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Video Game Advertising Reaches New Lows
Anonymous Coward writes "The Guardian is reporting that Acclaim is attempting to purchase advertising space on gravestones of the recently departed in order to promote its new game ShadowMan 2. This certainly takes the encroachment of commercial messages on public space to new levels." I understand RockStar is looking for a molotov cocktail partner...
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Well, ok, maybe they said they wanted to buy space on graves, but let's face it, it wouldn't happen (unless Eminem's mum died I guess). It's just good publicity - hey they've just pulled in a few thousand nerds if nothing else!!
Code, Hardware, stuff like that.
Really, can't you people check your own friggin site before posting this shit?
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3
:^)
And, as mentioned in their news for the comic, this itself is old news. They've since taken up the cause of promoting a Irish lad who has been waiting in line for Turok 2. Why? Only the boy himself could know, apparantly.
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despite the fact that the guardian article is from march, this is actually from before even then, if i'm not totally mistaken...why all of a sudden is it of such import now?
Last posted to Slashdot in March. Same article.
The Shadowman 2 affair was first mentioned several months ago. Is /. losing touch with realtime?
What assholes.
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I dunno, the way I see it, the person willing to sell billboard space on a grave is really the one commiting any form of 'wrong'.
When I die, if my family can make money off of my gravestone, I say have at it. If it were against my wishes, and my family did it anyway, I'd be mad at them instead of being mad at the company that wanted that spot.
Nobody blames the RIAA when somebody 'sells out'.
"Derp de derp."
That's just disrespectful. First of all it's disrespectful to the dead person. Secondly it's disrespectful to the person coming to view their loved one's grave. They're going to remember someone and have a quiet moment to themselves, not shop for a video game.
I for one will just not buy this game... I don't like companies that are this disprespectful and irreverant. Yeah, you need to promote your game and what not, but there are limits of decency...
Publicity stunt - they never really planned to do it. But it received the media attention they craved.
This happened in March BTW. Somebody just read penny-arcade today.
I hope whoever came up with this scheme goes bankrupt and homeless tommorrow so I can ask them if I can defecate on their gravestone for 10 dollars/pounds. All too many people just seem to have no common respect for each other these days.
The phrase "pop-up advertising" could take on an all-new meaning...
.. In case you didnt read it, the date on the article says 'Friday March 15, 2002' .. And as someone else mentioned, penny arcade is doing a comic today about the report of someone getting in queue for Turok 50 days in advance.. read it here ..
I also think i saw this news-thingy here on slashdot earlier (about the gravestones).
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One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dying
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This news is from March and Slashdot has already posted it. Chris, please take the whopping three or four seconds of your time to make sure that you aren't making a double post by using Slashdot's handy search feature next time. And while you're at it, maybe you should remove this news post. This is common knowledge among gamers and anyone who has come across a site like Slashdot or Kuro5hin in the past few months. The comments will be nothing more than flames.
"When it's dead"
~Ahem~ Ok. I'll go home now.
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They have been talking about this for at least two years. I seem to remember them talking about the same thing for one of the Resident of Evil games. This is obviously just a publicity stunt where they will do maybe 5 or 10 to get themselves in the media and get exposure for their lame game without having to pay. The company should just learn from its mistakes. The last time they tried this they didn't make it into a single newspaper except for one or two articles online, and I doubt if it will work this time. Maybe if they are lucky they will make it on Larry King Live or Crossfire with Wolf Blitzer, as this is the kind of thing that could potentially drive up ratings a notch. I wouldn't take it too seriously.
Maybe they'll license the afterlife and turn it into a shitty 2d platform-jumping game?
It's "mom," you faggot. Only un-American Lunix-using ass-terrorist homofags spell it with a 'u.'
Surprised by Unicide! (fuck this shit)
Yeah .. this will reach all the gamers .. the
.. As if anyone who would buy ... they'd probably remember it as a tootsie
...
ones that hang out in graveyards by the light
of day.
OK crackmonkey slashdot staff. The fact that
this IS old news notwithstanding, why would you
post this crap?
a game AND is hanging out in a graveyard isn't
too stoned off their ass to remember what they
saw
roll.
Whatever it is i think i see
.. but the advertising is already working. I doubt they'll even get it on headstones. Someone will make enough fuss to prevent it. But all the while, guess what, they're getting free advertising off this fuss. Now everyone on Slashdot knows about the game. People reading the news will know, eventually more people will go, "Hey did you hear about Acclaim, they're trying to advertise video games on graves."
