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David Packard Writes HP Epitaph

ewhac writes "David W. Packard, son of HP's co-founder of the same name, obviously has some strong feelings on the merger between HP and Compaq. Today he shared those feelings on a poster put up in the lobby at the Stanford Theatre. The text of his message appears below. David W. Packard is president of The Stanford Theatre Foundation, a non-profit organization formed in the 1980's to save the classic Stanford Theatre in Palo Alto, CA, from destruction. He is also the son of HP co-founder David Packard, and has been very close to the company and The HP Way."

ewhac continues: "Today, he shared his thoughts on the merger in the form of a poster placed in the Stanford Theatre lobby:

Hewlett Packard
1938 -- 2002
R.I.P.

The Stanford Theatre still exists today only because of the employees of the Hewlett Packard Company. Without their achievements over the years, there would have been no foundation to purchase and restore this theatre.

Palo Alto might have had one more book store, or perhaps another restaurant. Architects had plans ready for a new "Casablanca Cafe" at this location when the Packard Foundation rescued the theater in 1987.

The Hewlett Packard Company was founded in 1938 in a garage on Addison Street only a few blocks from where you are now standing. Back then, the Stanford Theatre was showing brand new movies. In 1938 you could have seen Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby and Holiday . You could have seen Errol Flynn in The Adventures of Robin Hood . You could have seen Alice Faye, Don Ameche, Ethel Merman, and Tyrone Power in Alexander's Ragtime Band . You could have seen Jimmy Stewart and Jean Arthur in Frank Capra's You Can't Take It With You . You still can see these same movies at the Stanford Theatre. Our audiences know that they are truly timeless.

The HP Way also touched many people's lives. Most of us expected that it would last forever -- that it would prove as timeless as a Frank Capra movie. But those entrusted with the duty to safeguard it have exercised their legal right to make another choice. Dura lex, sed lex. The law is harsh, but it is the law.

HP employees are now on a new ship, being taken on a new voyage. The company has even changed its stock symbol to HPQ to stress that the "old" HP is gone. For the sake of the surviving employees, of course I hope for a good outcome. But it is hard to imagine that their leaders can invent something better than what they left behind.

David W. Packard
The Stanford Theatre Foundation.

"The San Jose Mercury News also has a short article about Packard's message.

"Editorial Content: HP's road to the merger has been the subject of much lunchtime controversy out here. As one of the "founders" of Silicon Valley, Hewlett Packard has for decades been a highly respected institution who earned their reputation through solid engineering and research, and by creating a legendary workplace envied the world over.

"Especially in the Valley, people within and without HP came to feel as David Packard did; that The HP Way would survive management fads and fickle stockholders, and serve as a lasting example of How To Do It Right. But HP's current management has won the right to move onward; to where, no one is sure.

"Though the company is still there, the HP mythos and The HP Way seem to be gone. All anyone can do now is watch and see what happens next."

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  1. HP is going to be ok... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    They spammed me yesterday and told me so.

  2. Scribbled at bottom: by Chagatai · · Score: 4, Funny
    For a good time, call Carly Fiorina at 800-HPQ-SUCKS.

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    --Chag
    1. Re:Scribbled at bottom: by ErikTheRed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it just me, or does Carly Fiorina look disturbingly like Carmela Soprano?

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      Help save the critically endangered Blue Iguana
    2. Re:Scribbled at bottom: by zpengo · · Score: 2

      Who's H.P.Q., and is she cute?

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  3. Re:Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by mosha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    More high-tech and effective than Slashdot ? Come on...

  4. Oh boohoo by K. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I didn't shed a tear for DEC, I'm hardly likely to do so for HP.

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    1. Re:Oh boohoo by blamanj · · Score: 2

      You realize, of course, that HP *is* DEC. Compaq acquired DEC, and HP has now merged with Compaq. There's some Tandem bloat in there too, along with some lesser seasonings.

    2. Re:Oh boohoo by benedict · · Score: 1

      That's absolutely true! But maybe you should
      have shed a tear for DEC. Unix was invented on
      a DEC machine.

      --
      Ben "You have your mind on computers, it seems."
    3. Re:Oh boohoo by K. · · Score: 2

      I was aware of that, thanks. Up until about a year ago, I worked almost exclusively on Alphas running VMS.

      My point was that DEC were a much cooler company than HP, so feh to HP. Feh I say.

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      -- Proud descendant of semi-nomadic cattle-herders.
  5. Quite tasteful by huckda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    David Packard illustrated, imho, The HP Way.
    By tastefully posting a brief of his position and doing so without mud-slinging. Props to Junior.

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    "Just Smile and Nod." --Huck
    1. Re:Quite tasteful by coene · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yes, but its also the "Xerox way", "Lexmark way", "Canon way", "Epson way", and now the "HPQ way".

      If you dont want to pay for ink, I suggest you hire foriegn slaves to do your printing with crayon. Thats the "American way".

    2. Re:Quite tasteful by GSloop · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you think it's a "gratuitous slam" but I don't.

      It might not be the topic at hand, but us Americans are very beholden to such practices.

      How do you think your Levi's Dockers got made? (I'm wearing a pair right now...so I'm as guilty as the next guy/gal.)

      Now how about your Nike shoes?

      Perhaps we're basically forced to this way of life, but I for one, if there were a way,to guarantee someone has a decent job, would pay more.

      Cheers!

    3. Re:Quite tasteful by JWhitlock · · Score: 1
      David Packard illustrated, imho, The HP Way. By tastefully posting a brief of his position and doing so without mud-slinging. Props to Junior.

      He also spent millions on full page ads denouncing the deal, insinuated that the two CEOs were pursuing a merger for huge bonuses, and sued to stop the merger. It's hard to claim he's a graceful loser when he used every tactic he had to win (including what some would call mud-slinging).

    4. Re:Quite tasteful by itp · · Score: 2

      That was Walter Hewlett, not David Packard, no?

    5. Re:Quite tasteful by JWhitlock · · Score: 2
      That was Walter Hewlett, not David Packard, no?

      Ah - you are right. Where is that "remove comment" feature when you need it?

    6. Re:Quite tasteful by Super+Gimpy · · Score: 1, Informative

      Imaging that, you actually have to pay fair market value for your ink cartridge. You don't have to buy it.

      Having been an HP tech (SB1104) for about a decade, I can tell you that the HP Way was all about treating employes fairly, building loyalty, and having managers that have a clue.

      HP promoted from within. Engineers became managers of engineers. There were always people around to guide, advise, and mentor.

      Try finding that now.

      My IT department is currently managed by a former assistant hotel manager. About as clue free, and clue proof as you can get.

    7. Re:Quite tasteful by benedict · · Score: 2

      Laser printing has a much lower per-page cost
      than inkjet printing.

      --
      Ben "You have your mind on computers, it seems."
    8. Re:Quite tasteful by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2

      There is such a way.

      It is called Communism.

      I think they are still doing it in Cuba.

    9. Re:Quite tasteful by Storm+Damage · · Score: 1

      Also the same "HP Way" that dictates the workers on it's cash-cow production lines should labor in nearly sweat-shop conditions at subsidiary manufacturing plants (where's its shielded from ownership or employer responsibility) for barely a living wage, and works very hard to break up any attempts to unionize by targeting the squeaky wheels for layoffs.

  6. interesting by tps12 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I noticed lex, sed lex: anyone care to enlighten me on the Latin origins of these and other common Unix utilities?

    IAC, I'm not surprised he is sad to see HP go. Fuck, we are all sad. But there is some good to be found.

    Remember our mutual enemy: Microsoft. And the enemy of our enemy is also our friend, in this case. In other words, Microsoft is a huge company. Only by creating a company huge enough to battle it (Linux is too small right now, but maybe they will get bought by HPaq!) may we triumph. It is the American Way.

    HP and Compaq have already gotten themselves behind the Linux movement. Linus himself even suggested once that perhaps Linux should change its name to ComPHux, IIRC. This is great news for every true geek out there, and a Good Thing (tm).

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    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    1. Re:interesting by Daffy+Duck · · Score: 2

      Possibly.

      But all it will take is one judge to let Microsoft off the hook for them to once again be bulletproof. If Microsoft says to what is now the world's largest PC manufacturer "drop Linux or we'll triple your Windows licensing fees", how long do you think our enemy's enemy will be our friend?

      It will be at least two and a half more years before the Justice Department will have the balls to stand up to MS. Until then, they're still one gavel-strike away from absolute power.

    2. Re:interesting by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      noticed [Dura] lex, sed lex: anyone care to enlighten me on the Latin origins of these and other common Unix utilities?

      Are you trolling or just not real observant? The translation of the phrase Dura lex, sed lex is given in the text: The law is hard, but it is the law.

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      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    3. Re:interesting by -=Izzy=- · · Score: 1

      Dura lex, sed lex translated from latin is
      the law is hard, but it is the law

      check out this pagefor more translations of Favourite Latin Sayings

    4. Re:interesting by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
      What corporation that you know of would you believe to be so altruistic that if it managed to work itself into a position like Microsoft's it wouldn't use its power just as ruthlessly?

      I wouldn't bank on HPQ any more than I'd bank on, say, Sun, IBM, Apple, or AOL/Time-Warner. It just doesn't seem like fairly treating the customer fits into the computer industry, particularly if you look at the prevalence of horrible EULAs, copy protection, and the number of hardware companies rolling in these digital-rights schemes. Honestly, you don't believe that they'd tighten the screws on us as soon as Microsoft was unseated? Or do you think we'll have a Plan B (Linux) by then?

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    5. Re:interesting by Jonathunder · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Dura lex sed lex" -- an old legal maxim meaning the law is hard but it is the law.

    6. Re:interesting by tuxedokamen · · Score: 1

      "dura lex, sed lex"
      "Harsh (is) the law, but (it is) the law"

      dura = harsh
      lex = law
      sed = but

    7. Re:interesting by jvj24601 · · Score: 1

      I noticed lex, sed lex: anyone care to enlighten me on the Latin origins of these

      " The law is hard, but it's the law " (or something like that)

    8. Re:interesting by red5 · · Score: 2

      Are you trolling or just not real observant? The translation of the phrase Dura lex, sed lex is given in the text: The law is hard, but it is the law.

      He's doing neither, lex is also a unix command. He's asking if it was named in latin and if so how many other unix commands are also named in latin.

      --
      I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
    9. Re:interesting by xZAQx · · Score: 1

      Linux is too small right now, but maybe they will get bought by HPaq!

      Are you joking, or just an imbecile?

      How the fuck could HPaq buy Linux. You even said "they." Linux isn't a company! You can't buy it!

      If you could buy it, we would have been bought and smothered by MSoft YEARS ago.

      --

      We dance to all the wrong songs.
      --Refused.
    10. Re:interesting by bigfleet · · Score: 1

      I noticed lex, sed lex: anyone care to enlighten me on the Latin origins of these and other common Unix utilities?



      It's coincidence, I believe.

      (Dura means hard, but that's not in question.)
      sed Unix -> stream editor, Latin -> "but"
      lex Unix -> program generator, Latin -> "law"

      I don't see that much connection here. But it is kind of interesting to see the overlap. I wonder what other nifty short latin words ended up with utilities?
    11. Re:interesting by christooley · · Score: 1

      Well... Duralex is a kind of condom. I'm not sure what Sedlex is. :)

    12. Re:interesting by jjoyce · · Score: 1

      sed stands for stream editor and lex is a tool for creating lexical scanners. They are not based on Latin.

    13. Re:interesting by stevef · · Score: 1

      sed == Stream EDitor
      lex == lexical analyzer

      Neither come from a latin origin as far as I know.

      -Steve

    14. Re:interesting by BusterB · · Score: 2

      sed is an abbreviation for 'streaming editor', a coincidence. lex is short for 'lexical analyzer generator', for which lexical is rooted in latin, but not related here.

    15. Re:interesting by jtshaw · · Score: 1

      sed = Stream EDitor. It is not taken from the Latin, it is basically an acronym.

      lex is short for lexical analyser aka a language parser. The strict dictionary definition of Lexical is something related to the words, vocab, or morphemes of a language. Basically what lex lets you do is parse a file based on certain rules which you define in a lex file. This is how languages like Perl and LISP were orginially created.

      If you ever learn about compilers you will see Lexical Analysis is a stage in the process.

      As far as I know there are no UNIX command based directly on latin words.

    16. Re:interesting by Creedo · · Score: 1

      Um, lex is latin:
      lex legis f. [a set form of words , contract, covenant, agreement]; 'leges pacis', [conditions of peace]; esp. [a law, proposed by a magistrate as a bill, or passed and statutory]; 'legem iubere', [to accept or pass a bill]; in gen., [a precept, rule].

      In the case of 'lexical,' it is using the final definition. A lexical analyzer uses rules to generate a program.

      Creedo

      --
      All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.
    17. Re:interesting by mansemat · · Score: 1

      In *nix:

      sed = "Stream EDitor"
      lex = "LEXical Analyzer"

      I don't think they were going for a "latin" theme for program names, they just used names that worked.

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    18. Re:interesting by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Lex is Latin for "law," and is related to the indo-european root for "speak," *leg- (hence "lexical"). Sed is Latin for "but." The "lex sed lex" part of the quote is the part that means "but [the] law [is] [the] law" (explaining why there are no words for "the" and "is" in there, and why the word for "but" comes between the two words in Latin, rather than before both as in English, would be very complicated).

      It should be noted that David Packard the younger has been a huge supporter of the study of Latin, helping to design the Ibycus computer that was used for early Greek and Latin lexical research, among other things.

    19. Re:interesting by interiot · · Score: 2

      sed -- stream editor
      lex -- lexical analyzer

    20. Re:interesting by Iron+Eagle · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the clarity.

    21. Re:interesting by buffy · · Score: 2
      Linux is too small right now, but maybe they will get bought by HPaq!

      Curious, exactly what would you be purchasing to get Linux? Short of Linus' soul, one cannot simply go out and buy to own Linux whole. It is possible to purchase or develop a distriubtion of Linux, but not the whole shebang.

