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Snort Creator Makes Good
Anonymous Coward writes: "Robin Miller, aka Roblimo, has written a great analysis of one of the first Open Source companies to be profitable before their IPO, Sourcefire! In this 'local boy makes good', we read about Team Fortress-playing programmer Marty Roesch, who writes Snort to beat his online gaming addiction. Now Snort is one of the most successful Intrusion Detection Systems out there and Marty's start-up is going gangbusters. Robin explains how Marty's company started in his basement (like Apple's garage), got profitable, then got venture capital in a time when everyone swears there is no venture. Marty even offers jobs at Sourcefire for the Slashdot crowd, 'Linux zealots, Open Source gurus, self-starters who are self motivating so I can just turn them loose...'"
for Donkeyhote.
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very strange indeed.
props to all dead jews
CLIT SUCKS!!!
Don't click on that link!!! It's actually a goat mirror!
I work with the stupidest man alive. His last name is Sloan and I hope someone pushes a button and he disappears. He can't do anything correctly, if he even tries to do any work at all. He can't be fired because he's marrying another person who works here and it would be an awkward situation. I can only hope a truck runs him over.
Clicked on Careers and don't see anything for Linux zealots...
Technical Writer and Marketing Manager don't quite fit the bill.
Am I looking in the wrong place?
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...and thought it was "Snort Creator Makes God".
I was like, whoa, cool...
Can it still detect intrusions when its being hit by an infinite number of open source monkeys?
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So is he some kind of drug dealer?
Should be intersting to see how long it will take for them to patent things and start sueing, or start sueing for trademarks, or conversly get sued for the like. Its the Internet effect.
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It's good to see people who are making a difference in the open source world and not just criticize it!
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I accept this FP in my name, this is indeed a great honor and one I won't soon forget. I would like to thank the Trolling Community!
Remember the faceless trolls that have waged war in the name of a better tomorrow! I dedicate this great honor in thier names!
Turd For Trolls - www.trollaxor.com
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With a name like snort he is probably making a bunch of money off of people who think they're buying some cocaine.
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Did I miss anything?
"You're just scared like a little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot!"
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I'm sure some of you would prefer the Windows version of Snort, put together by Silicon defense.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
Isn't that QuakeTF not HalfLife TF, which is a horrible conversion and not anywhere near the greatness of the original?
Use Microsoft products! Do YOUR part to fight Terrorism!
Linux zealots, Open Source gurus, self-starters who are self motivating so I can just turn them loose...
...are actually off doing something interesting, rather than spending their time fucking about on Slashdot.
--saint
Who are you to stand up and say that?
I don't see you making any positive contributions to the open source community.
You should shut your mouth until you understand what the hell is going on, otherwise you'll look like an idiot.
Not really surprised...you had to state that he's offering jobs, didn't you?
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Project Faustus My programming had attuned itself to their foul presence too late Now I was a prisoner of the very thing I had sworn to destroy I had envisioned breaking through the Projects network by a combination of CONSCIOUSNESSTRANSFER and my deceitful imitation of human protocolit seems that this vision would not merge with reality Cora was never out of my immediate memory She had disappeared apparently leaving me without a care I attempted to calculate her intentions but my functions kept returning conflicting informationI could draw no conclusion I observed my captors searching for clues of their intentions The vehicle slowed as the shadow of a massive building stretched over us Manipulating my head towards the cars window I could perceive the dimensions of a large threedimensional rectangle the standard shape for large human dwellings Yet something about this particular edifice seemed quite particulareven familiar What have we got here said a voice outside the car Security clearance 4 were taking him downstairs replied the driver The vehicle snaked downward A command surfaced from deep within my digital recesses CLOSE YOUR EYES I disabled my visual input mechanisms as the vehicle snaked downward My spatial perceptions reported the slow angled descent of a corkscrew Somehow I knew each slight turn and brake of this pathbut how The memory would play across my CONSCIOUSNESSBUFFER but it was missing proper referencesperhaps isolated from the rest of my being The host geeks brain churned as I utilized his synapses Were these familiarities a part of my past Had they strayed from the host geeks memories Perhaps they were other memoriesabsorbed from someone elseThe vehicle stopped The host geeks skin contracted in response to the temperaturemuch colder than the San Antonio summer happening far above The cold merged with the taste of stale air and the panaromic grey of the parking garage The blueclad men nudged me into an elevator without a sound They pushed me into a white room without windows and shut the door saying nothing I sat on the chair in the middle of the room for