Thats the advertising they want, they could care less about having a little plaque on a grave. Seriously, how many people are going to see that headstone other than family members and grounds keepers? The pay off is in the shock and hype. We're feeding it right now.
..There's a-dooin's a-transpirin'
I can't believe the number of sites that have fallen for this. The amount of game players that'll see an ad in some corner of a graveyard is rather miniscule compared to the amount of people who'll read about all the hubub on thier favorite geek or regular news site. When Acclaim backs off the idea as they were planning to do all along we'll all know all the initimate gory details of Shadow Man 2 because we've read dozens of articles about their "despicable advertising plan", now who here can say they knew there was a Shadow Man 1? Not me.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all.
No one has yet to volunteer and the firm said payments would be calculated with regard to the exposure potential of any particular headstone.
in my will I'll request the largest damn headstone next to Samuel L. Jackson's BMF headstone
Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable cash prizes
Now I remember why I don't read internet comics.
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They used the words "retarded" and "fucking" huh huh ha
This has less to do with the video game company and more to do with advertising in general. In order to get heard above the increasing din of pitches and advertising, companies are resorting to ever-increasing and controversial tactics.
Today I sat through 13 *previews* and 8 ads in the movie theatre. More than 35 minutes of captivity in the theatre alone. Now the broadcasters want to devote the lower quarter of my screen to advertising, I caught a cable station (TNN) doing pop-ups for American Express and Time-Warner cable just won't leave me alone about their AOL high-speed access.
The issue is that the guilty parties have to make more money each quarter to keep Wall Street off their backs. Wall Street better get ready for a consumer revolt, because I'm getting tired of it all.
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I think that acclaim is making a grave mistake.
Chrisd, I'm afraid Taco beat you to this story by 4 months!
Here's the march 15 slashdot article for those that haven't heard/read the story before.
Gravestones Advertising Video Games?
from the Guardian article...
Game publicity plan raises grave concerns
Mark Oliver
Friday March 15, 2002
4 months! nice... I bet you thought we wouldn't remember - HA! take that
You think that's bad?
Try this!
(Mostly work safe -- strange for rotten.com)
If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
I'll sell them some advance space. Or someone else's... or... how long before someone noticed, anyway? Anyone know what they're paying?
As I was driving along recently, I noticed there was no advertising in roadside gutters. All that bare concrete screaming for attention. Looks like Acclaim now has achieved that, metaphorically.
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But imagine how much esteem could be garnered from your surviving geek friends and family if you were to declare in your last will and testament that you wanted to bear a Lara Croft, Max Payne, or Blizzard billboard on your tombstone.
You could even go Times Square style, and have the billboard itself be a LCD that promotes the latest death-centric title from your favorite software production house, changing with the market. If your friends are like mine, they might even give a truely emotional send off by hacking the display, just because they care :)
In any case, it will certainly make graveyards an even more attractive target for late night trespassers.
"You can't dissect him, predict him, which of course means he's not a lunatic at all."
i cant believe you guys fell for this.
... its a shame that in the majority, games are rewarded with mainstream publicity only when they are offensive or go for outlandish publicity stunts like this, instead of being innovative and well designed.
a company releases a second grade tomb-raider-but-with-dead-people ripoff, destined to disappear into the archives of me-too crap gaming, and to try and save themselves on the way down, they come up with something that will offend all the right people and get them all sorts of publicity even in places where gamers really arent part of the target market.
they could have saved themselves the trouble and just gave the lead character a massive pair of boobs.
read the article if you have to, see it for the cheap publicity stunt that it is, move on, and hope that this game doesnt become more popular than it deserves
acclaim want to make you their bitch. maybe it worked.
erm... *everyone* knows that carrot-top does CALL-ATT commercials. does that mean i will ever use that service? hell no. on principle, i might add.
it's not really "free advertising", it's more like "free bad publicity"...
p.s. i have to say, though, i did see ONE funny carrot-top commercial. incedentally the little f*ker wasn't in it (thank god). it was a Spaceghost commercial where he was supposed to interview carrot-top etc. catch it on the cartoon channel sometimes.
My life in the land of the rising sun.