      What would, perhaps, be interesting is to see HPQ purchase a Linux distro like RedHat, and leverage it to boost Linux, but given recent history that is not a guaranteed success for either Linux OR HPQ.

      Just my $0.02.

    22. Re:interesting by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 1

      *Ahem*

      That's Durex. Get out much?

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      *everything* is Orwellian to cats.
    23. Re:interesting by Sly+Mongoose · · Score: 2
      Linus himself even suggested once that perhaps Linux should change its name to ComPHux...
      Uh, ComPHux??? I shudder to think how that would be pronounced...
    24. Re:interesting by kidlinux · · Score: 1

      (Linux is too small right now, but maybe they will get bought by HPaq!)

      First of all, Linux isn't for sale. That's part of how the GPL works, and partially why Microsoft can't take it down.
      Secondly, when talking about Linux, there is no they. With all the people working on it, and with all its different forms, it can barely be considered a single entity. You refer to it as business or corporation that can be bought. It is not and can not be any of those things.

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    25. Re:interesting by 2names · · Score: 1
      Dura sex, Led sex

      Sex with Led Zepellin is hard.

      --
      "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    26. Re:interesting by GSloop · · Score: 1, Troll

      Remind George Bush (both of them) that Saddam - he's our friend - well, he was the "enemy of our enemy" right!?

      How about Manuel Noriega or the Marcos of the Phillipines.

      The whole "enemy of our enemy" methodology is in fact the MOST STUPID IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD!

      If that's how you pick your friends, you need to put down the crack pipe.

      Sorry, that may be harsh, but sometimes the truth hurts.

      Cheers!

    27. Re:interesting by BrianH · · Score: 2

      It's been a looong time (decades) since I've studied or used Latin, but here goes: Many people commonly believe that "lex" translates to "the law", but that's more due to it's usage than to its meaning. The more accurate translation of "lex" would be "the word" (hence its modern usage in words like lexicon), but ONLY when those words convey some kind of instruction or rule. It's a fine difference, but there is a difference.

      An example of this comes to us though modern Christianity with the saying "The Word of God". I'm sure we've all heard people use the term, and it originates from the original translation of the latin Bible into English. The Latin Bible uses a phrase similar to Lex Deus, which literally translates to "The Word of God", but which actually means "The Law of God". You may have to study language to appreciate the difference ;-)

      The usage of "lex" in the legal sense probably originated in the earliest days of the Roman empire. At that time, all laws were approved by the king (we're talking pre-Republic here). Therefore, all of what we call laws would have been called "lex regium", or "the Word of the King". Over time, as happens with all languages, people would have shortened it to "the word", but kept the same meaning.

      The proper phrase for law as we think of it would be "lex legis" or "the word of law".

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      There is nothing so pathetic as seeing a beautiful young theory roughed up by a tough gang of facts.
    28. Re:interesting by 2names · · Score: 1

      Beats breeze any day!

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      "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    29. Re:interesting by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Well, it's only been a little more than a decade since I got my degree in Latin, and take my word for it, the average Roman of the classical period would have thought of the word "lex" as representing the concept we call "law." See Perseus's Lewis and Short entry for lex if you don't believe me.

      lex , lgis, f. [perh. Sanscr. root lag-, lig-, to fasten; Lat. ligo, to bind, oblige; cf. religio] , a proposition or motion for a law made to the people by a magistrate, a bill (cf. institutum).

      I see that I was wrong, though, in thinking that it was from an IE root *leg-, it's from *lig-

    30. Re:interesting by georgehorton03 · · Score: 1

      Yes, although lex, legis does usually just means "law". Cf greek logos, which really does mean word as much as rule as much as law. Hearcliteans get terribly worried about the Logos in his thought: the whole thing changes completely if seen as a kosmic Word rather than Rule.

    31. Re:interesting by uncadonna · · Score: 2

      *sigh* nice troll...

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      mt
  7. HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by asmithmd1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Carly thinks that since they lucked-out with the laser printer that they are now a consumer products company. I am annoyed with the attempeted separtion from the core values of a test equipment manufacturer with the Agilent spinoff, how many millions were wasted on ads on sporting events for the Agilent brand, a total and complete waste of money. I used to respect HP as a company of smart people, but no more

    1. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by garglblaster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Good point here.

      To me as well Agilent is the *real* HP. Remember, it all started back in '38 when Bill and Dave designed their first little gadget which was definitely neither a computer nor a printer. It was an RF Oscillator - test and measurement equipment.

      The other thing that strikes me is the parallel to DEC: DEC used to be a great company as long as Ken Olsen was around. After he left the place things went down pretty fast. Same with HP.

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    2. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by Telecommando · · Score: 1

      To me as well Agilent is the *real* HP. Remember, it all started back in '38 when Bill and Dave designed their first little gadget which was definitely neither a computer nor a printer. It was an RF Oscillator - test and measurement equipment.

      Actually it was an audio oscillator, the 200A I believe. Walt Disney was one of their first customers, he needed variable oscillators for Fantasia, but that's neither here nor there.

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    3. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by F1_Fan · · Score: 1

      Yup, Agilent is the heart of what was HP especially now that the development arm of the calculator division is gone.

      As an undergrad chemist I was "raised" knowing HP (now Agilent) was the holy grail of instrumentation. When you saw that little HP logo on the case you instantly knew you were dealing with quality equipment that wouldn't let you down.

      My physics labs had HP power supplies, HP oscilliscopes, HP programmable calculators for electronics labs... even my personal calculator was HP.

      Screw Carly. The heart HP is long gone. Now they're just another soulless mega-corporation.

    4. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by unitron · · Score: 2

      It wasn't all that long ago that Lucent was the revered and venerable Bell Labs. :-(

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  8. Sans links by maggard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I strongly doubt these were posted on a lobby card with URLS embedded; nor does reposting the message with them gratuitously inserted add anything to the material.

    This is particularly inappropriate considering the other current thread on news editing & munging.

    Aside from that I'm glad to see Mr. Packard sharing his feelings. Did he need to use another means? No, this one was apparently quite effective.

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    1. Re:Sans links by lordpixel · · Score: 2

      ?

      Are they links to something irrelevant or offensive or biased?
      Was anyone forcing you to click the links?

      The readers in the lobby were obviously expected to know the people and the movies mentioned. The wider Slashdot audience will probably have heard of few or none of the actors or films.
      What's wrong with supplying context unobtrusively? I moused over the links to confirm my suspicion they were IMDB links, but I didn't feel the need to follow them.

      Links to background information from a respected publically available source looks to me like: No harm done.

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      Lord Pixel - The cat who walks through walls
      A little bigger on the inside than out

    2. Re:Sans links by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1

      Oh yee of little faith, dropping URLs is the slashdot way.

      Ask not what slashdot can do for you,
      ask what you can slashdot.

    3. Re:Sans links by jgerman · · Score: 2

      strongly doubt these were posted on a lobby card with URLS embedded; nor does reposting the message with them gratuitously inserted add anything to the material.
      This is particularly inappropriate considering the other current thread on news editing & munging


      Nonsense. Those links are completely appropriate. My Perl books weren't originally imprinted with hyperlinks, but the fact that my cd versions of them are is a godsend. The whole point of hyperlinking is to be able to follow a side path through links and come back to the original content a little more knowledgeable. Why should someone who's interested in, say one of the movies have to go to google and search for a topic, when it's much easier, convenient, and meanigful to embed the links directly into the original content.

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    4. Re:Sans links by maggard · · Score: 1
      Are they links to something irrelevant or offensive or biased?
      Irrelevant? Yes. In the context of the story the links to the various films were irrelevant. Or do you believe every noun should by hyperlinked?

      Furthermore the material was presented as a quote. As such it should have been left unmunged.

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    5. Re:Sans links by maggard · · Score: 2
      Nonsense. Those links are completely appropriate. My Perl books weren't originally imprinted with hyperlinks...
      Your Perl books weren't presented as quoting somone. Furthermore your links doubtless delved futher into the topic at hand; the IMDB entries for these films aren't salient to the point Packard was trying to make.

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      I don't read ACs: If a post isn't worth so much as a nom de plume to its author then I wont bother either.
    6. Re:Sans links by ewhac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I strongly doubt these were posted on a lobby card with URLS embedded; nor does reposting the message with them gratuitously inserted add anything to the material.

      Possibly not; it was an indulgence on my part. While it may not have added anything to the material, I don't think it detracted from it, either.

      There are a lot of twenty-somethings and younger who read Slashdot, who may have never even heard of Don Ameche, Ethel Merman, Edward Everett Horton, or even Cary Grant (whose closest still-living analog might be Sean Connery), all of them great entertainers.

      It also gives Packard's message some historical context. In January of the same year, Benny Goodman had his triumphant jazz concert at Carnegie Hall. On 30 October, Orson Welles plunged the nation into panic with his famous War of The Worlds broadcast . And just a few days later, Kristallnacht took place, widely regarded as the beginning of the Jewish Holocaust.

      So, no, I don't think adding the links was necessarily a bad thing. Of course, as the story's submitter, I'm biased... :-)

      Schwab

    7. Re:Sans links by GSloop · · Score: 2

      Thanks - you spoke well!

      I found the "visual" link annoying.

      It detracted from the reading. Bad enough that we loose the "visual" of the origional, but now have to suffer additional annoying things.

      Perhaps we ought to replace choice visuals on that next chick or guy pick with URL's to explain what they're all about.

      =Poster=
      Sorry, perhaps you meant well, but I'm sure that many of us would disagree.

      Just some food for thought - do we really need to be fed mush all the time. A quick google search would have turned up the references quickly in any case for those that needed or wanted them.

      Thanks for the article, hold the links please!

      Cheers!

    8. Re:Sans links by jgerman · · Score: 2

      It doesn't matter. The point isn't in the quote, or to the point the author is trying to make. There a way of answering the questions you may have asked had you listen to the author speak his thoughts. There is no reason not to take advantage of the benefits of the medium that it is printed in.

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    9. Re:Sans links by m_evanchik · · Score: 2

      I found the linking confusing and unnecessary as well. This was not a speech about movie history. It was a speech using movie and entertainment history as a context for a technology business story.

      I don't think anyone reading this story was doing so for Packard's insights on old-time movies.

      The hyperlinks are annoying.

    10. Re:Sans links by unitron · · Score: 2
      I'm not sure if Connery could match Grant in the comedy department, although it would be interesting to be able to see Connery in a remake of "Arsenic and Old Lace"--even better if it were a British-ized version, sort of a reverse on the "Steptoe and Son" becomes "Sanford and Son" process--made about the same time that George Lazenby decided he didn't want to be James Bond anymore either, but not viewed until now so that you had gotten some mental distance between Connery the actor and Bond the character.

      You probably did a good thing including the IMDB links, you just shouldn't have included them in the text of the quote of the poster. Once you change a quote in any way, it's not a quote anymore. I found it uncomfortable to read that part, knowing it almost certainly not to be something found in the original--the placement appeared to be a symptom of "This is the Web, we have to make everything clickable" disease.

      If you had followed the quote of Packard's words (or, better yet, placed at the end of your submission) with something along the lines of "For those unfamiliar with the films and actors mentioned on the poster, here's a list of links", it would have still accomplished your laudable goal.

      All that said, thanks for the submission. Without it I might never have known of Packard's words.

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  9. Com-paqard? by delta407 · · Score: 1

    Most of us expected that it would last forever ... The law is harsh, but it is the law.

    Sounds like Microsoft after an unfavorable antitrust settlement :)

    1. Re:Com-paqard? by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

      Most of us expected that it would last forever ... The law is harsh, but it is the law.

      Sounds like Microsoft after an unfavorable antitrust settlement :)


      Do you really think Microsoft would give up that easily?

      I can just see Bill Gates talking to his lawyer: "No, don't appeal. We broke the law and need to be held accountable."

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  10. Interesting by colmore · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think we forget that these companies are groups of people.

    He's not saying anything about HP's products or technology, his business is a movie theater and his concerns lie elsewhere. He's lamenting the passing of an organization founded by his father, not a line of consumer and business electronics.

    It's kind of like my highschool. It certainly wan't a great place, and won't be winning any awards for education. But I miss being there with my friends.

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  11. Re:Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Right. Just like Martin Luther - changing the course of history and having an immeasurable impact on the worl we live in today.

    Oops. It's not like that at all. It's this rich kid who's bummed because his dad sold out but wanted to retain control. Look at what he says,

    "The HP Way also touched many people's lives. Most of us expected that it would last forever -- that it would prove as timeless as a Frank Capra movie. But those entrusted with the duty to safeguard it have exercised their legal right to make another choice. Dura lex, sed lex. The law is harsh, but it is the law. "

    The HP Way would last forever? What kind of delusional ego trip were these people on.

    Just what kind of religion was this HP Way? Apparently one that worships in old movie theaters.

    This whole thing reaks of much of what is wrong with this country.

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  12. Sore Loser by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Nice to see David feels some sympathy, but I've felt for a while that his 'work against rather than with' attitude has done plenty of harm in itself. Seems the time for him to take an active interest in HP was years ago. He missed it and has handled the whole merger issue badly. Ironic for someone with an interest in theatre to be so poor in the PR sense.

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    1. Re:Sore Loser by Betelgeuse+on+Ice · · Score: 1

      I might have missed some news, but I think Walter Hewlett was more of the thorn in Carly's side than Dave Packard... At any rate, here's to a company I aspired to work for. May it rest in peace.

    2. Re:Sore Loser by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Walter's handling of things has been basically scorched earth.

