 before Win2K did?

    There really isn't much Unix can't do that Microsoft can't, and there is a whole lot Microsoft can do, and a whole lot faster, than Unix.

    This is such an obvious troll that I can't even think of a way to retort to it; and I needn't -- somebody else already did here.

    Why do you think a lot of image processing / computer vision / etc is done on windows - because you can just plug in a firewire camera and it WORKS, drivers from winupdate can automatically be installed, you can use the same API to grab and do your calculations, and MFC is a helluva lot easier to use than coding decent, high performance X apps. (High performance and X is a strange combination, considering X is a bigger memory hog than Explorer)

    You don't know how wonderful it is when working on a project, having a camera fail on you, and just being able to go across the hall, borrow someone elses USB cam instead of firewire, plug it in, and have your program keep working. In linux you'd have to change your code and have a nightmare with drivers and the like.

    Image processing -- you mean PhotoShop? Ok, I'll grant that. But on the side of UNIX, we can throw gene sequencing, designing aircraft, creating movies (Shrek or Monsters, Inc., anyone?), testing chemical models, modeling supernovae, handling massive bank transactions, and massive mathematical calculations that take months to finish.

    The rest of your comment reeks of more of the same whining about USB camera compatibility, which is all desktop-centric (and handled just as well by a Mac, which is a much better desktop system). This article is about *datacenters* and *servers*, where things like X programming and USB cameras mean spit.

    You are the one guilty of the logical fallacy here; it's called the "Straw Man" -- attacking the argument from a different angle that is unrelated to the main theme of the argument.

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  150. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by BWJones · · Score: 2

    Dell doesn't sell a server with integrated Firewire.

    Did I say server? No, I said W2k system. Specifically, it was ordered as a Dell P4 2.2 Ghz workstation with Ultra160 drives, dual LCD monitors AND Firewire. From Dell.

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  151. Anti-MS Ad by ubernostrum · · Score: 2, Funny

    We see a small datacenter, with a couple geeks staffing it. Two large Italian Tony-Soprano type men walk in.

    Geek: Can I help you?

    Guys: No, we was just admiring this fine setup youse has here.

    Geek: OK...

    Guys: You know, it would be a shame if anything was to happen to this place...youse has such nice computers here.

    Geek: Um...are you threatening me? Because I can call Security if you are.

    Guys: No, no, we was just observing what a shame it would be if something bad happened to this here datacenter. Of course, that would never happen...especially if youse guys upgrade to Windows XP.

    Geek: Wait a minute...are you from Microsoft?

    Guys: In fact, we have to report to Mr. Gates soon...we can tell him for you that youse wants to upgrade. How many licenses does youse guys need?

    Geek: We don't need Windows XP. Our current setup runs fine and upgrading would cost an obscene amount of money.

    Guys: (Crack knuckles) Yeah, it would be a shame if anything were to happen to youse guys and these fine computers...

    Fade to black, displaying text on the screen:

    Tired of strong-arm upgrade tactics?

    Step out of the dark, seedy world of Microsoft and into the light.

    UNIX. The friendly alternative.

    And of course, there's potential for a whole series of ads here...

    1. Re:Anti-MS Ad by ahde · · Score: 2

      Um... they wouldn't threaten the servers. They'd ask to see the licenses for all the PCs in the marketing department. People would be scurring around, rummaging through filing cabinets with worried looks on their faces, and while the stack of licenses piles up (and up) the goons would say "We can just forget about this whole thing if you upgrade your servers to Microsoft" and then it'd pan out to show everyone looking for their licenses and the boss looking at his watch noticing no work is getting done and then a look of resignation would cross his face. Moments later the goons would get into their cop cars and tanks and drive to the nearest donut shop, because they're the government.

  152. Re:Money trap? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    They are really barking in the wrong forrest with this one. If they want to nail a competitor for being EXPENSIVE, they should squarely target Oracle. Their licences are more expensive than SUN SERVER HARDWARE.

    1CPU Oracle 8iEE licence versus a 4CPU/8G V880...

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  153. No such thing as a paper RHCE by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

    You need to know how to setup servers and handle a computer. They actually have you troubleshoot a purposefully broken computer. If you can't diagnose it, you don't pass

    You have to do that **four** times. You also have to build a system from scratch which meets a list of required features and REQUIRES a kernel recompile. I watched a five-year AIX'er fail and a four year Solaris guy hack his way through. An MCSE was there "to see what Linux was all about" - um, FAIL.