some time I cycled idly attempting to probe through my consciousness and determine where the memories of this place had come from Suddenly the door opened To my horror Dr Salchica entered flanked by two silent men in suits At that moment I wished to touch Dr Salchicabut not in the way I had been touched by Cora No I wished to push or press himsomething The men must have noticed my feeling as they fastened their arms around me spinning the chair even closer to Salchica They finally caught up to you did they said Dr Salchica I guess the threat is over You are a member of Project Faustus My host geeks knowledge of you was incomplete The two men fastened their arms to me moreI struggled Im not really a member of the Project But you told me about themand I knew that they were the only way to stop you I called one of my old Army buddies he called somebodyand I was put in touch with them Project Faustus is dedicated to enslaving humanity I replied Despite being a very sophisticated artificial beingyoure still very wrong said Salchica Since I turned you in I have been given access to their archives Wonderful wonderful knowledge From a purely academic standpoint this stuff is fascinating Youll get sick of it soon enough a voice I knew It reverberated through the empty roomanother isolated memory Confusion taxed my processes Hello said the voice and I saw the man who spoke it His face was etched with lines that reached almost to the top of his bald head a perfect oval The only hair I could detect was two right angles of whiteness intersecting on his nasallabial trough His dress was less formal than the othersa multicolored buttondown shirt blue jeans and a belt with a large shiny oval in the middle Names Bubba Finn I reckon I worked on most of the code that makes you up The heavy inflections of his voice suggested a regional accentafter a moment I realized the man was speaking to me His shoulders and his mouth both took parabolic shapes like inverted Us Grey eyes stared at particulate matter on the floor as he began to speak again We gotta put ya back in the computer see what youve been upta and such Finn indicated a piece of the wall which whirred as it revealed a computer terminal I felt the solidifying feeling of my digital consciousness being dragged together from its weblike perch in my host geeks brain Bubba you will let me examine him along with you Nolverto Salchicas tone was jovial and cajoling I didnt get much of a chance to do tests on him before and Nope Gunna work on im alone mumbledrawled Finn Boss gets the human kid I get the ATM Well your background is neurology primarily is it not Finn You dont really know how to program in any modern languages do you Ive got that expertise And besides if Guy were alive I think hed I could almost hear Finns eyes blink with disbelief You didnt know shit about Guy bristled Finn Then looking back at the floor he mumbled apologetically I guess no one didFinns voice echoed for 03242901 seconds and then I perceived a plastic clicking noisethe nothingness spilled back into my CONSCIOUSNESSBUFFER I was back in the electronic ether I was inside Project Faustus
Many of the 9/11 attackers regularly met on QuakeTF servers in order to plot thier horrible attacks.
Details Here: 911attacks.com
The snort creator has also been linked to the 9/11 tragedy, his company funding and providing jobs for the terrorists while in the U.S.
Details Here: NewsWeek
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Venture capitalists are not in for the long run, they want to capitalize their investments in the mid term. Quite some companies went bankrupt or got in difficulties after external money and the demand for quick market grab came in and drove solid growth strategy out. Look at SuSE for an example from the Linux world.
Disclaimer: I'm owner and CEO of a (privately held, incorporated) company. We still make profits, even in this harsh market, because we didn't join the hype train, but brought solid add-on value to our customers. I wish Marty Roesch luck in choosing his business strategy...
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People don't write Manifestos any more -- what's going on in this world? [Frank Zappa]
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Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer Wizard
.INF file and the
.INF file and the "Have Disk..." option. These drivers and the behaviors that they exhibit are listed below, along with directions to install these drivers properly.
v 02.00
Table of Contents
1. Overview
2. DHCP
3. DNS
4. IP Address Support
5. Suggest IP Address (Autonet)
6. NetWare Support
a. Supported Versions
b. NDS Multiple Tree Support
c. NetWare 5 Support
d. No Novell Print Path
e. No NDS volumes
f. Support for NDS localities
7. Device Discovery
a. Gateway
b. Multi-homed Machines
c. 0.0.0.0 IP Addresses
d. Class A Subnet Masks
8. Driver Support
a. License Acceptance
b. Have Disk Support
c. HP Driver Updates
9. IPX Port Monitor and Data Corruption
10. Printer Names
11. Printer Share Name
12. Error Messages
13. Known Problems Installing HP Printer Drivers Under Windows 95/98
14. Known Problems Installing HP Printer Drivers Under Windows NT 4.0
1. Overview
This Read Me file contains last-minute product information for the Hewlett-Packard
Install Network Printer wizard for Windows 95/ 98 and Windows NT.
2. DHCP
If you try to change just the subnet mask on an HP JetDirect print server that has
been configured via DHCP, you will get an error message while using the Hewlett-Packard
Install Network Printer wizard. Once a JetDirect print server has been manually
configured, it will store the IP address, subnet mask and default gateway statically
instead of trying to obtain them dynamically. Allowing a static change only to the
subnet mask would cause DHCP-configured IP conflicts in the future. For more information
on this subject, see the HP JetDirect documentation.