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  13. At least its not a bitter reply... by ipmcc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you think about how it must feel to watch your family legacy so completely turned on its head, I am shocked that, given that he would make a public statement at all, that this one was quite restrained. Typically if someone is going to cross that line and get invovled, there tends to be a lot of emotional momentum. I suspect this is why, during the Compaq/DEC merger, there wasn't much talk at all outside business issues. It is a shame to see that the concept of family business has taken another hit, but Packard is obviously a mature adult, something that we're not exposed to often enough. [troll] Think about other vocal members of the tech community? Does anyone really consider Stallman a muture adult?[/troll]

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    1. Re:At least its not a bitter reply... by BJH · · Score: 1

      Does anyone really consider Stallman a muture adult?

      Yes. Certainly more mature than you, anyway.

    2. Re:At least its not a bitter reply... by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      I don't think Stallman cares what you or anyone else thinks. He just wants to get his message of free software across. That's probably his most redeeming quality.

      Personally, I've always felt that people who act like this on others opinions tend to get farther in life. The limiting factor of peer pressure on a person is an astounding thing to see.

      If you're asking what I think, Stallman is an overbearing, childish zealot with a one track mind.

      But that's what makes him great. With the likes of don't-care people like Linus (who are the ones who are really out there running the show nowadays), it's nice to see that a few people in power have the balls to sacrifice their public appearance to get the message that they need to across.

      Religion is rarely successful on principles alone. Generally it's beaten into the heads of people repeatedly until it's something that's so part of the social norm that it's something to be desired. There is nothing different here, but we're only talking about software. What Richard does is cross the line enough to get his point across.

    3. Re:At least its not a bitter reply... by ipmcc · · Score: 1

      Yes. Certainly more mature than you, anyway.

      I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. :-P

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  14. It's Official: by TuxLuvr · · Score: 2, Funny
    David Packard confirms: HP is dying

    ; - P

    1. Re:It's Official: by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      David Packard confirms: HP is dying

      ; - P

      what in the hell? that got modded up? as funny? mods just continue to amaze me every time I view this site...

  15. What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by ringbarer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Companies are taken over all the time. What makes the "HP Way" so special that we should all mourn its passing?

    If the "HP Way" means releasing vastly unreliable Deskjet printers into the consumer marketplace, then I for one am glad it's dead.

    No matter how close you get to a corporation, even if you're related to the founder, PLEASE get some perspective. Company mantras do NOT qualify as religion.

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    1. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by delta407 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      HP is/was good at what they do/did. The Deskjet fiasco, well, Microsoft released -- and continues to release -- unreliable operating systems. But, at least HP has some redeeming qualities, such as producing some pretty decent desktops and some high-quality laser printers.

    2. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by pubjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No matter how close you get to a corporation, even if you're related to the founder, PLEASE get some perspective. Company mantras do NOT qualify as religion.

      True. But there are companies, and there are companies.

      All too often these days, people think anything goes in the name of profits, and that's all there is to a company. Making money. Full stop. Do whatever you can within the law to screw maximum profits out of your customers, get maximum profit from your employees, the only thing that matters is the bottom line.

      Not all companies are like that. I expect one thing that upsets David Packard is that the 'HP Way' contained many humanitarian principals which have now been cast aside. Now the merger has taken place many thousands of people are probably going to be made redundant. I expect making people redundant would have kept the founders of HP awake at night. To the current administrators of the HP empire, employees are just numbers that have to be juggled to maximise profits.

    3. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by markmoss · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure how HP got into the printer business -- but the HP way started to die when they did. Their reputation was based on high-quality test instruments. For over half a century, if you wanted the best instruments regardless of cost, or wanted to make sure it would last 25 years (really!), you bought HP. As far as I can tell, that company is still alive and well -- even though it has the amazingly silly name "Agilent". We've got over $1 million worth of HP 3070 board testers running in this building right now, and we might be buying Agilent AOI soon...

      I sure don't understand how those shitty printers came out of the same company.

    4. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      You guys need to read your history before you fly off the handle. The HP Way is a management style that until so recenly was the way HP governed their relations between management and rank and file employees. Many of the good things in place in other companies came about because of the HP Way. For instance, does your company allow flex time (flexible schedules)? HP was one of the early pioneers in this area. At the time HP began allowing employees to dictate when they worked, most companies had strict shift type schedules. An earlier post mentioned job security. Several years ago, a friend of mine took a job at HP. Four months after he started, his project was cancelled. Of course, he was nervous, he had just moved his young family to Idaho for his job, and now that job was going away. However, HP had a long standing policy. He was given 90 days to find another job within HP (Yes, he was paid at full salary during that time). Contrast that with HP today. Less than a year ago, 6000 workers were laid off. Those that were laid off weren't allowed to apply for any other HP jobs for a period of one year. Quite a difference. The HP way is the main reason that you see quite a number of people at HP that have worked there for 20+ years. With the way management is currently running things, I think that will be seen less and less. Eventually, HP will have the same turnover rate as most other tech companies, and I think that is sad. P.S. I am posting as anonymous becuase I am a current HP employee.

      In my mind, it's this never lay a worker off, find some job for him inside attitude that leads to huge layoffs, somewhere along the way. You and all your HP way ideas are just deluding yourselves.

    5. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Do whatever you can within the law...

      Well, that's no longer true. The Chicago school of economics preaches that laws are merely business costs - that is, if it's more profitable to pollute groundwater and pay a fine later than avoid it in the first place, then pollute away!

      Look at Enron, Exxon, Texaco (hired militia to murder opponents in Nigeria), Merrill Lynch, etc. for current examples.

    6. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Saw this linked to in an article about the merger on The Register. Quite an interesting point of view, basically asking if companies which only look at share price are actually that successful in the long run.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,706810,0 0.html

  16. Ah, bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not get sentimental for a company that actually took care of it's employees and took pride in quality, innovative products?

    These companies are being killed/bought/monopolied out of business by the "new" corporate America that cares only about executive and shareholder enrichment. The new corporate America that will fire 6,000 employees on Monday and give "retention bonuses" to "talented executives" on Friday.

    There was honor in the way HP did business, an honor that is all but forgotten today; replaced with shameless greed and profits at ANY cost. Nothing is sacred in the cult of Carly Fiorina.

    Polaroid. HP. The list will get longer as once good companies are ass-fucked to death by the pirates of the new corporate America.

    1. Re:Ah, bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Southwest Airlines will be next, when Herb Kelleher is no longer there. Note that only a founder has enough influence and will to keep a corporation from devolving into a typical faceless mess. When control gets turned over to the MBAs that rose through the ranks, everything heads downhill.

    2. Re:Ah, bullshit. by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The new corporate America that will fire 6,000 employees on Monday and give "retention bonuses" to "talented executives" on Friday.

      Agreed, but of course the new corporate America thrives on the fact that we continue to buy its products. Perhaps we should have been more diligent when we actually had a choice.

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    3. Re:Ah, bullshit. by nowt · · Score: 2
      Wish I could mod this up further. This is spot on.


      When will people realize the old economy and the new economy is still simply: the economy. Just because it's their time on this planet, "highfliers" don't have to crap all over what works well, in an honorable way to make their mark...cheap shots abound(sigh)

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    4. Re:Ah, bullshit. by The+Breeze · · Score: 1

      Damnnit. I meant to mod this up and accidentally modded it as Flamebait. Opps. Sorry.

    5. Re:Ah, bullshit. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hear, hear! You've expressed my sentiments far more succunctly than my lack of experience allows me. I am just entering the workforce (after a few years of not-exactly-real-life in the military) and I see this everywhere I look. I find myself wondering where this new management philosophy comes from. Can it be traced to a screwball economics professor at some prestigious business school somewhere?

      Sure, corporations have a responsibility to their shareholders. But it must be acknowledged that investment is a risk undertaken by those who can afford to lose. Lately the risk seems to be borne only by the workers.

      And a typical company will make a few charitable donations to doctor their public image, but in the end they only make decisions based on ethics when there's no clear profit in the alternatives. They don't take into consideration that corporations form the pillars of communities, and that their business decisions can affect people much more directly than any action of government.

      I could rant all night but I don't think I have anything else coherent to say. Just wanted to let you know this is a really important issue to me and, I hope, plenty of other people my age.

  17. How HP got started by Target+Drone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Silicon Valley Daily has a short summary of HP including what their first product was and a picture of the garage where it all got started.

    1. Re:How HP got started by sehryan · · Score: 1

      I know there are a lot of Flash haters out there, but Hillman Curtis did an absolutely wonderful Flash movie for HP about a year ago. Gives me goose bumps every time I see it. Check it out.

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  18. HP's demise is important by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "What a bunch of rubbish."

    It may be a bunch of rubbish to you, but it's not to the people who built HP over the years. HP pretty much got the Silicon Valley ball rolling. They did it the right way - Hewlett and Packard didn't even know what they were going to build when they started the business. It took them several years before they focused on office and computer technologies, but they were built on the notion that inventive, hardworking, principled people can do great things.

    The success of HP and Intel and Apple led to a concentration of creative energies that built more of the technologies you and I take for granted than I could list.

    Sure, there are a ton of needs that are of much greater importance than building a company. But this isn't just about multimillionaires, this is about thousands and thousands of people over the years who worked at a place they could believe in. They didn't feel like they were fleecing the public. They were proud of what they were producing. They were happy that the company they were working for took care of them.

    I'd say that's pretty important. But I guess I'm not being cynical enough.

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    1. Re:HP's demise is important by valtok · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Arguably, HP started to lose it way when it spun off Agilent.

      As for the 'HP Way'- it was about innovating and taking care of employees. Until the last decade, HP never downsized, for example.

    2. Re:HP's demise is important by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2

      All I'm saying is companies (good and bad) come and go.

      Invest in things w/more longevity than a corporate enterprise - and don't act surprised when they end.

      If he really thought HP would last 'forever' he is not too bright or has a serious lack of historical knowledge.

      When people invest their lives in a company - they are investing it in the wrong place. Sure you need a job and you should provide honest work in return for honest pay. I do it everyday. But my job is not my identity and it is not my life. If my current employer tanks- I will move on.

      or to sum it up in an even simpler way (but once most people read this they will pigeon hole me (somewhat ironic) and not listen to anything I have to say)

      "The grass withers and the flower fades, but the Word of the Lord stands forever"

      .

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    3. Re:HP's demise is important by iceT · · Score: 2


      Long gone are they days of company loyalty to it's employees. Gone are the days where building something was worth it. Where pride in those accomplishments too precident over profits.

      Even the Japanese companies who virtually guarenteed their employees a job for life have laid people off.

      Wake up and smell the coffee people. We live in a disposable world now. If it breaks, replace it. Don't fix it. If you don't want it any more, throw it away.

      The only people that matter are the investors, and they only care about the bottom line. Not how you got there... Not what the journey was like, just where you ended up.

      Companies used to accuse employees of being job jumpers, and only being concerned about there salaries... Well, now it's the only way to survive.

      HP/Compaq is only the latest visible instance of this trend.

      Someone mentioned DEC in these threads. Did you ever hear HOW DEC laid off it's employees? They called them on Sunday night and told them not to report to work on Monday morning. Appearently, Sunday dinners became a silent even where people JUMPED when the phone rang.

      It's not personal. It's just business.

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    4. Re:HP's demise is important by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      So with that take, is it not ok to be upset about the demise of a corporation? Fully realizing it as such and understanding it as a part of the reality we live in?

      Look, if someone feels the loss of HP as it was, just who the hell do you think you are to say that they are 'wrong' or 'stupid' or blah blah whatever. Sorry, but you have absolutely ZERO say in how people _feel_ about things like this, whether you feel the same or not.

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    5. Re:HP's demise is important by RocketScientist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd go so far as to suggest that the good that HP did by providing jobs that attract bright people to wherever they have offices is a very important thing. For the purely cynical at heart, it increases the tax base of the community by providing higher paying jobs. For the more realistic among us, the community building didn't stop there, with a wealth of community works projects.

      Companies are important. Companies give people places to work, and make money. Good companies give back to their communities, and companies that do this well are rare and shouldn't be taken for granted.

      While it's all en vogue to be anti-globalization, it's probably not in anyone's interest long term to be purely anti-commercial. Companies that inspire loyalty from their employees by helping them build neat things are few and far between (rather than buying their loyalty with stock options, ala Enron).

      There are good companies and bad companies. Just like people. HP happened to be one of the good companies. We'll see if that spirit is gone now.

    6. Re:HP's demise is important by infinite9 · · Score: 2

      They were happy that the company they were working for took care of them.



      Large corporations don't take care of their people out of altruism. They treat their people well because if they didn't people would leave or demand more money to stay. It's (usually) good for the bottom line to treat your people well, since high turnover rates and high bonuses and salaries cut directly into the bottom line. While the founders of these companies may have genuinely cared about their employees, when a corporation grows beyond a 100 people or so, it becomes impossible for the upper management to become personally connected to the rank and file. When that happens, they treat the people below them like the guy they cut off on the freeway. And often, when the next generation takes over, they grew up with money and didn't start out poor like their father, the founder. This further adds to the disconnection.

      So before you get all patriotic and teary-eyed about the company, remember that they were a big corporation before the merger, and they're still a big corporation after the merger. And they're looking out for you only so long as it's in their interests. Take care of yourself and the true friends you've made working there all those years. Because you better believe that the company won't hesitate to ax you in a moment's notice if a financial consultant tells them to.

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    7. Re:HP's demise is important by serbanp · · Score: 1
      It took them several years before they focused on office and computer technologies.

      Something like what? 30-40 years?

      HP was, first of all, an equipment manufacturer. Office and computer technologies came much later, long after the HP logo meant Top-Quality Test-and-Measurement tools, built with love and pride.

      That glorious HP is still alive, incarnated as Agilent; when you buy Agilent, you know that you'll get exactly (well almost) the same quality that made HP famous.

      Serban

    8. Re:HP's demise is important by csteinle · · Score: 1

      As it turns out, Agilent sold the PC and Printer business, along with the name HP, to Compaq.