What happens when the game is out of date? Imagine walking thru a cemetary in 30 years, and seeing ads on Gravestones for 'Mary Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16' or 'Ecco The Dolphin'
It's bad enough in modern day, when actual bill boards get outdated, (IE bill boards for Politicians still up months after the end of the election, or Movies which are already past the cheap seats)
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Not in my graveyard!
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The campaign was halted, according to the spokesman, when death struck the royal household. gIt became inappropriate after the death of the Queen Mother,h he says. So, at least for the time being, we can all rest in peace.
[ed. note: in the following text, former FreeBSD developer Mike Smith gives his reasons for abandoning FreeBSD]
When I stood for election to the FreeBSD core team nearly two years ago, many of you will recall that it was after a long series of debates during which I maintained that too much organisation, too many rules and too much formality would be a bad thing for the project.
Today, as I read the latest discussions on the future of the FreeBSD project, I see the same problem; a few new faces and many of the old going over the same tired arguments and suggesting variations on the same worthless schemes. Frankly I'm sick of it.
FreeBSD used to be fun. It used to be about doing things the right way. It used to be something that you could sink your teeth into when the mundane chores of programming for a living got you down. It was something cool and exciting; a way to spend your spare time on an endeavour you loved that was at the same time wholesome and worthwhile.
It's not anymore. It's about bylaws and committees and reports and milestones, telling others what to do and doing what you're told. It's about who can rant the longest or shout the loudest or mislead the most people into a bloc in order to legitimise doing what they think is best. Individuals notwithstanding, the project as a whole has lost track of where it's going, and has instead become obsessed with process and mechanics.
So I'm leaving core. I don't want to feel like I should be "doing something" about a project that has lost interest in having something done for it. I don't have the energy to fight what has clearly become a losing battle; I have a life to live and a job to keep, and I won't achieve any of the goals I personally consider worthwhile if I remain obligated to care for the project.
Discussion
I'm sure that I've offended some people already; I'm sure that by the time I'm done here, I'll have offended more. If you feel a need to play to the crowd in your replies rather than make a sincere effort to address the problems I'm discussing here, please do us the courtesy of playing your politics openly.
From a technical perspective, the project faces a set of challenges that significantly outstrips our ability to deliver. Some of the resources that we need to address these challenges are tied up in the fruitless metadiscussions that have raged since we made the mistake of electing officers. Others have left in disgust, or been driven out by the culture of abuse and distraction that has grown up since then. More may well remain available to recruitment, but while the project is busy infighting our chances for successful outreach are sorely diminished.
There's no simple solution to this. For the project to move forward, one or the other of the warring philosophies must win out; either the project returns to its laid-back roots and gets on with the work, or it transforms into a super-organised engineering project and executes a brilliant plan to deliver what, ultimately, we all know we want.
Whatever path is chosen, whatever balance is struck, the choosing and the striking are the important parts. The current indecision and endless conflict are incompatible with any sort of progress.
Trying to dissect the above is far beyond the scope of any parting shot, no matter how distended. All I can really ask of you all is to let go of the minutiae for a moment and take a look at the big picture. What is the ultimate goal here? How can we get there with as little overhead as possible? How would you like to be treated by your fellow travellers?
Shouts
To the Slashdot "BSD is dying" crowd - big deal. Death is part of the cycle; take a look at your soft, pallid bodies and consider that right this very moment, parts of you are dying. See? It's not so bad.
To the bulk of the FreeBSD committerbase and the developer community at large - keep your eyes on the real goals. It's when you get distracted by the politickers that they sideline you. The tireless work that you perform keeping the system clean and building is what provides the platform for the obsessives and the prima donnas to have their moments in the sun. In the end, we need you all; in order to go forwards we must first avoid going backwards.
To the paranoid conspiracy theorists - yes, I work for Apple too. No, my resignation wasn't on Steve's direct orders, or in any way related to work I'm doing, may do, may not do, or indeed what was in the tea I had at lunchtime today. It's about real problems that the project faces, real problems that the project has brought upon itself. You can't escape them by inventing excuses about outside influence, the problem stems from within.
To the politically obsessed - give it a break, if you can. No, the project isn't a lemonade stand anymore, but it's not a world-spanning corporate juggernaut either and some of the more grandiose visions going around are in need of a solid dose of reality. Keep it simple, stupid.