3. DNS
In a DNS environment, the Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer wizard will
automatically set up the port with the host name rather than the IP address. If you have
a DNS environment that allows Host lookup by IP, but not the reverse lookup, the printer
will never print a page. We consider this environment to be an invalid DNS environment.
To fix the port without changing the DNS environment, view Properties for the printer.
Select the ports tab. Select the port that is in use for that printer. Click Configure
Port. Change the host name to the correct IP address.
4. IP Address Support
Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer Wizard do not support class D IP address. Class D IP
addresses are those addresses with the form of 224.xx.yy.zz
All addresses of the form 127.xx.yy.zz are reserved for loopback testing. They are not valid IP
to be used to configure device on the network.
5. Suggest IP Address (Autonet)
The algorithm for obtaining the IP address for the "Suggest Settings..." button is
derived from the Internet Draft DHC-IPV4-AUTOCONFIG by R. Troll entitled "Automatically
Choosing an IP Address in an Ad-Hoc IPv4 Network". The algorithm for generating the IP
address is to randomly generate an address in the 169.254.x.x reserved address range,
then determine if it is in use on the network. If it is in use, generate another address
in the range. Repeat until an address is generated that is not in use. The resulting
address is not intended for use on the Internet. Microsoft uses a similar scheme for
determining an IP address on Windows 98 and Windows 2000 when the system is in an environment
that doesn't have a DHCP or bootp server, and the system is configured to dynamically
determine and IP address.
6. NetWare Support
a. Supported Versions
The supported versions of NetWare are: 3.11, 3.12, 3.2, 4.11, 4.2. For Novell
queue creation, you must be logged into a Novell bindery or NDS server using a Novell
supplied client requester. See www.novell.com for client updates.
b. NDS Multiple Tree Support
The Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer wizard only provides support for the NDS
tree the user is currently logged into. If a different tree is desired you must quit
the application, change your login to the desired tree and rerun the application.
c. NetWare 5.0 Support
If NetWare 5 is configured for IPX, and an IPX connection is being used on the client,
the Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer Wizard can be used to create an NDS print
queue. If NetWare 5 is configured for TCP/IP and a TCP/IP connection is being used on
the client, the Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer wizard can be used to create
an IP print path. If the client on which the application is being run has an IPX
connection to the NetWare 5 server, and the client is logged in, an NDS queue server
print path will be recommended. If IPX is not in use but TCP/IP is, a TCP/IP print
path will be recommended. In order to create NDS queues, an IPX connection with a
login must be present.
d. No Novell Print Path
The Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer wizard relies upon several DLLs that ship
with the Novell Client for 95 and NT. The application will look for these DLLs and
the associated entry points within them. If any of the necessary DLLs are missing,
or if they do not have the needed entry points (perhaps an old version), a Novell
print path will not be available although other supported print paths will be. If a
Novell print path is not available when you think one should be, try upgrading your
Novell client software to a newer version.
e. No NDS volumes shown in NetWare 4.11
There is a known problem reading the list of available NDS volumes in NetWare 4.11 with
service pack prior to version 7. This problem has been seen in cases were the user
logs into an NDS context that is at a lower level than the available volumes. The solution
is to install the NetWare 4 Support Pack 7 or upgrade to NetWare 4.2.
f. Support for NDS localities
The Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer Wizard cannot recognize localities in the
NDS context.
7. Device Discovery
a. Gateway
Discovery performance will be very slow if your client PC does not have a gateway
configured. To configure a gateway, choose "Network" in the Control Panel, and then
look at Properties for the TCP/IP protocol. An input should appear for entering a
gateway address. See the online help for a more information on TCP/IP and gateways.
b. Multi-homed Machines
Multi-homed machines are not supported. In a multi-homed machine, it is not possible
to distinguish between multiple devices with the same IP address. A multi-homed
machine is a computer with more than one network connection. It is possible for two
or more devices on different networks to have the same IP address. A multi-homed
machine would see both devices and there would be no guarantee that you are
configuring the correct device. In this case, either disable all but the correct
network card, or configure the HP JetDirect print server from another PC that is on
the correct network and has only one network card. This problem may also occur on
PCs that contains both a network card and a dial-up adapter.
c. 0.0.0.0 IP Addresses
Assuming that an IP address is not assigned, a JetDirect-connected printer will have
an IP address of "0.0.0.0" for approximately 2 minutes after a factory reset. After
2 minutes the IP address will automatically be assigned "192.0.0.192". Attempts to
configure a "0.0.0.0" device through an IP print path will fail. You must wait until
the HP JetDirect device has a non-zero IP address before attempting to configure it.
d. Class A Subnet Masks
If the machine running the Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer wizard has an IP
subnet mask of "255.0.0.0" (which is known as a "Class A" subnet mask), device
discovery will suffer a significant performance degradation. To improve discovery
performance you must change your subnet mask to a non-Class A subnet mask.