  19. Oh but what a hi-tech poster aye by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Check out all those Hollywood hyperlinks

  20. Grim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can't believe all these snotty posts sneering at the end of HP and poking fun at Hewlett and Packard family members for lamenting the loss. I guess that, unless you experienced the old HP, you can't understand why this is a big deal. It's not about "they took away my daddy's company." It's about the end of an era, and a loss of continuity. Or to use an image that may resonate more clearly in our post-literate society: its impact is like the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn, or Michael Jordan retiring. The clueless comments here just show the posters' ignorance.

    1. Re:Grim by DrHogie · · Score: 1

      What? Ignorant uninformed posters at Slashdot? Say it ain't so.

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    2. Re:Grim by Roblimo · · Score: 2

      It's generational. To many/most Slashdot readers, HP has always been a printer and computer vendor.

      I remember lusting after HP test equipment as a teenager, and that one of the great things about the Army was that they had lots of cool HP tools around for me to use -- and they issued me a lovely HP scientific calculator, too.

      I always liked Tektronix scopes better, though.

      I think HP lost it when (now) Agilent stopped being the heart of the company. Oh, well.

      - Robin

    3. Re:Grim by ninjalex · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      The vast majority here a /. have never seen the *real* HP so many of us remember fondly. They haven't seen HP quality. They haven't seen HP support.

      At the last place I worked we were still using 9825 calculators as GPIB controllers. They'd been in use since 1982. Most of them have never had the cover removed. The ones that had to be repaired, we could still get parts and support 15 years after they stopped making them.

      All that is gone.

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  21. I say by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    down with the merger....

    we do not need consolidation, we need multiplication!!! spin off the parts that are brining you down HP, don't buy another company.

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  22. What's With The Related Links? by guttentag · · Score: 1, Troll
    Cary Grant? Katharine Hepburn? Bringing Up Baby?

    Is this story about Packard's poster or the Stanford Theatre's film schedule?

    Oh wait, it is about Packard -- I didn't see the "You Can't Take It With You" link near the bottom of the list.

  23. Mergers As These Bad For Consumers by EvictedHellCitizen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the current climate in the US, producing goods and services are becoming incidental part of the operations compared to branding. Naomi Klein's book No Logo describes this trend... "This formula, needless to say, has proved enormously profitable, and its success has companies competing in a race toward weightlessness: whoever owns the least, has the fewest employees on the payroll and produces the most powerful images, as opposed to products, wins the race."

    1. Re:Mergers As These Bad For Consumers by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Doesn't hold water... The bubble burst has shown that. Lucent had a great brand and name, but when it came to selling product they found markets eroding fast from foreign competition.

      HP faces the same dilemma. I've worked on DEC and Pr1me systems, both of which their companies are only a memory. Equipment is increasingly made of cheap, flimsy materials designed to last a year or two, manufacturing moving to Asia where people work hard for little pay (mostly because a dollar goes a longer way there, but don't encourage them, quality you still have to look hard for and still pay a premium for when you find it.) Even today I read Intel is going to be making Pentium 4's in Shanghai.

      In short, HP's in a consolidating market where steel framed printers with metal bearings and fibre reinforced belts aren't going to sell as well as plastic boxes. If the competition doesn't work the HP Way and they're eating your lunch, somethings got to change.

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  24. The real HP Way by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Shitty PC's
    Overpriced (read price gouging) ink jet cartrides
    Disposal Printers
    etc.

    The HP you lament was dead long ago. You just weren't notified. Not that HP / Compaq won't be going down the crapper forthwith...

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    1. Re:The real HP Way by markmoss · · Score: 2

      Shitty PC's
      ...
      The HP you lament was dead long ago


      Maybe it's still around, but it's called Agilent now. We've been looking at their automated optical inspection systems. Awesome, but extremely expensive. Truly in the H(igh)P(rice) tradition...

      The old HP made instruments and test equipment, not PC's. It treated its employees exceptionally well. It stayed in the forefront of technology while building the highest possible quality into its products. It would service them forever. (I've used 25 year old HP oscilloscopes, they still worked fine, and aside from the great size and weight were still as good as analog scopes ever got.)

      And the old HP had to charge premium prices, of course. That sort of quality and service costs money. The HP way also ran up the payroll costs, although I suspect it costs much more to treat your employees badly so the best ones leave. However, I think the great working conditions, topnotch work force, and premium products and service sort of go together -- I wouldn't feel good working where the corporate goal was to make the product as shitty as possible without losing too many customers, and if they raised my pay I'd just save it up until I could afford to quit...

    2. Re:The real HP Way by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      Overpriced (read price gouging) ink jet cartrides

      You do realize that the print heads are contained in the cartridge, saving you from having expensive head replacements as often as with the Canon cartridges? Oh, and the HP's hold more ink.

      If you disagree with HP's engineers and don't want to replace the print heads every time you run out of ink, use a refill kit.

      As far as "Shitty PC's" and "Disposal (sic) Printers", that's what the market demands. No company makes any money mass-producing the PC's that the geek crowd wants, that's why we build our own. Incidentally, my friend is still using my Deskjet 500C that's nearly 10 years old.

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    3. Re:The real HP Way by wolf- · · Score: 1

      Calculators
      Scanners
      Laser Printers
      HP/Cs

      All decent products from HP....

      But yes, their latest PC offerings have been crap.

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    4. Re:The real HP Way by Wansu · · Score: 2

      Shitty PC's
      Overpriced (read price gouging) ink jet cartrides
      Disposal Printers
      etc.

      The HP you lament was dead long ago.


      I must agree with you about the printers, ink cartridges, etc. and that the HP I lament is long gone.

      The HP I lament is the company that made all the wonderful test equipment I used in the 70s and 80s. They made the workstations I used in the 90s. But the personal computers, printers and accessories they made recently seem to have been built by a vastly inferior outfit. Their merger with Compaq simply hastens the downward spiral.

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    5. Re:The real HP Way by homer_ca · · Score: 2

      Maybe long ago in Internet time, but just 10 years ago they still had a reputation for quality and engineering excellence, a reputation they built up over 40-50 years that was pissed away in less than 10 by the new management (as someone else said maybe Agilent now carries the torch now). You can precisely trace the rising shittyness of their products with the growing influence of Carly and the new management team. Sad....

    6. Re:The real HP Way by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 2

      > You do realize that the print heads are contained in the cartridge, saving you
      > from having expensive head replacements as often as with the Canon cartridges?

      That's exactly why it's a horrible design--such a design made sense five or more years ago, when printers were more expensive than they are today. However, economies of scale and less profit-taking with the thinner margins of today means that printers are so inexpensive that it isn't worth putting the print heads in the cartidges. Let's say that adds $10 to the price of each cartidge pack--$15 if you'd be willing to use generic cartidges. So, for each 10 cartidges you buy, you could have bought a new $150 printer. Since the average printer warranty lasts a year, it comes down to a simple equation. Do you use 10 or more color cartidges a year with your $150-range printer, or 20 or so with your $300-range printer? If so, then you're paying a premium for HP's print-head cartidges which could have bought you a whole second printer.

      The only advantage I can see to this print-head-in-the-cartridge design is if you *rarely* use your printer, and want it to last as long as possible without replacement. If you frequently replace cartidges, however, you'd be better off saving the "HP tax" which could easily add up enough to pay for a replacement printer if the heads on the one you have get gunked beyond repair.

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  25. I did by wiredog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I liked vaxes. And vms. If DEC had avoided the merger then the Alpha might have gone somewhere.

    1. Re:I did by garglblaster · · Score: 1

      well, there was no way for DEC t avoid the merger: it was a HOSTILE takeover by Compaq!

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    2. Re:I did by CormacJ · · Score: 2

      DEC had gone into corporate senility I think. They had been selling off bits and pieces of themself long before the hostile takeover. Networking was sold to Cabletron, most of thier big software packages were sold off to smaller developers.

      By the time Compaq bought them there was very little of the original DEC left; probably just VMS and the Alpha technology.

      I felt like swinging past DEC offices to see if management had put up garage sale signs, but I think CPQ beat me to it.

    3. Re:I did by Servo · · Score: 1

      They even were selling off some of the Alpha patents before the Compaq merger. VMS was one of the few things nobody wanted to buy off from them.

      Intel bought design rights to the Alpha core so they could jumpstart their ia64 cpu's, and then DEC sold off manufacturing rights to Samsung.

      I loved DEC equipment, and will forever be an Alpha fanatic. It was ahead of its time, and didn't get marketed well enough by its designers. Kind of like Amiga's.

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    4. Re:I did by CormacJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's marketing was actually very good, but its image to customers was one of a mainframe. Clunky and overpowered, and the marketing never got that fixed.

      The solution was brilliant. We bought an Alpha/VMS solution. An engineer arrived, unpacked it, did the VMS install and configured it. Installed the database software. In total it took about 9 hours. We moved the database that weekend, and the users never even noticed. Uptime on that system averaged about 1 year. Mostly we took it down once a year to test and/or replace the UPS.

      Later we were forced to buy a Compaq/Win NT solution. An engineer arrived and unpacked. Started the NT Install. Applied the service packs. Installed MS SQL. Ran the configuration tools and got a blue screen. Formatted. Installed NT again. Installed SQL. Installed Service packs. SQL blue screened. Installed SQL. Worked. Discovered that SQL couldn't handle clustering, despite written assurance that solution would allow clustering. Total time to get a working NT solution - 6 weeks. Server still needs to be rebooted about every other week. Still waiting on a rewrite of the software so that we can use the latest MS SQL that does support clustering.

      Both solutions were bought from DEC/Compaq.

    5. Re:I did by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Later we were forced to buy a Compaq/Win NT solution. An engineer arrived and unpacked. Started the NT Install. Applied the service packs. Installed MS SQL. Ran the configuration tools and got a blue screen. Formatted. Installed NT again. Installed SQL. Installed Service packs. SQL blue screened. Installed SQL. Worked. Discovered that SQL couldn't handle clustering, despite written assurance that solution would allow clustering. Total time to get a working NT solution - 6 weeks. Server still needs to be rebooted about every other week. Still waiting on a rewrite of the software so that we can use the latest MS SQL that does support clustering.

      You know, I don't quite understand companies that run Unix (or a Unix blend) and suddenly find themselves needing to "upgrade". If the machine is not bogged down, and just needs parts, they should buy them... if it's bogged down, horizontally scale it.

      The engineer coming in and not being able to cluster the "solution" would have made me breach the contract. There are alot of other softwares that can cluster, namely Oracle and Sybase.

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    6. Re:I did by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      The problem with DEC was their acronyms. DEC, VMS, etc. Booring. Nothing sexy about that. HP had classic sounding acronyms for their products. IMAGE, HP3000, MPE music to your ears. Microsoft is going for that cutting edge sounding stuff. Anything with an X in it. ActiveX XBox, XP, when the X fad is over, Microsoft will fail too. Just watch!

    7. Re:I did by operagost · · Score: 1

      It wasn't UNIX.... it was VMS. Which is why they probably wanted to get rid of it... because management doesn't understand it if it's not UNIX or Windows. It must be something frightening and strange. Plus, it's not the latest whiz-bang from MS or Sun. Ditch it... why can't everything run Windows like my desktop? Then I can drag my fat Pointy Haired Butt over to your server room and fuck with our servers. Clicky clicky... oh what fun. I can do this all by myself! Guess it's time to can that loyal sysadmin's ass!

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    8. Re:I did by CormacJ · · Score: 2

      We had to go for the NT solution because the company that won the bid did NT. They did have a unix option but it was about 2 versions behind the NT solution. I think the experience with NT killed off managements brief love affair with Microsoft products.

  26. I think people are missing the point.... by dr_db · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...of the HP way.

    HP was simply not a company of printers and cheap consumer computers. Or at least, at one time, it was not. I am going to have to buy an extra calculator - they had amazing calculators, once you figured out how to use RPN. MY friend fell one day and broke the display on his 28S, and they gave him a new one. gratis!

    They had amazing test intruments. The nicest ocilliscopes were HP. Sure, techtronix has some nice models, but the HP digital scopes kicked ass.

    The laser printers were rock fucking solid. I have suffered through brother, samsung, toshiba, etc. I *never* had an HP printer give me trouble. Even the deskjets were not bad - for all those people out there who moan about them, what would they replace them with? Epson? Nice printer, as long as you use it constantly.

    I was never fond of the computers, but in fairness, I have yet to meet a consumer machine that I like.

    So it's not just the loss of a consumer computer company, although I know sometimes people at /. forget there is a world outside that - it was a company with alot of great products, and one division of the company basically took over and eviscerated the rest.

    1. Re:I think people are missing the point.... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      HP killed off their calculator development division a while back. I believe that was another Carly move.

      It's kind of depressing -- Carly gets all sorts of recognition because she's the only female CEO of any major tech company...but she's an awful CEO.

    2. Re:I think people are missing the point.... by SEE · · Score: 2

      There's a reason why that one division took over. None of the others was making a profit.

  27. HP Way by Prolapsed+Anus · · Score: 1

    It seems a lot of younger posters aren't familiar with "The HP Way".

    Well, if I enlightened you as to what the "HP Way" (or the "DECcie" culture), you'd just cast it off as old-fashioned, Keynsian, Socialist management.

    What great technology companies (as opposed to, say, most of the Silicon Valley fly-by-night operations) do is give respect and value: for employees and for customers.

    In addition, great technology companies invest heavily in R&D, the accountants', bean-counters' and short-term investors' worst nightmare.

    HP and DEC offered in effect lifetime employment among other perks. Sure, some employees took advantage of this and offered low productivity but the innovations of both companies speak for themselves.

    HP and DEC actually listened to their customers. In particular, I've spoken directly to DEC engineers in reporting/resolving problems - NOT some third-party technical support office.

    Though I've never directly spoken to HP salespeople, DEC salespeople were engineers selling to engineers - NOT some business-school hack who's more qualified selling stock or used cars.

    Of course, quality service and quality products are typically low-margin and low-profit; stockholders and accountants shun all this.