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  154. Counterpunch already in the works... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not that I'm a big fan of their software solutions, but Novell has a new video which may or may not (I don't know for sure either way) become a running commercial ad. It's very amusing and carries the sentiment of virtually every geek out there. Might be a nice thing to mention to the bosses next time they come up with the "great idea" of digging themselves further into Microsoft products.

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    1. Re:Counterpunch already in the works... by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 2

      For those of us who can't get the fucking RealPlayer plugin to work, could someone summarize the video?

    2. Re:Counterpunch already in the works... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ok, ok... since no one else will do it, I will.

      Basically the video starts out with a kid flying in the air, with music playing that sounds like the M$ flying commercials music. An M$ employee sits there watching this on his workstation with a big smile on his face. All of a sudden, the flying kid starts falling for a second and the music sounds like it's an old record that hit a scratch. This happens over and over for like 3 seconds and then it shows an "illegal operation" in a WinXP style error box on one of the screens the guy is looking at. He furiously hits the enter key and the kid keeps going for a moment. Then the guy's jaw drops and the camera zooms in on a familiar BSOD, at which point the kid falls flat on his face. Then it fades out and it says, "For servers that only go down when they're brought down ... Novell".

      It ends with the guy saying into a telephone in a very irritated phone "Well you can tell Mr Bill Gates to get down here to sublevel 6 and he can kiss my a" at which point the music starts up again, cutting off the last half of that word and the Novell logo pops up.

      It's very funny, go watch it at the library or something.

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  155. COUNTER AD by gnovos · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fun fun fun, here's my counter ad: Some guy is painting, painting painting with purple paint until he has painted himself into a corner. Then, all he does it step on to the WALL (defying gravity) and finish painting that corner while walking sideways on the wall.

    Then flash some slogan like:

    "We don't see problems, we see solutions"

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  156. What are these Unisys systems by ahde · · Score: 2
    I've looked at some articles from a couple of years ago about about the 32 way Unisys servers, but had pretty much given up on the idea of Microsoft datacenter as a myth, even though my friends on the "inside" have been saying it was going to appear anytime soon now for awhile (since Win2k was in beta)

    My question is, are these really 32 processor machines running Windows or just multiple 4 way systems in the same box. Even the Unisys site isn't very clear.

  157. Linux IS UNIX by Reknamorken · · Score: 2
    I really hate it when people make this assertion or when they say that Linux is taking over UNIX.

    I mean, using your logic, BSD is not UNIX. The commonly held belief is that it is UNIX.

    Technically speaking, BSD is NOT UNIX. UNIX is (was?) an AT&T trademark and invention. BSD is a ground up re-write of the entire OS including the kernel. In the same way that Linux is a ground up re-write of the kernel. And, Linux has the GNU utilities on top of it. Utilities that pre-date Linux by a significant number of years. Utilities that ran under both BSD and AT&T UNIX years before the Linux kernel was born.

    I think it's clear that UNIX can no longer be considered in terms of a trademark or invention by AT&T (or Berkeley).

    UNIX is a philosophical standpoint, it's a BASE reference for building operating systems, it's a methodology, it's a paradigm. It's many things.

    And finally, LINUX IS UNIX .

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  158. Fool! by Arandir · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your datacenter is the lifeblood of your company. And you don't want to hire an expensive expert to administer it? Fool!

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    1. Re:Fool! by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Smart, real smart.
      At least that's what Microsoft would have you believe.

  159. Talk About Irony . . . by elbles · · Score: 2, Funny

    The new marketing strategy mentions this quote:
    "No wonder Unix makes you feel boxed in. It ties you to an inflexible system. It requires you to pay for expensive experts. It makes you struggle daily with a server environment that's more complex than ever,"

    Now, replace Unix with "Windows", and what do you get? A quote that makes a lot more sense, that's what you get. Quick, what are some phrases that describes Windows servers? Inflexible, requires expensive MCSE people, simple to fuck up, complex to keep running right. Microsoft had better come up with something better than this if they want "big" system admins to migrate to Windows 2000 Datacenter, mainly because they trust Unix, and they know it works; when Microsoft tells these guys that there stuff doesn't work, and that Microsoft's stuff will, they aren't exactly gaining much trust. I say let Microsoft kill themselves; the more steps like this that they make, and it might just happen.