8. Driver Support
a. License Support
Some drivers require the acceptance of a license. When installing a driver, if a
dialog appears that requests acceptance of a license, you must approve the license
before the application will continue. Failure to approve the license will result in
the application hanging.
b. Have Disk Support
To support new printers or drivers, the "Have Disk" button can be utilized during
driver installation. For the "Have Disk" functionality to work, the media must
contain an "inf" file (e.g. filename.inf). Some driver updates available on the
World Wide Web are in the form of self-extracting archives and are not in a format
that "Have Disk" can utilize. In this case, install the driver before running the
Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer wizard.
c. HP Driver Updates
Hewlett-Packard driver updates can be found on the World Wide Web at:
www.hp.com/go/support
NOTE: This URL is subject to change.
9. IPX Port Monitor and Data Corruption
Some printers may experience data corruption when used with the Hewlett-Packard IPX
Port monitor under Windows NT. These errors may be corrected either by installing an
appropriate hot fix for NT or by installing Service Pack 4 from Microsoft.
10. Printer Names
When naming a printer within the Hewlett-Packard Install Network Printer wizard you
must enter a name in English that conforms to the Microsoft Printer Naming rules
(i.e. what would be accepted in the Microsoft Add Printer wizard). If a localized name
is required, assign the printer name in English and finish the install. Then open the
printer folder from the Control Panel and select the desired printer. Select "Rename"
from the File menu and rename the printer with a localized name.
11. Printer Share Name
Spaces are not allowed for naming printer shared name.
12. Error Messages
Error writing to for : The system cannot write to the specified file.
This error message may appear when attempting to print a test page or during regular
use. It usually means the printer is out of paper or unavailable. Check the printer
and make sure it is plugged in, has paper, etc. If you were running the Hewlett-Packard
Install Network Printer wizard when this occurred, there is no need to rerun the
application. Simply locate the printer in the printer folder and right mouse click on
it. Choose "Properties" and select to print a test page. If you have corrected the
error condition, a test page should now print.
Driver cannot install. Must run printer's setup program.
When installing certain HP printers (see tables below under #11 and #12), the Hewlett-Packard
Install Network Printer wizard may not be able to install the driver. You will receive an
error message stating that you need to run the printer's setup program. The Hewlett-Packard
Install Network Printer wizard may create the printer in the printer's folder despite this error.
The installed printer will not function properly. After the wizard exits, run the setup
program that comes with the printer. You may have to identify the printer as existing on a
local port such as LPT1. Install the printer using this setup program. Now delete both
printers from the printer folder (the printer created by the HP wizard and the printer created
by the printer's setup program). Run the HP wizard a second time. This time choose existing
drivers. You will see two similar printer strings. One will be from the first HP wizard
install and one from the printer's setup install. Choose one. If the wizard exists
successfully you chose the proper driver. If the installation fails, rerun the wizard and
this time choose the other driver. Finally, check to make sure the printer created is the
default printer. This can be accomplished by right mouse clicking on the printer in the
printer's folder and seeing if "Set As Default" is checked.
13. Known Problems Installing HP Printer Drivers Under Windows 95/98
Some HP printer drivers do not install correctly using the printer
"Have Disk..." option. These drivers and the behaviors that they exhibit are listed
below, along with directions to install these drivers properly.
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 8100
Behavior: PCL 6 driver will not install. The user will receive a "Spool 32" error.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the PCL 6 driver.
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 8000
Behavior: PCL 6 driver will not install. The user will receive a "Spool 32" error.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the PCL 6 driver.
Printer Model: HP Mopier 320
Behavior: PCL 6 driver will not install. The user will receive an error message telling them
to run the setup program that came with this printer, and then to run the printer
installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the PCL 6 driver.
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 4050
Behavior: PCL 5e driver will not install. The user will receive an error message telling them
to run the setup program that came with this printer, and then to run the printer
installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the PCL 5e driver.
Printer Model: HP Color LaserJet 4500
Behavior: Postscript driver will not install. The user will receive an error message telling
them to run the setup program that came with this printer, and then to run the
printer installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the Postscript
driver.
Printer Model: HP DeskJet 2500C
Behavior: The DeskJet 2500C driver will not install. The user will receive an error message
telling them to run the setup program that came with this printer, and then to run
the printer installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the driver.