    Hence, we're left with Microsoft, Compaq (now HPQ), Dell, Apple, Intel and a slew of other substandard, ephemeral technology. At least it's all substantially profitable :-/

    ~PA
    1. Re:HP Way by martissimo · · Score: 2

      HP and DEC actually listened to their customers. In particular, I've spoken directly to DEC engineers in reporting/resolving problems - NOT some third-party technical support office.


      i wholeheartedly agree, my first job dealing with HP was adminning a HP1000 RTEA system, i lucked into the job when my boss left and they asked me to try to hold down the fort till a replacement could be found, i was far underqualified for the position and in way over my head.

      I poured through manuals like a madman and did my best, but honestly it was the great service from HP that allowed me to get by. Funny thing was, about a month later i was doing the same job as the guy i replaced better than he had done it, and managed to keep the job.

      If it wasn't for the great guys at HP that got to know me on a first name basis for a few weeks there, i could have never done it. I'm still gratefull to those guys to this day.

  28. honor by rogueroo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A concept currently out of favor.

  29. HP & COMPAQ=??? by GdoL · · Score: 1

    HP & COMPAQ in a few months? Probably in a failed relationship hoping t get the best from the greatest divorce in history.

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  30. Secret Message by scottennis · · Score: 4, Funny



    David Packard, using his superior brain power cunningly embedded a repeating hidden message in his poster (five times).

    Using a complex mathematical formula, similar to the one used in the Bible Code, David has the last laugh.

    I have decoded it here for you:

    Hewlett Packard

    1938 -- 2002

    R.I.P.

    The Stanford Theatre still exists today only because of the employees of the Hewlett Packard Company. Without their achievements over the years, there would have been no foundation to purchase and restore this theatre.

    Palo Alto might have had one more book store, or perhaps another restaurant. Architects had plans ready for a new "Casablanca Cafe" at this location when the Packard Foundation rescued the theater in 1987.

    The Hewlett Packard Company was founded in 1938 in a garage on Addison Street only a few blocks from where you are now standing. Back then, the Stanford Theatre was showing brand new movies. In 1938 you could have seen Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby and Holiday. You could have seen Errol Flynn in The Adventures of Robin Hood . You could have seen Alice Faye, Don Ameche, Ethel Merman, and Tyrone Power in Alexander's Ragtime Band . You could have seen Jimmy Stewart and Jean Arthur in Frank Capra's You Can't Take It With You . You still can see these same movies at the Stanford Theatre. Our audiences know that they are truly timeless.

    The HP Way also touched many people's lives. Most of us expected that it would last forever -- that it would prove as timeless as a Frank Capra movie. But those entrusted with the duty to safeguard it have exercised their legal right to make another choice. Dura lex, sed lex. The law is harsh, but it is the law.

    HP employees are now on a new ship, being taken on a new voyage. The company has even changed its stock symbol to HPQ to stress that the "old" HP is gone. For the sake of the surviving employees, of course I hope for a good outcome. But it is hard to imagine that their leaders can invent something better than what they left behind.

    David W. Packard

    The Stanford Theatre Foundation.

    1. Re:Secret Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      For those don't want to bother...

      "bite me carly bite me carly bite me carly bite me carly bite me carly"

      I thought the joke would be funnier than that, actually. Here's hoping I saved you some time.

  31. Re:Excuse me, by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    During 15 years as an IT manager I dealt with a lot of companies. In my mind, I assigned each a BSQ, or Bullshit Quotient. HP employees were the only ones who always had the guts to tell me "We can't do that" if they did not have a solution for me. I found that refreshing.

    Have fun in your Brave New World.

  32. Confused. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1, Troll


    Wait, is this David Packard fellow related to the co-founder of HP? The submission didn't really say anywhere.

  33. not latin by dondiego · · Score: 1

    sed == stream editor
    lex == lexical analyzer

    origins of names of common unix utilities have more to do with typing frugality than latin -- read a few history books

  34. Cool hypertext. by dmorin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did he really put a bunch of URL's to imdb into his poster? NEAT. :)

  35. The HP Way... by Asprin · · Score: 1

    Since the mid-nineties, HP's engineers in the PC and printer divisions have had *way* too much free time to devote to developing unneeded solutions to monumentally non-problems. Compaq isn't any better (you want to load the BIOS setup program from *WHERE*?), but I've wrestled too many idiotic HP driver install procedures and weird motherboard over-engineering (in the bad way) design 'issues' to have any real sympathy for them. Their printers are still pretty good hardware for the most part, but I use the old embedded MS-written LJ5 series drivers because HP refuses to understand that their drivers cause STOP 50 errors on Citrix servers and most of the time, I can live without the extra features the new drivers would provide. (Don't even get me started on the stupid trend they started with the "printer-monitoring" software for their inkjet printers!) I can understand that they need to try to differentiate their products, but sheesh -- go play some golf or something!

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  36. Re:Excuse me, by costas · · Score: 2

    As a Stanford grad, I have to disagree (HP grew out of Stanford and vice versa). Messrs Packard and Hewlett spent a very big chunk of their fortune on philanthropy, medical research, and education. They build a company that showed respect for its employees, that flourished on enterprise and innovation and that spurred the community that surrounded to flourish too. Never mind the fact that HP was the spark that ignited Silicon Valley.

    Corporations should not, as a rule, be anthropomorphosized by mourning their passing or by promising unconditional loyalty. However, HP is (alas, was) one of the exceptions to that rule. HP is dead, long live HP...

  37. Other great obsolete technology! by newerbob · · Score: 1
    Check out the link on the bottom of that Stanford page of the guy playing that ridiculous theatre organ!

    Like HP's test equipment, there's some more technolgy that's obsolete.

    You can't keep holding on to the past, Mr. Packard!

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    1. Re:Other great obsolete technology! by newerbob · · Score: 1
      ...Oh, in addition to playing obsolete musical instruments, he also makes his website with Adobe PageMill.

      There's another dead product. (Though it ROCKED! It was a mac program, and was the first GUI WYSISWG HTML editor. Unfortunately, Microsoft killed it.)

      I guess HP uses it because HP and Adobe have always been in bed with each other. I suppose HP doesn't like Microsoft either.

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  38. I've already parted with my HP by eddy · · Score: 1, Troll

    I won't cry for HP the company, but I almost did cry when I discovered that my trusty HP48SX had slipped out of my pocket, to be lost to me forever.

    I can only hope that it somehow found its way into the hands of some other geek, to be loved and cherished always, maybe even to this very day, and that it did not end up crushed, broken, abondoned, littering nature.

    <sniff> I. miss. you.

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  39. investment in work by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    I think I see what you're getting at, stoolpigeon. Work is certainly not the be all, end all. But I have noticed in my own work experiences that people bring widely different perspectives to their work. To some, work is a means of making a living. They pour their primary energies into other things, like hobbies or travel, or what have you.

    Family and relationships are vitally important, and I think that to have a balanced life, these things have to take precidence over work. However, we spend a good 1/4 or 1/3 of the best years of our lives at work.

    Since that's the case, some people choose to embrace work as something with intrinsic meaning. You seem to be advocating not getting emotionally involved in your current place of employment, which is an approach that makes sense for you.

    But for some people, work needs to have meaning. These people form strong bonds with their coworkers, they enjoy collective endeavors, they believe that if they work hard with the other people in their organization, they'll all be rewarded.

    I have done the 60-70 hours/wk for the cause type of work before. I enjoyed it at the time, and it provided me with many benefits. But the things that matter to me have shifted, and now it's rare that I put in more than 50 hours a week. But everyone's sense of priorities is their own, and I find it difficult to disparage people who put a lot of hard work into something they believed in.

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  40. Fiorina wanted for death of HP Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well as someone whose family has been involved with the company for many decades, one who spent many summers working various positions in the company and finally someone who joined the company after university I can say that the company I longed to work for and loved to visit dad at was not what I expected in 2000. I left after less than a year, I wanted to be a geek in THE geek company, however, all Carly wanted was sales and marketing. Salesperson does well, give him/her a fancy car for a year, geek solves customer problem in days that has plaqued them for months, tell him it didn't matter cause the sales guy said it should only take a day.

    I would love to go back to the old HP, I suspect Carly will be gone before the end of 2003, all she wanted out of the merger was her massive bonus and raise and to layoff the 15,000 employees who best understood what the HP way was. She will do this and more and find that her synergies will never quite add up to what she hoped and by 2005 hp will look like it did a year ago.

    Sad what a BOD/EC and CEO can do to a company, HP sent me dozens of proxies to vote on the merger, but I have yet to receive a proxy of the March Vote on the BOD. This time next year, we can welcome Walter and hopefully a few other intelligent folks to the board and get back on track.

  41. the HP Way by Monkelectric · · Score: 2
    I was going to make a similiar comment ... the HP way as of late was to build great products to get a good reputation, and then build *shit* and live *off* your reputation.

    Every HP product I've owned was absolute junk. I had my CDR (7000 series) replaced *3* times before it went out of warranty. Each lasted about 3 - 4 months before it would only produce coasters ... cost me easily 200$ in cds (this is back when they cost 2 - 5$ each)

    My HP printer worked when it felt like it. It made these noises like the bow of a ship buckling as it was printing, still worked if you didn't mind being gouged 30$ for an ink tank. Convienantly after its waranty was up, whatever was making the noise gave out completley... printer dead.

    I'm on my *third* HP scanner, the first two died. 90 day warranty my ass. First one, just stopped working one day, electrically dead ... second one, mechanical failure, it made a chunk-chunk-chunk-chunk sound the innards ground to bits one day, also conveniantly out of warranty.

    My *expensive* HP computer at work, the on board sound card just *died* one day. Never has worked since ...

    This is what the death of the "HP way" means to me, less bullshit products. At this point I've basically sworn never to buy another HP again.

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    1. Re:the HP Way by Datafage · · Score: 1

      Why the hell does ANY expensive computer have onboard sound?

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    2. Re:the HP Way by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Every HP product I've owned was absolute junk.

      Heavy sigh. I have two HP printers (DeskJet 500 and a RuggedWriter), and five HP calculators (A 34C and a 16C I bought in college, a 41CV I bought when I graduated, a 32S-II I bought ten or so years ago, and a 48G I bought when I found out it was the last calculator HP was going to make). All work fine. Even after the batteries leaked in the 41CV, I was able to fix it with some sheet copper and some careful soldering.

      I had no idea their quality had gotten so bad. They and Tektronix were about the only companies I'd consider when looking at test equipment (can't forget Fluke!). Maybe that's what happens when you have to compete in a commodity market, but it's a shame they didn't get out before they had damaged their reputation.

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  42. Who died?? by vitalidea · · Score: 1

    It makes me sick how this campaign going on equates merger with Compaq as Death.

    Carly Fiorina came up with HP Invent campaign and other motivational campaigns and probably saved a stagnant company. Now with a merger, the company should be stronger and produce more great products. HP is not about "cheap PCs" or "disposable printers" as other users have posted.

    What about the new stuff they've given out, like the free HP Application Servers? What about all those chips in your cell phone that filter the reception so it isn't complete crap? HP Labs produces all sorts of great technology.

    Maybe it was time for the "HP Way" to go, because the company was slowing down by the time Fiorina got there. This is probably the last battle needed to get rid of any career bueracrats (sp?) left in the organziation.

    1. Re:Who died?? by GSloop · · Score: 2

      Just remember your words in 24-36 months.

      We will find HP on the dung heap - and you sir will need to find some crow to eat!

      (Or perhaps I will, but I doubt it - just remember - you thought the merger was "good")

      Cheers!

  43. The HP Way: A story about David Packard by marhar · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This story told by an engineering director pretty much sums up the HP way:


    "I had just started at HP. At my old company, I had a reserved parking spot near the door. One day I arrived late and was a bit miffed that I had to walk in from the far edge of the parking lot. Until I looked up and saw David Packard walking in from two rows further out."


    Many of the good, progressive things we have cherished about the hi-tech world, such as its egalitarianism, informality, and respect for doing the right thing came directly from these two men.
    1. Re:The HP Way: A story about David Packard by festers · · Score: 1

      Geeze. It's not about being late or early, it's about management viewing themselves as better than everyone else in the company. Most companies have "management" parking spots in the front so that they can arrive at any time and always have a good spot. David Packard showed his employees that he was one of them by not giving himself a special parking spot.

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  44. The real HP Way, #2 by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2


    You forgot to mention products that almost never install correctly on the first try.

    Also, troublesome printer software, that even HP tech support tells you should be used.

  45. Re:I say: HP repent by TandyMasterControl · · Score: 2
    we do not need consolidation, we need multiplication!!! spin off the parts that are brining you down HP,

    First spinoff: Carly Fiorina. Who'll give me a plug nickel? Who'll give me a green stamp. Ladies and gentlemen the auction for this fine item of American corporate management expertise has begun and bidding starts at one S&H green stamp or 2 crackerjack boxtops ... what am I bid?
    Full many a industrial giant could restore or ensure their longterm profitability with a similar move: spin off your upper management as a crack consultation firm. Or a shroom consultation firm --whatever their hallucinations most closely resemble.
    HP repent.

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  46. Actually... by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    does kind of sound like Microsoft. They have this nasty tendency to appear to be cooperative while behind the scenes doing something dastardly.

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  47. Why change that which makes a profit? by Com2Kid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do people bother trying to 'reinvent' themselves when they are already making a profit and will likely continue to do so in that fashion for as long as the eye can see?

    HP closed their Calculator Research lab, yet it was making them a profit with each new model of calculator released. Yah really smart that one, closing a PROFITABLE part of your business.

    The lady who is now in charge of HP, it says her mission goal is to "Make HP into a innovative internet company."

    Uh WTF??

    Internet companies suck, period. You make a printer you sell a printer and you have yourself a profit. Guarn-friggin-teed.

    Hell I think that this is one case where some CONSERVATIVE management could actually have came in handy.

    Imagine the PHB's conversation for awhile if you will;

    PHB-1: Are we making any money?

    PHB-2: Yah tons of it.

    PHB-1: Ok, lets keep on doing what we are doing and make even more money!