To the grandstanders, the prima donnas, and anyone that thinks that they can hold the project to ransom for their own agenda - give it a break, if you can. When the current core were elected, we took a conscious stand against vigorous sanctions, and some of you have exploited that. A new core is going to have to decide whether to repeat this mistake or get tough. I hope they learn from our errors.
Future
I started work on FreeBSD because it was fun. If I'm going to continue, it has to be fun again. There are things I still feel obligated to do, and with any luck I'll find the time to meet those obligations.
However I don't feel an obligation to get involved in the political mess the project is in right now. I tried, I burnt out. I don't feel that my efforts were worthwhile. So I won't be standing for election, I won't be shouting from the sidelines, and I probably won't vote in the next round of ballots.
You could say I'm packing up my toys. I'm not going home just yet, but I'm not going to play unless you can work out how to make the project somewhere fun to be again.
= Mike
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reminds me of something in the movie "Beatlejuice".
Somethings gonna pop up and say "It's Showtime!".
I can see advertising some long-lived product, like coca-cola, or a company on a tombstone, but seriously...I doubt more than 1 in 10 games has anyone still caring about it a year after release. And after 5 years, it's probably 1 in 100. I hope they plan to swap ads.
Oh, and nevermind that hardly anyone would see the things. And most of those people probably don't play video games.
I guess this news story was the REAL advertisement, then.
Yeah. Totally.
SADIST.
Last posted to Slashdot in March. [slashdot.org] Same article.
Well c'mon, it is the summer. Just like Television, the web runs out of content and needs to replay old stories to keep people watching.
Come back in September or October, should be something new on by then.
You know, I'll bet that kid who commited suicide after an Everquest binge was sponsored by... Nevermind. That was too easy ;)
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Is there anyone awake at the editorial helm? Hello?
Bugger the headstones -- this story is so old it's six foot under itself.
A.
I always knew advertising was for the damned
To make a pun demonstrates the highest understanding of a language
Maybe you're not influenced to buy anything from carrot-top or the gravestone stunt, but you're probably not that all interested in the actual content (the game itself, and er.. call-att). After the initial shock (disgusted or not) of the gravestones, people who are slightly interested in acclaim's games or just video games in general would take a quick peek at the actual game: you know, why the hell not since we've already perused the article. I gaurantee that the media attention drew in a substantial amount of people who wouldn't have been exposed to the game in the first place, which would be my number one priority if I were in acclaim's marketing.
The best place for advertising would be on the dollar bills themselves.
I mean, they're buying the government anyway - why not be honest about it?
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E. W. Dijkstra
I'd take the money if it kept my offspring out of debt. Personally I'd be proud that I was the first to accept the coming age of horrible encroaching Madison Avenue awfulness. It's inescapable!
Besides, if I had an epitaph as cool as Royal Tenebaum, nobody would care if there was an ad below/above. It's all in how you approach death. Granted, the people who thunk this up are sick fuckers, but give credit to those who actually take the cash- you'd have to be self-assured indeed not to mind a blatant product endorsement forever engraved on the most permanent record of your existence.
You can at least applaud the Dada nature of it all. Nothing is sacred!
We think hospitals will love this idea, so we've patented it. This signals a sea-change in American maternity wards. Five years from now all newborns will be sporting ads on their foreheads by default. If a parent is sufficiently opposed to the idea, they can pay $5 to deprive their child of this opportunity to participate in capitalism at its finest.
and stupid news at that
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if such a thing did happen would it be a bad thing? As acclaim stated it would allow financially deprived familys a way to cope with the cost of a death. Beyond the fact that there are TONs for collectors that would gladly pay for a new headstone to be made simply to be one of the few who own such an oddity.
Was this supposed to be part of the all new Mid Year Slashback feature, covering highlights of last 6 months?
If I were alive, I'd be playing Acclaim's "Agressive Inline" right now.
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As I stood weeping over my mothers grave, there appeared a shadow. We looked but all we could see was the shadow. Was it a ghost? We soon found out it was the Shadow Man 2. AAAAAHHHHH!
It looks like Shadow Man 2 has gone 6 feet under.
I've known about this for months. A friend of mine has plans for his corpse to pop up and shout Scorpion's "Toastie!!" through tombstone speakers :).
As in March 2002...
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/., but jeeze, 4 months?!?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=
Yeesh, I know there's a delay between when stories are suggested to
Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
Who's lower, Acclaim for proposing this fake marketing blitz several months ago, or Slashdot for providing them with the free publicity it was designed to attract not once, but twice?