  160. Palm version? by ehintz · · Score: 2
    Just run the irdaping command provided by your favorite Linux distro while there's a Win2K system in range. Whatever it sends so horribly confuses the irda.sys program in Win2K that it crashes the whole system.
    Anybody want to write/port/whatever a quick Palm app? Would make a nice portable win2k killer... >;-)
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    1. Re:Palm version? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Funny

      This would be great at a ms demonstration show. Remember what happened when Bill Gates demonstrated windows98 in front of 40,000 people in Chicago and it crashed. :-)

      I can see it all now. Bill Gates is demonstrating the supperior scalability of MS-SQL-Server.NET and someone like yourself with a palm crashes it and a blue screen shows in front of tech reporters, CIO's, lots and lots of potential customers. If this wont scare the shit of phb's then I don't know what will.

  161. Its fair by simm_s · · Score: 2

    Linux/free UNIX is big competition for Microsoft especially in the mid/low-end sever market. Microsoft definately have the right to advertise why their software is presumably better.

    Any CTO that foolishly buy Microsoft software believing that there is a lower total cost of ownership or better security deserves what he/she gets.

  162. In addition by quantaman · · Score: 2

    It's not a bug it's a feature...

    Rather than get a unix box with little or no features get a Microsoft operation system that is packed with an obscenely high number of features for you to work with!

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  163. UNIX is snake oil by red_crayon · · Score: 2

    Seriously, folks, we've all heard this before...

    And where is VMS now?

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  164. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by jslag · · Score: 2
    remote desktop is to PCAnywhere as hammer is to air powered nail gun


    So, what you're saying is that remote desktop doesn't require a source of compressed air?

  165. Yeah, that ad spread fear of giant penguins by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    I can't believe it's necessary to point this out.

    The "giant penguin attacking Redmond" ad was humorous and ironic. (We all know who the 800-pound gorilla is around here.) Nobody looked at that banner ad and decided to eliminate MS products from consideration for a project out of fear that a giant rampaging penguin would lay waste to their town.

    In contract, a lot of people still give a lot of weight to Microsoft's advertising. I guess they think it's one thing to damn near lie in a Federal criminal case, but MS would never lie to customers and potential customers.

    So these comments have a real chance of causing people to back away from Unix.

    Worse, and perhaps the real purpose of this campaign, the fact that their claims apply even more directly to MS products than Unix/Linux will provide an "innoculation" effect when the Unix/Linux people offer reasons for getting away from MS products. The poor victims of the Dark Jedi mind tricks will recognize the phrases and believe that everyone is equally guilty. Just like how "everyone" now knows that all software is buggy, that "configuration" only refers to trivialities like selecting the background image on your desktop, etc. That's a well-known technique for eliminating the ability of your critics to attack your own weaknesses.

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  166. Something I Bashed Out a While Ago... by ewhac · · Score: 2

    When I was working for Be, Inc. (RIP), I threw together a speculative ad promoting Be's Internet Appliance offering. With very little fiddling, I'm sure it could be repurposed as a pro-UNIX piece.

    Offered herewith to seed new ideas.

    Schwab

  167. Microsoft Car vs Design Patents. by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    You'd have to make sure it crashes every few hours.

    I was thinking of using a yugo.

    Now the interesthing thing on this is a thing called a "design patent"

    As seen on the Patent Office Site:

    A design consists of the visual ornamental characteristics embodied in, or applied to, an article of manufacture. Since a design is manifested in appearance, the subject matter of a design patent application may relate to the configuration or shape of an article, to the surface ornamentation applied to an article, or to the combination of configuration and surface ornamentation. A design for surface ornamentation is inseparable from the article to which it is applied and cannot exist alone. It must be a definite pattern of surface ornamentation, applied to an article of manufacture
    This is a patent on things like the distinctive shape of a bottle, the grill of a car, etc. There is a whole art and legal science to this. It is used to keep designs unique between competitors.

    Apple could probably get a design patent on the look and feel of their OS, separate from the functionality. They are apparently relatively easy to get.

    The real worry is if someone like Ford were to see something like this (if I used a Ford car) and got out the legal eagles for "degrading the reputation of their product" by depicting their car on the net with MS colors.

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  168. Microsoft logic by dcavanaugh · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It [Unix] requires you to pay for expensive experts..." So this means Windows experts are cheap? According to Microsoft's own logic, MCSE is a commodity (cheap labor) market. Attention Computer Science students: Adjust your course selection and career plans accordingly.

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  170. So... by epepke · · Score: 2

    When MS does it, it's Business.

    When anybody else does it, it's zealotry and they should just GROW UP.

    Typical MS apologia.

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  172. Historical Microsoft marketing data? (& oracl by mr · · Score: 2

    Anyone remember NT 3.1 at 1,299 for 'unlimited users'? The claim it will be a 'better UNIX than UNIX?' Or other good MS claims?