    Compared to what seems to have actually happened;

    PHB-1: Are we making money?

    PHB-2: Yah tons of it.

    PHB-1: Ok then lets completely restructure the company go through a big merger close down our operations assloads of profitable sectors and go with something completely new and untested!

    And people wonder why I have such disdain for business majors. . . . .

    1. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by cmcguffin · · Score: 1


      For better or worse, simply being profitible isn't enough if you're a public company. Growth -- of revenue, profits, and ultimately stock price -- is what matters when you're accountable to Wall Street.

      Of course, HP's management could have bucked the trend of serving shareholders and stock price above all else. They could have focused instead of serving their community, customers, and employees first.

      Such old-fashioned ideas don't hold much sway amongst those running and investing in public companies these days.

    2. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2

      Why do people bother trying to 'reinvent' themselves when they are already making a profit and will likely continue to do so in that fashion for as long as the eye can see?

      The Register reckons it was the fault of Sircam. Carly got infected and the worm sent along an e-mail to Michael Capellas with the subject "Hi! How are you? I sent you this file in order to have your advice" and attached was a file with the name HP_Strategy.DOC :)

      I fell off my chair laughing, but it seems almost plausible given the alternatives...

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    3. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by negativethirsty · · Score: 1

      one word "marketing"

      engineers seem to have laid down for the trendy marketing types.
      I guess i should run out and buy a lifetime suppy of hp48's while there are still a few left. Ironicly they were built the "old" Hp way and the one i currently have is a lifetime supply.

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    4. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by nomel · · Score: 1

      "Internet companies suck, period. You make a printer you sell a printer and you have yourself a profit. Guarn-friggin-teed."

      Just to let you know, they loose money on every printer they sell, at least the new ones. They make it on the ink.

      Nomel

    5. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Phibian · · Score: 1

      First of all: It's all about growth of profit, not whether profit exists - and unfortunately - that's the way the market/society works... (and this is true whether you "have disdain" or not)

      Secondly - "Internet companies suck, period." Where does this come from? It's kind of a throw away comment that you don't bother to backup or even explain. Are you saying that companies that label themselves as "dot-com" suck? Or that companies that sell intangibles (such as software) suck? Or something completely different? What's that got to do with HP exactly??? I could go off on a big rant about generalizations here, but I'll try to restrain myself.

      Finally: "You make a printer you sell a printer and you have yourself a profit. Guarn-friggin-teed."
      A) Just because you make a physical product doesn't mean that you will be able to sell it, or that you will make a profit. It's quite possible that the costs of creating that product + healthy product are higher than what other vendors can sell it for or worse, what people are willing to pay for it. There's the whole concept of economies of scale thrown in here too. It's a useful idea to know about, even if you don't agree because many business decisions are taken in order to achieve it.

      B) You should know that printers are sometimes called to be the "razor blades" of the hardware business. The profit is made on the ink, not the printer.

      But then, what do I know. I'm not a business major.

    6. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
      Why do people bother trying to 'reinvent' themselves when they are already making a profit and will likely continue to do so in that fashion for as long as the eye can see?

      Because it's no longer about making a profit - it's about growth.

      If you continue to make only a steady profit, year after year, the stock price stays where it is or falls due to people migrating to stocks that might grow. It's the beauty of capitalism.

      If you were a CEO today and had a division that had a mature product in a saturated market that brought in 5% a year ROI and another one that needed that money to grow at 20% a year to be 5X as big as the first within five years with a 50% chance of success, the numbers tell you to go with the second because the expected rate of return more than makes up for the risk.

      Yeah, it sucks, but if you like capitalism, you like the process. You can argue with the estimates, but not with the process. Capitalism has no morality - it doesn't care if it's good, only if it makes money. And mo' money is mo' betta...

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    7. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      HP's management has a fiduciary interest to the shareholders (the owners of the company). That said, I would rather have a profitable company (i.e. one that makes money), rather than some high growth enterprise that has a loss each quarter (unless you look at the totally bogus pro-forma numbers -- business-speak for we can't make a profit, so let's massage the numbers so it "appears" we make a profit).

    8. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      B) You should know that printers are sometimes called to be the "razor blades" of the hardware business. The profit is made on the ink, not the printer.

      This is only a recent thing, they used to cost armloads of money, heh.

      (In fact the higher end Laser printers still do. ^_^ )

      A) Just because you make a physical product doesn't mean that you will be able to sell it, or that you will make a profit.

      Yah, but I figured that most people would realize that this _IS_ HP we are talking about here, they do not exactly have troubles offloading stock. . ..

      Secondly - "Internet companies suck, period." Where does this come from? It's kind of a throw away comment that you don't bother to backup or even explain. Are you saying that companies that label themselves as "dot-com" suck? Or that companies that sell intangibles (such as software) suck? Or something completely different?


      Ok how about this one;

      Companies that label themselves as "restructuring to become a global player in the internet based marketplace" without having any real idea as to WTF they are going to be doing;

      suck.

      ^_^


      What's that got to do with HP exactly???


      Oh, their new president/ceo/whatever position the recently aquired high level female PHB is occupying (not trying to be sexist, but hell it did make the news so when I say 'that female PHB who is now leading up HP' many people will know who I am talking about), was hired with 'that' job goal.

      Whatever that goal is exactly. . . .

      Well, besides a bunch of buzzwords thrown together. :)

    9. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Because it's no longer about making a profit - it's about growth.

      Of which I might add that CLOSING DOWN profitable sectors only reverses.

      If you are making X profit and you close down a Sector you are now making (X-S) profit (S being whatever amount of money the Sector was bringing into your company.)

      Which means you have just shrunk. . . .

  48. Not quite the HP way... by rusty0101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The HP Way, as I understand it was to give the employees of the company a free hand in deciding what products needed to be developed, and what parts were needed for those products. From the equipment they initially built and sold to the Walt Disney company, through their decision to let "The Woz" take his computer design with him as he left the company, they showed an interest in those products that they believed would be profitable, and letting engineers have a free hand to do what they wished, including leaving for greener pastures.

    While I am not sure that the new company will exhibit the same "Way", I do not see anything preventing new startups from using this method of operations.

    As I understand it, parts of this "Way" have been used in other companies. There has been much talk of the "Apple Way" which encourages people to try new things.

    We may never see another large company that works the way HP did. If so, I think the world will be a poorer place. On the other hand, as companies are looking into more and more Open Source projects, I suspect that the philosophy of Open Source will propigate into other parts of corporate operations.

    Then again, I could be wrong.

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  49. What I find interesting... by nortcele · · Score: 2, Informative


    is that several of my friends who work in the trench at HP were very much against the merger while another friend at HP (upper management and gets to ride in the plane with Carly) was for it. Don't know what that tells you, but there is a definite fragmentation between employees and management. Time will tell, but the fragmentation is hard to overcome.

    Second thing... Feel bad for the many good employees at Enron and Arthur who really had no say in the demise of their companies AND lost their jobs. I'd rather receive a call like the DEC emplyees did than spend endless nights awake wondering if/when/where the second shoe would drop. Just reaffirms the advice that everyone should have 3-6 months of expenses banked away. I finally got there and have never been sorry (well, I had some nagging thoughts during the dotcom stock craze about missed opportunity, but not now). No, it wasn't easy... but I sure sleep better.

    1. Re:What I find interesting... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Just reaffirms the advice that everyone should have 3-6 months of expenses banked away. I finally got there and have never been sorry (well, I had some nagging thoughts during the dotcom stock craze about missed opportunity, but not now). No, it wasn't easy... but I sure sleep better.

      I wish I would have done that when I was working. I used to have a great job, the peak of my career as a Unix Engineer. I've been unemployed for close to a year now after massive layoffs and from what it appears the whole industry expects you to suddenly have a masters degree and 10 years experience for the same price.

      Can't even get a freakin' job as a customer service representative now.

      Gang, if you have a job, love it. I did while I was working, and I still think back to that time. I had more confidence back then too... amazing what something like a good job with good people around you can do for you.

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  50. Exactly by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    We're an insidious virus infecting the unsuspecting legions of corporate proprietary software slaves. Mwuahahahahahaha!

    Seriously...it all goes back to memes. The open source meme > proprietary software meme. I wonder what kind of meme would displace open source...?

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    1. Re:Exactly by JonK · · Score: 1
      I wonder what kind of meme would displace open source...?

      The Quality Software meme - quality being something which the majority of the public really want, unlike Openness or Freeness which most of them couldn't give a rat's ass about.

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  51. Okay, something else then by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    "Honor" may be a bit too ideological.

    How about this? Shafting your employees and ripping a company up without a pretty clear, concise, and well-defined goal is a bad idea. You kill worker morale, you lose customer confidence, and you (as in any reorganization) are going to be losing money for a while. As a matter of fact, the only people that are likely to benefit from this merger *may* be the shareholders of HP (which I really, really doubt...Compaq is a godawful acquisition), and, of course, the execs, which get nice merger bonuses.

    Frankly, I think the entire idea of executive bonuses for execs in strategic decision-making positions should be tossed in the trash. It biases the exec to do a job that will make them money, not that will help the company. If the board of the directors wants to vote to give a specific person a nice fat bonus for something exceptional, great.

    1. Re:Okay, something else then by operagost · · Score: 2

      Sounds kinda like the Daimler-Chrysler merger. Just look at the results.

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    2. Re:Okay, something else then by acesfull · · Score: 2

      I hear that. I am an automotive engineer and have lived in the Detroit area my whole life. And Chrysler just seems GONE to me. No connection to the senior managment that turned the company around 10 or so years ago, no connection to the sweet Mopar products of the sixties. These mergers make the execs a lot of money (look at Eaton), but they leave us grunt-level employees with an uncertain future and very little sense of company pride or loyalty.

  52. Well well by Mongoose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the roadmap looks fine, since a lot of the HP desktop/mobile lines were crap compared to compaq. Look at the numbers -- people perfer the compaq lines -- and that's why a lot of the HP divisions are going to be trimmed.

    I only buy compaq notebooks lately, since they're easy to fix/upgrade/maintain if you get the right line. HP laptops? I never considered... I've tried half a dozen other OEMs for PC laptops, but never HP. It seems looking at the sells figures I wasn't alone.

    As for backend systems and consumer desktops it's not even close, Compaq is #1 b/c of their branding and deals with PoVs like rat shack. HP should've made better products at better price points. BTW I only use IBM for my workstations, sorry guys. I wouldn't mind a nice Proliant however if we weren't locked into Dell at work.

    I'm sorry Packard, but even Carly is right sometimes.

    1. Re:Well well by ewhac · · Score: 2

      HP laptops? I never considered... I've tried half a dozen other OEMs for PC laptops, but never HP. It seems looking at the sells figures I wasn't alone.

      I can't speak toward HP's more recent offerings, but the HP Omnibook 800CT I own is easily one of the most wonderful things I've ever had the privilege of owning. Sure, it's dog slow (166MHz Pentium) compared to more recent laptops, but it'll be a long time before I part with it.

      It's no one thing, but a bunch of small details that made me fall in love with the thing:

      • Built-in SCSI (being a SCSI bigot with lots of old drives, this was a nice plus),
      • Perfect "heft": not too heavy, not too thin or fragile (I'm always afraid I'm going to snap those ultra-thin Sony VAIOs in half),
      • Static RAM and a FET in the hard drive power line means you can leave the machine in Standby mode for a month before the battery needs recharging,
      • Honest-to-$(GOD) "Instant-On" feature (from Standby mode, press the power button; it's on now),
      • The hinge (actually a clutch) on the display stays where you leave it; the display doesn't spring or flex back when you let it go.

      The machine isn't perfect -- the keyboard is sticky, the display could be higher-res, and the BIOS "hiccups" occasionally -- but the number of things HP did right make it so gosh-darned nice that I'll probably still be holding on to it ten years from now.

      I had the privilege of meeting one of the designers of the machine. He says it was the last such machine HP designed in-house. Everything after that was farmed out to OEMs. Too bad; a machine like this with a modern CPU and display would rock.

      Schwab

  53. Let's lament the "old IBM" while we're at it by smagruder · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Let's get real here. Change happens. I'm a former IBMer who worked for that company before their big (and badly needed) changes in the 1990's. Do I lament the tons of dead wood IBM had on staff? Do I lament the socialist society IBM built within? Do I lament the multitudes of poor quality products IBM produced due to extremely poor management practices (and the aforementioned dead wood)? Of course not. The "HP Way" is dead. Who gives a shit?!?

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  54. Re:About Apple. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    Actually, he's been paid $1 for each year so far.

    But don't go giving him an altruism award anytime soon...I believe it was only last year that Apple gave him a private jet (quite a few millions), and recently that they gave him quite a few more millions in stock options. The $1 salary is a cute quote, but doesn't mean much.

  55. You know... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    HP was one of the few large tech corps that I did not hear or come face to face with it screwing over its customers. My only problem with HP was price. But, the damn things worked.

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  56. Original HP by mla_anderson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, from a historical point of view HP was a test and measurement company. They expanded into the clone market, but what they were respected for was still the test equipment.

    The real HP became Agilent a couple years ago. I heard that when preparing for the split HP determined that the PC portion of the business would not survive a name change (which means all they had to offer in competition was name recognition).

    HP is alive and well and out of reach of Carly, it's just known as Agilent now.

    (And no I don't work for HP, I work for a competitor.)

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    1. Re:Original HP by Guy+Harris · · Score: 3, Informative
      Well, from a historical point of view HP was a test and measurement company. They expanded into the clone market,

      Umm, if by "clone market" you mean the market of selling "IBM-compatible PC's", you left out a small step there, i.e. the step where they got into the computer business before there was a "clone market" (heck, before there were "IBM-compatible PC's").

      They had a line of 16-bit minicomputers dating back to the 1960's, and other lines of computers such as the HP 3000's, the original 68K-based UNIX boxes, and the PA-RISC boxes (running both UNIX and the MPE OS from the HP 3000's; they used, as I remember, binary-to-binary translation to allow both native 32-bit PA-RISC code and the old stack-based 16-bit HP 3000 code to run on the PA-RISC 3000's).