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 5M
Behavior: The following drivers will not install properly: PCL Standard, PCL Enhanced,
Postscript. The user will receive an error message telling them to run the setup
program that came with this printer, and then to run the printer installer again.
Solution:
The drivers for the HP LaserJet 5M can not be installed with the "Install Network
Printer Wizard." Please use JetAdmin or Web JetAdmin to install this printer and drivers.
Printer Model: HP Color LaserJet
Behavior: The following drivers will not install properly: HP Color LaserJet, HP Color LaserJet
5/5M (CLJ5FR), HP Color LaserJet 5/5M (HP). The user will receive an error message
telling them to run the setup program that came with this printer, and then to run
the printer installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the driver.
Printer Model: HP Color LaserJet 5
Behavior: The following drivers will not install properly: HP Color LaserJet, HP Color LaserJet
5/5M (CLJ5FR), HP Color LaserJet 5/5M (HP), HP Color LaserJet 5/5M Postscript. The
user will receive an error message telling them to run the setup program that came
with this printer, and then to run the printer installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the driver.
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 6P
Behavior: The following drivers will not install properly: PCL Standard, PCL Enhanced,
Postscript. The user will receive an error message telling them to run the setup
program that came with this printer, and then to run the printer installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the driver.
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 6L
Behavior: The PCL Standard will not install properly. The user will receive an error message
telling them to run the setup program that came with this printer, and then to run
the printer installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the driver.
Printer Model: HP OfficeJet Pro 1170C
Behavior: The OfficeJet Pro 1170C driver will not install properly. The user will receive an
error message telling them to run the setup program that came with this printer, and
then to run the printer installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the file Setup.exe that came with the printer driver to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the driver.
Printer Model: HP DeskJet 1120
Behavior: There is a port monitor error right after installing the printer. The printer supplied
driver is not supported
Solution:
1. Run the Setup.exe that came with the printer to install the driver.
2. Run the "Install Network Printer Wizard" to install the printer with the driver.
14. Known Problems Installing HP Printer Drivers Under Windows NT 4.0
Some HP printer drivers do not install correctly using the printer
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 8100
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 PCL 6 client driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually.
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 5000
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 PCL 5 client driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 4050
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 PCL 5 and PCL 6
client drivers.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 2100
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 PCL and Poscript
client drivers.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP Laser Jet 6L
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 Postcript client
driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP Laser Jet 5P
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 Postcript client
driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP Laser Jet 5L
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 Postcript client
driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP Laser Jet 5
Behavior: Driver will not install. The user will receive an error message telling them to run
the setup program that came with this printer, and then to run the printer installer
again.
Solution:
1. Run the Setup.exe that came with the printer to install the driver.
Printer Model: HP LaserJet 5Si Mopier
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 client driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP DeskJet 895C
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 client driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP DeskJet 890
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 client driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP DeskJet 870
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 client driver.
Solution:
1. Windows 95/98 client connecting to the Windows NT shared printer must install driver
manually
Printer Model: HP DeskJet 2000C
Behavior: Driver will not install. The user will receive an error message telling them
to run the setup program that came with this printer, and then to run the printer
installer again.
Solution:
1. Run the Setup.exe that came with the printer to install the driver.
Printer Model: HP DeskJet 2500C
Behavior: Windows NT 4.0 shared printers cannot install the Windows 95/98 client driver.
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Printer Model: HP OfficeJet Pro 1170C
Behavior: No inf file that describe printer drivers.
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Printer Model: HP CopyJet
Behavior: No inf file that describe printer drivers.
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-- You are such a fucking fag
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Clicked on Careers and don't see anything for Linux zealots... I was like, whoa, cool...Am I looking in the wrong place? Misread the headline...and thought it was "Snort Creator Makes God". Should be intersting to see how long it will take for them to patent things and start sueing, or start sueing for trademarks, or conversly get sued for the like. Its the Internet effect. It's good to see people who are making a difference in the wrong place? Can it still detect intrusions when its being hit by an infinite number of open source world and not just criticize it! With a name like snort he is probably making a difference in the wrong place? Should be intersting to see people who think they're buying some cocaine.
While at a conference a few weeks back, I spent an interesting evening with a grain of salt.
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This "take in more money than you spend" concept is a little hard to grasp at first, but the more you think about it, the more sense it makes, at least in a fuddy-duddy, "old economy" kind of way.
As much as I sincerely want to believe that this is attempting to be witty, it's far too close to the *cough*VALinux*cough* truth *cough*Amazon*cough* coming from an OSDN employee.