    Does anyone have a list of bookmarks to such info?

    (and the same goes for Oracle...I smell blood in the water about Larry's yacht and wouldn't mind scraping together links to data about Oracle sticking it to its customers)

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  173. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by BWJones · · Score: 2

    Come back when you understand why a 32-bit system can't address more than 4GB of memory.

    36-bit addressing is possible with W2k you know. Virtual memory environments allow for much larger memory spaces than that allowed through simple 32-bit hard addressing.

    Come back when you can contribute something to the discussion.

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  174. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by 1010011010 · · Score: 2

    Yeah, winders can have some uptime now like it couldn't in the past.

    It still flakes out pretty hard, though. For instance, unplugging by iPaq (on the serial port) causes Win2k to lose sight og my printer (on the USB port). I get a "Hey! Don't unplug shit!" warning from windows.

    Coming out of DirectX leaves windows in a lovely black-on-black color scheme. I have to switch "appearances" while driving semi-blind (windows have borders still) to get something usable back.

    Win2k will hang when trying to figure out what non-FAT, non-NTFS partitions on hard disks are. Stoopid.

    Problems with the web browser (IE) crash or hang the whole UI shell (also IE).

    Win2K uses more and more memory as its uptime increases. Invisible memory. No applications running -- ones were in the past, but Win2k's back down to the shell and that's it, and it chugs away at 310MB memory in use.

    Unkillable processes, un-unlockable files: I think everyone's had to reboot because of these...

    The OS isn't totally sucky, but it is not first rate.

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  175. Re:While you are at Netcraft... by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

    While you are at Netcraft also check out the info on uptime. Last time I checked M$ was not listed as running on any of the top 50 servers in order of longest uptime.

    Windows zealots defend that by arguing that Windows 2000 with IIS hasn't been out as long as the current top 50. Fine. But Windows NT has been... too bad for them that every upgrade or patch requires a reboot... :)

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  176. Re:Wow.... by Derkec · · Score: 2

    Proprietary unix may or may not be dying, but unix as a whole is alive and well. Linux is unix. It's rise is not most important because it's killing unixes but because it is enlarging the total unix pie. Unix server companies like IBM and Sun are setting up to smash Wintel ones. Linux on the fringe (or the mainframe if you're ibm) is a key tool to beating MS out of the datacenter and from there out of the workgroup.

  177. Why study for years - get an M$ fake degree by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
    I actually *am* an MCSE. I spent the better part of a year learning Windows 2K inside and out
    That's one thing I don't like about Microsoft, you studied for less than a year and got to call yourself an Engineer. They'll borrow the prestige of professional titles for fairly trivial ends. What other titles will come next? How much would you have to pay M$ to become a "Microsoft Certified Supreme Court Judge"? OK, silly example, they would pay you in that case.
    1. Re:Why study for years - get an M$ fake degree by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      I'll have about 20 CSE courses under my belt when i graduate MSU. then i'll be what i call a "junior engineer."
      However, what will a professional body call you?
      a hard-core year might do it
      Mere mortals do it in four fairly busy years. Remember that the hard core year must also contain a final year thesis, seven or more mathematics subjects, some serious physics, chemistry and thermodynamics, some programming and then all the subjects for the engineering specialty (computers/mechanical/civil/whatever). Those who could do it in a year would be much rarer than MCSE's.
  178. *I'd* rather they'd use the word Expert... by MsGeek · · Score: 2
    That's one thing I don't like about Microsoft, you studied for less than a year and got to call yourself an Engineer.

    The government of Canada and the State of Texas agrees with you and so do I. There was a period of time when Microsoft was going to change the word to "Expert" to placate the Canadians in particular, but they shelved those plans, unfortunately.

    I would frankly be way more comfortable saying I'm a Microsoft Certified Systems Expert.

    BTW the preparation you go through when the MCSE is taught CORRECTLY is a bit like a condensed version of an Associates in Information Systems. It's grueling stuff. You really DO learn Windows 2000 inside and out, or as much as you can learn an operating system that is Closed/Non-Free/Proprietary inside and out. You don't get the breadth of a 2-year degree, mind you, but you are preparing for seven very grueling tests. These are not the NT4 MCP tests, where a chimp pushing random buttons could pass. Some of the tests are based around case studies, and they are tough indeed. Only a simulations-based test or a live test with a proctor like the RHCE would beat the "design" exams.

    I think the Engineer part of the title isn't worth the confusion it causes. MS should change the name. Microsoft Certified Systems Expert would be fine.