    2. Re:Original HP by RevCheswollen · · Score: 1


      Uh, Guy, you also left out a whompin' big step there, where they bought out Apollo because their own computers sucked wind outrageously.

      Then they threw out two operating systems with real potential and created the infamously horrible HP-UX, which is the lamest Unix on the market at the moment.

  57. Maybe they'll reverse-engineer themselves now by infinite9 · · Score: 2

    Maybe they can use that Compaq reverse-engineering know-how to get around those chips in teh HP inkjet cartridges.

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  58. Irony by Rhonwyn · · Score: 1

    How ironic is it to read the "Epitaph to HP" and have an HP ad right next to it?

  59. Summary by donutello · · Score: 2

    HP employees (not the company) helped save the Stanford theatre. Stanford theatre good. HP employees did good things. "HP Way" good is somehow inferred from that.

    HP merged with Compaq and changed the symbol. The old HP Way did good things. I don't think the HPQ way will be good because the HP way was.


    WTF? That made no sense at all. If HP employees did good things, presumably that should not change at all with the same employees working for pretty much the same company with a different stock symbol.

    This will probably get modded down as a troll by those who disagree - oh well, I'm karma capped anyway.

    Regardless of your opinion of whether the merger is a good thing or not, this letter is nothing but FUD. He spends a lot of time talking about how the Stanford theater is great and how great the old days were but completely fails to connect that to the merger or the name change being bad.

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  60. Who is our economy for? by snarfer · · Score: 1

    The HP/Compaq situation and the effect on the employees brings to mind one of my favorite questions:

    Who is our economy for, anyway?

  61. Re:Excuse me, by GSloop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What I see David Packard as crying over was NOT HIS dreams or needs, but the EMPLOYEES of HP.

    If he is right, HP will probably be a dying company. One that was great fun to work for from all accounts. It had upper-management that required respect for the employees and that rolled downhill...all the way to the lowest rungs of the company.

    As Eccl. in the bible says...
    I paraphrase.
    "It's all been done before. You'll never REALLY do anything new. But the one thing you can have some solace in...Your work. Do a good job, and take pride in it."

    HP allowed many to do that, while also working for someone else. That's a rare treat in todays mega-corp world.

    That's why we're sad to see HP change and the old way die. Perhaps it's inevitable, but still sad.

    Cheers!

  62. That "Stanford Theatre" site... by newerbob · · Score: 1
    ...that you linked to in the article appears to be an unnofficial site; at least the "faq" disclaims any connection to Stanford.

    It's interesting, though, that according to whois, the same guy who runs that web site, also owns this curious site . I wonder if David W. Packard has anything to do with the Mighty Oracle of Ya-hoot?

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  63. On the bright side... by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

    On the bright side of things, though, a lot of the testing equipment was taken over by Agilent when they split. Hopefully, if HP stops producing quality 80grand test equipment, Agilent will fill that gap. The thing that upsets me the most though, was that they simply dropped the calculator division!!! Their calculator division was profitable, and had excellent market penetration. What the heck were they thinking??!?

    1. Re:On the bright side... by dr_db · · Score: 1

      Apparently, windows XP didn't install on them, so Ms. Fiona had them killed. :-)

      Yeah, all their other stuff was very nice. Built by engineers to be used by like-minded technical staff, not sold in a drugstore.

  64. Sentimentality, Blue-light specials & hypocris by diabolus_in_america · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The reasons for the merger are pretty evident, if one looks closely at the leadership of both Compaq and HP. Both Cappellas and the now-infamous Fiorina would've been gone within a year from their respective positions, with nasty blackmarks on their resumes. No more multi-million dollar bonuses for them. No more being Wall Street darlings. These two who so easily and soullessly talk of tens of thousands of job cuts couldn't stand to possibility of being out on their keisters.

    So... two struggling companies with ineffective, clueless CEO's come to the only decision that'll keep them in a position of power for another year or so..


    "Hey, Mike... let's combine our companies!"
    "Great, Carly! What do you think our bonuses will be next year?"
    "Why, whatever we say they will be, darling! Hahahahah!"


    The deal was masqueraded in bunches of buzzwords and double-speak. They claimed it would allow them to leverage all sorts of synergies for their customers. Of course, they never told their customers exactly how the joining of two alike companies would be beneficial. We were just suppose to trust Carly and Mike that it would. They even tried to coax Wall Street's blessing by saying that the merger would allow them to (gasp!) compete with IBM and its Global Services Division! Goodness knows that was so very re-assuring to the thousands of HP customers who were left in the dark for months and who were lied to about the e3000 line of servers.


    "Don't worry about them cutting out the 3000 line!"
    "Why?"
    "Carly says HP can now compete with IBM!!"
    "We're saved!"


    So now, Compaq and HP shift from the HP Way to something more akin to the Woolworth Way, which goes something like this: let's sell as much crap as we can, as quickly as we can, before we go under!

    There have been a lot of Slashdotters comment negatively about David Packard's eulogy for the HP Way. I've seen numerous comments that say it's just a company, not a religion and other such rubbish. But for tens of thousands of HP employees, the HP Way was as much a part of their lives as religion. It gave them a sense of belonging, a sense of security and a sense of honor, all at the same time.

    This week, one man and one woman have succeeded in absolutely destroying the lives of tens of thousands of people, all in the name of corporate profits and non-sensical words like "synergy."

    Take a minute to respect that and to think about that, because a very unique and wonderful chapter in American business history was just closed.

  65. ok, so i'm late to this game by el_guapo · · Score: 1

    but i work at the "mergee" - and while at first it REALLY bugged me, now that it's over and me whining does no more good - i can look at it a bit more objectively. hp may have great people, but they lost money in all of their business divisions except printers (sorry, the calculators are gone). how can you be a big computer/services company if you only make money on printers? (and then a lot of it was on the cartridges and paper) compaq made money (albeit not much lately, but then NOONE is right now) in all of their business divisions, and had no printer division. if you line the 2 product lines up, they actually mesh VERY well. excepting the jornada and netserver, everything else meshes. hp has nothing to match a himilaya, for instance - and compaq has nothing to match an hp9000 (you can pretend big alpha's do, but businesses don't think so). on the software side the only "overlap" is tru64/hpux, and hpux is WAY more accepted by the market. the new hp has announced the new product line, but i don't see it on the web page so i'm not going to list it, but anyone knowledgable looking from the outside can see they mesh very well with a few exceptions.

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    1. Re:ok, so i'm late to this game by wolf- · · Score: 1

      I would say that the Jornada and the Ipaqs dont overlap completely. The Jornada has some nice entry level models that did not compete with the Ipaq directly.

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  66. Public versus Private by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

    If a company like HP wanted to preserve its "Way" forever, then it should have never gone public.

    The moment it did, it surrendered any right to completely control its destiny---trading it instead for a duty to preserve and enhance shareholder value. At that point, The HP Way survived only to the extent that it didn't conflict with that new, higher-priority goal.

    The problem is that the value of a stock is in its growth potential, not in its current value. Therefore the shareholders rightly demand not just that the company is profitable and maintains that, but that it becomes more profitable over time. A private company has no such requirement. If its owners are content with slow growth and rock-solid profit, it has no need to alter its strategy.

    Furthermore, even if the HP Way may have provided genuine long-term growth, most shareholders simply aren't that patient. And it's not the company's job dictacte how much "long term" is acceptable; it's the shareholder's job to dictate that to the company. Again, another vote in favor of private status---if the owners are willing to swallow some lean years, it is their prerogative.

    The HP Way, therefore, took its first step towards the grave at HP's IPO.

  67. ok, i found it - check it out by el_guapo · · Score: 1

    http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/newsroom/press/07may02b.h tm

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  68. Dura lex, sed lex by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2
    % sed lex
    sed: -e expression #1, char 2: Extra characters after command

    oh well.

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  69. Hewlett-Paq? Hewpaq? Compackard? Hewlett-Paqard? by Slashdolt · · Score: 2

    Pubiq Hacker?

    Or maybe they should get some new name that includes morphs of "paradigm", and "synergy", that make abosolutely no sense yet are trademarkable.

    I bet "Synerdigm" and "Parasys" and "Digmergy" are all already taken, though.

  70. You want to know what HP used to mean?? by SharpNose · · Score: 2, Informative

    Used to be, you turned to HP when you needed a transistor tester, a logic analyzer, a microcomputer with CRT display and built-in printer that you could hook up to a lot of other equipment but was small enough to carry under your arm, an oscilloscope, a precision function generator, the kind of calculator you needed when you were through "screwing around," a minicomputer to run avionics test systems - basically most everything you would need to design, build, and test complex electronic equipment.

    Now, you turn to HP when you want to buy a PC from a department store that runs a second-rate, security-compromised OS whose basic goal when you first turn it on appears to be to sell you stuff.

    1. Re:You want to know what HP used to mean?? by billstewart · · Score: 3, Informative
      The High Priced hardware was always rock-solid - the HP35 calculators weren't the only things you could accidentally run through a snowblower without damaging them. However, their equipment was often very proprietary and quirky in the way it did things, with as much Not Invented Here So We'll Build Our Own Deliberately Different Spec as anybody in the industry. Remember the HP-IL Interface Loop for talking to peripherals (competing with Appletalk)? Remember using HP-IB (the IEEE-488 Interface Bus stuff) as a way to connect all sorts of things together? (It was pretty cool for what it did, and actually did make sense in the test-equipment world, but as a computer interface it meant you had to buy all the peripherals from HP.)


      HP3000s were Really Funky Mainframe-like Things. The Unix-based machines ran HPUX, which was almost exactly like Unix, but had really bizarre ideas about how RS-232 should be dealt with, and I spent far too much of my career for a couple years haggling with it and with drivers for HP printers.

      On the other hand, remember when HP printers came with manuals that actually told you what the escape sequences were so you could do anything you wanted, not just 'how to tell Microsoft Products X/Y/Z that you have an HP printer?? That's because they were written by engineers for engineers, so you could actually understand what the equipment was doing and how to use it. Nobody writes manuals like that any more, unfortunately.

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    2. Re:You want to know what HP used to mean?? by John+Miles · · Score: 2

      Remember using HP-IB (the IEEE-488 Interface Bus stuff) as a way to connect all sorts of things together? (It was pretty cool for what it did, and actually did make sense in the test-equipment world, but as a computer interface it meant you had to buy all the peripherals from HP.)

      Good thing nobody told National Instruments.

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  71. Re:Sentimentality, Blue-light specials & hypoc by wolf- · · Score: 1

    Your corporate "way" isnt a religion until you have your own hymn book.

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  72. Close, but not quite... by Cutriss · · Score: 2

    lex is short for Lexical Analyzer. It's useful for developing grammars and languages, a la Chomsky and Greibach.

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  73. Trouble Started About Ten Years Ago by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1
    HP used to have engineers in the sales department for its minicomputers, etc. They would help the customers figure out what to buy, what connected to what, how to put together and order, how to check on when it was coming, how to modify the order while it was still in the works, etc. It was insanely complicated, but with engineers holding the customers hands, it was successful. Then, they decided that the market was too competitive to have engineers out selling. They cut out all the marketing engineers, but they didn't simplify the system. The customers were loyal, but they had one complaint, they couldn't figure out what to order, how to order it, when it would show up, or what else they would need. That was quite a blow to a successful business.

    That's about when they started with all this abrasive-in-the-toner crap and microchip in the ink ribbon kind of silliness. Any business that treats customers like captives instead of customers is circling the bowl. It may take a generation to go down the tube, but it will.

  74. R.I.P by man_ls · · Score: 3

    I have to say I was moderately touched...he doe seem right, a lot of the direction and focus isn't apparent any more since the merger. It's sad to see one of the founders of the computer industry being destroyed or changed beyond recognition.

  75. Re:Hewlett-Paq? Hewpaq? Compackard? Hewlett-Paqard by WeirdKid · · Score: 1

    Heh. A quick look over at the Internet Anagram Server took paradigm and synergy and came up with Spermy Dairy Gang.

    Do you think that's trademarked yet?

  76. The Stanford Theater (just barely on topic) by doom · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I just thought I throw in a bit of praise for what David Packard has done with the Stanford Theater. It's now the place to go to see classic hollywood movies in their natural environment... it's also one of the few improvements I can think of that took place in Palo Alto during the ten years that I lived there; the place was (and is) hemorrhaging what little character it had at a tremendous rate.

    (It's actually a serious criticism I've got of market forces these days: far from being an engine of diversity, they seem to be driving the United States toward a rather boring and bland monoculture. I look at changes in Palo Alto, and I can think of a dozen bad losses, and one gain, and that's the result of a non-profit organization...)

    But anyway, if you happen to be hanging on the Bay Area peninsula for any reason, definitely check out the Stanford Theater on University Ave. With any luck, you may get to see Edward Everett Horton and/or Eric Blore.

    (One complaint though: David Packard is a little too tasteful for my tastes. Silicon Valley needs more bad SF movies. I want to see a Roger Corman festival. )

  77. HP, DEC by drwho · · Score: 1

    People in Silicon Valley now feel the same way about HP as people in Boston felt about Digital when Compaq stole it. I am sure they see what happened to DEC, their respected competitor, and see the end of their institution looming.

    Honest, Competent technology companys are being abused by CEOs for their own short term gain. They fail to realize that they are being given a sacred trust, not a cash cow.

    Maybe it's time to start to look at the laws of the states these comapnies are incorporated in before sinking time and money into said company. Delaware gives management a lot of power, which is one of the reasons so many companys are incorporated there. Was HP? I don't know.