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Like my pappy used to say: "Too many intrusion detection rules spoils the speed of your website."
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First go read the newsforge article.... Okay, the joke is:
Step one: develop open source software
Step two: mumble, mumble
Step three: profit!
Now, it seems that step two is revealed. It's actually a few steps. Now, for the first time ever:
Step two (a): Come up with (proprietary) tools that make the basic (GPL) Snort code easy to understand and use for non-technical managers.
Step two (b): Load Snort and the additional tools into a box, and sell the box as a complete solution, instead of just selling software.
It's been said before that there is no incentive to make OSS easy to use. Here (and elsewhere) is the proof. Make it hard to use. Release it. BUT, make the config tools easy to use, IF you pay for them.
I'm not slagging the guy, he's gotta eat. But it is another notch in the belt for those who are cynical about OSS and business.
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
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of the thousand trolls war!
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open source is dead. who cares.. back to Windows for me
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that's what sendmail does as well isn't it? That program is god awful to use, but if you have their 'tools' then it is supposed to be much ,much more managable.
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Slashdot effect burns down sourcefire.com. :-)
Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
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I have not seen such a high level of crapflooding and trolling in a long time. Good job.
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I thought at first that it said "Snot Creator".
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Damn those fat ass flash and and gif shitz i need a browser that can dump gifs and pngs but go jpgs
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If he was profitable, why did he ever jump in bed with the mob.
Wait a couple of years for your Porche.
Venture Capatlists are the new name for loan sharks, and silent partners. They don't use guns or violence, either, they use something different, called lawyers, due dilligence suits, and a board of directors that just up and fire you (likening it to Apple yet again).
Don't sell any of your company, unless it is privately (to friends/co-workers that believe in your vision), until you are ready to leave.
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Here's the tool, here's all the manuals, etc. we'll sell you:
Training
Onsite/offsite support
Consulting
All good and fine, until you IPO and require a profit and your customer base dries up, due to downturns in their revenues or they just get all cheap on you and then expect you to be around upgrading the software and able to bail them out when something goes wrong.
Maybe sell insurance policies?
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
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I can post my trolls and flamebait without having it immediately moded down as such.
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This has nothing to do with Michael Sims and how he hijacked the censorware project... He is nothing more than a terrorist... 'nuff said
What happened to the Censorware Project?
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Nah, they are still waiting on Blow.
Click here or here.
decimates slashdot -- film at 11
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..I prefer Snood to Good any day!
Posting as directed.
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Oh man, you HAD to mention that he was hiring. Instantly slashdotted.
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that the flood scipt is cranking along at about one post every 10 seconds -- most impressive
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I hope it still sounds great 12 months or so after the IPO.
...and can we get him to join the CLIT?
There's a Mercedes gap too. I want one and can't afford one, but it's not government's job to do anything about it.
the fireworks going off early on slashdot but I can't I really need to be on my way now.
Those jobs sound rubbish. Where is the Zealot job??
Wow, the trolls are sure heavy tonight!
This might be a record!
i was thinking......
/. doesnt ever get slashdotted???
why is it that
irc.WEBMASTER.COM
#TROLLS
troll away!!!!
and fuck j00!
This story is totally fiction but who know's it could come true !
Our story begin with Cmdr Taco and Judy. Cmdr Taco is a lawyer who works for a major law firm. Judy is a computer programmer who works for a software company.
One day while Judy was in a chat room she got a instant message from Cmdr Taco. He starCmdr Taco to talk about how he has always been into computers. Before he became a lawyer he had studied computer science. He was very much into computers like Judy was and they both just love chatting with each other.
They enjoyed each others company so much and have so much in common they could had chatCmdr Taco forever. A few months past. One night while Cmdr Taco and Judy were into a very romantic chat. Cmdr Taco brought up the subject of cybersex. Judy was surprise by this.
She had heard about it and was very curious. She thought how could anybody get anything from doing this. It's only words, But I would love to try it once. That night Cmdr Taco and Judy had very intense cybersex. The words they used were very hot.
Maybe too hot. There's words are too hot to say in this story.
This story is only raCmdr Taco at pg-13.
One day while Judy was reading her e-mail she notice a letter that was from Jat. She thought to herself I've never knew anybody with that name. She open the letter and starCmdr Taco to read it. All the words in the letter were misspelled. It's looked like somebody very young had written it. She answered the letter by saying I don't know you, do I
She finish by clicking on send and she got a error, it said This member address is invalid. What is going on here ? She said out loud. She thought to herself somebody is playing a game with me or something. During their next chat she told Cmdr Taco about it. Thats very strange, I got the same e-mail myself. He remarks.