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    1. Re:*I'd* rather they'd use the word Expert... by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      You don't get the breadth of a 2-year degree, mind you
      Most engineering degree level courses that I have heard of take four years to complete full time.
  179. Training, attitude and experience by driehuis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    MsGeek put it pretty much the way it is. My company uses Exchange, and I hate it with a vengeance, but it does the job and I'd hate to be tinkering with user administration all day. Meanwhile, I'm doing the Postfix border e-mail gateways, as a minor aside to my job.

    The thing that gets on my nerves in this eternal Microsoft spin doctoring is the implicit denial of the simple fact that trained monkeys will not be able to run an all-Microsoft shop, and any company above mom-and-pop size will need to hire Really Good Geeks to get the work done. Learning Windows properly is at least as hard as learning Unix properly (screw user friendliness, a decent sized Windows shop needs folks who know what to tweak in the registry and what not to).

    There is no amount of Microsoft support that will compensate for having experienced staff. Whatever OS you pick, there is no substitute for having employees who know their stuff. And that's the bottom line.

    I'm blessed with a bunch of colleagues who know NT inside and out. They trust me to keep the border e-mail flowing, and I trust them to keep the users off my back. I don't want their jobs, not even if it could be moved to UNIX.

    Now, back to the topic of this /. article, the big danger is that managers believe NT is the easy solution. It is not. At one stage, my company needed an NT sysadmin for a remote location. Something like 20 people applied, most of the MCSE's, one a former taxi driver. We hired the taxi driver. He was the only one who, when confronted with a broken machine, asked the right questions and got the problem solved. If the MCSE's had their hearts in this business, they'd have gotten the MCSE because they had the experience and wanted to get proof of it. The ones we encountered in the job market approached it the other way around, had no innate interest in the field but believed getting certified would compensate for that.

    In another few years, our guy will be as theoretically underpinned as the MCSE's are, but in the mean time, he's running the shop, and will move up or move on to another company where he can apply his talents and his experience. Those are the people you need, and they're hard to come by, and harder still to retain if they outgrow the position they were hired for.

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  180. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by himi · · Score: 2
    vsftpd: http://vsftpd.beasts.org/

    Not sure of the implementation method, but whatever the case it definitely meets your requirements.

    Quoted from Alan Cox's diary:
    The Red Hat ftp boxes are fielding over 10,000 parallel downloads so our effort was slightly dwarfed. Everyone who downloaded 7.2 from Red Hat or ftp.linux.org.uk should say thank you to Chris Evans for vsftpd - finally we have a scalable ftpd for Linux.
    (http://www.linux.org.uk/diary/, from the October 22nd, 2001 entry)


    I suspect a Tux based server could do this too - the limitations on Tux are basically how much hardware you can throw at it.

    Now it's your turn - show me a windows server that can handle the same kind of thing.

    himi
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  181. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by nathanm · · Score: 2
    Your right, but Unix can't run on "the tiniest embedded platforms" either. Unless of course, you're talking about some subset of Unix.
    Sure it does. I guess you didn't see the /. story about the matchbox size web server running Linux. And before you try to say Linux isn't Unix, it may not be officially, but it is for all intents and purposes. Also, NetBSD (closer to "official" Unix) will run on just about anything.
  182. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by himi · · Score: 2

    Yup, Tux runs in-kernel. Then again, most of the *nix nfs servers run in-kernel, too, for the same reason - a userspace server is generally limited by all the context switching and copying to and from userspace. You can work around it, but it's often harder than just writing kernel code. Not so good in the long run, of course, because you have to track kernel changes continually, but hey, it flies!

    Are there any servers on *BSD that can handle that kind of load? How do they do it?

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  183. Re:Logical Fallacy: Re:Expensive experts by nathanm · · Score: 2
    The real issue on the low end is how few resources are required to run Unix or Windows. Neither can be ported to the most resource-starved embedded systems.
    Linux will run happily on a 386 with 4 MB. How much more resource starved can you get?
  184. CNET Story on Netcraft Report by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

    The press has picked up on this. CNET is running the story today, so I imagine MS/Unisys will have to issue a press release in response by COB today since they "weren't immediately available for comment" at the time the story was posted. Unless they are hoping that the CNET story gets written off as an April Fools joke.

    FYI, per Netcraft Unisys does run most of the webservers I checked on an NT/2k platform, but doesn't seem particularly loyal to MS when it comes to Web Server software, using IIS occasionally but also Netscape and Lotus webserver SW. Also, at least one of the Unisys sites I checked (weather.unisys.com) runs Apache on Red Hat Linux.