Not only is whoever posted this guilty of redundancy, he's also been scammed - a full 5 months after everybody else figured it out. D'oh! I guess what they say about nerds lacking a certain street common sense is true, eh?
Consume. If you don't agree ask Bush....
The article sayeth: "any attempt to advertise on headstones would require planning permission from local authorities whether the land was public or private.... Mr Carrington said: "It is illegal to put any advertising up outdoors without planning permission...."" [emphasis mine.]
Probably right too. *sigh*.
or just a stale story, I read about this a few weeks ago.
Old news.
I'll be more than happy to sell them space in advance. Once I'm dead I don't really care what's written on some stupid piece of granite sunk in the dirt above my casket. My wife and kids might think differently, but hey... it;s my frigging death. Sheesh, get a life, family.
So just send me the check. I got a vacation coming up and I could use the extra bucks.
This is OLD news far as technology goes. Article was first written back in March for crying out loud.
This story died way back in March - why not slap an ad for crush course on its tombstone?
I really hate signatures, but go to my website.
I'll take one of those ads on my headstone in a heartbeat. Rather, lack of heartbeat.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
This happened three months ago, but I still haven't seen a copy of the game or heard anyone talk about it. This publicity stunt is so contrived and stupid that it is probably barely better than no publicity at all.
The entire world probably reacted the same way I did - they thought, "Wow, the game must be baaa-aaaad if Acclaim is having to pull a trick this cheap to sell any copies" and proceeded on with their lives.
I like a little advertising, it can enhance the realism. But it's very easy to take it too far (see MAC and Me for a good example of when a movie takes it too far), or to pander to the company.
Imagine how cool it would be to drive the weinermobile in GTA3, but Oscar Mayer probably would make it so you couldn't run over pedestrians in it.
Move on. The publicity from the suggestion is doing more than the actual advertising.
Cool, I didn't know RedHat's logo signed a contract to star in his very own game! And they're even doing a sequel!!
Esse quam vederi.
Are we flashing back in time now on /.?
Ok, I'll stop being really morbid now.
Mordor...a magical, mythical land where women are more rare than dragons--but where every man would rather find a dragon
must not have worked - I can't even tell you what the game's name is without scrolling back up to the top of the window.
I got into a conversation about advertising limits and as an absurd, extreme case someone suggested Coke agreeing to pay for a new born's college education in exchange for tatooing their logo on the inside and outside of the baby's eye lids. Why waste every blink?
What frightens me is that at the time it was meant as a joke, but I could almost see people considering this. A life time of walking subliminal ads and a gauranteed lifetime customer.
I don't think we'll ever see how far the advertisers are willing to go, we'll only see how far we're willing to let them.
Product placement on headstones.. this is really dead boring advertising!!!
The editors at penny arcade are a bunch of sad fucks who have to post on slashdot in order to get any hits to their crappy comic.
Atari recently announced the release of a new video game console it refers to as the Atari 7800!
I know... there was no shadowman 1! They just started with 2, becuase it sounds cooler. Afterall, if they made a 2, 1 must have been good, and so 2 will be even better......
I thought id software did this along time ago to promote Quake?
people that want to be cremated ? What about their families deprived of the money that other families DO get because one of their dear departed decided to even take up valuable space AFTER his/her life ??? :
Indeed valuable... they're getting money for blocking the way for something useful put there iso rotting bodies with a leisure suite larry add above it.
Just imagine the poor children
"little johnny is not getting one of those new ad^H^H nike-shirts for his birthday", "why not?", "his grandma was 'cremated'... isn't that awful? selfish old hag"
In marketing, there's no such thing as bad publicity!
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
This certainly takes the encroachment of commercial messages on public space to new levels."
I'd say it plumbs new depths, but clearly it's a stunt to advertise for that game, wassitcalled now...? Er..I've already forgotten what they were advertising.
I think my short attention span is an evolved self defence mechanism against all the advertising exposure I'm subjected to!
Are the advertising agencies on crack? or are the /. admins? probably both. Is this a fake? damn right.
1. how many people visit a grave yard each day?
2. how many of those people will actually _see_ the grave stone with the advert on it?