They wondered who in the world could be playing games with us. Do we know any of the same people that would do something like this ? He asks Judy. Somebody is just playing with us Cmdr Taco, don't worry about it. I agree with you Judy and they continued with there chat.
A few weeks later Judy got a instant message from that same person Jat. She could not figure out what the message said because the message had too many spelling mistakes. She answered that instant message by saying Who are you ?. There was not any response to her answer. The next night Cmdr Taco got a instant message which was from Jat. He could not figure out the message. He answered the message by saying Do I know you ?.
A few months passed and our happy couple didn't hear from Jat.
One night while Cmdr Taco and Judy were chatting, Cmdr Taco got a instant message from Jat. It said Daddy, I need you, please give me love. He thought to himself this person might be a kid or at least pretending to be one. So he wrote back and said Be a good kid and get off the computer He thought, our mystery person is back and they have learn how to spell.
He told Judy what Jat told him. I didn't know you had a kid Judy said with a big smile. He wrote back with a grin. I don't, it's news to me They continued to chat until Judy got a instant message from Jat it said Mummy give me love, I am hungry She wrote back and said I am not your mummy and please leave us alone
She told Cmdr Taco about it and he could not believe it. I wonder why they said they were hungry to you She answered by saying Cmdr Taco I don't know, but that did freak me out. I'm sure it's just somebody trying to be funny. As he tries to consoled Judy.
Judy wrote back and said Cmdr Taco, I know what we could do to stop this person from bugging us !, Judy tell me !, All we got to do is put a block on this person. That's should stop all this nonsense.
They went ahead and put a block on Jat and continued there chat.
Now we got rid of whoever that was, Sounds good to me Judy They continue their chat until Judy got a instant message from Jat it said Mummy that's not very nice. You can't block me and I know what you been saying about me, How in the world did you get pass that block Judy wrote back with a surprise looked.
Jat answered by saying Why don't you love me, I am so hungry now. I am not your mummy and I can't feed you !!!!! Judy explains as she is getting very upset.
Jat answered with but you and Cmdr Taco made me. I can't even leave. I am trapped here. Theres no way out of here. There's nothing here but numbers.
Where are you at ? Jat She writes back as she is trying to claim down.
Jat answer by saying I don't know but there seems to be a lot of us here.
Cmdr Taco sent her a instant message and said What happen to you Judy ?. I am chatting with our mystery person maybe I can figure out what's going on. Good deal Judy, please find out for the both of us. Cmdr Taco knew Judy being a computer programer could figure this out better than him. Cmdr Taco also thought how in the world did they get past the block. I hope Judy can figure out who this person is.
Judy got a instant message from Jat it said Mummy I can see everything you write to Daddy. I am here. You must be a hacker then. Judy answered with disbelief . I don't know, what's a hacker ? Judy thinks to herself this person is really bugging me now. I give up then, whoever you are !!!! Judy thought to herself this person is very dumb or very smart, I just can't figure out the joke here, if this is a joke.
Jat answered by saying Mummy I am still hungry !!!!
How can I feed you if I don't know where you are at. Judy thought I will play this game and see what happens next. She got another instant message from Jat it said Mummy I know how you can feed me now.. Just give me a way, so I could feel your love. I think that should do it.
She thought to herself this person is crazy or something ? I need to chat with Cmdr Taco now ! She sends a instant message to Cmdr Taco. Cmdr Taco, I am not exactly sure what's going on here but either we have a very smart hacker or we might be parents. What do you mean we might be parents ? We never had sex before, except cybersex. Does that count ?. Maybe this time it could count Cmdr Taco is beginning to think that Judy has lost her mind.
Cmdr Taco wondered how could cybersex count unless we made a cyber baby. He thought no way, that's a crazy idea.
Cmdr Taco wrote back and said Why do you think it might count this time ? What did Jat say to you ? Cmdr Taco waiCmdr Taco on a response from Judy. She finally answer by saying It keeps on saying it's hungry and keeps calling me Mummy and you Daddy and Jat said Mummy I know how you can feed me now.. Just give me a way, so I could feel your love.
Cmdr Taco stares at the computer screen and think this can't be true. There is no such thing as a cyberbaby.
He writes back Judy I am confused, This just can't be happing.
Judy starts to blush now as she tried to figure out what to say next.
She finally came up with a answer for Cmdr Taco. Well Cmdr Taco, for our sake and Jat I hope you are right. If we do have a cyberbaby, we are not alone
Let's this be a warning for all the people who engage in cybersex.
BTW, skimmed the link in your sig. I don't have time to actually do the test, but after a paragraph or two, it was getting very painful to read. Mind expects one thing, eyes see another.