  78. Yes But... by lindsayt · · Score: 1

    Packard runs an historic theater, and Packard's placard was put up in that theater. It is arguable that to some degree it in fact *was* a speech about movie history, at least as it relates to the context of the HP Way - his point is that HP had such a strong sense of connection with the cultural world around it (as of 1987) that it wanted to restore an historic theater that dated from approximately the time of its founding. Packard's point was to connect the company and its ideals with the cultural ideals of the Stanford Theater, and to show that these values are now dead in HPQ.

    As such, I think the links to the movie information were relevant. It's not as though the poster were *forcing* you to follow the links; if you are not interested in cultural references outside the compu-tech world, don't follow them.

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    1. Re:Yes But... by m_evanchik · · Score: 2

      I don't think anyone was reading this post on slashdot because they were interested in movie history. If this was posted on a old-movie-buff website, I would more understand the links.

      It's true that one doesn't have to follow the links on the page. Nevertheless, they are still distracting. And they are distracting from the main point of interest for this audience: the change in the corporate culture of a pioneering tech firm.

      We wouldn't be interested in this speech if it weren't about the recent HP Compaq merger..

      Hyperlinking is a useful tool. And in this case it was used poorly.

      Packards remarks were clearly aimed criticizing the new HP Compaq. They are only incidentally connected to the old movies linked to in the post.

      Adding the links do nothing to help give additional meaning to Packard's remarks. It was a short and graceful speech that is marred with the hyperlinked transcription.

      I guess we can go back and forth on this for a long time. Could you tell me how any of those links actually helped in giving a better understanding to Packard's speech? Please be specific. If you can't, then I think it is fair to say that the links are useless, and worse, distracting.

    2. Re:Yes But... by lindsayt · · Score: 1

      your point is fair enough. I think it added value for those of us interested in following the links, and that it really wouldn't be that distracting to ignore them. Still, I see what you're saying, especially since the links were added to direct quotes, something which I concede could have an adverse affect on the original message packard was trying to make. I tell my students never to alter quotes unless they make it quite clear that the alterations were by them and not part of the author's original message.

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  79. A better customer focus? by sharkey · · Score: 2

    But it is hard to imagine that their leaders can invent something better than what they left behind.

    Maybe they'll rethink some of their "Fuck the printer customers" attitude and business practices.

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  80. All that's good about free-markets by sigemund · · Score: 1

    I concur with the other slashdot readers who say that HP has been on a downward spiral for a while now. However, this merger has become the final coffin nail for the "old" HP (old != bad).

    I am too young to remember the earlier days of HP -- the first memory I have of HP is my father's RPN calculator in the early 80s. I was too young at the time to remember now, but my parents tell me that while they were doing the taxes in 1981, I knocked a Coke over (I was 1!) and into the calculator. Needless to say, the calculator didn't work during that tax season. After a nominal fee, it returned perfectly fixed. Several years later, the keys had been so worn from use that they no longer had labels. HP replaced the entire keyset for free!

    The central theme with those HP experiences -- customer service and satisfaction. High-Quality products. The Free-Market Capitalist system is one that is supposed to reward the hardest workers, pave the way for high-quality products that consumers benefit from.

    HP represented all that is good about free-markets. It has the classic founding and success story -- 2 guys beginning in a garage, then becoming business successes. It has provided excellent products to its customers -- HP Printers, calculators, and other tools are world-reknown. Each product is associated with quality, innovation and reliability. The company grew at a steady pace and still provided great products. HP was loyal to its employees, and its employees were loyal to HP. Those who worked for HP were treated well. Customers were treated well. It was the kind of company that makes one think "I'd like to do business with them". It represented all that's good about free-markets and the capitalist system.

    This devolution of quality and integrity is nothing new -- rather, it is a condition that has existed across the board for years. Take a look at some of the GREAT audio manufacturers of the 1970s -- Marantz is still around, but it's product quality and excellence is nowhere near its former level, Pioneer is still doing well and has good stuff, but its products are not nearly what they once were, Akai no longer produces the excellent and sturdy products it once did, and Sansui has gone from a top-notch audio equipment manufactuer to a bargain-basement company that makes crappy TVs and audio "equipment" that gets re-branded to sell under a different crappy label. It's the devolution of capitalism -- GREAT products are the exception, not the norm. The 80s and 90s found products decrease in quality, but increasing in price.

    What we're witnessing is what's bad about free-markets. Companies have spent years building excellent customer relations only to see them disappear as the company devalues its product in order to increase profits. An excellent profit with great products and a solid customer base is no longer accepted. Profits need to be growing. The easiest way for companies like HP to do that is to decrease the product's quality: "Write printer drivers that are less-robust. No more padded cases with HP calculators. And lay off 5000 people this month. That'll keep our revenue growing and our share price up."

    At HP now, there are still many quality products. But there are also lots of mediocre, inferior products. Take the newer calculators for instance. I have an HP 48G - greatest calculator I've ever used -- sturdy, reliable, RPN (hurray!), and it has EXCELLENT features. The quality of construction is second to none. My brother just purchased a new HP graphing calculator for his highschool classes. I've never seen such a piece of junk. It seems to have a tendency to lock-up, requiring a "reset" by pressing three keys on the keypad. The documentation is no longer a 500 page manual, but more like a 10 page pamphlet. The casing is cheap, and the buttons no longer have "the HP feel". I would use a cheap grocery-store calculator over this POS any day of the week. Needless to say, he's looking at a TI-83 now.

    HP began because it capitalized on the good qualities of a free-market system. But it's spiraling downward because it has become trapped by the negatives of free market. It's too bad . . .

  81. acting out of altruism by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    Of course corporations don't act out of altruism. I'd disagree with your blanket statement that as a company grows, it's impossible for the company's leaders to care about employees. While the CEO isn't going to know the names of the stock clerks, there are plenty of successful large companies where the execs understand that loyalty runs both ways.

    The comment about the "next generation" taking over and losing touch is sort of humorous in that in the HP case, a second-generation family member was the one fighting against the merger.

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  82. ok, but in hindsight... by msouth · · Score: 2
    I was going to be cute and ask "...didn't they lose their Way the day they decided to go public?", but I went and let myself think about it. That always makes it take so much longer to post. It seems very unlikely to me that any company can sell its stock and keep its soul. I mean, _look_ at what the public is willing to
    • buy
    • vote for
    • watch on television
    • etc.

    in HUGE numbers!

    What do you think those very same people are going to do to your company after you give them control?

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  83. I just like saying Mighty Wurlitzer by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

    Agreed, props for the Stanford Theater.. I lived nearby (relatively speaking, normally I live several states away) one summer. Sometimes there were silent movies + live accompaniment, what could be more cool? I still keep their showtime listings bookmarked in case I spontaneously find myself in the area (sigh).

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  84. Total cost of ownership by driehuis · · Score: 2

    There is something fundamentally wrong with the market if you can buy a printer with ink cartridge for the same amount of money that buys you just a cartridge. For most users, TCO is dominated by the cost of cartridges.

    I'll leave it to the respective zealots to point out that this is what makes capitalism great or to point out that it sucks, I don't care.

    I'm just wondering how this market survives at these price points. All the consumer inkjet printers suffer from it do some degree, and I would not expect that to be sustainable.

    The only thing I really hold against HP is the way they squandered the Apollo name. HP manufactured printers that suck to the point they don't want their name on it get branded as Apollo, and back when HP acquired Apollo no one expected the name to be dragged through the mud that bad.

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  85. The HP Way was SODOMY AND THE LASH! by RevCheswollen · · Score: 1

    In HP's Avondale plant, HP hired huge numbers of staff as "temps" - that is, they kept these workers the maximum amount of time they could without paying any benefits, then laid 'em off, then re-hired 'em after the minimum time possible had passed.

    This was due to a court decision that basically said they couldn't keep people on staff forever and treat them like shit just by pretending they were "temps". The decision stipulated time frames, so HP used those time frames as guidelines for their systematic abuse of their workers.

    When HP eventually sold off the site it was discovered that they had been secretly polluting the local water table for years, and the whole area around the plant was contaminated with toxic waste.

    Check it out, it's all true. The HP these people are lamenting was just another nasty corporate criminal that this entire region was happy to see the last off.

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  86. Agilent by t_parker16 · · Score: 1

    I thought the "old" HP way was the new (continuing) Agilent way? No?

  87. HP vs Hewlett-Packard by PRickard · · Score: 2

    Anyone else notice that Hewlett-Packard Corp. no longer identifies itself as such? I purchased a printer in 1997, it said "[hp] Hewlett-Packard" on the lid. 1998-era scanners at work are branded the same way. Presario computers, laptops... The big ad at NASA mission control had the same logo: "[hp] Hewlett-Packard." Then Carly Fiorina came along and they spun off the company's good technical and inventive divisions and came up with a new ironic slogan, "invent." Now the company advertising and Web site is branded as "[hp] Invent." No Hewlett, no Packard. The new HPaq Web site says "The New HP" at the top and has that "[hp] Invent" logo. The old site said "Welcome to Hewlett-Packard" after the HP. The only clue that the company isn't named "HP" or "HP Invent" is in the copyright notice in small light text at the bottom of some pages (and nowhere on the homepage). Even the new stock symbol trashes that heritage - the W from Hewlett is tossed out for the Q from Crampaq. It's almost as if the company is ashamed of its name. Or the names of its founders. The whole thing is a huge slap in the faces of the Packard and Hewlett families and anyone who ever worked for the company or believed in The HP Way. This merger tosses the best of Digital Equipment Corp, Compaq, Tandem Computer, and Hewlett-Packard to the curb and leaves the worst aspects of all those organizations, then blends it all up with some terrible management into a shit milkshake and brands it all as "HP Invent." Absolutely disgraceful.

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  88. Re:Sentimentality, Blue-light specials & hypoc by Degrees · · Score: 1
    I think you got it right. Another way of putting it is that Cappelas and Fiorina found a way to create Envelope 2.5 in the classic Three Envelopes joke regarding incompetent management.

    It is sad, really. They were once a great company.

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  89. Storm Technologies... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 2

    This reminds me of my own scanner, the last one made by a forgotten scanner company called Storm Technologies. See, they made scanners, and only scanners--the highest-quality consumer-level scanners in the business at the time. They were innovative, anjd on their last model they even included an RCA video input for people to capture still images from their camcorders or VCRs, right alongside the flatbed scanner. 36-bit color when most people were still below that. They even invented an incredible de-interlacing algorithm which made images looki far smoother than even the de-interlace algorithm in Adobe Photoshop does today, for when people captured stills from video. And their scanners were the first consumer-level ones to use good CCD technology.

    They went out of business because the Asian companies were dumping cheap no-name scanners into the marketplace, such that overnight the ImageStudio VF scanner from Storm went from being a technological marvel priced affordably at $250 minus $50 rebate, to something that looked less attractive when sitting next to a $49.95 no-name scanner that listed a similar resolution but certainly couldn't live up to the same image quality.

    That's what killed HP's reputation. They had to compete with no-names in the consumer space--the average person wouldn't know the difference between a good-quality HP machine for $2000 and a crappy eMachine for $569. Likewise, the $69.95 no-name printer looks the same to most people as the $250 HP printer. Consequently, compromises were made. Unfortunately for HP's reputation, a few too many compromises were made. They were never as bad as Compaq or that bastard brand Packard-Bell, but they weren't up to the sterling reputation HP had earned in earlier years, before having to lower standards to compete in the consumer space.

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  90. If only it were that easy by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    Unfortunately, the bloodsucking capitalists have capital. And at a certain point in the lifecycle of any successful company, it's very, very difficult to grow unless you raise substancial capital.

    It's not as easy as just plowing your revenues back into investment, either, because to do something like build a factory, or create an industrial park, or whatever it is you need to create the next big product, can cost millions and millions of dollars. But unless you make that leap, the company will never be able to progress to the next level.

    Also, taking a company public doesn't just make fat cats fatter. Thousands of people and institutions made a heap of money by investing in HP on the stock market over the years. Going public actually spreads the earnings around far more than keeping a company private.

    Ultimately it's almost impossible for an entrepreneur to hold onto the reins of a company forever, while still building the company into an entity that can compete on a national and global scale.

    So it appears that Hewlett and Packard made their decision, to grow the company and forgo absolute control over its culture and direction. And somewhere along the line, their successors decided to take another path.

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  91. Hewlett Paquard ate the poison by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Compaq killed DEC, their desktop machines melt on command, and now they're gunna mediocrify hp as well. Evolution in action. Yay. :-P

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  92. A strong brand squandered by dunstan · · Score: 2

    I had a HP 35 calculator. One afternoon it fell out of my bike carrier into the road - before I could retrieve it a car had driven over it. I was really annoyed with myself. I took it out of its case to inspect the wreckage and found my calculator - with a small crack in the plastic on one corner - working fine.

    More to the point, when my nephew was born he had a serious problem with his respiration, and spent the first fortnight of his life in an oxygen tent. Attached to his chest were sensors with "Hewlett Packard" on them, connected to a rack of instruments with "Hewlett Packard" on them. I'm glad that these instruments are still being made by Agilent, but why-oh-why-oh-why did HP get rid of the part of their business which gave people a warm fuzzy feeling - and which represented excellence?

    Dunstan

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  93. Good news/Bad News by krenn · · Score: 1

    First the bad news for my fellow HP employees (I'm an ex Digital ex Compaq employee now HP). The business world has gotten nasty in the last 10-15 years. Lifetime employment is gone, you had just been sheltered from this change a little longer than the rest of us. The world changes more quickly now and a company that isn't agile is in trouble. This ride is NOT going to be real fun for a while. I've been there, done that got the t-shirt with the acquisition of Digital.

    Now the good news. When Compaq bought Digital they were 20K people and we were ~80K. Most of the people you're getting in Services and the Northeast are Dec/Digital folks. We're a heck of a lot more like HP than you think. Most of us still live by Ken Olsen's old motto "Do the Right thing". That's our culture, its been suppressed for a while, but even several years of Compaq couldn't kill it.

    Looking at the folks I've been meeting from the HP side this looks like it might be the beginning of something very interesting if we can keep it stuck together for a bit and we all stop crying in our beers and act.