3. out of those, how many will notice the advert, unless its very colourful and not just engraved in the stone? (I dont think they'd get away with that)
4. out of the people that notice the advert how many will a) give a f*ck, b) actually play video games, c) not be pissed off enough at the capitalist marketing technique to buy it, d) will have already seen it possibly because its on their relatives gravestone, or e) will have seen it already on a bill-board on the way to the graveyard.
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Anyone remember the name of the company that did this, or tried to do this already? I know there was an outrage in.....England, I believe over a company purchasing advertising space on headstones. And it was a gaming company also. Anyone remember who that was??
I'm ashamed to have worked there for the three years that I did... Of course some of their advertising ideas for the first release of Turok for N64 were pretty out there, but I guess they needed to find a way to kill the reputation that had of making the world worst games..
I would not be surprised at this stage to see Angelina Jolie half-naked kicking the bones of those bloody dead people getting out of their graves to remove the adverts.
Rest in peace ? No way!
É que os desafinados também têm um coração
I thought you people were supposed to be smart. Have you never heard of a publicity stunt? Where you say you're going to do something just to get people talking?
Criminy!
Man, the way they were looking years ago, Acclaim could've rented out space on THEIR gravestone!
:D
*ba-rump-bump!
This seems like some spin to drum up "controversy", but hell, with Funeral Costs as high as they are in the US at least, if some ppl could re-coup some cash, I'm sure they would.
Remember, this is the country where ppl would name their children after dot coms and radio call letters! LOL
Note to Acclaim: continue to stay away from cookie cutter Movie License games and you will survive!
Sehr geehrter Toilettenbenutzer!
Googled this because it sounded familiar. Someone tried to publish it on K5 (http://www.kuro5hin.org/poll/1016650972_LbdXJFhi) in late March, just a couple days after some of the online gaming sites caught it. More recently, according to Media Life Magazine (http://www.medialifemagazine.com/news2002/jun02/j un24/3_wed/news5wednesday.html), the program was ended after the death of the Queen Mum. Apparently "deadvertising" suddenly becomes tacky when a centenarian on the public dole kicks it.
He told me they would not be doing this. This was after the last Slashdot story at the last GDC (a day before the game was widely distributed). The Guardian doesn't mention any names so unless someone finds where Acclaim said this I'll file this under "how accurate is the Guardian?"
+5, Funny?
I've shat funnier stuff.
This was confirmed MONTHS ago as a publicity stunt. Acclaim was NEVER going to do this, they just said that for press. Sheesh! Get this tripe off the page!
pictures speak a thousand words. you dont have to be there to "see" it. advertising depends on these concepts.
could-not-care-less, the caring is at the minimum, is that so fucking hard to understand ??
But this is old news- like 2 months old... What gives?
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that is so rude to even consider advertising on gravestones!
Grr............
Acclaim will now die...
In many a game mag. Acclaim THEMSELVES stated it was an off the wall joke that boomed into a natural phonamena.. point being, they were just joking, go to acclaim.com and look up the article!
If I recall correctly, this company used this same stunt to gain publicity for ShadowMan 1. Perhaps they didn't create enough of a stir last time, I want to try again.
Shockwave Flash movies are the greatest thing to happen to non-sequitur humor since Japan.
A spokeswoman for the company, which bills the game as a "journey to the Deathside", said: "It's a dark, gory type of game and we thought it was appropriate to raise advertising to a new level."
I agree with her that it's a new level, but I don't think they'd be raising it to that new level.
Hey kids, there's only 5 days left 'til Yak Shaving Day!
Secondly, who's going to see them anyway? I'm sure some poor old lady wouldn't agree to having "OUT NOW" scrawled into her deceased husband's gravestone.
Any mega companies out there, take my advice - stick to posters and TV ads :)
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Shot in the head with a
No Les, no more.
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake
The latest Disney licensed character's need something to make them happy. Unscramble the letters to find out what they need! : HAPYP MAEL.
Taking "Disney licensed characters" to mean "Disney's Pinocchio" (yes, Pinocchio was around long before Disney; that's why I'm specifying a likeness), and "HAPYP MAEL" to descramble to "HAPPY LAME", you get this picture and this story. I have to wonder what kind of Tool thinks this stuff up.
Will I retire or break 10K?
If you look at all the angel, cross and christ related gravestones, then I'd say the christian church already has a monopoly on this sort of advertising. I'd much rather sell the word of Playstation II, than sell the word of God. I say, bring it on. At least my nearest and dearest get to make some money out of me when I'm dead.
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