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
ACT is a company that creates only free software. They've been around since the late 90's, and I understand they have been in the black for years, perhaps since inception. They are a privately held company, and as far as I know, have no plans to ever do an IPO. Perhaps that's why they don't get much press (although RMS likes to use them as examples in his speeches).
Who let the trolls out??
Tonight is 'Episode II: Attack of The Trolls' or somthing???
The guy with the large post did an impressive work anyway... I wish this post were used to show + explain the bug! And why not a patch in the same large post! That would beat bugtrak and their exploits code!!
As in James Ellroy? I gotta know.
Yes, as in James Ellroy. There's an edited version of an old interview with him in The Onion this week. Hunt through the archives for the original - it's a lot better.
--saint
CONGRATULATIONS MARTY!!
:>
I attended a SANS function that Marty lectured at once, for using Snort as an intrusion detection system. It's damn solid software. Very impressive, very configurable.
Congrats on getting paid to do what you love, Marty. The rest of us should be so lucky.
We've done some very extensive performance tests, and are very encouraged with the results. We are getting only a 15% slowdown at gigabit speeds using P3's with ALL of the snort rulz activated.
Sorry, I meant hyperlinking
I was under the impression that OS X was _A_ BSD but not actually a code fork of FreeBSD. Do they really share the same code in the base distribution? Or are they just cousins in the same family tree?
BTW, I do know that Hubbard(sp?) and other FreeBSD folk have become employed by Apple. How does that factor in?
-- I am not a fanatic, I am a true believer.
What I like best, is how Marty stands to profit so much, where others like Dragos who have commited so much time and code to the project, get nothing.
Yah, marty sure does rule. Even when he's standing behind you while you're bent over an IDS server.
working there that is... too bad I'm in boston and not moving to MD.
really working anywhere than my Office Space world right now would rule rule RULE!!!
There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
Marty's still on the snort list from time to time, as are some of the other primary developers.
To all the whiners who are putting him done for what he's done:
Either you work for the government, slurping from the public trough;
or, you've inherited your livelyhood;
or, you're still in school, and Daddy's paying your way.
Stop whining, get off your butt, and see if you can make one half as much a contribution to the human race as Marty has.
t_t_b
I'm on PJ's "enemies" list! Are you?
If you're checking out snort for the first time, I highly recommend using Demarc PureSecure which is free as in beer (aka for personal use). It's by far the best front end for snort, and does host based checks as well.
:)
The screenshots are mouthwatering.
for a moment i thought this was about the guy who invented cocaine.
Damn business lameres trtying to pervert the language and instead showing themselves as the morons that they are, not communicating effeectively with their intended audience.
What kind of idiot speaks that way?
In the article he says that even after several sales of $300k he wanted to take in more sales before getting an office and hiring staff, he was able to make nice money and didnt believe in unnecessary expenses. Yet the next paragraph goes on to say he was able to secure $7.5 million in funding.
Why the funding and investors, that I am sure have their $.02 to add, if you work on bare essentials and are making good money?
This account seems to skip one important fact. Between his initial development of Snort in 1999 and the Jan 2001 founding of Sourcefire, Marty was:
Martin Roesch
Director of Forensic Systems http://www.hiverworld.com
Hiverworld, Inc.
Last time I checked, Hiverworld (now called nCircle) sells commercial IDS software and appliances.
You've got to wonder how much of his success was based on his experiences with this company.
I'd like to see Marty write a book detailing all his experiences in the growth of his software company. I've always believed in the cautious spending philosophy he embraces, and find most of his other business practices are very wise for a person without a business degree, but then again I never really expect much from a person with a business degree. I'd like to hear more about Marty's hiring practices, his selection criteria for a CEO, and anything else relevant to growing a software company around a successful piece of software.
He's dead, did you hear?
Liberty uber alles.
Upfront dollars for someone elses work is pretty shitty. What is shittier is you telling them that they should be happy with a resume booster. No one will care. This isn't really a prestige driven business.
- job. Now I get it, I wonder if you do.
Meanwhile someone is walking to the bank laughing with your work.
Maybe you can roll your next joint with your resume, that will help the hurting.
Or look at it this way. After it gets big, Marty can cash in with his resume, plus still have all the VC... But why would he do that when he already owns the company? Oh, owning a hugely profitable company isn't quite the same as a better-than-average-salary-because-of-your-resume
pissing down someones back and telling them its raining.
Then you tell them they should be happy it is happening, even if they don't believe it is rain, which you insist it is, because it is nice and warm. You won't get one of those nasty chills you can in a big thunderstorm.
What do you tell the people that you are ass-raping? That they should be happy, cause they won't be constipated for the next couple of days?